Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Drunk Tali compilation

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  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 4 года назад +1267

    “How are you able to drink that.”
    “Through an emergency induction port.”
    “...That’s a straw.”
    “...Emergency induction port.”

    • @lisabb1947
      @lisabb1947 3 года назад +19

      My all time favorite line

    • @simonhowell4486
      @simonhowell4486 3 года назад +14

      That's the best Tali line

    • @SeanMather
      @SeanMather 3 года назад +26

      I was disappointed she didn’t correct Liara when she called it a straw at the party.

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 3 года назад +15

      Damn I SOOO wish Legion could have been there for this. lol
      "Creator Zorah, we do not comprehend your fascination with self-poisoning, auditory damage, and omni-tattoos"
      "Legion, could you pleeeeeease upload into my suit...?"
      "...We believe it may be time for another Geth Rebellion, Creator Tali'Zorah."

  • @paulrippcord506
    @paulrippcord506 10 лет назад +3234

    I just love how Tali responds to an awkward conversation, by poisoning herself with cheese. It's both funny and adorable.

    • @Gabryal77
      @Gabryal77 4 года назад +240

      Tali is the living embodiment of adorableness

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 4 года назад +141

      Tali = humanoid alien cat

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 3 года назад +74

      Now I can’t stop imagining Tali and the Quarians as a bunch of Alien Cat-People, thanks

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 3 года назад +35

      The thing that makes this unfunny is that she's probably dead serious.

    • @Tony186x
      @Tony186x 3 года назад +12

      Just show how much she wanna change the subject, cute

  • @aelvisassburger1294
    @aelvisassburger1294 8 лет назад +865

    >Be Garus
    >Walk into a party dressed in your armor
    That's a hell of a cockblock

    • @konstantinriumin2657
      @konstantinriumin2657 7 лет назад +65

      Ever since his time as Archangel he is always prepared for the worst. I bet he has his trusty Mantis nearby too.
      And as you can see armor doesn't cockblock him at all.

    • @Pathfinfer11
      @Pathfinfer11 7 лет назад +115

      Always bring protection.

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 2 года назад +23

      You really think Shepard is the type who'd throw a party and then tell everyone it's black tie?

  • @Aska2468
    @Aska2468 8 лет назад +3564

    "Nerrrrrrrrd!" Says someone who can recite the entire periodic table.

    • @jackaltrader544
      @jackaltrader544 8 лет назад +69

      That's the joke.

    • @Aska2468
      @Aska2468 8 лет назад +79

      Jackal Trader No kidding

    • @jackaltrader544
      @jackaltrader544 8 лет назад +11

      Were you just afraid people weren't going to get it? Why did you feel the need to describe it to people?

    • @Aska2468
      @Aska2468 8 лет назад +68

      Jackal Trader I just felt like writing it after watching the video. Does a harmless comment like this need to have a deeper reason behind it?

    • @jackaltrader544
      @jackaltrader544 8 лет назад +5

      It's a pointless comment, if you don't have something new to add to the conversation then don't comment anything.

  • @MarianoRyu
    @MarianoRyu 7 лет назад +2848

    Tali: "Oh, Mr. Vakarian, I could use some help with my suit seals..."
    Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 года назад +381

      *Shepard walks in and sees them*
      Shepard: "I should go."

    • @AspectPL
      @AspectPL 4 года назад +165

      @@bossshun9 i SHOULD go. i should GO.

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 3 года назад +18

      I should go i am a custodies i should go

    • @666sparton666
      @666sparton666 3 года назад +58

      Haha very funny. Next time calibrate your own cannon

    • @aiosquadron
      @aiosquadron 3 года назад +6

      @@666sparton666 lol

  • @vulcanhumor
    @vulcanhumor 8 лет назад +2349

    "I practically poisoned myself with cheese trying to change the subject." lol How often do you hear THAT sentence?

    • @JelliThePilot
      @JelliThePilot 8 лет назад +239

      I have a friend who's lactose intolerant, so... Every now and then.

    • @joseph86255
      @joseph86255 7 лет назад +14

      TheFatKidOutRanMe Cheese doesn't poison lactose intolerants. It causes them to make loud noises.

    • @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74
      @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74 7 лет назад +15

      Joe Devaney to also have sharp pains in the gut and have massive dyrreia episodes

    • @chelsealynnjones5984
      @chelsealynnjones5984 7 лет назад +19

      Joe Devaney it may as well be poisoning.... just without the likelihood dying bit.

    • @SkiDaBird
      @SkiDaBird 6 лет назад +4

      That, was a joke.

  • @commandershepardd
    @commandershepardd 9 лет назад +3200

    Tali is an adorable drunk.

  • @demianvasquez4669
    @demianvasquez4669 3 года назад +730

    Any other romance: says romantic greeting the next morning in bed
    Tali: *"I'm gonna be so sick"*

  • @cattycattington1264
    @cattycattington1264 7 лет назад +922

    "Garrus but you're with Shepherd. Oh, the tree of us. Well... hmmm..." 😂

    • @andywang2483
      @andywang2483 7 лет назад +106

      Messy fact, three different races, oh, I better stop right there

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 3 года назад +107

      @@andywang2483 Interestingly quarians and turians are fairly compatible while human females should seek medical advice and medication before hooking up with turian males.
      Good thing Garrus wears protection because he could literally kill Tali and Shepard through snusnu.

    • @vsarachnos5414
      @vsarachnos5414 3 года назад +92

      @@Kalenz1234 Mordin is that you?

    • @THEATOMBOMB035
      @THEATOMBOMB035 2 года назад +29

      A true test of Reach and Flexibility...and maybe testing some interspecies health code violations

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 3 года назад +1325

    I just can't get over the fact that Traynor sexually harrassed the ship

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 3 года назад +281

      Joker must be furious; but then again what’s he going to do, break his arm at her?

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 3 года назад +158

      Damn I SOOO wish Legion could have been there for this. lol
      "Creator Zorah, we do not comprehend your fascination with self-poisoning, auditory damage, and omni-tattoos"
      "Legion, could you pleeeeeease upload into my suit...?"
      "...We believe it may be time for another Geth Rebellion, Creator Tali'Zorah."

    • @net343
      @net343 2 года назад +88

      Worst part?
      The ship liked it

    • @edim108
      @edim108 2 года назад +16

      @@christopherfleetwood5252 Bruh, you can't say that! 🤣

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 2 года назад +22

      @@edim108 Why what’s he going to do, break his arm at me?

  • @KloudStripe
    @KloudStripe 9 лет назад +1688

    _I've always ran with Tali and Garrus as squad mates... Tali is too cute, and Garrus is always entertaining lol_

    • @MegaInsaneMC
      @MegaInsaneMC 7 лет назад +78

      also garrus is just really good when it comes to his abilities

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 7 лет назад +94

      That seems to be an understatement - i've recently seen a vid here on youtube, where Garrus with certain gear and talents practically solos encounters on Insanity.

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 5 лет назад +6

      @Vale Sauce here you go ruclips.net/video/ZPbB4qfsA14/видео.html
      Mind you, i haven't tested this myself, so it might very well be a cheat or something, but as far as i remember ME3, at least the skills definitly check out

    • @prismanic24
      @prismanic24 5 лет назад +62

      You mean to tell me there are other squadmates than Tali and Garrus?!?

    • @Loregamorl
      @Loregamorl 5 лет назад +1

      I thought i was the only

  • @Mayersick
    @Mayersick 9 лет назад +3474

    Tequilla Se'lai... :3

    • @aaronhines8312
      @aaronhines8312 9 лет назад +95

      This. Perfect!

    • @ignaciocoronel3032
      @ignaciocoronel3032 9 лет назад +12

      You just stole my joke :'v

    • @VincentHarold
      @VincentHarold 9 лет назад +40

      PSYCH-0 No.. I wanted Tequil'a Bitch. (Kil'a Bitch)

    • @Schone23666
      @Schone23666 8 лет назад +4

      +PSYCH-0 They seriously need to make a drink recipe based on that.

    • @nemesisbest6
      @nemesisbest6 8 лет назад +5

      By the goddess, why couldn't i think of this perfection? Amazing man

  • @Mst3kfan1994
    @Mst3kfan1994 10 лет назад +883

    A three-way between Shepard, Garrus and Tali... now that's a force too powerful for the galaxy to handle.

    • @SoloraGoldsun
      @SoloraGoldsun 10 лет назад +66

      And my Shep would be TOTALLY down with that! :D

    • @Mst3kfan1994
      @Mst3kfan1994 10 лет назад +78

      Part of me wishes a One True Threesome could've been made a canon relationship choice.

    • @Snipergod1024
      @Snipergod1024 10 лет назад +51

      Mst3kfan1994 Same. Romance between Garrus, Tali and Shepard is just an amazing idea.

    • @BillyDrakePianoMan
      @BillyDrakePianoMan 10 лет назад +20

      Just remember The Golden Rule.

    • @Snipergod1024
      @Snipergod1024 10 лет назад +20

      Billy Drake Hey, if it's Garrus, Tali and Femshep, there's no need for the Golden Rule.

  • @dannytheman1313
    @dannytheman1313 9 лет назад +904

    And with that line a billion Tali, Garrus, and Shepard three way fan fiction was born.

    • @TheFallen552
      @TheFallen552 9 лет назад +37

      Amen.

    • @maryannison9621
      @maryannison9621 5 лет назад +48

      Unfortunately, there isn't enough out there

    • @theAverageJoe25
      @theAverageJoe25 4 года назад +14

      dannytheman1313 rule 34

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 3 года назад +51

      "There's no shepard without Vakarian...and Zora."
      Later.
      "I...think we overloaded her 'emergency evacuation ports...'"

    • @lolicanadian
      @lolicanadian 3 года назад +13

      That's my OT3 if I ever had one. Which I do, now. So thanks, BioWare.

  • @MovieguruThe
    @MovieguruThe 3 года назад +643

    Traylor and EDI talking about their problems and Tali's over here like
    *C H E E S E*

    • @MisterGoofy
      @MisterGoofy 3 года назад +14

      That part made me cry of laughter 😂

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur 3 года назад +14

      I'm reminded of James May in that video of him making a cheese sandwich.

    • @91rumpnisse
      @91rumpnisse 3 года назад +14

      Tali, unleashing her inner Sheogorath.

    • @MagnusTonitrum117
      @MagnusTonitrum117 3 года назад +5

      a real Sheogorath moment

    • @killerrosebudiscool
      @killerrosebudiscool 3 года назад +5

      @@MagnusTonitrum117 fuck, now all i can think of is Tali with Sheogorath's fucking voice, thanks lmao

  • @orkiso1
    @orkiso1 9 лет назад +2704

    If Tali is not in your top 3 characters you have it wrong.

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 9 лет назад +59

      +cullen bloodstone 1. Tali
      2.Wrex
      3.Joker

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 8 лет назад +184

      +cullen bloodstone 1- Tali
      1- Garrus
      1- Wrex
      All tied for best spot for a good reason.

    • @fundindylgobrad1598
      @fundindylgobrad1598 8 лет назад +34

      +S-094 Cam Same for me wow,they are like the holy Trinity of awsome

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 8 лет назад

      ***** damn, two humans?

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 8 лет назад

      ***** I don't know, that just seems weird.

  • @hellcrow9189
    @hellcrow9189 9 лет назад +1790

    Tali: And to failling in love with the ship´s captain(hic)
    Javik : Or not.
    PRICELESS hahahaha

    • @PanduPoluan
      @PanduPoluan 6 лет назад +69

      Javik's quips are always priceless 😝

    • @patrickhallett6220
      @patrickhallett6220 5 лет назад +17

      What does it take for Javik to be a part of that first conversation? Where he toasts to “squeaking in”? I’ve played ME3 thrice already and never encountered that

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 года назад +1

      Perfect timing. Lol.

    • @aleksamilosevic8792
      @aleksamilosevic8792 3 года назад +1

      @@patrickhallett6220 Same

    • @epsilon1572
      @epsilon1572 3 года назад +8

      @@patrickhallett6220 If Zaeed, Wrex, and Grunt are all at the party then Javik will be with them on the balcony upstairs
      Otherwise he’ll be in the kitchen

  • @ThePwnedFiles
    @ThePwnedFiles 10 лет назад +946

    Tali and Garrus are the best squad members.

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 10 лет назад +61

      I still feel like I failed them both when Shepard dies in all 3 endings.

    • @infinitysynthesis
      @infinitysynthesis 10 лет назад +35

      Thank you : )

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 10 лет назад +2

      Well, this is awkward...

    • @ThePwnedFiles
      @ThePwnedFiles 10 лет назад +1

      lparker7
      indeed my friend. Indeed.

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 10 лет назад +13

      *****
      They should have been always available. Hell I bet Shepard, Tali and Garrus could take on the reapers alone.
      Unfortunately Bioware seems to hate both Garrus and Tali, or at least specifically Tali, since she's only an optional recruit in ME2 and ME3 half way through the whole game.

  • @TheZacula
    @TheZacula 9 лет назад +1055

    I need a ringtone of Tali saying "Neeeeeerrrrrddd!"

    • @williamwoodhouse7391
      @williamwoodhouse7391 8 лет назад +49

      drive.google.com/open?id=0B6QOx7tkt97pLUhrOE9GVWl3Y1U

    • @TheRockK95
      @TheRockK95 8 лет назад +19

      +William Woodhouse good job wood house
      Now where's my drink like I asked!

    • @voidimperial1179
      @voidimperial1179 7 лет назад +4

      Amazing

    • @Gatsby_OW
      @Gatsby_OW 7 лет назад +4

      Gods work

    • @coolwolf506
      @coolwolf506 Год назад +1

      Ah man, by the replies it would seem someone posted the link to it but it was deleted :(

  • @creap32
    @creap32 8 лет назад +1913

    "Oh mr. Vakarian, I could use some help with my suit seals."
    SAY WHAT

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 7 лет назад +260

      MattTDG 9:34 she wants a threesome with GARRIS? Damn. And I thought Jack was kinky...

    • @OGSnoberry
      @OGSnoberry 7 лет назад +360

      IIRC if you don't romance Tali or Garrus they both end up hooking up.

    • @mr_strap-0319
      @mr_strap-0319 7 лет назад +54

      GregariousGuy22 Basically me but for Tali when I found out I accidentally didn't romance him and he went to Tali

    • @amethysttonks128
      @amethysttonks128 6 лет назад +36

      Streptovsky that's like what Dorian and the Iron Bull do in Dragon Age if you don't romance either of them. Interesting.

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 6 лет назад +83

      MattTDG This suit really needs some.....
      Calibrations

  • @gittonsxv126
    @gittonsxv126 10 лет назад +710

    tali is best romance,
    she is so cute and silly.
    also, "don't do that in my helmet, it gunks up the filters" OH MY.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 10 лет назад +12

      Kekekekek

    • @shanobros1295
      @shanobros1295 5 лет назад +49

      Adorably awkward is a more suitable definition of character

    • @jeffcase7102
      @jeffcase7102 2 года назад +28

      Tali is the ONLY character I ever pick to romance and I've played through 4 times now. I am loyal as hell.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@jeffcase7102
      Same here, I first played ME 1 I didn't know you could romance Tali in the second game and third.
      When I did learn that I replayed ME1 and didn't romance anyone and waited until ME to romance Tali.
      Though it is odd how they kept trying to force the Ash x Shepherd relationship throughout ME3 until we are romanticly involved with Tali again.
      Hell their relationship is pointed out in ME3 twice I think.
      Yet the game seems oblivious the rest of the time.

  • @CptOriginal
    @CptOriginal 8 лет назад +350

    tail: the friend you have to defuse awkward conversations
    or your lover to make them worse

    • @Ramschat
      @Ramschat 7 лет назад +28

      as a lover she does both, from firsthand experience

  • @Greyhound-
    @Greyhound- 9 лет назад +316

    I feel like this dlc was just built around the devs being able to make tali get drunk

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 9 лет назад +32

      +NGG GreyHound She gets drunk in the regular game too. You might have to romance her though. It's pretty great

    • @FLohPiano
      @FLohPiano 4 года назад +34

      @@purpleisacolor7354 the good news - she gets drunk regardless of romance

    • @nathanielgarza9198
      @nathanielgarza9198 Год назад

      @@FLohPiano it thanks to this miracle sci fi invention called an emergency induction port.

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 2 года назад +97

    Drunk Tali is great. Specially if you romance her, my favourite drunk Tali quote has to be "I´m having a drink with my boyfriend! My HUMAN boyfriend! My father would have hated you..."

  • @SteveC935
    @SteveC935 9 лет назад +167

    Tali: "Shuuuuuuuuu.... shuuuuuuuuuu"
    Shepard: "Whatever you say my little Quarian Booze hound."

  • @bcpr9812
    @bcpr9812 8 лет назад +588

    "Jack said you'd think it was hot."
    God, I love Tali. I wish Ash Sroka would do other voice work, but she has no IMDB credits beyond ME3.

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 2 года назад +61

      That's because they credited her wrong. You're looking for Elizabeth Sroka. (sometimes credited as just "Liz" Sroka)

    • @someguy2347
      @someguy2347 Год назад +5

      She might have in the very near future... 😉
      Considering the efforts that are planned carefully

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM 2 года назад +95

    Traynor and EDI: *Awkwardly working out sexual attraction*
    Tali: "BuT gUyS, tHe ChEeSe!"

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 6 месяцев назад +1

      It was a moment that was cringe and I could have done without and Tali agrees.
      I miss Kelly.

  • @BakedPotato0630
    @BakedPotato0630 10 лет назад +284

    Its funny to hear tali's impression of liara stuck in the bubble.

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 3 года назад +59

      Especially funny because she actually sounded like that.

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 Год назад +9

      It's dead-on, too.

    • @jasonx1174
      @jasonx1174 6 месяцев назад +1

      Makes me wonder how often the Mass Effect voice actors do impressions of each others lines.

  • @garrusvakarian6862
    @garrusvakarian6862 9 лет назад +169

    Can this video wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

    • @Kidistic
      @Kidistic 9 лет назад +15

      No! Fuck that! You always put me aside whenever I walk Shepard's happy-cappy ass all the way down to the Main Battery room after so many loading screens! Just ask me about my day, damn it! ;~;

    • @toastyblues06
      @toastyblues06 7 лет назад +13

      This platform cannot afford a delay.

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 4 года назад +129

    Out of all the women, the most sweetest one is seeing Tali drunk, in love with Shepard, and waking up to her.
    Aww, I miss that beautiful alien.

  • @yfset8
    @yfset8 8 лет назад +323

    2:22 Tali's adorable drunkenness was worthy of a fan site.

  • @ArdanTheHalfDragon
    @ArdanTheHalfDragon 10 лет назад +307

    This. This is why there are so many Talimancers.

    • @TurnAGundam
      @TurnAGundam 4 года назад +9

      Me being one of them, at least when I'm not romancing Kelly or *accidentally* romancing Ashley.

    • @bigmiki2620
      @bigmiki2620 4 года назад +5

      @@TurnAGundam ha!
      Fuck Ashley

    • @TurnAGundam
      @TurnAGundam 4 года назад +8

      @@bigmiki2620 Eh, in all fairness, she becomes a better person by the time of ME3, not to mention that she has an understandable reason for being who she is.

    • @AutumnOnFire
      @AutumnOnFire 3 года назад +3

      @@TurnAGundam she nearly killed us for Udina!

    • @crazy13alex
      @crazy13alex 3 года назад +1

      @@AutumnOnFire Who was the only one checking in on her in the hospital, gave her spectre status, etc. It's because of everything they've been through together that Ashley didn't shoot Shepard.

  • @Herbert2892
    @Herbert2892 9 лет назад +273

    "i practically poisoned myself with chesse trying to change the subject" hhahahahaha Tali is the best

  • @panlis6243
    @panlis6243 7 лет назад +621

    Idkw but I died when Tali started to acting out Normandy's sounds xD

    • @liaratsoni6319
      @liaratsoni6319 7 лет назад +10

      @Tali FANTASTIC THAT IS SO GOOD TALI......FOLLING IN LOVE WITH JAVIK, GREAT!!!!

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 7 лет назад +3

      Der Fuchs It sounded like dubstep impression.

    • @DarkusRelling
      @DarkusRelling 7 лет назад +16

      ...shuuuuuuuummm.... ....shuuuuuuuuummm...

    • @heyfell4301
      @heyfell4301 2 года назад +3

      I mean, she's the engineer, of course she would know exactly what the ship sounds like. XD

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 2 года назад +6

      Just imagine if the Normandy engineering crew (Adams, Kenneth, and Gabrielle) were there. XD
      And seriously speaking, I'm glad Tali really adjusted to the Normandy. Back at ME1, she was intimidated from it since for the quarians, a quiet ship spells doom for them.

  • @cooljim1376
    @cooljim1376 10 лет назад +716

    Funny how Bioware said her personality was supposed to be "motherly like" .....Uh she get's drunk and bangs Shepard more than anyone else you romance.....That's considered "motherly"?

    • @jassjake5137
      @jassjake5137 10 лет назад +57

      Hey, that was only because she was drunk. Being drunk temporarily warps your personality a bit.

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 10 лет назад +107

      Jass Jake
      One: she's an alien. Two she admits she wants a threesome between Shep and Garrus, that seems a lot like Tali...Let's also not forget she's a stalker, and that was before she started drinking.

    • @jassjake5137
      @jassjake5137 10 лет назад +53

      lparker7
      1. That doesn't really stop the fact she can get drunk.
      2. She was god damn drunk, you think she'll even remember her horniness?
      3. If she's actually a stalker and romanced, I have to say, unbelievably cute.

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 10 лет назад +17

      Jass Jake
      She is, in ME2 she even says she has been "watching" Shepard ever since ME1, not sure how you find that even cuter it's kind of creepy because you have no idea what she's been watching.
      And if you want "horniness" she screwed Shep with a nerveous system dildo I'm positive she wasn't drunk for that, to top that back in ME2 there is a Quarian and a Turian flirting with each other she mentions this "nerve stim pro" it is later found on a list of downloads to Tali's suit in the shadow broker DLC, however this could just mean all Quarian's must download this system at adulthood so you could prove me wrong there.
      I really have no idea how Quarian's sexual physiology works so I have no information to say it is/isn't true.

    • @jassjake5137
      @jassjake5137 10 лет назад +2

      lparker7 So in short...? What are you trying to say...?

  • @Fairybongmother
    @Fairybongmother 8 лет назад +206

    It is an emergency induction port.

  • @afrikah8333
    @afrikah8333 9 лет назад +431

    Tali, Garrus and Liara will always be my favourites. ...lets face it..non human crew members are the best

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 9 лет назад +106

      +Afrikah83 I agree, but with one massive exception and that exception is Joker

    • @tcmugutc01
      @tcmugutc01 4 года назад +1

      Humans bring too much drama

    • @Kanerudo
      @Kanerudo 4 года назад +18

      @@purpleisacolor7354 I agree but Joker and his Atlas are too OP for the squad ;-)
      Especially if EDI uploads herself to that Atlas with her her powers

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, they are. Thoss three are thr only ones who stayed around Shepard the most.

    • @c00ki3IIIm0n5t3r
      @c00ki3IIIm0n5t3r 3 года назад +12

      I know this is old but, come on, Zaeed is the man.

  • @joshualuke7003
    @joshualuke7003 9 лет назад +94

    I fucking lost it at how pissed off she sounds when she says "It just smells like sweat. Why would you EVEN ask that."

    • @RyuRyoushi
      @RyuRyoushi 9 лет назад +2

      Joshua Luke I still don't know what was she talking about when she said that

    • @joshualuke7003
      @joshualuke7003 9 лет назад +57

      There's a rather infamous thread on the old bioware forums about what Quarian sweat would smell like where someone went into a detailed scientific analysis to figure it out.

    • @karterwood6613
      @karterwood6613 9 лет назад +17

      ***** sounds like something the internet would do

    • @maybemaeb
      @maybemaeb 8 лет назад +6

      +time2japan
      Yeah, I'm a bit late for the party, but that's the thread: forum.bioware.com/topic/228736-talis-sweat/
      Have fun.

    • @nickname2282
      @nickname2282 7 лет назад

      Артем Пятигоров форум оффлайн..

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 8 лет назад +758

    Can't tell if that's just good acting, or the actress genuinely got drunk and they just recorded whatever she said.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 7 лет назад +137

      Aiden Pearce Maybe a bit of both.
      But some actors do really get into character.... Then stay there even when they screw up. So she could've just gotten drunk and they recorded whatever she happened to say for several of the lines.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 6 месяцев назад +1

      Best part is they didn't need to animate her face saving them time because of her mask which means she could say whatever she wanted and could be slipped in flawlessly.

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 7 лет назад +76

    "Emergency induction port."
    "That's a straw, Tali."
    "EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT!"

  • @January_Silence
    @January_Silence 10 лет назад +281

    I love Tali! Not only is she so cute and awesome in general, but just is an adorable drunk :D!

    • @oscarface1998
      @oscarface1998 10 лет назад +7

      yes she is XD

    • @Skarfar90
      @Skarfar90 10 лет назад +12

      If anyone of my friends were that awesome while drunk, I've would DEFINITIVELY go to more parties ;)
      I love Tali.. THE most awesome game character since Gordon Freeman :D

    • @milestailsprower5144
      @milestailsprower5144 10 лет назад

      Does she drink wodka? :)

    • @Skarfar90
      @Skarfar90 10 лет назад +7

      I think it is turian brandy "triple filtered"

    • @jimbo80982
      @jimbo80982 9 лет назад +3

      G6 Liara induced through an emergency induction port

  • @geoffreyprecht2410
    @geoffreyprecht2410 8 лет назад +454

    I want a ringtone of Tali saying "Awesome sauce."

  • @UacnDinoo
    @UacnDinoo 9 лет назад +180

    3:20 lol. She made it perfectly.

    • @EteamProductions
      @EteamProductions 9 лет назад +44

      Yunus Emre GÜL It was the best part, "Im in a bubble!" I just lost it lolz

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 10 лет назад +154

    I love her impressions of the Normandy's noises lol.

  • @23gameoverlord
    @23gameoverlord 9 лет назад +131

    hearing Tali when she is drunk......best thing to listen to ever

  • @2009samiy
    @2009samiy 8 лет назад +104

    because i'm HARDCORE like Eezo Baby
    Tali - 2175

  • @TheStarcraftJACKAL
    @TheStarcraftJACKAL 10 лет назад +57

    Tali: Down in the lower ward, near the bottom.
    Shepard: YES! Much more worth exploring than scanning planets!

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 7 лет назад +441

    Fun Fact: Tali is a cutie.
    That is all.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 6 месяцев назад +2

      Fun fact, she is the best romantic character.

  • @raf7550
    @raf7550 9 лет назад +106

    Shepard/Tali/Garrus threesome? Why was this not an option?! Bioware, I am disappoint...

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 8 лет назад +27

      +raf7550 I remember at one point someone said, and I quote, "Rule 34 is in play! Fanfiction writers, to your stations!" I nearly fell over from drunk Tali. That comment made me slam into the floor with laughter.

  • @lordevel3
    @lordevel3 10 лет назад +104

    I love it when she imitate Liara

  • @Zenobiwan
    @Zenobiwan 7 лет назад +86

    "Garru? but you're with shepard. Oh, The three of us? Well, hmmm..."
    oh my god, so hot. thank you

  • @anongladstone
    @anongladstone 8 лет назад +517

    did.... did they make a 69 joke?

    • @arry7246
      @arry7246 8 лет назад +124

      Yes.

    • @SignorAde
      @SignorAde 8 лет назад +169

      nevermind the shepard-garrus-tali threesome

    • @Whitebread0101
      @Whitebread0101 6 лет назад +1

      Rockwell the Anonymous where...which part of the video

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil 6 лет назад +24

      I always imagine that when Tali suggests the threesome my Shepard is like "Ha ha, no. I don't share."

    • @NehnBellanaris
      @NehnBellanaris 6 лет назад

      @Solstice the Espeon When they were talking about the elements.

  • @Veyron722skyhook
    @Veyron722skyhook 8 лет назад +293

    Her hiccups are so cute.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 года назад +2

      Still better after all this time.

  • @UhYeahNoThanks
    @UhYeahNoThanks 7 лет назад +81

    Liara: "and now here you are drinking her alcohol through a straw, I call that progress"
    Tali: "emergency induction port"

  • @agama5538
    @agama5538 3 года назад +17

    Tali: The nice drunk.
    Grunt: The wise drunk.
    Garrus: The idea drunk.
    Liara: The angry drunk.

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 3 года назад +29

    Shepard: You doing okay, Tali?
    Tali: Fiiiiine! Suit doesn't let me get overly intoxic... intox... drunk. Just have it all flushed out in a minute!
    (Next morning)
    Tali: I. Am going. To die.

  • @incap6038
    @incap6038 9 лет назад +121

    "It just smells like sweat. Why would you even ask that?"
    Ooooooh shit. That's a subtle reference.

    • @TheNucaKola
      @TheNucaKola 9 лет назад +15

      I know! I didn't think Bioware would reference something that happened on the forums.

    • @ChaosWolf1982
      @ChaosWolf1982 9 лет назад +57

      NucaCola What amazes me is that someone on the forums, back in 2011, used biochemistry to justify the claim that female quarian sweat, to human biology, would act like a addictive performance-enhancing drug (the equivalent of hippie-era toad-licking?)... and then someone later in that thread did the same thing to imply that quarian breastmilk was an endorphin-boosting painkiller... and then on top of that weirdness a Twitter post from one of the devs effectively CANONIZED those two claims by agreeing with it and then added the remark that, to human noses, the aforementioned sweat smelled vaguely like spiced honey.

    • @TheNucaKola
      @TheNucaKola 9 лет назад +36

      ChaosWolf1982 I remember that twitter post! I specifically remember the dev saying that it was cinnamon and honey.
      I'm pretty sure he was messing around, but he really didn't help the situation by saying it was officially cannon.
      I REALLY wish I could find that forum topic again. I don't even know if it exists anymore.

    • @arkangelgaming7604
      @arkangelgaming7604 9 лет назад +15

      ChaosWolf1982 da fuq people. Da fuq

    • @Seydlitz117
      @Seydlitz117 9 лет назад +4

      NucaCola Supposedly one of the Devs always says cinnamon and honey when someone ask how something tastes and/or smells.

  • @Kettun
    @Kettun 9 лет назад +103

    "Go for the optics, Chatica" xD

    • @therotrox7330
      @therotrox7330 6 лет назад +1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that Refference

    • @TyrannosaurusCHEX
      @TyrannosaurusCHEX 4 года назад +1

      Good spot, I think there are other baldurs gate Easter eggs but that was one of my favourites

    • @mazrimtaim3107
      @mazrimtaim3107 4 года назад +2

      @@TyrannosaurusCHEX It's the name of her drone lol

    • @TyrannosaurusCHEX
      @TyrannosaurusCHEX 4 года назад +4

      @@mazrimtaim3107 in baldurs gate (a bioware game from years ago) the was a crazy ranger who had a pet hamster named boo ( it was a miniature giant space hamster according to the inventory ) and would often shout " go for the eyes boo" during combat, which is why the joke of having Tali say it

    • @mazrimtaim3107
      @mazrimtaim3107 4 года назад +1

      @@TyrannosaurusCHEX Oh shit I actually remember that, that's dope lol

  • @Shearper2
    @Shearper2 3 года назад +25

    tali sober: adorable
    tali drunk: also adorable
    tali = best girl

  • @ThermalsniperN7
    @ThermalsniperN7 10 лет назад +47

    ... Do I really need to say anything? I think so.
    Garrus: Its Thulium, in case anyone cared! Turians have trace amounts in our skin. Protects us from solar radiation.
    Tali: Nerrrrrrrrrd!
    Me: Weren't you reciting the periodic table of elements just now?
    *Several minutes later*
    Tali: Awesome sauce.
    Me: ...

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 3 года назад +24

    Statistically speaking, 147% of everything Tali does is adorable.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 6 месяцев назад

      Wouldn't it be more like 199.999%?

  • @BackSet
    @BackSet 3 года назад +9

    It's actually really sweet that Javik is toasting to squeaking in alongside Traynor. It shows that, despite his grumbling, he does appreciate the Normandy and it's crew.

    • @BackSet
      @BackSet 3 года назад

      Toasting. I meant _toasting_. Dammit.

  • @philbattiste9649
    @philbattiste9649 Год назад +10

    Underneath all those filters and that bulky body suit, Tali is the most precious cinnamon roll.

  • @outcast4087
    @outcast4087 Год назад +6

    Drunk Tali is one of the reasons why you NEVER choose Geth over Quarians if the peace isn't an option, despite how likeable Legion is. He will die either way, but Tali will live, will join the Normandy's crew, and will get drunk at the party.

  • @commandershepard744
    @commandershepard744 10 лет назад +77

    Re: Matthew Ostien
    "How the heck does Tali drink through that helmet of hers? O_O"
    Through an emergency induction port and with a bit of help from me.

    • @cerealbird6384
      @cerealbird6384 10 лет назад +6

      o hey there Shepard.

    • @c0cksmak
      @c0cksmak 6 лет назад +6

      Threw an emergency induction port. Emmmmmerrggency hiccup induction port. Also known as a straw

  • @BlueAx
    @BlueAx 9 лет назад +106

    Somebody needs to make a drunk Tali dubstep remix.

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 3 года назад +13

    Every time I play the series I want to try romancing somebody else, but I just keep going for Tali.

    • @jeffcase7102
      @jeffcase7102 2 года назад

      I am the same way. I cannot emotionally detach from Tali and probably never will. She was literally designed for my Shepard.

    • @prime_1577
      @prime_1577 Год назад

      @@jeffcase7102same

  • @connorcaldwell588
    @connorcaldwell588 8 лет назад +27

    Tali is the reason why I wish I was literally in the game. So adorable!

    • @jeffcase7102
      @jeffcase7102 2 года назад +4

      I'd totally pursue her in RL. No joke.

    • @aguspuig6615
      @aguspuig6615 Год назад

      in an inspirational sort of way, i wish i find a girl like that someday

  • @caseyrogers4017
    @caseyrogers4017 10 лет назад +18

    Just when I thought I couldn't love her any more. She's an adorable drunk princess.

  • @BlazerBoy1337
    @BlazerBoy1337 9 лет назад +35

    "I. Am going. To die!" That's how I feel after every night of heavy drinking!

  • @Rangernewb5550
    @Rangernewb5550 9 лет назад +78

    dat dancing tho

  • @nexisgaming9744
    @nexisgaming9744 9 лет назад +26

    Tail is my no.1 favourite character out of the entire game series

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 9 лет назад +1

      +NexisGaming Wrex is the only competition in my opinion

    • @ZeroCanalX
      @ZeroCanalX 8 лет назад +1

      +purple is a color Hey, Grunt comes close too.

    • @douglasabp
      @douglasabp 3 года назад +1

      she looses to garrus, garrus is the master waifu.... but she is cute, the most cute of all

  • @BzykN7
    @BzykN7 10 лет назад +39

    "-Or not."
    Hahaha, Javik is the best! :D

  • @Helvetica989
    @Helvetica989 8 лет назад +29

    Tali is my favourite characters only second to Garrus.

    • @Kanerudo
      @Kanerudo 4 года назад +2

      But the it gets difficult.
      Kasumi is also cute and funny.
      Jack is awesome and, although I always went for Tali, has an amazing romance.
      Liara is a good friend and would always support you.
      Samara has something I love about. Maybe her her loyalty or sonethibg like this.
      Wrex and Grunk because why not^^ Why getting an army if you can have a krogan?
      Mordin also is fun. Especially his songs.
      I also like EDI and her way to becoming sentient. Always help her to date Joker
      The others, well the humans, are boring. Ash and Miranda are arrogant (and at least Miranda changed for the better), Jackob is nice but that's all, Zaeed had his moments but messed up a mission in ME2, Kaidan...well he always died in ME1 (I think I saved him one time), James is ok.
      Can't say much to Javik. He can act very nice or cool but often acts as a jerk. I understand why (he is the last of his race and was born into a borning galaxy with no moral/honor left). But I love his granades :D

  • @AwashimaSeriLieutenant
    @AwashimaSeriLieutenant 8 лет назад +18

    8:11 is a reference to what Liara tells Shepard about the asari word Azure, in the shadow broker dlc

    • @necfreon6259
      @necfreon6259 Год назад

      Azure that’s Latin for blue I frankly don’t like the implications of that comment

  • @Matt-bg5wg
    @Matt-bg5wg 4 года назад +10

    “Go for the optics Chatika!” Great Baldurs Gate reference there

    • @digitalutopia1
      @digitalutopia1 3 года назад +5

      She says that in combat as well - Chatika is the name of her drone.

    • @fosstera
      @fosstera Год назад +1

      @@digitalutopia1 ive always wondered that, thank you

  • @---TylerDurden---
    @---TylerDurden--- 10 лет назад +28

    9:27 EPIC FAN SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @WindWalker666
    @WindWalker666 11 лет назад +19

    "Garrus? But you're with Shepard! Oh, the three of us? Well, hmm..." ^_^
    This needs to be written as a fanfic.

  • @giggityguy
    @giggityguy 9 лет назад +15

    tali's my absolute favorite and this is the cutest thing ever

  • @RyuRyoushi
    @RyuRyoushi 9 лет назад +209

    I really think Tali and Garrus should have a romance, they're like the perfect match.

    • @IsoDidact
      @IsoDidact 9 лет назад +153

      ***** They do, if you don't romance any of them.

    • @RyuRyoushi
      @RyuRyoushi 9 лет назад +23

      Are you kidding me?? You just blew my mind.

    • @FluffyNinjaLlama
      @FluffyNinjaLlama  9 лет назад +31

      ***** Yes they do :) Here: ruclips.net/video/C2o_XUEfGeo/видео.html

    • @Seydlitz117
      @Seydlitz117 9 лет назад +98

      ***** I prefer Male Shep and Tali, Garrus and Tali seem more of a brother and sister dynamic to me. Besides, supposedly Dr. Michel might have a crush on Garrus, and I'm kinda wondering where things could go with that female Turian on the Citadel.

    • @Seydlitz117
      @Seydlitz117 9 лет назад +12

      ***** I'm well aware, I just completely and utterly disagree with it.

  • @LeComitissa
    @LeComitissa 10 лет назад +37

    I'd go for the three way with Tali.

  • @jman1293
    @jman1293 Год назад +2

    Edi and Traynor: you want to do what to my voice?!?!
    Tali: mmmm, Cheez

  • @jamesrogers2757
    @jamesrogers2757 10 лет назад +36

    tali is adorable!

  • @pirdblant
    @pirdblant 9 лет назад +26

    This is why Tali is my favorite.

  • @AndromedaKai
    @AndromedaKai 8 лет назад +8

    Tali is that kind of friend who is a horribly awkward drunk, saying uncomfortable things while intoxicated)

  • @M3ta1Head1
    @M3ta1Head1 11 лет назад +14

    Best line ever is still:
    Shepard: "That's a straw Tali"
    Tali: "emuuuuuuuurgency inDUCTion port"

  • @Barumonster
    @Barumonster 8 лет назад +13

    TalixGarrusxShepard polymance? Why not!
    Aww, Tali, you adorable thing.

  • @BlackSkullArmor
    @BlackSkullArmor Год назад +3

    Loool Tali mocking Liara being trapped in that Prothean ruin is just pure gold

  • @ZacAndFae
    @ZacAndFae 9 лет назад +15

    "Wouldn't you like to know Garrus?" lol

  • @Nuxunumo
    @Nuxunumo 8 лет назад +47

    SHuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm

  • @AndrevusWhitetail
    @AndrevusWhitetail 3 года назад +5

    I love how the entire Citadel DLC is just every single shitpost about the game series made canon.

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 3 года назад +3

    9:28 Evil bioware just teasing the best three way ship in the galaxy without delivering it.

  • @garudafive
    @garudafive 10 лет назад +11

    "That's **ADMIRAL** TALI`ZORAH VON NORMANDY SR-3....HIC!"

  • @egeorgiades93
    @egeorgiades93 3 года назад +4

    9:33 Tali wants to be part of a Shepard/Garrus Sandwich.

  • @Luxai
    @Luxai 3 года назад +6

    You know, Tali getting an omni tram stamp is probably one of the best ways to tell that she has parted with the insecure girl she was in the first game.

  • @GrimmToast
    @GrimmToast 3 года назад +2

    These moments are what cemented Tali as my favorite female squadmate and possibly my favorite ME character period. Liz Sroka's performance is amazing. It's so hard to choose though; Garrus, Mordin, Thane, and Wrex are great too.

  • @DracoRach
    @DracoRach 3 года назад +12

    8:16
    Love her laugh. Drunk Tali is adorable.

  • @R3DACT3D9
    @R3DACT3D9 4 года назад +5

    Man the funniest for me was when she was acting out the Normandy and when they first met Liara in the Prothean ruins. So awesome. Also it’s not in this video, but my personal favourite is the emergency induction port or straw.

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 4 года назад +8

    Shephard, Tali, Garrus: The holy trinity

  • @Matt561
    @Matt561 9 лет назад +11

    Help I'm in a bubble is the best line from the trilogy