John Mulaney: “For Years, I was a child”

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @Martial-Mat
    @Martial-Mat 11 месяцев назад +887

    5:51 "You'd love him Lucy" I love that friendly, kind, wholesome interaction with a fan.

    • @summerperez4450
      @summerperez4450 11 месяцев назад +7

      Take me creep vibes tbh

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat 11 месяцев назад +56

      @@summerperez4450 I thought it was a lovely interaction, and the girl and her family were all clearly delighted too.

    • @thekinglymidas
      @thekinglymidas 10 месяцев назад +29

      I went to go see him live in december. he interacted with this one young fan and it was honestly really wholesome. it was mainly just him being shocked because the fan said her mother called him the “nancy reagan of my generation”

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@thekinglymidas I'm no strangers to offensive comedy, but I must admit, I love the clean comedians who do not attack the audience the best.

    • @WillConley
      @WillConley 9 месяцев назад +1

      Wholesome. What's with that word popping up all over? What do you mean, "wholesome"?

  • @allthingsnu4673
    @allthingsnu4673 Год назад +4681

    I love his comedic story-telling. He really draws you in and then hits you with his punchline. It's a fun experience listening to him.

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Год назад +4495

    Glad they're still circulating the "Salt 'n' Pepper Diner" bit. It was the first thing I'd ever heard from him, and I've loved him ever since. 😂

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Год назад +47

      I'm glad there's video of it, cuz I swear there was a time when only the audio was avaliable. It might actually be the first thing I ever heard from him too now that I think about it!

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 Год назад +17

      This is the 1st I've heard of him. He's hilarious 😂

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 Год назад +29

      I feel so guilty for laughing at the pain of a man with a black cup of coffee hearing What’s New Pussycat for the 5th time…😂💜

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 Год назад

      P

    • @DimJongUn
      @DimJongUn Год назад +4

      @@Washougalite1 were you in a coma, or living with an isolated tribe or something? How have you just now heard of this comedic genius?

  • @SillyGoofyWackyVids
    @SillyGoofyWackyVids Год назад +801

    “I am a proud Asian-American woman! I am a Tiger Mom.” Killed me💀

  • @tmann7064
    @tmann7064 Год назад +1202

    The Salt n Pepper Diner is my favorite bit he has, but this iteration is the BEST. Ive heard his bit on a CD, and it doesn't compare. His energy and charisma is night and day

    • @cmen6895
      @cmen6895 Год назад +24

      it was probably the coke

    • @tmann7064
      @tmann7064 Год назад +37

      @@cmen6895 oh most definitely lmao I just didn’t wanna be the one to say it

    • @squee599
      @squee599 Год назад +13

      That and Horse in a Hospital never fail to crack me up.

    • @Locked0Out
      @Locked0Out Год назад +6

      I was just thinking, "he's not wearing a suit? What the hell is this?"

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 Год назад +1

      @@squee599Man, he took ALL the cocaine for that one.

  • @Epicnewb0126
    @Epicnewb0126 Год назад +1223

    As a 13 yr old, i can confirm that 13 yr olds are in fact, the meanest people in the world.

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 Год назад +79

      as an adult i can confirm i am afraid of you

    • @depressed_bean
      @depressed_bean Год назад +25

      @@beek.4860 :) 14 yr old here, it does NOT get better with age.

    • @drewjay8940
      @drewjay8940 Год назад +26

      ​@@depressed_beanit does get better with age, but 13-14 really isn't that much of an age gap. Middle/high school is a really rough time, and adults love to say "it'll only get worse from here" -- that is NOT true. I had a major falling out with some friends in highschool and I was deeply insecure about it at the time, but once you hit adulthood, you can look back and see that no one is a good person in high school. Once you're out, you'll look back and be a lot less proud of the things you did at that age. Just do the best you can in the meantime.

    • @depressed_bean
      @depressed_bean Год назад +4

      @@drewjay8940 Actually, that isn't always the case. I know some people who are obviously older than me, duh, that didn't get better. They are 25 now and still act 12.

    • @jessamynrising3990
      @jessamynrising3990 Год назад +1

      ​@@depressed_beanDon't worry, it actually will get better! It just takes a couple years. 12-14 was more or less the nadir of adolescence for me. High school is MUCH better than middle school. You'll have more freedom and won't be stuck with the same annoying people ALL the time like you tend be in middle school. So, you get to meet more cool people you like and spend less time with the jerks.
      Freshmen year, people will still be kind of annoying, but it's still better than middle school, and every year after that gets better. I'm rooting for you both! You've got this. :)

  • @ajjamsen694
    @ajjamsen694 Год назад +583

    "The best meal of my life!" Proceeds to say absolutely nothing about the food 🤣

    • @stormrider24
      @stormrider24 10 месяцев назад +27

      It ain't about the food sometimes. Best meal of my life was eating diner food breakfast out of a takeout box with no silverware on a moving bus while on my way to the County Drama Festival with my friends during highschool. The food was pretty good, at best. But I was surrounded by my friends, and i was going to see about seven different theatre performances by other schools all day. We sang on the bus rides, we laughed and cried at the shows, and we played games all day.

    • @liamannegarner8083
      @liamannegarner8083 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@stormrider24 Chicagoan of his generation. If this is the Salt N Pepper Diner across from Oz Park, it's the least interesting food in the world. I ate there all the time as a kid, my school was nearby. The food is comically nondescript.

    • @stormrider24
      @stormrider24 Месяц назад +1

      @@liamannegarner8083 Exactly

  • @mistydlove
    @mistydlove Год назад +658

    I love that he ran around with John and John. John, John and John were a hilarious John's³

    • @sevgiulker3203
      @sevgiulker3203 Год назад +55

      "Your name better not be fucking John" lmao

    • @ZeldaEd123
      @ZeldaEd123 9 месяцев назад +6

      John, Johnn n Johnny!

    • @duxofducks
      @duxofducks 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ZeldaEd123 double n's up to no good

    • @small_and_dangerous2068
      @small_and_dangerous2068 2 месяца назад

      It’s John, John, and Baby J 😂

  • @r.s.bystander8913
    @r.s.bystander8913 Год назад +8502

    "Know Mulaney" not one cocaine joke

    • @deancontiwriter13
      @deancontiwriter13 Год назад +354

      because that's not all that there is to him.

    • @walkingfree21
      @walkingfree21 Год назад +193

      God loves us and has forgiveness for our darkest times. John has been an addict, but there are far more interesting things about him to talk about. God bless you!

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Год назад +456

      It’s weird how people keep pretending his new special just didn’t happen and that he didn’t literally say, in front of millions of people, that in almost everything we know him from, he was high, on at LEAST cocaine. Or rushing to cover it up/sweep it under the rug which isn’t in his best interest, or anyone else’s who can learn from his mistakes! It should be focused on, bc that’s what he’s supposed to be focused on. Hiding it or ignoring it will just land him back in the cycle he JUST got out of!

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 Год назад +37

      Cocaine is the joke. 😂 JK its awesome and I'm sorry our guy got caught up in the deep end. You can never blame inanimate objects for anything. No ones perfect and we should all understand that fact. Cocaine IS awesome tho.

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Год назад +61

      @@yasuke9317 lol tbh, I feel like “Cocaine IS the joke” is the joke he probably would have made after seeing this. 🤣 I have no idea if it’s awesome or not, though. My friends never allowed me to try it when we were at parties. Apparently, being ADHD and unmedicated was more than enough for them to deal with, bc the only time anyone EVER offered me any at a party, my best friend jumped in and said “thank you, but she’s already annoying enough”. LOL I wasn’t even a little offended, the truth is the truth!
      P.s.- don’t worry. I’m medicated now.

  • @ddonanld6944
    @ddonanld6944 Год назад +829

    I absolutely love John Mulaney. He's so hilariously funny, even about serious issues. When he tells a joke, I can actually Invision it that way he's telling it and the punch line still hits me. I would love to see him perform.

    • @leightonstarks2328
      @leightonstarks2328 Год назад +10

      It's so worth it. I saw him on his Kid Gorgeous tour and I was absolutely dying.

    • @cantbothernaming
      @cantbothernaming Год назад

      He is less funny when he isn't coked up

    • @jesseufin
      @jesseufin Год назад +12

      Not true. He’s sober now & just as funny

  • @Daveyjokes
    @Daveyjokes Год назад +251

    John Mulaney is the type of guy to have a best friend named John.

    • @axletman3394
      @axletman3394 11 месяцев назад +12

      A best friend or two named John, even.

    • @evrint
      @evrint 8 месяцев назад +7

      His best friends are Jaun, Jim, and Jane.
      They're spelled those ways, and they are each pronounced "John".

  • @thomassby7139
    @thomassby7139 Год назад +107

    "That dead end shuffle that women do when you chase them" in a bi-sentence. Priceless 😂

  • @Garner2554
    @Garner2554 Год назад +330

    He and Tom Segura are my favorite Asian comedians.

    • @Dizma_Music
      @Dizma_Music Год назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @louisehawkins7392
      @louisehawkins7392 Год назад +1

      He's not asian

    • @Garner2554
      @Garner2554 Год назад +40

      @@louisehawkins7392 Neither is Tom Segura, but they’ve both made jokes about people thinking they’re Asian.
      It was a niche joke for me to make but I think a few people got it.

    • @Ethier12
      @Ethier12 10 месяцев назад

      Same. 😅

    • @leahmichele1669
      @leahmichele1669 9 месяцев назад +9

      Sagurrrraaaa!

  • @alvaromorales6502
    @alvaromorales6502 Год назад +92

    The absolute joy in the "And i'm gaining on her! :D" kills me everytime

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 Год назад +150

    I’m 72 years old approximately 50 years ago my brother told me that he and his friends were in a restaurant and they put five dollars worth of money in it and they pressed yellow submarine. After it played six times the manager came out open the jukebox up took the record out close the jukebox and walked away.

    • @Userr0095
      @Userr0095 Год назад +2

      Too funny!

    • @Userr0095
      @Userr0095 Год назад +4

      Almost think I want to try it at some point too, just to watch all the reactions

  • @amandaengelman5168
    @amandaengelman5168 Год назад +915

    The 8th graders thing is accurate. I was teaching middle school and some kid called me feet gross because he was made at me for making him stay in his seat or something. I had been wearing sandals alot. So I stopped wearing my sandals. Not a week later another girl said "Teacher, how come you don't wear your sandals anymore? Is it because you don't like your feet?" Like WTF? How did she know?

    • @snowgypsylove
      @snowgypsylove Год назад +42

      They are the worst 😂

    • @afternoononthebeach6818
      @afternoononthebeach6818 Год назад +41

      As a eighth grader, I can confirm, we are the most offensive and mean grade in our school.

    • @wilddog9
      @wilddog9 Год назад +23

      You were TEACHING middle school? How are you a teacher and you still write "alot"?

    • @amandaengelman5168
      @amandaengelman5168 Год назад +44

      @joedkat Well, aren't you a smart one! Go yell your teacher you corrected someone's spelling on RUclips! Maybe they'll give you extra credit! Buy be sure to also mention that you didn't put a comma between 2 independent clauses.

    • @wilddog9
      @wilddog9 Год назад

      @@amandaengelman5168 the saltiest teacher I've ever seen. Do better.

  • @patforden2365
    @patforden2365 Год назад +486

    So true about 13 year- olds. One neighbors 13 year old kid treated me like I had a plague, the others kept messing with my doorbell. I am private person and this drove me nuts. Luckily, one moved, the other just visiting. Really stretched my sense of humanity to the limits. Monsters. Had to remind myself I was their age once.😮

    • @ebmusicman84
      @ebmusicman84 Год назад +9

      I'd just unplug the doorbell.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 Год назад +1

      "I an a private" ...so NOT in the military.

    • @comm_gt
      @comm_gt Год назад

      they said "private person", as in they don't like being in public or conversing with people.@@markfoster1520

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 11 месяцев назад +3

      I hated teens when I was a teen too so hating them now is just the same

    • @verysilly8883
      @verysilly8883 8 месяцев назад

      You needed a Squirt-Em Doorbell. Someone should make those. Press the button, get drenched. Or buy a veritable SuperSoaker & wait in the bushes for the little @zzholes....

  • @iva5286
    @iva5286 Год назад +85

    9:01 i love how when he imitates 13-year-old boys, he has less high-pitched voice than when he imitates himself

  • @TangoWolf09
    @TangoWolf09 Год назад +64

    "...And he's been onto us since the beginning" might just be my favorite aside from any joke I've ever heard.

  • @Moose92411
    @Moose92411 11 месяцев назад +40

    "11 up and one over, ya simple bitch" damn near made me snort up my drink. This man is goddamn hilarious

    • @lizardtada8639
      @lizardtada8639 4 месяца назад +1

      Lol not like in Atlanta where all the streets are named Peachtree and the layout is...questionable.

  • @jadetteom
    @jadetteom Год назад +268

    In my local town every Christmas we have music playing on the street, usually lots of classic Christmas songs. Last year, someone accidentally put on the song "you've got a friend in me" on a loop.. And it stayed playing, on repeat, for an ENTIRE DAY to the whole town 😂

    • @jccaine7522
      @jccaine7522 Год назад +15

      "Accidentally" Lol

    • @TeeklGrey
      @TeeklGrey Год назад +6

      Sounds like the kinda thing that would be playing on loop in an empty street during the zombie apocalypse

    • @drwilyecoyote5357
      @drwilyecoyote5357 Год назад +3

      that's beautiful

  • @PookaBazooka
    @PookaBazooka Год назад +581

    We did something similar in college. We went into a pizzeria and played "Pump Up The Jam" by Technotronic twenty-five times in a row, but we left immediately. We did not want to share in the experience. We went back in two hours later and the jukebox had been unplugged.

    • @tstuff
      @tstuff Год назад +44

      Funny thing is many jukeboxes start right back up when plugged in.

    • @Dizma_Music
      @Dizma_Music Год назад +14

      Well, then… pump up the volume! 😎

    • @aewtx
      @aewtx Год назад +20

      This gag wouldn't work on me. When I like a song, I put it on repeat 24/7. haha. I'll be like, "Yes!" *fist pump*

    • @julesofbraintree
      @julesofbraintree Год назад +11

      Ditto Kung Fu Fighting but I stayed and cried when they turned off the juke box - cos I was 9

    • @jtfujiman
      @jtfujiman Год назад +26

      Cunk on Earth (on Netflix at least) does this with the Pump up the Jam video on pretty much every episode. It's better each time.

  • @robin_holden
    @robin_holden Год назад +55

    9:16 I think my favourite line from any stand up show might be "...before I went through puberty I had a voice like a little flute."

  • @luanamorim4252
    @luanamorim4252 Год назад +48

    "I am a proud asian-american woman" i completely lost it!!!!!

  • @tugsman5
    @tugsman5 Год назад +52

    We played "He's bouncin off my booty cheeks" 8 times at a country/biker bar the other day, lmfao, best thing ever.

    • @Oktopus549
      @Oktopus549 6 месяцев назад +1

      Crying how did you survive that??

  • @wrmlm37
    @wrmlm37 Год назад +368

    This man is the epitome of humor. Whatta guy. I love his comedy, and wish he and his wife, many happy returns:)

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings Год назад +175

      I got bad news for you on that front, fam.

    • @Dizma_Music
      @Dizma_Music Год назад +8

      😅

    • @coma13794
      @coma13794 Год назад +19

      yeahhhhh about that. Which wife, specifically?

    • @kaz5996
      @kaz5996 Год назад +2

      im pretty sure he cheated on his wife

    • @laurabennett-et2jp
      @laurabennett-et2jp Год назад +4

      Dude! Have you been on mars??? Google his marriage

  • @absoluteterror9098
    @absoluteterror9098 Год назад +126

    I am a proud Asian American women and you WILL treat me with respect lmfao

  • @pa609
    @pa609 Год назад +135

    When I was in high school in the 70’s, I did something similar. We had a jukebox in the cafeteria and for a week straight, I played Donnie Osmond every day at lunch. By the fourth day, when I walked to the jukebox, I was pelted with milk cartons and lunch rolls. It was a great day.

    • @alexkay6676
      @alexkay6676 Год назад +15

      At a ski resort, a friend and I set the jukebox to play "Single Ladies" over and over again.

  • @leightonstarks2328
    @leightonstarks2328 Год назад +133

    God how I adore this man. It's been a couple years since I've watched his old specials but they used to bring me so much laughter in painful times. Also loved back then no one really knew about him so it was so fun getting peoples reactions.

  • @albroudy8931
    @albroudy8931 Год назад +32

    As concerns "What's New Pussycat.": When I was trucking many years ago, I was westbound in the Texas panhandle. "They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha Ha" came on the radio. Then again. And again. For about 200 miles, while I could still pull in the station I would periodically check back. "Ha Ha" until the station faded away. The next day I read in the paper that some genius in marketing had thought this would be a good way to announce the station's change of format to rock and roll. Apparently death threats were made. Of course, it 𝘸𝘢𝘴 Texas.

  • @elainaross2338
    @elainaross2338 Год назад +34

    He cut out the bit in the salt & pepper diner joke about the dad with 2 little girls flipping his table. Its my favorite part 😂

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      @Kelvin_Flores Год назад

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  • @jekku4688
    @jekku4688 Год назад +34

    His story about the insane high school party was one of the funniest bits I have EVER heard from any comedian!

  • @keithtillery2576
    @keithtillery2576 Год назад +97

    I remember me and my best friend in high school/college riding around stoned laughing our asses off listening to the radio and Tom Jones' "What's new Pussycat?" plays. I think we would have both died young had we heard it seven times in a row!

  • @PicturePerfectMemori
    @PicturePerfectMemori Год назад +20

    I've heard all of these bits multiple times and I'm listening to them all again because he's such a good story teller, despite me not learning anything new about John Mulaney here. lol

  • @thomashayden2609
    @thomashayden2609 7 месяцев назад +11

    I remember playing “The Killing Of Georgie” by Rod Stewart about 5 times before leaving my booth in the diner.
    Laughed all the way home.

  • @thatcraftingkid360
    @thatcraftingkid360 Год назад +77

    Just ate at a diner that has a jukebox that could play any song anonymously through a companion app... this bit was in the back of my mind the whole time 😈😈😈

    • @Clay-qq5vb
      @Clay-qq5vb Год назад +8

      you should have done it

  • @origamikiddo2625
    @origamikiddo2625 Год назад +30

    "I know you know, I'm telling Lucy!"

  • @Bman32x
    @Bman32x Год назад +255

    My buddy and I did the what’s new pussycat prank after hearing this joke. It works.

    • @Dizma_Music
      @Dizma_Music Год назад +2

      😂

    • @verakoo6187
      @verakoo6187 Год назад +1

      Were tf did u find a diner with a jukebox ?

    • @Dizma_Music
      @Dizma_Music Год назад +3

      @@verakoo6187 - I remember going to a diner a few years ago at London Victoria Train Station 🇬🇧 where the diner upstairs has jukeboxes on the table (they work digitally but look like tiny jukeboxes so I guess it kinda counts…?) xD

    • @Bman32x
      @Bman32x Год назад +1

      @@verakoo6187 it was a ripoff of silver diner. They used to be all over northern VA

    • @randomgrinn
      @randomgrinn 11 месяцев назад +2

      I did that before he was born, but we played, "Happy Bday to you". We figured it was the worst possible song.

  • @sotarro9969
    @sotarro9969 24 дня назад +3

    5:08 I don't know if it's the delivery or what, but you don't have to know the songs to find this prank absolutely hilarious.

  • @Impuhlz
    @Impuhlz Год назад +47

    John is easily a top-10 stand-up all time for me- bro has the perfect delivery and can setup a story better than most. Whenever I'm in dire need of a good reliable laugh it's either him, CK, or Segura

    • @michaelrunco5940
      @michaelrunco5940 Год назад

      How do you separate the art from the artist enough to enjoy anything from CK? He's a disgusting sexual predator.

  • @lemhobbs4628
    @lemhobbs4628 Год назад +72

    Mulaney is one of the few comedians that will have me in tears by the end of his set!

  • @merav252
    @merav252 7 месяцев назад +14

    It's actually kind of weird to see him onstage in a tshirt, the suit and tie is a signature look for him now

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 Год назад +146

    The trial got on my nerves so bad. I was pregnant. I had heartburn,it kept interrupting my soap operas And we didn’t have cable😂

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Год назад +4

      If that's you in your RUclips photo, you must be aging like wine if you were old enough to be pregnant during the OJ trial.
      That was thirty years ago now, wasn't it?

    • @ElChocoVids
      @ElChocoVids Год назад +17

      @@kingayy9267 L rizz

    • @KrystyneY
      @KrystyneY Год назад +2

      I had a broken arm that required surgery, so I was home from work for a couple months. I was rivited!

    • @sero.toniii
      @sero.toniii Год назад

      @@kingayy9267 “Aging like wine” absolutely stealing that line!

    • @JSPRshots
      @JSPRshots Год назад +7

      ​@@sero.toniiiit's a pretty common line

  • @courtneywoodbury5198
    @courtneywoodbury5198 Год назад +41

    I had a friend pull that music prank on me once. We were driving home from a water park in his car and he wanted to play some of his favorite music for me. Sure, sounds great. I think it was heading into the third or fourth playthrough when I was like 'wtf?' and he just starts laughing. He was never a prankster so he caught me by surprise.

    • @Dizma_Music
      @Dizma_Music Год назад +3

      I once spent months showing someone failed card tricks… until I did an actual card trick and it just… blew their mind. Fun to wait a few months for the reaction to that punchline. 😝

    • @Dizma_Music
      @Dizma_Music Год назад +1

      I love your story btw. Thank you for sharing.

  • @ace_of_hearts_189
    @ace_of_hearts_189 10 месяцев назад +14

    “Papa, today I met a boy with no eyes” MADE ME ALMOST CHOKE ON MY WATER

  • @BrianBattles
    @BrianBattles Год назад +102

    I did the What's New Pussycat thing in about 1965 on a bowling alley jukebox when I was about 8 for some reason! I was with a teenaged babysitter and her friend and about 6 other little kids. I put in a handful of quarters. It played like 6 or 7 times, and eventually some employee pulled the plug

    • @Dizma_Music
      @Dizma_Music Год назад +4

      Amazing!!!! 👏🏼

    • @hkgcgsdhjgd
      @hkgcgsdhjgd Год назад +8

      You did a Mulaney bit 17 years before Mulaney was even born? Respect.

    • @TheKillahKyla
      @TheKillahKyla 10 месяцев назад

      What song did you choose?

    • @BrianBattles
      @BrianBattles 10 месяцев назад

      @@TheKillahKyla Same song, What's New Pussycat!

  • @karlajaeger2082
    @karlajaeger2082 Год назад +53

    About his chasing the lady in the subway i totally expected him to say, "and i tapped her on the shoulder and said, 'you're it.'"

  • @TurdFurgeson275
    @TurdFurgeson275 11 месяцев назад +8

    "For years I was a child" is absolutely Bill Cosby's "I started out as a child".

  • @tukiluka
    @tukiluka Год назад +33

    Mulaney may be the only comic who looks just as polished when he was new as he does years later. Only difference is he hadn’t developed his complete unique style/suit, etc… but look at the evolution of Bill Burr or Louis CK and their road was a lot longer. Mulaney was Mulaney out the box, and only keeps getting better like a fine wine. A whiney fine wine! ❤

    • @heyhorinshi
      @heyhorinshi Год назад +5

      This is so true and he makes it look natural and effortless. I also don’t see it coming as often as with others

  • @michelecherek5392
    @michelecherek5392 Год назад +12

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 U know what tickles me??? As I was humming a Native American (Choctaw) song, "Ink Pata", he mentioned the pitter patter if Native American feet, lol

  • @misterj2207
    @misterj2207 10 месяцев назад +5

    John could definitely spin a story. He's starting to become one of my favorite storytellers.😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅❤

  • @jdemars
    @jdemars Год назад +13

    This reminds me of a time when I was a kid. We went to the country kitchen. They had those personal booth jukeboxes. It was malfunctioning and it was playing John Mellencamp's "Jack & Diane" over and over. Never got so sick of that song so quickly, and I initially liked that song.

  • @oneflowerninjamagic1912
    @oneflowerninjamagic1912 Год назад +9

    ".... and GoOf aRounD with the murder evidence." Bruh ! 🤣

  • @pixywings
    @pixywings Год назад +8

    Oh man... The Story of the Salt and Pepper Diner never gets old!

  • @anthosm
    @anthosm Год назад +27

    The "17 years ago" gave me an existential crisis

    • @loonypear
      @loonypear Год назад

      Why, because it’s now been 28 years since that movie came out?

    • @anthosm
      @anthosm Год назад +2

      @@loonypear yeah... because I knew that today is definitely more than that but it came as a shock the realization that it was 17 + another 14 from this standup (it's 31 years actually since the movie came out)

  • @liizzset
    @liizzset Год назад +17

    He aint wrong about Joke #7. So true it is hilarious.

  • @Jnewtonwright
    @Jnewtonwright Год назад +59

    I love his comedy

  • @BonafideGail
    @BonafideGail Год назад +10

    We saw him in Cleveland years ago, and what a great show! Great guy!

  • @starryskysrhere
    @starryskysrhere Год назад +18

    So for #5, one night out, my husband, after a blackout, woke up with more money not knowing how he made it. I knew he sold cigarettes to someone for $20 but the most fun was having him try to guess how he made the money! lmao still married to him but still find it funny.

  • @kylenmaple4668
    @kylenmaple4668 Год назад +11

    I can definitely see the “energy” that he gave up during rehab 😂

  • @evanjewell6181
    @evanjewell6181 Год назад +14

    I am 100% with you on this. I appreciate you maintaining some realness and factual commentary.

  • @theboss11320
    @theboss11320 Год назад +8

    Imagine only hearing the audio and thinking of Spider Ham

  • @cmatrix4761
    @cmatrix4761 Год назад +3

    Dude, #1 had me literally, Im not BS-ing, LITERALLY rolling on the floor laughing!

  • @christinehinerman4479
    @christinehinerman4479 Год назад +21

    I so enjoy watching the video's of you singing with Jenna. I can tell she loves it too by her attentiveness to you as you belt out another one of those fine tunes of music I grew up listening to & personally enjoy. Jenna always looks so pretty when adorned with a couple flowers tucked in between her horns & ears. Thanks for sharing. Have a Blessed Day.

  • @MyahAlemu
    @MyahAlemu 25 дней назад +1

    "I am a proud, asian-american woman! I am a TIGER MOM!" WAS EVERYTHING

  • @tassi8925
    @tassi8925 Год назад +8

    Thank you, laughed the whole time

  • @yourpookiewookiebear-ef2eb
    @yourpookiewookiebear-ef2eb Год назад +13

    Baby J was an absolute GOAT. I was once asked if anyone has told me that I look like a young John Mulaney. I told him "No, Because I was over on the bench." The guy that asked me had no idea if I even knew who John Mulaney was. his reaction was priceless

  • @alexmacfarlane4426
    @alexmacfarlane4426 Год назад +6

    I was eating in an Hotel restuarant and When You're Gone by Bryan Adams and Melanie C played and repeated over the whole meal. After a while we just all laughed everytime it started over.

  • @Nerple
    @Nerple Год назад +7

    My friends and I some 15 years ago did the same song numerous times on the jukebox but with Europe’s “Final Countdown,” we were escorted out of the bar and the jukebox unplugged on the fourth play.

  • @Fenrisson
    @Fenrisson Год назад +27

    Mulaney is starting to become my favorite comedian!

  • @BeautifullyBroken1022
    @BeautifullyBroken1022 Год назад +8

    I love that John is wearing suits on stage now, it “suits “ him 😅❤

    • @Kelvin_Flores
      @Kelvin_Flores Год назад

      Hello, pardon me for jumping into your timeline. I most say you have that tremendous attraction on your beautiful profile. I Don't normally write in the comments section but your beautiful hair caught my attention and sorry to ask is it natural?🌹🌹🌹🌹

  • @Rayveyz
    @Rayveyz Год назад +11

    He oddly looks like my Italian teacher in the first two skits

  • @InfectiousGroovePodcast
    @InfectiousGroovePodcast Год назад +32

    I dig a lot of his older specials but his latest (Baby J) is a masterpiece for many reasons.

  • @laramineville
    @laramineville Год назад +13

    Just realised that Malcolm is basically 100% Asian 🤣

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад +13

    So hilarious. Thank you

  • @Armakk
    @Armakk Год назад +8

    Wild watching him morph from John Mulaney to Sean Baker to Billy Eichner to Spider-Ham

  • @theyarnkitty
    @theyarnkitty Год назад +53

    He makes me laugh out loud. Love him❤

  • @laurabennett-et2jp
    @laurabennett-et2jp Год назад +5

    Aw these are like his worst jokes and they are still hilarious

  • @alanpatrick83
    @alanpatrick83 10 месяцев назад +2

    "you know, how you talk to your grandma?" lol

  • @williampetrovich1998
    @williampetrovich1998 Год назад +40

    🏆I am a proud Asian American woman.

    • @Kelvin_Flores
      @Kelvin_Flores Год назад +1

      Hello, pardon me for jumping into your timeline. I most say you have that tremendous attraction on your beautiful profile. I Don't normally write in the comments section but your beautiful hair caught my attention and sorry to ask is it natural?🌹🌹🌹🌹

    • @williampetrovich1998
      @williampetrovich1998 Год назад

      @@Kelvin_Flores Yes,it is I've never had a timeline jumper Thank you Happy Holidays.

    • @Kelvin_Flores
      @Kelvin_Flores Год назад

      @@williampetrovich1998 wishing you the very best of Christmas my dear, you seem to be a great fan of John just like me. Where are you from?

    • @williampetrovich1998
      @williampetrovich1998 Год назад

      @@Kelvin_Flores New York

  • @mikemansfield34
    @mikemansfield34 11 месяцев назад +2

    "He said somethin about the knife store" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Omoloya1
    @Omoloya1 Год назад +24

    He was running for the D-Train, and she was running FROM it!😂😂😂

  • @3VILmonkey
    @3VILmonkey Год назад +2

    RUclips algorithm to me: You've watched enough videos of Ron Swanson. Now watch John Mulaney.

  • @gabrielvega1713
    @gabrielvega1713 Год назад +6

    John Mulaney explaining the OJ Simpson case to a 13 year old girl is oddly enjoyable

  • @kathryndicola3212
    @kathryndicola3212 7 месяцев назад +5

    He’s been clean for over 3 years.

  • @racheln8563
    @racheln8563 Год назад +6

    If he thinks I wouldn’t get lost in New York, he’s greatly underestimating my ability to get lost. All one would have to do is spin me around a couple of times.

    • @Kelvin_Flores
      @Kelvin_Flores Год назад

      Hello, pardon me for jumping into your timeline. I most say you have that tremendous attraction on your beautiful profile. I Don't normally write in the comments section but your beautiful hair caught my attention and sorry to ask is it natural?🌹🌹🌹🌹

  • @gappy3234
    @gappy3234 Год назад +4

    When he said "high-waisted", I thought he said "high, wasted"!

  • @intothewoods_dave
    @intothewoods_dave Год назад +3

    I love John. Saw him at Davies Symphony Hall in SF. Love him.

  • @garytucholl7699
    @garytucholl7699 Год назад +2

    My favorite of his bits is “Why buy the cow?”

  • @Tripweaver
    @Tripweaver Год назад +14

    I'd never heard, "What's New Pussycat," until today. I could barely sit through one playing. It's hard to believe it peaked at number 3 in 1965.

    • @michmash7888
      @michmash7888 11 месяцев назад +2

      I was not alive for this, but I know it was the theme song for a movie that had a ton of big name actors at the time-Peter O’Toole, Peter Sellers, Ursula Andress, Woody Allen-so I think the cross-promotion made it bigger than if it was just released by itself.

    • @joeybonin7691
      @joeybonin7691 6 месяцев назад

      @@michmash7888 It did. The novelty of it did the rest.

  • @GaryMillyz
    @GaryMillyz 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love this dude. That said, 13:18 is an alarming look at how banged up he could look back then.

  • @akelly4207
    @akelly4207 Год назад +6

    The same is true for Scottish jumpers/sweaters. My stepmother made me one and that’s when I knew for sure she hated me. Took ten layers of skin off my face just getting it on. My neck was rubbed raw. Never wore it again.

  • @jenzicam
    @jenzicam 11 месяцев назад +2

    The whole whats new pussycat thing got me cry laughing! thank you!

  • @marshawalker5273
    @marshawalker5273 Год назад +3

    I'm laughing hysterically & I can't believe it. Its about playing Tom Jones songs😅😂

    • @Kelvin_Flores
      @Kelvin_Flores Год назад

      Hello, pardon me for jumping into your timeline. I most say you have that tremendous attraction on your beautiful profile. I Don't normally write in the comments section but your beautiful hair caught my attention and sorry to ask is it natural?🌹🌹🌹🌹

  • @mariella2884
    @mariella2884 2 месяца назад +1

    11:29 I knew it was coming the moment he paused. As someone who used to work late in NYC I feel this deeply.
    The worst part is you know at 2 am if you miss this one you’re waiting another 20 for the next train!
    (I am a young woman btw, I was only assaulted once in the subway on 23rd st in Manhattan of all places 🙄)

  • @danielcutter8848
    @danielcutter8848 Год назад +12

    This guy needs his own young sheldon style show, the boy with no eyes 😂😂😂😂

  • @NoahTheFool
    @NoahTheFool 10 месяцев назад +1

    i had an 8th grader walk past me in the hallway of school look me in the eye and say "look its dream" i have never been so emotionally destroyed my a child in my life

  • @luminaraunduli2791
    @luminaraunduli2791 Год назад +9

    I'm from Chicago and close in age, and I swear I remember a no-eyed kid at either a block party or a July 4th thing, but I was so young I can't confirm the facts of this vague memory...

  • @josier521
    @josier521 Год назад +2

    1990’s I was waiting tables at Bennigan’s … across from the Art Institute in Chicago…I did something similar with MC Hammer’s “Can’t touch this”😂😂😂😂

  • @mgsPWlover
    @mgsPWlover Год назад +5

    Is it just me or does Mulaney without a suit feel like he's practicing