We Need a Dress Code at the Airport - Sebastian Maniscalco
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- Опубликовано: 28 апр 2024
- Sebastian Maniscalco complains about people who still pay with checks and talks about the pitfalls of shopping for clothes on clearance.
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His non-verbal communication is out of this world hilarious.
Absolutely!
Yo I'm the 500th like
He is so funny!!!!😁😁👍👍👍👍
Dude he's Italian, that's like built in.
Eyeballs especially
"I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable"
Lol
Comfortable means "I'm a slob so I'm comfortable."
Hahaha
The way he described an airport way EXACTLY how Orlando International looked the last time I flew. It was HORRENDOUS!!!!
I don't understand how people can leave their house looking like that. But, to travel like that way??? That is a while other level of trash.
I have more respect for myself than to leave the house looking like a slob that just woke up, didn't shower, or brush their teeth, and thought; "Right now would be a good time to hop on a plane."
@@stacie7766 LAX is like that too! It's VILE!
The reason why he’s so good is bc he doesn’t even make jokes, he tells stories in hilarious ways
You just described 99% of stand-up comedians.
He's so good that he could literally say anything and it's funny. His physical comedy is pretty much the best in the business right now.
Absolutely. I'd love to see him in person..
Love how people laugh even when he's just setting up the premises. His whole demeanor is charged with hilarious energy
MemeDumpster Yeah, one of the things that makes Sebastian Maniscalco so uniquely funny is the look of total and complete “exasperation and disappointment” on his face even before he even explains what irks him. I’ve never laughed so hard hearing someone describe what bothers them. 😆🤣😂
"fill out the form........AND GO TO THE COURTROOM!!"
Couldn't disagree more. Dude is not funny. At all.
Harry Heart You’re objectively incorrect
@@aic9235 You objectively don't know how to use the word objectively correctly, when you use it to evaluate a subjective opinion.
he always sounds like he's one minor inconvenience away from severely beating someone
alex. 🤣🤣
Get your feelings hurt easily much?
Anca820 ???
or jumping out of the window
Hes Italian
That foot joke actually made me start taking care of my feet years ago. No more cinderblocks. Thanks Sebastian!
"When you see the world, the world sees you". Classic
Timestamp then!
"Is it hard to pay?" Such a simple line yet he delivers it so perfectly.
I lost it when he threw the pants like a baseball or football.
Same!! 🙋😂😂😂😂😂 i actually hurt my back
😂😂😂
MazterP28 exactly 😂😂😂😂 sums up Ross perfectly
@@qtCrash His front kick throwing the orange was pretty good too.
Olympic Javelin ahha :D
DOWN TOWN BEIRUT
He is amazing. His timing, ability to tell and act out a story. Just great!
I am truck driver, when I am driving in a snow storms, or WY winds I play this guy audio, it relaxes me.
This dude just said everything I’m thinking on a daily basis
But funnier.
He’s like an Italian Seinfeld. I love it
I was looking to see if anyone else thought he reminded them of Jerry Seinfeld, cuz it's almost uncanny! This is the first time I've seen/heard of him. Dude is hilarious! Especially at 5:46 - "I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable." Delivered EXACTLY how Seinfeld would've said it! 😅😂🤣
@Bobby Brady Pretty sure he means Italian American... Just like Jerry Seinfeld is a Jewish American.
Im getting Tony Monero vibes
If Seinfeld was FUNNY! 🙄🙄🙄
@@cragerzz SHAAAAAAAAAADE!!! 🤣😂😅
I love the “falling out of bed” sight gag.
This is the only guy I would pay to see perform. So real!
This guy is very funny. I love his timing. He never hurries his jokes. He lets them develop.. Hope he comes to Indy!!
Elvis Netterville I think his timing is too slow. It’s like he doesn’t have enough material, so he needs to stretch it out. Some lines are funny but others are not. If he he-wrote the bits and sped up his delivery he would be funnier.
@@voidofbeeswax all i hear is a Andrew dice clay clone, so its a tough listen for me
Are you guys serious? Dude has made it big already with multiple specials on Netflix.
Christine Jones I don’t dislike him or wish him ill will. I just did not find this very funny.
VoidOfBeeswax
Yeah, slow comedy is lame. Dave Chappelle does that too.
It’s lazy. I like Dan Cook and how fast he is all the time
Jeez, that “Beirut bomb” joke hits a little too close to reality now!
You could say it's a little explosive these days
Hence the reason for the comparison.
I was just thinking that when I went to the comments. I also feel his view on Beirut is accurate - generally speaking. It's a beautiful city with do much history. So when you talk about a messy place Beirut is not going to be my go to.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
I was just thinking that 😭
Every Italian has a cousin or uncle just like him
It's so true
He doesn't rely on profanity to get cheap laughs. He uses good material, voice, expressions, and movement to create comedy. Incredible.
he jacked this check routine from Seinfeld. Lame.
I absolutely love this guy !!! I grew up in the Bronx, so I can appreciate his humor because I experienced most of it !! 😎
I will tell the kids to get own your lawn, sir.
This is true
He had the finger foot
Toes so long they look like knuckles
He could pick up an orange and throw it 🤣😂
He's super animated funny and talks about real life situations that we can all relate to. Good comic
Thanks for the non redundant, spot on analysis!
@@kylef2937 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE.
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I can relate to everything he said!
Always something going on in my grocery aisle... I swear, I even hop ques sometimes thinking there won't be an issue in this one but damn karma follows
"when you see the world, the world sees you" absolutely died 😂
This is one of his most brilliant clips. His delivery is perfect! Hilarious! I have a Ross store close by, so that makes it even more funny.
He’s so comfortable in silence and patient with his timing. Never rushes a joke.
U know this dude really been to ross and marshalls 😂😂😂
He from a Chicago suburb. So extremely likely
Lol
T J Maxx too
The craziest ppl shop at Walmart..ppl in pjs & slippers, 300 lb ladies in summer outfits for 130 lb teenagers, old bald men with dirty beards down to their chests, obvious meth moms pushing 10 year olds in ragged strollers and 75 year olds waring their old 1969 Hippy clothes. It's a fkg freak show.
And Burlington 😁
"It's Starbuck's, he ain't goin' nowhere."
I once told a flight mate “you’re not the 6 foot blonde I’d hoped for.” He laughed and said ditto.
1:48 I think we all felt that Ross joke lmao 😂😂😂 “hmm, this is not my size” Proceeds to Hail Mary the jeans to aisle 3
I am stillllllll laughing at his hail mary attempt!
That was pure gold!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Legit died on that one.
Lmao!!! 😂😂🤣💀💀💀
as a ross employee, the jean throw was on point
1:48
I'm a flight attendant and I can tell you we need a dress code 4 real
Would be nice honestly. People always complaining about how shitty flying is but if everyone was looking and acting civilized, it would be much nicer already. My attitude: Dress yourself like you would be flying business.
@@the_bottomfragger you cant do that on 15 to 24 hr flights. bein a smelly skeezer is ignorant offensive and a liberal thing
Tara i always fly with my dog on long flights and the attendants are very good normally about taking him out and putting him on seat if there is empty one..flown to china and phillipines and hes a good little pup😁
What's really bothersome is the parents who dress their kids in pajamas that are clearly over the age of 2 running around in pjs. Human trafficking is huge pedophiles prey on kids especially on airplanes
@Joseph Ciampa Go, to Walmart the way people dress there will blow your mind.
Never seen this guy before He's talented His body language is hilarious! I laughed the whole time and that's rare!
"When you see the world, the world sees you" 🤣
“You see the world, the world sees YOU!” 🤣
.. So paranoid rn n could use a talk too! 😭😭😭😅😅😅
"This is not my size." *Javalin throws clothing*
I LOST IT THEN... Couldn't Stop Laughing 😂😂😂😂
That was a Tom Brady throw
I laughed at that part and I had no idea why 😂
Just as I read it
Pepperoni Playboy that scene had me howling 😂😂😂
"I went to ge the zipper, the button, all this stuff wasn't even here!" 3:38
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how seriously animated this guy is 😆 heeelariouuus 😂😂😂
I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable lol...he's hilarious!!
That Ross javelin toss was the greatest
My friend and I have been impersonating that move since 2010 when we saw him do it for the first time :)
2:13
oh si suegto segee
I thought it was more of a Molotov cocktail toss because of the Beirut reference
I’ve loved Sebastian since way before Covid but now in September 2020 I find myself watching him almost every night before bed because he makes me laugh so had I sometimes scare my cat !!❤️ Thank,you so much Sebastian. Also your kids are adorable 😍
“I thought I was in downtown Beirut . . . It’s like a bomb went off!” - Well, that aged well
Seriously!
This is not my size. *Launch across the store
*YEET*
😂 best part imo
One of my favorite bits!
😂
😂
Sebastian is one of my all time favorites. He has me in tears every show and reminds me so much of myself. One inconvenience away from choking someone 😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like when people who don't cover their mouth when they cough (unless they are in a wheel chair or have their hands full ), if it's a kid I'm wishing the parents would teach their kid some manners, it feels like it's gotten worse since COVID,
Fell in love with his comedy with this special. It has been amazing to see him grow and become an international star over the years.
He talks about things we can all relate to. That's classic & sooo funny! I want to see one of his shows.
"I'm uncomfortable that your comfortable.....shower" 😂🤣lmao
“They roll out of bed (wipes his eyes) IM AT UNITED!! Hilarious!!!
Leanne Hill lmao I dropped my friend off at the airport once he literally rolled out of bed and went to the airport 😂
“Who still paying in CHECK?”!!! Lmbo
Johns MARKET!!! Lol
Starrfish Hill I’m too tickled!! It’s so true! I hate it at the airport
I liked this version of Sebastian. He was mysterious with his delivery.
This guy is killing me!!!!
Oh men, I have to go to work tomorrow but i can’t stop laughing!!!
As someone who worked at ross this is 100% accurate
Parts of the Burlington Coat factories in my region are also like this. The shoe section looks like an earthquake occurred.
Maggie Leigh like every dollar store I go to, everything's been opened one out of six pack of sodas have taken. Etc.
melissa saint Omg! Same here in my neck of the woods- The Burlington Coat factories have their crap thrown EVERYWHERE! Like forget looking on the shelves for anything because it’s all thrown all over the floor... and no two shoes ever match each other 😐
Nobody admits to working at Ross.
Maggie Leigh #FACTS I hated that job at closing time
He's not even a comedian, he's just there to help clear everyone's frustrations about humanity. It's like therapy, except the therapist is the one bitching about the issue. 😂
Exactly like couples misbehaving themselves in the que
I thought that's what comedy was all about.
@@hadmatter9240 zvzz,x,xzx mop
Yep, as are most comedians. Chris Rock is that way, and that's why he's my favorite stand-up ever. Dude just NEVER holds back on his social criticisms, and its awesome
Mostly comedy is about other people and what we do.
He nailed it at ROSS for Less!!! Every ROSS is like that!
I agree about “comfortable” wtf pajamas everywhere they go
Sebastian is the only way I can get through this corona virus shutdown.
Cathy Brown I just discovered him and love it
Ha ha ha. Seriously.
You're here again😂
i think at this point the airport doesn't care as long as your carry-on isn't COVID-19
I just discovered him 2 days ago and I haven't stopped laughing since.
I love his style of storytelling and the physicality he puts into the stories. Always gets me good.
this guy has tears running down my face laughing so hard
i work at Ross. This is true and we make the same throwing jokes all the time lmaoooooo
people literally be shopping on our floors
I used to work at a Ross. One time we got in, a single shoe. It went out on the floor for sale like that.
omfg! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy DeNies....Stopppppp😂😂😂😂!!
Did anyone buy it?
literally, on the floor?
This would work for an amputee. My mom is a seamstress so these individuals get 1/2 off. She tries to cater to the need of the "friend"...she doesn't call them customers (Southern Hospitality)
The bit about Ross is epic! Laughed so hard
"Pick up an orange, and throw it atcha!" 🤣
This guy is a treasure 🤣
“I walked into Ross - I thought I walked into downtown Beirut. I thought a bomb went off in this store. Everything is on the floor.” 😆🤣😂
He was telling that joke in 05
BaseballJaZZ this is from 2007 or early 08
That scene had me howling!!!!!
@@robertgriffiths6842 Me too
Love his delivery😂😂😂😂
This guys delivery is insanely good.
this guy makes you laugh even before he starts love him❤❤❤
His reaction when he hears lemon loaf lmao
He is so Sicilian its hysterical, I am English living in Sicily and this is so typical believe me, they are all that funny.
Nadia Flores so how is it over there right now?
Super jealous. That's my dream.
LOVE Sicilians...they’re not afraid of their lineage.💙💙
@@luv2cook. its ok actually, I live in Taormina and we are covid free. We had a couple of cases in Palermo and Catania but that's it. Its really sad though because of everything being closed a lot of places are going under and will never open again, we rely on tourism here and without it they have nothing so we are being really hit hard, like a lot of places I suppose.
@@angelcitygirl if you ever get the chance you should try to visit its a spectacular island it has everything
The way he “rolled outta bed. “ ha ha ha!
As is lol
That part killed me
Saw him last night is St Augustine at the AMP. You cannot stop laughing during his stand up. Pat Mcgann opened for him and was hilarious as well. It is one of the best shows I have see in a long time.
Fantastic comic. I'm a old punk rocker, but I gotta say: how nice to hear someone just be genuinely hilarious without resorting to a bunch of foul-mouth cussing.
So good.
“I got no patience for people.” 🙌
Can't stand em! Take animals all day long over people..
"Now we gotta go to the cage." 😂😂😂😂
Aaron - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL! 😆
This line sent me! Lol
Love this guy. A hero to everyone of Italian heritage (and anyone who likes to laugh)!
"Sock it" made me laugh harder than it should've..
I love sebastian! That Ross shopping joke always kills me..
Jr5189 it’s funny but Dane Cook did it about 8 years ago on an hbo special.
It use to be TJ Maxx which yo me is more accurate
@@KingCatHollywood This standup is very old too, might have been more than 8 years as well. I know I saw this way long time ago.
I just saw the hand-foot joke on "Sebastian Maniscalco on The Tonight Show" (aired 2012). That's a long time to keep using the same joke.
You stole my RUclips pic my friend.....
"When you see the world, the world sees you,"--thank you, lol.
I agree totally! When we see the world, we do our best to represent the countries we travel from.
I'm from a poor country.. Idgaf Imma wear muh t-shirt shorts and flip flops.
"When you see the world, the world sees you!"..🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is the best comedian cant stop laughing. my side hurts. love him
Worked at the airport for 8 years now - every day I'm surprised. Saw a dude boarding a flight in bare feet; many questions were pondered that day
Your comment made me lol
Hell yeah
I got tired of security asking me to take off my shoes,belts ...Now i just wear a t shirt,joggers & flip flops.Problem solved.No wasting of my time.👍🏿
@e fred Lol that reminds me when I worked graveyard one day...I went to one of the baggage claim bathrooms, known to have homeless people squatting overnight and leaving empty beer cans and bottles of fireball, and I saw a trail of blood from a broken mirror leading to a stall where the toilet was literally covered in shit. And overflowing with cans stuffed in the toilet along with it. And when I say covered, I mean the seat, the handle, the back wall, the floor. Was that you? 😂
liligman 😂😂
"When you see the world, the world sees you". Dress for success people! Lol.
Travelling in the 70s are so different now. Now you see people in flip flops boarding the flight.
Frank Rappa need the right attire.
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. That's why I dress like Batman
@@ihs51 so true, you would purchase a special outfit for your flight -- okay!🤔
@@ddotdollaz I think that job is taken -- but you're on the list. 🤭
Dude killed me with the lemon loaf and mens feet jokes
When he talks about the dude with finger feet tossing an orange with his foot, I completely fucking died. 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never heard of this dude but man he is hilarious 🤣 his non verbals are on point too!
He’s hilarious. Watch his Netflix
He is one is the highest paid comics in the country. 😁
BunnyBear he deserves it
Hello Brad sorry you never heard of this comedian he's even been in movies.. if you like movies watch the green book he's in that but he's not a comedian in the movie but he has a part in it really good movie based on a true story. As far as his traveling around being a comedian his tickets are very pricey.. but you know the old saying you get what you pay for
Oh, you have check out every routine he does. He's comic GOLD!!
And thank you for always being dressed nicely while performing! Yes, I noticed the cuff links!
EXACTLEY ..Well Tailored, Well Executed, Well Done Sebastian 🤗
Just found him! He's hilarious & classy!
Yes very nice touch! I love when men wear them 👍🏾
Sebastian came dressed like a gentleman. 👍👍👍👍
👍 Yeah, so did I
(♡˙︶˙♡)
Another knee-slapper. Love this comedian. I've never seen a mediocre routine by him. Thx Sebastian!
With this guy as a comedian, the world needs no other.
That whole Ross bit was the funniest and most realistic think I've heard
What Ross store are you guys shopping at? It's not even close to accurate.
Ross' is an overstock store not a defective product store.
@@erichelzer9083 literally every Ross in Florida is exactly how he described it lol. Their products aren't all "defective" but I have personally bought some clothes that were heavily discounted because a seam was barely ripped. The shoes they sell usually have minor seam displacements, which is why they end up in Ross in the first place
Laura The Memelord. That's crazy. I'm in Kansas and our Ross stores are nice. No defects and name brand stuff for cheap. It's organized and nothing's on the floor.
Ross stores in Albuquerque are basically goodwill stores. Absolute fucking anarchy.
@@erichelzer9083 Dude he is dead on right, you must have some exceptional Ross maybe somewhere in Beverly Hills, but for everyone else the Ross he described is legit how it is. . .
He makes me laugh every minute, if not by what he says then by his gestures and body movement. He is so relatable ...
He is really hilarious. He’s so at ease on stage and body conscious. I wonder if he was a dancer in his younger life
So true about the airport, and now pretty much anywhere. Ppl wearing their pj's out in public. I remember when I was little, that was my "horrible nightmare"..lol 🤷♂️😂🤣
"I cut the box open, it's a set of forks."
Lol 🤣
I laughed so hard at that i was crying😂
this guy was born to be a sitcom star. Find a role for him
Everybody loves Raymond. He reminds me of him a lot
👍🏼They did. Google it.
Not sure if that's a compliment or an insult.
@@deanmcloud3485 Except this guy is actually funny.
@@jessen_0124 Right?
'I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable' 😆
"John's Market, it's on his apron, on the bags,..." 😆
And the person using a check to pay always waits till the very end to fill out the check!
Yep, and not only that; but, they wait until the last possible second, to even pull their bag out to get to the checkbook. And then it takes several seconds just to find it. It's as if they seem surprised they have to pay for all this stuff.
Who the fuck accepts personal checks anymore.
oldschoolman 144
My mother! Oh my Gooood! I cant😂😂😳
This is with most people paying with cash or card too! I watched 2 girls talk & laugh on their phones in front of me yesterday for 4 minutes before they got up to check out. Then the cashier rings her up & finishes & then she decides to start looking for her card in that big ass purse. I just wanna do a face palm so bad
@Selene dont forget about balancing the checkbook after writing the check
"You got a cinder block on your foot. SOCK IT!"
Haha.... brilliant!
The Ross for Less bit is freakin hysterical....😂
“When you see the 🌎 the 🌍 sees you”
Truth!
I watch Sebastian Maniscalco clips to wake myself up in the morning. It's a funny reminder of how absurd the world is before i go into it.
Im gonna try that lol
Man you wrote this comment 4 months ago. Oh how the world has changed in that time.
I feel you
“The finger foot” 🤣
He deserves all the success and sold out shows he's achieved by 2021 and more to come.. Top shelf observational humor
"I got no patience for people" I can relate so much
He's the best groomed comedian.
Thunder'sDad but john mulaney
@@christine2320 That tall child is perfect.
I've never seen someone try so hard to hide the fact that they are gay.
The other comedians on tour with him talk about all of his products for hair, etc.
Thunder'sDad Billy Sorrelis