Tom Papa - If You Are Married, You Win
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- Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2017
- #TomPapa on how marriage changes the relationship and why kids are just terrible roommates.
Tom Papa stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2010.
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"We're not fighting, we're just communicating!"
zimbraben typical us😂👌🏼
Fighting is just a form of loving.
That's me and my husband lmao, then I be like, you Hungry?
Children, the worlds worst room mates - classic
1:17 "Because I know I have the rest of my life to get her back."
love2000amglam until they get divorced
@@programnow7843 that would not count as the rest of your life·°~}
I'm a daughter of this kind of married couple, and I approve this message as 101% accurate.
"You convince her you're not a rapist that's a special night" lol!
9:34 "That's the whole key to life: Find someone you love and drag 'em to the end with ya. That's it." - Tom Papa
Lol the parent voicemails 😂😂
I thought only my parents did that. Haha.
9:39 "Find somebody to love, and drag them to the end with you"
I'm glad youtube offered me this. His timing and the act as a whole are impecable.
Why is he dressed like he’s about to sell me a car in the 70s?
Canadian.
He’s the weatherman
Ron Burgundy wardrobe. Available at Kmart or Buffums.
He married so does not care about looks
LMFO That’s hilarious comment 😂😂😂😂
Tom papa is like that guy that can help you through depression by saying it is okay to feel sad
Hilarious! Married 17 years with 3 kids and so much of this applies.
Do you enjoy being married?
@@MissOJAY it's been 3 months and he hasn't replied so theres somethin for ya
Seriously... Tom Papa isn't someone you want to relate too.
27 years old 3 kids married for 2 years....wtf did I do 😑😑😑😑😑
11 years three kids here
This is John Mulaney’s long lost cool uncle
"Where the hell did you learn that? " 😃😄
"We're like a sick bear from Chernobyl." That earned a thumbs up.
PMSL 7:23
“You’re awesome! I don’t even have to get high with you.”
😂😂😂
Based off his clothes/voice, I couldn’t tell if this was performed in this decade .
Or even this century
The backdrop isn't helping
Ik he looks like a pastor
Duh! He's not the only one there. Did you SEE the audience? You're not too bright, so I suggest you keep your snarky comments to yourself.
@@paintedpony2935 Also, the material was outdated
My husband is the weatherman too lolol
Your husband as the weather man forecasts that you can expect a few inches tonight.
I have an Echo in my room...pretty sure I ask her (Alexa) the weather every half hour
"I think there was a unicorn in my room last night because I saw sparkles..." wow, the that was profoundly deep and adorable all at once. 🦄💕
Yeah....unless we find out that her mom is a stripper and just comes to check on her after work.....then she'd just be observant.
@@MakeWay4CJ A stripper that's married....she really would be a unicorn 🤣
@@xSayPleasex strippers are people ... Some are married
Loved the bit about small talk with his daughter. Lmao.
One of a few stand-ups the comedian was so good the audience laughed throughout nonstop.
I got tired laughing 😂😂😂
Bot
Man that "wash your hands lady" bit hits different in 2020 😂😂😂
This guy looks like a cross between Jack Nicholson and John Cena
That is a crime
Holy shit so fucking accurate LMAO
🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO HOLY SHIT
Not the mashup we asked for, but apparently the one we needed 😲
"We're Not Fighting, We're COMMUNICATING!!"
lol
Tom Papa is one of the few clean comics I like!
I would like to introduce you to Nate Bargatze! Check him out!!
Brian Regan. The ultimate.
Also Jim Gaffigan
He would be the perfect sitcom actor.
They should have had him as a voice in "Boss baby." ha he would have killed it.
This guy cracks me up EVERY time. Great material, excellent delivery, very funny guy.
"If I am still awake" 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤭
2:55 2020 every lady is the “wash your hands” lady.
I loved this standup! "Do you smell rainbows?" 😂
Tom Papa is the perfect clean comedian
Quality humour without placeholders, rapid-fire style? Sign me up, this guy is a keeper!
Watched when it came out in 2017 cause my boyfriend sent this to me. 3 years later and still together, I still find this really funny. Watched 3 times this week.
This is a really good stand-up comedy.
Did you break up yet
This was funnier than I thought it was going to be! Glad I clicked
Never heard of Tom Papa but omg he had me in tears! He’s hilarious!🤣
This guy is a comedic genius😂😂😂😊
nasik9 really is. He just took the most used subject and made it sound fresh I have a dark sense of humor and thought this shit was hilarious
Dude was a nice change, so relatable and very funny
Yes, he had me chuckling thinking about those situations.
That's really really good material ..
Tom Papa never disappoints
Legendary performance by the great and powerful Tom Papa. Heard part of this on Facebook Reels and had to get to the source of the gold.
Nice to hear comedy without profanity, this guy is a true class act!
Craig Snedden I curse like a sailor but I appreciate it also
Pussy
He swears a bit in his acts. He just can’t do it on this network he is performing on.
Trevor Noah and John Mulaney also.
Watch Dry Bar Comedy. It is all clean comedy and hilarious
That was a STRONG set! Tom Papa is awesome
communicating in a timely fashion.
Hahaha “weird twizzlers coming out of the nipples.”!
Saw him open for Seinfeld last night and he was fantastic!
Discovered Tom on “this is not happening” from Comedy Central, and thanks to the youtube algorithm, loads of his stuff has appeared. This set is my favourite so far. Spot on with the observations and that line about “drag em to the end with ya” had me laughing out loud. So true. 👍👍 why is this guy not more famous? His delivery and material is so great! 👍👍
"Shoot me in the face" 😂😂😂
Real talent loved it
Tom Papa brilliant, I've never laughed so hard 😁😄😂
Tom Papa is like if Frasier Crane became a stand-up comedian, haha. Good material man, well done, lol
Love Tom Papa's humor, makes me feel good. every t-i-m-e
LOL This came right on time!! Thank you so much :D
Smellycat true freakn that!
That's what she said
Babies...the worst roommates ever...Preach man!
I think i found a new favorite comedian
First time watching Tom Papa and I have tears rolling down my cheeks! So funny 😂 A true pro!
Great comedy! I was laughing the whole time!
Thank you Tom. I am now a new fan. You’re funny as sh*t. I needed a good laugh.
🤣big facts! Like this is so accurate, and you feel it with any long term relationships, not just marriage.
Amazing set. Best I've seen in a while.
Wow, this gift is good. His timing is amazing.
HYSTERICAL. thank you.
Damn that made my morning! Thanks!
Aaah, the simplicity of it...
Thanks for the wisdom Tom..!
Hilarious 💜 loved it. His timing was great, I was hooked!
every morning I wake up, put on my continuous Papa reel, and by the time I get done with all the "stuff" I'm in such a great mood LOL
Thank you Mr. Papa, great gig!
Loved every second! Love you Tom Papa. Breaking Bread is a great podcast
This is the best comedy everrrrrr😍😍 so realistic, funny and educational 👌
Great comedy writing and telling! So much wit, and line by line cracks that keep you laughing! 😍😍
This guy is pure gold!!!
I love this guy's comedy. It's so funny, and he adds truth into it!
This is some really good stuff.
Very true! Appreciate your understanding ...
Absolute. Pure. Gold.
Waiting at the Doctor office. Made me laugh aloud a few times. Thanks for posting!
"Your father's on my face."
Killer delivery. I'm in tears.
He was spot on about so many things. But in our house, we do periodically change sides of the bed, and we each have our own "room"/personal space so the bedroom is just for sleep and sex. I tell my husband the weather if he doesn't look it up first. He used to bring me coffee in bed in the morning, but now I do that for him. It really is about kindness and training yourself to stay conscious of each others needs, not just your own. Because the alternative is what our parents did - arguing over ALL THIS stupid stuff and never acknowledging personal responsibility, never seeing what was actually FUNNY about our lives, using that to take the pressure off. Both my husbands parents and my own parents didn't bloody understand this, and are divorced now.
Such honest comedy. Love it.
Spectacular material!
Effortless and genius!!loved this!!
Every word out of this guy's mouth had me rolling. 😂
is among the best!
OMG this guy is laugh out loud FUNNY....FUNNY, we can all relate to "family" ...stuff...love him ...he has great material and perfect timing......Love his "Mealtime with Children"....all parents can relate!
class act...what a delivery
This is gold tbh. Pure comedy.
Thanks, I needed that!
I can't remember the last time I laughed this loud non stop
What a great set!
Man, Tom is great, don't know why it took so long for me to see that.
He’s clean and funny! That’s a rarity in today’s world!!!
Wow this guy is great!
BEST ONE OF HIS! 👏 👏 👏
I laughed so hard thank you 😁
That was brilliant.
this was amazing, I need more xD
Never knew this guys name, go Tom papa haha
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He is so funny! Hilarious! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Replay! I needed this!
Oh Tom, the best one yet!
Solid material 👌