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  • Stephen dishes on his conversation with Presidents Biden, Obama and Clinton, former president Trump honored Easter by lashing out at his enemies, and the White House press pool was put on notice for lifting too many souvenirs from the president’s airplane.
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  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Месяц назад +3722

    I once read this RUclips comment that basically said "If Jesus came back today, he wouldn't be a Republican like Trump but rather a Democrat like Sanders." Then there was a list of things that the Republican Party stands for today that are essentially the opposite of everything Jesus said & taught in The Bible.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 Месяц назад +200

      They were right;-)

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Месяц назад +167

      #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @delilahevil5089
      @delilahevil5089 Месяц назад +352

      I feel bad for Christians like my mom, who is a REAL Christian; warm, compassionate, giving and forgiving. Not greedy and hateful

    • @Numismatists_Matter
      @Numismatists_Matter Месяц назад +268

      Ya think the free health care & feed the poor might make ya think The big JC was a socialist?

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Месяц назад +91

      He would still be speaking Aramaic.

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 Месяц назад +1642

    I can't think of anyone less Christ-like than Trump.
    Do better, America.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +7

      He's the best option we have

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus Месяц назад

      yep .. if y'all really believe in the "Book of Revelation", toxic-diaper-don possess all characteristics of the "anti-christ"

    • @ianb9028
      @ianb9028 Месяц назад +125

      @@Conservadouche93 I estimate there are 349,999,999 better options.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Месяц назад +14

      Or vote Tom Hanks if you really want a Christ-like figure for President.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Месяц назад +7

      Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 Месяц назад +78

    Just imagining Evie laughing at Obama's line cheers me up. We have good people on our side.

    • @melanies.6030
      @melanies.6030 Месяц назад

      ​@@roelanddirker6489Again, GFY.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt Месяц назад +2

      @@roelanddirker6489 ✨ *Cry* ✨

  • @Lepidopterous.
    @Lepidopterous. Месяц назад +142

    What an amazing night for Colbert. Got to sit with the 3 presidents Clinton, Obama, & Biden. Wow!

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад

      You know that was a Fundraiser for Biden Even though 12 people showed ! Of course only wasteful billionaires would throw money in a Rathole !

    • @marielthegreat
      @marielthegreat Месяц назад +4

      An objectively intimidating situation, but such a welcoming vibe.

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад +1

      How boring (no: "fucking boring" you are supposed to say nowadays, in sad america) can populism (NOT only from your republican side) be ?

    • @melanies.6030
      @melanies.6030 Месяц назад

      ​@@roelanddirker6489GFY

    • @BarbaraCarrier-ld9sr
      @BarbaraCarrier-ld9sr Месяц назад

      Note: DJT can't get an endorsement from any past presidents, even his own VP. Vote BLUE to save our democracy and constitution for our children's future. Vote BLUE to save school children from being killed by military type weapons.

  • @russh6414
    @russh6414 Месяц назад +771

    NASCAR also ran on Easter Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Where is the manufactured outrage over that?

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Месяц назад +27

      I wonder if the same people complained in 2013 when Easter also fell on March 31st. Did NASCAR run then, too?

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +11

      The difference is they didn't flaunt it. Had no clue it happened

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Месяц назад +22

      Also complaining about NASCAR is sort of complaining about a national sport. Too many people involved. Nope, easier to complain about a tiny minority, some of whom are children who can’t vote anyway.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Месяц назад +22

      Easter even fell on the same day as April fools day. Not a single complaint then.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula Месяц назад +18

      Next year it’s on 420
      🪴🪴🪴🚬🚬🚬
      Thanks, Joe!!!

  • @karentrimmer
    @karentrimmer Месяц назад +631

    Seth Meyer was heartbroken that Stephen hosted Biden's fundraiser. "So our ice cream date meant nothing to you?"

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

      It wasn't an honor. He felt obligated because he thinks he's going to loose

    • @user-sx5de5kf8j
      @user-sx5de5kf8j Месяц назад +30

      Love ❤️ all you late nite guys cobert, seth meyers & Jimmie kimmel 🎉🎉🎉❤❤

    • @karentrimmer
      @karentrimmer Месяц назад +44

      @@Conservadouche93 Who is "He" in your scenario... Stephen? Seth? Biden? "To loose?" are you trying to say "too loose" or "to lose?" Are you chatting under the influence?

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

      @karentrimmer I was referring colbert, but Obama and Clinton too. It's interchangeable

    • @karentrimmer
      @karentrimmer Месяц назад +34

      @@Conservadouche93 You may want to take a grammar course. It will help you communicate with others in a coherent fashion.

  • @chelsealynn9866
    @chelsealynn9866 Месяц назад +22

    Hats off to the writing team yet again. Bringing it back around with the ties? Chef’s kiss.

    • @hollyjones8775
      @hollyjones8775 Месяц назад

      I would insult you but it looks like Mother Nature did far better than I could🤣🤣

    • @peterfedun-sk3jt
      @peterfedun-sk3jt Месяц назад +1

      Yup, he and his writers are amazing and the final tie gag is perfect.

  • @kujmous
    @kujmous Месяц назад +95

    That crowd nailed the Easter call-out, and I for one am very proud of them.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Месяц назад +435

    It's official... Diaper Don just won the egg hunt at Mar a Lago
    Still winning!!

    • @RS3isRealscape
      @RS3isRealscape Месяц назад +24

      it was rigged

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Месяц назад

      But don't Republicans want to abort all eggs in Florida, and everywhere else?

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 Месяц назад +19

      Still *whining* ...

    • @dennisrobertson8862
      @dennisrobertson8862 Месяц назад +14

      Now that's a good one

    • @jw7075
      @jw7075 Месяц назад +23

      It’s was the biggest basket! 🧺 Nobody’s ever seen a basket that big!
      …Basket-Case! 😂

  • @arod700
    @arod700 Месяц назад +388

    "Your wife can" 😂😂😂

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs Месяц назад +25

      Obama on brand with the SAVAGE flex 💀

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga Месяц назад +10

      And that is why we love Obama!

    • @KevinSmith-tq4cy
      @KevinSmith-tq4cy Месяц назад +2

      Yeah.... Obama sounds like a true leader, huh?

    • @marilynwillett804
      @marilynwillett804 Месяц назад

      @@CourageKarnga AND HE LOVES THE MUSLIMS WHO HATE AMERICA AND ARE HERE TO DESTROY IT. ILLEGALLY.

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад +1

      @@CourageKarnga Greatest Orator ever ……. For the Simple Minded people !

  • @testman9541
    @testman9541 Месяц назад +7

    9:30 "It's a Boeing, it's not bolted on" 😂🎉 Ouchy ditchy 😭

  • @pantalonesdemuerto7960
    @pantalonesdemuerto7960 Месяц назад +118

    Fun fact: whenever Easter falls on 4/20, “Jesus is Just Alright (With Me)” by the Doobie Brothers counts as a hymn.

    • @SummerSnow716
      @SummerSnow716 Месяц назад +3

      😂🎉😂💨💨✝️

    • @SEANALPURVIS
      @SEANALPURVIS Месяц назад +2

      You legit need to send this joke into the show

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Месяц назад +2

      Good song

    • @crocglox7797
      @crocglox7797 Месяц назад +3

      maybe also "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane?

    • @gafls3151
      @gafls3151 Месяц назад

      😂❤

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer Месяц назад +3486

    trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal

    • @Ch-ui6mw
      @Ch-ui6mw Месяц назад +55

      Exactly!

    • @DrUFO___bytch
      @DrUFO___bytch Месяц назад

      we call it white collar crime - they step down , resign , can we do that too?? seriously . WAKE UP SLAVE EARTH.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Месяц назад +28

      Hello comment that has not been copy and pasted to many videos.

    • @JW30000
      @JW30000 Месяц назад +4

      How are you getting that answer? Check into r f k

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +16

      You really need some new material

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Месяц назад +1577

    Thank you Stephen for injecting humor and levity into this world. The last eight years would’ve been insufferable without you.

  • @tysonthomas7094
    @tysonthomas7094 Месяц назад +14

    The 3 ties bit was brilliant! Great writing!

  • @queenswillrule
    @queenswillrule Месяц назад +20

    It is a joy to see leaders who can laugh at themselves. All of these men are extremely witty, great one-liners, they like to laugh, they are engaging.
    Can you even imagine the orange menace acting like a human being like these men?
    To engage in polite discourse without making everything about himself?
    Malignant narcissists are unable to ever make fun of themselves and they expect everything they say or do is always 100% correct and, in the words of the orange menace "perfect."
    What makes them malignant (there is a difference) is their harboring of grievances that they would like to take action on; revenge, retribution, whatever, it involves violence and destruction.

  • @edwardderr6859
    @edwardderr6859 Месяц назад +663

    I'm very proud, validated, and encouraged to be aware that, if Donald Trump knew who I was, he would despise me.

    • @ramblerdave1339
      @ramblerdave1339 Месяц назад

      Stop gloating, Donald despises everyone, but himself. And Ivanka.

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад

      I don’t know you and Already I despise you !

    • @instaperil
      @instaperil Месяц назад +21

      Yes. Me too!!!! Uck

    • @dicedrice7216
      @dicedrice7216 Месяц назад +37

      Yes. The worst insult you would ever have to endure would be if DT publicly declared that he admired you.
      The Ick Factor would be unbearable.

    • @Wayzor_
      @Wayzor_ Месяц назад +20

      He would put a hit out on me. And I'm proud.

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen Месяц назад +131

    Truth Social lost 58 million? Whooohooo! Good news🎉

    • @macforme
      @macforme Месяц назад +12

      There is speculation that by the time Donny can access his shares and sell, 6 mos from now, they will be (almost?) penny stocks. That would be Karma-ish.

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад

      Hate To bust Your Bubble but Trump made $2.6 Billion off of Truth Social ! Hahaha !
      Listen Don’t kill yourself Now Wait till Trump wins the Election !

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад

      Why so money-obsessed, sad americans ? Please just leave the world-stage. 'Blue america' almost as horrible as the 'red side'.

  • @Jan-zv7ze
    @Jan-zv7ze Месяц назад +39

    GREAT JOB STEPHEN! YOU ROCK! You looked so good with our wonderful PRESIDENTS!

  • @FutureCommentary1
    @FutureCommentary1 Месяц назад +53

    Even Barack Obama recognizes the awesomeness of Evie McGhee Colbert.

  • @JillKnapp
    @JillKnapp Месяц назад +287

    I love when Louis' microphone is loud and we can hear him chuckling. His laugh is pure joy.

    • @willeebobb2214
      @willeebobb2214 Месяц назад +1

      I just wish Louis could come up with some more interesting licks to play than his usual limited vocabulary of said musical licks. I always like the band 's songs and those horn players are the best but Louis needs an upgrade in his incidental lead lick playing.

    • @peterfedun-sk3jt
      @peterfedun-sk3jt Месяц назад

      And he always wears amazing clothes. He’s a sharp dresser!

  • @lorimills7158
    @lorimills7158 Месяц назад +153

    ❤ Cool Daddy Obama still quick on his feet❤..."your wife can"!😂

    • @KelticKabukiGirl
      @KelticKabukiGirl Месяц назад +13

      I can just hear it, "uhhhhhhh, your WIFE can. Ha, ahaha..."

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose Месяц назад +4

      😎

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад

      Your humour is quite poor. Thank god the influence of your culture (both sides!) is shrinking.

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад

      And please do pick up your deadies from our beaches, for once.

    • @impeachy1518
      @impeachy1518 Месяц назад

      Jokes on you..there is no culture here!​ @@roelanddirker6489

  • @frankwolf3860
    @frankwolf3860 Месяц назад +6

    "...it's a Boeing, it's not bolted on..."🤣🤣🤣!

  • @cindythomas5895
    @cindythomas5895 Месяц назад +18

    To be in the room with 3 living presidents!!! Amazing

  • @oshunbleu6511
    @oshunbleu6511 Месяц назад +89

    ... "and also with you ." 😂😂

  • @joaovitormatos8147
    @joaovitormatos8147 Месяц назад +157

    Calm down, Fox News. Next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday, you can celebrate twice

    • @macforme
      @macforme Месяц назад

      That will cause them to orgasm.

    • @marielthegreat
      @marielthegreat Месяц назад +7

      Dayum 😂

    • @crocglox7797
      @crocglox7797 Месяц назад +4

      imagining angraham's easter bonnet with sw*stik*s upon it

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад

      Please don't exaggerate, sad american. As if 'blue america' is much better than 'red america'. BOTH are loathsome as a matter of fact. Disappear from the stage, please.

  • @deborahdunn7844
    @deborahdunn7844 Месяц назад +3

    Stephen, you are a bright light in this world. Thanks for all you do!

  • @davidedemurodominijanni9889
    @davidedemurodominijanni9889 Месяц назад +4

    I knew he was gonna pull out his souvenir from Air Force One but didn't expect the 3 ties! AHAHAHA... these guys are comedy genius, aren't they?

  • @judithvilla1463
    @judithvilla1463 Месяц назад +252

    Back in the late 60s I put a bumper sticker on my mom’s car that read, “Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed.!” My dad made me take it off, but it was great for awhile. I put it there because it was during the Vietnam War, a sad time in our history.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Месяц назад +11

      I need one of those about now. We are at a very sad time in our right now time. Just waiting on Jesus cause God has got to be pissed.

    • @Ch-ui6mw
      @Ch-ui6mw Месяц назад +14

      I remember that bumper sticker!!!❤

    • @markrix
      @markrix Месяц назад +19

      It's a good thing we learned our lesson... Wait what's that, oh...
      Jesus is still pissed

    • @rolandreyna215
      @rolandreyna215 Месяц назад +3

      He won't be pissed or angry in eternity. Those days are now and he'll have no tears for many during that time.

    • @lisadeak5723
      @lisadeak5723 Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Месяц назад +680

    Reminder: Easter also fell on March 31st in 2013. Nobody complained to Obama about it back then.

    • @abeautifuldayful
      @abeautifuldayful Месяц назад +51

      And next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Месяц назад +1

      @@abeautifuldayful Honestly, if Hitler just smoked a few blunt back then, he'd probably have chilled the hell out on that whole 'exterminate the Jews' thing.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Месяц назад +1

      @@abeautifuldayful Honestly if Hitler had smoked a few blunts, he'd probably chill the hell out and there wouldn't have been a need for World War II.

    • @macforme
      @macforme Месяц назад +88

      @gamepapa: Those were pre-MAGA years.... also known as America's sane period.

    • @otterlyanxiouspenguin
      @otterlyanxiouspenguin Месяц назад +44

      ​@@macforme Don't forget the Tea Party was still going strong then. So, not quite sane.

  • @victorhawkins3461
    @victorhawkins3461 Месяц назад +6

    Add me to the list of folks who thought the tie gag was MAGNIFICENT!

  • @NoBSRecoverfacts
    @NoBSRecoverfacts Месяц назад +31

    I spent my Easter crying alone in my apartment cause I can't find the right Dr for depression anxiety, life fucking sucks right now and I don't see a way out of this right now, but for 10 -20 mins these take my mind away from everything and make me feel like a person , so thank tou❤

    • @humbleevidenceaccepter7712
      @humbleevidenceaccepter7712 Месяц назад +6

      I hope you find a good match soon. Be well my friend.

    • @ebethlouise2201
      @ebethlouise2201 Месяц назад +6

      I’m sorry

    • @janeskey5042
      @janeskey5042 Месяц назад +6

      Whatever you’re going through- I’m sorry.. you’re really not alone. I hope you know that.

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Месяц назад +6

      You really arent alone. sometimes I prefer to be alone rather than be around the wrong people. Relax and remember tomorrow is another day.

  • @ApolloRacer
    @ApolloRacer Месяц назад +180

    Sounds like Jeanine Pirro will be moving to Florida, too. Maybe she and Guiliani can live together.

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Месяц назад +11

      They may need to since Giuliani is broke.

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 Месяц назад

      She can be Rudy's sugar mommy ​@@froglady7491

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio Месяц назад +9

      ​@@froglady7491 I laughed at that breaking news because I thought it might be a reference to that. Giuliani's creditors may compel him to sue the 🍊🍔

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Месяц назад +6

      @@SixteenTonesStudio What a circus that law suit would be. I’d want a front row seat to watch the clowns.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Месяц назад +7

      She will have like 4 box wine's linked together with hoses so all she has to do is use one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raddestnerd
    @raddestnerd Месяц назад +332

    Man. Thank God for Colbert. This man helped me through Trump years and Covid

    • @gabrielnayo421
      @gabrielnayo421 Месяц назад

      Trump did nothing wrong to sell a Bible;
      Don't Supermarkets sell on Easter?
      Are Shops CLOSED on EASTER??
      what about Biden calling HOLY EASTER SUNDAY a Trans visibility day??? Isn't that BLASPHEMY !!!!!
      !!!CNN and MSNBC are TRUMP HATERS;
      CNN and MSNBC are PROPAGANDA Stations..... !!
      We LOVE TRUMP
      We will VOTE FOR TRUMP
      Those media stations are for Pro-abortion and LGBTQ groups !!!
      BIDEN has insulted and blasphemed against the HOLY EASTER SUNDAY ; BIDEN is anti-Christian
      What about Obama who discredited the BIBLE?
      Yet, Rev AI is calling Trump a blasphemer for showing a Bible and Trump encouraging America to Pray again.
      TRUMP HAS ALWAYS ENCOURAGED THE THINGS OF GOD - PRAYER, WORSHIP AND HONORING GOD UNLIKE BIDEN!////ff

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Месяц назад +4

      Me too!

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah ! I love his Potato Chip Ear ! It has me in stitches !

    • @rickdalton1862
      @rickdalton1862 Месяц назад

      Colbert has TDS and divides Americans

    • @splodgen
      @splodgen Месяц назад +3

      Colbert, thank man for God. Trump is like an egg stain on your cheek, you can lick it, but it still won't go away.
      It's millions out on the streets that kept me going through the Trump years, whether it was Gaza or BLM. And we still have to do it, regardless of who wins the election.

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 Месяц назад +20

    I think I’m dependent on you Mr Colbert. When you’re not on I’m a fish out of water. When you’re on I feel there’s hope! 💝

  • @dorothydoremus8621
    @dorothydoremus8621 Месяц назад +8

    Next year Easter on 4/20, thinking the baskets might have a different kind of grass 😂

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula Месяц назад

      And “Jesus is Just Alright with Me” counts as a hymn.

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron Месяц назад +184

    It's insane with the differences in those Easter messages, that Evangelicals support Trump over Biden.

    • @RebeccaTreeseed
      @RebeccaTreeseed Месяц назад

      Patriarchal Death Cultists are full of hate.

    • @darkjester4048
      @darkjester4048 Месяц назад

      The Evangelicals are only showing their true colors as Christian Nationalists

    • @darbecker6358
      @darbecker6358 Месяц назад +14

      It is the one thing that will always puzzle me! Jesus is all about love even going so far to tell us to love and pray for our enemies. All I hear from trump is hate, vengeance, and more hate and still the evangelicals seemingly worship trump!

    • @ernesthill4017
      @ernesthill4017 Месяц назад

      I was suspicious of evangelicals for many years.
      Their support for Trump clinched confirmed their deep hypocrisy 🙄

    • @tomcheslock2685
      @tomcheslock2685 Месяц назад +3

      Truly Bible Prophecy is being fulfilled 😮😊❤come quickly Lord Jesus 😊❤love everyone 😊❤

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 Месяц назад +99

    I expected him to say "I didn't steal one thing...except THE SHOW!"

    • @sabrinalastname9719
      @sabrinalastname9719 Месяц назад

      I expected him to roast Biden over war crimes in Gaza, like he roasted Bush

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Месяц назад

      @@sabrinalastname9719 If that's what you expected, you're not very quick, are you? It's okay, I know you were trying to be clever and get in a jab. Somehow, clever doesn't work for folks like you who just have blind hate as a lodestone. I wish you better days.

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад

      And Taxpayer Money which he did ! Or while America was Sleeping I gave Iran $billions of Dollars ! Now they Attacked Israel ! Yeah he’s a Riot ???

  • @JMcMac4t
    @JMcMac4t Месяц назад +11

    I thank the universe for those who dare speak the truth through humor~ MALA..Make America Laugh Again!

  • @mikeschmitty4438
    @mikeschmitty4438 Месяц назад +6

    "why cant I call you Barack?"
    Your wife can ...
    The mans a legend

  • @Bduh2
    @Bduh2 Месяц назад +159

    Oh, he had me laughing at the: " I stole three things..." and showed the ties.

  • @mpista7182
    @mpista7182 Месяц назад +841

    Trump doesn't know the words to the Lord's Prayer, the National Anthem, the Pledge of Allegiance ( all on video). and probably Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA".

  • @pbs7705
    @pbs7705 Месяц назад +4

    Stephen. Please don't ever let us forget this!

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Месяц назад +5

    15 litres of wine is insane - that's the office water cooler topped with a container full of wine. HR would LOVE that ;)

  • @neehaa
    @neehaa Месяц назад +355

    2:12 that Obama dude missed out on a career in comedy because holy shit that was funny

    • @MrDevintcoleman
      @MrDevintcoleman Месяц назад +78

      His press dinners were comedy gold. Usually being intelligent and empathetic leads to a quick wit. On the other hand, republicans think making fun of disabled people is the height of comedy.

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Месяц назад

      Obama's a jackass and was weak on foreign policy.

    • @yosemitegirlCA
      @yosemitegirlCA Месяц назад +48

      I’ve always loved Obama’s wit and self-deprecating wit. He has great comedic timing. Mic drop…

    • @Terra_Lopez
      @Terra_Lopez Месяц назад +25

      @@yosemitegirlCA Yeah, excuse me while I think of better days... sigh...

    • @arcticgoddess
      @arcticgoddess Месяц назад

      Oh, hell ya. Watch the White House Correspondent's dinner from 2011. With Seth Meyer's comedic help, he trolls Donald Trump, who is in the audience, about his racist 'Obama was born in Kenya' nonsense, and underneath the fake smile you can see the rage going up and up. 😅. Gold. The next day, we found out that Obama had made the decision before the show to send Seal Team 6 in a surgical strike to kill Osama Bin Laden, then killed it onstage. Barrack was smoove. 😂 I was so proud to live in America under Obama. It's just sad that his presidency and the Reich Wing Entertainment Complex lies and propaganda machine caused the racist backlash that led to Tronald Dump.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Месяц назад +207

    "your wife can" 😁

  • @waynetaylor8082
    @waynetaylor8082 Месяц назад +26

    We should ALL realize by now that nothing creates more feigned outrage, than pointing out the truth to the gullible.

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад +1

      "Smart" sentences don't make your lost identity more bearable, sad america (red as well as blue).

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 Месяц назад +3

    This was the funniest monologue I’ve seen of his in awhile.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Месяц назад +151

    I took a Gender Studies course at Texas Christian University (it's a real course & it's not as useless as people think), & I read in our textbook at 1 point that roughly 1 in 15 Americans (or about 7%) is openly in the LGBT+ Community, but only a fraction of them (about 1 in 200) are openly in the T category. So, for Republican politicians & Conservative media hosts their blatant attacks on the Transgender Community doesn't make sense (on top of being morally wrong), because they're attacking the minority group of a minority group.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 Месяц назад +16

      Teaching the followers that hate is acceptable...

    • @chewiebacka4377
      @chewiebacka4377 Месяц назад +26

      Which makes them really vulnerable to attack.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Месяц назад

      They use identity politics to distract from the fact that they have no policies. As in, no economic policies to make your rent lower, pay higher, or life better.
      Democrats aren't perfect, but at least they have policy ideas.
      Policy Ideas 2024!

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus Месяц назад +1

      ha ha .. more fake facts, eh ???

    • @filonin2
      @filonin2 Месяц назад +9

      @@chewiebacka4377 ...which makes them ideal scape goats. It's like this guy can't put himself into the mind of a monster. If you can't understand your enemy you cannot predict them.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro Месяц назад +94

    Love You, Stephen and LSSC Crew!

  • @robertfergusson5367
    @robertfergusson5367 Месяц назад +3

    President Stephen Colbert? Do Eet! I'd vote for you. The nation needs a champion, a legend. It calls to you Stephen Colbert.

  • @orangefeelrelaxingmusic898
    @orangefeelrelaxingmusic898 Месяц назад +10

    Love how every time you mention Ron Desantis my captions on the tv says Ronda Santis …lol😂😂😂

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Месяц назад +1068

    The list of reasons to keep Donnie from ever darkening the doors of the White House again grows by the day...
    Vote Blue 💙 folks!

    • @talk3194
      @talk3194 Месяц назад

      Polls show trump winning because RFK jr is taking votes away from Biden in Wisconsin and Michigan. Wisconsin and Michigan are the two swing states that always decide who wins the presidential election.

    • @stephenkennedy8305
      @stephenkennedy8305 Месяц назад +5

      Voting Green.

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Месяц назад

      @@stephenkennedy8305 So you're in support of Trump winning or Biden winning but actually are putting effort into supporting Trump winning.
      Thats how this works. Thats not a an argument, thats a statement of fact. Not voting for one of the two in a FPTP system means you're fine with either one of them winning. If you lean one way, say liberal, and vote green instead of biden you're the enemy of the liberal part and in support of MAGA. Its not complicated, its first grade level math stuff.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +4

      MAGA

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Месяц назад

      @@stephenkennedy8305 Da! 🤡

  • @djcfrompt
    @djcfrompt Месяц назад +69

    Easter was on 4/1 a few years ago and there was a great comic with the disciples weeping outside the tomb saying "I can't believe Jesus is dead" followed by Jesus kicking the stone away from the opening and walking out in sunglasses saying "April Fools!"

    • @user-cc9cr1pe8m
      @user-cc9cr1pe8m Месяц назад +2

      😅😅😅

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Месяц назад +3

      I hadnt heard that one...PERFECT!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Месяц назад +1

      ​@charlenezevelykirby481 you can read the article from 2016, Eric Zorn, Chicago Tribune "Trump offers some Revealingly Bad Answers about the Good book".

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy Месяц назад +1

      @@LindaC616Thanks! Rather entertaining reading.

    • @AmericanTeacher-USA
      @AmericanTeacher-USA Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Feralzen
    @Feralzen Месяц назад +3

    The ties joke tied up that number nicely 😂

  • @fernviking7909
    @fernviking7909 Месяц назад +15

    4-20 is my birthday. It’s been a blast every year!!

  • @cindyneeper
    @cindyneeper Месяц назад +59

    This is my favorite segment followed by meanwhile

  • @donnamlake6303
    @donnamlake6303 Месяц назад +66

    You are a light in the darkness of political disfunction. Thanks for your sharp wit (and clever writers.)

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад

      Thank God for writers Otherwise Stephen can’t Dpeak !

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Месяц назад

      That’s How Colbert would’ve spelled Speak !

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад

      What you are mentioning as "clever writing", people outside the sad USA might describe as : silly, predictable, "good-humoured" jokery.

  • @dudleyboycott7331
    @dudleyboycott7331 Месяц назад +3

    Love how the end tied it all up!

  • @vanessaraices8389
    @vanessaraices8389 Месяц назад +7

    Steven colbert killed it with his jokes,❤😂

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 Месяц назад +20

    Very witty... the take the door it's a Boeing...came out of nowhere... Excellent. Thanks

  • @EveryGameGuru
    @EveryGameGuru Месяц назад +223

    Everyone knows the world's problems would be solved with Jon Stewart as President and Stephen Colbert as VP

    • @elliechristie2498
      @elliechristie2498 Месяц назад +12

      Or versa visa……

    • @MHLegacy
      @MHLegacy Месяц назад +18

      And also have Barack Obama as Secretary of State, Bernie Sanders as Secretary of Treasury, Marc Elias as Attorney General, Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Secretary of Homeland Security, and Chuck Norris as the Department of Defense.
      No, for that last one, I did not forget to say "Secretary of..."

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 Месяц назад +3

      I actually wrote them in one time.

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 Месяц назад

      @@MHLegacy No, you meant to say Chuck Norris' BEARD!

    • @susansurles3776
      @susansurles3776 Месяц назад

      I used to think that.

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 Месяц назад +14

    You were a wonderful host to those men 🥰
    Everyone love Evie 💖

  • @mcpappysgolden
    @mcpappysgolden Месяц назад +16

    I live for these monologues. The best of any talk show host in my lifetime!

  • @dena6254
    @dena6254 Месяц назад +156

    I loved your interview with Joe Biden, Barack Obama & Bill Clinton. I really enjoyed it!! Voting blue in Oregon!
    ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

    • @AngelaHalo1307
      @AngelaHalo1307 Месяц назад +4

      I can’t find the full interview anywhere , is it on RUclips? 😀

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose Месяц назад +1

      Is it available to watch somewhere?
      I'm in the uk.

    • @judykay769
      @judykay769 Месяц назад

      cant wait til the 2000 illegals, that joey ordered for you gt here for you to pay for to go 2ith the 15 million already here that you voted for!!!!

    • @AngelaHalo1307
      @AngelaHalo1307 Месяц назад

      @@Mortthemoose that’s what I was curious about too. I’ve tried to find it everywhere but no luck only short clips. I read that cameras and phones weren’t allowed in. Maybe it was only live? Idk though 🤷🏽‍♀️. If you do find it , please let me know my friend 😀

  • @michaelromero1670
    @michaelromero1670 Месяц назад +24

    Stephen, you've been president since the Colbert Report 👌, you're awesome bro 👏

  • @ArksCovenant
    @ArksCovenant Месяц назад +3

    President Stephen Colbert. Has a ring to it 👍

  • @gloriamaharaj4789
    @gloriamaharaj4789 Месяц назад +3

    Stephen 🥰 I really love you I wish we had more man like you and the 3 president

  • @xelamercedes
    @xelamercedes Месяц назад +30

    Clicking "like" for Obama's reply. Solid gold.
    P.S. ...watched to the end. Loved the tie bit. The pacing. I felt that one!
    🧡

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад

      Please do NOT imagine that your "humour" is more than just a tiny, little bit better than that of Trump-america. Thank god China 'll take over, sometime in this century. Some europeans (not only me) are SO tired of your issues.

  • @MHLegacy
    @MHLegacy Месяц назад +34

    (4:48) Wow, I learned something today.
    "The first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the Vernal Equinox."

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio Месяц назад +2

      And thank you for using the correct term "vernal" equinox.

    • @MHLegacy
      @MHLegacy Месяц назад +1

      @@jimslancio Yeah, exactly! "Vernal" instead of "Chevy."

  • @rutgercolinkips7453
    @rutgercolinkips7453 Месяц назад +1

    Thank you Stephen Colbert, for some good oldfashioned fun.
    👏🤣👏🤣👏

  • @barbaramedlock4337
    @barbaramedlock4337 19 дней назад

    During COVID I felt like crying and then something wonderful happened I watched Colbert and my spirits lifted

  • @jeremylos6459
    @jeremylos6459 Месяц назад +50

    4/20 Easter is the best 😎

    • @RevLeigh55
      @RevLeigh55 Месяц назад +1

      That’s Hitler’s birthday. Republicans will be fine with that.

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Месяц назад +3

      If we thought that Transgender Day was a problem, April 20 will really shake them up. Glad Stephen pointed that out.

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 Месяц назад

      Next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday...

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Месяц назад

      @@martin2289 yes it does, crazy its the day for hippies as well. kind of Ironic. But seems a lot of people won't be left out of celebrating that day, people will be having options I suppose. So we something or another.

    • @RevLeigh55
      @RevLeigh55 Месяц назад

      @@martin2289 And Republicans will have no problem with that.

  • @vanzc7920
    @vanzc7920 Месяц назад +54

    Congrats, Steven!!!! Fighting the good fight.

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz Месяц назад +1

    4/20 being Easter is a perfect match, smoke then eat all the candy!

  • @gaflor44
    @gaflor44 Месяц назад +9

    They’re gonna be mad when Easter coincides with 4/20 next year 😊🍃

  • @joanfregapane8683
    @joanfregapane8683 Месяц назад +85

    Was great seeing Steven Colbert on stage with three great presidents!

    • @rickdalton1862
      @rickdalton1862 Месяц назад

      Three war criminals and one also being a pedophile 😉

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose Месяц назад

      I'm in the uk.
      Is it available online please?

    • @rickdalton1862
      @rickdalton1862 Месяц назад

      3 war criminals

  • @transcendentalidiot3321
    @transcendentalidiot3321 Месяц назад +64

    15 liters of wine now now legal for purchase in Florida? Get ready for some awesome "Florida Man" stories. 😄

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Месяц назад +1

      I was listening to a Florida prosecutor on Meidas Touch channel and he had a "Florida man" story and he stopped and said "why are they always out fo Florida" or something to that effect. It was like "Why are they all from here and doing these stupid things??" moment.

    • @lisadeak5723
      @lisadeak5723 Месяц назад +3

      Florida: America’s trailer park

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Месяц назад +1

      ok but is there restrictions on how much wine you can buy in Florida? Not in Cali, we have our own vineyards, we won't be running out of wine, even without restrictions.

    • @micmacinact
      @micmacinact Месяц назад +1

      I find it fascinating that some areas (Countys??) are "dry" or very restrictive when it comes to the selling and buying alcohol in the USA.
      Here in my home State in Oz there are very few restrictions. For example, a 'bricks and mortar' retailer is allowed to sell 24 hours a day, every day if they wish to stay open for those times.
      Also, we are not restricted in the amount or type of alcohol that we want to buy in any one purchase. We can easily order on-line, again any time and any amount (and often with free delivery/shipping).
      Cheers all
      And yes, like most people, Aussies can be very obnoxious when drunk!!

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Месяц назад +2

      Florida man dead from alcohol poisoning. Quoted as saying, “bet y’all I can drink all this.”

  • @jhetling
    @jhetling Месяц назад +9

    I'm so happy that Stephen took my comedy class back in the day. Look at how successful he is!😂😂😂

  • @cherylsibson2529
    @cherylsibson2529 Месяц назад +17

    Sorry to hear about the WFC workers in Gaza, just terrible.

    • @cloud__99
      @cloud__99 Месяц назад +1

      Yes, just as terrible as the tenth of thousands of people murdered before that.

  • @lindaanderson7507
    @lindaanderson7507 Месяц назад +65

    I am so sad that our country is facing these issues. I hope and wait for the day when djt just goes away. We are all exhausted.

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад

      Other people are exhausted about your sense of "humour". Please don't imagine that it is much better than the "humour" from the Trump-side. Sad americans.

  • @joannamariaochoa6830
    @joannamariaochoa6830 Месяц назад +6

    THE TIE THING WAS EXCELLENT

  • @loveangelprinces1
    @loveangelprinces1 Месяц назад +7

    Great show Stephen Colbert. You look cool with the 3 Presidents on stage. 😎😎😎😎

  • @pearlrawson8636
    @pearlrawson8636 Месяц назад +3

    Happy Easter to Stephen Colbert and Louis Cato! Thank you for making us laugh during these troubling times.

  • @embreis2257
    @embreis2257 Месяц назад +133

    0:54 'I was. I was wearing a tie. I believe that means I'm president now.' oh, what an uplifting thought! the US would be a much better and brighter place for sure. the audience is not alone in wishing you were actually the president. 😘👏🤟

    • @terraflora7030
      @terraflora7030 Месяц назад

      Grow a brain

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Месяц назад +4

      I'd be a bit concerned, though. I mean, most presidents only have one monologue a year.

    • @macforme
      @macforme Месяц назад +3

      He'd have the G8 and the State of the Union in stitches.... in fact everyday would be a laugh riot...but dignified.

    • @ShishakliAus
      @ShishakliAus Месяц назад

      Nothing would change under a Colbert presidency. The rich would still get richer, the poor screwed.
      Just another centrist

    • @Jacqueline_Thijsen
      @Jacqueline_Thijsen Месяц назад

      Those three are retired. You don't have to wear a tie after retirement.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Месяц назад +220

    Let's save democracy this November by voting blue down the ballot! Thank you to all who support transgender rights on Transgender Day of Visibility. As a bisexual, I'm proud to be part of the amazing LGBTQ+ community. #VoteBlue #TransVisibility #LGBTQ+

    • @stephenkennedy8305
      @stephenkennedy8305 Месяц назад +5

      If you really want to save Democracy vote Green.

    • @laurajarrell6187
      @laurajarrell6187 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@stephenkennedy8305Unfortunately, to get an independent president who is able to get ANYTHING done, (pushed through) you have to start at the bottom. You may get a few things through, but they have to have enough votes from their party in the senate and house. It makes them essentially powerless. That's why we have only 2 parties. We should have more, in all branches. 💙🥰✌

    • @laurajarrell6187
      @laurajarrell6187 Месяц назад +5

      Dusty Jones, great comment! I'm a supporter, and learning! 💙🥰✌

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Месяц назад +8

      @@stephenkennedy8305
      The greens need to focus on running local candidates to grow the party. School boards, city and county administration, judges in areas where those are elected.
      ...You could be a local official; do it.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Месяц назад +1

      And to the MAGAhats, don't forget to vote for Trump on November 28th. Don't listen to the Dems telling you that's not the election date. They're part of a Deep State cover up.

  • @occamselectricrazor
    @occamselectricrazor Месяц назад +2

    great show at radio city music hall in n.y. my favorite part was all the protestors

  • @jan4052
    @jan4052 Месяц назад +31

    I love hearing people laughing at Trump.

    • @janiewilliams48
      @janiewilliams48 Месяц назад

      So you're the blame the country is dying

    • @samohanka
      @samohanka Месяц назад

      ​@@janiewilliams48 ??????

  • @amherst88
    @amherst88 Месяц назад +55

    Have to say it is *so* preferable to hearing Stephen do Trump than having to be subjected to his actual noisemakings.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Месяц назад +251

    President Colbert.
    Has a nice ring to it, quite frankly.

  • @LeCrenn
    @LeCrenn Месяц назад +3

    "Why weren't any of them wearing ties?" Hahaha! Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @Tina-qp7py
      @Tina-qp7py Месяц назад +1

      Fundraiser casual.

  • @deborahruble8406
    @deborahruble8406 Месяц назад +1

    I'm so glad you did that fundraiser I love your show thank you

  • @EricAllen8494
    @EricAllen8494 Месяц назад +14

    Don't forget DT was sued for walking in on Teen Miss USA contestants while changing.....

  • @danielaraya4057
    @danielaraya4057 Месяц назад +22

    OMG the 3 ties 🧬🧬🧬 joke at the End Was Just Perfect. YES! YES! YES!

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Месяц назад

      What you (and not only you, in america, I'm afraid) call 'perfect' simply bores us almost to death. Just accept China taking over, sad americans (not only the 'red ones'), I might add as an european.

  • @maryannchaisson6742
    @maryannchaisson6742 Месяц назад +2

    Yeah president Stephen!!😂👏👏🇨🇦

  • @barbaramedlock4337
    @barbaramedlock4337 3 дня назад

    I watched colbert during covid,i was so lonely loved his so much i felt he was relating to everyones feelings ❤ steven colberts show thank you

  • @DaellusKnights
    @DaellusKnights Месяц назад +12

    The tie joke was a really long walk... but worth it 😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад +35

    Louis seems like a sweetheart but I really miss Jon Batiste. His energy and effervescence really shined through

    • @EnglishMike
      @EnglishMike Месяц назад +6

      Jon Batiste has way too much talent to remain the band leader of a late night talk show his whole career.

    • @jasonrollins8217
      @jasonrollins8217 Месяц назад

      He's doing movies and Broadway now one hell of a step up in music career

    • @justsayin5609
      @justsayin5609 Месяц назад

      Couldn't stand his parroting Stephen. Oh, and his cackle. No denying his talent, but he totally annoyed me!

  • @ahwell9984
    @ahwell9984 Месяц назад +1

    He's always good, but wow Stephen C's monologue was fabulous this time!!

  • @karezaalonso7110
    @karezaalonso7110 Месяц назад +3

    The pastor of the church in Bethlehem also had a great message for Easter. He was discussing the US politician planning on dropping more and bigger bombs on the birthplace of Jesus. It's here on RUclips on the Democracy Now channel.