Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Waking Up After Party (all 28 variations, all romances incl. Javik&James)
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"Oof, what a night... but look who's here."
"Shepard-commander."
"Did we just..."
"No data avalible."
Elwis From Poland Oh my god I wanted to like this so badly but it has exactly 69 likes and I feel like that's appropriate.
Jordan Dillon Well, it doesn't have 69 likes anymore.
Elwis From Poland Well then, screw it. Have another one!
Elwis From Poland Proof for the theory I've been pushing for years... Everyone wants Commander Shepard. EVERYONE.
Elwis From Poland So much yes.... and no..
Shepard: Ugh, what a night, but look who's here...
Hackett: Hackett out.
alfomar hahaha best comment by far
THIS HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
alfomar 😂
alfomar hahahah
Dammmmm i laughin like 3 mins
Shepard: "Ugh... What a night! But look who's here!"
Clone: "I should go."
Shepard: "Do I really sound like that?"
Really nice one
You sir, win
A brand new meaning to "Go fuck yourself".
Damn nice one ;D Mate Takats your a hero
"I" should go
Shepard: "Ugh, what a night. But hey, look who's here."
Reaper: "BWWWWOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM"
Shepard: "Come on, let's see who's up."
Brakinja LOL
These comments are only better and better... (?
lol who wouldn't be up after hearing that XD
This still slaps 5 years later
I haven’t stopped laughing for five minutes send help
Shepard: Ugh, what a night. But look who's here.
Wrex: Shepard.
Shepard: Wrex?! What-
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: Grunt?! How-
Wrex: Too much krogan for you to handle?
+John Paige jajaja Amazing... works both maleShep and FemShep jajaja
+John Paige OH gosh that made me laugh hard enough to snort
+John Paige This is too funny!!!
+John Paige WHY IS THIS NOT REAL!!?!?!
Hehehehehe
"What a night...but look who's here."
"Had to be me. Someone else might've gotten it wrong."
LMAO
XD
This might be the best one!
Most underrated comment!
god i wish-
what would be hilarious is if you woke up alone, walked out of the room, and then Kasumi decloaks on the bed and says, "few... that could have been awkward."
I can imagine that
Don't let that bunroll talk shit to you!
Eat It!!!
I wish they gave us more interaction with Kasumi. Love her!
Damn it! I wished they put that one in the game lmao.
Maybe this happen on remaster
Shepard : "Ugh, what a night, but look who's here…"
Zaeed : "This takes me back..."
jjilatt123 I would like this, but it already has 420 likes
I mean, if it's femshep, that is actually significantly more plausible than Javik.
😂
I honestly wouldn't mind seeing a Zaeed / f!Shep romance. Or one-nighter at least.
Lmao I can see it happening.
Me: ugh what a night but look who's here
*looks at half empty dominos pizza box*
Me: Ugh what a night, but look whos here
*looks at a Vladimir Putin cardboard cutout*
Patrik Novák Did that actually happen? Cause my pizza story is true
It might've happened.
ME
looks at Otto from “Airplane!”
Shepard : "Ugh, what a night, but look who's here…"
Elcor: "Smug drowsiness, Good morning Commander. Flirtatiously, I hope I conveyed my feelings thoroughly last night."
Nathan Medwin KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK damn that was the best one!
The explanations got me.
Harrot made it all the way from Omega for this!
@@TweekMorgan4dictator And brought his own sofa
"Badassfully, let's go see who else is up"
I get that you should use protection in bed, but isn't a full set of combat armor a little over the top?
Hey it worked for Vegeta. Oh wait no it didn't
+Robert Rodriguez tfs is life
That'd probably be me...
"I am most comfortable when I'm impervious to most physical forms of attack"
HAHA! reminds me of TSF DBZ Vegeta xD
Shepard : Ugh, what a night, but look who's here…
Illusive Man: Still not a beliver, Shepard?
+Infinexos Covica damn I'm in bed right now and I wanted to laugh so hard
Harbinger: SHEPARD !! I ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROLL OVER YOU AT NIGHT !!
Shepard: I. Should. Go.
Shep: I've got room if you're that eager to feel it
Illusive Man: It's a tempting offer...
LOL! You catched me off guard with that comment xD Nice idea HitProof
Shapard: "Ugh, what a night. But look who's here."
Harbinger: "..............."
Shepard: "What the!?!?"
Harbinger: "Thanks for letting me ASSUME CONTROL"
LMFAOOO
best match up
+Jake Hebblethwaite XD
+Jake Hebblethwaite deh fuq...
+Jake Hebblethwaite wtf dude
*romancing thane and being alone after his death*
*wakes up alone*
*crying*
I hoped if I romanced him on my second playthrough he'd survive up to the DLC. :( My Shepard just ended up banging Vega xD
@@narutardourannote Eww gross. Just let him bang Ashley.
@@ladyselin35 ewww, I would even chose Harbinger over Ashley. Kind of sad, because I always save her and not Kaidan
same with Jacob though
@@Kanerudo I refuse to even entertain the concept of saving Ashley. I cannot express how much I hate her.
Garrus: *saying some of the smoothest shit you'll ever hear*
Tali: "I'm going to be sick."
She's the best xD
Also Garrus seems to be partially Quarrian as he slept in his armor/suit as well ;P
@@burningtheevidence8038 reminds me of a comment i saw: sorry shepard the visor stays ON during sex
"What a night...but look who's here."
"BTSSHH Good morning, Earth-clan"
So the pizza guy returned for his "payment"
@@DirtyBlueDahlia oh God that's even better!
Hahahahahahaha!
That volus is Niftu Cal for sure
I AM A SEXUAL GOD!
I AM A GREAT WIND, SWEEPING ALL BEFORE ME LIKE...
A GREAT WIND!
Imagine hearing a Hanar expressing itself. 🤣🤣
Femshep/Maleshep: What a night...but look who's here.
Legion: This Geth...has infiltrated.
Femshep:........
Grunt/Wrexham: Shepard? Shepard?! You awake?... Oh shit...
We have reached a consensus. You were a great lay.
Come on, lets see if anyone else is up.
There was a hole.
Geth do not infiltrate
Shepard: Ugh...what a night, but look who's here!
Dr. Chakwas: Shepard, you are the epitome of physical health
Underrated
Always wish she was an option. MILFy AF.
@@Mortablunt Why?
Why are you like this?
Dude Chakwas is smoking hot
Doctor Chocolates*
This DLC would be perfect if only it gave the characters some casual clothes.
CidGuerreiro1234 Well the ones who needed it.
we'll bang okay Everyone but Tali? And your name, LOL.
CidGuerreiro1234 Thank you. James is doesn't really need one and Miranda outfit is somewhat casual
Seth ノートン I said casual not armor. and ya if I was Cerberus I would let her walk around in whatever she wants
*Garrus wakes up in armor*
"Oof what a night, and look who's here."
"I have boned species from Salerian to Batarian!"
"Mordin!"
Is it bad that I read this in Male Shepard's voice first
+ICanHazRecon911 Nah.
+ICanHazRecon911 same lol
+ICanHazRecon911 do you think that is a bad idea? for me is normal after watching mass effect gamer poop version.
It's funnier knowing that Mordin boned Aria
Shepherd- "what a night... but look who's here"
Shepherd VI- "I'm commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite ass on the Citadel"
Lmao that is bad news all around.
This comment needs alot more likes.
"I've destroyed asses like yours on the way to real problems."
Joker: Wow, what a night. I think I shattered my pelvis, but it was worth it.
Femshep: Not a word.
That would be hilarious
@@the_infinexos yes it would
ColdSick TV
just hearing snaps everytime
@@Stitchiols06 *snap* ow *snap* OW
ColdSick TV
XD
Shepard : Wow, what a night. But look who's here.
Wrex : Shepard.
Shepard : Wrex.
Wrex : Shepard.
Shepard : Wrex.
Wrex : Shepard.
Shepard : Wrex.
Wrex : Shepard.
Shepard : Wrex.
Wrex : Shepard.
Shepard : Wrex.
Wrex : Shepard.
Shepard : Wrex.
I CAN'T 😂
Dr Galactose I
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment on the internet!
I wish
Shepard: "what a night"
Bailey: "I guess I gotta tell my wife a few things"
my sides are in orbit
This reminds me of gamer poop, where Bailey imagined fingering shepard's ass
SAY WHAT ?!
@@darthportus excuse me brother, but you've got real nice lumb down there
@@darthportus ruclips.net/video/1IxdqiKmXV4/видео.html
Shepard:Hey look who is up, I thought you was dead?
Sovereign:Last nights sexual events existed because I allowed it, and it ended because I demanded it.
Shepard, Yeah, lets go see who else is up.
I busted a gut! Enough said. :D
Move over James i hear Sovereign cooks some mean pancakes!
LMFAO
Sovereign, harbinger of our destruction, how r u doin' buddy ?
Jeremiah Anunnaki thats going to be my line
Wrex: Shepherd.
Grunt: Shepherd.
Shepherd: 'horrified screaming'
I am not sure if this is better imagining it with male sheperd, of femshep, its a tough call.
allyourbase2010
Femshep: What the hell?!
***** Yus!
of man that would been funny
Shepherd would not survive. Imagine that, the first human spector killed by Krogan DP. Aint that a bitch
"Oof, what a night, and look who's he....re what the hell?!"
Harbinger, "I AM BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION"
Lmfao
I HAVE ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL OF THE BED.
Harbinger's a massive sentient starship though.
Arthus850 Actually, Harbinger is a massive, semi sentient synthetic organism. I say semi because all the reapers share a collective intelligence in the form of that stupid star kid.
Arthus850 he's beyond your comprehension
Shepard: "Oof, what a night...But look who's here."
Traynor and Chambers, in unison: "You have a new message on your private terminal."
Underrated
Sheppard - "Ah what a night. But look who's here."
Saren - "....."
Sheppard - "S..Saren? What are you-"
Saren - "I was forging an alliance between Organics and Machines."
I mean...Saren was pretty damn hot tho....
I dunno, maybe I just have a thing for Turians.
we'll bang, okay?
I'd put a ring on that finger.
The council thought you could use some help on this one.
PFFFF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Saren: The relationship was symbiotic. Organic and machine intertwined, a union of flesh and steel. The strengths of both, the weaknesses of neither!
- Shepard: "... I should go..."
- Saren with a sadistic tone: "We must work with the Reapers!"
Shepard: hey wow look who's here
Wrex: Shepard.
Grunt: Shepaaaaard.
Shepard-Commander
Mordin: Shepard exellent timing
Coos Oorlog Omg =)))))))
Blazer i imagined wrex, grunt and mordin on the bed and shepard like WTF happened....
miguel mosiah huerta sanchez that would indeed be disturbing XD.
i truly love that shepard wakes up as though she doesn't have 13 different neck and spine problems after resting her head on a fully fucking armored turian all night
harsh turian contraception
@@user-qe9vn6jq1z That and being cybernetically enhanced during resurrection and perhaps even ME2.
That and being cybernetically enhanced during resurrection and perhaps even ME2.
"Omph. What a night. And looks who's here."
"Shepard-commander."
"What the- Legion?! How did we even have sex?!"
"...There was a hole."
Viktor Hofer
And now, I'm going to keelah bitch.
kirikakirikakirika
Tali: "Emergency induction port....."
Shepard: "That's a straw, Tali"
Tali: "EMERRR....GENCY INDUCTION PORT"
LMAO. This would've been a great line during sex.
KEELAH
kirikakirikakirika No data available
Infinexos Covica s....😂
Shepard: Wow, look who it is.
Blasto: Enkindle this
My god i wasn't expecting that one
This one doesn't think the comment is appropriate lol.
This one thinks that this comment is very politically incorrect.
@@philipped.r.6385 So?
@@IllusivePrime This one thinks that the Enkindlers would not approve. :P
Made a fun game of "guess whose foot that is" while watching this video.
Same!
srh2011g same here
Same here. The other races were easy. The humans...Not so much. (I never romance the humans anyway XD)
Same
While I was wondering who tf goes to bed with heavy boots.
The comments made this view totally worth it.
I don't know which ones are funnier, the Grunt and Wrex, the Reapers, or the Anderson one.
+Demitrium Same
Welcome to the glorious humor of mass effect comment sections
This makes it all worth it.
This. Is. True.
Morinth: what a night... but look who's here!
*pans to dead shep*
Morinth: well lets go see who's up!
Underrated
He embraced eternity alright
Shepard: What a night... but look who's here
Conrad: Wow, my wife is going to be so impressed!
Shepard: Conrad, you don't have a wife..
@@Wendy-zv7jy Conrad: I can be the wife. I already have the dress, it's very tasteful
"Oof, what a night... but look who's here."
" i am a biotic god."
"Did we just..."
"Fear me..."
I hate/love that I know who the second person is
@@therealgrayham206 volus: "yes you shall feel my great biotic wind it's like ...a biotic wind"
Shepard: "Hey, wow, look who's here"
Thane: "Kalahria, lord of hunters, I ask forgiveness."
"C'mon, let's go see if anyone else has arisen from the dead overnight."
@@the_infinexos "Shepard-Commander. I have comt to your party after memory backup."
I was looking for that Thane comment lmao
Too soon
I thought the Lord Of Hunters was Amonkira?
Garrus: "Yeah, I hung out a lot of places last night. Your upper body, your lower body ... pretty much all the parts in-between."
Tali: "KEELAH I'M GOING TO THROW UP"
Lower wards, near the bottom.
Now we know Garrus sleeps in his armor XD
So he doesn't have to calibrate it again :D
Seems he bangs in it too
Or Bioware can't be bothered to make alternative character models...
Don't you know? All turians sleep in armor, got to be prepared at all times.
@@sirshotty7689 Considering how Garrus spent some of his time at the party, that makes sense lol
Shepard: Hey look who's up!
Fem Shep: I was about to say that...
Shepard: Come on... let's go see who's up.
I was just imagining that
This was the perfect place to say "I should go."
I was gonna put another like but 454 is my favorite number
OMG for a moment when FemShep was waking up with Kaiden, I thought that FluffyNinjaLlama had managed to do some remarkable editing. Then I was disappointed that it was only Kaiden...
Ever imagined fing yourself
Garrus brought his "protection".
All three layers: kinetic barrier, armor...and the other one.
Geth Shield Tech
EnthrallingBass140 All perfectly calibrated
He has reach
Quite litteraly.
Shepard: oof, what a night but look who's here...
Thane: *leans in for a kiss*
Kolyat: YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM SHEPARD
Even Kolyat would know "you're" from "your".
@@AnvilshockHopefully they learned the difference in the last 7 years.
Romancing Thane makes waking up 1000x sadder.
Meeper Creeper Fucking Kai Lang! he still had time!
+Seth ノートン At least their fight scene was bad ass
Yeah.. Whole team just standing there and not doing anything? So epic
@@Gurben Not to mention that when Thane went to the Dantius tower - he saved the salarian engineers by sniping am merc's head off from afar. The only reason he didnt do that there is that he actually wanted to die.
Okay, tali waking up with her suit, I can understand.
But garrus waking up in full armor after an implied night of wild sex ? What in the fuck
At least he had protection.
(Don't hit me.)
lol
Shepard: It was just a dream...
Garrus: Shepard!
Shepard: Nooo-!
@@brigadier-tc8565
Im Garrus Vakarien and this is my rectom
@@agreeable8255 OH SHIIIT!
I could never bring myself to do that
For some reason, hearing Shep say "Hey. Wow. Look who's here" over and over got funnier over time.
"Hey. Wow. Look who's here."
-"Shepard-Commander."
The fact there is no change even though they do it 28 times.
MaleShep: Well look who's here...
Anderson: You did good son... you did good.
What the FUCK
nvboeglnb I'm crying xD
Omfg NOOOOO
TOO SOON
Why did this make me sad? 😭
I can't stop laughing at Shepard's morning after with Javik XDDDD.
Not. A. Word.
phantommangagirl Jarvik seduced her with some Sexy Human Mating Calls: Ugh Ugh Ugh Urgh Urgh!!
Jack Swallow =[_]=. . . . =∆=. . . . =_=. . . . = =. . . . - - . . . . sad, but true
I love how it even has special music to go along with it.
Old comment, but I could totally see him having just hopped in to troll her without anything happening.
Femshep: "What a night...but look who's here."
Wrex: "You can say that again."
Femshep: "Huh!?"
Wrex: "Word of advice: you'll be walking funny for a little while. Heh Heh heh."
😂
That would be priceless ;D
Carter Heer is that a reference to Iron bull?
Carter Heer Maleshep would be funnier
I wish that was possible lol
FemShep: Man what a night, but look who's here.
Husk: GRAAAAAAAHHHH!
The Kerminator I fucking spat cereal through my nose reading this 😂
The husk head from the Leviathan dlc?
Joseph Abruzzi LMFAO
"WT*!?!?"
Funnier than Harbinger. Thank you! XD
Shepard: Hey look who's up!
Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Shepard: Come on, let's go see who up.
Shepard: Hey, look who's up!
Legion: We are forming a consensus, please return later.
Shepard: Well, look who's here...
Husk: AAAAGHAOSDJFOWEKL
Shepard: Come on... Let's see who else is up...
Shepard: Well, look who's here.
TIM: We'll stay in touch . . . Shepard.
Shepard: ... Let's see who else is up...
Shepard: Hey, lookmwho's up
Mordin: Agh, Shepard, excellent timing! Hormones right now at its highest peak. Ready for another one?
Shepard: Come on, let's see if anyones up.
Shepard: Hey look who's here!
Grunt: Heh heh heh!
Shepard: Come on lets see who else is up.
13 minutes of after-sex interactions.
Well spent.
"Oof what a night, but look who's here...."
"Siha, I am always with you...."
***** I miss him..... T.T
Oh my god, do I cry!
Who was this
IF ONLY
OMG :,(
Shepard: Hey. Wow. Look who's he-- WHAT?!
Wrex: Shepard.
Shepard: I should go.
LOL everyone else is all 'oh hello dear I am so happy', Garrus is all 'damn I totes banged the Commander LOLZ'
Not Javik 😂
Most are, but more than a few aren't.
Shepard: “Ugh what a night, but look whose here…”
Garrus: “Shepard I genuinely don’t know how to take this thing off I’ve been wearing this same armor since I put it on 15 years ago and I honestly think it’s melded to my body at this point”
Shepard: “Come on, let’s go see if anyone else is up”
Idk if i should cry or laugh
Shepard: Wow, what a night but look who's here.......
Everybody wakes up in the same room
War Assets are over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We banged, ok? Every single one of us.
Alotta war ASS sets there...
I was so sad I only got 8.1k war assets. I wanted to get over 9000; the reapers wouldn't have stood a chance.
I knew that achievement was missing. Damn it.
@@Camelotsmoon I broke the counter. Mine went from 9999 to 0 so I needed to restart.
Shepard: Good morning... So... that's why they call you "Grunt."
Grunt: Heh heh heh...
LOL
Hate to think that he's technically less than a year old.
@@disappointment7463 why dont you take a seat
Tbf Steve Blum has a voice that makes ovaries explode lol. Wouldn't wanna romance Grunt though, ew, that's like incest! Grunt is my precious baby Krogan! Still a hilarious comment though.
Dude grunt is the murder baby you pedo
Shepard: Ugh, what a night. But look who's here...
Jacob: Look at thiiiiiis...like sneaking into the captains quarters...
Shepard: oh god
Jacob: Heavy risk, but the priiiiiize.
...My eyes..They're bleeding lol
Albert Wesker I can't believe
CHRIST xD
lol he kissed tali's helmet
who wouldnt tho
+Jaxon Sutton ya who
Of course he would. Tali is best girl.
Don't forget about the nerve-stim pro deluxe edition xD.
@@hushthebow9472 Agreed! What else you gonna do?
I wanted to see one where Fem Shep woke up between Grunt and Wrex... And she was just staring at the camera in complete shock.
Both: Shepard.
Male Shepard would be even funnier.
GENIUS!
PRICELESS!!!
Funnier would be femshep looking like the cat that got the cream (two quad's worth) and Grunt and Wrex are lying there stunned like WTH just happened
D'Oh, I was waiting for:-
Shepard: hey wow look who's here, how do you feel Legion?
Geth Prime: We are not Legion.
This hurts far more than I was expecting
Shephard: *starts crying "JUST GO, LEAVE!"
11:50 I love how the music just changes suddenly and you can tell right away the game is about to troll you.
It makes NO SENSE that half these guys are still in their armor... it looks seriously uncomfortable.
Don't knock it till you try it.
Nevi234 the best thing is that most of squad members have formalwear, they could just do a palette swap of this to make a casual wear for the guys, and it would look much more comfortable. (also, imagine garrus in normandy logo shirt :) )
Nevi234 I think Miranda was the only one who was comfortable. and maybe Tail because she must be use to sleeping in her suit unless she sleeps in something else.
we'll bang okay NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE TOOK THE NAMMMMMMEEEEEEEE
+we'll bang okay your name is relevant
I'm just imagining Jennifer Hale and Mark Meer standing in the recording booth saying these lines while the other VAs just walk in and out.
I died when female Shepard was so disappointed that she had sex with Javik. xD
disappointed i think is and under statement
Well he didn't do it for 50k years. Have some understanding
Oh come on, lol. But now that I think of it, yeah. Javik killed it.
@@bossshun9 imagine finding the last of a died out race and bang him :D
I ended up there and she have a Garrus romance guess what Garrus said at the Normandy...
Fem shep : *wants to talk to Garrus*
Garrus: :Not NOW!
Shepherd: What a night, and look whose here!
Hanar: This One enjoyed the cross-species sexual encounter. This One was hailing the Enkindlers! This One would also recommend you access a local clinic as you might be contaminated!
Blake Eb All the tentacles
They made a Action Movie with a Hanar in the lead AS A SPECTER
(my favorite scene when Shepard fight with him XD)
Damn, a hanar spends the night with Shepard and doesn't even share it's Soul Name? Coooold.
@@sigheyeroll I'm glad someone beat me to making that point hahaha
Let's all appreciate how healthy MShep's and Jack's relationship seems, just oozing with care, positive affirmation and friendly banter!
Also very touching to see Jack being so happy :)
I wish there was one where like Femshep and Miranda wake up together and freak out. Lol
A: Shepard waking up alone is kinda sad. B: I love how the music changes with Javik compared to the others.
Shepard: Oof, what a night... good thing we took the time to strap all of our clothes back on, perfectly, while nearly blackout intoxicated, so that no one who happens to be looking at us right now will have a minor heart attack over seeing us half-naked. I mean, come on, honey. I can't sleep without my combat boots keeping my feet warm. No, I will not stop kicking you.
Come on. Let's see if anyone else is dressed-- er, up.
+Mel Thorn at least it was lamp shaded by Tali.
And Tali might be the ONLY character who has an excuse to get dressed afterwards.
What can I say? Shepard got dem skillz
+Commander Shepard How was Javik? :D
Illusive Prime He used the wrong hole... x_x
Tali: Who put my suit back on?
Shepard: Um you did
Tali:...
Shepard: You were very drunk
You drunk too? :p
Peter Parker Hey! A superhero I am making called the Emerald Spider. (basically the Spider-man/Spider-woman of the Mass Effect universe)(I have not decided if the Em. Spider going to be male or female yet.) I already have a preset story, the Em. Spider's father (which I will call "The Sergeant" was a war hero of a few interdimensional wars, and the mother (Mayla) is the daughter of Commander Shepard and Tali Zorah. They are both hybrids. The Sergeant was human, but became a hybrid because of a mishap with ancient tech. Hybrids are superior in many respects, but have weaknesses of their own. The males have the strength of 3 people and the speed of 2. The females have the strength of 2 people and the speed of 3. They are also immune to all dextro and levo based sickness and disease. Plus they can turn radiation into any type of energy they need/want. However their strength is derived from the radiation they absorb, however they cannot let their radiation levels get too low or too high or it could kill them. Because of a serum that the Em. Spider took, blocked out most of his/her energy making abilities, but did give him/her other advantages. Now imagine the proportionate strength and speed of a spider with the hybrids strength and speed multipliers, enhanced sight and hearing (to make up for lack of spider sense), and his suit makes up for the rest of his powers. Now the radiation he/she can absorb is unlimited and is no longer in danger if radiation levels gets too high or too low, but the only energies they can make now are bioelectric shock and a healing energy (like in Skyrim), but if radiation runs out he/she cannot make these energies. The suit that the Em. Spider wears (that is primarily colored black and secondarily colored green) has some things different compared to Spider-Man. For one hardlight web shooters (and they can retract the web lines if needed), web grenades based on the original web formula, an extendable/retractable web cape to glide (should he/she need to) a grapple if webs run out, tactical vision, and the suit allows the user to climb walls. The suit is also self-repairing and can treat the users injuries to an extent. The Em. Spider's motivation is that he/she will want to to try to do better than their father, mother, and grandfather by showing that you can take down the bad guys without killing them. Oh and like his father he has trained with Batman and Spider-Man.
What do you think? Anyone can respond to this.
Mr. Arachnid is it a story your making?
Peter Parker More like a continuation of a story I already made that focused on "The Sergeant", but will now be focusing on one of his children.
Mr. Arachnid nice man :)
Shepard: Ugh, what a night, but look who's here . . . NO WAI-
Harbinger: *ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. DO NOT RESIST. SUBMIT NOW, SHEPARD. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.*
**Critical Mission Failure**
Well, in theory, Shep/Harbinger is even possible XD All thanks to assuming direct controll over someone.
And yes, the double “l“ in “control“ was intended;-) EDI proofed that A.I.s are trolls^^
That should have like... A .1% chance of happening!
Joker: Commander? You u-
*Harbringer is tied up and Femshep is in dominatrix gear*
Femshep: WHO’ ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL NOW?!
Joker: *Slowly closes door*
Just a random guy using the "heresy" stamp that I created more than 10 years ago? Worth a like.
This is hilarious.
Shepard: Wow, what a night. And look who's here.
Legion: Shepard-commander.
Surprised someone hasn't made a Shepard wakes up with Shepard. Male with Female Version)
Alternate end to citadel dlc shepard wakes up with his/her clone.
deltaspartan122
I approve of hot clone sex.
deltaspartan122 Does that count as homosexual or Masterbation?
***** Lets not think do much on it and also don't ever get into anime/kingdom hearts fandom it sometimes makes you go 'what do they call it' and have huge and long debated about it. Like the whole Sora/Roxas sex debate.
I'm always down to bone my clone
"Oof, what a night. But look who's here."
"You did good, child. You did good. I'm proud of you."
kirikakirikakirika This is the best.... and worst comment
James Ligon Jr
Lol, I know. ;P
kirikakirikakirika by the godess, that is by far the most creepy one.
kirikakirikakirika safeword! Now I can't unthink it! AAAAAAAH
I'm going to hell for laughing at this, aren't I?
Kaidan's line, "Why don't you scoot a little closer and find out." Wow that made me giggle.
Shepard:Oof what a night, but look who's... i need a girl friend
Shepard: Hey. Wow. Looks who's here. How do you feel? Javik: I Always like throwing things in your airlock
Zaeed:.. You're a woman of many talents, Shepard.
Femshep: Not. A. Word.
Sheppard's reaction to Javik is utterly priceless.
javik's music is just fantastic ahahahah
NOT A WORD
How can Garrus be so awkward and yet so smooth?
Organic Fantasy calibrations
Methinks a better title for this is 28 days of Shepard - a typical month in Anderson's old Apartment.
hahahahahahahahahahah javik
- hum it turns out there is one thing primitive are good at.
shepard - not a word
The whole DLC price was worth it just to have this interaction
I accidentally got that on my first Mass effect playthrough and I started panicking and I didn't stop for about three days. My dad doesn't let me have in-game romances, and I thought I would get in trouble.
And thus I never spoke to Javik again .
Gabrielle Bénard Yeah! Funny, right?!
meanwhile, Kasumi is sitting in the chair, wathcing... recording...
@@sandrols7 ... rewatching
Shepard: Ugh, what a night! But look who's here.
Grunt: I tried sleeping on the couch, but I got scared.
I wish this was one, it be so cute to see Shepard’s son there with them
Ugh what a night but look who's here
This is an outrage the council shall hear of this Shepard
Let's see if anyone else is up
GODDAMMIT UDINA 😂
FemShep: What a night ... but look who's here?
MaleShep: What a night... but look who's here?
Colonel Campbell: TIME PARADOX!
TheWe1c0meMatt I think that takes "go fuck yourself" to a whole new level...
shid bro they didn't understand the future better
i think one of them stole mikes time machine
Daniels: Timeline change IMMENIENT!
Actually, it would be do damn great if you could import your female Shep and the "clone" would be the female Shep and you as your male Shep could romance your female Shep if you spared her at the end of the DLC. That would have been amazing.
The music started to get REALLY annoying pretty quickly...
12:13 - didn't have any idea Kasumi was romance option all this time...
Neither did I
I don't get it
@@Poko14 Kasumi likes to poke around in Stealth mode 90% of the time...get it now?...
@@Summon256 oohh so she's supposed to be invisible there?
@@Poko14no she’s not actually there
Did Garrus have sex, get up, put his armor BACK on, and then return to bed and sleep in it?
Your guess is as good as mine
The armor is his cloths :P
***** There's one only answer: Emergency Induction Port.
Everyone did that apparently
@@victorgz2907Garrus: yeah sounds about right I calibrated that for my girlfriend alll night
“What a night. But look who’s here...”
“You just broke the one rule, Shepard. But I’ll let it slide.”
Javic's wake-up is the best.
Oh shit! Fem Shep and the Prothean?! Lmao! "Not...A...Word."
Wonder what happened! XD
Wish there was one with Samara. :)
I know! When I saw the one with Javik I nearly busted a gut. Was just like: "no....she didn't...ahahahahahah!"
Seth Krist
how can I fix that? How to be with Kaidan, not with Javik ?!!! How that hapend any ways ? O.o
Think it's the default if you don't flirt/romance with anyone else. Just romance Kaiden and invite him to the party and all should be fine.
Seth Krist
noo.. I romansed Kaidan ,and only him from ME1 till ME3. And we got together and everything, and he was on the party , but still I woke up with Javik O.o I was like WTF ?! What did I do, WHY ??? :DDD
Mary Ann In the very beginning of the game, when Kaidan is in hospital. You need to buy him the bottle of whisky from the Sirrta Supplies vendor in the hospital lobby and give it to him during the visit when he wakes up. That will open up the romance. Make sure to visit him every time he mails you.
1:07 was the best. The romantic background music when Tali says "Keelah... I'm going to be so sick" was priceless.
javiks wake up scene was classic
the music was even funnier XD
Finally played the trilogy about a month ago and Javik's was the result the first playthrough and I about died laughing.
It kind of made up for losing Mordin.
Cortez has such bright shiny teeth. He must be using Trynor's toothbrush. XD
I always thought garrus was the ultimate ladies man.
Yeah! Yet he's so awkward, I love it.
Shepard: Hey look who is up!
Reaper: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Shepard: Come on, let's go see who up.
You just knocked me out of my chair... Bravo
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHINGG