Aries Spears - Italians

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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  • @dariog36th
    @dariog36th 7 лет назад +12042

    Italians always say "with all due respect" when they're about to insult you lol

    • @veronica-
      @veronica- 7 лет назад +163

      Terra Emotus Calm the fuck down

    • @KingCitaldo125
      @KingCitaldo125 7 лет назад +520

      *Says disrespectful slur* "Hey no disrespect. Just breakin ya balls."

    • @keishacharm5319
      @keishacharm5319 7 лет назад +40

      My damn ex boyfriend I would just be there like wtf just happen. Cause I be still in shock like this man tell me about being disrespectful but wanna be insulting ...

    • @nzwaywish
      @nzwaywish 7 лет назад +18

      Dario Gomez nah that's just some new York shit we all say that.

    • @deusrex6230
      @deusrex6230 7 лет назад +75

      As an Italian i can confirm this is true

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 9 лет назад +9280

    Perfect New York/Jersey Italian accent. Sounds straight out of the sopranos, hilarious!

    • @dshu15
      @dshu15 9 лет назад +183

      +ahepperl Reminded me of Paulie.

    • @mrwhite982
      @mrwhite982 8 лет назад +17

      TRUE!!!!!!!!!

    • @ChaplinCo
      @ChaplinCo 8 лет назад +16

      No it's not. Lol

    • @djrahdj
      @djrahdj 7 лет назад +101

      L00l was thinking that same thing, "Hey maron God forbid, Salute"

    • @jonp2338
      @jonp2338 7 лет назад +33

      Hes from NY

  • @emiltoutou1
    @emiltoutou1 8 лет назад +5288

    He is a genius of impression

    • @terranceharvey9205
      @terranceharvey9205 8 лет назад +28

      I said the same thing!!

    • @Wurmo
      @Wurmo 6 лет назад +7

      He was one of the main stars of a sketch comedy show. It's kind of what he does. :)

    • @k9ine325
      @k9ine325 5 лет назад +1

      which one?

    • @ookie218
      @ookie218 5 лет назад

      @@k9ine325 madtv

    • @SaabStory636
      @SaabStory636 3 года назад +3

      Fr he did a pretty good NY Italian accent, you can tell he’s actually spent a lot of time around them

  • @martadoso9
    @martadoso9 8 лет назад +1736

    "FUGETABOUTIT"...

    • @johngrosso4013
      @johngrosso4013 8 лет назад +23

      its more like fuggedaboudit .. madonn get it right lol

    • @DANLAROCA-dx9gk
      @DANLAROCA-dx9gk 8 лет назад +1

      +John Grosso
      Lol!! It's Marone a mi

    • @martadoso9
      @martadoso9 8 лет назад +5

      +John Grosso I KNOW TO SPELL A JOKE FUCKHEAD!!!

    • @gabetovar8138
      @gabetovar8138 6 лет назад +1

      martadoso9 calm tf down

    • @71sc502
      @71sc502 6 лет назад +1

      I'm walkin heah

  • @onthewrist5006
    @onthewrist5006 8 лет назад +4453

    the best ever Italian impression.

    • @Ybr_mell
      @Ybr_mell 6 лет назад +45

      nope lol look up moolies eddie murphy

    • @briandorsey282
      @briandorsey282 5 лет назад +30

      How about Richard Pryor's Italian bit?

    • @jilvancicek689
      @jilvancicek689 5 лет назад +4

      Naahh Eddie Murphy nr 1

    • @briandorsey282
      @briandorsey282 5 лет назад +2

      @@jilvancicek689 you must've just seen Rocky

    • @mrgboxx
      @mrgboxx 5 лет назад +2

      lot of his stuff is adopted from Pryor's bits.

  • @crishaunthedon
    @crishaunthedon 6 лет назад +2429

    The "Fuck you, funny to me" line was the greatest way I've ever seen a comic get out of a bomb..Genius!

    • @hititmanify
      @hititmanify 3 года назад +84

      He didnt even need to do that.just let them realize maybe tell it slower a bit. I think it should be a classic

    • @Rude_Boi
      @Rude_Boi 2 года назад +6

      @@hititmanify I know you comment is 8 months old, but can you explain that cupcake joke to me? Flew right over my head

    • @printter7983
      @printter7983 2 года назад

      @@Rude_Boi he's doing comparison. cupcake with a pussy. and "warm creamy on the inside" describe both the of them pretty well.

    • @claydice91
      @claydice91 2 года назад

      @@Rude_Boi he’s talking about warming it up and inserting his penis into the cupcake. He’s talking about having sexual… Intercourse… with the cupcake after warming it up in the microwave… what I mean is he’s talking about having 1 night stands with the cupcakes. And it’s much easier to wash the smell of a cupcake off the penis than the smell of vaginal Intercourse.

    • @misterbean4125
      @misterbean4125 2 года назад

      @@Rude_Boi he fucks the cupcake

  • @JovialDaze
    @JovialDaze 9 лет назад +2131

    That crowd is so uptight, this shit had me in tears bruh lmao

    • @Mr._Moderate
      @Mr._Moderate 2 года назад +48

      I thought I was the only one

    • @user-vg5dj6qi9b
      @user-vg5dj6qi9b 2 года назад +69

      The crowd is corny asf

    • @CliffPierson777
      @CliffPierson777 2 года назад

      Because they are ignorant and have no idea how much italians hate blks

    • @tigerex777
      @tigerex777 2 года назад +108

      That's because the comedy show was held either in Manhattan or Brooklyn and a lot of black people from those places consider themselves high class and extremely liberal. So they're sensitive and uptight about those things. Black people in more ghetto areas would go nuts for this kind of stuff. City black people are different. Watch the one where Aries does this same act in LA and you'll notice those black people are uptight too. Liberal city black people just don't like to hear about racism.

    • @googleuser8900
      @googleuser8900 2 года назад +26

      @@tigerex777 its not that deep bro 😂

  • @bigkase11
    @bigkase11 10 лет назад +1890

    `that crowd is WEAK!!!!

    • @lro001
      @lro001 5 лет назад +49

      Kelvin Clark very....either they sensitive or no funny bone in their body.

    • @OGDonothello613
      @OGDonothello613 4 года назад +9

      And he wearing a leather jacket... not even sweating though

    • @riadvelar9260
      @riadvelar9260 4 года назад +11

      He even felt the same , that's why he end it like that 😹

    • @claudioserafino9910
      @claudioserafino9910 4 года назад +3

      I don't think it's the audience, I think its a bad sound recording.

    • @_-_TheShadow_-_
      @_-_TheShadow_-_ 3 года назад +12

      @@lro001 They were sensitive af. His impressions are so good they couldn't separate him from the people he was portraying....weak!

  • @jctai100
    @jctai100 8 лет назад +3095

    this guy's too good

    • @chel9157
      @chel9157 4 месяца назад

      2024 no replies? 😂

  • @Darin-USMCB--
    @Darin-USMCB-- 6 лет назад +1421

    His Italian Accent was pretty good.

    • @greatestever7623
      @greatestever7623 3 года назад +33

      Shit was perfect 10/10

    • @seanpereira5824
      @seanpereira5824 2 года назад +7

      Spot on

    • @thedauntlessone.7335
      @thedauntlessone.7335 2 года назад +13

      Pretty good? It’s better than the Italians in Brooklyn 😂

    • @orion000
      @orion000 2 года назад +1

      Worst ever

    • @xxDxxism
      @xxDxxism 2 года назад +2

      @@orion000 awww look at me im cool I agree but I like to be different

  • @ChristineSmuniewski
    @ChristineSmuniewski 9 лет назад +1335

    It's not about talent, its about sex appeal. That's the sad truth!

    • @RealLucror
      @RealLucror 8 лет назад +4

      +Leonardo Pavón same

    • @travisbaker7547
      @travisbaker7547 8 лет назад +2

      +Leonardo Pavón hahaaa me too lol why?!

    • @bloodycinephile
      @bloodycinephile 7 лет назад

      Not true the best filmmakers of all time are all ugly.

    • @davidbahrami9344
      @davidbahrami9344 7 лет назад +3

      I couldn't think of a username they're talking about actors

    • @bloodycinephile
      @bloodycinephile 7 лет назад +7

      I can think of many actors that are ugly. Also just because someone is good looking doesn't mean they'll get the part. Doesn't matter how good looking you are if you can't act for shit you ain't getting a gig.

  • @goukimess
    @goukimess 9 лет назад +2432

    It's not like he is lying about rappers and their love for old school Italian mobsters. Rappers love them and they hated black people.

    • @littlejimmyscumbag2551
      @littlejimmyscumbag2551 9 лет назад +134

      Dreambro1 The pimp image comes from Elvis Presley actually. He was the first to pull off all that shit. Italians never wore flashy clothes or bling or colored Cadillacs. But I agree black gangsterism stems from Italian gangsterism. Even Malcolm X spoke on that and so did Muhammad Ali.

    • @littlejimmyscumbag2551
      @littlejimmyscumbag2551 9 лет назад +30

      Dreambro1 They were, but not in the same demeanor as Elvis. He was the first one who put that whole image into people's mind and people laughed at him about it at first. Now it's become the standard for "cool" guys.

    • @sunnynizami793
      @sunnynizami793 9 лет назад +38

      +Marx Aur But, if I remember correctly, most of the names they take aren't the names of Italian Mobsters, but mostly Colombian drug cartels. Like Nas Escobar, Az Sosa, Frank White (Biggie Smalls)

    • @johnmcduffie3095
      @johnmcduffie3095 8 лет назад +63

      yup!!! because Italians were conquered by the African Moors. They hate African people. especially Hannibal

    • @littlejimmyscumbag2551
      @littlejimmyscumbag2551 8 лет назад +26

      John McDuffie I think you're thinking of Spaniards. Hannibal was a Roman general, his men were white even if he was black himself.

  • @ziamarie
    @ziamarie 3 года назад +772

    😂😂😂 he does a legit tri-state area italian American accent impression. This was hilarious

    • @gregDino32
      @gregDino32 2 года назад +11

      Damn you are gorgeous , lol just saying .

    • @ziamarie
      @ziamarie 2 года назад +12

      @@gregDino32 aww thank you 😊

    • @NDR-hn3ue
      @NDR-hn3ue 2 года назад

      True

    • @nyg_dbone
      @nyg_dbone Год назад

      Not even close

    • @KFJN
      @KFJN Год назад

      Absolutely!!

  • @mards2479
    @mards2479 2 года назад +235

    “Gettin the ole braciole from curious George” fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @JohnnyRanks-s7z
    @JohnnyRanks-s7z 2 года назад +125

    I had an older Italian co Worker at one point. He was in his 80’s. He wasn’t a racist guy but he would say racist shit all the time jokingly😂. He just comes from an era where there was zero political correctness and on top of that he’s Italian lol.

    • @Scarl3t03
      @Scarl3t03 5 месяцев назад

      Im from rome, we mostly plain insult each other for showing respect, the more the insult it's racist about one's place of origin, culture, race the more it means we like you.
      Once i heard this at a gas station "OH come on Ali', we even bought sheep meat for the bbq since you are a fkn muslim, you can do the terror attack next week"

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens 3 дня назад

      And he was also not really seen as white in his lifetime.

  • @hoomanpolitics7925
    @hoomanpolitics7925 6 лет назад +262

    "Hollywood is not about talent, it's about sex appeal." He knew it back then. Before all these scandals.

  • @rjc7289
    @rjc7289 6 лет назад +363

    "Gettin' the ol' braciole from Curious George!" LOL!

    • @thefairygodmothers
      @thefairygodmothers 5 лет назад +6

      I never got that part..

    • @TheeNino
      @TheeNino 3 года назад +43

      It’s been 2 years, but if it helps: a lot of racist ppl use the term monkeys or use some innuendo like “Curious George” to call black ppl names along those lines

    • @aphroditeg2712
      @aphroditeg2712 2 года назад +6

      Props for spelling braciole right

  • @loualbino5536
    @loualbino5536 7 лет назад +901

    "I was offend for a second,but then you said no offense so now everything is cool."
    -Artie Lange

    • @killaplay5841
      @killaplay5841 5 лет назад +2

      lou Albino listen so listen to how I tell this story , a priest a rabbi and a n word walk into a bar...

    • @al307antony2
      @al307antony2 4 года назад +3

      Beer League 💀

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 2 года назад

      @@al307antony2 lol, I died at all these comments. Like Aries Spears, Beer League is criminally underrated...

  • @oodoodanoo2346
    @oodoodanoo2346 4 года назад +715

    As a brown person who grew up among Italians, this was funny as shit.

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 3 года назад +12

      You Indian?

    • @liamsmith5820
      @liamsmith5820 3 года назад +21

      Italians are usually brown or pasty

    • @Eye-it-azz
      @Eye-it-azz 3 года назад +16

      Italians are black, Mediterranean, that’s why Italians, Greeks, Catalonia part of Spain, why do you think they look brown ?

    • @unclecreed2986
      @unclecreed2986 3 года назад +22

      @@Eye-it-azz because they are closer to the equater.

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 3 года назад +8

      @@liamsmith5820 yo mama is brown

  • @meadomenica4175
    @meadomenica4175 5 лет назад +498

    He’s hysterical. 😂😂😂 Perfect impression of Italian Americans. Italians from Italy are very different. They are actually embarrassed by Italian Americans. Salute!

    • @chineseviruszombie773
      @chineseviruszombie773 3 года назад +38

      Really? According to many studies Italy is the most racist country in Europe. And Italians elected Mussolini. Italian-Americans fought against Mussolini

    • @evansshadow9018
      @evansshadow9018 3 года назад

      @@chineseviruszombie773 I’d look at China aka CCP land for that title.

    • @niroshanperera6323
      @niroshanperera6323 3 года назад +32

      Italians embarrassed themselves with the Pope and the Catholic Church. No coming back from that Mate !

    • @meadomenica4175
      @meadomenica4175 3 года назад +10

      @@niroshanperera6323 that’s your opinion

    • @meadomenica4175
      @meadomenica4175 3 года назад +17

      @@chineseviruszombie773 you clearly have never been to Italy and have 0 knowledge of the History or the culture. Your lack of knowledge is humorous

  • @jbmasongator
    @jbmasongator 10 лет назад +920

    Very underrated comedian

  • @achildofgod9954
    @achildofgod9954 3 года назад +173

    This guy is underrated . Talented comedian and excellent impersonator

  • @mikevigliotti3798
    @mikevigliotti3798 2 года назад +42

    2nd generation here 🇮🇹 This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂 I know so many people back home in New York and New Jersey like this. He fucking nailed it with the impression

  • @L251125
    @L251125 7 лет назад +336

    His Italian accent is on point

    • @jonp2338
      @jonp2338 Год назад

      Italian accent?

    • @kalilabraahim6729
      @kalilabraahim6729 7 месяцев назад

      @@jonp2338 Italian/American

    • @jonp2338
      @jonp2338 6 месяцев назад

      @@kalilabraahim6729 its a new york accent my man

    • @kalilabraahim6729
      @kalilabraahim6729 6 месяцев назад

      @@jonp2338 Thats what I meant but couldnt put into different words 😅

  • @slowemm
    @slowemm 6 лет назад +258

    His accent was on point.

  • @joemoschetta3231
    @joemoschetta3231 7 лет назад +106

    im 100 pct italian american and i think hes funny , its all comedy

  • @PricelessRawCoolGuy33
    @PricelessRawCoolGuy33 5 лет назад +223

    Aries Spears Italian inpersonation is way better than Eddie Murphy!

  • @melissamorales7306
    @melissamorales7306 4 года назад +64

    He sounds just like the Italians from those old Spike Lee flicks. Lol😂😂😂

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 3 года назад +2

      Yeah! Do The Right Thing & Jungle Fever 😂

  • @iamrgenius
    @iamrgenius 3 года назад +49

    “Hey Aries, no offense, salud.” 😂😂

    • @anythinggoes5574
      @anythinggoes5574 3 года назад +5

      I was pissing. I'm of Italian heritage and this guy fucking killed it bro.

  • @cnbg8535
    @cnbg8535 6 лет назад +70

    god damn i love being italian, he ain't wrong shit I say everything with "no offense" at the end

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 2 года назад

      Beh fa parte della nostra lingua d'altronde. Tu di dove sei?

    • @marcomarco3785
      @marcomarco3785 2 года назад +5

      @@SonnyJCrockett84 sappi che quando dicono di essere italiani sono in realtà americani che non sanno nemmeno pronunciare il loro nome italiano

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 2 года назад

      @@marcomarco3785 ne sono ben conscio, per questo non li sopporto

    • @brodychaffin9862
      @brodychaffin9862 2 года назад

      @@SonnyJCrockett84 yea god forbid someone likes their heritage. I don't even get why the fuck it annoys you in any way, shape, or form. You people are just looking to get mad about shit I swear.

  • @OfSunFlowers
    @OfSunFlowers 12 лет назад +119

    This dude goes through these monologs like a FUCKIN PRO

  • @pinstripes4life11
    @pinstripes4life11 8 лет назад +84

    After seeing more and more of Spears stuff he is becoming one of my favorites haha. This video is fucking halarious.

    • @romandarius6041
      @romandarius6041 8 лет назад

      +pinstripes4life11 --------YOU ONLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU HATE WHITES

    • @pinstripes4life11
      @pinstripes4life11 8 лет назад

      +Roman Darius I am white...

  • @chasefreak
    @chasefreak 6 месяцев назад +27

    Aries is SPOT on! And as an Italian, he's welcomed to the family any time-he'd fit right in-Madon

  • @IDontKnow-pf6en
    @IDontKnow-pf6en 7 лет назад +93

    im italian, and i actually have heard phrases of this sort. my dad always says like"half of something" or something and a half

    • @beyeseparateswe3425
      @beyeseparateswe3425 3 года назад +1

      ARE YOU SICILIAN?

    • @damianoabbina9967
      @damianoabbina9967 3 года назад +1

      Verissimo ahahaha

    • @albertbarese3706
      @albertbarese3706 3 года назад +10

      I'm italian, fron Italy never been in the US, we always say mezzo this and mezzo that about everything, mezzo means half so I believe it's mutuated by italian language.

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 2 года назад

      You sound American to me, not Italian

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 2 года назад

      @@albertbarese3706 non ci avevo mai pensato, potresti avere ragione

  • @coldsholda
    @coldsholda 7 лет назад +581

    IM ITALIAN AND FROM BROOKLYN AND HE KILLED IT

    • @xianlo3246
      @xianlo3246 5 лет назад +17

      I like Italian ppl,I’m Mexican from BK too

    • @D3adp00l324
      @D3adp00l324 5 лет назад +15

      Ey, I'm Italian/Dominican from Bensonhurst, 79th Ave, what's really good?

    • @brooklynboiprod
      @brooklynboiprod 4 года назад +2

      @@D3adp00l324 I lived on 79st.

    • @gullybop1695
      @gullybop1695 3 года назад +6

      I'm Italian from Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn.

    • @IlRockettaroPazzo
      @IlRockettaroPazzo 3 года назад +37

      If you are from Brooklyn YOU ARE AMERICAN! NOT ITALIAN!

  • @Terminal-Vet
    @Terminal-Vet 2 года назад +14

    The good old days...when a comedian could joke about raw stuff and not get canceled.

  • @educatedscum5306
    @educatedscum5306 6 лет назад +16

    I expected the crowd to be louder, this was some quality shit man.

    • @mangekyou5909
      @mangekyou5909 3 года назад

      It's the recording their laugh keep cutting in and out

  • @jordan-sb9ju
    @jordan-sb9ju 2 года назад +21

    “It’s fucked up cause i wanted a Hennessy” LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @Ssanzotera
    @Ssanzotera 6 лет назад +48

    He sounds more Italian than me. And I'm italian

    • @benevolent2077
      @benevolent2077 4 года назад +15

      LOL cause you are as italian as olive garden is

    • @Kayl3ss
      @Kayl3ss 4 года назад +2

      @@benevolent2077 🤣🤣

    • @moffe5241
      @moffe5241 2 года назад +2

      Why do these people keep calling out Italians in the comments lmfao

  • @heisenberg1898
    @heisenberg1898 5 лет назад +148

    Im Italian, this is funny. He did it perfect.

    • @IlRockettaroPazzo
      @IlRockettaroPazzo 3 года назад +20

      If you were Italian you knew that's not true. Cause italo-americans are not Italians.

    • @spartanwarrior706
      @spartanwarrior706 3 года назад +2

      If you're italian so let me see. Say something

    • @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
      @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 3 года назад +6

      @@IlRockettaroPazzo by Italian, he obviously means Italian american. It's like when they say white people, they mean the white rece, not someone who is actually paper-white. Shut up, smooth brain.

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 3 года назад

      You're not Italian, you're American. Stop being a cosplayer

    • @Thalos_s
      @Thalos_s 2 года назад +1

      @@IlRockettaroPazzo eh, they're technically still Italians

  • @slim920
    @slim920 3 года назад +7

    i can't believe i've never heard of this guy until yesterday, he's hilarious

  • @brandyhalabi819
    @brandyhalabi819 2 года назад +33

    This man’s impressions are gold fr. He’s hilarious, and he done good on madtv, especially as dolla bill montgomerey he was too funny 😂😂……And to everyone all around the world, stay safe stay blessed 🙏🏽✨🙏🏽✨🙏🏽✝️

  • @jOhnnySK1
    @jOhnnySK1 6 лет назад +28

    Getting the old braciole from curious George 😂😂😂

  • @Unusualgroophy
    @Unusualgroophy 7 лет назад +5

    I love the Italian accent so much .....

  • @anap2159
    @anap2159 6 лет назад +38

    The accent is on point!

  • @flow_matik
    @flow_matik 10 лет назад +98

    Lmao! Yo i'm Italian much love to black people but this is funny man .

    • @Musa-ge4ep
      @Musa-ge4ep 5 лет назад +7

      You're not Italian. You're "I'm Italian" American.

    • @fatso2894
      @fatso2894 3 года назад +1

      YO

    • @beyeseparateswe3425
      @beyeseparateswe3425 3 года назад +1

      ALOT OF YOU ITALIANS ARE BLACK..SALUTE FRATELLO.

    • @fatso2894
      @fatso2894 3 года назад +5

      @@beyeseparateswe3425 I watched an Eddie Murphy sketch on italians where he says that in his opinion, italians "act like niggas", i found that interesting because in europe (or I will just talk about italy since I know my place) we don't have this concept of acting white or black. I'm sure we don't behave like the stereotyped WASP, but I don't understand what the opposite should exactly be. For example we say that people from Liguria region are stingy/greedy, so you could think they are our Jews. But it's a matter of culture from an area, not skin color. So how can I understand this concept?

    • @vito7361
      @vito7361 3 года назад

      @@fatso2894 gotta live there bro. But it's simple: The south hates the north because of the lack of support they get and north hates the south because they are an economic liability
      The south mostly lives off agriculture while the north mostly lives off industrialism and tourism. Both can't go along in an economic culture that's why italy has such a hard time to thrive.
      Culturally speaking South Italians are just different. The tend to be more like countries from greece, spain and even some African and Muslim parts of the world (Mainly because they have been conquered by these countries and therefore adapted some of the culture aspects) despite that tho they have their own identity and you could describe them as more easy going, carefree but still hard working.
      North Italians are more similar to nothern parts of europe like switzerland, Germany and France. Therefore they have a different way of carrying themselves and are more educated and focus more on scholarships.
      Because of these differences they won't and can't ever get along with each other.

  • @BLacknesmonstaz
    @BLacknesmonstaz 7 лет назад +39

    it's called comedy, how quiet the crowd got with the "No offense" segment... It was good

    • @mangekyou5909
      @mangekyou5909 3 года назад

      Its bad recording it's cutting in and out

    • @moffe5241
      @moffe5241 2 года назад +3

      It may be a comedy, but he is still talking about real racist conversations that were directed at black people, which most of the audience was. Racist comedy is funny a lot of the time, but when it is just straight-up slurs, it doesn't really make me chuckle.

    • @spookrockcity
      @spookrockcity 2 года назад +1

      Nah that crowd was lame AF

  • @michelewitt2285
    @michelewitt2285 7 лет назад +95

    His Italian accent is excellent and he is hysterical!! Hope you make it big man!! Your awesome!! And I am Italian .. but not a racist .. jokes were kind of hard but your accent was right on the money 💰

    • @michelewitt2285
      @michelewitt2285 2 года назад +1

      @Fak RUclips I meant an Italian American NY accent .. sorry I wasn’t specific enough for you

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 2 года назад +1

      Look up his early work at MadTV

    • @khalidmayes2401
      @khalidmayes2401 2 года назад

      Lmao do you not know who he is

  • @tii2015
    @tii2015 6 лет назад +30

    Never heard of him, but he is funny as hell!!
    (and accurate).

  • @arturomansour-hull930
    @arturomansour-hull930 2 года назад +17

    I got hella respect for Italians . They got some good phrases.

  • @SicilianSVT
    @SicilianSVT 12 лет назад +29

    his italian accent is right on point!!! lol

  • @Insight_XCI
    @Insight_XCI 2 года назад +11

    Saw this for the first time about 10 years ago and to this day I still say "whoa! Forgot my fuckin' glasses!" just like that🤣

  • @harrykenyon9262
    @harrykenyon9262 4 месяца назад +2

    Absolutely true

  • @ThemisticShadow
    @ThemisticShadow 2 года назад

    Bro I can't believe this was ONE show, I watched like 10 videos already and his material is INSANE!

  • @francoferraro2589
    @francoferraro2589 4 года назад +28

    THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS 💯BUT THERE'S MUCH MUCH MORE AND ITS EVEN MORE HILARIOUS🤣🇮🇹

  • @FelFree
    @FelFree 2 года назад +4

    Waaaaaay more funnier than Kevin Hart
    By far ...... But Kevin Hart is way more successful ..... Thats why I don't fallow modern culture they try to teach you what to like rather than just skill abd pure talent !

  • @CollyDoo
    @CollyDoo 4 года назад +17

    I met him at the Blackfoot comedy club here in Calgary Canada. He's hilarious and really nice guy!

  • @frenchieblack1
    @frenchieblack1 7 лет назад +1

    Such a great story teller

  • @ringoharris8678
    @ringoharris8678 5 лет назад +29

    As funny as this guy is, everything he says is so true.

  • @jdabseerl4016
    @jdabseerl4016 4 года назад +7

    Best line "fuck y'all funny to me, funny to me".

  • @tekobari
    @tekobari 8 лет назад +13

    His ear is extraordinary! I never watched this many of his vids in a row before. He's a vocal genius. Yay! I have a new stand-up to keep me reasonably sane. Thanks for the upload, PMG.

  • @dawolf856
    @dawolf856 5 лет назад +20

    *sigh* went to school with Italian Americans for years. He's on point LOL

  • @Enos_96
    @Enos_96 4 месяца назад +1

    Mi segunda favorita comediano, ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧.

  • @SonnyJCrockett84
    @SonnyJCrockett84 Год назад +2

    Half a f*g is one of the few things counterfeitalian Americans remember from the old country, in southern Italy they say "mezzo f**cio" that literally means that

  • @jjLeakee_
    @jjLeakee_ 2 года назад +15

    the crowd did not understand that cupcake joke 💀

    • @Rude_Boi
      @Rude_Boi 2 года назад

      What's the cupcake joke?

  • @Artfulscience1
    @Artfulscience1 3 года назад +18

    “Curious George” I lost it 🤣

  • @ricoshahid7912
    @ricoshahid7912 6 лет назад +49

    WOW THIS BROTHER HAS MAD MAD TALENT ONE OF THE BEST.

  • @ShowTheOreo
    @ShowTheOreo Год назад +1

    "fuck y'all funny to me" are words to live by

  • @jake-thegoat
    @jake-thegoat 2 года назад +2

    I love the half a fa* line dude... shi* is so funny

  • @shaunishauni6364
    @shaunishauni6364 6 лет назад +139

    “Italians are racist”
    Yet I’m Italian and “black”
    *Lol.*

    • @bighole2908
      @bighole2908 4 года назад +3

      Wow so cool

    • @RichWeigel
      @RichWeigel 4 года назад +16

      I had a friend in the Army from New York who was half Puerto Rican half Italian. His accent was so thick I could hardly understand WTF he was saying half the time.

    • @kristiant96
      @kristiant96 4 года назад +17

      Black Italians dont exist stop deluding yourself you might have some percentage but that doesn't make you italian.

    • @321augustine
      @321augustine 4 года назад +19

      @@kristiant96 they do exist you frog. They're mostly in Milan, Turin. Obviously you wouldn't know because there are barely any "blacks" where you're from serb.

    • @kevingiampaoli9363
      @kevingiampaoli9363 4 года назад +7

      If you were really italian, you'd know how bad the racism is over here

  • @madbear3512
    @madbear3512 5 лет назад +27

    Best Italian impression ever

  • @shaheedhaith4919
    @shaheedhaith4919 9 лет назад +1138

    That audience lacks intelligent comedy

    • @shaheedhaith4919
      @shaheedhaith4919 8 лет назад +13

      +against the wind 😂😂😂 good one!
      but i still think they should have laughed a little harder lol

    • @amirablue.b186
      @amirablue.b186 6 лет назад +20

      you're right the audience's dull but this guy is f****** funny as fuck he's awesome

    • @squakrock
      @squakrock 4 года назад +8

      Cause they’re black

    • @prny1316
      @prny1316 4 года назад +15

      Just Bc they are black doesn’t mean they lack intelligence, your comment just goes to show how ignorant and unintelligent you are you fuckin idiot

    • @thecraplordsell4575
      @thecraplordsell4575 3 года назад +4

      @@squakrock I’m really starting to hate whites now. You people just love mentioning us on every opportunity

  • @elonmudd
    @elonmudd 2 года назад +1

    Love this guy

  • @maksimvucetic3205
    @maksimvucetic3205 8 лет назад +30

    It's a charcoal briquette lmao

  • @DFarmer00001
    @DFarmer00001 9 месяцев назад +10

    God, we need some more Aries Spears in our lives right about now.

  • @Roadhammer3406e
    @Roadhammer3406e 8 лет назад +8

    being from jersey this is fucking spot on Hey aerie saluh

  • @aepr84
    @aepr84 3 года назад +4

    rappers wanting to be like italian mobsters is the dumbest gimmick ever, Gambino, Gotti, Anastasia DESPISED black people....and i'm a huge hip hop fan

  • @telloflores264
    @telloflores264 2 года назад +1

    “Fuck y’all it was funny to me”😂

  • @pilsendood
    @pilsendood 2 года назад +2

    Italian privilege: we don't give a shit what anyone thinks or says about us and never will.

  • @tac21_10
    @tac21_10 7 лет назад +18

    That last joke had me dying and the crowd was just like”ew”

    • @mangekyou5909
      @mangekyou5909 3 года назад

      Its the recording cutting in and out

  • @smaiiz1467
    @smaiiz1467 6 лет назад +49

    I’m Italian and from NY (not the city) and can’t even do an accent that good

    • @ICaligvla
      @ICaligvla 4 года назад +3

      I was born and raised straight from Brooklyn in what was mostly a stereotypical italian Neighborhood and I can't even come close to an accent like that lol.

    • @gullybop1695
      @gullybop1695 3 года назад

      @@ICaligvla I live in a "stereotypical" world and I eat "stereotypical" froot loops and have a "stereotypical" job. Smh....

    • @ICaligvla
      @ICaligvla 3 года назад

      @@gullybop1695 maybe you should take the stereotypical stick out of your ass

    • @gullybop1695
      @gullybop1695 3 года назад

      @@ICaligvla nah I'm gonna "stereotypical" leave it deep in there.

    • @IlRockettaroPazzo
      @IlRockettaroPazzo 3 года назад +3

      Sorry man, but if you are from New York your not Italian. You're American.

  • @chilllyeyeay2094
    @chilllyeyeay2094 2 года назад +3

    This guy was on mad TV. Mad funny

  • @AsadRipperx
    @AsadRipperx 6 месяцев назад +2

    Just when I thought I got out
    They pulled me back innn

  • @troyboody9985
    @troyboody9985 5 месяцев назад +1

    The italian bit is spot on.

  • @BeefCake1012
    @BeefCake1012 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m Italian and this was fucking hysterical… he’s absolutely right about old Italians being racist as hell, sad but it’s true. He’s so right. I haven’t seen somebody make fun of Italians this much since Eddie Murphy’s RAW tour in the late 80’s/early 90’s.. 😂🤣

  • @salvatorepalma1420
    @salvatorepalma1420 10 лет назад +16

    This is more like newyork italian, sicilan slang, you cant say all italian Americans talk like this! Different states !

  • @BedePhilip
    @BedePhilip 9 лет назад +62

    He sounds exactly like Paulie Gualtieri from The Sopranos, real funny guy

  • @bessdavies6440
    @bessdavies6440 3 года назад +44

    I am Italian from Italy, and I've lived in the UK for a long time. The boss of the company I used to work for was British-Italian (born in London from Italian parents). He was honestly just like those "Italians" from New Jersey, exaggerating every stereotype and behaving/wearing/eating/saying shit that an actual Italian would never do. He also had a massive problem with alcohol. For the company's Xmas Party all of us co-workers and managers went to a restaurant, and clubbing after that. Boy, he got HAMMERED. And he started dancing and shit, and got into an argument with this black guy (not a colleague, just another patron of the restaurant/club) while dancing to a raggae song, and legit told him "I am more black than you, because I live in East London".
    He is white.
    ........

    • @shineayandrews1869
      @shineayandrews1869 2 года назад +2

      I dated an Italian dude from the Bronx, but he was actually Italian born. It was sad watching him spiral down to an existential hole of wanting to be himself and getting caught up in the guido life.
      I miss him sometimes, he was genuinely a really good dude.

    • @Funstun-yk7oo
      @Funstun-yk7oo 2 года назад +1

      I guess as soon as you guys leave your country it goes downhill

    • @playboyv12
      @playboyv12 2 года назад

      Grazie per raccontare la storia. Purtroppo, lo stereotipo italoamericano è troppo forte qui negli Stati Uniti. La persona tipica crede che essere italiano in realtà, è così.
      Provavo spiegare che le culture sono molte diverse, ma poche sono d’accordo.
      Mi fa schifo quando loro fanno quelle cose, oppure parlino come Aries Spears nel questo video.

    • @secretagent4610
      @secretagent4610 2 года назад +2

      Didn't know there were British Guidos. Two stereotypes in one I guess. 😅

    • @KFJN
      @KFJN 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@playboyv12ci sono tanti tipi di Italo Americani.. ci sono anche quelli che sono nati o cresciuti in Italia e poi sono venuti in America. Mica siamo tutti di seconda o terza generazione qui..

  • @MikeCerrooq1zt
    @MikeCerrooq1zt 5 месяцев назад +1

    Im Italian love this man

  • @964302
    @964302 2 года назад

    THIS IS FACTS BROOKLYN!!! ITALIANS DONT MINCE WORDS FACTS STRAIGHT RAW EVEN IF IT HURTS. What don’t kill you makes you 💪 stronger

  • @Sappy88
    @Sappy88 2 года назад +8

    3:10
    …EDP?

  • @XVNRX
    @XVNRX 6 лет назад +6

    I’m so glad I came across this again
    The greatest shit ever lmao

  • @DJdevil319
    @DJdevil319 5 лет назад +12

    “Fuck yall funny to me”
    I love it

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 6 лет назад +61

    That's the best Italian accent I've heard.

  • @Luic-Ferrino
    @Luic-Ferrino 2 года назад +6

    Christ this hit home because my Dad is hardcore NY Italian while I'm Georgian Southern (moved down before I came into the picture *dab*) and Aries nailed the accent difference so hard I love it.

  • @RossNCVince
    @RossNCVince 9 лет назад +291

    Nice to see Michelle Obama enjoying the show at 2:32

    • @abdihodaan
      @abdihodaan 9 лет назад +14

      More like Malia Obama.

    • @tooxxturnt
      @tooxxturnt 8 лет назад +9

      +Burhans Amanoz more like u a salty ass bitch

    • @kobeisthegoat5767
      @kobeisthegoat5767 7 лет назад +1

      Ross N. C. Vince L

    • @t436
      @t436 7 лет назад +2

      Lol she totally looks like she could be related.

    • @kregmaffews
      @kregmaffews 7 лет назад +5

      Michelle Obama is a man so...

  • @Justghebba
    @Justghebba 7 лет назад +11

    Im fucking laughing!! and Im Italian ahahahahahhah this guy is crazy ahahahahah real talented

  • @peterpettigrew4410
    @peterpettigrew4410 4 года назад +9

    Italians "with all due respect..
    *you've left the chat*

  • @Drewswaggy
    @Drewswaggy 6 месяцев назад +2

    Block buster night? Damn lol Gen z wondering what that is

  • @Sid629
    @Sid629 2 года назад +1

    Yeah I don’t see why they’re being idolized by us when they obviously have no respect for us.