Sebastian Maniscalco: Hypochondriac (What's Wrong With People?)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 мар 2022
  • Anyone else think they're dying all the time? Watch more on Netflix: bit.ly/35DeDES #WhatsWrongWithPeople
    About My Father, the new feature film starring Sebastian Maniscalco and Robert De Niro about Sebastian and his real-life Italian immigrant (and hairdresser) father Salvo, hits theaters on May 26th!
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Комментарии • 195

  • @capresti3537
    @capresti3537 Год назад +28

    The woman giggling in the background is having the best time of her life.

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C 9 месяцев назад +4

      She makes it funnier.

  • @dianejohnson9904
    @dianejohnson9904 Год назад +28

    That is so true about the footprint/line thing at the pharmacy! It’s only 6 feet from the counter. You can hear everything! 🤣

  • @marymatthews678
    @marymatthews678 Год назад +83

    No bad language, pure comedy from start to finish.

  • @losvegas1997
    @losvegas1997 Год назад +29

    Hysterical 😂😂.. love this guy

  • @katherinemooney4396
    @katherinemooney4396 Год назад +74

    I watch Sebastian over and over …and it always cracks me up!

  • @kittyfoster7779
    @kittyfoster7779 2 года назад +207

    I work at Walgreens and this is so true!!!!🤣

    • @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13
      @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 2 года назад +10

      lol So now I have a Gatorade, a Snickers, some lotion, and some chips during my walk.

    • @remyd8767
      @remyd8767 2 года назад +3

      Can you tell us why they make us go that walk?

    • @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13
      @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 2 года назад +11

      @@remyd8767 To get you to buy other stuff*

    • @vaman5591
      @vaman5591 2 года назад +6

      @@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 Winner winner, chicken dinner!

    • @royal1investments
      @royal1investments 2 года назад

      @@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 Maybe, but Putin has nothing on the countless crimes to include wars of the rest of the world in particular the West, sad to say but oh so factual.

  • @hyruleshinobi3577
    @hyruleshinobi3577 2 года назад +45

    Love Sebastian. 😂😂❤️

  • @ericl7842
    @ericl7842 2 года назад +67

    I worked in a pharmacy.... dead on balls accurate here.

  • @haroldtorres8823
    @haroldtorres8823 2 года назад +68

    The Best. Real, natural, hilarious and the everyday everyone situation
    Five stars

  • @geekfundimensions4704
    @geekfundimensions4704 Год назад +14

    Sebastian
    While wrapping Christmas my wife says hey you wanna listen to this
    comedian. In my head Iam like no I want to listen to Bing Crosby. So I listen to you. Fast forward one month you are my favorite comedian I’ve watched all your specials. All I can think is this guy is my inner monologue. Keep up the great work.

  • @nancycalderin491
    @nancycalderin491 Год назад +10

    ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!😂😂😂😂

  • @JOYLORRAINE
    @JOYLORRAINE 6 месяцев назад +9

    Dear God...I could be in the most down mood...and you can make me laugh my ass off...thank you Sebastián 😂😂❤

    • @cynthiasmith4130
      @cynthiasmith4130 Месяц назад

      Me too!! I have been watching him for an hour and a half!!! He is a total riot!!!! As I am listening to him, I am upstairs looking out my window, and there are two deer sitting in the grass. It couldn't be more perfect... Enjoy Sebastion, he is not going anywhere!! It's 11:30 pm....❤❤❤😂😂😂😂.....

  • @robertastone6508
    @robertastone6508 2 года назад +20

    He's the funniest comic out the🌹 there!

  • @seeharvester
    @seeharvester 4 месяца назад +3

    That Walgreens bit is spot on.

  • @janiebrossmann1178
    @janiebrossmann1178 2 года назад +102

    My daughter is currently a pharmacy tech and it’s exactly what she says happens 😂

    • @SY80s_
      @SY80s_ Год назад +2

      You have never experienced this first hand?

    • @pilarq7886
      @pilarq7886 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SY80s_😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @phylmar1
    @phylmar1 9 месяцев назад +7

    I love him saw him a few years ago. His early comedy was so funny. He still is, but not as much as he was

  • @Fureddo28
    @Fureddo28 Год назад +4

    He’s so hilarious!!! Shouts from Switzerland!

  • @livinggood6876
    @livinggood6876 Год назад +67

    This guy makes me lmao every time!

  • @mrabrasive51
    @mrabrasive51 2 года назад +19

    Imagine going to your drug dealer and he says "its gonna be about 20 minutes"!

    • @seeharvester
      @seeharvester 4 месяца назад

      Problem is, he doesn't say it, but it's usually longer than that.

  • @zapshifterx4432
    @zapshifterx4432 Год назад +6

    Now I think I'm dying!😂😂😂

  • @Raine1105
    @Raine1105 Год назад +57

    Good clean comedy at its very best!! He’s a real winner! 👍🏼
    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @DUNEATV
    @DUNEATV 2 года назад +23

    Every time I watch this it’s even more funny! Lol

  • @DHSFEMA
    @DHSFEMA 2 года назад +13

    They make u walk around so u can buy things lol

    • @mikee702
      @mikee702 2 года назад

      Why would they care? Lol

    • @seeharvester
      @seeharvester 4 месяца назад

      But people don't buy anymore, they steal.

  • @kevinobrien2735
    @kevinobrien2735 Год назад +6

    To funny. And so true.

  • @faridmejia7352
    @faridmejia7352 Год назад +4

    😂😂😂there walking around Walgreens 🤪

  • @20-NYC
    @20-NYC 2 года назад +12

    saw him live lmaoo... he needs to do more touring in Nyc was so funny...

  • @morrisegna9585
    @morrisegna9585 День назад

    How Sebastian wiggled himself into those jeans is pretty amazing, much less how he can even move in them.

  • @myinfinity309
    @myinfinity309 Год назад +7

    I work at Walgreens too! And it is so true!!!!🤣

  • @denyablanco2753
    @denyablanco2753 Год назад +19

    I can't help but think about how he was raised and all his anxieties and neurosis.

    • @jonotto3866
      @jonotto3866 Год назад +5

      Comedy is an act.

    • @awakenow7147
      @awakenow7147 Год назад +7

      I grew up similarly, and I turned out...similarly.

    • @dominichowell961
      @dominichowell961 Год назад +4

      Grew up in a similar environment, Italian family and I turned out the same kind of basket case hahah

    • @gasparayakos8215
      @gasparayakos8215 9 месяцев назад

      Italian family. They will wreck your nervous system.

    • @seeharvester
      @seeharvester 4 месяца назад

      @@dominichowell961
      But you're not the basket case; everybody else is.
      We need more people like you and him.

  • @Ms._Purple_Apple
    @Ms._Purple_Apple 2 года назад +25

    I can relate, I was talking with my hubby on how we use to just walk around drug store to wait for prescription, now it takes days to get your prescription filled.

  • @markbussey6152
    @markbussey6152 6 месяцев назад +1

    This dude is hilarious 😂

  • @susanritzmann7694
    @susanritzmann7694 2 года назад +5

    This is HYSTERICAL😆

  • @stephenscribbles
    @stephenscribbles 2 года назад +274

    I've watched this bit countless times and I'm only now questioning how the hell this guy with no fingers typed out a blog

  • @Kathy-vs3fi
    @Kathy-vs3fi 4 месяца назад +2

    Im very depresst only good music and this man and his comedy really helps with the pain

  • @angelaritchey2867
    @angelaritchey2867 9 месяцев назад +3

    Hilarious 😂😂Love him I am Italian!!❤

  • @nancycalderin491
    @nancycalderin491 Год назад +3

    SO TRUE!!😂😂😂

  • @n.m.2174
    @n.m.2174 2 года назад +17

    People don't understand what goes on in the pharmacy. As a licensed pharmacy technician we have calls coming over the phone from MD's, patients calling in their refills, and scripts coming through our electronic system, and people dropping off rx's. At any given time there could be 20-40 prescriptions to be filled in the queue. It all goes on simultaneously. So when people don't see other people around waiting, that doesn't mean work isn't being done.

    • @n.m.2174
      @n.m.2174 2 года назад

      @SpaceAgeSlave totally get it. Just stating the behind the scenes. That's all.

    • @n.m.2174
      @n.m.2174 2 года назад

      @SpaceAgeSlave 😊😉

    • @Subh8081
      @Subh8081 Год назад +2

      I always wanted to know this.

    • @n.m.2174
      @n.m.2174 Год назад +2

      @@Subh8081 Glad I could shed some light on the matter for you. 😊

  • @armandsant1143
    @armandsant1143 Год назад +2

    wow never ever Sevastian so observant 👏🏼

  • @oldpainterguy5213
    @oldpainterguy5213 2 года назад +3

    Bill O'Reiley sent me. I'm glad he did!

    • @beatrice81
      @beatrice81 2 года назад

      He needs Vicks vapor rub, that cures all

  • @Omega-ll4tx
    @Omega-ll4tx 2 года назад +11

    Guess everyone gots to leave California to Texas lol.

  • @maryannphillips831
    @maryannphillips831 Год назад +4

    Love you. 💘 you make me laugh so much. God bless you.

  • @joeysuehr4193
    @joeysuehr4193 5 месяцев назад +1

    Sebastian Maniscalco if you are listening I wish you would do more new stand up comedyBecause you crack me up paisano. I see you posting new stuff but you need to come out with new bits! You’re hilarious keep it up I’ll tell ya from Giuseppe itsA good!

  • @tonilipscomb7849
    @tonilipscomb7849 2 года назад +5

    Absolutely super!!!

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 2 года назад +11

    Sebastian is on my bucket list. 🙌

    • @ValentinaMitchell1
      @ValentinaMitchell1 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @joanies6778
      @joanies6778 2 года назад +1

      Mine, too!

    • @MH-ve8fj
      @MH-ve8fj 2 года назад +2

      Seeing him on the 31st!!! 😍 My first time and I can't wait

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez 2 года назад +3

      @@MH-ve8fj Jealous! Hope you have an awesome time! (:

    • @MH-ve8fj
      @MH-ve8fj 2 года назад +1

      @@thegodofpez Aww thank you so much!! Hope you can see him soon too ^_^

  • @Runningon77
    @Runningon77 2 года назад +3

    This guy is so funny!!!!!

  • @wuncieadams1352
    @wuncieadams1352 2 года назад +2

    Bravissimo! I love this.

  • @rebeccarowland2533
    @rebeccarowland2533 2 года назад +9

    Hilarious 😂

  • @anikalapinoja
    @anikalapinoja Год назад +3

    I love this !

  • @dwkcamman611
    @dwkcamman611 2 года назад

    Your life is the best! Comedy around the clock, very lucky!!

  • @mandilynn47
    @mandilynn47 Год назад +6

    I went to a legit 10 minute pharmacy....my script said "tit by mouth twice a day" buwahahaha. Best day ever!

  • @juliemcinnis3472
    @juliemcinnis3472 6 месяцев назад

    I’m dying of laughter. 🤣😂🤣😂. Next show you’re in my town, I gotta sir in the front row. Just love your physical, facial expressions. I gotta take it all in.

  • @RaulDukeKnife
    @RaulDukeKnife 2 года назад +24

    hasnt done a special for 6 years but boy does he know how to chop and screw and recycle the one special he did last decade, damn

    • @deazl666
      @deazl666 2 года назад +2

      He has stated this (i.e. social media, RUclips clips, etc.) isn’t his strong suit.

    • @johnnyt.sollitto512
      @johnnyt.sollitto512 2 года назад +3

      👍😂😂😂 He’s too busy shoveling $$ into his bank account

    • @RaulDukeKnife
      @RaulDukeKnife 2 года назад +2

      @@johnnyt.sollitto512 he is not making more than Burr or Chapelle or CK, by any measure, because he doesn’t do new stand ups. I don’t get it, he was hot pre pandemic and is not that far in hilarity from the top 3

    • @shaun10767
      @shaun10767 2 года назад +2

      @@RaulDukeKnife finally someone says it

    • @johnnyt.sollitto512
      @johnnyt.sollitto512 2 года назад +6

      @@RaulDukeKnife are u kidding me he’s constantly selling out stadiums constantly touring burr. & CK are no way near him. CK ain’t doing shit. Chapelle does Netflix specials all chump change compared to stadiums

  • @juniorgonzalez2344
    @juniorgonzalez2344 9 месяцев назад

    This dude is awesome!

  • @christinegreenberg1145
    @christinegreenberg1145 2 года назад +2

    I got a severely hypochondriac friend

  • @freedomdove
    @freedomdove 2 года назад +11

    This is legitimately why you need to do research and become your own caregiver/doctor, whenever possible. Lol.

  • @andriadebose8484
    @andriadebose8484 Год назад

    Lol ur saying exactly what most people are thinking too!

  • @GuyWithTheThingOnTheTable
    @GuyWithTheThingOnTheTable Год назад

    (whispers) it's right there

  • @roxannev8973
    @roxannev8973 6 месяцев назад

    "A horse is involved all the time" 😂

  • @robinvogt1472
    @robinvogt1472 2 года назад +1

    lmao love this guy funny but truthful gotta love google lol

  • @ubb.9363
    @ubb.9363 10 месяцев назад

    So true😂❤

  • @jennifergibson8566
    @jennifergibson8566 7 месяцев назад

    So funny!!! Walgreens is exactly what he says.😂😂😂

  • @beatrice81
    @beatrice81 2 года назад +2

    Use Vicks vapor rub

  • @elenafoleyfoley168
    @elenafoleyfoley168 Год назад

    Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

  • @makepeacewithyourbrokenpieces
    @makepeacewithyourbrokenpieces 25 дней назад

    I’m the same.. I think it’s a Sicilian thing, I’ve turned into a doctor from all my google researching.

  • @joyceanthony-huff2914
    @joyceanthony-huff2914 2 года назад +7

    My husband is a hypochondriac

    • @marlo9282
      @marlo9282 2 года назад +2

      Mine too. 🙄

  • @davids.3584
    @davids.3584 Год назад +1

    2:00

  • @jjsunshine4188
    @jjsunshine4188 9 месяцев назад

    Hilarious 😂😂

  • @driveincanada9713
    @driveincanada9713 2 года назад +2

    😍😍😍😍👌👌👌👌

  • @pinkydavis6113
    @pinkydavis6113 2 года назад +3

    Trust me, Google has the print-out...

  • @LFGM2400
    @LFGM2400 2 года назад +5

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @correaplayz01nunya93
    @correaplayz01nunya93 2 года назад +13

    My doctor suggested that I don't use Google for medical advice anymore after I made an appointment to ask her to test me for diabetes because I was peeing a lot. I guess my ADD medication makes me do that. Better safe than sorry though

    • @delvinmallory3427
      @delvinmallory3427 2 года назад +1

      It's not "better safe than sorry" though. Google is known for giving a Doomsday explanation for symptoms that are normal. If I Google "nauseous in the morning", the first thing to come up will be pregnancy. I'm a man. If Google doesn't even know my sex, how could it possibly know my medical history, risk factors, or lab results?
      Meanwhile the low blood sugar that EVERY human naturally experiences when waking up, because they've fasted overnight? Google doesn't even mention that.
      There's a saying in medicine: "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras". If diagnosing a condition were as simple as looking it up on the internet then medical school would be obsolete.

    • @lindarenninger5829
      @lindarenninger5829 2 года назад

      Fasting glucose is probably the most common test ! It's not an unusual request!

  • @ryanderek4961
    @ryanderek4961 2 года назад +1

    Lmao google seems to know more than most doctors tho

  • @pissoff234
    @pissoff234 2 года назад +3

    Its funny but can we get some NEW material.

  • @bambieyes7512
    @bambieyes7512 2 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timbo7188
    @timbo7188 2 года назад +3

    At the walgreens here theres a line on the driveup window .
    A big line at the counter .
    25mins?
    More like 25hrs .
    Google is happy to tell
    You whats wrong with
    You .
    But the truth about the world stage .
    Good luck .

  • @faridmejia5820
    @faridmejia5820 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂almost lost my fingas 😅😅😅 what ??? Lmfao 🤪

  • @jessiehughes9432
    @jessiehughes9432 10 месяцев назад

    I hate doing the 'Walk Around!! 😄

  • @TheGomezIndustries
    @TheGomezIndustries 2 года назад +1

    Don’t use your credit cards when using Walgreens drive-thru because a month later you’ll see a bill for a box of panties you didn’t bought.

  • @dawndellarocco2362
    @dawndellarocco2362 Год назад

    This guy is so funny and its true. I think that Walgreens and CVS are the worst for service and personnel. I finally found a good pharmacy at Shop Rite.

  • @dianajennings7767
    @dianajennings7767 9 месяцев назад

    I’m a hypochondriac too and I have anxiety

  • @Talbet35
    @Talbet35 10 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂this is my husband

  • @Usercantwelve
    @Usercantwelve 9 месяцев назад

    😂😂

  • @jobecarol6812
    @jobecarol6812 Год назад

    🐎

  • @ChristopherBonis
    @ChristopherBonis 2 года назад +11

    You can tell from the Google jokes that this bit is from the early 2010s.

    • @shahasha9887
      @shahasha9887 2 года назад +1

      You don't use Google in 2022?

    • @Rekickit
      @Rekickit 2 года назад +1

      Yeh I’m missing the point here too lol?
      Are you saying you don’t use google or you go to page 2+ in 2022

    • @shahasha9887
      @shahasha9887 2 года назад

      2 months later, and im still lost

    • @ChristopherBonis
      @ChristopherBonis 2 года назад

      @@shahasha9887 Of course these phenomena still exist with the Internet, but they’re so well-known that nobody would make jokes about them today; It would sound super stale.

    • @christinelaframboises3705
      @christinelaframboises3705 Год назад

      Sebastian can make anything funny. Any time any year.

  • @IMISSYOU261
    @IMISSYOU261 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @annawater22
    @annawater22 Год назад

    Lol

  • @Dans4686
    @Dans4686 2 года назад +1

    😆😃😂👍🤠👍

  • @Hey_Blinkin
    @Hey_Blinkin Год назад

    I forgot multiple pages come up in a search.

  • @dolorescunningham4816
    @dolorescunningham4816 10 месяцев назад

    ,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lorriheffner2747
    @lorriheffner2747 Год назад

    Lmao

  • @jamiegasser3390
    @jamiegasser3390 8 месяцев назад

    self diagnosing using Google is the WORST thing you can do. I was convinced my heart was failing.....EKG turned out fine at the emergency trip I took because my symptoms wouldn't allow me to make any appointment or urgent care. If you have chest pressure, short of breath, chest pain, left side pain - they make you go to the emergency room.

  • @WenbruReviews
    @WenbruReviews Год назад +1

    Some of us will have to leave the COUNTRY, not just California😎

  • @KennedyK2134
    @KennedyK2134 2 года назад

    Um…🤣

  • @l4real808
    @l4real808 Год назад +1

    It's a marketing ploy so you buy more stuff. Right?

  • @soxstoodope1273
    @soxstoodope1273 2 года назад

    🤣 🤣 yeah Google ons🙃

  • @tedamjoke
    @tedamjoke 2 месяца назад

    Sebastian is my all time FAVORITE comedian.. LOVE HIM!!

  • @pilarq7886
    @pilarq7886 6 месяцев назад

    🔴🔴 📢 Silence is Consent ~Plato 🙄

  • @somethingorotheridunno
    @somethingorotheridunno 10 месяцев назад

    If Dr Google's diagnosis is correct, i died while typing this comment and now I'm in the afterlife googling trying to find out what i died of.

  • @topsecretbear9918
    @topsecretbear9918 2 года назад +3

    In hindsight.... going straight to google probably wasn't such a good idea.

  • @ginacoppola3708
    @ginacoppola3708 10 месяцев назад

    Hey where is my long comment i wrote yesterday in the airport?! Aye it might be lengthy but at least it's positive and real😊. Some of these comments you could do without. Hmm? Pete your doing a fabulous job there with sabastian, and Sebastián...... you weren't kidding when you've said several times when interviewed that your more quiet when 3 or more are hanging out. Nice Change up men.... nice. The table needs to be bigger and your all too close together. That's my only constructive critique 😮? If you even read this lol. One more thing. Sorry....... BILL. BILL BILLL.... we love your humor, however, you should have projected a tad bit more enthusiasm on the cheese plate they gifted you. I Absolutely LOVE that idea... but then again..... I'm all Italian and that's what we do!! Lol. It's all about food!!!manga manga!!