Sebastian Maniscalco - GAS STATION (Stay Hungry)
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2020
- Anybody else fear getting murdered at a gas station?
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This man has turned paranoia into an art form. The thing about this bit is that we have all felt this way at one time or another.
One time on vacation when I was young a random guy walked around our van while starting inside and then just walked into the store haha
I have never felt this way, and I grew up in Detroit.
The thing about this, is it's true if you live in Chicago. We have shootings and car jackings daily. I don't trust anyone wearing a black hooded sweatshirt when its 80*🔥🌡 degrees.. (Sorry, can't say hoodie, thats sounds too stupid).. Plus I don't get it, if your so tough, why do you have to hide yourself in a hooded sweatshirt with dark glasses? You look like the uni- bomber.😆😆😆😆
Definitely can relate
Had to go to a gas station every night for 4 days cause I was helping my parents out and it was night I was sitting in the back terrified and had to go in the use the bath
I said I’m going to the mini maaaaaart
- Sebastian Maniscalco
Edit: mini maaaaaaaht
Could he be any more italian?
😂😂😂
🤌🏽🤣🤣
"That that death hut..." "Why is the floor always drenched at a mini mart at midnight? Are they mopping up from the last murder?!"
😂😂😂😂
Most likely
That's so trueeeeee
Yep
😅
50% of his comedic genius is body language
1:25 “two dallahs, ‘couple squirts...” is genius
It's called, Physical Comedy. Old school but effective.
Lee evens does it too but this guy is 10 times better at it.
John Ritter from Three's Company was a huge influence on his physical comedy.
Agree luv his body language!! 😂😂😂😂
Gas stations are terrifying in all situations, but especially at that weird 2Am darkness...
@Digging for Apples i think that varies by crime
And heaven forbid one needs to use a restroom at the same time 😫😂
'merica.
in the UK you cant even go inside at night, you have to stand outside where they have one of those bank deposit box things with the card reader and you just speak through the glass
that way if you do get murdered, they are completely safe
@@giraffe3718 there are some like that here, it locked and they have a window
The King of Overthinking, hilarious!! 😂
He watches Active Self Protection
Haha
Someone has watched way too many scary movies! Lol
😃 i would offer: Straight-thinking. 👍✌💚
And over acting
“It’s a pit stop for criminals” HAHAAHAAA 🤣
Jared DiScipio 😆😆😆😆😆
He's a genius at storytelling and his physical and facial expressions and his eyes! Lol...so funny and so relatable! That's why we all love him!
👍👍👍👍😁
I couldn't agree more! He's comedy gold🙌
Waiting for him to reload! Lmfao!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that he takes an everyday thing, something you’d never give a second thought, and says what you wish you HAD thought of.
But we’re not that talented. I never get tired of Sebastian.
"The death hut" I'm going to collapse.....Sebastian its to hot to laugh like this....omg I need oxygen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😄😅😆😂 "Are they moppin' up from the last murder?" is where I had to pause because I was cracking up so bad! 🤣👏
I was about to go pee and I lost it
“Always a guy at the Gatorades” 😂😂
Not me bro! I'm always at the Mountain Dews!
"Couple squirts,let's keep this thing going.." 🤣🤣
The guy by the Gatorades part made me bust out laughing
The jumping up and down 🤣 I watched it again and laughed just as hard..
It’s the animation he brings to his comedy....just the best!
Killed me definitely! Lmao! His mannerisms are freaking heelarious!
"You're playing, Words with Friends".... lol... priceless
"Why is the floor always wet?! Are they mopping up from the last murder?!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“She has no idea the scenario I have created outside the vehicle” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
L😅😅😅😅L
This had me in tears.. 😂😂
Yes
He’s fuckin hilarious
I lost it with the Gatorade guy.
"I'm just waiting for him to reload." 🤣 Oh man, him whipping around with the shotgun pumping had us howling! Perfect visual!
LOLOL literally same! I love the casual transition he does from looking at the Gatorades to the shooting. His movements in general are hilarious, so zany and over-the-top XD
This man is criminally underrated. He’s in my top 5 easy.
Disagree. If he was underrated he wouldn't have been in the Irishman. Pretty sure comedian heads know he funny af. Best believe my ice fresh.
Where is this guys tv sitcom?
Whats your top 5?
Top: Brian Regan;
Sebastian M;
Jim Gaffigan
Gary Gulman;
Damon Wayans;
John Reeps;
Seinfield.
C G the Irishman SUCKED anyway! DeNiro blah blah ego stroking over played boring script etc...
Sebastian forgot about the "Stealth homeless guy that magically appears right behind you as you are pumping gas, asking...Do you have a cigarette?
I start speaking different language immediately.
Good when we remember the fake/other language bit 😂 😁
The Death Hut doors were locked last night so I had to pay through the sliding tray thing. Looked over my shoulder like 10 times waiting for my change 😂😂😂
I also hate it when my wife doesn't stay in tune with the escape plan I devised in my head.
Sebastian is not a man you can just hear on the radio, he is soooo animated. love it
“There’s always a guy by the Gatorades, I’m just waiting for him to reload” hahaha 🤣 I’m in tears with this one.
He’s waiting for the guy at the gator aide section to RELOAD!!!
Chicago guy ! Classic humor ! That’s comedy !! Never a dull moment w this guy!
"Any sign of life..." so true.
I hate getting murdered. Especially on a filthy gas station at midnight with the wet floor. Uugh
"Hate getting murdered" ?? How many times have you been murdered? 😂😂😂tf
What was your least worse murder? I'd love to find out
I know, right? If you have to be murdered, at least have it happen in the comfort of your own home with no weirdos around.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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He's hysterical! My new favorite comedian by far, can't stop binge watching these skits!!
For real. Shut it down and pay attention to the death hut activity. This is a life tip given through his comedy 😂
Who doesn't love this guy?!?!! He's definitely one of the best! My fave for sure!!!
This guy calms me down before bed. I just keep watching these clips 😂
Hell yea..
"Soon as you get outta your car...where's the murder coming from?"
Hahaha He is so physically expressive in this one statement, you remember when you had that same experience, those same feelings at some time in your life. Oh I remember it well. Still can't believe I'm alive. Yeah I've been there! Sebastian, you are larger than life. I love you! 💘
I lov the "dive" into the car!
Believe it or not Sebastian LMAO...I stop in a 7 eleven, in NW Louisiana, in the middle of the fucking night traveling, LOST AS HELL, scared shitless, no good highway signs to New Orleans, walked in and asked some worker there, He was drunk as hell and told me in five seconds how to get to he right highway. Thank you Jesus.
man makes me laugh like no other
This guy is crazy good! 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 I love how the wife is totally oblivious to his concerns. 🤣👍
This guy is my spirit animal! 😂
A clerk at my "go to" gas station was murdered after midnight last year. Comedy collides with reality.
Shit. That's so sad.
Jesus. Do you still go there?
@@thomasr1051 Yep. Still go there. Most customers now don't even know that happened.
YIKES! May he R.I.P.!
So sorry,that's horrible! I always gas up in daylight,and always fill my tank in case we are lost or stuck in traffic.
The way you take what we are all thinking and make it hilarious is incredible!
When I heard "death hut " I died even harder than I already was. I create this same scenario 😂😂😂😂 One scenario I also create for myself 😂 is when someone comes in the death hut, I watch them thinking ok is he the one that's gonna do the murdering while I pay for the gas. Lmao 🤣
The cure to scaring criminals away is that I pulled into a gas station in Miami and I had my window rolled down and the CD player playing loud. Murder by Number by the Police was playing. You should have seen a group of teenage rowdies heard it, ran to their cars and almost crashed taking off. The mini mart attendant thanked me and wanted to know how I scared them off. True story.
I was a Marine M. P. , and something similar to yours i kind of " forgot I had an extra one " when I was discharged . I kept it in the glove box . I pull into a station after a night of clubbing , and some guys are hanging around I didn't like the look of so I pin it on my belt undercover style . went in , paid for my gas and a coke in a glass bottle , came out , everyone's gone . dead silence . no cars , no people , nothing at all .
Did everyone clapped afterwards?
@@Cpt.PickHard I wish I could tag that FB group on this HA
Everybody afterwards: 👏 👏 👏
Don't get it. Why do they care about that song?
"Are they mopping up from the last murder?" LOL
“You ever go into a Mini Mart at midnight” 🤣🤣 The way he said that line had me 😂
My stomach hurts from laughing soo hard😂😂😂😂😂
He's so Italian-American its amazing ☺️ I felt this on so many levels haha
I never get sick of watching his videos
On the very rare occasion I have to get gas at night, I only get enough to get me to my destination. I never fill up the tank at night 😂
I call it a “sip”. Just gonna get a ‘“sip” enough to get me home 😂
That is why they make the credit card machine not to work because they want you to go inside. No joke.
It’s a true sign of his comedic genius that folks watch his work MULTIPLE times, and it never gets old. I love how he will deliver a line about something Lana does (ie: doesn’t gas up the car) - the face starts out totally in the character, then breaks into this cute little grin…it’s that “this makes me crazy, but I can’t get mad cuz I just love my wife so much” thing. So sweet. His bit, in his new show, about getting out of the car, and looks back to see Lana has her Sephora counter set up on the dash ! I pretty much peed myself. I wish I had 1% of this guy’s chutzpah!
His jokes are impeccable and his delivery just sweetens it all up. His energy is so great 😂 some comedians are too calm on stage
This is the type of stuff I tell my brothers. They call me an idiot. Sebastian has the balls to say it on stage, and he's brilliant. Lesson: Get on stage lol
I laugh so hard with this man.😷💋
Those "death huts" are hardly lit. You should be very afraid.
Every single skit I watch from Sebastian, has me literally in tears laughing!
There's a gas station in my town that's like 2 blocks from a bar where multiple murders have happened and the few times I've had to get gas there I always feel like I'm about to get jumped while I'm pumping the gas. A few months ago I drove by it and it was boarded up (and of course there was already graffiti on the boards). All I thought was "Well, guess the murderers are gonna have to get their Slurpees somewhere else now."
Nobody is funnier than this guy in his prime!!
😂I just can't..he never fails to keep me laughing till my stomach hurts 😂😂😢
Sebastian is one of the best in the business....Note to self: "Im not gettin murdered any where!" You want me, catch me in the house, playin video games,😁😆.
This guy is the embodiment of my anxiety.
He keeps it real.
This is me! I swear it is!!!! 😂😂
I love when i read the comments, that are quoting Sebastian, at the very same time he is saying it, while simultaneously thinking, how damn funny of a line it was 😂😂
I said I am going into the MINIMART!
This dude is fn funny af.
Sebastian is a throw back. His show pays homage to the greats while entertaining us in real time. He is a treasure.
That reload in the end tho lol
Nobody buying Gatorade
That’s why you know something’s fishy I guess 🤷♂️ 😝
When he acted out “the guy by the Gatorade” part I was in tears 😂
“The death hut… a pit stop for criminals!!!” 🤣🤣🤣
I've never full out belly-laughed harder than from Sebastian's takes on life. I love this man.
Anyone that's ever stopped at a gas station in South Florida between 12am-4am can appreciate this...
If you're ever looking for crack at around 2am, look no further than one of our fine petroleum establishments...
I scared a group of rowdy looking teens one time pulling into a Miami gas station with windows rolled down and Murder by Numbers from Synchronicity by the Police playing on the CD player. You should have seen those kids take off and they almost crashed a couple of their cars taking off. LOL
@@ralphgarcia913 😂 They train them young to run from The Police down here... 🤣
That's why I'll never leave Jersey...we DON'T pump our own gas!
@M Detlef @ 1.95/gallon is not overpaying for us and even if it was I wouldn't mind as long as I don't have to get out n pump my own gas especially when it's nasty weather out 😁
@M Detlef We leave NY just to fill up in jersey. Cheaper!!!
I'm from jersey 2, but lets stop advertising about our gas stations, b4 you know it, we will have to pump, I don't think its gonna last a lifetime, Sebastian rocks
I still had a nut run up on me in Camden.
If Mr Maniscalco could just stand in my room for the rest of the year and do his stand up for me every night while I lay in bed, I think my depression will be cured 🙌🏻
scarier than a gas station at midnight is a welcome station. the hubby and I visited one in the south once at 2 in the morning on a bathroom break while driving from NYC to Florida. In the daytime, it's great. you can chill for a bit, get cawfee, stretch your legs. But in middle of the night it's creepy as hell especially if there's no one else around. This one time as we were preparing to leave a guy appeared out of nowhere asking for a quarter! We shot out of there so fast!
BEST COMEDIAN IN A LONG TIME!!!!
He’s so funny, scared and hates people but still makes us laugh
thanks Sebastian for not cursing , its refreshing and I can share it with my grandkids.
That LMG reload was on point
My fav comedian 🤩
I absolutely love him..he says what we're all thinking & feeling!!!😍👍🌈🤓
Whatever mental afflictions he’s got, I suffer from the same. He speaks to me
this guy makes so many death stories.
Sebastian is literally a God in my house. We quote him at least once a day! 😂
Always at the Gatorade spot.
My opinion most relatable comedian out! He’s the best. Going to see him tonight in Wilkes Barre Pa .I’m re-watching these before we go. Looking forward to it 👍🏻
"Are they mopping up from the last murder?" 🤣
THE ONLY COMEDIAN THAT MAKES ME LAUGH TIL MY TUMMY HURTS 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The sceNARIO I have created. Outside the vehicle lol
He is the funniest guy I have EVER seen. 😂
Fulltime carry alleviates these concerns, it turns the situation in favor of the non-murderer 😎
CCW FTW :)
Both can be very effective...
Love him! He reminds me of all of my Italian cousins!!!!
I live in Houston. So yea. Getting murdered at a gas station is a weekly concern! Lol I do have a “safe” one I like to stop at!
You would have been fun to hang out with growing up, I just know it.
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“And you’re playing words with friends. Shut it down.”
This guy is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 The funny thing about this, is that I'm exactly like this whenever I go out somewhere with my husband, specially at night. I'm always one step ahead, observing my surroundings wondering where the crime is going to take place telling my husband to be in the lookout. Meanwhile my husband has no clue what's going on telling me to stop being paranoid!!!!!
I’ve had bad experiences at gas stations
Now this is exactly what I feel and think when I go to a gas station
Yep in my neighborhood there’s a few gas stations but there’s one where you don’t want to be at night. People die all the time. Luckily I don’t go out when it’s dark outside. No way. Mostly cause I can’t see well outside cuz my eyes suck.
"A couple squirts......let's keep this thing moving" Lol