Sebastian Maniscalco Stand-Up
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2019
- Sebastian Maniscalco returns to The Tonight Show with jokes about his experiences eating out at restaurants with his wife and in-laws.
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Looking like a straight gangster with the red and black.
Juanco_"C.E.O." I love the red suit!
Juanco_"C.E.O." WE WAS THE BLOODS.
Funniest thing about the whole act.
Yeah but he has no belt and it just looks kinda sloppy to be honest. He usually looks dap but not here.
Sebastian is looking SUAVE af on top of being funny! 👍👍👍👊
This guy has the best delivery hands down if anyone I’ve seen
Jack Mac are you serious? One of the corniest acts I’ve ever seen
Fuck that CF hater - I think he’s great! It’s Fallon I can’t stand.
Timing...facial exprrssions...body movemeents.
Any time I see him I belly laugh from beginning to end..
I think he's hysterical! He definitely is Italian through and through!
This guy is consistently funny without being gross or over the top sexual like many in the past. It's his physical human and delivery. Oh yes.. it's like New York humor.
"how's the food" - "it sucks, but what did you expect we didn't make it" 😂😂 nailed it!!!!
“I got to build them up cause I gonna rip them to shreds” dude.
He's got total joke immunity!!
I kinda think he made that up on the spot.
I like this guy he has an old school type humour that works.
He always nails it whenever he describes Italians.
Humm, I wonder why LOL
isnt he italian 🍕😂
@@ozzierodriguez7838 yesssss
It’s so accurate it’s too funny
He's Italian, dummy.
Oh man. The little hop and flip when he says "BACK TO YOU" just killed me. I am deceased.
I'll revive you just so you can see it again.
what got me was the chef experimenting, and Italians fixing their food at the table.
I love that expression 'I am deceased.'. See, he makes other people funny ...
I have to replay those moments 4-5 times in a row, like the Chipotle and airport security bits. They're already hilarious but those movements he adds are what make it 10× more funnier.
@@groverhet ...or the the wifey 'entering the burning building', or his father 'introducing himself for the first time' when Sebastian was 18... genius! 🤣🤣🤣
He's hilarious and I'm so happy more people are noticing.
been following, look forward to the next one
Great line: "What do you expect? We didn't make it!"
As an Italian cuisine lover I totally agree
Best line of the set.
As an Italian, I totally concur.
Steve Douglas Hahaha I am Italian. Soooo True!!!
Lol so true. Italian guy here. And from Brooklyn. Win win 🙂
This guy has mastered his craft! Love him.
Thinking the same. He looks way too comfortable.
Remind you of anyone from the 80's?
That cause his dad taught him old school work ethic, something sadly LACKING in today's LAZY ASS GAMERS!! WITH NO SURVIVAL SKILLS
@@jsantoro13 Oh, he was nervous. Watch his specials & you’ll see comfortable. When the crowd booed after he said “my wife can’t speak to foreigners,” it threw him off a little. But he recuperated & was great.
I love the way he does his random body movements 😂😂
Italian for you, we're very expressive with our body language.
John Shepard I’m Italian too my man, I know exactly how Italians are with expressive body language. I’m just saying his in particular
That Frisbee move... "back at you" I hollered
“What did you expect, we didn’t make it” we stan Italians we really do
Thats my family too..lol
that was the only line that i laughed at. i've found him hilarious with other bits, just not this one
Mexicans are the same! If it sucks we always had to add spice to cover the shitty taste
This is so true!
Best joke of this sketch. I almost chocked haha
"How LONG did you THINK it was gonna TAKE?!" hahaha
Back to you! Lmao
I wasn’t expecting it but it fits lol
lol I admit to doing this, but it's usually when I'm with more than two people - then you have more time.
@ENDEAVOR RADIO CONTROL Good grief, calm down. lol I always decide once it comes back to me. Chill man.
Me and my husband. He takes way too long. 🤣🤣 Then he orders what I just did. 🤷♀️
The only Tito he knows is in the back 😂
eyyy Tito.... ehhh they need chu!
@@curri189 I know!!! Classic old-school attitude.
@Carlo Cocciolo He's talking about vodka called Tito's
Abe A thank you for explaining because i didn’t get it either but now it makes sense 😂
He’s getting even funnier if that is possible.
scott tisdale yes!!!
Yeah, he learns after each performance what works what doesnt. It's what the best do
@Sound of Jesus it's what the best do, study their performance. Good for you bruh
He is certainly NOT funny
THE DUKE. It’s subjective I guess. I’d love to know what comedians you think are funny though.
His suit is smokin'. Dude always dresses GQ. #iwouldrockthat
I like it 😊 on him. He's confident enough to pull it off 😏
He always has killer Threads... He takes pride in his looks & attire.. It show's & good for him...
Pimping the same thing.
I think he is fun, but this was the weakest performance by him so far.
Didn't laugh once
@@vipr1142 really..? How about the Jews always sent the food back? That was hilarious...
“Back to you!” 😂😂
This comedian is the only one I laugh throughout his whole show. He’s so good! His story telling and animations are off the chair funny ❤️
Lisa R same here! He’s the only one I adore, love him. Xxx
hahha I love his animations! "LEMME GIVE IT A LITTLE CUMIN!"
I swear he must warm up before a set, I'd pop my shoulder out doin that move and I'm younger than him lol
You need to go see him in Concert.. Absolutely hilarious from begin to end.. Bring a Box of Kleenex you'll need them in a good way!! Glad my son turned My husband & I on to Sebastian like 6/7 years ago.. We knew he'd make Big!! Rightly so
He is a master storyteller. The way he illustrates with his words and, as you put it, his animations have got to be the tops in his field. My favorite stand-up comic.
@@FreakinFred08 My Favorite too!!! His real life Stories remind me so much of mine, Especially the Sanka & Coffee Cake.. My Mom had a neighbor who was a fabulous Baker & she always made sure to get a cake from her on weekend's & tell us kid's/Dad that it was Only for just in case Company??!! I laugh with Sebastian so much that I'm practically in tears
This man is hysterically funny! I can watch his routines over and over and still laugh like it's a first-time view!
4:32 “Italians, we don’t send food back!”
Don’t know how long ago he did this, but he explained ethnic humor perfectly for those who seemed surprised. I wish today’s audiences would lighten up and learn to laugh.
I love his Italian humor when he talks about his family, so relatable, spot on and Priceless!
That move he did at 4:11 is quintessential Sebastian
You mean 4:11
You mean 4:12*
@@user-gj3ys3cw7k 4:12 misses his two circular arm movements before the cumin sprinkle. 4:11 is the superior timestamp.
🤣 So true!
I fixed it guys. 4:11.
Sebastian is hilarious-he says what we think and don't say
Did Sebastian ever end up getting the chingaderra installed?
Loved that joke!
😂😂😂😂
Lmaoooo🤣
Of course! It was installed "sigh to sigh".
He’s still at the store
This is a professional comedian!! [respect]
Clean, proper, and not vulgar. This is true standup comedy
its literally unbelievable that the crowd gasps at the word foreigner. smh
Get the f*** over it people, lighten up!!!!!
I was honestly surprised.
He says it because he knows it will get a reaction and then he plays off it. Brilliant.
Serena Rios yep!
His routine about.. Years ago everyone's Mom had a cake in the house for company.. Was classic. My mom both grandmas and every lady in the building had an entenmans crumb cake. I was rolling on the floor cause I always thought it was just in our building.
Italians: it sucks, lemme try and fix it. With the pepper and rosemary lol
THIS man CAN wear ANYTHING and look AMAZING!
KAT STERLING Italians darling.
La la la 🤣😉Yup tight fitting clothes… and Sebastian , specifically, always looks super neat/polished etc. like the men in my family.👍🏽🦉🧘🏽♀️😉👑☝🏽Polished and neat. All of his stand ups shows his, Sebastian, specifically natural almost OCD type. I love it! We are very familiar with Italians since forever, darling😉🧘🏽♀️👩🏽🦱🦄💗💜💙💚💛🧡❤️
Sandi Baby312 THIS man Can...... 😂😂😂😜💗
I love the bit where he’s trying to help his father with his computer and he tells him to move the mouse and find out later that the father was using it for a footpedal 😂😂😂
"The entire email was in the subject line"
This man could say blah blah blah and I'll laugh he's that good 👍🏽❤
Yamuna Deva only if he waved his hands around in the air while he was saying it
He should talk about his family more...Italians sound hilarious “what do you expect we didn’t make it” pure gold!!!
Every time he's here in Vegas, I'm there! Just saw him in October at the Wynn and this was part of the new material. He's hysterical! 😂😂😂
Sebastian is one the funniest stand up comedians, his style is unique, I laughed through the whole video, love this guy.
"The only Tito he knows is in the back!" 😂😭
Can listen to his jokes all day 😂😂👏🏻
LMAO when did they start having actual successful comedians on this show? This man is pretty accomplished
CanadianPartyLife big comedians do spots in on there every now and then.
Sabastian had his comedy debut on jimmy's tonight show a few years ago.
He was around way before that. He just started getting recognition then.
Who's next?
Byron Allen?
Not exactly. He's been doing it a long ass time but has only had mediocre successes relative to his contemporaries. This movie with Scorsese and De Niro is his biggest accomplishment. Hopefully even greater things in the future. He's great!
I love Sebastian's comedy! It's so down to earth and clean. When I'm down his comedy always lifts me up!!
“Let me see what I can do” haha
“I gotta build them up so I can rip them to shreds…” 👏😆 Sebastian is fabulous!
Hes been around too long to be on the Tonight Show. Lol hes tooooo good for this crowd 🤣🤣🤣
Rjc Seinfeld still does spots on the Tonight Show. Sebastian is just finally getting recognition.
Rjc you know they choose to do these spots right ?
This was a good crowd though still
the crowd was fine lol
Jimmy F. is annoying AF/ a dyed in the wool TV celebrity suck up. Not an original bone in his body.
Itsucks but what did you expect we didnt make it XD
As an Italian, he's just perfect with his stories. Lol
I think he's fantastic. I love that he combines his humor with physical comedy. His body jerks are always hilarious. He's coming to Montreal soon, won't miss him.
Nobody is better then Sebastian...true that
"That's what I gotta do, I gotta build em up cause now I'm gonna rip em to shreds"
Lmfao!!!🤣
Sebastian is great. One of the few comedians that actually makes me laugh so hard , I start crying, lol🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🍹🥃
He has a couple of older shows on Netflix, that's where I 'discovered' him. "Aren't You Embarrassed?" is HYSTERICAL!
It's the best!!
I love Sebastian he’s one of the best out there these days
Truly one of the best comedians working today 👍🏿
for sure
I love Sebastian. His Netflix specials are awesome. He is a gem.
The best comedian out there. Hilarious every time. Love the 🇮🇹 attitude
People who send food back at restaurants need to see Waiting.
air port my old man told me as child you never send it back lol
I would never, unless it is strictly necessary, I did one or twice in my life but was very nice about it .
Yeah that movie taught me not to do it. If I don’t like something I just never order it again or just eat somewhere else.
air port real talk
Going out to dinner with my boomer parents they will happily send something back. I order a steak medium and it comes medium rare, I'm still eating it.
Love him. One of the best comedians around.
Dude's hilarious first i've seen of him was his Navy Seal Raid Bit, shit was gold😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
If you liked that one you should check out his bow and arrow bit😂
The Jester Ohh yeaa saw that as well, was great😂👌🏼
Cruizee 87 That’s my favorite!
I love that he's not PC...makes his points in a funny way. He's not lying.
Did he say anything not PC?
@@LincolnLagger didnt you hear when he called out the audience for getting quiet when he used the word "foreigners"?
@@alwaysamysteryyes2021 Yea almost every comic I listen to is basically anti PC at this point. It's quite nice.
He is. He's terrified of mildly irritating the Holy Tribe. "Rip to shreds?" Please, he'd last 30 seconds
@@alwaysamysteryyes2021 this qualifies as non PC? Lenin was more risque than this
"How long did u think i was gonna TAKE?!" Best delivery ever
One of my top favorite comedians.
His wife's family must love him
Sebastian setting up a joke: "foreigner"
Audience: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
My favorite comedian! Love Sebastian! We think a lot alike.
Idk about the Jewish family part bc I don’t know any Jews but he was spot on with the Italian part 😂
I am jewish and I can confirm this is exactly how my grandparents act :D
yep, moms jewish and dads italian. can confirm the accuracy as well.
Worked in catering in nyc for 7 years, spot on!!!
His topics are spot on and the way he delivers it is great.
Yep been following Sebastian for years! He was is hands down funniest comedian n the fact that he is Italian is cherry on cake ! Love my peoples! Hahaaa he is funny and doesn’t have to cuss every other word ! ❤ this is comedic relief!!
Sebastian is such a great guy, appearing on jimmy fallon's little show, when he has clearly surpassed the need to do so.
“BACK TO YOU!” 😂😂
That took me out
Lmao... “What do you expect, we didn’t make it ourselves” 🤷🏻♀️ 😂😅 #justaddgarlic
The way he whips his fingers to describe putting cumin or rosemary on the dish has me cackling
I love Sebastian Maniscalco! he's hilarious!
"This is not the Table I wanna be at" I always thought that when I would go out to eat with my family! "The Jews are miserable people" I'm jewish and that sh!t is so true! Spot on!!
I must be part Jewish cause I have many Jewish friends that are laid back but I HATE being seated too close to the kitchen where there's all of this waiter traffic back and forth and I always have to sit facing the entrance cause I'm paranoid somebody's gonna come in with a gun and I want to have time to duck if possible hahaha! At least I don't ask the cook to change the dish or any that crap but my wife does that and I hate it haha!
andrew cohen He’s clearly channeling my dad. So funny 😂
@@jcbulldog533 I hate to say it,But it's TRUE and I agree!
I absolutely love Sebastian, he is friggin hilarious
I love the way he gets loud and start moving crazy. 😂
I’m
Full
Blooded Italian
I
Love
Him
💚🇮🇹🇮🇹♥️💪💪
Watch his Netflix specials. He is amazing!!
Sebastian looks DELIRIOUS!
you mean DELICIOUS?
No delirious...he's making a reference that went above your head
I see what you did there!
😂 There’s only one Eddie Murphy! I love Sebastian’s comedy he’s a good Comedian! But I love your comment he does love delirious. Only real fans will get that
@SirLeMarque i said Delicious, it's another joke...
NOW, BACK TO YOU! always gets me
Sebastian is hilarious! I feel like he gets me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Strange...but SAME!
Me too...and I'm British! 😅
I’m just glad I got to see him perform without Jimmy trying to join in on the act
😂 agreed
osamabad Right?!
Fallon is an expert at being annoying and disrupting his guests
fallon is an idiot along with his following! Cheers!
I love how he takes the everyday mundane things and make it funny. This guy has a lot of craft because he doesn't need to use shock factors like sex, political, and vulgar stuff. Have been watching him for years.
Love Sebastian so much, he is amazing!!
"Lemme see what I can do" - Sebastian Maniscalco, 2019
As an Italian i can confirm what he said about Italians at restaurants. 100% accurate
Loved him in Green Book!
Can't wait to see The Irishman!
He is still a master at Stand-Up!
Finally a comedian that can make me laugh out loud. Awesome.
When jimmy came out - Sebastian had OWNED that crowd
And in a rare moment for me personally, sitting here alone, having finished it, I found myself actually clapping. This was beauty! (If you're just discovering him, go check out his specials. Fantastic!)
True! The Italians would fix the food at the table!😂
Sebastian is the best! too funny !
Seb is tha MAN 😂😂😂 Saw him on Vince Vaughn’s tour awhile back and knew he would be great. Hysterical ☝🏽😆
The Vince Vaughn Tour is what my Son Brought over the House like 7 years ago to watch..Since then my husband & I became huge loyal fans..Seen him in Concert this past May.. We didn't have a dry eye, in a good way.. We'll go see him again when he comes
Best comedian of our time!
He actually was a waiter...Love this guy.! He's one of the funniest comedians.
Lol, my mom is never satisfied when dining outside either.
Sebastian is literally the funniest guy on the face of the earth! my little sister went and seen him with her friends family and my sister couldn’t stop laughing
I watched his specials at least twice, and every time I laughed more
I loved the "aren't you embarrassed" special.
His Netflix special is *hilarious!*
I kept running back to 4:09 for at least 10 times when the chef threw in a little Cumin. He jumped and from there I lost it...😂😂😂😂
To end the night off, he threw in some rosemary ...OMG... 😂😂🤣GENIUS!
This dude is frickin' hilarious!!!! Lol!
This guy is hilarious
This guy is so freaking funny, I love this guy!
“The only Tito he knows is in the back.” 🤣🤣
His delivery makes simple things super hilarious.