Tom Papa - The Worst Part About Going Back To The Gym

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  • @ShinAntonio
    @ShinAntonio 5 лет назад +188

    LOL at the audience member saying "Ew" to bacon hamburger soup

  • @-covid-20
    @-covid-20 4 года назад +31

    Luv tom papa's comedy...very very funny...brilliant...

  • @Lollita23
    @Lollita23 5 лет назад +59

    I worked at a very beautiful, smaller restaurant with incredible food and the first thing they told me was never ask " are you still working on that" I always thought it was tacky anyway. One of my favorite restaurant experiences.

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 5 лет назад +7

      YEAH! Have you ever almost had a waiter or busser try to take your plate away without even asking you if you were done?! Maybe the owners or managers are NUTS 🥜 and don't know how to run a good business cos it usually happens when they're not even busy or understaffed. Maybe it's the opposite prob and the bussers have to look like they have something to do lol. I work in fast food and that happens sometimes.

  • @quatron9561
    @quatron9561 2 года назад +19

    Man this guy is a Legend, funniest comedian I ever seen.

    • @starlighty4816
      @starlighty4816 Год назад +2

      I like how this comment has 0 likes 😂

  • @sdsurfgirl60
    @sdsurfgirl60 2 года назад +7

    His take on kids is the best.

  • @fivestring65ify
    @fivestring65ify 5 лет назад +35

    I love this guy. He's talking about me, and a lot of other people. I can't wait until my youngest starts school.

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 5 лет назад +4

      Haha! I don't blame you! I guess my parents were lucky with me cos I was a gamer nerd that would just play games at home and entertain myself while my parents were working at home (my mom is a writer and my dad used to be a college professor with flexible hours and he would grade history essays at home). I did NOT need a lot of attention. I didn't know curfew was different from being grounded cos I didn't go out to party so my parents always knew I was safe at home; minding my OWN business. You sometimes hear jokes about kids that are quiet and just sit in a corner in their room and read 📚 books and the parents wonder if something is WRONG with them?! You prefer rebellious kids that get into trouble ALL the time that practically give you a heart attack on a daily basis?! 😝

    • @tonylang7526
      @tonylang7526 4 года назад

      TARDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER: SAD, HOPELESS, TOTALLY W/O INTEGRITY IS NOTHING TO PROUDLY IDENTIFY WITH!!

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- 5 лет назад +32

    "they can't even lift the fake buffalo wing". THANK YOU for the workout . 😃🤣

  • @desertfish1460
    @desertfish1460 4 года назад +19

    SO hilarious! Laugh so hard I get a side ache! SO TRUE! I love this guy!

  • @anubis2814
    @anubis2814 5 лет назад +35

    I thought I hated dweet potatoes growing up in indiana because they were always disgustingly sweetened. Turns our when you turn them into fries or make curried mashed potatoes they are amazing. Just that midlanders and midwesterners don't know how to cook with anything but sugar.

    • @askme508
      @askme508 4 года назад +2

      Wait - you guys actually cook sweet potatoes with sugar ??? !!

    • @lenaely6146
      @lenaely6146 3 года назад +3

      @@askme508 brown, white, syrup and marshmallows...

  • @nothingshouldbewithouteffort
    @nothingshouldbewithouteffort 3 года назад +4

    Person's squeamish laughter @7:20 is like when slowly letting air out of a balloon. 😂😂😂

    • @bennettfriesen6080
      @bennettfriesen6080 Год назад

      You’re right……..I’ve watched this countless times……..NEVER NOTICED IT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRedGameboy
    @TheRedGameboy 5 лет назад +158

    He is so vicious and has this smug expression like the biggest jerk on earth. I love him.

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- 5 лет назад +77

    😂 "you want.. cheese.. on.. that"..

  • @carrrexx7190
    @carrrexx7190 4 года назад +36

    "You want cheese on that?"
    I was in a furniture store!

    • @filsana.271
      @filsana.271 4 года назад +1

      Carr Rexx - that's so hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh so hard. Lol

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Год назад +1

    Papa is always on point. Love this guy!

  • @mikelgibson4781
    @mikelgibson4781 2 года назад +1

    Love your stand up! Please come to San Diego, California.

  • @omarokinawa4743
    @omarokinawa4743 5 лет назад +26

    Tom is insanely funny

  • @BigRockyD
    @BigRockyD 5 лет назад +24

    This dudes seriously never seen a loaded baked potato lol. Someone get this man to Texas Roadhouse stat

  • @Dan-bs4wy
    @Dan-bs4wy 4 года назад +32

    I'm literally from Paducah and haven't heard of any of these food items. People are humongous though.

  • @edithgauthier5581
    @edithgauthier5581 4 месяца назад

    Excellent!! Hilarant!

  • @arlenepayne309
    @arlenepayne309 5 лет назад +32

    BRO this guyy🤣👏

  • @TheEedjit
    @TheEedjit 4 года назад +2

    2:56 Vin Diesel really let himself go! 😂😂

  • @TinmanHikingShaun
    @TinmanHikingShaun 4 года назад +13

    Im from Paducah, Ky, and ive never heard of cheeseburger soup. Im calling bullshit, but the chesse on everything is totally true. Lmao

    • @askme508
      @askme508 4 года назад

      Not so sure - I just googled "Cheeseburger Recipes" - never heard of such a thing but apparently there are there are 100s !!!!

    • @lenaely6146
      @lenaely6146 3 года назад +1

      😒 cheeseburger 🍔 soup is from there ...lol .. maybe they only sell it to the outsiders but they tried to sell it to me... With minced pickles

    • @sarahjeannepeterson5536
      @sarahjeannepeterson5536 Год назад

      @@lenaely6146 with minced pickles? Eeww

    • @shanks4391
      @shanks4391 Год назад

      It's definitely a thing 😅

    • @kellelane9307
      @kellelane9307 11 месяцев назад

      Mama always said... when in doubt... fry it in lard & smother it in gravy

  • @paulo1901
    @paulo1901 2 года назад +2

    Good stuff, Papa!

  • @acfalcons1
    @acfalcons1 Год назад

    I love tom papas comedy

  • @Jux925
    @Jux925 5 лет назад +2

    OMG, the healthy cat joke almost killed me XD
    This is exactly like my kitteh

  • @honkytonkinson9787
    @honkytonkinson9787 5 лет назад +21

    I just found out my wife is a healthy cat

  • @lenaely6146
    @lenaely6146 3 года назад +5

    It's called training your children 😂

  • @TrinityTarotSource
    @TrinityTarotSource 7 лет назад +7

    This is great thx

  • @cjbarahona5770
    @cjbarahona5770 5 лет назад +6

    💯 on Paducah!

  • @subibosa8243
    @subibosa8243 4 года назад +4

    Bacon Cheeseburger Soup 😅😂

  • @SweetChicagoGator
    @SweetChicagoGator 9 месяцев назад

    Tom is hilarious !! 😜

  • @donnajoseph-barford1076
    @donnajoseph-barford1076 3 года назад

    Dinosaur roaming in Kentucky 🤣😂😅

  • @benoit1335
    @benoit1335 7 лет назад +13

    i love that guy

  • @anjupear
    @anjupear 5 лет назад +12

    Bark nuggets lol

  • @rogerlittreal642
    @rogerlittreal642 5 лет назад +1

    Very funny... thank you!!!

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan9738 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JanetBeebe-nh9re
    @JanetBeebe-nh9re 10 месяцев назад

    Tom is so right about the vegan restaurant. 😂

  • @terribryant9996
    @terribryant9996 4 года назад +5

    Small town America, nothing to do but eat.

  • @asurname3698
    @asurname3698 6 лет назад +53

    Quite simple: Put the lobsters in the freezer. They go to "sleep." Then put them in the water to cook them.

    • @fortazerty
      @fortazerty 5 лет назад +3

      A Surname or you can stab them.

    • @freepilot7732
      @freepilot7732 5 лет назад +6

      Then they come to temperature and wake up to bring boiled alive. For me I skip that step and put them directly into the steamer. ;)

    • @christopherdunham2637
      @christopherdunham2637 5 лет назад +3

      But that's not as funny of a story.

    • @miketdarnell
      @miketdarnell 5 лет назад +1

      Savage

    • @stufoo
      @stufoo 4 года назад +4

      I shoot em with a nine. It’s the American way

  • @YvonaLive4Love
    @YvonaLive4Love Год назад

    Hilarious 😂

  • @HoodieVino
    @HoodieVino 5 лет назад +19

    Kinda looks like John Cena 😂

    • @XxAverageG
      @XxAverageG 5 лет назад

      Vino he is John Cena🤪😂

  • @kathykelley7273
    @kathykelley7273 5 лет назад +9

    I love cheese and cheesecake

  • @ejyounggun08
    @ejyounggun08 7 лет назад +47

    I'm from Kentucky and we don't put marshmallows and caramel on a potato. We put it on a sweet potato with some brown sugar and it is delicious. Don't knock it til ya try it Tom.

    • @bim-ska-la-bim4433
      @bim-ska-la-bim4433 7 лет назад +2

      Eric Johnson ...that's some good stuff...everything within moderation...guess Papa has to get in with the Montreal crowd - hope they enjoy their poutine and chevaline while they lol at their southern neighbors. :-)

    • @asurname3698
      @asurname3698 6 лет назад

      You are both BUBBAS. WHO CARES.

    • @k9aid514
      @k9aid514 6 лет назад +1

      online hecklers lol

    • @teach2loud
      @teach2loud 6 лет назад

      I'd work on my grammar before I mocked anyone, "Continued Wisdom"!

    • @Debinikita
      @Debinikita 6 лет назад

      That does sound very YUMMY

  • @pytcindy
    @pytcindy 3 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕

  • @AxeMan562
    @AxeMan562 3 года назад +1

    Anyone else caught off-guard by the squealing guinea pig in the audience at 7:18 ?

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 Год назад +1

    A baked potato (with butter, I'm not a savage), marshmallows, caramel sauce & cheese? 🤔 hmm....

  • @amberchaba1148
    @amberchaba1148 6 лет назад +27

    The vegan restaurant compared to the steak houses...so accurate.

  • @kingfeeq
    @kingfeeq 4 года назад +1

    🤣

  • @justinbrown9295
    @justinbrown9295 5 лет назад +35

    Dude they eat french fries with cheese and gravy, they love fat kid food, not sure how to spell, poutine

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 лет назад +1

      I consider poutine in the upgraded french fries category.

    • @janishart5128
      @janishart5128 4 года назад

      *Justin Brown:* You got the spelling!

    • @janishart5128
      @janishart5128 4 года назад +1

      @@bobbiusshadow6985: Yeah - sooo delicious, but associated with SOOO much guilt!! 😜😆

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 4 года назад +1

      Janis Hart Indeed.. lol

    • @janishart5128
      @janishart5128 4 года назад +1

      @@bobbiusshadow6985: 😉😊

  • @stizzulka
    @stizzulka 7 лет назад +3

    Funny bits.
    What is heaven?

    • @TrinityTarotSource
      @TrinityTarotSource 7 лет назад

      wizztizzlm whatever ur desires are with pisitive prayers and affirmations. it starts with self love. you know

    • @midinerd
      @midinerd 5 лет назад +1

      whatever ur diesyzers r with pissitivity n good whell-beeing, you dig?

  • @mauriceortiz8817
    @mauriceortiz8817 Год назад

    Some trivia for my peeps. Tom Papa, FYI, was in the original Mamas and Papas folk group in the 60s. He doesn't talk about it cause it still stings. ( No, not The Police)

  • @PaJamB
    @PaJamB 4 года назад +1

    He good :) lol

  • @Le_monarch13
    @Le_monarch13 5 лет назад +1

    Sounds like Chandler/ Gilbert Arizona area

  • @elithedabber875
    @elithedabber875 5 лет назад +1

    coming from paducah. its so fucking true😭 hopefully i can make this music shit work someday

  • @ToddYoungonline
    @ToddYoungonline 5 лет назад +4

    Jack Benny?!

  • @TheJanitorIsIn
    @TheJanitorIsIn 5 лет назад +17

    Tom Papa? More like Tom Daddy 💦💦💦

  • @betheneytroyer1156
    @betheneytroyer1156 Год назад

  • @vivianamuntean146
    @vivianamuntean146 4 года назад

    7:27 Cute glasses lady can get it.

  • @trevadadeva
    @trevadadeva 2 года назад

    I've watched three videos back to back of Tom. I wonder who write his jokes.

  • @mailenesoyster9763
    @mailenesoyster9763 6 лет назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @charmq777
    @charmq777 4 года назад +1

    He reminds me of Michael Keaton...but funnier!

  • @montoyamattison8051
    @montoyamattison8051 5 лет назад +2

    I agree, it's insane how far people will go for their pets.

  • @Shahpo
    @Shahpo 4 года назад +2

    Is it just me or does he really sound Irish?

  • @branon6565
    @branon6565 5 лет назад +11

    Children = lifelong debt and disappointment....

  • @harryh628
    @harryh628 4 года назад +1

    Gyms have almost become meaningless because where not actually making ourselves fitter where merely into a cycle for fashion and self control.

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 Год назад

    People don't consider what a pain in the ass raising kids will be.

  • @bobd9193
    @bobd9193 5 месяцев назад

    As barbaric as it sounds, And it is Barbaric. It's true, That is how you cook a lobster, Or Crayfish,. Or crawdads, if you happen to be a hillbilly, And I have nothing against Hillbillys.
    I understand and identify as one myself.
    But, Being boiled alive doesn't strike me as being a very humane way to prepare a meal.
    It's the most despicable thing I've ever seen. It's the main reason I don't eat lobster,
    The other reason being I don't think it tastes as good as everybody makes it out to be, But even if it did, I'd still have to take a pass.
    Now, I will confess when I was much younger/dumber, On rare occasions, I used to love eating the crawdads we caught in the streams where I grew up in Western Oregon.
    But now that I am (Much) older, I just can't do it anymore, Because of the way they have to be prepared.

  • @donnajoseph-barford1076
    @donnajoseph-barford1076 3 года назад

    Lard Ass. I haven't heard that since the 70's.

  • @abede409
    @abede409 7 лет назад +3

    👌😂😂

  • @RayRay06122
    @RayRay06122 5 лет назад +2

    I have six pack abs and let me tell you sweet potatoes with marshmallows and caramel sauce is delicious.

  • @AlainDee
    @AlainDee Год назад

    dude. how big are the gaps under your doors?

  • @SuperTonyony
    @SuperTonyony 2 года назад

    Does he have a wife or a beard?

  • @zorroze2593
    @zorroze2593 4 года назад

    this comedian meltdown will be epic

  • @Vi-ok8of
    @Vi-ok8of Год назад

    Yall are raising kids wrong. We were hella well behaved. Moms could take us anywhere

  • @lenaely6146
    @lenaely6146 3 года назад

    This explains why half of marriages end in divorce.
    If you can't get the brats to stfd so you can have peace in your own home and your spouse can't get rid of a diabetic 🐈 cat😬🙄🙄🤔🤔😒then good grief.
    Wtf got married strictly to be miserable at home 🏡!?!

  • @joseluismariscalreyes8615
    @joseluismariscalreyes8615 5 лет назад

    well sister bougth it
    electric bike fast mini motorcyclee

  • @joeyguillen2081
    @joeyguillen2081 5 лет назад

    Fat man from 1966 great set.

  • @ClarkPotter
    @ClarkPotter 5 лет назад +3

    Yeah. Laughing at the plight of animals we ritually abuse by the billions "because they taste good." It's bad enough to live like this but to LAUGH about it? 😕
    Let's at least retain our last 0.1% of decency by just pretending animals don't feel pain or deserve dignity, not collectively cackle like cartoon villains about it. My gosh humanity.
    Lighten up, it's just a joke, right?

    • @tired_buthappy
      @tired_buthappy 5 лет назад +2

      You’re on the wrong channel, bud.

    • @jimmyreyz4363
      @jimmyreyz4363 5 лет назад +3

      Yes it is just a joke like a joke about Hitler massacring the Jews or about people being raped. Another example of a joke one about someone punching a baby kitten in the face lol.
      *Flexes thumb muscles *
      Dude did you really need to write a comment complaining about a joke???
      Lots of people whine and bitch about jokes because everyone is so in touch with his or her feelings. Jokes are often extreme situations or ridiculous moments or something dark and twisted flipped to be funny in order to somerimes shed light on a subject in a comedic and sometimes informative way. which than causes you to laugh and than maybe think about the joke its subject and how that impacts your life. But when an idiot much like yourself says shit about people laughing at a joke that is a touchy subject to him he is without question missing the point of the joke and also the biggest piece of shit at that moment. So good sir when your scrolling through the internet or youtube. Come across a video about comedians telling jokes and you find yourself getting extremely BUTTHURT about a particular jokes subject matter remember to keep your stupid ass comment to yourself please. Also anyone reading this long ass post if your like this person I'm bitching at here. Please know the rest of the world that gets jokes and the idea behind them. We Hate you very much! and want you stop being such a lil beeitch all your life.
      *my work here is done*

    • @buckfuddy489
      @buckfuddy489 4 года назад

      Jimmy Reyz wasn't sure where U were goin with that, but I'm glad I kept reading!! I hate how the world has become so soft,n had lost its sense of humor.. this guy is Hilarious!!

    • @Maniilogue
      @Maniilogue 4 года назад

      Time and place, luv

    • @loopsruby
      @loopsruby 4 года назад

      Clark Potter A smart vegan knows you have to pick your audience to have the information you want to share be absorbed in the best manner.. A comedy skit is not the right audience. Pick your battles as they say. P.s No animal eating for me for 18 years👍

  • @Ssbaruska
    @Ssbaruska 5 лет назад

    Maybe think About the way how you raised them? ;)

  • @SirWrecksy
    @SirWrecksy 4 года назад +1

    OMG he's like Bill Burr you know except for the being funny part

  • @slinkeepy
    @slinkeepy 6 лет назад +11

    typical ignorant vegan schtick, but comedians deal in stereotypes, and he's hilarious... so i still thumbed up X)

    • @Cheryl1965
      @Cheryl1965 5 лет назад +7

      This was 12 years ago. Veganism is far more mainstream now and the food is amazing.

    • @Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry
      @Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry 5 лет назад +6

      @@Cheryl1965
      And vegans are just as delusional now as they were twelve years ago...;)

    • @HoodedStalker
      @HoodedStalker 5 лет назад +1

      Vegans are weak, they don't let the military live on a vegan diet because you can't defend a country without a strong body

    • @ericm3327
      @ericm3327 5 лет назад

      It’s not ignorant just because you don’t like it sunshine

  • @TrinityTarotSource
    @TrinityTarotSource 7 лет назад +5

    Lobsters taste like rubber n I don't eat crabs

    • @hussainfakih4005
      @hussainfakih4005 6 лет назад

      Trinity Source you just have them? 😂

    • @midinerd
      @midinerd 5 лет назад +2

      The Lobster you ate wasn't fresh. Sushi can also taste like shit, or like candy. depends on the $ and how experienced y'all be wit dem crab & lobstah legs up in ya snatch

    • @davidfowler3082
      @davidfowler3082 5 лет назад +1

      Your not eating good lobster

  • @o.t.
    @o.t. 3 года назад

    The queer comment wasn’t necessary, nor does it make sense.

  • @MrJBA79
    @MrJBA79 3 года назад +1

    .. wow, his vegan bit is aging poorly.

  • @verysilly8883
    @verysilly8883 4 года назад

    Highly annoying, and tortures lobsters. How is that sh** funny? WTF is wrong with people?

  • @101yayo
    @101yayo 7 лет назад +13

    No one forced you to have kids.

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 3 года назад

    At least he can afford kids. In 2020 for most of us that life is over. Mocking small town folk. Ha ha. This guy is pretty average.

  • @odxrfk188
    @odxrfk188 7 лет назад +8

    Then don't have kids, Tom Papa.

    • @BikesAndBatallas
      @BikesAndBatallas 6 лет назад +19

      Then don't watch stand-up, Od Xrfk.

    • @robertchandler5055
      @robertchandler5055 6 лет назад +5

      Od Xrfk ,oh please your best material comes from your crazy family. Did you hear him say he did NOT LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT. He still thinks his wife is hot,he a totally talks to his kids,who WOULDN'T trade with this guy

    • @alzychoze6591
      @alzychoze6591 6 лет назад +3

      Listen- what he is acknowledging the hard parts of being a dad

    • @PixiieGrotto
      @PixiieGrotto 5 лет назад

      Od Xrfk I volunteer as tribute lol jk I might in the future.😂

  • @franfranfrancis
    @franfranfrancis 4 года назад

    Don't encourage people to eat meat Tom. Very uncool

  • @jenniferhentrich3880
    @jenniferhentrich3880 5 лет назад +1

    Before my conception the womb was already vegan and after birth I have remained so never eating any Thing. From any creature..animal.. ever....and I have never been sick or weak a day in my 48 pure and perfect and true seasons on this planet. All morality aside, except in Gods Eyes there is no aside for the sensless slaughter of OVER 5 MILLION ANIMALS PER HOUR☆ are brutally killed in the USA, every hour. Every day. This according to iwn own usda in 2002....( i CANNOT bear to see the numbers now forgive me for not including them...).even from a health standpoint begrudgingly science has been forced to admit that animal free diets are the best in any circumstance.....but and in fact , if this person did not recognize THESE small truths in his repertoire then how can it be truly comedy? Go VEGAN Go with God... For All creatures living AND dead. ALIVE and DYING...GO VEGAN ..........DO IT FOR YOURSELF OR DO IT FOR GOD FOR THE RESPECT OF HIS OTHER CREATIONS OR DO IT FOR SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU....BUT DO IT NOW.... THANK YOU.....

    • @HoodedStalker
      @HoodedStalker 5 лет назад +1

      Military doesn't allow vegan diets because vegans are weak, if you want to be strong you gotta eat meat

    • @loopsruby
      @loopsruby 5 лет назад +3

      Jennifer Hentrich I’m vegan as well & honestly you have to adapt if you expect people to absorb the info you have. This is a comedy routine comment section & not a good platform for you to be taken seriously.

    • @chasewaite4433
      @chasewaite4433 4 года назад +3

      Do you consider your mother a vegetable?

    • @johnangel414
      @johnangel414 4 года назад

      Go do something with yourself. P.s. God is a lie.

    • @nunocardoso6999
      @nunocardoso6999 2 года назад

      My God, you're absolutely insane 😂😂

  • @DrummerRF
    @DrummerRF 6 лет назад

    He's like a horribly unfunny Louis CK ripoff

  • @yellowman6866
    @yellowman6866 3 года назад

    Tom Papa lookin like Little Foot from land before time