They do things differently in Italy - Sebastian Maniscalco
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- Опубликовано: 14 мар 2024
- They do things differently in Italy
IT AIN'T RIGHT TOUR 2024 - Sebastian Maniscalco with Pat McGann* and Pete Correale* (*on select dates) - starts July 11th! Get tickets at www.sebastianlive.com
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I was in Italy for 3 years in the army. My favorite assignment ever. Great food and great people.
@@TonyParmesano-zl6ls huh?
Jesus hahahaha
@@TonyParmesano-zl6ls how many what? Italians? The minimum requirement was 5.
@@fredericklockard3854wow way to do bare minimum
@@hchwhat sorry I was an under achiever 😂
If you're ever having a bad day, listen to this guy. He's also proof that you don't need to use profanity to be hugely funny!
Good clean humor is the best.
He’s great! 😂
He’s funny been watching him for years. But he does use profanity. He said it twice just in this alone.😂
Oh shut the fuck with the profanity. Just go on stage and start swearing, see if it gets you any laughs. He uses profanity from time to time, it's just well timed. He actually used it here. Were you on a bathroom break? Sometimes profanity makes the joke better. Even Seinfeld, one of the cleanest comedians of all time known for his clean act, said he had a joke that wasn't funny without the actual swear word, so he gave up on it because he couldn't make it work.
What is this, clean christian hour special?
I love how’s he’s descriptive and animated! 😂
A true Italian!
Yes, we are:)
Italy is amazing. Beautiful people, beautiful language and beautiful culture.
The Physical comedy is phenomenal. 😆🤣
Even when he does like a Guy shooting a Bow and Arrow.. you can tell he probably never actually did it himself, but he looked into it , or at least Researched it at little or watched some videos, and then made it funny and all his own ...
This routine never gets old. It's classic. He is one of the best.❤
My favorite stand up, his older material never gets old.
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Wow. It's among he lamest things I've ever seen. Patrice O'Neal, John Pinette, Louis CK, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, Sam Kinison, Steven Wright - those are among the best.
2:40 this is too accurate yo, I used to swim in pools and ocean and I'd go blind for like a day afterwards 😂
"SPF 30,000" got me the giggles 😂😂😂
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not sure he was an Italian kid: they would only wear a speedo and one application of tanning lotion :D :D
I rewatch these when I’m feeling down and makes me happier every time 😂❤
I've seen this guy live, I was short of pissing my pants laughing.
Lucky you. All we get is Pete.
LOVE Sebastian and LOVE Italy, gorgeous country, it has it all.
this guy is flippin hilarious, his comedy literally got me thru that $hitshow of year 2020
His delivery is unmatched. And I’m so happy he hasn’t changed over the years. He keeps his material fresh. Good stuff 💗
I SUMMER in my . . . Backyard!
Summer for free
I miss your physical comedy SO MUCH. Your reenactments are HILARIOUS.
I also summer in my backyard 😂 When my coworkers ask where I'm going for my 2 weeks off a year I always think of this joke.
Back in 86 went to Disney world in a hotel pool full of 30 kids. I was 5. Ventured into the deeo end and almost drowned. Kids just stared snd the life gard wasnt paying attention. Thats the day i learned how to swim. Gen X. Respect.
I've been to Italy in 1990. It was amazing. Great comedian. Very funny. Thank you.
Covered from head to toe with goggles, it's so true ❤😅😊
The former tennis player he's talking about here is Mario Ancic, in case anyone's interested
The kids drowned by the butterfly killed me
„….Kids are drowning…“😂 I always have to laugh about the image in my head, seeing the Jacuzzi with the huge waves caused by the guy doing the butterfly…😂
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Funniest comic performing today and 100 percent Sicilian-American too!
This guy is priceless. Love him. ❤❤
This man is certifiably crazy.............
In a good way! 😅
Hilarious, Sebastian, thanks for the laughs! Subscribed.
He's definitely 1 of my favorites
Your great . From a Chicagoan . 🎉🎉
He is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
Really??? Not funny,nor clever at all...
LOL. Thanks for the laughs!!
Priceless & Hilarious....you are the best Sebastian Maniscalco ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Grazie Sebastian .....
Ps. Your dad....fantasticooo😂😂😂😂
He’s a Great Comedian
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best physical comedy ever
I wish I could come to these tours, but I am broke lol
If you are truly broke then how were you able to buy whatever device you wrote that comment on?
@@mrsjackbauer1 bro that is 💯💯💯💯 facts
@@mrsjackbauer1 Bought it when he had money
Me too but we have Bidenomics. I can’t afford to go to a movie let alone watch a great comedian like this!
Me too hahahaha
😂I die every time I watch this, never gets old👏👏👏
In the words of Moe Szyslak, "You're an idiot".
Run It Through the garden 😂
Anyone who has been on a swim team of any sort knows that he was spot on about a grown man doing the butterfly in a public pool. 😂
Love it!
I like the combo of physical and verbal comedy
I once met a magnificent person. She was German, charming, intelligent, physically lovely and very self assured. I said to her "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen." to which she responded with a bright smile "Thank you." Decades later I still recall that time and hope she has had a wonderful life.
Hilarious. Most of us can relate if you were born before 1980 😂. Being italian doesnt hurt. His delivery is priceless.
This guy is so good!
HE CAN TELL IT AND ACT IT OUT. HES A WALKING MOVIE! 👍😀👺
2:14 SPF 30 thousand 🤣🤣🤣
His butterfly looks like his greyhound. 😅
He has a Tuesday pod cast with Pete called the Pete and Sebastian show, over 550 episodes of hilarity. Start with #466 .
The Cast
Where do you summer? Yep.
❤ Love You 😘
You're hilarious. Tears rolling down. Please say God's name with reverence. God bless.
Sounds like he’s describing the guy from Couples Retreat
Thanks for the laugh! New SUB!
Genius
2:23 Great mime Seb. 👍😝
He got clipped in “The Irishman” at the clam house.
He was in the green book!
Buongiorno Signor Maniscalco, mi sa dire quando andra' in onda il suo prossimo show? Auguri!!!
Week of the year, in Sweden it’s 5 weeks with pay. It’s called socialism, but you can take longer vaccation if you want to.
Nice stuff.
Erik will love this!
Hw loves the details
W greatest comedian ever
The kids wanted to be Jacques Cousteau.
Seb has a man crush on this guy.
I would love to see the reaction of the crowd in Tuscany. Sure, Sebastian is way OTT, but some of his reactions would fit right in with the expressive Italian approach to life.
Sebastian Maniscalco has a net worth of 35 million. . Which I’m proud of him for working so hard to earn that . HOWEVER< I don’t like it when these guys make believe they have no idea about vacations and such .Everyone loves George Carlin, but he was always bashing rich people and golf and all that . In the meantime, I saw him after a show: A guy came over and patted the sweat off of his brow. Another guy put his jacket on him. And another held an umbrella in the rain to his waiting LIMO. . And he had way over 10 million dollars. . . ~~~
when where? damn I've missed the show
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He is great but the older stuff much funnier
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lol 😂
I see you left off Adelaide, South Australia, on your tour dates..... Next time, ok?
This segment was not titled properly. Its title is deceptive. Its less about Italy and more about serious swimmers. Would've liked to have heard about differences between Italian-Americans (who refer to themselves as "Italian"), and real Italians living in Italy.
Wow I never thought I was a fake Italian lol
Tbh many Italian men favour the butterfly as a swimming style - bit of a nuisance but most of them are primadonnas and don't really care 😑
@@sandiperri9946 A good friend of mine was from Ireland. We would go to a local bar that was populated with Irish who came directly from Ireland. That's where I learned that they refer to American Irish as Plastic Paddies. It's probably the same thing with the Italians.
Well, please tell your friend that us "plastic paddies" are proud of our heritage & he should wish to be here ... where there is sunshine !!
@@terikilday2505 I would love to talk with him again, but he died a few years ago. He was truly one of the most kind-hearted men I've ever known.
You don’t summer in Tuscany???
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I can't stop peeing my pants....this is my cousin GAR!!!! LOL...Capece that's GAR CAPECE whya got a problem wit it!? hahaaaa
SPF 30.000
Chitalian
Weird shirt 🤔
I was in Italy to see things done by Leonardo Da Vinci found a few things, very little hardly one thing was there that was actually really done by his own hands ,then I wanted to eat ziti with broccoli didn't find a single place in duomo that had broccoli. Few chefs in the restaurants told me that best broccoli is in Napoli so I flew to Napoli nothing there no broccoli with fresh pasta finally I came back to states and had broccoli with ziti game over.
😂 Kinda sounds like he's a swinger. What are you looking at other couples for?
As you can see this wasn’t any ordinary couple. They were sensational 😏
Most of the comics Joe Rogan likes are mediocrities, like this guy. I've yet to see a funny clip from him. And in general comics who act things out the way he does come off as REALLY desperate and needy. Dude, you're trying too hard.
boring
Sorry but, I don’t find this guy funny. Why is the audience laughing?
Overacting overdoing. Not funny at all
Wgo dresses this guy . He always looks ridiculous
I don't think S.M. is that funny. To me he seens to try too hard and gets overhyped. There are many funnier comedians out there: Jim Gaffigan, Kathleen Madigan, Nate Bergetzi, Wanda Sykes, Steve Harvey, and the one and only true comedic icon, Jerry Seinfeld!! 😂😂
Seinfeld is the most unfunny comedian out there. Did you miss the humor update?
I think he's hilarious because he talks about true events and puts his spin on them.
@@JohnDoe-ky4qk I like the show Seinfeld, but I've never laughed at his stand up routine
Best was George Carlin...RIP. SM is Animated humor...love it. Or not. He Cracks me up! 😂😅😊
Like Seinfeld Show but it's his supporting actors that make the show. I don't laugh at Seinfeld humor. Not funny.
Not funny. He always does safe comedy and makes a lot of facial expression and stereotypes. What’s with the bulletproof vest anyway?
Oh ya how much money have you made from your stand up comedy tour ? Loser lol
Yet you’re here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡
This guy has "physical comedy" OVERload. It gets phriggin' boring real fast. 💤. 🛌. 💤. 🤔
Genius
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