The thing about this, is it's true if you live in Chicago. We have shootings and car jackings daily. I don't trust anyone wearing a black hooded sweatshirt when its 80*🔥🌡 degrees.. (Sorry, can't say hoodie, thats sounds too stupid).. Plus I don't get it, if your so tough, why do you have to hide yourself in a hooded sweatshirt with dark glasses? You look like the uni- bomber.😆😆😆😆
Had to go to a gas station every night for 4 days cause I was helping my parents out and it was night I was sitting in the back terrified and had to go in the use the bath
in the UK you cant even go inside at night, you have to stand outside where they have one of those bank deposit box things with the card reader and you just speak through the glass that way if you do get murdered, they are completely safe
I love that he takes an everyday thing, something you’d never give a second thought, and says what you wish you HAD thought of. But we’re not that talented. I never get tired of Sebastian.
LOLOL literally same! I love the casual transition he does from looking at the Gatorades to the shooting. His movements in general are hilarious, so zany and over-the-top XD
The Death Hut doors were locked last night so I had to pay through the sliding tray thing. Looked over my shoulder like 10 times waiting for my change 😂😂😂
"Soon as you get outta your car...where's the murder coming from?" Hahaha He is so physically expressive in this one statement, you remember when you had that same experience, those same feelings at some time in your life. Oh I remember it well. Still can't believe I'm alive. Yeah I've been there! Sebastian, you are larger than life. I love you! 💘
It’s a true sign of his comedic genius that folks watch his work MULTIPLE times, and it never gets old. I love how he will deliver a line about something Lana does (ie: doesn’t gas up the car) - the face starts out totally in the character, then breaks into this cute little grin…it’s that “this makes me crazy, but I can’t get mad cuz I just love my wife so much” thing. So sweet. His bit, in his new show, about getting out of the car, and looks back to see Lana has her Sephora counter set up on the dash ! I pretty much peed myself. I wish I had 1% of this guy’s chutzpah!
Sebastian forgot about the "Stealth homeless guy that magically appears right behind you as you are pumping gas, asking...Do you have a cigarette? I start speaking different language immediately.
The cure to scaring criminals away is that I pulled into a gas station in Miami and I had my window rolled down and the CD player playing loud. Murder by Number by the Police was playing. You should have seen a group of teenage rowdies heard it, ran to their cars and almost crashed taking off. The mini mart attendant thanked me and wanted to know how I scared them off. True story.
I was a Marine M. P. , and something similar to yours i kind of " forgot I had an extra one " when I was discharged . I kept it in the glove box . I pull into a station after a night of clubbing , and some guys are hanging around I didn't like the look of so I pin it on my belt undercover style . went in , paid for my gas and a coke in a glass bottle , came out , everyone's gone . dead silence . no cars , no people , nothing at all .
I love Sebastian and his sense of humor , my husband enjoys watching with me, Sebastian always puts us back in a good mood after having a bad day!!!!! God bless you and your family Sebastian maniscalco. Please everyone wear your mask and social distancing is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo important too God bless!!!🇺🇸✌🏼✝️😷💕
If Mr Maniscalco could just stand in my room for the rest of the year and do his stand up for me every night while I lay in bed, I think my depression will be cured 🙌🏻
Sebastian is one of the best in the business....Note to self: "Im not gettin murdered any where!" You want me, catch me in the house, playin video games,😁😆.
My opinion most relatable comedian out! He’s the best. Going to see him tonight in Wilkes Barre Pa .I’m re-watching these before we go. Looking forward to it 👍🏻
I love when i read the comments, that are quoting Sebastian, at the very same time he is saying it, while simultaneously thinking, how damn funny of a line it was 😂😂
When I heard "death hut " I died even harder than I already was. I create this same scenario 😂😂😂😂 One scenario I also create for myself 😂 is when someone comes in the death hut, I watch them thinking ok is he the one that's gonna do the murdering while I pay for the gas. Lmao 🤣
This is the type of stuff I tell my brothers. They call me an idiot. Sebastian has the balls to say it on stage, and he's brilliant. Lesson: Get on stage lol
I saw his talent years before anyone heard of him would see clips on comedy central and knew he was gonna be big . Saw he was appearing at local comedy club I had asthma attack laughing so hard had to use my inhaler to breathe again.Now he plays huge arenas and tickets are astronomical But he has earned it has given laughs to thousands and still going strong
This guy is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 The funny thing about this, is that I'm exactly like this whenever I go out somewhere with my husband, specially at night. I'm always one step ahead, observing my surroundings wondering where the crime is going to take place telling my husband to be in the lookout. Meanwhile my husband has no clue what's going on telling me to stop being paranoid!!!!!
That's soooo true... each time I'm on another neighborhood I am in constant alert of my surroundings but at the one I always go near my home I'm all relaxed.... he's Hilarious and Real. Love him 🤣💖
There's a gas station in my town that's like 2 blocks from a bar where multiple murders have happened and the few times I've had to get gas there I always feel like I'm about to get jumped while I'm pumping the gas. A few months ago I drove by it and it was boarded up (and of course there was already graffiti on the boards). All I thought was "Well, guess the murderers are gonna have to get their Slurpees somewhere else now."
I just enjoy his what ifs. when he said the floor being wet, i imagined the light is never bright and it sort blinks every now and then.. the scenarios he gives us are truly possible.
Anyone that's ever stopped at a gas station in South Florida between 12am-4am can appreciate this... If you're ever looking for crack at around 2am, look no further than one of our fine petroleum establishments...
I scared a group of rowdy looking teens one time pulling into a Miami gas station with windows rolled down and Murder by Numbers from Synchronicity by the Police playing on the CD player. You should have seen those kids take off and they almost crashed a couple of their cars taking off. LOL
this guy is just as paranoid as i am, his jokes make me crack up because i can relate so god damn much to them lolol. Sebastian, you don't have nearly enough stand up specials. There should be a library full of your material, I mean it's far better than an antidepressant and you never fail to deliver lol keep up the good work my friend :p
I went to a mini mart after midnight taking my significant other to the hospital, my 9 year old son was with me. I am waiting in line and notice a guy standing at the door while another guy goes and stands up by the register - my gut said doesn’t feel or look right. I put my stuff down, said to my son we’re leaving and I showed him why. The place was held up about 15 mins later.
Some strange people in the “death mart”. A few years after I graduated for college, I was driving home from Colorado through the Panhandle, (NW Texas). It’s about midnight, it’s summer so it’s much more comfortable travelling at night. I stopped for gas in a well lit location, highway patrol just drove out as I pulled in, so looked safe enough even for Sebastian. Went in to pay for the gas and get a coke, I still had a long way to go, so caffeine was essential. Lady at the cash register takes a hard look at me as I put the coke on the counter and says “This is a dry county”. (alcohol sales prohibited). She looked like she hadn’t had a dry day in the last 50 years of her 40 yr old life. It caught me off guard. What a way to start a conversation. Texas is usually a really friendly state so I’m thinking she is in the middle of a conversation she’s been having with herself that I’ve interrupted. I was wearing my Baylor jersey - a Baptist school known throughout the state for also prohibiting alcohol, but didn’t realize it at the time. Baylor students fall into two camps -those that strictly follow that rule and the rest that regularly drink like the 16th amendment starts the next day. As it happens, I’m not a Baptist, but ironically I don’t like alcohol, and so the idea of a county being dry is far from my mind. I decide to be polite and cautious: “Oh, how long has it been since it’s rained?” She goes silent then gives me the evil eye and exasperatedly tells me what she means. Poison dripping from each word as she realizes she’s lost this one. I just listen to her silently as I sign for the gas and coke, then ask “That must be pretty hard on you, eh?” And walk out. As I get in my car I see she is still standing there, with her head cocked to the side, trying to decide if I was stupid or pulling her leg. That was one of the saner conversations I’ve had at late night “death marts”.
This man has turned paranoia into an art form. The thing about this bit is that we have all felt this way at one time or another.
One time on vacation when I was young a random guy walked around our van while starting inside and then just walked into the store haha
I have never felt this way, and I grew up in Detroit.
The thing about this, is it's true if you live in Chicago. We have shootings and car jackings daily. I don't trust anyone wearing a black hooded sweatshirt when its 80*🔥🌡 degrees.. (Sorry, can't say hoodie, thats sounds too stupid).. Plus I don't get it, if your so tough, why do you have to hide yourself in a hooded sweatshirt with dark glasses? You look like the uni- bomber.😆😆😆😆
Definitely can relate
Had to go to a gas station every night for 4 days cause I was helping my parents out and it was night I was sitting in the back terrified and had to go in the use the bath
"That that death hut..." "Why is the floor always drenched at a mini mart at midnight? Are they mopping up from the last murder?!"
😂😂😂😂
Most likely
That's so trueeeeee
Yep
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Gas stations are terrifying in all situations, but especially at that weird 2Am darkness...
@Digging for Apples i think that varies by crime
And heaven forbid one needs to use a restroom at the same time 😫😂
'merica.
in the UK you cant even go inside at night, you have to stand outside where they have one of those bank deposit box things with the card reader and you just speak through the glass
that way if you do get murdered, they are completely safe
@@giraffe3718 there are some like that here, it locked and they have a window
I said I’m going to the mini maaaaaart
- Sebastian Maniscalco
Edit: mini maaaaaaaht
Could he be any more italian?
😂😂😂
🤌🏽🤣🤣
Hey hey!
He's a genius at storytelling and his physical and facial expressions and his eyes! Lol...so funny and so relatable! That's why we all love him!
👍👍👍👍😁
I couldn't agree more! He's comedy gold🙌
Waiting for him to reload! Lmfao!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that he takes an everyday thing, something you’d never give a second thought, and says what you wish you HAD thought of.
But we’re not that talented. I never get tired of Sebastian.
The King of Overthinking, hilarious!! 😂
He watches Active Self Protection
Haha
Someone has watched way too many scary movies! Lol
😃 i would offer: Straight-thinking. 👍✌💚
And over acting
50% of his comedic genius is body language
1:25 “two dallahs, ‘couple squirts...” is genius
It's called, Physical Comedy. Old school but effective.
Lee evens does it too but this guy is 10 times better at it.
John Ritter from Three's Company was a huge influence on his physical comedy.
Agree luv his body language!! 😂😂😂😂
😄😅😆😂 "Are they moppin' up from the last murder?" is where I had to pause because I was cracking up so bad! 🤣👏
I was about to go pee and I lost it
“It’s a pit stop for criminals” HAHAAHAAA 🤣
Jared DiScipio 😆😆😆😆😆
"The death hut" I'm going to collapse.....Sebastian its to hot to laugh like this....omg I need oxygen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@azurisora9836 ^*it’s (contraction of it and is), not its ^*too hot (excessively), not to hot
"You're playing, Words with Friends".... lol... priceless
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"shut it down"
Dial 911 and put your finger on send 😂😂😂
The guy by the Gatorades part made me bust out laughing
The jumping up and down 🤣 I watched it again and laughed just as hard..
It’s the animation he brings to his comedy....just the best!
Killed me definitely! Lmao! His mannerisms are freaking heelarious!
"I'm just waiting for him to reload." 🤣 Oh man, him whipping around with the shotgun pumping had us howling! Perfect visual!
LOLOL literally same! I love the casual transition he does from looking at the Gatorades to the shooting. His movements in general are hilarious, so zany and over-the-top XD
I lost it with the Gatorade guy.
“Always a guy at the Gatorades” 😂😂
Not me bro! I'm always at the Mountain Dews!
"Why is the floor always wet?! Are they mopping up from the last murder?!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best line !!
This had me in tears.. 😂😂
Yes
He’s fuckin hilarious
“She has no idea the scenario I have created outside the vehicle” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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L😅😅😅😅L
He's hysterical! My new favorite comedian by far, can't stop binge watching these skits!!
Sebastian is not a man you can just hear on the radio, he is soooo animated. love it
Who doesn't love this guy?!?!! He's definitely one of the best! My fave for sure!!!
I also hate it when my wife doesn't stay in tune with the escape plan I devised in my head.
This man is criminally underrated. He’s in my top 5 easy.
Disagree. If he was underrated he wouldn't have been in the Irishman. Pretty sure comedian heads know he funny af. Best believe my ice fresh.
Where is this guys tv sitcom?
Whats your top 5?
Top: Brian Regan;
Sebastian M;
Jim Gaffigan
Gary Gulman;
Damon Wayans;
John Reeps;
Seinfield.
C G the Irishman SUCKED anyway! DeNiro blah blah ego stroking over played boring script etc...
In the last 3 years this has turned into reality nationwide.
The Death Hut doors were locked last night so I had to pay through the sliding tray thing. Looked over my shoulder like 10 times waiting for my change 😂😂😂
"Any sign of life..." so true.
The way you take what we are all thinking and make it hilarious is incredible!
2:38 I fuc*ing lost it
This guy calms me down before bed. I just keep watching these clips 😂
Hell yea..
His jokes are impeccable and his delivery just sweetens it all up. His energy is so great 😂 some comedians are too calm on stage
"Soon as you get outta your car...where's the murder coming from?"
Hahaha He is so physically expressive in this one statement, you remember when you had that same experience, those same feelings at some time in your life. Oh I remember it well. Still can't believe I'm alive. Yeah I've been there! Sebastian, you are larger than life. I love you! 💘
Sebastian is a throw back. His show pays homage to the greats while entertaining us in real time. He is a treasure.
He’s waiting for the guy at the gator aide section to RELOAD!!!
"Couple squirts,let's keep this thing going.." 🤣🤣
It’s a true sign of his comedic genius that folks watch his work MULTIPLE times, and it never gets old. I love how he will deliver a line about something Lana does (ie: doesn’t gas up the car) - the face starts out totally in the character, then breaks into this cute little grin…it’s that “this makes me crazy, but I can’t get mad cuz I just love my wife so much” thing. So sweet. His bit, in his new show, about getting out of the car, and looks back to see Lana has her Sephora counter set up on the dash ! I pretty much peed myself. I wish I had 1% of this guy’s chutzpah!
Sebastian forgot about the "Stealth homeless guy that magically appears right behind you as you are pumping gas, asking...Do you have a cigarette?
I start speaking different language immediately.
Good when we remember the fake/other language bit 😂 😁
I never get sick of watching his videos
Every single skit I watch from Sebastian, has me literally in tears laughing!
man makes me laugh like no other
I've never full out belly-laughed harder than from Sebastian's takes on life. I love this man.
“There’s always a guy by the Gatorades, I’m just waiting for him to reload” hahaha 🤣 I’m in tears with this one.
2:38 i think this is my favorite quote from this whole show
Nobody is funnier than this guy in his prime!!
Chicago guy ! Classic humor ! That’s comedy !! Never a dull moment w this guy!
The cure to scaring criminals away is that I pulled into a gas station in Miami and I had my window rolled down and the CD player playing loud. Murder by Number by the Police was playing. You should have seen a group of teenage rowdies heard it, ran to their cars and almost crashed taking off. The mini mart attendant thanked me and wanted to know how I scared them off. True story.
I was a Marine M. P. , and something similar to yours i kind of " forgot I had an extra one " when I was discharged . I kept it in the glove box . I pull into a station after a night of clubbing , and some guys are hanging around I didn't like the look of so I pin it on my belt undercover style . went in , paid for my gas and a coke in a glass bottle , came out , everyone's gone . dead silence . no cars , no people , nothing at all .
Did everyone clapped afterwards?
@@Cpt.PickHard I wish I could tag that FB group on this HA
Everybody afterwards: 👏 👏 👏
Don't get it. Why do they care about that song?
He's so Italian-American its amazing ☺️ I felt this on so many levels haha
I hate getting murdered. Especially on a filthy gas station at midnight with the wet floor. Uugh
"Hate getting murdered" ?? How many times have you been murdered? 😂😂😂tf
What was your least worse murder? I'd love to find out
I know, right? If you have to be murdered, at least have it happen in the comfort of your own home with no weirdos around.
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I LOVE tHIS GUY ..
how can he turn what we ALL think .. into something so FUNNIE !!! he is so ACCURATE !!
I love Sebastian and his sense of humor , my husband enjoys watching with me, Sebastian always puts us back in a good mood after having a bad day!!!!!
God bless you and your family Sebastian maniscalco.
Please everyone wear your mask and social distancing is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo important too God bless!!!🇺🇸✌🏼✝️😷💕
Whatever mental afflictions he’s got, I suffer from the same. He speaks to me
This guy makes me laugh so hard. Every time. Freaking love Sebastian!!
Love, at the gas station at night, “Where’s the murder coming from?”
If Mr Maniscalco could just stand in my room for the rest of the year and do his stand up for me every night while I lay in bed, I think my depression will be cured 🙌🏻
For real. Shut it down and pay attention to the death hut activity. This is a life tip given through his comedy 😂
Sebastian is one of the best in the business....Note to self: "Im not gettin murdered any where!" You want me, catch me in the house, playin video games,😁😆.
My opinion most relatable comedian out! He’s the best. Going to see him tonight in Wilkes Barre Pa .I’m re-watching these before we go. Looking forward to it 👍🏻
I love when i read the comments, that are quoting Sebastian, at the very same time he is saying it, while simultaneously thinking, how damn funny of a line it was 😂😂
You're body gestures are incredible.
I absolutely love him..he says what we're all thinking & feeling!!!😍👍🌈🤓
Im dying over here, this scenario is so true. Great delivery.
When I heard "death hut " I died even harder than I already was. I create this same scenario 😂😂😂😂 One scenario I also create for myself 😂 is when someone comes in the death hut, I watch them thinking ok is he the one that's gonna do the murdering while I pay for the gas. Lmao 🤣
He is the funniest guy I have EVER seen. 😂
He’s so funny, scared and hates people but still makes us laugh
thanks Sebastian for not cursing , its refreshing and I can share it with my grandkids.
This is the type of stuff I tell my brothers. They call me an idiot. Sebastian has the balls to say it on stage, and he's brilliant. Lesson: Get on stage lol
I LOVE Sebastian! I saw him in Tampa last Fall! Spectacular!
I saw his talent years before anyone heard of him would see clips on comedy central and knew he was gonna be big . Saw he was appearing at local comedy club I had asthma attack laughing so hard had to use my inhaler to breathe again.Now he plays huge arenas and tickets are astronomical But he has earned it has given laughs to thousands and still going strong
THE ONLY COMEDIAN THAT MAKES ME LAUGH TIL MY TUMMY HURTS 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Love him! He reminds me of all of my Italian cousins!!!!
Hands down, my favorite comedian of all time.
I'm praying we can start seeing him on tv every week!
Brilliant. Genius and one of today's funniest 🤣
This guy is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 The funny thing about this, is that I'm exactly like this whenever I go out somewhere with my husband, specially at night. I'm always one step ahead, observing my surroundings wondering where the crime is going to take place telling my husband to be in the lookout. Meanwhile my husband has no clue what's going on telling me to stop being paranoid!!!!!
I lov the "dive" into the car!
This guy is the embodiment of my anxiety.
A clerk at my "go to" gas station was murdered after midnight last year. Comedy collides with reality.
Shit. That's so sad.
Jesus. Do you still go there?
@@thomasr1051 Yep. Still go there. Most customers now don't even know that happened.
YIKES! May he R.I.P.!
So sorry,that's horrible! I always gas up in daylight,and always fill my tank in case we are lost or stuck in traffic.
That's soooo true... each time I'm on another neighborhood I am in constant alert of my surroundings but at the one I always go near my home I'm all relaxed.... he's Hilarious and Real. Love him 🤣💖
That's why being armed is always good peace of mind, AND criminals pick up on confident people versus scared people, like animal predators do.
There's a gas station in my town that's like 2 blocks from a bar where multiple murders have happened and the few times I've had to get gas there I always feel like I'm about to get jumped while I'm pumping the gas. A few months ago I drove by it and it was boarded up (and of course there was already graffiti on the boards). All I thought was "Well, guess the murderers are gonna have to get their Slurpees somewhere else now."
I just enjoy his what ifs. when he said the floor being wet, i imagined the light is never bright and it sort blinks every now and then.. the scenarios he gives us are truly possible.
Anyone that's ever stopped at a gas station in South Florida between 12am-4am can appreciate this...
If you're ever looking for crack at around 2am, look no further than one of our fine petroleum establishments...
I scared a group of rowdy looking teens one time pulling into a Miami gas station with windows rolled down and Murder by Numbers from Synchronicity by the Police playing on the CD player. You should have seen those kids take off and they almost crashed a couple of their cars taking off. LOL
@@ralphgarcia913 😂 They train them young to run from The Police down here... 🤣
You take my sadness away
"Are they mopping up from the last murder?" LOL
3:54 A guy by the gatorade lmao. Reload! The act he does here is hilarious. Love this part.
Luving him 4 sure, his one of the best i've heard! ❤❤❤
Love this comedian
I’ve had bad experiences at gas stations
Now this is exactly what I feel and think when I go to a gas station
1:42 that death hut!......
1:45- Mini Mart- the mini murder mart.....
4:00-EPIC!!!
His countenance at 0:20...😂😂😂 I am laughing so hard even after 10 times watching and listening to him. He's a genius👌
That LMG reload was on point
BEST COMEDIAN IN A LONG TIME!!!!
So true! Even the bags of chips inside have a bad feeling.
this guy is just as paranoid as i am, his jokes make me crack up because i can relate so god damn much to them lolol. Sebastian, you don't have nearly enough stand up specials. There should be a library full of your material, I mean it's far better than an antidepressant and you never fail to deliver lol keep up the good work my friend :p
He's not lying here in the states gas stations be hella sketchy. Perfect place for a car jacking.
I went to a mini mart after midnight taking my significant other to the hospital, my 9 year old son was with me. I am waiting in line and notice a guy standing at the door while another guy goes and stands up by the register - my gut said doesn’t feel or look right. I put my stuff down, said to my son we’re leaving and I showed him why. The place was held up about 15 mins later.
“You ever go into a Mini Mart at midnight” 🤣🤣 The way he said that line had me 😂
What an imagination you have, thank you for all the laughs in your postings Sebastian.
Sebastian and Lana are the best couple! Their quarantine and she'll be back, are funny as hell!! 😂👍
Who doesn't love this guy!
Some strange people in the “death mart”. A few years after I graduated for college, I was driving home from Colorado through the Panhandle, (NW Texas). It’s about midnight, it’s summer so it’s much more comfortable travelling at night. I stopped for gas in a well lit location, highway patrol just drove out as I pulled in, so looked safe enough even for Sebastian.
Went in to pay for the gas and get a coke, I still had a long way to go, so caffeine was essential. Lady at the cash register takes a hard look at me as I put the coke on the counter and says “This is a dry county”. (alcohol sales prohibited). She looked like she hadn’t had a dry day in the last 50 years of her 40 yr old life. It caught me off guard. What a way to start a conversation. Texas is usually a really friendly state so I’m thinking she is in the middle of a conversation she’s been having with herself that I’ve interrupted. I was wearing my Baylor jersey - a Baptist school known throughout the state for also prohibiting alcohol, but didn’t realize it at the time. Baylor students fall into two camps -those that strictly follow that rule and the rest that regularly drink like the 16th amendment starts the next day. As it happens, I’m not a Baptist, but ironically I don’t like alcohol, and so the idea of a county being dry is far from my mind. I decide to be polite and cautious: “Oh, how long has it been since it’s rained?” She goes silent then gives me the evil eye and exasperatedly tells me what she means. Poison dripping from each word as she realizes she’s lost this one.
I just listen to her silently as I sign for the gas and coke, then ask “That must be pretty hard on you, eh?” And walk out. As I get in my car I see she is still standing there, with her head cocked to the side, trying to decide if I was stupid or pulling her leg.
That was one of the saner conversations I’ve had at late night “death marts”.
Gold! 😂😂😂
‘Death huts’ 😝 just pullin’ your leg. Funny story 😂
The Death Mart @ Midnight Bro Too FuckiN FunnY 🤣🤣🤣