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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @mastercheif0124
    @mastercheif0124 4 года назад +7069

    Needs a scene where Geralt accidentally puts out candles while trying to interact with something

    • @hopesimpson5822
      @hopesimpson5822 4 года назад +48

      😂😂😂

    • @njm92495
      @njm92495 4 года назад +47

      but thats more like the game and this show is based off the books?

    • @Dasheek_
      @Dasheek_ 4 года назад +493

      @@njm92495 you must be the 'funny' guy at family meetings

    • @zyphen665
      @zyphen665 4 года назад +1

      Dash i know he is

    • @zeramino
      @zeramino 4 года назад +106

      And where Roach just appears on the roof of houses.

  • @tylikesbmx
    @tylikesbmx 4 года назад +2757

    “Don’t touch Roach” he was probably just trying to keep him from glitching out again

  • @jovanvukajlovic8428
    @jovanvukajlovic8428 4 года назад +1768

    Also, we need a scene where in a hurry Henry whistles a few times for Roach to come but Roach is so slow that out of frustration Henry starts running towards Roach instead.

    • @Jaem6658
      @Jaem6658 4 года назад +25

      I love this. Thank you

    • @jmeru7673
      @jmeru7673 4 года назад +20

      My life would bee complete

    • @MuscleMilkDaddy
      @MuscleMilkDaddy 4 года назад +4

      Thank you

    • @Lundis919191
      @Lundis919191 4 года назад

      Yes would love this, and because everything is "real" the horse starts running away. Because if you run at a horse thats what they are most likely to do. lol

    • @SuperRAJORSHI
      @SuperRAJORSHI 4 года назад

      Relatable af 🤣😂

  • @adamnicholson1273
    @adamnicholson1273 4 года назад +586

    "I'll take the girl, protect her, and bring her back unharmed.." ... That's the line I'm using when I pick up a girl from her dad's

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад +14

      Unharmed*
      There, you're set to go, son. 😊👌

    • @Asupan_fomo
      @Asupan_fomo 4 года назад +9

      Unarmed? Ungeared? Undressed?

    • @robbc430
      @robbc430 4 года назад +2

      Josh Ortegon howling

    • @cavillwilliam7749
      @cavillwilliam7749 4 года назад

      @@Thenoobestgirl hi

    • @大銀河帝国の皇帝
      @大銀河帝国の皇帝 3 года назад +1

      Her father, who is a hardcore Witcher fan:
      Don't pull out tonight, son🤫

  • @lucasbradfield3479
    @lucasbradfield3479 4 года назад +348

    Henry is really invested. Hope this is successful for him

  • @sirN4NCEalot
    @sirN4NCEalot 4 года назад +3268

    I must hear Geralt say "Damn, you're ugly" at least once

    • @JereMiesh
      @JereMiesh 4 года назад +19

      @Swordedge yeah, but in witcher 1 he was glorious

    • @guardiansparky1766
      @guardiansparky1766 4 года назад +55

      "How do you like that silver?"

    • @kobrasnake
      @kobrasnake 4 года назад +47

      @@guardiansparky1766 place of power, gotta be

    • @Dilvanon
      @Dilvanon 4 года назад +62

      Wind's howling...

    • @JakeT89
      @JakeT89 4 года назад +4

      @@Dilvanon beat me to it

  • @lastfullast8819
    @lastfullast8819 4 года назад +1239

    I like Cavill's voice here. He is something between books and games- calm and cold, but you can hear emotions in it.

    • @StrongFreeLovin
      @StrongFreeLovin 4 года назад +9

      Witches don't feel emotions :x

    • @wontobe9571
      @wontobe9571 4 года назад +83

      Chri AAtor They do. Geralt just pretends that he has no emotions, but in the books when he’s surrounded by his friends, sometimes he even laughs

    • @lastfullast8819
      @lastfullast8819 4 года назад +31

      Witchers CAN feel emotions. Geralt tries to hide them, but often fails.

    • @danifit24
      @danifit24 4 года назад +61

      Deputy Beagle go away

    • @pg8971
      @pg8971 4 года назад +29

      Deputy Beagle Why so much hate?

  • @Victor-dm4qv
    @Victor-dm4qv 4 года назад +713

    Netflix should really thank Henry Cavill for sticking up for the fans, since he's the main reason why a lot of people decided to give this series a chance, including myself. I hope that this series is good all the way through. Wanted to say this on the day of its release.

    • @nouhailabourass7780
      @nouhailabourass7780 4 года назад +11

      Victor I didn’t like it that much to be honest

    • @timo4877
      @timo4877 4 года назад +19

      It was great but the Video Games are better

    • @kleptopunk3107
      @kleptopunk3107 4 года назад +65

      @@timo4877 The video games will always be better, just like the books will always be better. It's because playing a game, or reading a book has a level of intimacy and personalization to it. It's interactive and you as the player/reading are involved. A film, nor show will never be able to top that.

    • @Triality
      @Triality 4 года назад +29

      It was great I loved it, binged all 8 episodes the first night.

    • @timo4877
      @timo4877 4 года назад +3

      @@kleptopunk3107 true

  • @Kyrkis
    @Kyrkis 4 года назад +1248

    The "Don't touch Roach" scene literally sounds like in-game Geralt and I'm happy. Good job Henry Cavill

    • @cirillafionaelenriannon7478
      @cirillafionaelenriannon7478 4 года назад +23

      He is the best Geralt after Geralt of Rivia 'imself

    • @alexanderaaron7930
      @alexanderaaron7930 4 года назад +1

      @@cirillafionaelenriannon7478 of course, my empress of Nilfgaard

    • @Kyrkis
      @Kyrkis 4 года назад +9

      @MastersMasterson 431 others seem to agree.

    • @Kyrkis
      @Kyrkis 4 года назад +20

      @MastersMasterson all I'm saying, is by looking at the coments, you seem like you're in a little tiny minority.

    • @benb5916
      @benb5916 4 года назад +2

      I will just be in this one scene though. He maintains his British accent in that show, which is completely in opposition to the American accent in the game. I really liked how the game makers put British accents on the witches (apart from Triss), American accents on the witchers, Scottish/ Irish on dwarves and haflings etc. I don't expect this to happening here unfortunately. It already sounds predominatly British.

  • @yejhijang5998
    @yejhijang5998 4 года назад +1502

    Everyone: wants geralt to say "winds howling
    Me: "show me your wares"

    • @lucianofiore2795
      @lucianofiore2795 4 года назад +87

      "How about a round of Gwent"

    • @karanjoshi2662
      @karanjoshi2662 4 года назад +39

      And Netflix will be like 'Take this you piece of filth'

    • @uoilo
      @uoilo 4 года назад +46

      "A place of power, it's gotta be"

    • @calebemotta8107
      @calebemotta8107 4 года назад +30

      “How do you like that silver?”

    • @Drewdignity
      @Drewdignity 4 года назад +12

      "*Sigh* So long.."

  • @manuj2868
    @manuj2868 4 года назад +2519

    “Dont touch Roach!”

    • @David-nq8cv
      @David-nq8cv 4 года назад +34

      1:30

    • @kaszkie13White
      @kaszkie13White 4 года назад +17

      Jaskier! xD

    • @frickzjee
      @frickzjee 4 года назад +8

      wonder which roach this is

    • @tdog4044
      @tdog4044 4 года назад +12

      I don't think that their relationship was like this. Actually I remember how Geralt loved and protected his companion and his companion (Dandelion in English !?) Was childish to him

    • @angeal97
      @angeal97 4 года назад +4

      “you piece of filth!”

  • @KishaLovely
    @KishaLovely 4 года назад +125

    Henry Cavill was good as Superman but he is phenomenal as Geralt. Give him an award already.

    • @dae0420
      @dae0420 4 года назад +1

      he was superman???????

    • @PyraJord
      @PyraJord 4 года назад

      @@dae0420 Man of Steel and Batman VS Superman. Altogether its clear which role he enjoyed more and had better direction and material to work with

    • @PyraJord
      @PyraJord 4 года назад

      @James Blackwood Ummm... okay?

    • @gie8366
      @gie8366 4 года назад

      @James Blackwood ok high standards boomer.

    • @gie8366
      @gie8366 4 года назад +1

      @James Blackwood ok edgy BOOMER.

  • @the1ghrol
    @the1ghrol 4 года назад +3275

    I’m just waiting for Geralt to say “Damn you’re ugly” when fighting a monster.

    • @sodalitia
      @sodalitia 4 года назад +79

      He should say that when fighting the soldier in scrotum armor.

    • @SuperParadine
      @SuperParadine 4 года назад +19

      Body shaming is evil, even if it's a monster!
      And evil is evil, smaller or greater does not make a difference
      If the Witcher is to choose between one evil and another, he'd rather not choose at all!

    • @nobodyImportantl0l0l
      @nobodyImportantl0l0l 4 года назад +32

      Winds howling.

    • @_______________2001
      @_______________2001 4 года назад

      The 1 Ghrol samee

    • @DogeRider985
      @DogeRider985 4 года назад

      *siren sound*

  • @jfdfhdxds
    @jfdfhdxds 4 года назад +2124

    "I will take the girl, protect her but most importantly, how about a round of gwent?"

    • @tonytony8872
      @tonytony8872 4 года назад +44

      *grudgingly nods*

    • @alexandresilvamorato8604
      @alexandresilvamorato8604 4 года назад +4

      Have you ever played gwent?have you an rare card?like dandelion

    • @paulkeem
      @paulkeem 4 года назад +12

      I'm gonna be so mad if gwent isn't mentioned at least once in the show

    • @raeaugustus586
      @raeaugustus586 4 года назад +4

      Queue the Gwent Music!

    • @broom_404
      @broom_404 4 года назад +2

      A joke that never gets old

  • @tigransafaryan6619
    @tigransafaryan6619 4 года назад +2353

    "I will take the girl, protect her, but let's talk about my reward. It's too low."

    • @boogieman616
      @boogieman616 4 года назад +187

      "I don't think so. But let's us play for a higher reward, here's the deal. What about a round of gwent?"

    • @s2xbox360
      @s2xbox360 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @bartoszbielecki1722
      @bartoszbielecki1722 4 года назад +13

      Cirilla is his reward

    • @ruthk6189
      @ruthk6189 4 года назад +21

      Annoyance level is almost full. Awkward silence while Geralt haggles in his mind.

    • @MuhammadSudaisKarar
      @MuhammadSudaisKarar 4 года назад +5

      @@boogieman616 *nods*

  • @Geralth_of_Rivia
    @Geralth_of_Rivia 4 года назад +156

    _"The girl in the woods will be with you, always. She is your destiny."_

    • @MirrorDepth
      @MirrorDepth 4 года назад +2

      He should've been there with her. God damn it, Lauren, how many more crucial moments will you screw up?

    • @wiktorbores
      @wiktorbores 3 года назад +1

      - The girl with the bush will always be with you. She is your destiny.
      "How I met your mother"

    • @princeali4157
      @princeali4157 3 года назад

      @@MirrorDepth Rest in Peace, Book Brokilon Arc. You will be sorely missed

    • @MirrorDepth
      @MirrorDepth 3 года назад +1

      @@princeali4157 But hey, at least they've ad-libbed dual wielding Yen and blasting Kanye West hip-hop, amazing.

    • @princeali4157
      @princeali4157 3 года назад

      @@MirrorDepth Can't wait for Ciri and Yennefer to dance-fight their way to victory. But on a more serious note, I have higher hopes for season 2

  • @dindokae
    @dindokae 4 года назад +1209

    The Geralt and Dandelion’s relationship is going to make or break this for me. haha

    • @yanaeiriksson749
      @yanaeiriksson749 4 года назад +120

      It's a Netflix show - I bet these two will bang each other at least once.

    • @fantasywind3923
      @fantasywind3923 4 года назад +11

      What little we see of Batey as Dandelion/Jaskier in the clips doesn't exactly fill me with confidence, but I guess I'll have to wait and see.

    • @Justme-ip3wc
      @Justme-ip3wc 4 года назад +28

      @@yanaeiriksson749 I'd literally pay for that just to see the whole Poland go crazy because "their favourite show is ruined and unwatchable".

    • @deltazeta7797
      @deltazeta7797 4 года назад +2

      Onions.

    • @ablativus89
      @ablativus89 4 года назад

      Just me i hope we wont dissapoint 😂😂😂

  • @tukaluna5576
    @tukaluna5576 4 года назад +5064

    Touch the girl
    Touch Triss or Yenefer
    But the gods help me if you touch Roach

    • @SNinjaQK
      @SNinjaQK 4 года назад +76

      Come on roach

    • @hopepunk6847
      @hopepunk6847 4 года назад +16

      She is the best fish

    • @maplelief_dreaming
      @maplelief_dreaming 4 года назад +15

      @@victorenock Her. with a manly voice.

    • @Lr0zin
      @Lr0zin 4 года назад +11

      Just a question, isnt Gerald supposed to have 2 swords? They failed that in the series?

    • @EnsadMiljkovicPsihoterapeut
      @EnsadMiljkovicPsihoterapeut 4 года назад +72

      @@Lr0zin The second sword is saddle on his horse. They already said that during interview. They said it is like that in books.

  • @YSSH-ii6vl
    @YSSH-ii6vl 4 года назад +1547

    There needs to be a scene where Geralt just randomly says "Winds howling"

    • @glass7923
      @glass7923 4 года назад +73

      better be inside a building

    • @sardonicsnake11
      @sardonicsnake11 4 года назад +5

      I'd always have to pause for a second to ask "what winds where?" Lmao

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 4 года назад +6

      Running to a sign post and snapping a torch on accidentally

    • @StephaneGman
      @StephaneGman 4 года назад +4

      In what book does he say that? :p

    • @AndrewKronenberg
      @AndrewKronenberg 4 года назад +6

      @@StephaneGman in the game

  • @Ivight
    @Ivight 4 года назад +379

    I gotta admit that actor who played as Dandelion did a great job.

  • @joec9693
    @joec9693 4 года назад +1615

    Yennifer: "Nilfgaard will destroy everything"
    Geralt: "Have you tried challenging them to a round of Gwent?"

    • @jakholl
      @jakholl 4 года назад +1

      Bro you can't even tie with them

    • @imanafdar
      @imanafdar 4 года назад +2

      anyone know who that black chick is?

    • @luxccyberix7283
      @luxccyberix7283 4 года назад

      @@imanafdar Fringilla Vigo

    • @rustichype7794
      @rustichype7794 4 года назад +9

      I thought she said milfguard

    • @Panzer_ze_tank
      @Panzer_ze_tank 4 года назад

      @@luxccyberix7283 wait wut? Vigo isn't black in origin was she?

  • @TurnerFoster
    @TurnerFoster 4 года назад +926

    Geralt: walks out of building
    Roach, atop said building's roof: sup

    • @nxvh9062
      @nxvh9062 4 года назад +4

      @@Colossian something very wrong with that horse

    • @g_od2080
      @g_od2080 4 года назад +1

      @@nxvh9062 😂

    • @Buckheimer
      @Buckheimer 4 года назад +1

      @@nxvh9062 just another normal day in the witcher tho

    • @giannispsillias7964
      @giannispsillias7964 4 года назад

      Turner Foster no no no it’s based on the books not the games

  • @avelez9951
    @avelez9951 4 года назад +2592

    One whole episode is just Geralt looting evey house.

    • @mysticmajestic2360
      @mysticmajestic2360 4 года назад +80

      Stillhold “You said you didn’t have anything! You said you were poor!”
      “B-but we are!”
      “WHY DO YOU HAVE NO LESS THAN SIXTEEN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES LAYING AROUND YOUR HOUSE? Witcher senses do not lie!”

    • @JamesOrr81
      @JamesOrr81 4 года назад +28

      Spends 3 episodes trying to get to a chest out of reach on a high part of a ruin

    • @benjones9572
      @benjones9572 4 года назад +2

      @@mysticmajestic2360 Hahahaha that was amazing!

    • @yomofoindahouse
      @yomofoindahouse 4 года назад

      nice )

    • @partyblue9
      @partyblue9 4 года назад +1

      Sad that you are just repeating a comment you have read off other videos...

  • @asilay79
    @asilay79 4 года назад +221

    "Toss a coin to your Witcher oh valley of plenty"...is the best lyrics in a show iv heard in years...and I don't know why lol. Just great

    • @jonhjones.j3596
      @jonhjones.j3596 4 года назад

      That's because you didn't hear the Brazilian version.

    • @cinevore358
      @cinevore358 4 года назад +6

      GOT Season 8 is a disaster but Jenny of Oldstones is a masterpiece

    • @asilay79
      @asilay79 4 года назад

      @@cinevore358 that's is good as well. More of a different feel. Sad

  • @twopeaksnorth8184
    @twopeaksnorth8184 4 года назад +479

    I think we all can appreciate Roach is the true star here.

    • @strider029
      @strider029 4 года назад +4

      Yeah he can glitch too.

    • @Cocoandres10
      @Cocoandres10 4 года назад +6

      If he doesn't appear in a roof out of nowhere I will riot!!!
      Not really but it could be a hilarious nod.

    • @Chris.Pippin
      @Chris.Pippin 4 года назад +1

      Roach doesnt glitch that much

    • @zerogold8717
      @zerogold8717 4 года назад

      Better get Roach on a roof in season 1.

    • @alexsj21
      @alexsj21 4 года назад +2

      I mean Geralt's lost quite a few horses, each one being named roach. Definitely ain't no baby Yoda.

  • @joshuakilburn9202
    @joshuakilburn9202 4 года назад +2279

    If Geralt doesn't mutter "fine" at least once, imma be disappointed

    • @theguy1254
      @theguy1254 4 года назад +99

      if geralt doesn't offer a round of gwent to someone imma be pissed

    • @joshuakilburn9202
      @joshuakilburn9202 4 года назад +29

      Azka Yuniko Care for a round of Gwent?
      *nods*

    • @pignosis354
      @pignosis354 4 года назад +38

      I’m waiting for a “winds howling”

    • @sm7085
      @sm7085 4 года назад +6

      I’m just glad he doesn’t have a bs American accent

    • @justintime41776
      @justintime41776 4 года назад +2

      @@sm7085 got a problem with Americans? Isn't that against RUclips's new fascist guidelines?

  • @TheReaper1
    @TheReaper1 4 года назад +4793

    I wonder if he is going to visit the brothel as often as I made him do it.

    • @qqqfuzion2582
      @qqqfuzion2582 4 года назад +49

      Lol

    • @GabrielLemeSantos
      @GabrielLemeSantos 4 года назад +84

      There's a brothel scene in the show that already appeared on one of the trailers, so....yeah, maybe not too often though

    • @marklynch3503
      @marklynch3503 4 года назад +49

      I made Geralt go to a lot brothels in the Witcher 3:Wild Hunt and when I mean a lot I mean like 100 times

    • @TheReaper1
      @TheReaper1 4 года назад +39

      Mark Lynch lmao me too. Sometimes they weren’t even human 🤣

    • @imbatman4967
      @imbatman4967 4 года назад +14

      "I was made for lovin"

  • @eazy1437
    @eazy1437 4 года назад +208

    HE IS OUTSTANDING !!! Henry gives 100% for this role, he is the perfect cast choice, by the way he looks absolutely amazing, almost unreal like a cgi character, perfectly shaped !!! I can not imagine anyone else playing Geralt !!!

    • @darthgamer6239
      @darthgamer6239 4 года назад +11

      Apparently he's a big fan of the games too so it really couldn't be better for casting

    • @TammiTuthill
      @TammiTuthill 4 года назад +6

      First time I saw the trailer I didn't realize it was him... then I found out...WOW! I was very impressed since I can usually identify an actor right away. I was shocked to say the least... then I found out he was a gamer and who pursued the role from day 1. Go Henry!!

  • @robbieshand6139
    @robbieshand6139 4 года назад +927

    Hol' up a minute Ciri, I just need to help this old lady with her frying pan.

    • @muncher1753
      @muncher1753 4 года назад +18

      Hmm a fellow connoisseur of the girlfriend reviews

    • @kalamahalorotmg4509
      @kalamahalorotmg4509 4 года назад +1

      You can't outrun destiny just because you're terrified of it. Henry Cavill is Gandalf of Riverdale. The Witcher arrives December 20.

  • @redneck5900
    @redneck5900 4 года назад +1383

    "Don't touch Roach" хD

  • @gtavmovies958
    @gtavmovies958 4 года назад +561

    This World Doesn’t Need A Hero, It Needs a Professional 🔥

    • @malu4773
      @malu4773 4 года назад +10

      That is so true. Nilfgaard needs one for sure. I bet the guy who invented their armour isn't one...

    • @DogeRider985
      @DogeRider985 4 года назад +1

      it needs silver and steel sword

    • @GREG_Khar-NÜ-Metalhead2000
      @GREG_Khar-NÜ-Metalhead2000 4 года назад

      What?

    • @SpaceCatMiqote
      @SpaceCatMiqote 4 года назад

      Leon is dead

    • @kuba_driver5702
      @kuba_driver5702 4 года назад +1

      @@malu4773
      Not just that armour. Calanthe's crown (0:03) adds up to the same horrible design. Makes her look like a f***ng Statue of liberty.

  • @Salma_M
    @Salma_M 4 года назад +416

    toss a coin to your Witcher

    • @sjsbmksps
      @sjsbmksps 4 года назад +12

      O valley of plenty

    • @yon3843
      @yon3843 4 года назад +5

      Salms _ o valley of plenty

    • @I_Eated_The_Soap
      @I_Eated_The_Soap 4 года назад +3

      oh oh oh

    • @kamixus5037
      @kamixus5037 4 года назад +2

      Grosza daj wiedźminowi sakiewką potrząśnij sakiewką potrząśnij in polish language

    • @ktrickmusik595
      @ktrickmusik595 4 года назад

      kamixus - no one cares.

  • @nocturne8323
    @nocturne8323 4 года назад +171

    I expect the first episode is Geralt going from village to village playing gwent on a high stakes

    • @TheCivildecay
      @TheCivildecay 4 года назад +2

      don't forget the horse-races and barefist boxing matches!

    • @argentinanovedades
      @argentinanovedades 4 года назад

      tha'ts not the witcher 3? this is based on the book

  • @Ildun
    @Ildun 4 года назад +666

    Roach:"Yeah, don't touch me!"

    • @Archonsx
      @Archonsx 4 года назад +4

      Lol😂

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 4 года назад

      I thought you were a girl

    • @Chris-ve1st
      @Chris-ve1st 4 года назад +9

      @@devilred18 i thought you were american

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 4 года назад

      @@Chris-ve1st what? I'm quoting the game

    • @-ORPHEUS-
      @-ORPHEUS- 4 года назад +3

      @@devilred18 it's a vine

  • @EpicUnbox
    @EpicUnbox 4 года назад +1683

    I’m not gonna lie It seems like Henry Cavill nailed Geralt’s voice

    • @avalonazure5488
      @avalonazure5488 4 года назад +88

      I REALLy appreciate the accent he went for. It's very on point for how it was described in the books

    • @keatonclough4551
      @keatonclough4551 4 года назад +28

      Early Reviews are saying it was a perfect casting

    • @deusexmachina1253
      @deusexmachina1253 4 года назад +48

      Season 1 is about geralt collecting his Gwent cards n doing sidequests..
      *Found me pan, have ye??*
      We need that granny

    • @spacelegos4964
      @spacelegos4964 4 года назад +5

      @@doctorthee descriptor words exist in polish and English?

    • @TheRomeoSan
      @TheRomeoSan 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, its also amazing he's a huge fan of the franchise! He'll do this series justice.

  • @BepHuTe_Huku_cyku
    @BepHuTe_Huku_cyku 4 года назад +44

    just came here to say that Jaskier was extremely perfect. I feel like we need more of him, Joey did the great job

  • @lordoaf
    @lordoaf 4 года назад +701

    I want Geralt to visit a merchant and the merchant say enthusiastically “welcome, WELCOME!!!”

    • @abhishek2977
      @abhishek2977 4 года назад +22

      And instead of buying anything. Geralt should say how about a round of Gwent??😅😅😅

    • @advwvad5939
      @advwvad5939 4 года назад +2

      I'm Geralt from RIvia, and this is my favourite store on the... Oh wait!

    • @stalkin_cat1998
      @stalkin_cat1998 4 года назад +4

      I want a random dude sing pam pah ram

    • @DJhurricanehoudini
      @DJhurricanehoudini 4 года назад +5

      The craftsman in novigrad “Top Notch Swords!”

    • @commentjudger5009
      @commentjudger5009 4 года назад +5

      Then geralt sells him some rotten meat, a broken rake and 4 grapes that he picked on on his way into town

  • @fatchildcookie
    @fatchildcookie 4 года назад +910

    "I saw an army, a sea of black and gold"
    > shows a line of grey not ironed wrinkles

    • @RATGODORIGINAL
      @RATGODORIGINAL 4 года назад

      Lmao, even authors gave up saying that they just wanted to show nilfs rising and giving them better armour in season 2. But we all know its just an excuse. At least they understand they fucked up.

    • @Gunnar001
      @Gunnar001 4 года назад +134

      Still don't know why they signed off on that godawful armor.

    • @minhnguyen5888
      @minhnguyen5888 4 года назад +34

      literally looks like a scrotum armor lol

    • @booya2k
      @booya2k 4 года назад +32

      @@Gunnar001 Garbage bag army coming through!

    • @MrSwitchblade327
      @MrSwitchblade327 4 года назад +23

      @@Gunnar001 I'm sure there will be much worse thing is Netflix "woke" witcher

  • @nameiswind9524
    @nameiswind9524 4 года назад +597

    I want Henry to say *Wind's howling* every 10 seconds on screen

  • @midnight6451
    @midnight6451 4 года назад +83

    one of Netflix’s greatest works in my opinion

    • @CGIadviser
      @CGIadviser 4 года назад +1

      Eh i wouldnt hold them accountable for this masterpiece. They are marely a marketing company that just want profit out of this. Show writers, cast and other people are the ones who should be given credit.

    • @CGIadviser
      @CGIadviser 4 года назад

      @Francisco Daniel Palumbo Gomez doubt it. It would surprise you have many people think that mother companies care about their stuff... Rockstar and their mother conpany is a perfect example.. idk if ur aware of that situation

    • @mrvult2395
      @mrvult2395 4 года назад +1

      DevRoot Red Dead Redemption 2 is a tragic example of how such skilled developers are literally held back by their money hungry mother company...

    • @АлексейТомин-х7г
      @АлексейТомин-х7г 4 года назад

      в смысле? вы о том что они сняли полное дерьмо? ВЕЛИЧАЙШЕЕ ДЕРЬМО!!!)))) ну тогда я с вами согласен.О величайшей работе можно говорить , вспоминая Питера Джексона.in sense? You mean they took off the shit? GREATEST SHIT!)))) well then I agree with you. You can talk about the greatest work by remembering Peter Jackson.

    • @matthew5556
      @matthew5556 4 года назад

      Happy it's Polish 🇵🇱❤

  • @LadyArty19
    @LadyArty19 4 года назад +521

    “Don’t touch Roach.” 😂😂😂

  • @khHowe
    @khHowe 4 года назад +1211

    I'll be damn impressed if Geralt says:
    "I hate portals."

    • @NoXeB1995
      @NoXeB1995 4 года назад +9

      That's such low demand.

    • @teekay9886
      @teekay9886 4 года назад +20

      Well, that one is probably going to be said 😁

    • @NDAndreev
      @NDAndreev 4 года назад +11

      He probably will considering it was in the books if I remember correctly.

    • @PanicPvPWoW
      @PanicPvPWoW 4 года назад +2

      @@NDAndreev The reason he hates portals is because he gets trapped in one somewhere in the books. I don't think it's this season though.

    • @Lanifar94
      @Lanifar94 4 года назад +3

      @@PanicPvPWoW he said that he hates portals when for first time meet yenefer. And told her about someone or some(half)one who died in one of them. Becouse portals works so good only in games. In books charakters often choise normal way ^^

  • @jayr444
    @jayr444 4 года назад +131

    Ciri: I am feeling Cold
    Geralt: Charging "IGNI" , this will help.

    • @ok2673
      @ok2673 4 года назад +6

      Then accidentally turns on a candle.

  • @ShahrukH284
    @ShahrukH284 4 года назад +24

    Was hesitant to watch this series. But, just to pass my time I binged watched this to end and guess who's going all without sleep to work today.
    10/10 do it again for Season 2! ❤️

  • @liamfenwick1233
    @liamfenwick1233 4 года назад +931

    When Geralt said “don’t touch Roach” I felt that 🥺

  • @jericocura1546
    @jericocura1546 4 года назад +1224

    This trailer smells of lilacs and gooseberries

    • @keacluster
      @keacluster 4 года назад +12

      In a funeral

    • @hrosskel4042
      @hrosskel4042 4 года назад +15

      Rather lilacs and chicken tikka masala :P

    • @sean-patricksmith4567
      @sean-patricksmith4567 4 года назад +9

      Yennefer, must be.

    • @imanafdar
      @imanafdar 4 года назад +8

      Smell like racial quota shit

    • @MisterBrimm
      @MisterBrimm 4 года назад +9

      @@imanafdar Oh know! Your precious whiteness threatened yet again! Your delicate, snowflake whiteness!

  • @MrKillroy26
    @MrKillroy26 4 года назад +1209

    I hope they made him say “looks like rain” atleast once
    Edit: I’m disappointed no one mentioned “Pam pa ram”

  • @Gold139
    @Gold139 4 года назад +37

    shout out for jaskier/dandelion. He's absolutely amazing, probably the best part of this series

  • @ingeborgsvensson4896
    @ingeborgsvensson4896 4 года назад +415

    Roach farts. Geralt: "Wind's howling..."

  • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
    @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 4 года назад +332

    Geralt : **talks about the wind**
    Talim : **Wind powers intensifies**

    • @NihhaarRC
      @NihhaarRC 4 года назад +15

      Wind's howling

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 4 года назад +1

      @@NihhaarRC yes, it makes me so nervous right now

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 4 года назад +1

      A storm. Dammit

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 4 года назад

      @@robertagren9360 *_I really hate men banging girls especially at my young age, I kept myself chill here like the wind_*

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 4 года назад +1

      @@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      A winding weaving fate to which we both atone.
      The wolf I will follow into the storm. To find you heart. Its passion is displaced.
      To dream of raven locks twist and stormy
      Of violet eyes as you weep.

  • @timur79
    @timur79 4 года назад +217

    When Geralt find ciri:
    Geralt: wanna play cards, gwent specifically

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 4 года назад +7

      Nah, Gwent comes later. He would want to play dice first xD

    • @timur79
      @timur79 4 года назад +1

      @@DemBigOlEyes Nah, he would want to play some mobile gwent

    • @petrpinc7695
      @petrpinc7695 4 года назад

      @@timur79 only one playing Gwent in the books are Dwarfes in like 3rd book (first of the saga)

  • @defiantboss9418
    @defiantboss9418 4 года назад +28

    On episode 7 right now and all I can say is that this show is fantastic imo

  • @gokalpkocakk
    @gokalpkocakk 4 года назад +813

    Finally he said Roach. Now I can die in peace.

    • @SNinjaQK
      @SNinjaQK 4 года назад +11

      Come on roach

    • @sumitpawar338
      @sumitpawar338 4 года назад +1

      ‘Rosh’

    • @maning04
      @maning04 4 года назад +14

      Now he just needs to say "winds howling.."

    • @baokiem123
      @baokiem123 4 года назад +5

      @@maning04 and play gwent

    • @Adrenalinlev
      @Adrenalinlev 4 года назад +1

      Farewell my friends

  • @MrPerez-sk5jj
    @MrPerez-sk5jj 4 года назад +654

    I hear that when the weather gets warmer the Nilfgaardian armor smoothes out and sags.

    • @goldenwind_IV
      @goldenwind_IV 4 года назад +16

      Like balls

    • @mikebelmont5919
      @mikebelmont5919 4 года назад +38

      ball sack armors, who approve ideas like that? I want to meet that person.

    • @ethermay
      @ethermay 4 года назад +1

      i really dig the style of the armor. definitely gives it an evil feel.

    • @mdanderssonupurs
      @mdanderssonupurs 4 года назад +4

      milfguard

    • @GuyCyclone
      @GuyCyclone 4 года назад +39

      @@mikebelmont5919 it was the feminist directors who wanted to make nilfgaard look like the patriarchy so they insisted that they look like dickheads and ballsacks.

  • @gianni6834
    @gianni6834 4 года назад +405

    I too would have nightmares of Cahir if he was wearing armour like that lol.

  • @Charlie0l9
    @Charlie0l9 4 года назад +47

    I want to bring everyone’s attention to Darren Franich and Kristen Baldwin of Entertainment Weekly, and their review of Witcher.
    More specifically, this quote from them, ‘because life’s too short for Netflix drama running times’.
    They spent the whole review bashing the series and mocking its fan, cast, and crew, while admitting in the same review that they didn't even watch all of the five episodes screened for critics.
    And while I admit that Witcher is not everyone’s cup of tea, but isn’t watching dramas and movies, then giving them a proper critique part of the job description as a journalist?

    • @berrykkay5785
      @berrykkay5785 4 года назад +1

      Seen that it wasn't right of them.

    • @bigh1708
      @bigh1708 4 года назад +2

      you will find no one gives a shit. the witcher has ascended.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад +1

      Thanks, now you've just made me mad lol

    • @GS-pi6iz
      @GS-pi6iz 4 года назад

      Never heard of their names before 🤔

  • @kurtkee101
    @kurtkee101 4 года назад +1630

    Henry Cavill
    2013: Man of Steel
    2019: Man of Steel and Silver

  • @chayeej
    @chayeej 4 года назад +318

    “Don’t touch roach!” lol

  • @paulstark4923
    @paulstark4923 4 года назад +422

    "Don't touch Roach"
    *click... Noice

    • @faraxk135
      @faraxk135 4 года назад +4

      Was that dandelion?

    • @bobolarsen1892
      @bobolarsen1892 4 года назад +4

      @@faraxk135 Yup. Or 'Jaskier' as he is called in the series (and books)

    • @faraxk135
      @faraxk135 4 года назад +1

      @@bobolarsen1892 never read the books really, but that's good to know

    • @paulstark4923
      @paulstark4923 4 года назад

      @creapsmantic what?

    • @Someone-ci8wf
      @Someone-ci8wf 4 года назад

      @@bobolarsen1892 Wait, he is called Jaskier in the books? I read them and don't remember this name. Maybe because I read the german translation and he is called Rittersporn in the german game translation at least. Don't remember which name was used in the books

  • @maissa1983
    @maissa1983 4 года назад +23

    Binge watched it today!!!! and I CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cavill is doing a great job!!! especially his voice work
    !!! LOVED HIM

  • @Boogsboogie
    @Boogsboogie 4 года назад +753

    This whole trailer needs the “la la laa la la lei lei leii la la lei leii” theme🤺

    • @jaroslavmihok740
      @jaroslavmihok740 4 года назад +9

      really? still dont like the music????

    • @willow6311
      @willow6311 4 года назад +47

      I've read that with the rhythm lol

    • @NinponixTutorials
      @NinponixTutorials 4 года назад +8

      Those people that dont like anything related to the show and make that cringy videos with game music on top of the show's footage.

    • @Boogsboogie
      @Boogsboogie 4 года назад +47

      Woow! Before anyone jumps to conclusions, I never disliked the music and I know this is based on the books not the game. And btw take a joke will ya!? You, never gonna be fun at parties guys!😂

    • @Boogsboogie
      @Boogsboogie 4 года назад +8

      Jaroslav Mihok no, actually loved it, the music just did jump in my mind while watching this😆

  • @UserInterface00
    @UserInterface00 4 года назад +786

    Is this the first time you cared about anyone other than yourself?
    Geralt: DONT TOUCH ROACH!

    • @lucasunderhill9974
      @lucasunderhill9974 4 года назад +2

      Man i dont believe they're using roach and not plotka. Thats awesome

    • @hywelinesh
      @hywelinesh 4 года назад +14

      I, too, saw the trailer

    • @lunareclipse-
      @lunareclipse- 4 года назад

      He cares about roach UwU

    • @lunareclipse-
      @lunareclipse- 4 года назад +2

      Lucas Underhill kinda funny because jaskier isn’t dandelion.

    • @84jesterx
      @84jesterx 4 года назад +11

      "What about you, Geralt? Surely you love something?"
      "I guess I love my horse, Roach."
      "You named your horse Roach?"
      "I name all my horses Roach."

  • @CurseTheCosmos
    @CurseTheCosmos 4 года назад +124

    Seeing Geralt and Dandelion together makes me very, very happy.

  • @Boznoz666
    @Boznoz666 4 года назад +50

    Who's watching right now

    • @herlainepillerin1549
      @herlainepillerin1549 4 года назад

      Season 1 episode 1 😂

    • @DrEgonCholakian
      @DrEgonCholakian 4 года назад +2

      I made it half way through episode 1 before deciding it was shit

    • @brandywine4u168
      @brandywine4u168 4 года назад +5

      I gave it a try and now im hooked!!!!!!! and rewatching it all, I LOVE IT!!

    • @zoiloruaya8395
      @zoiloruaya8395 4 года назад +1

      Me whole day of all episodes... 😂

  • @perfectenrager
    @perfectenrager 4 года назад +1210

    I really hope that Geralt will say for once, “Oh god I hate portals”

    • @jaredf6407
      @jaredf6407 4 года назад +50

      He will. In the books there's a few times where he talks about how he hates portals and why he hates them.

    • @woongkoh
      @woongkoh 4 года назад

      why does he hate the portals?

    • @yunomoon3851
      @yunomoon3851 4 года назад

      Perfect Enrager its Not the Witcher of he doesnt say it

    • @jaredf6407
      @jaredf6407 4 года назад +19

      @@woongkoh because he doesn't trust them. When using a portal to travel there's a chance that you could lose a limb, be teleported to the wrong place or just never come out of it. Plus the way portals make you feel when you go through them isn't pleasant. You can see, hear and feel nothing but cold, then there's a flash and then you're out of the portal.

    • @sebastianc2077
      @sebastianc2077 4 года назад +4

      @@jaredf6407 I didn't know that I feel like I should read the books

  • @stephenkamps8925
    @stephenkamps8925 4 года назад +24

    I can already see with my mind’s eye a scene where Henry Cavill does his little Geralt smirk while holding like 5 Gwent cards... I just know it must happen!

  • @villar2702
    @villar2702 4 года назад +736

    Imagine seeing Gaunter O’Dimm casually doing random thing in the background of the scenes

    • @guardiansparky1766
      @guardiansparky1766 4 года назад +73

      OK in all seriousness that....thing better make at least one cameo at some point or another

    • @necr0danc3r29
      @necr0danc3r29 4 года назад +19

      I'd love that. Just a little easter egg

    • @mik6908
      @mik6908 4 года назад +11

      I hope there is a future season involving him where its revealed thats hes secretly been in previous episodes or something

    • @grzybowy1680
      @grzybowy1680 4 года назад +29

      It's based on the books and Master Mirror is only in W3

    • @mik6908
      @mik6908 4 года назад +5

      @@grzybowy1680 Thats too bad. Hopefully the take from both at some point

  • @luciddreamer5383
    @luciddreamer5383 4 года назад +9

    Henry Cavill's the main reason this show is good and deserves a second season.

  • @vaalejo1sarchive494
    @vaalejo1sarchive494 4 года назад +953

    I just hope that during the sword fights in these we get these intense *LELELELELLEEELEEELEEEE HAAAUAAAAAAAAA*

    • @LPempty
      @LPempty 4 года назад +7

      vaalejo1's archive honestly tho

    • @kylebroflovski5511
      @kylebroflovski5511 4 года назад +3

      HAHAHA NIIICE

    • @grayman1993
      @grayman1993 4 года назад +5

      Lmao 😂

    • @saulgoodman612
      @saulgoodman612 4 года назад +33

      Honestly if this show doesn't have any of the Witcher 3's soundtrack at all its a huge missed opportunity

    • @therealsuomi1153
      @therealsuomi1153 4 года назад +7

      @@saulgoodman612 Imagine the first episode calmly opening up with Kaer Morhen theme

  • @franciscomendes9572
    @franciscomendes9572 4 года назад +1047

    “Hmmmm, looks like rain.”

    • @Dastardly_Duo
      @Dastardly_Duo 4 года назад +43

      "How ya like that silver?"

    • @nameiswind9524
      @nameiswind9524 4 года назад +51

      Wind's howling

    • @mistersquaresoft5307
      @mistersquaresoft5307 4 года назад +1

      no! looks like feminism. i can’t wait for all the boring commentary from all the female actors dominating this trailer.

    • @angryvigilante9018
      @angryvigilante9018 4 года назад +1

      Yes Geralt, perceptive as always

    • @td_xaniel2179
      @td_xaniel2179 4 года назад +11

      "What now you piece of filth"

  • @simran4u145
    @simran4u145 4 года назад +1118

    Geralt better be rushed by a chort while slaughtering the towns cows.

  • @LookHereMars
    @LookHereMars 4 года назад +7

    I liked the fact that in one scene during the show Geralt dismounts Roach and Roach starts moonwalking backwards out of the shot lol. I don't know if this is done on purpose as a nod to the game community or not but me and my friend who are Witcher game fans found it funny.

  • @09spidy
    @09spidy 4 года назад +2030

    "Don't touch Roach"... she'll glitch out and get stuck on the terrain.

    • @quatrevingt9126
      @quatrevingt9126 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PB-Trinity
      @PB-Trinity 4 года назад +13

      Or in the closest fence...

    • @bg4284
      @bg4284 4 года назад +4

      A rooftop you meant.

    • @SNinjaQK
      @SNinjaQK 4 года назад +4

      Come on roach

    • @Koraki5115
      @Koraki5115 4 года назад +11

      @Baby Yoda yes, all geralt's horses are mares and called Roach

  • @aiity7633
    @aiity7633 4 года назад +270

    " I will protect her, and bring her back unharmed "
    Options :
    1."Only doing this for Ciri"
    2."Better prepare the 100 crowns"

    • @TaigaXsenpai
      @TaigaXsenpai 4 года назад

      I guess I would use suggestion spell

    • @0niro
      @0niro 4 года назад +8

      3."let's play gwent"

    • @aiity7633
      @aiity7633 4 года назад

      @@0niro nah

    • @jakholl
      @jakholl 4 года назад +1

      Annoyance level very high

    • @sidm8913
      @sidm8913 4 года назад

      Crowns*

  • @janmedeus3070
    @janmedeus3070 4 года назад +777

    Cahir be like: "I am no Nilfgaardian"
    Book fans will know.

    • @oyblech8671
      @oyblech8671 4 года назад +32

      I am a wandering ballsack
      sorry, I had to...

    • @FreshMetal80
      @FreshMetal80 4 года назад +48

      The actor they got to play Cahir really sells the whole "villain" look. I can't wait for him to be accepted as an ally later in the series.

    • @sleepyatlas9066
      @sleepyatlas9066 4 года назад +55

      Geralt's band of idiots (hanza) was my favorite part of the books!

    • @FreshMetal80
      @FreshMetal80 4 года назад +31

      @@sleepyatlas9066 SPOILER!!:
      It was really sad to see them all drop like flies in the end. The games brought Regis back, but that's technically not canon.

    • @Isaac-rp8ny
      @Isaac-rp8ny 4 года назад +38

      @@FreshMetal80 Goddamn it Angoulême you should've stay in Toussaint and run a brothel.

  • @Imcookedchat555
    @Imcookedchat555 4 года назад +13

    Loved every minute of this show, 10/10 IGN. Can't wait for season 2.

  • @BRADU5
    @BRADU5 4 года назад +451

    "If I'm to choose between one trailer or another, i rather not choose at all"

    • @68idl
      @68idl 4 года назад +10

      "Sometimes you watch a trailer and never look back"

    • @Moonshainu
      @Moonshainu 4 года назад +6

      I rather go back to the books and games...

    • @b4nterontilt
      @b4nterontilt 4 года назад

      haha I love it!

  • @MatiZ815
    @MatiZ815 4 года назад +316

    - I will take the girl, protect her...
    - Gwent?
    - OMG YES.

    • @drsquid8124
      @drsquid8124 4 года назад +5

      Nods in approval

    • @krecikowi
      @krecikowi 4 года назад

      I will find you... and I will... Wait. Wrong movie.

  • @ciara8106
    @ciara8106 4 года назад +44

    When I first heard Henry Cavill was cast as Geralt I didn’t think it would work. But now seeing the trailer my mind has changed.

    • @TacticalDimples
      @TacticalDimples 4 года назад +1

      Surprisingly his voice fits amazingly well; it really portrays his type of character.

  • @Mr.C2K
    @Mr.C2K 4 года назад +114

    It aired 12 AM its now 9 AM already finished season 1...so when is season 2 coming out

    • @TheGreatJutt
      @TheGreatJutt 4 года назад +2

      Hows the first one?

    • @TheGreatJutt
      @TheGreatJutt 4 года назад +1

      Rate 10 out of

    • @bebaguette766
      @bebaguette766 4 года назад +2

      Average, 5/10.

    • @Mr.C2K
      @Mr.C2K 4 года назад +25

      I’d give it a 8/10...plus its still season 1

    • @herzfeldji
      @herzfeldji 4 года назад +2

      Slow start of course but episode 3 it really takes off

  • @muhammadhaidar8837
    @muhammadhaidar8837 4 года назад +322

    I want him to complete all the side quests that I didn't complete while playing Witcher 3.

    • @rieyuki
      @rieyuki 4 года назад +23

      Muhammad Haidar Like Paperchase in the Blood and Wine DLC, where Geralt has to deal with bureaucratic paperwork at a bank. That one had me laughing so hard!

    • @maxim196
      @maxim196 4 года назад

      @@rieyuki YES

    • @313khari
      @313khari 4 года назад

      lmaooo facts bro

    • @apickleleaningonacomputerm8045
      @apickleleaningonacomputerm8045 4 года назад +5

      Why did I just spend 30 minutes tracking down paperwork and getting sass from bank clerks and customers all for a meager sum of money? Why did I have fun the whole time?

    • @syrus1233
      @syrus1233 4 года назад +2

      u won't get that this is based off the books

  • @samg7430
    @samg7430 4 года назад +373

    Geralt: "Dont touch Roach."
    Dandelion: * Touches Roach *
    *Witcher 3 Shakira battle music starts playing*

    • @bucketofspice2119
      @bucketofspice2119 4 года назад +16

      Did...did you just call dandelion a random peasant?

    • @Golabkiwsosiepomidorowym
      @Golabkiwsosiepomidorowym 4 года назад +2

      Sam G it’s not random peasant, that’s dandelion

    • @samg7430
      @samg7430 4 года назад +28

      Sam G : * Calls Dandelion a random peasant *
      RUclips Community *Witcher 3 Shakira battle music starts playing*
      Haha quite right! I will edit the above to cover my shame

    • @MirrorDepth
      @MirrorDepth 4 года назад +1

      It's okay, I couldn't tell it's supposed to be Dandelion / Jaskier at first, too. So-so casting.

    • @EscaVODS
      @EscaVODS 4 года назад +13

      LE LELE LE LELELE

  • @moonman8450
    @moonman8450 4 года назад +568

    Black: yes
    Gold: no, not really
    Ballsack: definitely yes

  • @Sarhan.Aashir
    @Sarhan.Aashir 4 года назад +8

    "Don't touch Roach" ❤❤
    only thing left is a game of gwent in it 😂

  • @Countdooku97
    @Countdooku97 4 года назад +2052

    DON’T TOUCH ROACH

  • @magsmags2324
    @magsmags2324 4 года назад +122

    That Nilfgaard amour needs one thing: good ironing.

    • @SnizelOfficial
      @SnizelOfficial 4 года назад +6

      It's just cold out there so it shrinks.

    • @txorimorea3869
      @txorimorea3869 4 года назад +8

      That armor texture has strategic value: It helps to get those soldiers killed to reduce upkeep costs. You don't need to pay dead soldiers.

  • @shironpraneeth2096
    @shironpraneeth2096 4 года назад +557

    "DON'T TOUCH THE ROACH"
    This is enough for me to watch the series.

    • @ploxxybb
      @ploxxybb 4 года назад +20

      I scrolled for such a comment. xD

    • @kautsarmw9526
      @kautsarmw9526 4 года назад +8

      dude better get his hands off roach before geralt starts swinging😅

    • @danielpedraza6455
      @danielpedraza6455 4 года назад +2

      Except it looks SJW

    • @themercenarygamer5262
      @themercenarygamer5262 4 года назад +4

      I KNEW someone would write such a comment xD

    • @philo2189
      @philo2189 4 года назад +4

      @@kautsarmw9526 I cant wait to see Dandelion travel around with geralt like hes doing here

  • @sarveshmore4003
    @sarveshmore4003 4 года назад +14

    Stranger Things:I'm the best show of Netflix
    The Witcher:Hold my sword

    • @marcelkuhn5310
      @marcelkuhn5310 4 года назад

      Which sword

    • @shashwatsinha5291
      @shashwatsinha5291 4 года назад +1

      @@marcelkuhn5310 hmm both actually. Steel, Coz ppl in stranger things are humans. Silver for that "ugly" demogorgon

  • @serpentsviper2187
    @serpentsviper2187 4 года назад +290

    Dandelion: Complaining about Geralt
    Geralt: ...
    Dandelion: *touches Roach*
    Geralt: DON'T TOUCH ROACH!

    • @jakob716
      @jakob716 4 года назад +2

      Tiina Tiina Priorities

    • @TheWeis
      @TheWeis 4 года назад

      Jaskier 🤓

    • @aziz9811
      @aziz9811 4 года назад

      Not Dandelion

  • @JayTraversJT
    @JayTraversJT 4 года назад +820

    Person 1: “Nilfgaard is here”
    Person 2: “Why have they come? Is its empire not big enough?”
    Person 1: “No. They want our scrotums to forge more armour”

    • @DUBDUB511
      @DUBDUB511 4 года назад +14

      This is gold

    • @josemoyano1543
      @josemoyano1543 4 года назад +2

      +10

    • @cobboGHS91
      @cobboGHS91 4 года назад +12

      buy this man an ale

    • @panic_diver
      @panic_diver 4 года назад

      Fucking hilarious. I almost spat out my coffee. That armor is damn ugly.

    • @Pyriel_NZ
      @Pyriel_NZ 4 года назад +14

      Ahh I thought he said Milfgaard. haha....

  • @takeiteasy2232
    @takeiteasy2232 4 года назад +13

    Great job. I really liked it. Season two, please.

  • @6ixlxrd
    @6ixlxrd 4 года назад +150

    I'm already calling it. That horse is going to win a grammy for playing the best character in the entire series: Roach.

  • @doublefeatures6312
    @doublefeatures6312 4 года назад +545

    2019 is gonna have one hell of a Christmas

    • @thepaperninja3123
      @thepaperninja3123 4 года назад

      Anything else other than this?

    • @anerophqq2230
      @anerophqq2230 4 года назад +4

      Mr Robot, with imo one of the best final seasons ever.

    • @kaanbaykozi2577
      @kaanbaykozi2577 4 года назад +2

      @@thepaperninja3123 new star wars, lost in space season 2, i don't know if there's soöething else but we'll see

    • @michaelsierra9
      @michaelsierra9 4 года назад +2

      Mando (Baby Yoda, lol) and This!

    • @arkhamwarden1205
      @arkhamwarden1205 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, I can't wait for the response videos to all the shit movies that are going to come out

  • @andrewdydasco6691
    @andrewdydasco6691 4 года назад +1636

    If there's not an entire episode dedicated to a finding a frying pan, I'm not interested.

    • @Jackofhearts17
      @Jackofhearts17 4 года назад +30

      Agreed, there better be an episode where he needs to get form 202, im not even in.

    • @parkerstyers4812
      @parkerstyers4812 4 года назад +44

      Andrew Dydasco YE FIND ME PAN HAVE YE?

    • @caseyfaitel
      @caseyfaitel 4 года назад

      I'm looking for friends ruclips.net/video/zyNQKbWvhr8/видео.html

    • @bappi4218
      @bappi4218 4 года назад +2

      Well this is not Indian serial with 1000+ episodes

    • @odeus7164
      @odeus7164 4 года назад +3

      I never did find that pan and gave up on the game.

  • @raymondseye
    @raymondseye 4 года назад +8

    100% Fresh!!! Binging it for the 2nd time around.

    • @TheB016
      @TheB016 4 года назад

      @zijuiy wttuy With Roach, like in the books.

  • @zavan9950
    @zavan9950 4 года назад +478

    No one:
    Not even Dandelion:
    Geralt: Wind’s Howling

    • @MsDeathGuy
      @MsDeathGuy 4 года назад +16

      Wind: Howls

    • @FrankieKnowhere
      @FrankieKnowhere 4 года назад

      Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP

    • @MyKeyMoonShine
      @MyKeyMoonShine 4 года назад +1

      He needs to say this at some point

    • @mathdesm9306
      @mathdesm9306 4 года назад +3

      I don't know about you guys but looks like rain.

    • @sirN4NCEalot
      @sirN4NCEalot 4 года назад

      Nor Geralt: "Damn, you're ugly"

  • @DrdrGames
    @DrdrGames 4 года назад +249

    *”Winds Howling”*

    • @handle_shmandle
      @handle_shmandle 4 года назад +1

      *grunts* looks like rain

    • @mistersquaresoft5307
      @mistersquaresoft5307 4 года назад +1

      De Blerp no! looks like feminism. i can’t wait for all the boring commentary from all the female actors dominating this trailer.

    • @adenputnam2326
      @adenputnam2326 4 года назад

      MisterSquaresoft ok boomer

  • @XildApex
    @XildApex 4 года назад +329

    If Geralt doesnt say *I Hate Portals* at least once Ill be sad

    • @SuhasPai
      @SuhasPai 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/AnaO7Gac_dQ/видео.html

  • @raizaking5289
    @raizaking5289 4 года назад +15

    Thank you Netflix, all the production team and crew for all your hard work. It's so well made!!!! Thank you for making this fantasy story come to life. Again thank you, thoroughly enjoyed it♥️♥️

    • @odim7960
      @odim7960 4 года назад

      Comanche omg fuck out of here triggered snowflake 🤣 cherrypicking small things and saying the show is trash because of that. Grow up

  • @rieyuki
    @rieyuki 4 года назад +136

    Roach: “No no. YOU don’t get to judge ME. I can cross oceans and faraway lands on a whim. But if you judge me, I swear I will get stuck on a fence on purpose!!”

    • @Xynflame
      @Xynflame 4 года назад +2

      Dont forget "i can magically appear from a single whistle"