Tom Papa - If You Are Married, You Win

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @rsuffridge1
    @rsuffridge1 5 лет назад +992

    "We're not fighting, we're just communicating!"

    • @CLOUD-sq5oe
      @CLOUD-sq5oe 4 года назад

      zimbraben typical us😂👌🏼

    • @lorenanders702
      @lorenanders702 4 года назад

      Fighting is just a form of loving.

    • @dominiquenelson6811
      @dominiquenelson6811 2 года назад

      That's me and my husband lmao, then I be like, you Hungry?

  • @JK-wz7uj
    @JK-wz7uj 5 лет назад +629

    Children, the worlds worst room mates - classic

  • @love2000amglam
    @love2000amglam 5 лет назад +418

    1:17 "Because I know I have the rest of my life to get her back."

    • @programnow7843
      @programnow7843 4 года назад +1

      love2000amglam until they get divorced

    • @mascadadelpantion8018
      @mascadadelpantion8018 4 года назад

      @@programnow7843 that would not count as the rest of your life·°~}

  • @Manuelucci2
    @Manuelucci2 6 лет назад +696

    I'm glad youtube offered me this. His timing and the act as a whole are impecable.

  • @jinsbisquecreations
    @jinsbisquecreations 5 лет назад +140

    I'm a daughter of this kind of married couple, and I approve this message as 101% accurate.

  • @DarthFurie
    @DarthFurie 6 лет назад +315

    Lol the parent voicemails 😂😂

  • @whiskeylinux
    @whiskeylinux 5 лет назад +57

    9:34 "That's the whole key to life: Find someone you love and drag 'em to the end with ya. That's it." - Tom Papa

  • @gianpaj
    @gianpaj 5 лет назад +170

    9:39 "Find somebody to love, and drag them to the end with you"

  • @aylinyilmaz4031
    @aylinyilmaz4031 6 лет назад +400

    Hilarious! Married 17 years with 3 kids and so much of this applies.

    • @MissOJAY
      @MissOJAY 5 лет назад +9

      Do you enjoy being married?

    • @Logan-nf3fz
      @Logan-nf3fz 5 лет назад +10

      @@MissOJAY it's been 3 months and he hasn't replied so theres somethin for ya

    • @pkernoob786
      @pkernoob786 5 лет назад +3

      Seriously... Tom Papa isn't someone you want to relate too.

    • @micfranco697
      @micfranco697 5 лет назад +4

      27 years old 3 kids married for 2 years....wtf did I do 😑😑😑😑😑

    • @AnandajiMusic
      @AnandajiMusic 4 года назад +1

      11 years three kids here

  • @ADerpyReality
    @ADerpyReality 6 лет назад +88

    "You convince her you're not a rapist that's a special night" lol!

  • @mayabartholomew3402
    @mayabartholomew3402 4 года назад +54

    Tom papa is like that guy that can help you through depression by saying it is okay to feel sad

  • @yazajag
    @yazajag 6 лет назад +118

    "I think there was a unicorn in my room last night because I saw sparkles..." wow, the that was profoundly deep and adorable all at once. 🦄💕

    • @MakeWay4CJ
      @MakeWay4CJ 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah....unless we find out that her mom is a stripper and just comes to check on her after work.....then she'd just be observant.

    • @xSayPleasex
      @xSayPleasex 4 года назад +1

      @@MakeWay4CJ A stripper that's married....she really would be a unicorn 🤣

    • @iamempressires333
      @iamempressires333 2 года назад

      @@xSayPleasex strippers are people ... Some are married

  • @siddharthkrishnan3317
    @siddharthkrishnan3317 6 лет назад +173

    Tom Papa is one of the few clean comics I like!

    • @chefjoanna333
      @chefjoanna333 5 лет назад +11

      I would like to introduce you to Nate Bargatze! Check him out!!

    • @davedanger9839
      @davedanger9839 4 года назад +5

      Brian Regan. The ultimate.

    • @LeaDesigner
      @LeaDesigner 3 года назад

      Also Jim Gaffigan

  • @Volvican
    @Volvican 6 лет назад +2957

    Why is he dressed like he’s about to sell me a car in the 70s?

    • @KJKP
      @KJKP 5 лет назад +39

      Canadian.

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 5 лет назад +116

      He’s the weatherman

    • @Carl-LaFong1618
      @Carl-LaFong1618 5 лет назад +25

      Ron Burgundy wardrobe. Available at Kmart or Buffums.

    • @francisbell1961
      @francisbell1961 5 лет назад +78

      He married so does not care about looks

    • @petermrwelson
      @petermrwelson 5 лет назад +8

      LMFO That’s hilarious comment 😂😂😂😂

  • @StephieO08
    @StephieO08 6 лет назад +64

    Loved the bit about small talk with his daughter. Lmao.

  • @miakayuki1212
    @miakayuki1212 5 лет назад +90

    This is John Mulaney’s long lost cool uncle

  • @loverain2229
    @loverain2229 6 лет назад +212

    "Where the hell did you learn that? " 😃😄

  • @Mayabee321
    @Mayabee321 6 лет назад +191

    This guy cracks me up EVERY time. Great material, excellent delivery, very funny guy.

  • @nozomisasaki3403
    @nozomisasaki3403 5 лет назад +259

    "We're like a sick bear from Chernobyl." That earned a thumbs up.

  • @ki-oh
    @ki-oh 5 лет назад +13

    Watched when it came out in 2017 cause my boyfriend sent this to me. 3 years later and still together, I still find this really funny. Watched 3 times this week.
    This is a really good stand-up comedy.

  • @MrKaje72
    @MrKaje72 5 лет назад +337

    Based off his clothes/voice, I couldn’t tell if this was performed in this decade .

    • @danielnobel5869
      @danielnobel5869 5 лет назад +13

      Or even this century

    • @ang_ro
      @ang_ro 4 года назад +8

      The backdrop isn't helping

    • @nicolepowers9502
      @nicolepowers9502 4 года назад +6

      Ik he looks like a pastor

    • @paintedpony2935
      @paintedpony2935 4 года назад +3

      Duh! He's not the only one there. Did you SEE the audience? You're not too bright, so I suggest you keep your snarky comments to yourself.

    • @rocketpoweredunicorn
      @rocketpoweredunicorn 4 года назад +1

      @@paintedpony2935 Also, the material was outdated

  • @KhoPhi
    @KhoPhi 5 лет назад +121

    One of a few stand-ups the comedian was so good the audience laughed throughout nonstop.
    I got tired laughing 😂😂😂

  • @MotleyStew
    @MotleyStew 6 лет назад +232

    PMSL 7:23
    “You’re awesome! I don’t even have to get high with you.”
    😂😂😂

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 5 лет назад +184

    My husband is the weatherman too lolol

    • @Archangeldawn
      @Archangeldawn 5 лет назад +19

      Your husband as the weather man forecasts that you can expect a few inches tonight.

    • @huberfloover
      @huberfloover 5 лет назад

      I have an Echo in my room...pretty sure I ask her (Alexa) the weather every half hour

  • @BeanWagon90
    @BeanWagon90 5 лет назад +298

    This guy looks like a cross between Jack Nicholson and John Cena

  • @TheRealestIdealist
    @TheRealestIdealist 5 лет назад +37

    This was funnier than I thought it was going to be! Glad I clicked

  • @RyanRCRacing
    @RyanRCRacing Год назад +1

    Legendary performance by the great and powerful Tom Papa. Heard part of this on Facebook Reels and had to get to the source of the gold.

  • @Angela-tt5ik
    @Angela-tt5ik 5 лет назад +41

    He would be the perfect sitcom actor.

  • @mickael486
    @mickael486 5 лет назад +24

    "We're Not Fighting, We're COMMUNICATING!!"
    lol

  • @queazeproductions
    @queazeproductions 6 лет назад +36

    Tom Papa is the perfect clean comedian

  • @mrsorg87
    @mrsorg87 5 лет назад +26

    That was a STRONG set! Tom Papa is awesome

  • @kayvazquez9610
    @kayvazquez9610 5 лет назад +36

    I loved this standup! "Do you smell rainbows?" 😂

  • @IanPatrickOfficial
    @IanPatrickOfficial 5 лет назад +118

    They should have had him as a voice in "Boss baby." ha he would have killed it.

  • @TriggeredJelly
    @TriggeredJelly 6 лет назад +31

    Quality humour without placeholders, rapid-fire style? Sign me up, this guy is a keeper!

  • @machachaist
    @machachaist 4 года назад +10

    Love Tom Papa's humor, makes me feel good. every t-i-m-e

  • @scottfulps2065
    @scottfulps2065 4 года назад +8

    Never heard of Tom Papa but omg he had me in tears! He’s hilarious!🤣

  • @nononsense5182
    @nononsense5182 4 года назад +13

    Dude was a nice change, so relatable and very funny
    Yes, he had me chuckling thinking about those situations.

  • @Sophiiebee
    @Sophiiebee 7 лет назад +51

    LOL This came right on time!! Thank you so much :D

  • @TheInspired79
    @TheInspired79 4 года назад +48

    Man that "wash your hands lady" bit hits different in 2020 😂😂😂

  • @twofatchicksproductions9015
    @twofatchicksproductions9015 3 года назад +5

    Loved every second! Love you Tom Papa. Breaking Bread is a great podcast

  • @glyph2011
    @glyph2011 2 года назад +3

    Discovered Tom on “this is not happening” from Comedy Central, and thanks to the youtube algorithm, loads of his stuff has appeared. This set is my favourite so far. Spot on with the observations and that line about “drag em to the end with ya” had me laughing out loud. So true. 👍👍 why is this guy not more famous? His delivery and material is so great! 👍👍

  • @craigsnedden3051
    @craigsnedden3051 7 лет назад +669

    Nice to hear comedy without profanity, this guy is a true class act!

    • @o0LoveLove0o
      @o0LoveLove0o 6 лет назад +17

      Craig Snedden I curse like a sailor but I appreciate it also

    • @shark11175
      @shark11175 6 лет назад +13

      Pussy

    • @Smokealotofblunts
      @Smokealotofblunts 6 лет назад +13

      He swears a bit in his acts. He just can’t do it on this network he is performing on.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 6 лет назад +8

      Trevor Noah and John Mulaney also.

    • @zachferell8257
      @zachferell8257 6 лет назад +15

      Watch Dry Bar Comedy. It is all clean comedy and hilarious

  • @omsshikulkarni
    @omsshikulkarni 7 лет назад +171

    That's really really good material ..

  • @jphaolai526
    @jphaolai526 5 лет назад +25

    "If I am still awake" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EastFame
    @EastFame 5 лет назад +23

    Tom Papa never disappoints

  • @nasik9
    @nasik9 6 лет назад +76

    This guy is a comedic genius😂😂😂😊

    • @bigdawgez
      @bigdawgez 5 лет назад

      nasik9 really is. He just took the most used subject and made it sound fresh I have a dark sense of humor and thought this shit was hilarious

  • @ramesnashat1
    @ramesnashat1 7 лет назад +42

    Real talent loved it

  • @MrWallybones
    @MrWallybones Год назад +1

    First time watching Tom Papa and I have tears rolling down my cheeks! So funny 😂 A true pro!

  • @nekyred
    @nekyred 6 лет назад +14

    I think i found a new favorite comedian

  • @asurname3698
    @asurname3698 6 лет назад +23

    communicating in a timely fashion.

  • @_Erendis
    @_Erendis 5 лет назад +4

    He was spot on about so many things. But in our house, we do periodically change sides of the bed, and we each have our own "room"/personal space so the bedroom is just for sleep and sex. I tell my husband the weather if he doesn't look it up first. He used to bring me coffee in bed in the morning, but now I do that for him. It really is about kindness and training yourself to stay conscious of each others needs, not just your own. Because the alternative is what our parents did - arguing over ALL THIS stupid stuff and never acknowledging personal responsibility, never seeing what was actually FUNNY about our lives, using that to take the pressure off. Both my husbands parents and my own parents didn't bloody understand this, and are divorced now.

  • @chinita1pr
    @chinita1pr 5 лет назад +2

    Wow, this gift is good. His timing is amazing.

  • @courtneyheney2886
    @courtneyheney2886 6 лет назад +18

    Hahaha “weird twizzlers coming out of the nipples.”!
    Saw him open for Seinfeld last night and he was fantastic!

  • @kagisomotsemme1890
    @kagisomotsemme1890 4 года назад +2

    Amazing set. Best I've seen in a while.

  • @loved1lost333
    @loved1lost333 6 лет назад +33

    Thank you Tom. I am now a new fan. You’re funny as sh*t. I needed a good laugh.

  • @gedenirfiorese3523
    @gedenirfiorese3523 4 года назад +10

    2:55 2020 every lady is the “wash your hands” lady.

  • @shumetesam7407
    @shumetesam7407 5 лет назад +4

    This is the best comedy everrrrrr😍😍 so realistic, funny and educational 👌

  • @rinastein8622
    @rinastein8622 Год назад

    every morning I wake up, put on my continuous Papa reel, and by the time I get done with all the "stuff" I'm in such a great mood LOL

  • @pianogirl9676
    @pianogirl9676 4 года назад +2

    This guy is pure gold!!!

  • @lb8825
    @lb8825 6 лет назад +21

    Great comedy! I was laughing the whole time!

  • @almasandhu9895
    @almasandhu9895 3 года назад +6

    Tom Papa brilliant, I've never laughed so hard 😁😄😂

  • @FabulousKilljoy917
    @FabulousKilljoy917 5 лет назад +6

    🤣big facts! Like this is so accurate, and you feel it with any long term relationships, not just marriage.

  • @RDSports5
    @RDSports5 5 лет назад +8

    Tom Papa is like if Frasier Crane became a stand-up comedian, haha. Good material man, well done, lol

  • @anber4129
    @anber4129 4 года назад +3

    Hilarious 💜 loved it. His timing was great, I was hooked!

  • @nathgomez4750
    @nathgomez4750 5 лет назад +8

    Babies...the worst roommates ever...Preach man!

  • @MsMilkytheclown1
    @MsMilkytheclown1 7 лет назад +91

    HYSTERICAL. thank you.

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 4 года назад +1

    Thank you Mr. Papa, great gig!

  • @patrickbonham949
    @patrickbonham949 5 лет назад +10

    "Shoot me in the face" 😂😂😂

  • @siat11
    @siat11 Год назад

    I love this guy's comedy. It's so funny, and he adds truth into it!

  • @mickyunit
    @mickyunit 6 лет назад +3

    Waiting at the Doctor office. Made me laugh aloud a few times. Thanks for posting!

  • @matthewrammig
    @matthewrammig 2 года назад +1

    What a great set!

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 5 лет назад +1

    Aaah, the simplicity of it...
    Thanks for the wisdom Tom..!

  • @rare.phukin.spotted.halibut
    @rare.phukin.spotted.halibut 6 лет назад +7

    Damn that made my morning! Thanks!

  • @MsSammyChing
    @MsSammyChing 5 лет назад +3

    Great comedy writing and telling! So much wit, and line by line cracks that keep you laughing! 😍😍

  • @beepollin1780
    @beepollin1780 5 лет назад +1

    OMG this guy is laugh out loud FUNNY....FUNNY, we can all relate to "family" ...stuff...love him ...he has great material and perfect timing......Love his "Mealtime with Children"....all parents can relate!

  • @user-cr3fz8lz2i
    @user-cr3fz8lz2i Год назад +1

    He’s clean and funny! That’s a rarity in today’s world!!!

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 5 лет назад +4

    Every word out of this guy's mouth had me rolling. 😂

  • @steveelam4810
    @steveelam4810 5 лет назад +8

    Comedy is such great therapy for the down moments of life

  • @NqanaweLIVE
    @NqanaweLIVE 6 лет назад +11

    This is some really good stuff.

  • @daughterofthemosthigh..7587
    @daughterofthemosthigh..7587 6 лет назад +1

    Top papa just made my day just glad that it's the same thing all around the globe.

  • @jeff503pdx
    @jeff503pdx 3 года назад +1

    Man, Tom is great, don't know why it took so long for me to see that.

  • @thesilverfamily
    @thesilverfamily 6 лет назад +18

    He's awesome.

  • @teresal7890
    @teresal7890 6 лет назад +2

    Killer delivery. I'm in tears.

  • @josephsm4661
    @josephsm4661 5 лет назад

    Very true! Appreciate your understanding ...

  • @fireorchid25
    @fireorchid25 6 лет назад +26

    I laughed so hard thank you 😁

  • @lumenwrites
    @lumenwrites 7 лет назад +22

    Wow this guy is great!

  • @billbixby557
    @billbixby557 4 года назад +2

    He rocked that set from start to finish!

  • @DC-yr6nt
    @DC-yr6nt 2 года назад +1

    Love Tom Papa we’d love to see him in person. Coming to the San Francisco Bay Area anytime soon ? I watch his specials almost daily, “No lie”Louth out loud every time I watch!🤣💓💖🎤 He’s the Besr!

    • @DC-yr6nt
      @DC-yr6nt 2 года назад

      Laugh out loud every time😂He’s the Best!

  • @malaxx20
    @malaxx20 4 года назад +10

    Give him a Netflix Special already! He's great

  • @madametia5379
    @madametia5379 6 лет назад +38

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! He is so funny! Hilarious! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Replay! I needed this!

  • @turdferguson353
    @turdferguson353 4 года назад +1

    IDK what took me so long to check out Tom's stand up ... He's great on Opie and Anthony and Joe Rogan's podcast

  • @shanedivix9306
    @shanedivix9306 5 лет назад

    Spectacular material!

  • @garybowers1046
    @garybowers1046 6 лет назад +6

    is among the best!

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA 5 лет назад +1

    Wow Tom- that was an awesome set thanks!

  • @robertbrowning616
    @robertbrowning616 5 лет назад +1

    First time I've heard this man. Well impressed.

  • @lesliefoster-michaud8418
    @lesliefoster-michaud8418 Год назад

    Oh Tom, the best one yet!

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 5 лет назад +15

    I feel sorry for single people, my 21st anniversary is in 2 weeks, my husband & I are super happy & still act like we did when we got together almost 24 years ago. We still look almost the same too, we're better together than alone. Maybe we're blessed, or just lucky?

    • @mesidye
      @mesidye 5 лет назад +2

      Or compatible.

    • @reganwolf4405
      @reganwolf4405 4 года назад +2

      I feel sorry that you need to feel sorry for single people. enjoy your marriage and stop feeling sorry for other people ..

  • @foxopossum
    @foxopossum 5 лет назад +3

    I really dig this guy’s whole deal...very very good

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Год назад

    Such honest comedy. Love it.

  • @thea-team6439
    @thea-team6439 5 лет назад

    Absolute. Pure. Gold.