The Car Mechanic Scam Is So Obvious | Sebastian Maniscalco | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2020
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1:29 - "My father's like, "Guess who's walkin' this summer?""
Yep, that was MY dad, too. lol
😅😅😅
Aw! So mean.
That's me to my kids lol
When I first heard this guy....he INSTANTLY became my ALL-TIME-FAVORITE! LMAO!
Sebatian's delivery is basically perfect...i'm laughing at every sentence.
A master of the pause!
very animated funny sht.
Really? Not remotely funny..
“If it was an INCH to the side I coulda buffed it out...”😂😂😂😂😂😂
DANG! Truth in that. USAA auto insurance used that on me and it worked... I believed and trusted those people. Fast forward 4 years and The Feds have smacked USAA with an $85 million fine for running an inept CIP program (1st they screw over Veteran's. 2nd they fail to protect us from fraud. 3rd TBD....). I
I’ve heard that in real life before! Sebastian makes it sound hilarious!
😂🤣 He laughed at himself there. Loved it.
Always. Even with tires 😅
.....BUT
I've been doing bodywork for 25 years and found this hilarious. I do that exactly, but not on purpose. 😂😂😂
Lmaooo, you know the comedy is gold when it’s truly accurate
Same here, brother.
Was about to say the same thing. Lol if you don't do body work/mechanic work u don't truly know whats going down.
I would do it just ta fuck around withem
Yeah we know what you body work guys do but you got us over a barrel. What are we gunna do? Go to another body guy that could be worse? lol Just fix it, we got insurance.
Best comedian ever. I’ve been going to see Sebastian since he was small time, he used to stay after the show to speak to every fan there , appreciates his fans. He’s a class act
cap
based
Big cap
0:30 lmao I died here!
Reason being:
On New Year’s Eve I sent my girl out to get some avocados because I was grilling the meat. Later on she strolls in casual af! Goes into the house drops off the avocados and comes back out. Goes straight to me and with the most psycho smile says “babe while I was in Ralph’s I GUESS someone hit your car.” I say “What you mean hit my car?!” I run out to the parking lot and see not only that my car is damaged, but it has received significant damage to the bumper and grill. I can’t say anything else because I may be self incriminating myself…my parked car didn’t get hit.
You don’t know shit bout comedy if you think this guy is the best ever. Fuck no
“I’d love to know in your head what a graze is...” 😂😂🤣
The way he moves is so animated, how does he do that? As someone who grew up in an Italian community, he really hits the nail on the head. I am dying.
It's not about Italian friendo, it's about the family he grew up. I'm Indian and mostly Indian family are quiet, but not mine, and funny when he said guess who's walking this summer, is exactly what my dad would say.
Also the yelling, omg I hate to say this but people who has quiet family have lot of privilege of sleeping quiet
very fuunnyy
Absolutely. Just discovered him today. I'm freaking rollin'...fuggetaboutit. This guy is on point.
@Rattle I'm sorry your slow
🎉🎉😮
Nui😂🎉o🎉I i🎉o🎉🎉llu🎉
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good😂🎉❤m
M🎉i😂
I o🎉🎉😢😂loop 99 1:27 1:27 1:27 o
“Can’t get u nothing nice!” Unbelievable
‘ I thought I was at a Cirque du Soleil show!” - gets me every time!
Him stuffing his feelings down into his feet is just incredible.
Your brand of physical comedy is just hilarious, and SO Italian!
i get some people think his material is nothing special but... he freakin cracks me up.
LMAO!!! every video.
I thought his punchline after his wife showed him the car door was gonna be..."guess who's walking this summer???"
He wishes you wrote the end of that joke for him :D
Oh he missed that tag hahaha you clever Bob
It wouldn’t work b/c it doesn’t get him to the body shop joke. But yeah it’s good.
He better read this and use that.
Aww man you're right. 😀
Oh man, my husband, who passed away last year, was Italian. The loudness, the way he talks,... it brought back some great memories & made me laugh my ass off. Gonna go look up some more of this guy's stuff. Fuggetaboutit!!
My condolences to you hope he rests in peace
@@smxstreet3561 That's very kind... Thank you so much. All the best to you.
@@darlenehoward2340 you too have a nice day 😊
20% Expression
40% Storytelling
30% Physical acting out
10% Accent
Hilarious.
100% hilarious**
Had to add that up... ur good
@@po3-doc159 I try bro 😄
@@po3-doc159 Took you a while, huh?
20..4..6..carry the 0.. + ⅚... yep thats %100
Car Nuba wax...but I can’t open the door😂
@@sirlancelote8290 Yes. I was merely trying to replicate the way he said it. It's a joke. You should have better things to do with your time.
@@sirlancelote8290 get a room fellas
Do not get a room. Absolutely do NOT get the same room together. Do NOT.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m married to an Italian, you are f ing hilarious
I FEEL FOR YOU 😖
You can tell he almost lost it at 6:26 haha. That bit had me dying...the “one knee” technique 🤣
Went from depressed to literally crying from laughter..Can't wait to see you live for the 2nd time
😆😆😆😆💋
Haha that’s powerful!
4:55 “Woah! What’d ya get side swiped by a semi?” 🤣😂🤣😂
#ComedyGold
My wife 22years ago side-whacked her 1week old GrandCherokee on the Center Structural post of our 2car garage... So not only did I have the mechanic skit, but the same thing by a contractor saying the whole house could collapse and would be cheaper to turn the garage into a family room and build a new garage...
🤣🤣🤣
Lol unfortunately cause it was a load bearing post that kind of makes sense lol.
im laughing so hard because I do body work and when he said some carnauba wax can get it out I died, then the full body shop coming out had me in tears because its so accurate lmao, they send out 2 inspectors then the body shop guys to back up the inspectors doing the exact same routine he did lmaooooo
THEY CALL THAT FUCKING PEOPLE OVER.
@@tomeagen1039 bro chill. Body shops been doing since before you were even born.
Yea bro relax body shop guys been screwing people over for decades so it’s cool don’t think about it bro
@@heythere6983 you gonna fix it in your own garage?
@@cameronshultz6105 You're right, they've been fucking people over since before we were born.
I felt that since he cant let it out at his wife, he just let it out here
That has to be one of the most well constructed routines I’ve ever seen! 😂
This is technically well constructed comedy at its finest 👏👏👏
he learned from Michael Richards
Totally agree
I found it rather dull, and I think the audience felt the same. Was a decent bit, but not great.
I 100% agree. Was in tears on this one.
@@GoLakers3900 You have ears, right? Just making sure. The audience was dying laughing.
"I gotta push this sh't down"🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Can't get you nothing nice" 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I was growing up the line at my house was always “I bet you’d eat it if it had chocolate on it”
lmao!
"Can't get you nothing nice!!" Yep, I have heard that from my mother too many times to count!
My wife hit a YELLOW fuel island pole (5) time's in a row in a Toyota Corolla so I said maybe it's to low of a car . So we bought her a Jeep Compass and she hit another pole right in front of her. So I said it just put a fist size dent in the bumper. And all of my friends say hey you know you can heat that up with this or that and it pops right out . I'm thinking yeah I know but my wife needs to see that dent every time she drives her Jeep Compass so just maybe she'll stop being a bully to these innocent YELLOW poles .
How do you heat a dent out? Never heard of that
@@PikaChu-eb9qi ideally with a little bit of warm water on it the material kind of expands outwards and becomes more 'giving'
@@takvacs I didn't know that,thanks
😂😂😂.
@@PikaChu-eb9qi - Ask Frankie at the Body Shop. I bet he knows...
He is the BEST comedian EVER!!! "What the eff is THIS?" I'm dying!! 🤣🤣🤣
My favourite "clean" comedian. Good stuff.
I mean, but he curses, but he is pretty clean
Cleaner than most for sure.
How have I never heard of this comic? He is literally one of my new favorites. This guy is hilarious 🤣🤣😭😭😭💀
All his bits have me dying
He had a role in the Scorsese directed DeNiro film "The Irishman" in 2019 in addition to havin 4 or 5 stand-up specials on Netflix....
He's the best
Ditto 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes .!!!!
Watch his first Netflix special. Best special EVER!
I forget all my troubles when I watch him.
He deserves every
cent he makes.
I'm Italian..we don't have low volume for anything!
love Seb!
Lol so, so true...
Forget family events or holidays we just talk above each other, God forbid we let one person tell their story and than tell yours ..
Nope not going to happen like he said "loud" and you said , there is absolutely no LOW volume..
My aunt was in the hospital, I honestly thought we were gng to be asked to leave!
When I talk I usually knock things over with my hands,and my wife says lower your voice why are you yelling,?😆
@@lots3799
Omg we just said that about my Aunt last night , that is so funny.
We said to her why are you yelling ..
@@lots3799😂😂😂
This guy always puts me in a good mood
It's funny that he chooses a corded mic. It's part of his style to whip that thing around.
Do you know, I never even noticed that!! That is weird! Lol
Better sound and more reliable
Yeah it’s for safety. That would suck if the wireless connection went out in front of thousands.
Didn’t catch that, thanks.
I heard there is a delay with a wireless microphone, or maybe he just like corded
Thanks for putting me in a better mood, I get so mad, my dear sweet mother god rest her soul. She used to say to me, You get mad and you get stupid! She was right!
I’m Sicilian and this is so true!!
Just spitballing 20-21 grand but don’t quote me on that 😭😭
Absolutely brilliant and hilarious because it’s true 😁🤣🤣☺️
Sebastian is hilarious! His delivery is spot on!
That's how I feel at the dentist
He's great, love how his mind see's the world and finds the humor in everyday events.
"can we take a look at what you call a graze is?" xD
LOVE this line
WE NEED A NEW DOOR
This is so solidly true on EVERY point. GOLD 🏆🥇😂
I had my bumper on my 2018 Mazda CX-5 replaced recently by a body shop. A new bumper is about $500. The bill came to over $3000, good thing insurance paid and my $500 deductible was also covered so it didn’t cost me a cent but 3 grand for a bumper, that’s insane.
Had me at „cirque du soleil“ 😂
RedKnarf: "Had me at Cirque de Soleil"...and his effortless 'acrobatic' delivery! 🤸♂️ 😅
The part about sleeping on the lawn 🤣🤣
One of the best comedians of our time!
Lmao the car I took my place to the owner was Franky too!!! I'm fucking dying of laughter. He's Italian hahahhahaha
Love Sebastian. All of his comedy is so on-point and relatable. I remember seeing him in person at a comedy club, he was making a joke- which he has also done a version of in one of his specials- about how Italians are typically blue collar workers. He asked if there were any Italians in the crowd, and he asked the first person what they did for a living. The guy said "I move rocks", and sebastians reaction was priceless. His eyes bulged out and he bent over laughing, you could almost hear him thinking like good God this could not have worked out more perfectly
That skit made him more money than the accident cost him I’m sure. He should be thanking her!
never reward bad behavior!
Yeah, and she'll get at least half that in the divorce. They only cost you money.
I'm sure it made him more than $9.
@@e.l.norton And right on time. The lonely incel misogynist gives folk his zero cents. 🙄
@@learntospellpeople Coming from people like you, that's a badge of honor. And, as usual your wit is as dull as your intellect. Nice try, Sweet Pea.
“WuT ThE FoCk is THIs?!” 😂😂 that’s my dad
"Just spitballin' here, but 20, 21 grand....no. That'd be a new car first, screw that.
Side swipe by a semi 😂😂😂😂😂 wife said caruba wax should do the job 😂😂😂😂😂😂
how could anyone in their right mind not think this was hysterical?!
I love hearing stories of Italian American home life so funny omg
OMG! I practically spit out my coffee! I’m a claims adjuster and this just made my day! So accurate!!!!
He looks like Ben stiller, especially when he yells😂
He sounds like Adam Sandler when he yells
@@mondogecko3279 - He does! I never caught that before!
And Ben Stiller looks like Tom Cruise from the side
Ben Stiller, Sebastian and Sam Harris should do a show together.
@@MichaelHplus as a Sam Harris fan that had me cracking up😆🤣
I’ve see this every time it pops up and die laughing every time!!!
Starting at 5:05 just kills me, the delivery, everything. Hysterical.
I’m so glad I just discovered this guy. I’m dying over here
U have a LOT of laughs in ur future watching all of his specials. Absolutely hilarious, this guy
Keep watching his older stuff is even better
Right? I never really saw his standup, but this is the third video clip in a row I've seen and I was cracking up on each one lol
I can just see him sitting there in the kitchen table acquiescing to his wife and thinking the entire time "kill me now" while he nods along, saying, "if it's a graze, I'll just buff it out. It's just a graze..."
Me: “It’s just a graze.”
My Dad: “No dumbass, the car’s totaled, you’re done driving. Give me your license and keys, you’re taking the bus for the rest of the summer. Also I’m garnishing your wages until it’s paid for.”
20 years later I’ve never had an accident since.
That’s the best part, that’s why everything is so funny. I can listen to it over & over the delivery still gets me
‘It’s a shame... it’s a shame’ that fucking killed me man it said accurate
The audience in the front should swap seats with the ones in the back.
“Can’t get you nothing nice” 🤣🤣🤣
"s'a shame, it's a shame" lmao
We’ve all been there that’s why it’s so freaking hilarious!!!😆😆😆
This guy is hilarious. I am just discovering him now. Facial expressions, gestures, voices.... lolol
Sebastian Maniscalco!!!!!!!!! LOVE this guy! So damn funny. Bow and Arrow joke 100/10 lmfao.
this guy is hilarious!!! LOVE his material
"C'mon, make some room, GET THIS MAN A PLATE."
😂😂😂😂
Me and my family were also yellers... many Italians are!!🤣😄 Laughing out loud tonight !
The way he owns the stage is mesmerizing
This might be the funniest thing he's ever done and that's saying a lot. 🤣
My favorite comedian ever !!
Saw him on family feud it'd on RUclips with his wife - Beautiful couple.. Stunning couple !!
Perfect for each other 🧡
The Frank Sinatra of comedy.
This guy is at the top of his game.the accents the delivery the body lsnguage the observations.. just so funny.
You should throw in “you got insuranceeee” then a look of estatic joy when you say yes. Lol
Brilliant! Stereotyping all walks of life on a lighter tone, cuts deep but it’s true. Love his work! Cant stop laughing
Hmmm… sounds like a happy marriage lol
Sebastian you are one of our funniest comedians in the last decade, or more.
Thank you for being committed to your craft - it shows in every performance and delivery
You have made me, my family and obviously so many truly LAUGH OUT LOUD.
We need this now probably more than ever 😘🙏😁🤣
Omg im a diesel mechanic for 11 years and I do this every time I hear a truck pull up, sometimes its just a truck going to the road nof even stopping 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Had it been an inch this way”
“The best actor they got” 😂
I LOVE when he does the yelling or when he does the voice of "today's parents"
voice...I can't!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
His humor is freaking hilarious. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Youre a bot
His hilarity is freaking humorous
Poor Sebastian. That's just what Italians do; they're very EMOTIONAL PEOPLE!!!!😊
I live in Maniscalco’s neighborhood, in the NW Suburbs, seen him in concert, watched these clips a million times! I can’t stop laughing every time I see one of these. His dysfunctional response to everything is hilarious.
I can re-watch over and over ..and I still laugh like it’s the first time I’ve ever seen it👏😀
... I can’t tell her that or else I’d be sleeping outside on the lawn 😂😂😂
😂 My husband is Italian and every time I’m
around his family I have to use ear plugs! 😂
I laugh so hard this. So relatable. Sebastian is so funny he's just hilarious, the facial expressions etc 😅
@ 6:16, the look they give you when they know they got you
He sure helps during a pandemic.
Lol I grew up with yelling but I was a lot like his wife. Always laughing and smiling no matter what. “Why is everyone talking like this because it’s uncalled for”. Drove my family nuts lol She sounds like a saint ❤
Thats some great storytelling man. Its sooooooo simple story - but told like this is amazing.
This is happening everyday . Very valid and funny
Sebastian is just a comical genius m. Swear to God! I’m cracking up here!
The damage is ALWAYS an inch away from being nothing. Accurate.
"They get the best actor they got "at the body shop hahahahahaha
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