Sebastian Maniscalco Doesn't Trust Craigslist - CONAN on TBS
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- Опубликовано: 15 май 2024
- (Original airdate: 07/19/12) Sebastian Maniscalco on yard sales, tattoos, and the dangers of Craigslist.
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Finally a Sebastian clip I haven't seen yet!
I know a RARE occasion
Hes so immensely funny
This is old stuff! I’m waiting for the new!!
But it’s re used material. Haha
That thought just ran through my head
“...what’s the significance...” lol his delivery is on point. 👍😆🥳
"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris". I'll take this line with me wherever I go. He's so relatable that even if you're the kind of person he's mocking, you can't get pissed because you're too busy laughing.
I really really really really really dislike the tattoo trend. Don’t get me started all these weird piercings and ear lobe stretching!
“Saw the couch in half”😂😂😂
Whaaat 😲
He had him start a business at 9..
I love his dad!!
Coming from a Mexican family, we did the same. No one was going to rip us off.
Sebastian Maniscalco is pure gold. Been listening to him for a decade and he'll always be my favorite comedian!
Nice pic
The human body is a beautiful canvas, why would you graffitti it
love that line "i dont put bumper stickers on Ferarri" gold!
@coastal-tan hahaha good pickup
@coastal-tan I'm guessing you're one with a bumper sticker. lol
Yup, gotta use that
It’s a popular saying, but okay.
@@code0125mm bahah
I love his cadence and body movements. So funny.
he is the undisputed KING of physical comedy!
This guy is great. He knows how to tell a story.
I can't wait to see him live!
100%!
If you are lucky enough to find available tickets without having to camp out at your place in line on the side walk for a couple of days.
Went yesterday at the prudential center to see him it was one of his best yet
Had Tickets during Pandemic, On / Off. Around Christmas time. Finally sold 'em back. Would love to him Live. When's the next Show.- ?????
Hes amazing live
3:03 "Pop the eyeballs out of this teddy bear and decapitate it!" I can't!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferrari's"! Love it.
lol the ones who didnt clap have tattoos
1:55 The facial expressions!!! The voices he does!! I can't!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All part of why he gets the big bucks.
And he does a pantomime shtick too. He’s great.
Gosh, Maniscalco is so dang funny. He has such a distinct flavor too - nobody delivers punchlines quite like him. I know he's likely well known amongst other comedians, but I think he needs to become a household name. What a talented dude. 😊
I can't wait to see him live!! He's hilarious 🤣!
Flavor….ah no on second thought I don’t think I want to ask. Just forget about it.
He doesn't even really have punchlines in a traditional sense. Every line is a punch line.
Sitcom material for sure… maybe remake “Whos the Boss”
I think he IS a household name.
His body language and face expressions are the best!
Thank you Sebastian I recently lost my son and you have reminded me laughter is the best medicine.Great Therapy!
As a Italian this is pure gold! He is so on target. Just hysterical. Love him bc and he really is the best out there and funny as can be without no vulgarity! That’s real talent!!!
no vulgarity? he JUST told a story of a guy having a tattoo of a snake that wraps "around his nut bag".
As a Welshman I agree
SM is my favorite stand-up comedian....his monologues always ring true!!
I sold stuff on craigslist. I made them meet me in front of the police station lol.
😆
Haha! You're just like, "if you're a Craigslist killer, you chose the wrong victim!" (in Sebastian's voice)
This dude is the funniest person he knows.
His delivery and tone of voice are hilarious
That's classic line: I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris😂
Just discovered this guy and he is fantastic. Makes me laugh so much. Tells it how it is. 👍
I ubered his mom, Rose, in La. She is so funny. Told her my daughter and I love her son and reicite all his material. She mailed us a signed cd. Great family!
@@bobojenkins2442 yep datsa Italiano.
Love him!
Me too, thanks to Bill O’Reilly’s channel, where he mentioned going to see Sebastian.
thank God for sebastian! he’s kept me sane through covid/quarantine! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Quarantine? You actually complied? I was out the whole time.
He is truly entertaining!!!
Had Tickets for Christmas Show. Got canceled, new date was no good 😕. So, didn't get to see him. Bummer. Still wanna see him , Live.
"It's never done." 😆 🤣
Can we use your bathroom LOL 😂🤣
“The door bell” will ever remain a classic that took him to a whole new level of success.
Wow I thought I had seen all his comedy clips but came across this one & it's gotta be one of the FUNNIEST ones yet!!! I LOVE how he tells his Italian family stories!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel this A LOT...there was a girl in Chicago who answered a free baby clothes ad in a Facebook group & the seller abducted her, stole her unborn baby & killed her. Don’t go alone to craigslist meetups & don’t meet at your or their house!!!!
That was a very messed up situation on what started with something innocent
Yes especially in Chicago go armed with back up or stay home, of course that’s true where ever you go in Chitown. One of the reasons I no longer live there.
How do you steal an unborn baby? He cut it out?
@@leonel1717yes it was an awful murder terrible 😢
He killed it. He really won the audience over. I swear. Love the couch sawed in Half, yard sale bit. LMAO and the tatoo bit. so agreed and so can related. I came in this world au natural & uncut and Im going outta here thee same way. Rock n' Roll Sebastian!!
Just 4 years left to complete the cobra tattoo
I listen to him over and over again. ❤
I love him. Nobody has ever made me laugh so hard.
I just discovered him by chance a few months ago! Hope he makes it to Chicago. I’m an 80 yr old 1/2 Italian and just enjoy him soo much! He makes my boring days perfect!!
I'm literally crying, my husband and I love yard sailing and going to estate sales!🤣
🚣🏼♀️”Yard sailing”? I think you meant ‘yard sales’ or possibly ‘yard selling’.😊
@@TheJudeJane 🤣😆of the thousands who have read this you fell for it and took the bait 🤣😁haha oh that’s funny.
His imitation of the strange people had me rolling!
@@TheJudeJane she meant “yard saling.” It’s not a word, but she tried to turn “sale” into a verb - and then spelled it wrong. Double fail. 😂
He cracks me Up!
"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferrari's..." totally Sebastian.
No apostrophe needed. The plural is just “Ferraris.”
This clip is gold ! His delivery and mannerisms in this one we're on point !!
2:28 exactly me!
I really need to meet Sebastian's dad. He sounds awesome.
Everything he talks about is so TRUE!!! Says what we all think!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's starting a tour, my area 12/26 wish I could go! He is so funny and enjoyable! Luv him! 🤣
The tattoo bit is GOLD. 😂😂😂
That yard sale stuff,....my mother was the same way,....she'd cut up the stuff we didn't sell, and throw it out, piece by piece over several weeks. We had this fairly nice upholstered chair, that didn't sell. My mom made me cut it into pieces,....and it took weeks for me to put each piece out into the trash. 3 weeks just to get rid of the cushions,.....then another 3 weeks to get rid of the large pieces, that I cut apart. It was like I was getting rid of dead body, to hide the evidence.
So what part of Italy is your mom from? Excellent job by the way lol.
@@natural-born_pilot Me, personally? or the comedian? We're not Italian,.....we were Jewish. My mom made me cut apart this small, nice, upholstered, love seat. It had a velvet covering. It didn't sell in our yard sale,....so my mom made me cut it apart, so we could throw it away over several weeks. I had to use power tools to do it. I used an electric saber-saw & a portable electric circular saw. Then each piece went into separate, opaque, black plastic trash bags. I recall my mom worried if we just threw the sections away, more in-tact,......the trash men would save the sections, and re-assemble them. (That is some kind of mental illness,...if you ask me) mom wasn't senile,...either. She was still vibrant and not that old,...maybe she was in her late 60s. At one point, before I did her biding,......a buddy of mine located a dump site,....near the trash trucks garage, where people could drop off bulk items. My mother made me swear,...I wouldn't take it there. I guess she was just a little crazy.
Couple of older lines, but still....LOVE the Sebastian!
I'm in my 60s. Had my ink (just the one) for close to two decades. My "bumper sticker" 🎭 is probably the only thing holding this "Model T" together. 🤣
"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris."
🤣🤣🤣
Love the garage sell story and about putting things not sold in the trash and cutting them up and the teddy bear lmao
Thank you for the laughs Sebastien. You are fabulous
Omg that tattoo bit is too funny 😂😂
OMG I love Sebastian's humor. He lays everything out just how we see it. Time to visit the Kimmel show everyone has missed you! Love love love you and your beautiful family!
Every now and then his eyes look sideways and he has a little smile on his face as if he knows it’s all a game …he’s really excellent
MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE COMIC EVER!
😂🤣🤣🤣 omg tears literally came out watching this. Lmfao " the rattle is gonna tickle my nipple" 😂🤣🤣
I love this guy. And yes like sm1 said, finally we get to see new clips.
"Watch this dysfunction happen all over your property!" 😝😝😝
Thanks for the tatoo bit😂I couldn't agree more!
He would have been perfect on the Sopranos.
The best story teller. EVER!! 😂😁
Billy Connolly might have something to say about that.
Sometimes I think the only reason I find him funny is because I'm italian and I know it's all true
Sometimes, I think the only reason I find him funny is because he says things I find humorous, and he does so in an amusing way.
@@LycanLink big if true
What part of Italy did you grow up in?
Lol. I'm laughing my ass off at your name. Awesome
@@tonyajordan2702 lol ty
Italians! Expression!!! I love this character has classy act. The whole shows 👍 all 9f them the time greatnesses I love.
Come get our garbage 😂SMH..saw the couch in half !!!..cracks me up
"The tail is gonna wrap around my nut-bag.... don't laugh, it's for my father!" Omg.
The geek in me says ha, even flash is dead 😂😂😂
Sebastian, you are one of a kind.
I don’t put bumper stickers on Ferrari’s he says 😂 my body is a Lamborghini 🎉😂
I’m Italian and have trust issues 💪🙏😂love this guy. Totally relate
Love it! No bumper stickers on Ferraris. That’s how I feel..
"the tail is gonna wrap around my nutbag" 😂😂
Your description of the tatoo is so funny - I used to have an elonkrste plan that was a peirckng from my ear to my nipple to my belly button and to have a dish hook with a jewelry in the mouth of the carp that would have a chain that also followed from my nose to my ear to my hook…and then their was going to koi that swam around my torso with tinker and toner fiagtill it reach my toes.
“Pop the eyeballs out of this teddy bear, and then decapitate the head.” 😂
"decapitate the head"
"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris"
Love you man love to see you act
I love this bit! 😂
I love that he's so popular with his common sense wisdom - because a lot of those people in the audience are probably tattoo freaks. If so, it's good that they can laugh at themselves, though. :)
Tattoo freaks hahaha! That’s why I want to move to China. Sick of that trend over here
@@allstarmark12345 don’t forget your chop sticks.
The teddy bear! 🤣🤣
Love this guy
Sebastian, why dont you get a tattoo? "I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris" 🤣🤣🤣
Saw him in Dallas not long ago. Was a great show super funny guy!
I love how he really gets irritated on ppl 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Social commentary that is desperately needed in these troubled times.
He’s so on point! 😂😂
got to love a Cobra with a rattle LMFAO
He kills me 🤣
I have 2 little tattoos, they're both the handwriting of my sister who passed away. It looks like she wrote on me, so it makes me feel closer to her.
Nobody cares
@@cyclonus01 ah perfect, my name is Nobody
Yeah, my sister has a tattoo of our Nan’s signature. My dad has a tattoo of a bat with my name on it and another tattoo of his other kids.
@@terra_the_nightingale135 oh yeah I got a friend who has a friend that has all those tats plus the signature tats of all the kids in his school plus the teachers, their kids and there pet’s names from grades K thru 8. The tats run up and down his body on all sides and some you can’t see that are on his head covered by his hair.
What? Did you forget she died?
He's the best, I've used that bumper sticker line lmao
His cadence is impeccable
Too good!
Lol🤣🤣🤣I loves this guy 🥰🙌❣️
Nevermind that the cobra is part rattle-snake, but this dude is crazy bonkers. First saw his standup in 2009. Hasn't missed a beat since!
Great sweater lol. Need one like that
Not laughing at the start but laughing so hard at the end. Nice one crazy joe
Legend.
Certified Gold!!!!
Boa noite, esse cara é bom demais na diversão. Adorei o vídeo.
Weirdly enough he reminded me of Kenny Sebastian!
real talk thou... that tattoo he described sounds kinda dope
Craig Ferguson has that tattoo.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
So good!
I love this guy!
❤️🙌He’s so Hilarious😂😂😂
God I love you!!! I have no "bumper stickers" either...lol
He's so dang funny!
Absolutely hysterical, would luv to c him in person, being part Italiano myself and my Mom Sicilian, she can relate, she saw him the first time on RUclips last year w my sister, (she introduced us to him on YT) in our Hotel room, we all stayed up really late watching him on her phone and never laughed so hard in all our lives, slapping the Hotel bed. Now I watch him on Podcasts w Pete and his stand up, even reruns, never gets old