What’s with All the Dogs at the Airport? - Sebastian Maniscalco

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2020
  • Sebastian Maniscalco urges people to let their dogs be dogs and explains the difference between getting the dinner bill when you’re on a first date vs. when you’re married.
    Original Airdate: January 18, 2008
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  • @suedave88
    @suedave88 3 года назад +190

    This guys voice and body language are just masterful.

    • @ananddoijode
      @ananddoijode 3 года назад +1

      Couldn't agree more!

    • @jimcurry5458
      @jimcurry5458 2 года назад +2

      💯 His material is funny but when you throw in the physical aspect and his mannerisms it’s a whole different level. He sometimes makes me laugh until I cry. His airport check in and Chipotle bits are classics!

    • @ayandamthimkhulu851
      @ayandamthimkhulu851 2 года назад +2

      Tell Santa what you want🤣

  • @JoePhillips1983
    @JoePhillips1983 3 года назад +213

    "Tell santa what you want", can't stop laughing.

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet 2 года назад +25

    "Ya Cooper...tell Santa what you want." I'm dying over here! 😂😂 I love when he 'whispers'! The sushi...😂😂😂

  • @mishonkid
    @mishonkid 3 года назад +173

    He is the only one who makes me laugh hysterically. I would love to see him perform in person.

    • @judifrank6682
      @judifrank6682 3 года назад +2

      Do it Lydia. Worth tbe money

    • @steveandmissieyounghusband930
      @steveandmissieyounghusband930 3 года назад +5

      He is incredible! I’ve seen him twice live, the last one I nearly choked laughing so hard.

    • @infamouszephon
      @infamouszephon 2 года назад +3

      He had me crying, when he performed in austin

    • @evyz1413
      @evyz1413 Год назад

      Saw him a few times. Cried laughing

    • @triciacorley329
      @triciacorley329 Год назад

      When Sebastian was not a well known name per-say my girlfriends and I saw him at Zanies in old town after a dinner at Topo Gigio we did not stop laughing, belly laughing for a solid minute!!!
      All weekend my abs were in pain like I broke a couple of ribs and I swear my laugh lines started to appear!! What an
      AMAZING performance!!
      On a complete different comic subject, what happened to Daniel Tosh?

  • @PokerJunkie83
    @PokerJunkie83 3 года назад +203

    I honestly thought Dog Santa wasn’t a real thing, until I went to the mall last fall/early December and saw the Santa catering to dogs. I laughed my ass off the whole way out of the mall 😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelsherron5750
      @michaelsherron5750 3 года назад +2

      You mean they're really IS a "Dog Santa"??

    • @selvmortsydd
      @selvmortsydd Год назад +3

      I figured there must be because he mostly tells real life things ..

    • @finster1968
      @finster1968 10 месяцев назад

      Are you kidding? As soon as he said “In Los Angeles this year….” you should’ve known it was for real.

  • @deliacordero5128
    @deliacordero5128 3 года назад +628

    I absolutely love him!! I sometimes feel depressed and then I start to look at his RUclips videos he helps me so much!! My mood changes

  • @gracen9714
    @gracen9714 3 года назад +133

    So wholesome. Never crude. Love this man.

    • @Beck-Stein
      @Beck-Stein 2 года назад +5

      Wholesome? Lol. The guy was cussing.

    • @nckhed
      @nckhed 2 года назад

      @@Beck-Stein I think "wholesome" today means "not racist". 😂 This dude is kinda funny, but go back and listen to the audiences at shows like Katt Williams, Steve Harvey, etc. The audiences laughed way harder in the past. Now, it's like people chuckle just enough so there isn't any awkward laughter.

    • @Beck-Stein
      @Beck-Stein 2 года назад +3

      @@nckhed my definition of wholesome are guys on “dry bar” humor. No cussing. Clean sets. I think its much more difficult to do.

    • @thenightporter
      @thenightporter 2 года назад +3

      You clearly haven't seen a lot of his routines.

    • @dudeabides23
      @dudeabides23 Год назад

      Yes that part about the dog licking his balls was wholesome like the Andy Rooney show

  • @nancyvetter8767
    @nancyvetter8767 2 года назад +12

    Talking to his dog: “How you doing? Okay? Get outta here.” Lol

    • @jeanmarielieb2929
      @jeanmarielieb2929 Год назад +1

      I know the "Ok get outta here" is
      what I think when I pet other people's dogs. I mean I like them but I came for your owner. Like, don't bogart my attention.

  • @randywebb7052
    @randywebb7052 3 года назад +63

    I love Sebastian bc he talks about real life. What makes us similar. What we have in common. Enough divisiveness. Were all people. And we all have far more in common that what makes us different

    • @amykessler6292
      @amykessler6292 2 года назад +1

      Yes! How we r all a bit Crazy !!

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 2 года назад

      Life ins pol to the Table!!!!!!!!!!!! he cracks me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @nckhed
      @nckhed 2 года назад

      And real life is kinda boring, which is why comedians of the past were much funnier. They mixed fiction in with truth and made things funnier. Why do you think "reality" TV shows have so much drama? It's completely manufactured. Why is that? Because without manufactured drama, those TV shows would be boring as hell. That's because people's everyday lives aren't very interesting at all, so they have to create situations and scenarios to keep people watching.

  • @kkossor3046
    @kkossor3046 3 года назад +296

    Nobody does it better than Sebastian! When this pandemic is over, I’m going to go to one of his shows!

    • @AtortAerials
      @AtortAerials 3 года назад +4

      kkossor if the pandemic is over. 🤪

    • @janicedevereux2839
      @janicedevereux2839 3 года назад +8

      Be prepared… I too wanted to see his show. The tickets were $400. Sebastian is fantastic! He is not a comedian that stands on the stage and tells their jokes. He is a comedian who uses the stage and his body to accentuate his storytelling. That is what makes him great. I am in New York so perhaps the tickets are less expensive in other states. The $400 was the least expensive. $800 for me and my husband, plus the taxes and surcharges nobody even knows what that is, with dinner would be $1000. I just refuse to do that. I hope you have better luck.

    • @deborahparrish2201
      @deborahparrish2201 3 года назад +5

      This "pandemic" was NEVER a pandemic. Please!!!!!!!

    • @MzMary801
      @MzMary801 3 года назад +4

      Yes! You will love it!
      His show in Chicago 2017, a guy in our audience must have been high off his ass because he would laugh and laugh before he could finish his joke or he'd over laugh. He stopped in the middle of his act and told him to laugh on que and for the next couple min, he became the joke and it became extra material we all laughed our asses to. Especially the laughing guy. 😄 LIVE is always the best Especially when its comedians! I hope you get to see him soon! ♡

    • @kkossor3046
      @kkossor3046 3 года назад +1

      @@janicedevereux2839 Wow! That is steep but to get decent seating, you need to spend that or more. But it’s not that often one gets to see a comedian of his caliber. Thanks for the info and Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays. 🎄

  • @Carlospjr
    @Carlospjr 2 года назад +5

    Yea Cooper you’re going to see Santa today 👏🏽👏🏽😂😂

  • @josephinelarosa7031
    @josephinelarosa7031 2 года назад +24

    Sebastian is the perfect antidote for this sometimes bleak time. We 💕 you!

  • @nataliehessler6463
    @nataliehessler6463 3 года назад +54

    Finally someone who says “ It’s a DOG”

  • @judifrank6682
    @judifrank6682 3 года назад +9

    I agree with the comments. Hes one of the few who make me laugh hysterically. Drove from Florida to Asheville, NC to see him. So worth it.

  • @dianemorgan2968
    @dianemorgan2968 3 года назад +89

    this guy is hilarious!!

  • @nota7660
    @nota7660 2 года назад +4

    My favorite is when he did the 2 legged dog that he saw from the Oprah show and the way he mocked the dog made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe

  • @desireepeters7520
    @desireepeters7520 3 года назад +60

    That's something my husband would say about the bill for dinner, I love Sebastian sense of humor and so does my husband!!!👍🏼🎃🇺🇸

  • @pololee-james8347
    @pololee-james8347 3 года назад +40

    "I started sweating... on the inside" I'm still in training

  • @martalacasa5164
    @martalacasa5164 3 года назад +15

    He is HILARIOUS ...honestly presenting the ABSURD realities of our daily living and taking to a new level and making us LAUGH TO THE EXTREME...with that unforgettable New York 'Litlle Italy' style...

  • @brianharder7714
    @brianharder7714 3 года назад +32

    I want the dog bit to be longer. Lots of room to move there. He could hit it out of the park.

  • @onehandclapping3094
    @onehandclapping3094 3 года назад +338

    This is our nutty society today. He’s joking but hits it right on the head

    • @janicedevereux2839
      @janicedevereux2839 3 года назад +13

      That’s what makes his jokes so funny. They’re relevant to our every day lives. Sebastian says out-loud what we are all thinking…

    • @LordStanley94
      @LordStanley94 3 года назад +10

      My father said this in the 80s. How fucked up society has become. I get it: love your dog, treat it humanely. But Jesus Tap Dancing Christ.

    • @kevincantwellgainesvillegu106
      @kevincantwellgainesvillegu106 3 года назад

      I just love all you guys reaction. Keep the happening

    • @dropssergian
      @dropssergian 3 года назад +2

      I don’t think he’s joking, hahaha, he’s making it funny.

    • @nckhed
      @nckhed 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, the animal worship kinda sickens me. I love cats and dogs and animals in general, but I don't hold them above anyone or anything.

  • @dancarnahan1919
    @dancarnahan1919 3 года назад +9

    He is easily in my top 5 comedians all time!!

  • @havefaith4358
    @havefaith4358 3 года назад +11

    He's good! His demeanor in his story-telling keeps you on your seat! LOL!

  • @TheBerny32
    @TheBerny32 3 года назад +20

    Sebastian Maniscalco is my favorite Comedian!! He makes me laugh so hard each and evry time!!! :-D LMAO

  • @lucieiwanyshyn5628
    @lucieiwanyshyn5628 Год назад +2

    Love love him his face makes me laugh his stories Crack me up!

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 3 года назад +81

    Doggy Santa: "I get to sit around and pet dogs all day? Awesome."

    • @alswearengen6427
      @alswearengen6427 3 года назад +2

      Lol, I feel like an idiot now. I thought Doggy Santa was a dog.

    • @janicedevereux2839
      @janicedevereux2839 3 года назад +2

      And get paid for it… Doggy Santa is laughing all the way to the bank

    • @warrenny
      @warrenny 3 года назад +1

      Dude! That is where the money is. I cater to pet people....they throw money around.
      These days you can more selling dog sweaters than real sweaters.

  • @tracyjacksonjackson4221
    @tracyjacksonjackson4221 2 года назад +9

    This guy is funny. I love the comedy about his father and getting rid of the pests eating up his tomatoes.

  • @eMegMBea
    @eMegMBea 2 года назад +8

    Not gunna lie...I would have totally been the lady taking my last dog to "see Santa" if there had been one around! 😂😂😂

  • @debrawise8400
    @debrawise8400 Год назад +2

    Love Sebastian's voice characterizations!😄

  • @EvieVermont
    @EvieVermont 3 года назад +10

    Hadn't seen this bit. Sebastian is one of my all-time favorite comedians.

  • @user-qf2ue2id1q
    @user-qf2ue2id1q 3 года назад +32

    Just like the office; he has us rolling just by reenacting every day life, I think he's a genius for it

  • @lindamcclintock5817
    @lindamcclintock5817 3 года назад +9

    He brightens up my day..every day..here in Ireland....thank you Sebastian x

  • @lushorty63
    @lushorty63 3 года назад +10

    I freaking love this gem! He makes my mouth hurt laughing so much I say proudly!

  • @freedahaynes846
    @freedahaynes846 3 года назад +9

    Had the pleasure of seeing Sebastian in Phoenix in 2017. I want him to come back. He is my favorite comedian, as he replaced Tim Allen, whom I love as well.

  • @diddlysquat8595
    @diddlysquat8595 2 года назад +6

    One of the funniest stand up comedians I’ve ever seen.

    • @jeanmarielieb2929
      @jeanmarielieb2929 Год назад

      Absolutely. Also pieces of his material stay with you. Like, "Ok get outta here", to the dog.

  • @grantryder5463
    @grantryder5463 3 года назад +13

    He has mannerisms like Joe Pesci. They are both brilliant!

  • @starlingswallow
    @starlingswallow 3 года назад +54

    Do people not look at the prices on a menu _before_ they order??!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @isabellaquinn8041
      @isabellaquinn8041 3 года назад +6

      Some expensive restaurants don't have prices on the menu

    • @christianwag3015
      @christianwag3015 3 года назад +1

      Cheapos like you are many...lol 😆😆

    • @karenriley6586
      @karenriley6586 3 года назад +1

      If ya have to ask ya can't afford it

  • @debbytirella9413
    @debbytirella9413 3 года назад +9

    Thank you for brightening my mood!

  • @DeviantMotives
    @DeviantMotives 3 года назад +4

    Dying laughing 🤣

  • @ryanthelion0014
    @ryanthelion0014 2 года назад +4

    He is the only thing that keeps me from my depression too! All time favorite comic

  • @claudiacarley4050
    @claudiacarley4050 3 года назад +4

    I love him too...he's so real and funny👍😊♥️

  • @joecook5689
    @joecook5689 3 года назад +26

    He nailed crazy Joey gallo in the Irishman. Scorsese movies like to cast comedians.

  • @jeneiyacalderon953
    @jeneiyacalderon953 3 года назад +16

    That was a good ending.

  • @kylegushue
    @kylegushue 3 года назад +23

    Dude's really funny.

  • @MD-wk3gj
    @MD-wk3gj 3 года назад +8

    You know sure as the sun will rise in the East Sebastian came up with the idea for the dog bit when he was waiting in line with his dog (who HE had dressed up with a Christmas sweater and bandana.)

  • @belindagreene1865
    @belindagreene1865 3 года назад +11

    He is hysterically funny!!. Hugs

  • @MzMary801
    @MzMary801 3 года назад +6

    I started sweating...On the Inside. 😄 How'd i miss this stand up.

  • @melanieharvey4537
    @melanieharvey4537 3 года назад +6

    Luv his expressions!!!!!!!

  • @blainehouser4354
    @blainehouser4354 3 года назад +2

    🇺🇸America Needs You🇺🇸Thank You

  • @zachvalere
    @zachvalere 2 года назад +1

    "And then I started sweating" 😭😭😭

  • @Prodogy92
    @Prodogy92 3 года назад +27

    What the hell did you order for a dinner for 2 for sushi?lol

  • @omartiz
    @omartiz 3 года назад +4

    What a great comedian

  • @rstewart7879
    @rstewart7879 2 года назад +4

    He is a comedy genius ..

  • @Zara-fd2ec
    @Zara-fd2ec 3 года назад +7

    Sebastian I'm hooked. So damn funny I'm dyeee'nnn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @knkn4508
    @knkn4508 3 года назад +4

    Sebastian is the funniest!!!

  • @apothecaryrx88
    @apothecaryrx88 3 года назад +5

    Hilarious! 🤣😂 Period!

  • @iCanbEYOURrUKIA
    @iCanbEYOURrUKIA 3 года назад +41

    Sebastian is hysterical! Do check out his 3 Netflix specials when you have time! ( I mean, you're home anyway, right?)

  • @johnnino2755
    @johnnino2755 3 года назад +5

    “ Cooper “ a popular dog name on the left coast 🤣🤣🤣😎

  • @miked1311
    @miked1311 2 года назад +1

    Please mercy. I can't stop laughing. Amazing

  • @carlosgomez8844
    @carlosgomez8844 2 года назад +2

    I love Sebastian comedy's but my two favorite jokes ever from him is Cooper the dog and Faith the dog

  • @trex5703
    @trex5703 2 года назад +1

    Haha my dog has seen santa before 🤣

  • @cristinaferreira2230
    @cristinaferreira2230 3 года назад +7

    So funny he makes my day I needed a good laugh.

  • @christib1537
    @christib1537 3 года назад +26

    Haha! My brother does this at a local dog rescue. "Santa Paws"

  • @mpage2654
    @mpage2654 3 года назад +4

    Love this guy !🤣🤣

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet 2 года назад +4

    Sebastian you are absolutely HILARIOUS!! Your voices and expressions are priceless!!! I am DYING every time I watch you!! 😂😂😂 Going to one of your shows someday is on my bucket list!! ❤ God bless you!

  • @Eddie-ym1vq
    @Eddie-ym1vq 3 года назад +46

    He's right. People have the insatiable urge to have to take their dog everywhere they go. Leave the dog home.

    • @kinndah2519
      @kinndah2519 3 года назад +4

      That's not always a good idea depending on the dog. Some dogs need to be alone for a bit. Others get anxiety and need dog daycare, a companion, or you.

    • @Eddie-ym1vq
      @Eddie-ym1vq 3 года назад +5

      People need to toughen up. Never seen such a weak ass generation

    • @lots3799
      @lots3799 2 года назад +2

      Stop putting clothes on animals! That's nuts!!

    • @lots3799
      @lots3799 2 года назад +2

      @@Eddie-ym1vq That's why kids are so fat and have health issues. The parents drive them everywhere, or they have motorized skate boards.😆

    • @nckhed
      @nckhed 2 года назад

      @@kinndah2519 Feeding an animal's (or a person's) anxiety only makes it worse. My dog used to whine when left alone and she eventually stopped because nobody coddled her the second she whined. Maybe not every situation is the same, but I think people tend to make those anxieties worse in their pets because they insist on doing everything they can to "fix" the problem and they only reinforce the issue. Then, they start putting their dogs on medication. It's ridiculous and people are obsessive to the point of destruction.

  • @MsGnor
    @MsGnor 3 месяца назад

    Mall Santa Paws, itching to give Sebastian his biz card 😂🎅🐶🐾🐾🎁🎄

  • @joerivera6011
    @joerivera6011 3 года назад +23

    Recently found him online, he's really good!😆😃

    • @joshuagorman1259
      @joshuagorman1259 3 года назад +3

      He has 3 stand ups on netflix all worth the watch

    • @joerivera6011
      @joerivera6011 3 года назад +1

      @@joshuagorman1259 Awesome, Thanks for heads up!😃👍🏼

    • @rong805
      @rong805 3 года назад

      Ya, you got some catching up to do my friend!! I sometimes find things and think to myself, how the hell did I not know about this when it came out?! 🤔🤔

  • @marialane1805
    @marialane1805 3 года назад +5

    Brilliant!

  • @josephdangelo2410
    @josephdangelo2410 2 года назад +1

    This guy is best I heard in a long. Time thankyou sebastianmanicalco

  • @jessicashipley4745
    @jessicashipley4745 3 года назад +2

    And they say round about that laughter is the best treatment

  • @dahliacohen7909
    @dahliacohen7909 3 года назад +3

    Santa paws!!! Nothing like that in England, thank goodness. :)))

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 3 года назад +1

      Groups here do that as fundraisers for rescue purposes. You get a picture of your dog in Santa’s lap. It is wildly popular.

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 2 года назад +1

      @@arribaficationwineho32 👍🏼

  • @jrtaylor57
    @jrtaylor57 Год назад

    This is the FUNNIEST comedian I have ever seen!!

  • @RobinZipporah
    @RobinZipporah 2 года назад +1

    My favorite comedian since Carlin!!!

  • @joycemartin4889
    @joycemartin4889 2 года назад +1

    This guy is soooooo funny !!!!😆😅😂🤣

  • @vmaund33
    @vmaund33 3 года назад +2

    Too damn relatable ahahaha

  • @uncleblack7322
    @uncleblack7322 2 года назад +1

    every segment is Funny, Love it...

  • @marcotrujillo5505
    @marcotrujillo5505 3 месяца назад

    He's royalty of physical comedy!

  • @illuminatingmovement
    @illuminatingmovement 3 года назад +2

    He’s my favorite forEVERRR

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 3 года назад +7

    One of the best sets of all time

  • @greenleavesofsummer9673
    @greenleavesofsummer9673 2 года назад +2

    Sebastian brings back normalcy.

  • @ginapierre7618
    @ginapierre7618 2 года назад +1

    Besides. Jerry Lewis sebastian maniscalco is my second favorite comedian. He is just awesome,funny as hell. Love him,love him so much.i would love to meet him.

  • @frankm8533
    @frankm8533 2 года назад +1

    I would never ever pay that much for dinner for two people!!!

  • @lots3799
    @lots3799 2 года назад

    " Cooper" !! Beer 🍻right threw both nostrils!🤧😆😆😆

  • @JohnDoe-rb4yz
    @JohnDoe-rb4yz 2 года назад

    Take a gooood look we’re not coming back to dis place! Hahaha! Love it!

  • @elimccol
    @elimccol Год назад

    He says what we are all thinking….hiding when the doorbell rings, check! He is THE best!

  • @suzanneblaylock9598
    @suzanneblaylock9598 3 года назад

    Made my morning. THANK YOU !

  • @DragonAurora
    @DragonAurora 3 года назад +18

    I can totally understand...my ex gf had a dog named Cooper.
    GAWD

  • @lastnamegordon3893
    @lastnamegordon3893 3 года назад +6

    “We do dog things. Why’s the dog for socks on” haha

  • @karinaweber5759
    @karinaweber5759 3 года назад +1

    Love Sebastian!

  • @marloulman104
    @marloulman104 Год назад

    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

  • @jupitersmalls1507
    @jupitersmalls1507 3 года назад +1

    Such a talent. Just funny!

  • @redwood1133
    @redwood1133 3 года назад +11

    Just throw the card on the bill and dont even look at it.... cry about it after you get home

  • @KittyPurrsMistress
    @KittyPurrsMistress 3 года назад +1

    So awesome.

  • @RobinZipporah
    @RobinZipporah 2 года назад +1

    Went to see him at The Saenger Theatre here in New Orleans, in July!! SO excited!!! Wish I were closer though I was on the floor seated.

  • @greystone98
    @greystone98 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant.

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 3 года назад +3

    It's a dog crazy world now.

  • @oghuvwublessing705
    @oghuvwublessing705 3 года назад +21

    Proverbs 11:30 The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life, and he who wins souls is wise.

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 3 года назад +3

      Amen. Thank you for sharing. This is a beautiful verse

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 3 года назад +3

      @FlamQ Dbltap God bless you

    • @eowyneadig7879
      @eowyneadig7879 3 года назад

      FlamQ Dbltap is someone forfeiting a vacation supposed to change history?

  • @keithallver2450
    @keithallver2450 2 года назад +1

    Dog nutters take insanity to a whole new level.

  • @lesliegavinsneddon7828
    @lesliegavinsneddon7828 2 года назад

    He is soooo good🤣