How Women in Their Twenties Dance - Sebastian Maniscalco

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  • Опубликовано: 22 апр 2021
  • Sebastian Maniscalco compares the way twenty-something women and thirty-something men dance, and encourages couples to go to Las Vegas together.
    Original airdate: January 18, 2008
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  • @andreamartin2953
    @andreamartin2953 3 года назад +384

    Sebastian's little smile after he tells a joke is absolutely adorable.

  • @ronyislam683
    @ronyislam683 2 года назад +9

    "what do want me to do? Float?" had me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Carlospjr
    @Carlospjr 2 года назад +45

    His jokes his deliveries his mannerisms clean and hysterical 😭👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @glynis1007
    @glynis1007 3 года назад +174

    This guy was born to be a comedian-good lord he’s too flippin funny 😆

  • @feliciasantiago4345
    @feliciasantiago4345 3 года назад +153

    Wow he’s so young there. Time flys. But I think he looks better now than ever. 👍🏼 he’s so funny 🤣

    • @Hdgsgdhsh
      @Hdgsgdhsh 3 года назад +13

      He does age very well!

    • @girlygal098
      @girlygal098 2 года назад +4

      Just like wine. 😍

  • @mrjjwilliam3995
    @mrjjwilliam3995 3 года назад +43

    “What do you mean you want to kick my puppy?” Lmao 😂

  • @roseanneferrara8641
    @roseanneferrara8641 Год назад +8

    I absolutely love this guy, he cracks me up, bravo Sebastian!!!

  • @sylviab.791
    @sylviab.791 2 года назад +214

    This is so true my then husband and I were dancing on a platform I turned around thought he went for his drink he later told me he fell off.🤣

  • @dal6100
    @dal6100 3 года назад +98

    he cracks me up every time

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 2 года назад +1

      Everytime!!! LMAO! I hope you have a beautiful day sweetheart

    • @RapidCycling07
      @RapidCycling07 2 года назад +1

      LOL! Rico Suave!

  • @joycemartin4889
    @joycemartin4889 2 года назад +20

    Love, love, love the way he mimics a women !!!!!! 😆😅🤣

  • @dsholt
    @dsholt 3 года назад +124

    Was trying place what year this was in, then he pulls out the Motorola Razr and says he didn’t know what texting is. Hello 2004!

    • @4knewt505
      @4knewt505 3 года назад +6

      I feel better. The entire set seemed dated

    • @jamesahern9864
      @jamesahern9864 3 года назад +12

      2008

    • @dsholt
      @dsholt 3 года назад +6

      @@jamesahern9864 yep, got that date wrong. Razr wasn't released until 2006.

    • @TheBusyJane
      @TheBusyJane 3 года назад +4

      2004 makes way more sense. It says the air date was 2008, but it must have been old by then because I remember texting being fairly common by 2006.

    • @ikinbae5120
      @ikinbae5120 3 года назад

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      Leurs états de santé
      respectifs les empêchent
      de s'approcher trop
      près l'un de l'autre.
      在整個人類歷史上,強者,
      富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市~sae和鄉村中的弱者,無力防守和貧窮成員。
      然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其𝔻𝕅𝔸融入不斷發展的人類社會。
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。
      他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木)來調味食物煮的時候 1619467547

  • @earthling8585
    @earthling8585 3 года назад +27

    The "predictive text" is what I call that. The funniest ones I've ever gotten are from my daughter. Her generation texts like ninja's! So super fast, it's hilarious what "predictive text" gets through. Always the best!

  • @sneakerlove5313
    @sneakerlove5313 2 года назад +24

    He puts me in such a good mood.🥰

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 3 года назад +52

    Man, I get that leg burn from just SPOONING, no joke. My body was not built for anything but relaxing.

    • @JackLinko
      @JackLinko 3 года назад +5

      Go for a run god damn

    • @CaribbeanQueen72xx
      @CaribbeanQueen72xx 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CourtTV.
      @CourtTV. 3 года назад

      stretch ,yoga and do isometic workout youtube it.Drink warm water if you have bad ciruculation.

    • @Carlospjr
      @Carlospjr 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sneakerlove5313
      @sneakerlove5313 2 года назад +1

      Haha me too 😂 don’t listen to the haters

  • @DarkCavalry1228
    @DarkCavalry1228 3 года назад +15

    Classic timing at perfection

  • @Mjgirl55
    @Mjgirl55 2 года назад +12

    Sebastian is THE man!!! Best comedian on the planet ❤️❤️❤️

  • @ElitaAli1
    @ElitaAli1 3 года назад +14

    "I want to participate." 😂

  • @roy1337
    @roy1337 2 года назад +14

    the dancing part is the reason why i stopped going to clubs ... its so true

  • @roarthur5307
    @roarthur5307 2 года назад +7

    Best comedian ever!!!!!!!
    ..........PERIOD
    We love you Sebastian
    Never stop making us laugh. And you were great in the Irish Man with the great Joe Peci, AL Pacino, and Robert Deniro.

  • @spiritualempress6691
    @spiritualempress6691 2 года назад +41

    I ALWAYS do this after a few drinks 😂 “where are we going now?” And guys are always like wtf???

  • @user-ty6do8yz4l
    @user-ty6do8yz4l 2 года назад +26

    I'm a little older than Sabastian, and I can totally feel the 80s, in some of his mannerisms. Always love an S.M. video, although he's much less kinky than the other SM videos...

  • @rebeccaphelps3196
    @rebeccaphelps3196 2 года назад +32

    I watched this 3 nights in a row. Hilarious every time 🤣

  • @florptytoo
    @florptytoo 3 года назад +12

    Ok, I rarely if ever spit coffee out of my nose, but when it got to "I couldn't get back up," it happened. Right through the nose. God damnit.

  • @sylviastreet6785
    @sylviastreet6785 2 года назад +13

    He looks Italian, sound Italian and moves Italian! And funny! And handsome!

    • @parispoet
      @parispoet 2 года назад +2

      He IS Italian! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @loriparsons6987
    @loriparsons6987 3 года назад +46

    I love this man!! Bucket list to see him someday

    • @littleoldal
      @littleoldal 3 года назад +2

      Atlantic City in June

    • @divaah4406
      @divaah4406 3 года назад

      2021 'Nobody Does This' tour has average price of $405 per ticket.

    • @girlart9
      @girlart9 2 года назад +1

      I’ve seen him twice. Once in Denver and two years ago in Sahuarita, Arizona. He will slay you. Be ready. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lisachauvin
      @lisachauvin 2 года назад

      it’s not cheap…save your money

    • @angiespitz5291
      @angiespitz5291 2 года назад

      Me too

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 2 года назад +3

    Cracking up at 2 in the morning!🤣

  • @davidcullen382
    @davidcullen382 2 года назад +13

    Funny stuff!!! And he avoids politics, at least here... Deals with the day to day "life" stuff!!!! First time viewing and I'm a fan!!!

  • @-the_wandering_eremite-
    @-the_wandering_eremite- 2 года назад +5

    This guy is a guaranteed laugh.

  • @theyawningari
    @theyawningari 3 года назад +37

    “Where we goin now?”
    Good question

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 3 года назад +26

    Cant wait until he starts doing stand up again! Wish he was on television!

    • @divaah4406
      @divaah4406 3 года назад +1

      Tickets went on sale last week for 2021 'Nobody Does This' tour. Average ticket price is $ 405.

    • @uswish.
      @uswish. 2 года назад +1

      @@divaah4406 holy moly

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast Год назад +1

      @@divaah4406 O.O Did that include round-trip airfare and hotel rooms?

  • @theabcaat123
    @theabcaat123 3 года назад +9

    that flip phone though

  • @MrChewy63
    @MrChewy63 2 года назад

    What do you want me to do float? ....lol killer line

  • @lushorty63
    @lushorty63 3 года назад +17

    Lmao!! Well i am 46 years old & my to go to dance move is the moonwalk backwards with a splash of the safety dance & finale of the wave hence its my dance so I can rock a solo lol. Ahh I love Love this awsome funny man.

  • @janetmayer3562
    @janetmayer3562 2 года назад

    "What, you want me to float??" Hilarious
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  • @CaribbeanQueen72xx
    @CaribbeanQueen72xx 3 года назад +49

    Ohhhh my God this guy never fail to make me laugh till I cried 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣am literally on the floor .😃😄

    • @RapidCycling07
      @RapidCycling07 2 года назад +1

      Please don’t take Our Lord’s Name in vain. Peace!

  • @agrarianarc
    @agrarianarc Год назад

    “I like this… I wanna participate….” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christinaalexander1111
    @christinaalexander1111 2 года назад +1

    😂The head whip !!!

  • @joannasunday
    @joannasunday 2 года назад

    Lol "kick my puppy." Hilarious!

  • @roarthur5307
    @roarthur5307 3 года назад +7

    He's the best comedian ever in the history of funny.
    You are the best...PERIOD

  • @andthnwat
    @andthnwat 2 года назад +1

    Effin hysterical 🤣

  • @christophercasarez5687
    @christophercasarez5687 Год назад +1

    This man is my spirit animal

  • @brianchampion3337
    @brianchampion3337 2 года назад +7

    Need more of his comedy.

  • @bestever5511
    @bestever5511 3 года назад +11

    The only guy that makes me laugh.

    • @dharmadharma3960
      @dharmadharma3960 2 года назад

      You gotta check out his and Pete's podcast together

  • @S_A_D.
    @S_A_D. 3 года назад +7

    Bahahaha ...he's the BEST!! 😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @RollerSkatinActor
    @RollerSkatinActor 2 года назад +2

    I'm a child of the 80's so I'm still at the club as well as the roller skating rink.

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet 2 года назад +1

    "Kick my puppy"...LOL 🤣🤣

  • @carlasalvatierra7959
    @carlasalvatierra7959 3 года назад +5

    I love it 😂

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 2 года назад +1

    Watching again today 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

  • @Doggieworld3Show
    @Doggieworld3Show Год назад +1

    Saw this coming 🤣😂 Sebs did the twerks well

  • @valm.5920
    @valm.5920 3 года назад +14

    very seinfeld-esque, def would love to catch a show of theirs

  • @eyeonbooks
    @eyeonbooks 2 года назад

    "I want to kick your puppy" LOLOLOLO.

  • @oiaiofoster4775
    @oiaiofoster4775 2 года назад

    I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!

  • @lillm5774
    @lillm5774 3 года назад +3

    Hang up and text me. 😂😂

  • @williamparker9110
    @williamparker9110 3 года назад +3

    Whenever u need a good laugh

  • @Carlospjr
    @Carlospjr 2 года назад +2

    Sebastian is Seinfeld reincarnated. What you want me to do float. 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Harley6040
    @Harley6040 2 года назад

    Awesome 👏🏼

  • @adeltoral
    @adeltoral 3 года назад +10

    Sebastian’s talking about T9?! LOL - I remember that predictive text crap. It’s obsolete now, but dang, RUclips, maybe give me a MORE RECENT comedy clip suggestion from him? Don’t take me all the way back to my 20s! 😆

    • @jschnei3
      @jschnei3 3 года назад +2

      T9 Word was the best thing about my 20s. I miss it

    • @dharmadharma3960
      @dharmadharma3960 2 года назад +1

      I know right? This is 14 years old 😆

  • @ER-uy7ct
    @ER-uy7ct 2 года назад +2

    My husband just asked me what was so funny....he heard me laughing....from the basement.....over Gears of War (maybe?).......with his head set on........where his buddies were yelling in the match............I just laughed harder......

  • @joanofarc9438
    @joanofarc9438 2 года назад +2

    I can't see I'm laughing so hard over you want kick my puppy.

  • @GodlyVibe_
    @GodlyVibe_ 2 года назад

    😆🤣 he’s good 💯🙌🏽

  • @tracimetcalf3374
    @tracimetcalf3374 2 года назад +10

    Women just love to dance . My stepfather always said he learned to dance to be successful with the ladies.

  • @livingadreamlife1428
    @livingadreamlife1428 2 года назад

    Excellent!

  • @bellaluna170
    @bellaluna170 2 года назад +1

    Hes amazing

  • @jackofalltemposdigitalchil7483

    I betchu didn’t notice the pit stains @3:28 😂

  • @richcxx
    @richcxx 2 года назад

    T9-Word hahahaha man I used to use that all the time...

  • @fannysierra7040
    @fannysierra7040 2 года назад

    Love him so mucj

  • @007coleyfoley
    @007coleyfoley 3 года назад +4

    COLEY FOLEY SAYS: HE MEANT "KISS HER PUPPY"... HAHAHA!

  • @rogermoore27
    @rogermoore27 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂this guy is very good

  • @marciawhite692
    @marciawhite692 3 года назад +22

    I'm Sicilian and can't dance 😪 he's so funny

  • @leahplyler
    @leahplyler 2 года назад

    IKR!

  • @trashman3090
    @trashman3090 2 года назад

    WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED 😆 FUNNY HAD THAT

  • @marcdavis2745
    @marcdavis2745 5 месяцев назад

    My Go To Comic Just Great

  • @jillh7934
    @jillh7934 2 года назад

    Lol a little envelope

  • @justinmarlin2304
    @justinmarlin2304 Год назад +1

    This is ancient haha T9 I haven’t heard that in decades

  • @zoukchata
    @zoukchata 2 года назад +2

    Cleanest comedian ever...

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 2 года назад

      Except when he’s not. I thought he was bigtime-blue comedy at first 😂

  • @ellebold
    @ellebold 3 года назад +7

    Funniest ever

  • @joiemills3399
    @joiemills3399 3 года назад +10

    I didn’t check when this originally aired and I was like “why is he talking about texting like that?”

  • @wamutogoria
    @wamutogoria 3 года назад +4

    The flip phone tho'

  • @carmagurl317
    @carmagurl317 3 года назад +13

    Lol this is so true. Why don't guys ever wanna go anywhere else ??

  • @Hohzaye
    @Hohzaye 3 года назад +3

    0:56 wtf are you doing bro?! Don do that! 😅

  • @111danish111
    @111danish111 2 года назад +1

    I like his shirt.

  • @op8726
    @op8726 2 года назад +1

    “Wow I like this…. I wanna participate.”

  • @eMemoryCard
    @eMemoryCard 3 года назад +4

    What do you mean you want to kick my puppy. *LOL*

  • @reinab8168
    @reinab8168 2 года назад

    This guy!!!

  • @luisvillarreal5262
    @luisvillarreal5262 2 года назад

    "What do you mean you want to kick my puppy?" I think we men know what that message was supposed to mean. 😛🤪😝😛😋😂

  • @faridmejia7352
    @faridmejia7352 2 года назад

    Where we going now 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭

  • @winston2770
    @winston2770 Год назад

    LOL!

  • @mikem5043
    @mikem5043 2 года назад

    He could probably do a good "Mr. Peeples"

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +6

    🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @debbiezatterberg5481
    @debbiezatterberg5481 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kipperrepublic2644
    @kipperrepublic2644 3 года назад +3

    Kick my puppy 😁

  • @Kellykittymom
    @Kellykittymom 3 года назад +2

    😂😂😂

  • @BtrDaze
    @BtrDaze 3 года назад +5

    Kick my puppy. Nice

  • @blancam848
    @blancam848 2 года назад

    Lmfao 😂

  • @TheJamen0000
    @TheJamen0000 Год назад

    I think he’s getting a Netflix special sometime in September it’s at the Wynn hotel in Vegas

  • @malapanchoosingh9693
    @malapanchoosingh9693 2 года назад

    He is just funny

  • @SeanLaMontagne
    @SeanLaMontagne 2 года назад +1

    Is this the guy with the amazing structure

  • @scoremxcom
    @scoremxcom 2 года назад

    "The Green Book"

  • @nanalamb4623
    @nanalamb4623 3 года назад +10

    LOL i dated a Korean guy for two years and that is how I learned to text let me tell yah

  • @ScientistRenzo
    @ScientistRenzo 3 года назад +5

    This was so fuunny