Shepard and ALL Squad Members Die in the Suicide Mission. Worst Ending of Mass Effect 2 (Legendary)
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- Опубликовано: 24 июл 2024
- Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition - Commander Shepard dies during the ending (suicide mission), along with the entire crew and all squad members. Joker is the only one left alive.
00:00 Jack Dies, I didn't upgrade the ship armor :(
1:15 Kasumi Dies, I didn't upgrade the ship's barriers :(
2:25 Thane Dies, I didn't upgrade the ship's cannons :(
4:00 Making poor choices which lead to more deaths...
5:50 Garrus dies, because of the previous timestamp
6:53 "Rescuing the crew" and making more poor choices
9:05 Grunt, Zaeed and the Entire Crew die
11:11 Making sure that Samara, Tali and Mordin will die
11:42 Jacob and Miranda die
13:39 Samara, Tali and Mordin are dead as planned
14:00 Shepard Dies
15:20 Joker alone with Illusive Man, dead squad & Reapers
18:57 Wrex dies :(
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This is the ending where the Illusive Man only had $12 to spare for the Lazarus Project.
@Cameron 3564 Hey that's flowers, candy assortments and 2 books in ME3.
I feel like this is what happened if a cerberus employee accidently spilled peanut butter onto shepards brain as they were resurrecting his body.
😂🤣😂
At least they got the face right...Unlike the others...
This is funny
That's twelve different layers of ptsd that joker's got now
Damn
PTSD AND someone could beat him up with a pencil? That is not a good life to live.
@@gremlin_n with a fucking pencil?!
He's got brittle bone disease.
I love how the ending insinuates that Joker will take on the reapers himself.
He is secretly the heir of Tony Stark and will gain a nice Mark 4 suit and take the Reapers like a boss!
Turns out breaking his bones at them was the secret to beating the reapers the whole time
It's actually him realizing the Galaxy is fucked
It would have been cool to have Joker as an Easter egg lead character.
WHo would be his line up of companions. I vote Conrad Verner
lmao it actually looks like joker is gonna replace shepard and defeat the reapers himself.
What's he gonna do, break his arm at them?
Would be cool tbh
Mass Effect 3 just starts with Joker being arrested in Vancouver and looking at the sky as the Reapers just shreds him apart with a laser beam. The true ending!
Nope. Most likely without shepard he would join the andromeda program along with EDI.
Imagine that was the penalty in ME3 for losing everyone 😂
Ok, Legion was actually not there, I sold him to Cerberus
Ofcourse you would.
True Witcher, only in for the money, even no matter the universe.
I can't bring myself to do that; I would rather have him killed in ME2 in the Collector base.
@@JakTheRipperX Wait bro, you are gravely wrong. Witchers kill monsters for coins, true, but most of them don't do bounty hunts and slavery.
Witchers won't do everything just for coins.
Wow that's worse than selling ciri. You monster.
This comander Shepard has a lot in common with my boss, regarding team management skills... lol
😂😂😂
😂😂
Im sorry for your loss... es.
Oh boy, here comes inspiration!
Gary from Logistics - Cooked alive in the server room by failing to repair the ventilation fans.
Samantha from the HR - Died in an explosion caused by spilling coffee on the electricity shield.
Modred from the RND - Died on the staircase trying to move a crate to floor 9.
Jackie from the PR - Stung to death by hornets in the vents,prior requests for bugspray were ignored.
The rest of floor 7 - Died from alcohol poisoning at the party on floor 5.
Jakim from Security, Miriam from IT - Broke their necks trying to do the paired backflip inebriated on the emergency CEO meeting while the boss was making a speech.
My boss - Fell down the staircase while drunk trying to warn the upper management about the forthcoming investor meeting.
Me - Survived by staying in my cubicle.
Imagine playing all of ME3 as Joker with his wobbly run and brittle bones.
His pancreas couldn't take such stress..
Pretty sure Joker was faking his illness. He lifted that girder in the comm room like it was nothing. All part of his long-term plan to get EDI as his personal assistance mech
I would play Mass effect 3 as joker but it would have to automatically be set to hard mode
@@edwardv1255 Yeah but Mass Effect fields 👀👀👀
If that was an option, Damn right I'd play it! His best combat skill is 'Break my arm at them'.
This is actually harder than keep everyone alive lol
Not really. Just don't do anyone's loyalty missions. It's actually faster.
No it's not that simple actually, it takes effort to achieve it. I'm not 100% on how it works, but the strong fighter types must all be dead in the very end, if you leave a couple of them defending while you fight the last boss, they survive (even if not loyal).
We're talking Grunt/Garrus/Zaeed. Then there's a mid tier, probably all others except Tali/Mordin/Kasumi where 3-4 of them is enough to survive, etc.
Also I believe Non-loyal Miranda survives if she leads the 2nd team anyway.
@@xLetalis Interesting. It seems I had it wrong.
@@ThatGuy-en2nn you sounded so confident lol
@@SerbStar2011 And? I thought I was right, why wouldn't I sound confident? How else would one sound?
Anyway, I was humble enough to admit the mistake. Now here you come sliding in outta nowhere with the slight shade?
You do realize this is why people in general double down and fight endlessly right? Because if they admit to a mistake they get a foot on their neck. We can cut down on that by not making dickhead comments when someone admits their wrong.
I’m laughing my ass off at the choices
Miranda: We need a tech expert
Shepard: *hits blunt* yeah yeah….. Garrus I choose you!
He is a callibrations expert, after all!
I mean, that´s hardly the worst possible choice to make. Granted, he´s not a tech "expert", but he´s not completely illiterate either. Should have picked Grunt, lol.
I usually send Jacob, the guy volunteered so he can go in the shaft.
@@smokeytripodsent Mordin once and shepherd said try not to die to him knowing full well he's a dead man
Jack:
**dies**
Shepard:
"Get her to the medical!"
Miranda:
"Ha-ha, no."
Right...so uncaring..
Yea, fukin cheerleader
@@blackenedLost
Miranda>Jack
All that John the Illusive Man will ever be remembered as is the Freaking anti Alien Genocidal Terrorist Monster we hate that used some of his own humans as lab rats, no wonder his eyes look something like robotic, it's because sometime ago he got indoctrinated, but he didn't completely work for the Reapers, he was able to control his actions, his mind is his own for now... like Saren, but how? Either way he wasn't doing this to make Everyone Survival, only humans survival, since he's an Alien hater racist Genocidal bastard.
When it comes to Jack, Jacob, Miranda they Are Absolute WORST COMPANIONS in the Whole Trilogy Ever that Deserve to Die, then John the Illusive Man is next, ( A Twitch streamer said his real name is John)
Miranda said She wanted to Put a Control chip in the Commander to make the Commander a slave, but she didn't not cuz of the Commander's good looks, attitude, nor plans But only because the Illusive Man ordered her NOT to, she's An obdient dog, They hooked Up Shepard to their Life Support machine spent 2 Years to Rebuilt the Broken Bones, Mangled Skin, and fix some Damaged Organs.
For each Gamers that care about Shepard's great reputation along with not wasting precious time nor resources, do yourselves a favor, don't bother doing Jacob's Loyalty Missions, along with Don't do Miranda's Loyalty Missions, they are Absolute WORST COMPANIONS That are not much if any Help in M.E. 3
Another advice For those that Very Much care for Shepard's great reputation Don't bother helping Liara on hacking stupid terminals, along with don't help her small stupid vendetta on S.B. DLC Mission (Shadow Broker), we totally want the S.B. killed, but don't have time, so let Liara do it herself, she has committed mutiny. For that she is suspended from the battleship for unnecessary force ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY FORCE.
But don't worry she is still a romancable option, just not an ally worth helping in M.E.2, she's even lucky to still be a Ally, she's lucky didn't commit Unforgivable Mutiny otherwise she would deserve to die in M.E.3, but she doesn't, so far she just doesn't deserve Shepard's help, she's certainly not much if any Help in M.E.2
She can save her drell Feron, but is she doesn't, she fails, that's her mistake she deserves, she still gets the S.B. Killed.
Finally Another advice For those that Trully care for Shepard's great reputation just because Cerberus fixed Shepard's bones, organs when on Comatosed life support, making sure the Commander Survives from injuries, doesn't mean we're friends with Cerberus at ALL, not even Friends with Jacob, Miranda, not even Kelly, they work for Us Alliance soldier, also Council Soldier, we don't owe Cerberus Shit, not even that Stupid Collectors base, if the Alliance can't have it, Cerberus won't have it either.
Cerberus might have saved Comatosed Brutalized Shepard from Death, but that Bitch Miranda tried to put a control chip to make the Commander a slave, but only reason she didn't was not because of Shepard's good looks, reputation, nor actions, only cuz Illusive Man ordered her NOT to.
Other than Jack, and Jacob as worst Romance Options, Miranda is The Worst Romance Option as Well, When it comes to Jack, Jacob, and Miranda, We hold no regrets of killing, THEY DESERVE TO TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEEE.
Those 3 Are the Only Worse Companions, even Grunt is better than them. If Jack survives ME 2, then managed to save the Academy, when romanced she goes to either gender Shepard punches the commander says That's for leaving dumbass, not romanced, still punches says I told you not to trust Cerberus, don't upgrade heavy ship armor she dies first in final mission.
Jacob betrayed the Alliance cuz of his stupid impatience of the rules to join terrorist orginaztion, he's not much help if any help in ME3, Jacob's destiny is to promise you a beer that he'll never buy you and his most earnest wish is to give up a life of space adventure and start a family, don't do his loyalty mission then he dies.
Miranda has done Many Dishonorable Things during her journey in this War, she has Done many Unforgetful UNFORGIVIBLE SINFUL CRIMES That can Never go Unpunished. I'M A CHRISTIAN I KNOW UNFORGIVIBLE SINFUL CRIMES WHEN HEARING THEM. THE THREE OF THEM HAVE ALL DONE MANY DISHONORABLE UNFORGIVIBLE SINFUL CRIMES THAT CAN NEVER GON UNPUNISHED.
Miranda she won't admit what Cerberus did to Jack, and other people was Wrong, doesn't tell the whole story when Cerberus attack Quarians. She's a Blood Thirsty Facist Pig Cerberus Cheerleader Bosh'tet Bitch, she doesn't care the Reapers have come, she just cares about looking for her sister, she barely even sees her sister, nothing she does redeems herself, so don't do her Loyalty mission, her life has been a waste, but her death will be a gift to the Universe, she don't deserve to be with her sister, hope Orianna remembers her, take Unloyal Bitch Miranda to fight New Giant Human Hybrid Prototype Reaper and when destroyed, the Platforms falls, they fall to the ground, debris fall on Miranda painfully killing her, then Gets Miranda BITCH KILLED
She silently cheers at the sudden victory.
imagine unintentionally getting this ending
youd have to be an absolute god to fuck up this badly
Rushing lol not buying ship upgrades cause your on casual.
I wonder how many people just rushed the story through without talking to the crew or doing side missions xD
It's actually harder get this ending than it is to get everyone alive.
I did when I was a kid.........
Harbinger: Excellent Job Sheptard. Releasing control.
Underated comment
This is amazing
I'm laughing no stop thanks man
It IS SHEPARD, No T in it
@@gabrielivan2538 r/woosh
The crew:"s-suicide mission?"
Sheppard:"did I stutter?!"
Plot twist: Shepard took the term, "suicide mission" too literally and started killing them all
@@CutesyFemboy OOF
The crew: "We did."
Hey Everyone, need to know how to Get Miranda Bitch Killed, already know not to do her Loyalty mission so as a unloyal soldier in the final boss she Dies, but need to know incase Shepard brings an Loyal Companion could that loyal companion save unloyal Miranda or will she still die?
@@CutesyFemboyI'm dead (so are they 💀)
The fact that you picked Jacob as the biotic specialist only to have Samara, an Asari Justicar capable of unfathomable destruction, who is almost 1000 years old, thereby having centuries of combat experience, and is without question the strongest biotic in the Milky Way galaxy, second to only Benezia, Aria, or Jack, stand next to him with an assault rifle is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time
"What you can't help? thats some bullshit"-Jacob
It happens. I saw one twitch streamer who said "I'm gonna save the best for last so I'm gonna choose miranda as the biotic". He then decided 20 mins after saying "grunt cant be the leader he's basically a week old, anyone but him," and then he picked grunt as the leader in the second phase. And because he escorted the crew with garrus he was left with zaeed as the only "fighting type" in the large group. Casualties were legion, thane (romanced thane), grunt, and mordin at the end. I'm still convinced it wasnt a blind playthrough and he knew he was sabotaging
She fails if her loyalty mission was not completed. I picked her and at the end of sequence she stumbled leaving Legion with completed loalty mission to be scarabs' food.
I used Jack, felt like subject zero would be a good option for power
It should be illegal to let Garrus die.
It actually hard watching him get hit by that rocket.
I did that when I put him as the squad commander. Forgetting that he'd spent years as a lone vigilante fighting with no support and no allies. Whoops!
I lost him to the swarm, im actually devastated
I always put Garrus in charge of the squad. He lead a team very effectively and only lost them due to an inside betrayal. I think Garrus is actually an excellent choice.
I'm like no bro man! My feels right now.
I imagine loading up this save in ME3 just locks you out of the game with a "wtf bro..." message
You'd only get the "Critical Mission Failure" screen on loop, with no "resume" or "load" button.
Now I'm curious how the beginning of ME3 looks like if you had this ending in ME2.
@@man_of_iron You can't load your save from the last games. You have to create a new character for Mass Effect 3 with all of the predetermined default choices for the past two games.
@@djrocksgaming6255 so it's as if ME2 was the end of that Shepherd's journey?
@@man_of_iron Correct.
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my biggest fail ending on the Citadel."
As someone who has only ever played to achieve the best outcome, I really appreciate being able to see the awesomeness of the worst outcome!
Right?? xLetalis is doing the hard work so the rest of us can sit back and enjoy the fruits. :D
Twas brutal. I remember Tali dieing and me restarting from a save way before that just to fix it. This is masochistic af 😂
Icing on the cake was Shepard basically telling Joker fuck it. I literally couldn't stop LMAO in tears. I had no idea this outcome exist. I remember flying away with one casualty in the end, Jack.
I fully fucked my first time round lol but I don't even mind it was kinda epic and made the last mission quite meaningful. that is because quite frankly my whole squad died except three lmao
The saddest point I think here is the fact all these coffins are empty.
Jack, Kasumi, and thane could be buried since they died on the ship
Jack and Thane yeah, Kasumi.... ig if you gathered the dust in the area?
I assumed Cerberus crews retrieved the bodies in some way.
Nothing, you can't import this save into ME3
@@xLetalis They should have totally made a small campaign where you play as the joker from this ending.
Mass Effect 3: Featuring Joker as the saviour of the galaxy
Squadmates: Liara T'Soni, EDI, Prothy the Prothean, Conrad Verner, Blasto the Hanar Spectre and Diana Allers
Outcome: Mutated cyborg Rachni roam all over the Milky way, Urdnot Wreav rules Tuchanka as surpreme communist leader for a century, the Quarian and Geth fleet blow eachother to space dust, Kai Leng becomes a zumba teacher and in the end the Reapers can freely continue their cycle. Conrad Verner is put in his stasis pod to be awakened in 50.000 years to be the Last Voice of this cycle for when the Raloi and the Yahg rule the galaxy and have to face the reapers yet again.
ROFL
I would pay real money to play that game :D
Sounds fun
Blasto solos the whole Reaper invasion, hands down.
Now I Just want Joker to be Chris Griffins Descendent and ME3 to be a Family Guy crossover.
Jenkins would have done a better job.
Even Conrad Verner would've done a better job.
Too soon!
This comment should have the most upvotes.
The first casualty of the series. Leeroy will be missed.
It's actually impressive the level of attention to detail from the devs, making all the dialogues and cutscenes for this ending that only people deliberately trying to fuck up for a youtube video would ever possibly see.
I mean even a complete noob would end up with a least a couple squad mates alive on chance alone.
I only lost three squad members at my first playthrough...
Not only noob but also person with bad logical decisions
That's an awful long and lonely ride home for Joker. I guess he still has got leather seats and EDI which is a light at the end of the tunnel, but still...
Uuh what kind of tunnel you're talking about? Is it a warm, maybe pulsating, well lubricated, tunnel?
@@dhanyarrozie ya horny
@@dhanyarrozie No, it's cold, dry, and hard.
Shepard should have at least upgraded EDI to sexy bot for Joker's lone ride home.
A lot of parts and deaths were painful to watch. Like when Shepard told Dr. Chakwas he couldn’t spare anyone to go back, and she says she understands and hopes they’ll see each other again. In a tone like she knows they won’t make it back, but is wishing Shepard well and hoping he succeeds. Hurt my heart.
I cared about Dr. Chakwas more than most people I think. I could never leave those people to fend for themselves.
@@poseidonc1259 yes dr chocolates is an underrated character. Written to where she is a necessity for the normandy crews well being but besides from work she is a lonely person who knows her role
Poor Garrus. How many times can a Turian get hit in the face with a missle like weapon! Apparently 2x.
Garrus: ok Shepard, you can stop telling that joke, now a took a rocket for each sides of my face.
Not much with that broken armor.
I'm surprised he sticks his head out in the door like that, I would think a skilled sniper like him should know better than to do that.
My Garrus died from the swarm. It was heartbreaking
Watching this is pretty funny. You almost expect that when the decision to lead the other team comes up this happens...
Shepherd: "Joker, you're up. Lead them well."
Joker: "What?! Commander I can barely walk with my medical issue!"
Shepherd: "No excuses soldier, get moving."
Jesus man I never thought a dark joke like that could get me laughing
dont mention the Illusive Man was cheering at the side line, YOU CAN DO IT JEFFREY
Krogan Shaman said if you get Grunt killed he'll piss on your graves, well he has got a lot of graves to do that to now.
Yeahh 😂😂😂😂
Plot twist: Joker solo's the Reapers and wins.
joker would be doom slayer: too angry to die
Joker: Fully upgrades the Normandy and charges while backed by the Alliance fleet because he and Edi ended up saying screw Cerberus. Ends up killing Harbinger solo.
I like how unceremoniously they die. Makes it seem more like real war.
Also Shepard's poker face the whole time.
@@thomasvleminckx My best friend caught a rocket to his face? Well fuck him i have my whole damn crew to get killed
Yeah, it's painfully realistic and feels somehow wrong. Like, usually in fiction when a main character dies they're given lots of screen time and an epic farewell scene, but here as you say they just die quickly and unceremoniously. These characters we grew to love and got to know, who have survived so much, only to die in the final leg of the race. It especially feels wrong with Garrus and Tali, both of whom Shepard has known since the beginning. Garrus survived an onslaught of merc bands and a missile to the face, but then he gets taken down by a single shot from a gun? Wth? But just like real life I guess, sometimes you get unlucky...
@@RainbowEssence-c3w Yeah, they die like faceless grunts you see in the background. Getting carried off by the swarm seems like a death reserved for nameless soldiers to establish how scary the setting is, not how one of your closest friends actually die. I really like how it's all executed.
14:00 “Human, you’ve changed nothing”
Truer words have never been spoken.
When you get the bad ending for ME3
This is a very much overlooked ending, as joker goes on to save the galaxy by himself in ME3
And as the final reaper dies in an awesome explosion, Joker utters the final line of ME3…”All right. See ya.”
Possiblity of Joker becoming the new Catalyst in 3's ending
@@sotonrich lmao I also would have taken, “it’s joking time” as he jokes all over the place.
If only they had a GX12 thermal pipe installed… Poor Kasumi…
Engineer Adams wasn’t bullshitting about the drive core venting into main engineering…
I was thinking the exact same thing!
Joker, the team carry when everyone else sucks at their job
Too bad ME3 doesn't continue this ending with you playing as Joker
well, he is the one who killed sovereign.
I saved everyone the first go so I was really confused why Joker was defending the hatch instead of Garrus or Legion blasting away to make way for Shepard. This ending makes that scene make more sense. No one was left so the driver has to pull out his gun.
That ending is hilarious and so beyond Shepherd's character...Commander are you okay? I'm feeling a lot better than he is!
The dialogue is so good I’m these games lmao yes I never killed wrex either
Miranda: They got Thane
Me: Well he was dying anyway
LOL i said the same in my head
God daaaaaaaaamn brah 🙌🥲🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
well if he survives he will save the Salarian councilor in ME3
@Renegade Siha Hah, gay
@@jameschen9213 yeah he will if your smart enough to read your f..king emails
If commander Shepard was ordered off of wish 😂😂😂
If he would have been ordered off wish he would have arrived a month late for the battle
@@matthewdarnell1183 lmao you are not incorrect. Does anyone have a positive wish experience??!
@@commandershepard5450 I look at it as I get what I pay for, it's cheap junk ill get in a few months when I've forgot I even ordered it
@@matthewdarnell1183 I actually got alot o good stuff off wish
Shepard on deathbed: “I should go.”
It’s still funny how much effort it takes to completely fuck up the suicide mission.
Like, I can see someone with no experience but a good amount of foresight being able to complete the suicide mission without losing anyone. I can’t see how anyone who is paying even the slightest bit of attention and doesn’t hate getting new characters could somehow get everyone killed.
The Suicide mission was a Gimmick.
That is true, you actually need planning to mess up this badly
Only thing I could see is losing jack/Miranda's loyalty after their fight because the player didn't have enough paragon
Travis it seems they’ve patched the Renegade / Paragon necessary to break up both fights.
On my primary Shepard I’ve always had a near full renegade bar high enough to use “I’m a Spectre, start talking” but not to break up the fight with Tali and Legion.
Prior to this week, I’d have to force Legion to stop transmitting and then telling Legion “I told her what she wanted to hear”.
There was some meme years ago that had Shepard with his arms crossed with SAFEST SUICIDE MISSION EVER, 100% SURVIVAL RATE... Made me laugh anyway.
It's kind of more epic and meaningful story wise, isn't it? If it had been a book, you would now realize that joker was the narrator all along.
I wonder who actually got this ending on their first run through of the game. Like you have to be some kind of special to fuck it up that badly.
yeah that's actually hard to get :)
Indeed, never do the loyalty missions and don't upgrade the Normandy.
@@sonnenblumefrau2048 and still you have to do the proper wrong choice or at least a few will survive
I get... kinda. I didn't upgrade Normady 😓
@@gandalfczarny2289 This. In fact iit seems pretty easy to fuck things up. Just listen to jacob when he says to go find the driver to make the jump trough the relay instead of continue building the team.
Shepard and crew: *die*
Martin Sheen: Shepard left us a great weapon, the collector base.
I'm sorry but I laughed at Grunt getting carried away when he is the heaviest person out there
Swarm mentality makes sense. They wanted biggest meal they could get
even though it's not my playthrough, and i brought back every one safe, it still hurts to see them die.
@@ilyavaschillo9631 they can survive, but it depend of 2 things, they have to be loyal and they have to be strong enough, the team that covers you has to have member like Garrus, Zaeed, or Grunt (there are other strong but i forgot). What i suggest is to take with you for the very last fight (when you decide to let a group cover you) "weak people" like Tali or Mordin, and to also send a weak one to escort the survivor found in the base. Like this, it will let the majority of the strong one to save the group. There are a lot of graph where you could understand more clearly what i said.
@@LeFinisterin loyal, yes....the ship upgrades also matter....the final part of the mission, u can choose any 2 squadmembers, the outcome will always be the LOYAL ones live
@@R0ccojas0n about the first part of tour message: yes, of course the ship's upgrade matter, but we were talking about the part of the mission toward the end where you leave the majority of your team to cover your back, and at that moment the ship's upgrade doesn't change anything to your friend's fate. And about the second part of your message: it is factually wrong, as i said the survival of the group that stayed behind depend both of their loyalty and their strength, their fate is either "they all survive" or "they all die"
@@LeFinisterin actually, that last part you said is wrong, cause I recently witnessed someone who had a single disloyal member hold the line (everyone else being loyal), and that 1 person died while everyone else escaped
@@R0ccojas0n is it on RUclips, or is there something similar that i can see ? I'm not saying you're lying, just trying to understand.
Alright Kasumi what the hell were you even doing in the engine room?
She was looking for the restroom
Why s the engine room not closed off from the rest of the ship either? That thing has to be leaking all kinds of radiation.
Plot twist the engine room has an actual car engine in it
Maybe she wanted to stole the ezo core
Miranda :They got thane...
Shephard: Who?
There’s something hilarious about how stupid each situation is despite how serious the cutscenes are. The Shepard of this timeline is both the luckiest and dumbest person in the universe to get this far while making the absolute worst choices.
I all did paragon, renegade and neutral runs but i never always had the balls to kill everyone in the suicide mission lmao
Until now I thought it impossible for Shepard to die in the Suicide mission. Constantly said but always assumed it was a thread, after all he can survive the Galactic Purge Blast in ME3 and he was critically injured by Harbinger (if you pick the Destroy Ending with enough War Assets).
I never wanted to spend that much time playing the game just to get this ending.
@@thesixthkid7689 Shepard die if all your team die or only one guy survive. In this run, i think Samara survive.
@@nicholasdonin1465 right? Lmao hats off to this guy for taking the time to play through the entire game just to give us this.
@@commandershepard5450 I'm glad he made this video, too. No way I could have done it. I'm too much of a completionist to leave things undone. (like loyalty missions) It would have bothered me!
When I saw Miranda was still alive with that beam on top of her, I half expected Shepard to accidentally drop the beam on her when he lifted it up, killing her.
Jack being dead gives more context to why Garrus shakes his head when Miranda volunteers to lead the fire team. With her dead he actually voices how he feels about Miranda.
yeah its a little hilarious
He voiced the same opinion if she lives too so...
@@Cdarkify if Jack lives she voices this opinion, doesn't she?
@@bengunn9670 one of them voices the exact same opinion no matter who lives or dies from the choice I made. Regardless the team doesn’t feel she’s fit to lead even if they are all alive which is really funny lol.
@@Cdarkify i guess they have priority of saying, and jack has top one.
If you got this ending in ME2 they should've had you play as joker who can't move around all that well in ME3. Legendary edition should've had a joker on the reversed side of the cover art.
hahah, wait till you get to ME3 ending. At least Joker had a rifle.
Fun fact : most of the old youtube videos about this scenario features a custumized bald Shepard
I'm getting bald myself so I'd never do it :D
It's actually better to make this playthrough with an idiot looking Sheppard. Adds to the dumb decisions it takes to get this ending lol.
@@4jqxc This made me laugh so hard especially when you go back and listen to him and the decisions he made. The idiot commander that got his whole squad including his ship crew (minus Joker and EDI) and himself killed. I don't see many medals in his future. Love the comment!
I want to like this for you having done this but it made me feel so much pain, I can't believe this is possible.
This is all the backstory leading to Jokers epic tale of vengeance
15:42 A moment please for Gerald the Prothean. He only got to have his body back for 10 seconds before being blowed up. R.I.P Gerald.
is it bad that I completely forgot Jacob was a biotic? like literally all I use him for is the initial mission, his loyalty mission, the 15 steps from the Normandy required to get Zaeed and a sacrifice to the vent shaft in the suicide mission lol.
lol
Nooo Jacob is useful especially in Insanity. But after you get Jack then he kinda goes obsolete.
@@jcguevara7276 jack is terrible for insanity runs lol
@@mihai000000 for you maybe. I had a great time using her and miranda for biotic combos on insanity.
@@jcguevara7276 i guess it depends on your shepard. Miranda can strip both bariers and shields , so if u have another biotic or tech shepard , it can work , but honestly , if im playing adept , i don't necesarily want 3 biotics in team. And IF i do want to take 3 biotics , ill take samara. she has better guns , and better survivability with reave.
If playing soldier , miranda will be able to strip defenses , but jack won't be able to combo alone. Again , if i had to use a biotic , i'd just take samara since reave can set up nice headshots on enemies in cover.
kinda curious what team do u usually run with
Okay I know this sounds dark but I find the idea of Garrus dying from being hit with a rocket to the face the closest thing to a Meme.
Evidently everybody gets one
It's kind of strange that he dies by a rocket in the collector base. Because on Omega I thought he got blasted by a rocket. So it's kind of like, huh? He should have survived or at least be slowly dying.
@@SharkWolf-lz3ov the thing is garrus got immediate medical attention after getting hit on omega, and when I did his recruitment mission I legitimately thought he was dead because I had Zaeed on my team and he said he wasn’t gonna make it
This was so painful to watch, 15 year old me would have been in tears if I had this play through.
You know a game is great when it allows you to play "Shepard the Dumbass" to it's full potential lol
Damn 3 people die before you even land lmao
I remeber when kasumi wasn't a thing and Tali was the one that got exploded in engineering.
This reminds me so much of the X-force parachute scene in deadpool 2 lol
i actually think its pretty interesting how you had to try to kill everyone as it was basically impossible to kill EVERYONE if you played through the game normally
yeah
I had to stop watching once Garrus dies, that's where I draw the line
The greatest failing of ME3 was the fact you couldn't import a save from ME2 where Shepard died and immediately getting a game over screen and cinematic showing the reapers conquering the galaxy.
Oh that would have been epic. Would it also count as the fastest speed run of ME3 since you jump right to a bad ending? =P
The sheer amount of effort needed to achieve this is like to ask you to write all answers down on a test paper and still got everyone of them wrong
This OST will always give me goosebumps no matter what.
What if Shepard were an incompetent jerk? This is depressing on so many levels, but I was never going to see it any of my playthroughs, so I'll take it as a public service.
Grunt was on the Normandy like “what am I doing here”?
I'm honestly surprised that zaeed wasn't one of good candidates to become fireteam leader with all of his stories he could single handedly kill every collector on that station
That is true :(
Too bad there wasn’t an alternative ME3 where with Shepherd dead you play as the Virmire survivor.
i dont know why but i lost my shit when you chose Jacob to hold the field at 8:18 xD
when I played the first time, I wanted to give Miranda a chance so... I chose her :( lol
@@anonymous-bb2dw lmao why not the justicar she basically volunteered
@@slayking2378 I know but I was like well, she said she can handle it so go ahead xD
@@anonymous-bb2dw Outside of the first part of the mission almost all of her suggestion are trash. So much for having advanced intelligence.
@@anonymous-bb2dw i chose miranda too, she said she was engineered to be perfect so i was like yeah sure she can make it
This should be a trophy, I’ve tried twice and I’ve still haven’t been able to kill everyone.
I had Tali as my team leader and i didn’t lose anyone on her team. It’s a fucking miracle.
Was she/everyone on her teamloyal? That might have been what kept them alive.
@@Forbiddensirenz As I understand it you either need a competent Team Leader OR a Competent Hacker for the first section, not both like the second section
The wrong leader in the first phase gets the door hacker killed, not the other way rnd. Legion is perfect to hack the door. Zaeed's a bad leader. Legion got killed with those choices
Should have picked Jacob for the vent.
Jacob: Sounds like a suicide mission. I volu-
Shepard: GET IN THE VENT, JACOB!
God, I can just imagine Shepard forcefully shoving Jacob in the vent ass first.
mfer cant cheat on femshep if he's dead! haha!
I remember watching Jack die in my first playthrough of ME2 and thought, "God, I hated her anyway." It wasn't till I watched a few RUclips vids showing other sides of her even with her loyalty mission and seeing the negatives of siding with Miranda was just overall worthless. I didn't really understand Paragon or Renegade then or basic RPGs at the time either, but it made me realize that there was so much more I could've done and seen. Then I got Mordin killed because I fucked up on the suicide mission teams where I felt miserable since I liked him so much. I really wanted my ME:LE playthrough to reflect some learning I've done as a gamer and appreciating more aspects of the story I missed out on as well. Still wifing up Tali, but Jack has really been important now. Also not gonna get Mordin killed pre-genophage cure. He needs to atone, but I want to see that smile he has when he does it and the tears waiting for me then.
I'm playing LE now, and are on 2.
But, can't seem to have option to get Miranda loyal. My paragon is full and it just doesn't let me to calm the situation and it makes me pick a side. I always side with Jack because she is my girl and I romance her evertime. And she is so hot in ME3
@@marija1843 I think you needed an obnoxiously high speech check to get Miranda and Jack to both respect you after Jack's loyalty mission. Though to be fair Miranda can survive the suicide mission without her loyalty I believe as long as you follow certain walkthroughs. I like Jack more than Miranda, but I'll always like Tali the most out of every one of them.
@@marija1843 you basically need a maxed out Paragon/Renegade score to calm them down. I always save them for last to make sure I don’t lose either of them.
@@marija1843 getting them to calm down if you romance one or the other is painfully hard
Me3 should've had Commander Joker change my mind.🤫🤫
What’s he gonna do? Break his arms against Cerberus?
if only!
The actual way to kill everyone is to take Legion/Tali/Miranda/Grunt/Mordin and have them survive the suicide mission, since they can all be killed in 3.
This is the way
And thane cuz he fights anime man and dies in 3
@@TheHonoredMadman no because then you dont kill the virmire survivor
This was legitimately hard to watch. Man.... I've invested in the characters of this franchise way more than I realized.
12:12 Tali dying like that looks actually heartbreaking lol
Watching this video was a bad idea, my mental health is under the floor now.
Man, I remember when I first play ME2, and half of my squad dies. It was a times when I didn't use internet almost at all, so I though it has to be this way, and then played ME3 with that save. What a suprise it was when later, when playing this series second time I realize you can save everyone. What a total, timeless masterpiece. Give me literally ONE game, that allow this kind of thing, where so many characters can die, and be replaced. This game is awesome.
Who all survived your first time?
It would be if not for ME3 ending.
Yea pretty dope mass effect 2 is basically building your crew for the crazy last suicidal mission. I took one casualty. Jack lol didn’t really care
I mean, a lot of people can die, but the replacements are always less fleshed out. So it's not really a choice.
Still grwat, but it's not like you can chose to kill one off and get someone better.
I remember Dragon Age:Origins where bad decisions and a rude gameplay left me with just the Mabari-Dog, Sten and Morrigan at the end... 😅
The most evil ending. The game should of had Joker turn to the camera and tell the player off for killing everyone!
Mass Effect 3 Alternative Universe: Joker saved the galaxy from the reapers.
Back when Bioware's games had consequences.
Back when bioware games had characters, storylines and setpieces
back when bioware was not yet completely consumed by EA
Back when Bioware's game didn't have grindwalls
I felt amazing to save everyone without using a guide. I really felt like I understood my squad mates and their expertises took get the job done.
This is honestly hilarious though
Jesus, i had no idea literally everybody could die during that mission!! I guess it was pure luck i didn't loose anybody in my first try but i knew we needed to upgrade Normandy as i searched if those upgrades were doing something and calibrations weren't useless indeed😁😁
I think you have to try really hard to get this, meaning you need to f*** up everything in your way
There's a few factors that play a role into making sure no one dies: All loyalty missions complete, all ship upgrades (armor, guns, shields etc.) are purchased, and there's even two in game timers. One after you get the reaper IFF and one after your crew is stolen. Along with right decision making with the teams. I'm not sure if you need all paragon or renegade but I heard way back when that it was a requirement for a "good ending"
yeah, it takes actual effort to get all squad members and the crew to die
I'd say less luck and more the game guides you down that path. I mean if you don't upgrade your ship you're an idiot, if you don't do loyalty missions you're lazy (but tbf on a first playthrough, you might not know having high Paragon / Renegade is needed to keep the rival companions loyalties in check aka Miranda / Jack and Tali / Legion), and most of the strategies in the final mission are pretty straight forward. Oh, and one noob trap I almost forget too is if you don't start the final mission asap your extra crew dies (Kelly, engineers you can play cards with), meaning right after you play as Joker briefly, leave asap lol.
Anyway I digress, all I wanted to say was it's WAY hard to intentionally do this lol, even on a first playthrough.
@@RyansFine lol, yes, I didn't mean that is easy to get everyone survives... But making EVERYONE die is not something that you would normally do if you are paying attention
I appreciate someone posting these videos so I can watch and never do them in every play through I've done ever.
My question when Garris got hit with the rocket was in the same side of the face or the other side ?
Garrus dies --> Pause Game --> delete save files --> start over.
Unacceptable!
5:05 Holy shit Miranda just roasts tf out of Tali lmao
Honestly, while I plan to have some squadmates die in the suicide mission, I can gurantee that they won't die on the ship. Not upgrading the Normandy feels like an insult to the SR1 and the crew that died on it no matter how you feel about Cerberus, your path, and the ending you want to get from this mission.
You’re planning to have squadmates die? 😂
@@TheThigh Yep. I have three Shepards with different stories; only one of them has all the squadmates live with exception of those that have no choice but to die in his playthrough.
@@shadowwriter4538
Fair enough 😆
@@shadowwriter4538
Would you mind telling me how those squadmate losses play into your two characters’ stories?
@@TheThigh Cause they have different paths than my other Shepard that involves them losing squadmates; my ruthless earthborn may do whatever it takes but she doesn't trust Cerberus and would happily kill off the two squadmates relating to them if she could. I just want to have unique experiences for them in some way or another just because I can and want too.
Importing this save file will make Joker the protagonist in ME3 and his squad consists of Captain Bailey, Conrad Verner, Khalisa Al Jilani, the biotic god Volus, and Aria Tloak
if only :(
You know what would be funny?
Jacob for tech expert.
Miranda for biotic barrier.
This is how mass effect 3 ending should have been like but with millions of people along side your crew.
Thanks for uploading this!
It's amazing to consider all the things someone has to do wrong to get to this point.
Amazing job done, many thanks for the content)
It would be perfect, if even joker would crash the ship into some debris after the mission and dies too
I can just hear it now🤣🤣🤣
Edi , good bye Jeff
Joker. , Ah hell
Normandy. , Splat
This whole concept was so brilliant when it first came out. Because if you didn't use the internet and walkthroughs, it's highly likely that at least some did not survive the mission. It tried to make it true to life, in so much as something like this could be. If you got in a hurry, didn't plan, got cocky, and or didn't pay attention you were not prepared for how nasty the mission would be, and at least a couple of your people died as a result. And it was by far the most nail biting mission in the entire series. You can't really imagine the feeling of doing this game right unless you bought it brand new when it first came out and played the game cold without any outside help to guide you, and then saw characters you got attached to unceremoniously die assaulting the collector base.
I kept laughing when you kept choosing the wrong specialists for the job lmao
I couldn’t get this ending if I tried. The characters means too much to me. So much I’ve painted my hellcat purple, white and red with N7 on the driver door. But it’s funny how only a handful of people realize what it is lol.
Shepard: Joker, fly you fool!