I love how Mordin is basically like “You wanna fuck a Turian? You have my full support! Here’s what you’ll need come see me if anything goes wrong you crazy kids.”
@@211Shinobudon't forget he also gives Joker advice on how to get freaky with EDI. Mordin is basically the Normandy's weird guidance counselor that hands out condoms with no judgement.
The fear the voices of the mercenaries in the Citadel DLC when they realized they were fighting archangel...Garrus is a legend all of his own. The only non-krogen on the crew who's feared by his enemies for who he is, and you have a 1000 year old Justiciar, and a 50,000 year old Prothean. Garrus is the clear second in command.
@iamblight707 My favorite part of the Finnal Mission in ME2 is snubbing Miranda when she wants to be leader of the second team and putting Garrus in command. I need someone I know I can trust to not just accomplish the mission but do it the right way.
Honestly the sheer amount of companions that can smell whenever you to get to it as soon as you're in range and the other easily reads it through body language bc of training.... 😂 Privacy who? Never mind EDI. At least Javick is straightforward as always.
I love Mordin. He's such a good guy. A ruthless pragmatist, but rather than using that as an excuse to disregard people, he chooses the most practical ways to help the most people that he can and disregards any other course of action as ineffective, inefficient, and a waste of time and resources.
He and Wrex are the only companions with the spine to stand up to Shepard when he steps out line with their views. I expect it from a Krogan but to see Mordin willing to fight and die for what he believes in is inspiring.
I just like to imagine Garrus and Shep both having a moment of "are we gonna talk about the fact that a salarian (race known for being asexual/having no sex drive) gave us sex advice?" 😂
Dr. Michel definitely has a thing for Garrus. Her email to Shepard in ME2 is basically: "Oh, hey, you're alive! Also, have you seen Garrus? I've tried contacting him several times but he never answers."
Garrus is just the perfect husband. Suave and confident to the point of cockiness but when it comes to actual courting he is just an absolute flaming mess of a guy stumbling over his own words. I love that dork. No Shepard without Vakarian
Y'know, I still find it absolutely F-CKING hilarious that the reason Garrus and Tali weren't romanceable in ME1 was that the designers didn't think people would be into that.
@Skullhawk13 🤦♂️ Yes, she was. It's a rite of passage you aren't a child till after the pilgrimage it's you showing the fleet you can be a contributing member of society.
@@adarkwind4712 she calls grunt going through puberty “oh this is a pilgrimage?” If you have a single source to contradict she’s culturally not an adult till she completes it, I’m all ears. She might biologically be an adult but it’s clearly a non-optional rite of passage. In many cultures on earth historically you aren’t considered a man/woman instead of a boy/girl till a certain task or celebration. The concept of adulthood being a pure age thing is nebulous even in the USA that has a variance of 16-21.
As a diehard Shep/Garrus fan, their interactions in the Citadel DLC are wonderfully adorkable. I also love their back and forth in the Citadel Archive and then when you retake the Normandy.
haha yeah i cant bring myself to romance either because my canon is them together. i go for miranda or kaidan instead and have garrus and tali as my besties :)
@@211Shinobulbr, we all know Zaeed has gone up to Garrus at some point and been like "Sooo, you and the Commander, eh? If there's one thing I know about thus goddam mercenary job, it's that there's plenty more fucking going on than anyone else cares to admit." Meanwhile Garrus is just like 🤨🫣
That sass from Jack in ME3 is just SO funny. XD My FemShep was thinking "Actually, that's not how I like i-....Weeeelllllll, now that you've *mentioned* it...."
I wish James had more time to be developed, feel like he’d end up being a fan favorite. Definitely more interesting and funny than most of the Human characters that had multiple games to flesh out.
Garrus and Shepard fighting Reapers/Cereberus/collectors/Sheps clone: absolute badasses that inspire awe and a sense of unity/hope in a dark time. Shepard and Garrus at the Citadel: absolute dorks who roleplay, shoot bottles, and dance quite provacatively.
@@211Shinobuconsidering that Mordin already had diagrams... yeah Shepard and Garrus are just the most famous turian/human couple in the galaxy. Not the first.
Im honestly a little surprised Shep called out the explosive glass comments, not Zaeed's "ball and chain" one😂. For the most dangerous soldier in the galaxy, girl's not vain.
I'm in love with Garrus, but I'm in the most deepest love with Kaidan. I love how sensitive he is and when I accidentally cheated, I cried for days after hurting him in any way. I dedicate any mass effect stuff to him.
"Garrus is the best husband and Tali is the best wife" Well, there IS a reason why they hook up with each other if you don't make the first move on either.
As a chemist my biggest issue is the lack of knowledge of d- and l- optical rotation of molecules, and their effect on life. But I guess I am not the only "nerd" here....😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, I know that mint is based on dextro-amino acids, and we eat that ish all the time... but then again, I'm just here for Mass Effect being a sci-fi series that actually tries with the science.
2:09 I had an out-of-the-game scare when Kaidan asked if there was something between me and Garrus because I romanced Kaidan in ME1. I wanted to lie to Kaidan so bad because I love them both so much but after a few minutes I got myself together and told the truth. Hardest romantic moment in the game for me.
@@211Shinobu Garrus. I just knew it had to be Garrus. I will always choose Kaiden in ME1 but the romantic journey with Garrus in ME3 just blew me away... On my next run I plan for Kaidan though. I feel like I owe myself the experience of that journey too.
@@AmberlaMaderia I fully endorse your choice! After the hospital conversation with Kaidan as FemShep who moved on to Garrus I think I might only romance Kaidan as maleshep or as a new romance in ME3.
A lot of characters have a biology problem. Garrus wants hybrid babies, and Zaeed tries to fry Shep's clone using a trigger keyed to her DNA, for example.
Their relationship platonic or romantic is the reason i got into fanfics. Just the need to see them get some kind of happy end was too strong in my younger years
I am legally forced to watch because I accidentally put it on my search history when trying to find broshep and garrus's handshake. IT WONT BE SECRET FOR LONG!
Ah Tali, our xenophile comrade-in-arms - just like Shepard, capable and downright eager to get that human, turian, or quarian booty (as the case may be) lol
@@211Shinobu Just look up "I own a musket for home defense" then basically find different variations like a mass effect one, or star wars and stuff. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Right have i missed something with the last part with garrus 😂 how do you get that part 😂😂 I know it’s at the Citadel party 😂 but is it the chilled vibe of the party? I always pick the loud vibe with dancing version 😂😂😂
Yes, during the "quiet" party Zaeed and Garrus booby trap Shepard's apartment to keep her safe from more clones. Zaeed's biology education was not very good.
If you would have cheated on Liara with Garrus, during the talk after the Vasir fight is hilarious. 😂 Shepard: Will you stop for a second? We're jump over several light years. There's time to talk. Liara: About what? Shepard: About us. Liara: Shepard, listen...I'm...Glad you're here... Shepard: You worried there are terminals you might need me to hack? Liara: That's not fair! You were dead! Shepard: I came back! Liara: Yes, you came back! And now Garrus is doing a LOT more than just calibrating the Normandy's guns! (🤣)
[Zaeed]: (private channel with Garrus) C'mon MATE, Get her to TO YOUR ROOM [Garrus]: *Blush* look, I-I don't know about that [Zaeed] trus me *Laughing* [Garrus] very funny Big-Z Ha-hA
Am I the only one freaked out about the VERY personalized ad, at 0:35?? Well, apart from the whole "Someone actually romances Garrus"-thing, but not the point here.
It's during his meetup with Shepard in the Citadel DLC. Keep meeting the crew and checking your messages in the apartment and eventually you can invite Vega over. This occurs just before the infamous "pullup scene."
The hardest decision is choosing a team mate to come with you and Garrus on a mission.
I love triple overload spam, so it's often Miranda or Kaidan, but Liara and Krogan are also good! Or just about anyone, really.
It’s Kasumi for me😄
@@mysteriousastrolabe I've only recently been playing with Kasumi and she's great.
Tali. Those two been with me from the get-go. Trusted me more than everyone else (practically combined)
I play a sniper infiltrator and it's really annoying that i always have another sniper with me (garrus ofc)
"How many times have you romanced Garrus instead of anyone else in the crew?"
"... you can romance the others?"
I have romanced others, but Garrus is still the best LI for my Shep.
It wouldn't be a full ME experience to me without Garrus romance. I basically treat the trilogy as dating simulator for the true love of my life.
@@MKanakaredes Totally worth it.
@@211Shinobu Thane do be up there though.
@@LS-jv9hp Thane is cool! He's just not for my Shep.
MShep: "Me and my best friend out here saving the galaxy from the reapers"
FemShep: "Swiggity Swooty I'ma coming for that Turian booty!"
Also, we save the galaxy on the side.
The shepard twins.
Neither can resist the dextro charm.
@@seal2560 That's right!
Garrus: Hey I’m the one who’s supposed to have reach! Not Flexibility!
@@lordextinction8322 Why not both?
I love how Mordin is basically like “You wanna fuck a Turian? You have my full support! Here’s what you’ll need come see me if anything goes wrong you crazy kids.”
I like that he's already prepared materials and briefed EDI.
@@211Shinobudon't forget he also gives Joker advice on how to get freaky with EDI. Mordin is basically the Normandy's weird guidance counselor that hands out condoms with no judgement.
@@khaleesireyna731 He's the cool uncle along with Wrex.
Reminds me of my grandmother.
@kharper0527 hes like that one older brother/uncle that dont gaf abt what you do buf cares about you
There's a reason that Garrus is always the first recruitable squad member and it's because THERE'S NO SHEPARD WITHOUT VAKARIAN!
The first time I save imported and saw Garrus I almost cried. "Garrus, help me! I'm working for CERBERUS."
The fear the voices of the mercenaries in the Citadel DLC when they realized they were fighting archangel...Garrus is a legend all of his own.
The only non-krogen on the crew who's feared by his enemies for who he is, and you have a 1000 year old Justiciar, and a 50,000 year old Prothean. Garrus is the clear second in command.
It’s weird that he’s an optional squad mate in me1 and I believe 3 aswell
@iamblight707 My favorite part of the Finnal Mission in ME2 is snubbing Miranda when she wants to be leader of the second team and putting Garrus in command. I need someone I know I can trust to not just accomplish the mission but do it the right way.
"The three of us? Well hmmm~"
Fcking mood ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Inside Tali, there are two wolves;
One wants to screw Shepard, the other wants to screw Garrus.
I thought I knew everything about the mass effect games. But today I learned that the targeted ads call out how thirsty you are for Garrus 😂
Even random ads ship Garrus and Shepard!
The ads are the creepiest shit. Ugh.
@@M.Datura I've been recording the Elcor Hamlet ones and the guy's stare is seriously offputting.
That is some direct advertising
@@deontaeavila3514 I also like the ones that say "You've recently been dead."
"I'm not, your pheromones are" KILLED ME god I love Javik 🤣
He's like the inappropriate old dude with no filter.
better yet he confronts that 🐕 dr T’soni
Honestly the sheer amount of companions that can smell whenever you to get to it as soon as you're in range and the other easily reads it through body language bc of training.... 😂 Privacy who? Never mind EDI. At least Javick is straightforward as always.
"I can already hear the old ball-and-chain frowning!" XD
Zaeed is so underrated.
He's not my favorite, but his VA Robin Sachs did a great job, RIP.
Zaeed and Kassumi didn't get cutscenes, but they are the most interesting
@@iamblight707 >Yeah, for DLC characters, that are human to boot, they are rather interesting.
i bring him on the team just for that swear word every five minutes
I love Mordin. He's such a good guy. A ruthless pragmatist, but rather than using that as an excuse to disregard people, he chooses the most practical ways to help the most people that he can and disregards any other course of action as ineffective, inefficient, and a waste of time and resources.
He has the best arc in the game, IMO.
He and Wrex are the only companions with the spine to stand up to Shepard when he steps out line with their views. I expect it from a Krogan but to see Mordin willing to fight and die for what he believes in is inspiring.
Mordin in ME3 gets me to tears every time.
Mordin is such a fucking G
I don't care what anyone says, I can fight all the reapers if I have my main turian Garrus by my side.
Remember he took the kill shot!
There is no shepherd without vakarian
@@morganjenkins8464 So true!
Same!! ❤❤
ALWAYS!
Mordin may act like he’s helping Shepherd out for medical reasons, but he ships them the hardest 😊
Kasumi and Kelly are pretty hard shippers too!
I just like to imagine Garrus and Shep both having a moment of "are we gonna talk about the fact that a salarian (race known for being asexual/having no sex drive) gave us sex advice?" 😂
@@khaleesireyna731I mean… would you say no to medical advice from the very model of a scientist Salarian?
@@dekudude8888 oh no, of course not!
Kasumi just being happy for them 2 is just so wholesome, she is underated
Kasumi is a good friend.
God I know right? I wish she had more screen time and wasn’t just a dlc
@@hopesanddreams2998 She's also pretty kickass in combat.
@@211Shinobu she was my main after Garrus
With Garrus, you’re either best bros or best loves.
This is the way!
Or both at the same time really
I love Tali’s Dialogue when it came to Dr.Michel giving Garrus Chocolate “watch yourself Shepard “ 😭 thanks she might be a adversary
Dr. Michel definitely has a thing for Garrus. Her email to Shepard in ME2 is basically: "Oh, hey, you're alive! Also, have you seen Garrus? I've tried contacting him several times but he never answers."
@@211Shinobu Can you blame her? But yes, if there was an option she would be a dead woman.
@@MKanakaredes Aw, he's oblivious, so no need to get her killed. But she's not getting on the Normandy!
@@211Shinobu It could also be that she cares about Garrus after he saved her life from those thugs?
@@mattstorm360 Yes, but she cares a little too much...
Garrus is just the perfect husband.
Suave and confident to the point of cockiness but when it comes to actual courting he is just an absolute flaming mess of a guy stumbling over his own words. I love that dork. No Shepard without Vakarian
He's sincere and loyal, a winning combination!
Nah...he'd be a really bad kisser.
@@rooramblingon895 One doesn't need lips to kiss...
@@rooramblingon895 I'm sure they could figure something out. :D
@@rooramblingon895idk… I think he’d be great in the French department of kissing
Mordin literally just told fem Shep “don’t swallow”. Lol
Y'know, I still find it absolutely F-CKING hilarious that the reason Garrus and Tali weren't romanceable in ME1 was that the designers didn't think people would be into that.
And now people are having sex with a bear in Baldur's Gate 3! We've come a long way.
@@211Shinobudon't forget the soulless murderous squid. Who's into mind control. 😂
To be fair Tali was on pilgrimage. She wasn’t legally an adult
@Skullhawk13 🤦♂️ Yes, she was. It's a rite of passage you aren't a child till after the pilgrimage it's you showing the fleet you can be a contributing member of society.
@@adarkwind4712 she calls grunt going through puberty “oh this is a pilgrimage?” If you have a single source to contradict she’s culturally not an adult till she completes it, I’m all ears. She might biologically be an adult but it’s clearly a non-optional rite of passage. In many cultures on earth historically you aren’t considered a man/woman instead of a boy/girl till a certain task or celebration. The concept of adulthood being a pure age thing is nebulous even in the USA that has a variance of 16-21.
As a diehard Shep/Garrus fan, their interactions in the Citadel DLC are wonderfully adorkable. I also love their back and forth in the Citadel Archive and then when you retake the Normandy.
Me too! He's so happy to get to shoot up the CIC.
And when he was prepping some traps with Zaeed around the appartment 😂
@@lauraz599 Their understanding of cloning was not the best!
@@lauraz599 I read that as "pregnant"
How can someone who's romantically awkward have so much rizz?
To quote Leliana in DAO: "You are awkward. It's endearing."
His awkwardness is perfectly calibrated. 😂
BIG GUNS
@@sethsybrandy3218 That are also perfectly calibrated. 😂
I love the home defense brainstorming of Zaeed and Garrus
We all know Garrus rigging traps in the apt is cute.
But its also how I feel he deals with the trauma of what he dealt with on Omega.
So much this!
Wasn’t Archangel pinned in an apartment building like Shepard’s? At least in terms of layout they’re pretty similar
Why do I have a feeling in the next mass effect he's literally going to make those traps for home defense?
Think it's also about dealing with Shep's death 2 years ago
I prefer answer "A shocking suggestion! Doctor-patient condifentially is a sacred trust. Would never dream [playful pause] of mockery :P "
That's a good one, too! "Will be here watching cell cultures grow. Less alcohol and mood music required."
Fun fact, if you don't romance Tali or Garrus at all, as the respective Shepard gender, they romance each other in ME3.
Yup!
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haha yeah i cant bring myself to romance either because my canon is them together. i go for miranda or kaidan instead and have garrus and tali as my besties :)
@@adventurika1903 They're also excellent friends! Oh, you like romancing the Sentinels. I always love to have a sentinel in the party.
@@adventurika1903I don't understand why Kaiden get so much flack as a romance option. As FemShep he is deffo who I choose all the time ❤❤❤
Maybe I want Garrus to hold *me* close and whisper "Everything is going to be alright" *to me*
That's the spirit!
@@211Shinobu I mean the man called *himself* daddy, I mean c'mon
@@thatguyapplesauce1060 "Afraid Daddy's sniper rifle collection will scare Junior?"
@@211Shinobu Daddy's rifle collection scares me at times if you catch my meaning
Nah. I'd rather him describe intricate detail how he's gonna "calibrate" me. (While using legit tech terms)
“Now you’re in for it, I can already hear the ol’ ball n chain frowning!”
"EXPLOSIVE?!"
No Shepard without Vakarian
That's right!
I’ll always be a MShepXTali backer but FShepXGarrus is vary adorable. Everyone act like their already married!
I WISH!
Meanwhile the Garrus mod for male shepherd (something I'm gonna find out how that plays out)
Zaeed "OH GOD GET A ROOM!!!!!!"
I love how he calls Shepard the "old ball-and-chain" like he's from the 1900's.
@@211Shinobu imagine a comment from renegade Shepard
"Who needs a room when we've got these convenient countertops?"
@@211Shinobulbr, we all know Zaeed has gone up to Garrus at some point and been like "Sooo, you and the Commander, eh? If there's one thing I know about thus goddam mercenary job, it's that there's plenty more fucking going on than anyone else cares to admit." Meanwhile Garrus is just like 🤨🫣
@@khaleesireyna731 I hope this isn't one of his stories where he was the only survivor!
That sass from Jack in ME3 is just SO funny. XD
My FemShep was thinking "Actually, that's not how I like i-....Weeeelllllll, now that you've *mentioned* it...."
I'm not a huge fan of the fanfiction mating bite myself, but whatever floats your ship!
Mordin. Always. Slays. 😂
Caution. Warn of chafing.
@@211Shinobu 💋
I wish James had more time to be developed, feel like he’d end up being a fan favorite. Definitely more interesting and funny than most of the Human characters that had multiple games to flesh out.
I didn't think I'd like James, but Freddie Prinze Jr did a good job with him! James is cool.
Stay away from my turian Dr Michel😡
She's pretty obvious in her interest! Luckily he's oblivious.
Garrus and Shepard fighting Reapers/Cereberus/collectors/Sheps clone: absolute badasses that inspire awe and a sense of unity/hope in a dark time.
Shepard and Garrus at the Citadel: absolute dorks who roleplay, shoot bottles, and dance quite provacatively.
Part of what makes them so endearing to me!
It's fun to see the others commenting on the relation between garrus and sheppard ❤️
Anyway your videos are well made! Keep It up!
I thought so! I like when the game reacts to our choice of love interest.
@@lyra-bk2he Thank you so much! I've got some more in the works!
Me, freaked out that the advertisement knew I was romancing Garrus: 😳
They're always watching...
Time to upgrade your internet security. lol
Mordin be like "Don't let Garrus finish in your mouth"
Use protection, kids.
The voice line of Kelly sounds adorable
Kelly is nice. I like her original appearance, though.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who sees Garrus as their ride or die❤❤❤
Wait. Doesn't everyone?
Empahasis on the ride
01:10 Spit, don’t swallow. 😂
*ahem*
Bro, it's kinda funny how this is likely the first time a human and Turian have gotten this far in a relationship.
It's been about 30 years since first contact -- I'm pretty sure some human somewhere has gotten it on with a Turian before Shepard.
@@211Shinobuconsidering that Mordin already had diagrams... yeah Shepard and Garrus are just the most famous turian/human couple in the galaxy. Not the first.
I'm absolutely certain that at least some veterans of the First Contact War must've eventually gotten together. We humans are freaky like that x)
Im honestly a little surprised Shep called out the explosive glass comments, not Zaeed's "ball and chain" one😂. For the most dangerous soldier in the galaxy, girl's not vain.
She's just worried about her baby Grunt getting hurt.
Drunk zaeed and garrus turning the apartment into a tomb for federal agents and intruders is amazing
Not sure about the federal agents. Technically Garrus is an agent of the hierarchy.
@211Shinobu so he knows they moves 👀
Someone had to stop and think about that... ingestion... issue.
And someone else had to greenlight it.
Lmao! 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂
Mordin is a real one for giving all that advice and info, a true homie
He's all: "Go have fun, you crazy kids!"
"What are you fighting fo-"
"Garrus"
Oh yeah, let's get Tali involved. This is a *fantastic* idea. I'm not being sarcastic, I actually think this should happen.
I mean drunk Tali brought it up...
*I'll ship it.*
I meaaaaan. I did wish I could romance her while being FemShep soo this perfect
Tali and Garrus have a relationship if you don’t romance either of them, so take that as you will
Advertisements nwntioning your romantic partner by name would be terrifying in the future
But on this context its hilarious
Shepard's like -- but I'm dating Jacob!
Mordin Iroh and Wrex the kind of uncles we all need. Medical advice without judgement, wisdom, and crazy bastard who will fully enable you
I love this.
zaeed is the uncle that is banned from all family functions Wrex would be on thin ice but all the kids like him too much for that@@211Shinobu
Zaeed is the highly inappropriate uncle nobody lets around the kids too@@211Shinobu
I'm in love with Garrus, but I'm in the most deepest love with Kaidan. I love how sensitive he is and when I accidentally cheated, I cried for days after hurting him in any way. I dedicate any mass effect stuff to him.
Kaidan is cool. I think I like him best as an ME3-only romance. Finding out he had feelings for Shep for all those years is really moving.
Garrus is the best husband and Tali is the best wife
No argument here!
"Garrus is the best husband and Tali is the best wife" Well, there IS a reason why they hook up with each other if you don't make the first move on either.
So glad I chose to be with Garrus. The two are so good.
Best battle couple!
As a chemist my biggest issue is the lack of knowledge of d- and l- optical rotation of molecules, and their effect on life.
But I guess I am not the only "nerd" here....😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not by a long shot!
I mean, I know that mint is based on dextro-amino acids, and we eat that ish all the time... but then again, I'm just here for Mass Effect being a sci-fi series that actually tries with the science.
2:09 I had an out-of-the-game scare when Kaidan asked if there was something between me and Garrus because I romanced Kaidan in ME1. I wanted to lie to Kaidan so bad because I love them both so much but after a few minutes I got myself together and told the truth. Hardest romantic moment in the game for me.
And who did you choose in ME3?
@@211Shinobu Garrus. I just knew it had to be Garrus. I will always choose Kaiden in ME1 but the romantic journey with Garrus in ME3 just blew me away... On my next run I plan for Kaidan though. I feel like I owe myself the experience of that journey too.
@@AmberlaMaderia I fully endorse your choice! After the hospital conversation with Kaidan as FemShep who moved on to Garrus I think I might only romance Kaidan as maleshep or as a new romance in ME3.
Did Mordin just tell her not to swallow?😅😂
XD The advertisement on the citadel totally called us out
Yes. Yes, it did!
Dr. Mordin seems to be channelling his inner Deadpool!"
"I've never said this, but don't ingest!"
Garrus and Tali and Femshep are my OT3
They're Tali's too!
3:04 Quick we need another bottle to create the fandoms perfect ship
Shalibrations?
going through N7 program also means learning linguistics and alien biology. Vega wasn't paying attention in class lol
A lot of characters have a biology problem. Garrus wants hybrid babies, and Zaeed tries to fry Shep's clone using a trigger keyed to her DNA, for example.
Space husband
Yeah, he is!
This dude mordin said "Don't Swallow" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Their relationship platonic or romantic is the reason i got into fanfics. Just the need to see them get some kind of happy end was too strong in my younger years
I hear you!
Shepard, wrex, and garrus are the aragorn, legolas, and gimli of mass effect.
Oh yes, they are!
ruclips.net/video/WbfmMXzCbac/видео.html
I am legally forced to watch because I accidentally put it on my search history when trying to find broshep and garrus's handshake.
IT WONT BE SECRET FOR LONG!
Garrus my goat, I love Mordin's interaction because he's just so blunt about it and he's clearly just trying to help. I miss Mordin, he was so based.
Mordin is galaxy's best wingman.
Garrus/Shepard gives me Goliath/Elisa vibes from Gargoyles. Yet Garrus is more like Brooklyn.
I'm not familiar with that fandom, but more Garrus/Shepard vibes are good anywhere!
Did? Mordin just say no head? Or spit? Oh lord… 👍
*AHEM*
I'm pretty sure katsumi is the supportive sister to any Shepard, I just find it so sweet that she encourages you to go for it
I wish she could find someone nice.
Shoot. Now I actually feel like I missed a bunch of stuff and I need to replay the whole game.
I see my evil plan is working as intended!
Oh my god that ad made my jaw drop, I've never heard it
Targeted ads know what's up.
Ok know I need to play this series more that was ever hilarious
Thank you! Enjoy your playthrough!
Shakarian will always be the best pairing for Femshep, just like Sheli for Maleshep.
I believe it!
Did Mordin tell her to not swollow?! 😂
Pretty much.
I've always wanted to romance Garrus but I don't want Tali ending up alone in Me3... unless that part with the Garrus Harem ending is canon.
Well, it could be headcanon!
Meanwhile, mods
@@iamboringvideos6832 Is there a mod for that?
@@211Shinobu there is a mod to romances multiple people
@@iamboringvideos6832 Nice!
Shep: Tali / Jack
Femshep: Garrus
No argument here!
" so don't.... KRHMM. Ingest."
Never having seen the romance options, this was oddly wholesome.
The Garrus romance itself is also oddly wholesome given that it started out as "friends with benfits."
SO SWEET! I LOVE THEM TOGETHER!!
Me too!
1:13 Look here doc don't you fckin tell me how to live my life
The Citadel advertisements are getting involved in Shepard’s love life? I like a good ship as much as the next girl, but this is ridiculous! 😂
Creepy, right?
Is nobody going to talk about the potential 3-way with Tali?
Darn 3 way romance with tali Garrus and Shepard would have been awesome
Team Dextro!
@@211Shinobu Note to self: HIGH FIVE TEAM DEXTRO
@@AutobotWheeljack I think it would be a high eight?
@@211Shinobu True but I was just quoting a game I played that said “NOTE TO SELF: HIGH FIVE TEAM HOTCHKISS”
@@AutobotWheeljack I had to google it. Nancy Drew?
thanks Mordin, I'll make sure to have an epipen ready for when I give him the gawk gawk 5000
Femshep: okay but mordin what do you mean by ingest, like orally or always use a condom?
Ah Tali, our xenophile comrade-in-arms - just like Shepard, capable and downright eager to get that human, turian, or quarian booty (as the case may be) lol
Damn... everyone up in my businesses... ok I'd be bragging up a storm... I'd be doing twirls with my arms out singing about it 😅
Everyone gets uncomfortably personal and I'm here for it.
Tali is so out of pocket in every timeline. XD
She likes drama!
Last clip would have been great meme fuel now a days for the 'home defense' meme.
I don't know this meme. Can you explain?
@@211Shinobu Just look up "I own a musket for home defense" then basically find different variations like a mass effect one, or star wars and stuff. Just as the founding fathers intended.
0:49 _laughs of cursed dice in the distance_
Jesus tbh the Citadel Ad just creeped me out. That's some minority report bs
They can read our thoughts!
garrus deserves the 3 way... ain't cheating if it's a 3 way with your so and an agreed upon 3rd party
Right have i missed something with the last part with garrus 😂 how do you get that part 😂😂 I know it’s at the Citadel party 😂 but is it the chilled vibe of the party? I always pick the loud vibe with dancing version 😂😂😂
Yes, during the "quiet" party Zaeed and Garrus booby trap Shepard's apartment to keep her safe from more clones. Zaeed's biology education was not very good.
3:09 man if only
I imagine Garrus going "THIS is now my favorite spot on the Citadel!"
If you would have cheated on Liara with Garrus, during the talk after the Vasir fight is hilarious. 😂
Shepard: Will you stop for a second? We're jump over several light years. There's time to talk.
Liara: About what?
Shepard: About us.
Liara: Shepard, listen...I'm...Glad you're here...
Shepard: You worried there are terminals you might need me to hack?
Liara: That's not fair! You were dead!
Shepard: I came back!
Liara: Yes, you came back! And now Garrus is doing a LOT more than just calibrating the Normandy's guns! (🤣)
That's a good one I forgot!
[Zaeed]: (private channel with Garrus) C'mon MATE, Get her to TO YOUR ROOM
[Garrus]: *Blush* look, I-I don't know about that
[Zaeed] trus me *Laughing*
[Garrus] very funny Big-Z Ha-hA
Garrus wants to roll all over a couch.
Am I the only one freaked out about the VERY personalized ad, at 0:35??
Well, apart from the whole "Someone actually romances Garrus"-thing, but not the point here.
The one about how she earned zero credits while dead or should invest in an Asari burial robe are also pretty creepy.
One question when do you get the talk with vega i made multible runs and never get it
It's during his meetup with Shepard in the Citadel DLC. Keep meeting the crew and checking your messages in the apartment and eventually you can invite Vega over. This occurs just before the infamous "pullup scene."
God I love garrus
This is the way.