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  • @OutgrownThings
    @OutgrownThings 4 года назад +1851

    I actually really appreciate how little he swears. It adds so much to the delivery when he slips an f-bomb in there every once in a while. His style is so specific and deliberate. I love this guy.

    • @heatherdawnnovecosky4245
      @heatherdawnnovecosky4245 4 года назад +30

      You nailed it

    • @enricomiceli8704
      @enricomiceli8704 4 года назад +11

      It's not really specific..in italy everybody is like this

    • @georgiag0829
      @georgiag0829 3 года назад +9

      Exactly! I can watch this with the kids and not flinch at every f- bomb.

    • @playtothebone
      @playtothebone 3 года назад +21

      The salmon sucks let's get the fuck outta here hahahha

    • @QuestionYourWorld
      @QuestionYourWorld 3 года назад +15

      Definitely. He can use so little profanity but still ooze out that New York attitude, it's amazing.

  • @mattcandiepetty3933
    @mattcandiepetty3933 4 года назад +1383

    Everyone who gave this a thumbs down was wearing a diaper while writing a reastraunt review as they were watching

    • @Lori5564
      @Lori5564 3 года назад +8

      🤣

    • @AbleAnderson
      @AbleAnderson 3 года назад +7

      I actually disagree. Being able to write reviews is a great way to reward companies that do a great job and punish companies that suck. This enhances how a market functions, and we all win in the end by getting better shit. I honestly have no problem with reviews, it’s score keeping for the free market

    • @AbleAnderson
      @AbleAnderson 3 года назад +6

      @Happy Thoughts Lol I disagree. I hate pussy culture more than anyone, I don't promote it. I just don't see reviews as part of that, I think any smart consumer will both use and at times participate in reviews. It keeps companies accountable.

    • @jose4755
      @jose4755 3 года назад +6

      AbleAnderson karen alert!

    • @AbleAnderson
      @AbleAnderson 3 года назад +6

      @@jose4755 So let me make sure I understand your argument Jose. If I go to a restaurant and get the worst food I've ever had, absolute disgusting filth, had a hair in it, the staff was rude, and the prices were high. If I go onto yelp and say "hey guys I wouldn't recommend this place, they are terrible," that is being a Karen? You are a straight clown lol

  • @JoeDirte157
    @JoeDirte157 3 года назад +242

    His impression of people in their basements being trolls by themselves is hilarious. Had me rolling

    • @JC0R0NA88
      @JC0R0NA88 2 года назад +1

      I first heard this on Spotify and it's exactly what I had in mind. Had me in tears 🤣

    • @DrunkenSlob
      @DrunkenSlob 2 года назад

      I know all about that

  • @Steve197201
    @Steve197201 4 года назад +1907

    This guy's act is phenomenal! It's not just what he says, but his delivery that is genius!

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад +5

      BooBoo Bear Definitely his delivery. That was the only thing funny in this one to me

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад +9

      Does anyone else get Adam Sandler vibes?

    • @Steve197201
      @Steve197201 4 года назад +9

      @@switchunboxing Yes, definitely! His voice sounds like Adam Sandler.

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад +5

      BooBoo Bear right? But not so much that it’s a rip off. But it possibly was a big inspiration for it. This guy is truly performing, I believe he is putting on an act. He’s definitely putting on a character. And I appreciate that and I think that’s what makes them stand out. He’s not just telling jokes. Whenever I did stand up, I rehearsed everything. My facial expressions at certain times, my gestures, my body, everything. I think that’s what he’s doing here. But yeah there was even one skit where he yelled kind of like Adam Sandler ha ha. And don’t get me wrong, I have never been a fan of Sandler. Maybe this guy just takes those vibes and makes it funny. Or hell maybe it’s just because they both sound like they are from New York

    • @lmontenegro5127
      @lmontenegro5127 4 года назад +4

      I'm so glad to find him. He's brilliant and what a welcome relief of light and laughter during these times.

  • @Native-Kitty
    @Native-Kitty 4 года назад +75

    “Call the FBI! Get this s**t out of the neighborhood!” LOL!!!

    • @mov1ngforward
      @mov1ngforward 2 года назад +1

      It happens!! Think about it, HOA afraid of a psychic.

  • @eileenmiller7522
    @eileenmiller7522 4 года назад +465

    “18 page essay on asparagus “!!! 😂

  • @LAGreg123
    @LAGreg123 4 года назад +498

    (...silence...) "Look at how weird it just got in here, huh?"
    Freaking hysterical.

    • @lilbatz
      @lilbatz 4 года назад +1

      Everyone's like don't knock the extra absorbency Depends until you try it! Judgey ass comedian! Lol...
      Great bit.👍

    • @Icarmzzy
      @Icarmzzy 4 года назад

      They would've said call the FBI not today

    • @alexfrederick5475
      @alexfrederick5475 3 года назад +1

      His ability to say stuff like that just shows how connected and communicating he is - he really reads the room. Perfect.

  • @DRAGNFLY
    @DRAGNFLY 4 года назад +794

    "Throw it up in the Google: 'I LIKE TO DRESS UP AS A BA-BY!'" kills me every time.

  • @Jptotalfitnessny
    @Jptotalfitnessny 4 года назад +573

    "We don't run home and tattle tale on the restaurant..... " 🤣🤣🤣

    • @libertyjustice4847
      @libertyjustice4847 4 года назад +13

      Hilarious, he's really talented...

    • @gregmartin3608
      @gregmartin3608 4 года назад +20

      Yelp is full of complaining oddball trolls

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 3 года назад +1

      @@gregmartin3608 I actually did Yelp for a while. If you do enough reviews to get invited to events. The problem is when the local groups are run by little college girls who only want to bring their friends into events. Turn all the grand openings are attended by 20 year olds trying to right some fancy novel on the reviews.

  • @LittleMissHoop
    @LittleMissHoop 4 года назад +502

    "It was handled..."

    • @dylbrody9666
      @dylbrody9666 4 года назад +29

      Yeah, the world went downhill when things stopped getting handled....

    • @LittleMissHoop
      @LittleMissHoop 4 года назад +9

      @@dylbrody9666 IKR?

    • @KimmyQueen
      @KimmyQueen 4 года назад +8

      @@dylbrody9666 100%

    • @alyon5749
      @alyon5749 4 года назад +4

      Hell to the yep.

  • @nikkiholmes6672
    @nikkiholmes6672 4 года назад +749

    OMG... 😂😂😂😂 “Salmon sucks... let’s get to F out of here”... nuff said

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 4 года назад +4

      @Olushola Ajayi
      When there's no other word that will work as well, fuck is the word you use.

    • @DanaC-ne7bc
      @DanaC-ne7bc 4 года назад +2

      Exactly

    • @TheGirlnurse
      @TheGirlnurse 4 года назад +2

      I’m still laughing! 😂 😂

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 4 года назад +2

      @Olushola Ajayi
      Well... there's no need to carpet bomb the landscape with it.
      In fact, in most public situations, it would be considered highly inappropriate and in
      poor taste.
      If you'll notice, Sebastian uses it sparingly, unlike some other comedians who seem use it as often as possible.
      Not cool.

    • @willmeariver7079
      @willmeariver7079 4 года назад

      @@richarddarlington1139 Then don't watch, problem solved.

  • @PearlJamAndBiscuits
    @PearlJamAndBiscuits 4 года назад +213

    Never has there been a more accurate imitation of an internet troll than this video. You nailed it Sebastian~ comedy gold

  • @slida65
    @slida65 4 года назад +421

    What makes this guy great and funny is that his material is so true.

    • @MrHammerman97
      @MrHammerman97 4 года назад +14

      Really make you think how right he is with the internet, two generations completely split because of it.

    • @estebanlopezalonzo5887
      @estebanlopezalonzo5887 3 года назад +5

      And his body gestures

    • @janeking4059
      @janeking4059 3 года назад

      Exactly!!!

    • @janeking4059
      @janeking4059 3 года назад +1

      @@MrHammerman97 EXACTLY

    • @janeking4059
      @janeking4059 3 года назад

      @@estebanlopezalonzo5887 the best!

  • @Jessie-ny9kd
    @Jessie-ny9kd Год назад +10

    “the salmon sucked let’s get the fuck outta here” 🤣🤣 fucking hilarious I must see him in person! he’s so right about people👍🏻

    • @heatherwinser66
      @heatherwinser66 3 месяца назад

      He rarely swears the audience knew it to so when the cameras had them
      On the audience they were hysterical. I respect he barely swears no need his delivery is on point.

  • @Jessie-ny9kd
    @Jessie-ny9kd 11 месяцев назад +12

    It doesn’t get any better than him talking about googling “I like to dress up as a baby” 🤣🤣🤣 the way he tells it is freaking hilarious and so true of this day and age! Love this man bc he keeps me laughing🎤👶🏻

  • @yankees57
    @yankees57 4 года назад +82

    " People just sitting there in their basement talking to themselves RAWWWWW!" I died at that part! I love SM! Growing up in an Italian household like him I can totally relate to his comedy! 😂😂

  • @aligums3424
    @aligums3424 4 года назад +104

    LMAO "living down in da basement...hhhurrghhh, hurrrgh!" 😂

  • @cartergve
    @cartergve 3 года назад +9

    “It was handled”.... best three words of this segment. Yes it was.

  • @SK-bk3yh
    @SK-bk3yh 4 года назад +189

    I can watch his bits over and over never get tired

  • @user-cb2lz8yy9s
    @user-cb2lz8yy9s 4 года назад +157

    “Salmon sucked, lets get the F outta here.” 😂
    I only do restaurant reviews for new restaurants to help spread the word. Especially if they’re a new Mom and Pop.

    • @foechicken8023
      @foechicken8023 3 года назад +6

      I leave reviews but I keep them short. Basic info so others know if the product or business are worth their time.

    • @thisgame2
      @thisgame2 3 года назад +6

      How weak are you to be influenced over a comedy video. I leave reviews like this comment saying you suck

    • @sidvyas8549
      @sidvyas8549 2 года назад

      Good lad yourself

    • @The1Music2MyEars
      @The1Music2MyEars Год назад +1

      Honest to God, the only time I wrote a review was to write a bad experience I had which resulted in 2 awesome days following my visit. I tried to write the most humorous review just to keep it not too negative.

    • @FortressWolf97
      @FortressWolf97 Год назад

      Sometimes writing a brief review can be rewarding. You complain about the food they give you on the plane, then the next time you fly, they’re serving the most delicious waffles you’ve ever had.

  • @ms8martini
    @ms8martini 4 года назад +36

    - scans the room - 😒
    “You got nuthin goin on with your life?” 🤣🤣🤣
    LOVE his comedy 💕💕

  • @GazaFloatilla
    @GazaFloatilla 4 года назад +118

    It was handled.
    But today just throw it up in the Google

  • @PokerJunkie83
    @PokerJunkie83 Год назад +11

    The way Sebastian annunciates words is spot on fantastic and hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @youaremylifepictures4680
    @youaremylifepictures4680 4 года назад +79

    "People are livin' on the computer" - 21st century in a nutshell.

  • @jessb.6493
    @jessb.6493 4 года назад +751

    Sebastian Maniscalco is the best in the business. He’s a class act as well.

    • @Frostbitten.
      @Frostbitten. 4 года назад +11

      His over-exaggerated type of comedy just isn't for me, but the man has class.

    • @suetilberry4198
      @suetilberry4198 4 года назад +7

      Sebastian is hilarious! Can't get enough of his shows.I think I watched them all.Wish there was more shows.

    • @jessb.6493
      @jessb.6493 4 года назад +13

      Frostbite., thanks for the reply. I can understand it’s not for everybody. For me personally (perhaps because I am Sicilian, hehe), I thoroughly enjoy how he makes the comedy very relative. His sheer disgust for every day antics (like shopping at TJ Maxx/Ross 4 Less, self-checkout at grocery stores, etc.) cracks me up. He came from humble beginnings and he’s worked his way up in the industry relatively quickly. Hope you and yours are staying safe and sane during these times. Comedy has been a refreshing outlet for me. :-)

    • @jessb.6493
      @jessb.6493 4 года назад +6

      Sue Tilberry I saw him along with my brothers at the Forum in LA area last year. His shows seemingly get better and better, which I didn’t think was possible.

    • @37Raffaella
      @37Raffaella 4 года назад +2

      Jess Battaglia have you watched him and his family at home? Fantastic!!!

  • @sev6379
    @sev6379 4 года назад +120

    It was handled.

  • @kodiak138
    @kodiak138 4 года назад +95

    When you hear it from Sebastian, it really hits home hard how humanity has no chance!

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 года назад +4

      Nice alliteration

    • @kodiak138
      @kodiak138 4 года назад +3

      @@nthgth You mean "Awesome alliteration." Anyway, always answer awkward animadversions.

    • @DreErdna
      @DreErdna 4 года назад +2

      nick b speak for yourself

    • @osh3408
      @osh3408 4 года назад +1

      It’s just you soft Americans

  • @lydiaquinn2892
    @lydiaquinn2892 4 года назад +20

    Omg I can’t breathe...He’s hilarious, genius! The funniest comedian with the best delivery!

  • @rejubi-minkaokose6836
    @rejubi-minkaokose6836 4 года назад +15

    "...it was handled!" 😂😂😂

  • @MrBiggie7979
    @MrBiggie7979 4 года назад +81

    Amazing how funny a person can be with class- A little word here or there is fine, but it’s not every other word w/ a F or C, etc..... Funny dude.

  • @Reservoirpuppies
    @Reservoirpuppies 4 года назад +83

    I’m from Albania across from Italy
    And the all the shit in his family he joked about is similar to my upbringing.
    Sebastian is the most talented guy out there right now .
    Plus my sons name is Sebastian and he likes him too

    • @buk390
      @buk390 3 года назад +3

      I’m
      Albanian too!!! Love Sebastian!!! Rroft!

    • @1alsaidi319
      @1alsaidi319 3 года назад

      Since your Albanian I wanna ask you a question
      Why do they say that Albania is Europe’s Garbage??
      I don’t understand

    • @buk390
      @buk390 3 года назад +8

      1 Alsaidi that’s a dickhead way of asking a question. But I’ll answer, I guess after 40 yrs of hard lined communism where the Albanian ppl didn’t live with even the most basic freedoms... no freedom of speech, religion, expression, life, liberty or property, it would make anyone a bit of an animal. If you have no idea if their suffrage, let me educate you. The communist government controlled every bit of their lives. All property was confiscated, along with any religious paraphernalia. Kids were forced to spy on parents, siblings upon siblings, spouse upon spouse etc. If they were thought to be out of line, they would face decades of hard prison labor or worse. Food was rationed monthly where ppl would stand in lines for hours for rancid dog meat. Hospitals and healthcare were free, yet the only time one would actually choose to go to the hospital was to die. Syringes were reused, bedsheets were changed every third patients. The smell of the hospital was nothing but death and disease. So, to answer your question, two generations grew up in that misery. You are right, Albania has its issues with gangs, drugs, sex trafficking etc, no doubt. Don’t all countries to some point? Given their history, you might understand how it happened. They are evolving into a more contemporary country as time goes on. I’m not defending them, just a little insight I think the big take away from my response is don’t let your country fall to radical socialism/communism

    • @areswalker5647
      @areswalker5647 3 года назад +4

      I'm from Italy and i love Albania, we're brothers ❤️

    • @sunofpeter2
      @sunofpeter2 3 года назад

      what is your culture like? i imagine its beautiful there

  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 4 года назад +71

    Love this. People are human....we all make mistakes. Not everything is gonna be perfect, or always "up to your standards." If someone made a mistake, or something was bad, just move on with your life and skip the review. We don't need to destroy a business because "the hotdog was too cold."

    • @rosieparez
      @rosieparez 4 года назад +2

      Disagree. Constructive criticism pushes people to do better. Let's not be an enabler

    • @truthteller4442
      @truthteller4442 4 года назад +16

      OrganicallyNique I get that, but there are better ways to deliver that constructive criticism. Maybe just an old school call to the owner, and politely relay it to them so that it can be corrected. I’m sure they’ll probably even throw in something free.

    • @CuriousCat777
      @CuriousCat777 4 года назад +4

      Truth Teller great suggestion. I don’t review anymore because I don’t think it’s fair for a couple of times I’ve gone to a place.

    • @skincareceo
      @skincareceo 2 года назад +11

      @@rosieparez you give that information to the boss, not the general public.

    • @Gemmarose9012
      @Gemmarose9012 Год назад +1

      People need to step up their game. If they get bad reviews it’s on them. Enough with the “positivity only” culture. 🙄

  • @sperrotta91
    @sperrotta91 2 года назад +21

    He brings scenarios to life as if they're actually occurring in real time.

  • @gillianorley
    @gillianorley 4 года назад +90

    Just watched Martin Scorsese's, The Irishman, on Netflix and imagine my surprise when Sebastian shows up playing "Crazy" Joe Gallo. I had to double-check the credits. He was pretty good.
    Also, in one of the same same scenes with Sebastian, Jim Norton as Don Rickles.

    • @paulmichael4368
      @paulmichael4368 4 года назад +2

      The Irishman podcast is why I looked him up in the first place

    • @ms8martini
      @ms8martini 4 года назад +7

      He also played a great role as a regular Italian family man in The Green Book. KILLED IT!!!👏🏾👏🏾

    • @keepcalmmom
      @keepcalmmom 4 года назад +2

      His performance was stellar.

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 4 года назад

      I wasn’t gonna watch the movie but I saw Ray Romano in the trailer and I couldn’t believe it. I had to watch the movie to double check and see him in a dramatic role.

  • @SportZFan4L1fe
    @SportZFan4L1fe 3 года назад +5

    "Now they're in chat rooms, ...Aaauuugh-uugh!" 😆

  • @Fbrv16
    @Fbrv16 4 года назад +74

    Sebastian his hands down my funniest comedian of all time love him love his delivery you can relate with everything he says I love when he talks about his family class guy second to none if I'm having a bad day I always listen to him he always makes me cheer up and smile

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад

      Fred Radtke Yes I just discovered him and he is so hilarious! Except I can’t really say the same about this clip lol.

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад +4

      I love when he talks about being afraid to takeoff his shoes in someone else’s house haha. And the way he says words BAYBE

    • @Vicariousleighilive..
      @Vicariousleighilive.. 4 года назад +1

      Of all time !?

    • @wcm5636
      @wcm5636 4 года назад

      He’s funny but let’s not go overboard.

    • @Vicariousleighilive..
      @Vicariousleighilive.. 4 года назад

      chubbyurma i think sebas although i find fuckin hilarious gets by on his delivery and physical gestures, but man Theo comes out with some funny words and deep jokes that if your not on your game they go straight over your head!

  • @bernardoconnor1502
    @bernardoconnor1502 4 года назад +29

    How can anybody dislike this? Hits too close to home, maybe? Restaurant reviews are one thing, but one thing I've never understood is the posting of the "Look what I'm eating now " pics.

    • @michaeljordan6008
      @michaeljordan6008 4 года назад

      Bernard O'Connor - Most people are idiots.

    • @lonewolffisherman7092
      @lonewolffisherman7092 4 года назад

      The eating thing- I have seriously never understood it. Unless you had suffered from anorexia and you are just trying to reassure people you are eating, I don't get it.

    • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
      @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 4 года назад

      who likes those? I just get jealous "who TF asked"

    • @Sm-ig4rn
      @Sm-ig4rn 3 года назад

      @@lonewolffisherman7092 the point is to brag that you're eating something delicious or fancy and make others jealous.

  • @realestatebrowardcounty
    @realestatebrowardcounty 4 года назад +94

    You got some weird fetish, some weird thing yu du?
    *silence*
    Look at how weird it just got in HERE huh
    *crowd bursts out in laughter*
    Handles the crowd perfectly 😂😂

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад +1

      Real Estate Broward County Hahahaha “yu du”

    • @CuriousCat777
      @CuriousCat777 4 года назад +1

      That’s Real comedian when he’s present in the moment and jokes about it

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад +1

      247addiction True but I’m pretty it was scripted.

  • @JenMB
    @JenMB 2 года назад +2

    “It was handled.” 😂 😂 😂

  • @lesmoregibbjr.416
    @lesmoregibbjr.416 4 года назад +79

    OK, I'm watching the Irishman immediately, just to catch this guy in it! Sebastian M is dope, and all the dislikes on this clip are ONLY from people who actually like to dress up as babies!

    • @miriamhavard7621
      @miriamhavard7621 4 года назад +1

      Lesmore Gibb, Jr. 🚼👶😂

    • @palmina77italiana
      @palmina77italiana 4 года назад +1

      oh he was in that movie? lol. I haven't seen it yet. I knew that Robert DeNiro was in it :) That would have been so much fun to film I only imagine

  • @jaws2858
    @jaws2858 4 года назад +16

    Thanks for my daily crack-up. Just the way you said, “bay-bee”! Call the FBI!

  • @chauvo2626
    @chauvo2626 4 года назад +8

    _Now you give them the internet?_
    This gets me every single time

  • @DelvinARTS
    @DelvinARTS 4 года назад +12

    My favorite comedian, hands down. Can’t wait for the next special.

  • @shinigami146
    @shinigami146 4 года назад +7

    This special is my absolute favorite from Sebastian. Every bit was hilarious because he sells it so well.

  • @ekassien
    @ekassien 3 года назад +16

    He is SO funny because he's telling the truth about every one. We are laughing at ourselves. And it is hilarious! I see myself in more than one of his sketches. He tells it like it is, that's all. Not bad for a former waiter from the Four Seasons. Well done, Sebastian!

  • @TENGU127
    @TENGU127 4 года назад +180

    I always imagined, trolls are sitting at home in diapers on the internet, complaining about our comments.😂😂

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад +3

      TENGU127 It’s a two-way street I guess ha ha. But which came first? The chicken or the egg?

    • @cancergurl6998
      @cancergurl6998 4 года назад +3

      In their mom's basement. 😆

    • @mariajbrum
      @mariajbrum 4 года назад +1

      Yr comment made lol so hard, thank you!

    • @janeking4059
      @janeking4059 3 года назад +1

      Yep!

  • @jeanniefrank2002
    @jeanniefrank2002 4 года назад +2

    Your physical slapstick humor slays me!!!!LOVE IT!!!

  • @andriadebose3403
    @andriadebose3403 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious! "863 People at the Hilton dressed up as babies!!!!🤣😂🤣😂

  • @HolyToledo
    @HolyToledo 4 года назад +116

    How does this guy not have a half hour sitcom?

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 года назад +4

      He doesn't want one

    • @MM-ud1xf
      @MM-ud1xf 4 года назад +1

      Please no. That almost killed Mullaney.

    • @HolyToledo
      @HolyToledo 4 года назад +2

      Seinfeld did ok, and let me tell you something, if he got offered a show and was able to do what he wanted, for sure he would take the paper.

    • @ClassicGameMusic
      @ClassicGameMusic 4 года назад +1

      @ Holy Toledo
      Seinfeld did ok? Are you serious? Check his net worth. Who cares if people laughed or not, Jerry is super rich and show business is not necessarily the “funny” business. Seinfeld is the King of all comedy. The idea was to do comedy and Seinfeld yielded all of his dreams in dollars. You’re welcome. $einfeld is the be$t ever in comedy.

    • @HolyToledo
      @HolyToledo 4 года назад +1

      ClassicGameMusic What what? Dude go back and read my comment, when I said “OK” I guess it was to rattle the folds with no brain. I know all about Seinfeld, I’ve seen him twice, his net worth is about a billion along with Larry David. I used Seinfeld as an example to show why he would want a job like that. The fact I have to explain this is tiring and I will never explain in a comment section again, I’ll leave it to someone else to help you see the sarcasm

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet 2 года назад +3

    Just looking at him makes me laugh! He is HYSTERICAL!! I have to watch him everyday! His delivery, facial expressions are awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LandscapePhotography95
    @LandscapePhotography95 3 месяца назад

    I love Sebastian's comedy. He's a great storyteller. Clean and truthful in a funny way.

  • @southernsass2937
    @southernsass2937 4 года назад +35

    Lmao 🤣 internet definitely brings out the crazy I never knew existed 😳😁

    • @almaalma3871
      @almaalma3871 4 года назад +1

      Southern Sass Totally 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @southernsass2937
      @southernsass2937 4 года назад +1

      @Pete Pan Even more crazy lately.

    • @southernsass2937
      @southernsass2937 4 года назад

      @Pete Pan Ppl

    • @southernsass2937
      @southernsass2937 4 года назад +1

      @Pete Pan Done lost their dayum minds 😬🤦‍♀️

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад

      Southern Sass Boomers are still learning how the world works lol

  • @robertoliver166
    @robertoliver166 4 года назад +21

    “Out of my house with a Diapper”😂🤣I just spilled my coffee laughing😂👍🏻

  • @valerieneal2747
    @valerieneal2747 4 года назад +7

    Sebastian...you are awesomely HILARIOUS !!
    I've always loved ya..and thank u so much for the laughter.
    And we truly need it..especially with what we're dealing with nowdays.
    You're marvelous😂

  • @Samantha-iv6pq
    @Samantha-iv6pq 2 года назад +2

    "Call the FBI, get this shit outta the neighborhood" 😆👏

  • @iAmOker7
    @iAmOker7 3 года назад +16

    I’ve been watching him for a very long time. Every subject hits home with me. I was brought up with Sicilian grandparents and uncle. Love the story of 20 years ago when somebody rang the doorbell compared to now that one’s just too much. I lived through that kind of stuff. hilarious😂😂😂

  • @Ms._Purple_Apple
    @Ms._Purple_Apple 4 года назад +5

    Like his swagger and how he pronounces his words to best fit his comical skit.

  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 3 года назад +14

    "Whose got this time to write an 18 page essay on asparagus?? Who's doin' this????" 😂😂😂😂
    This is so true. People don't understand that if there's a problem, it's far more beneficial to just go to the owner, tell him the problem, he can correct it, and you'll probably get something free, too. It's a win-win for everyone. But some people would rather be petty bltches and go and ruin a place's reputation. Sick society.

    • @Sm-ig4rn
      @Sm-ig4rn 3 года назад

      I'm pretty sure people do that in person, and they include that in the review if the owner does that. If the owner does not care, they include that as well. It saves people time and money to know if service is slow, the food isn't worth it, etc. rather than keeping it to yourself and letting others find out through experience. Also, the owner can't fix every complaint, ex. if you complain the prices went up and the quality went down, the manager wasn't available, or they changed an item on the menu.

    • @degdude9433
      @degdude9433 3 месяца назад

      the answer is.....women...women have the time to write complaints in reviews

  • @edwardmclaughlin7935
    @edwardmclaughlin7935 3 месяца назад

    Only humour gets to make crucial observations with such precision and unchallengeable validity. This bloke is a master of the craft.

  • @georgefromjungle5211
    @georgefromjungle5211 3 года назад +11

    In that part "dressing as a baby" we all know what he really meant ))) Clever of him masking it this way or snow flakes would go mad lol!

    • @joeking5679
      @joeking5679 2 года назад

      what did he really mean?

  • @deevine9255
    @deevine9255 4 года назад +3

    "Next thing you know, there's 863 people who likes to do this sh*t."😂 I love the exact number he gives.😂 This whole skit is so hilarious! Sebastian is the best comedian around!😂

  • @ccbee232
    @ccbee232 4 года назад +2

    He truly is great! Love his delivery. Even if the joke isn't super hilarious, the way he speaks and his insane body language makes it perfect.

  • @RobinMarconeCassidyRN
    @RobinMarconeCassidyRN 4 года назад +4

    Sebastian is so connected to his audience.....love him!! The best comedian to date.

  • @fredericklockard3854
    @fredericklockard3854 3 месяца назад

    Great timing, great voice/inflection, great physical comedy - dude is hilarious.

  • @evor1
    @evor1 4 года назад +38

    finding out someone is an elite yelper is quite the turn off

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 года назад +1

      evor1 it is!!! Omg so true!

    • @Creech786
      @Creech786 4 года назад +5

      evor1 My friends wife is one of those compulsive yelpers. I just half-heartedly nod and smile as rambles about the things she writes. I just want to tell her to go make some friends.

    • @CuriousCat777
      @CuriousCat777 4 года назад

      I don’t trust yelp.

    • @LA_Native
      @LA_Native 4 года назад +1

      Creech786 yikes 😂

  • @joannp5806
    @joannp5806 4 года назад +2

    Just love this guy! Can re watch any of his skits and still laugh all over again🤣🤣🤣

  • @durshley
    @durshley 10 месяцев назад +2

    As you get older you want more of this clean comedy.. I can show this to my elders and not feel uncomfortable while watching with them👍🏽

  • @maryjoanolko5485
    @maryjoanolko5485 4 года назад +7

    He is so funny and spot on...thank you for giving us laughs especially during this pandemic

  • @thebadgerette69
    @thebadgerette69 4 года назад +9

    I love this guy he comes up with best things....

  • @andrewwietecki1693
    @andrewwietecki1693 3 года назад +3

    "Salmon sucked, let's get the fuck outta here"! Everything about this stand up is not only true, but hilarious as well.

  • @maryj7423
    @maryj7423 8 месяцев назад

    This is literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life😂😂😂😂

  • @James-qz2sd
    @James-qz2sd Месяц назад +1

    We need another stand up like this!

  • @relentless3735
    @relentless3735 2 года назад +2

    Arguably one of his best performances 💕👍🏼

  • @peterkovic2241
    @peterkovic2241 2 года назад +2

    Can't believe I've been sleeping on Sebastian Maniscalco all these years. Dude's hysterical. I can't stop watching clips from these specials, man! Epic.

  • @CyberSec_Vin
    @CyberSec_Vin 4 года назад +1

    “I’ll tell her right there, SALMON SUCKED, LETS GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE” LMAOOOO

  • @wynandnathaniel9972
    @wynandnathaniel9972 2 года назад

    This is my favorite bit of all your work, Mr. Maniscalco.

  • @lifemusic1980
    @lifemusic1980 3 года назад +3

    Non stop laughing at every single special. 🤣

  • @virgie4715
    @virgie4715 4 года назад +2

    I just found this guy today on my recommended and he is hilarious!! I love finding good comedians!

  • @Angel-um4ue
    @Angel-um4ue 4 года назад +1

    "Look at this shit....call the FBI"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bgrasty8
    @bgrasty8 4 года назад

    Love this guy! His delivery is just as funny, if not more than, what he actually says. Cracks me up all the time!

  • @JimJulian
    @JimJulian 4 года назад +47

    I just wrote an 18-page essay on asparagus and I feel called out. Just saying.

    • @SuperReallyNice
      @SuperReallyNice 4 года назад +3

      I only came up with 14 pages, I feel a little empty...

    • @JimJulian
      @JimJulian 4 года назад

      @@SuperReallyNice I believe in you. You can do this!

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 3 года назад

      😂

  • @NaturalHypertrophy
    @NaturalHypertrophy 4 года назад +28

    They call it Yelp because it's a cry for help by the users of the website for someone to run a wellness check on them

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад

      Natural Hypertrophy But no one will because the current state of mental health stigma

  • @dianehoward2788
    @dianehoward2788 2 года назад +1

    Omg I soooo LOVE Sebastian. Hes the BEST. I love the new dating one how they adore each other in beginning and by mid stream new love she hates him for brushing his teeth🤣🤣🤣

  • @loishribar7572
    @loishribar7572 4 года назад +1

    Absolutely the best. During these times he & his Mrs. give me most needed laughs!😂

  • @mixmemes4u21
    @mixmemes4u21 4 года назад +41

    Just throw it up in the google.. that’s my new catch phrase when I don’t no something...

    • @Aquanex2
      @Aquanex2 4 года назад

      LMAO I'm gonna start saying that now!

    • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
      @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 4 года назад +8

      Google how to spell “know”

    • @lauramalek3128
      @lauramalek3128 4 года назад +2

      I've got a buddy whose standard reply to the "I don't know" questions...GTS (Google That S**t!)

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 3 года назад

      @@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
      Google joy kill

  • @greyIX
    @greyIX 4 года назад +5

    now they're in chat rooms aaAUUNgHHH! 😂

  • @drea60102
    @drea60102 4 года назад +1

    Absolutely the best!!! I can, and have, watched his standup over and over, and I still laugh out loud!

  • @lmontenegro5127
    @lmontenegro5127 4 года назад

    Brilliant! Thank you for bringing so much joy and laughter.

  • @debragarner4884
    @debragarner4884 4 года назад +5

    Love you way too much! I am in stitches! Thank you.

    • @lauramalek3128
      @lauramalek3128 4 года назад

      No WAY to love this guy too much! His routines are my daily survival during the pandemic.

  • @palmina77italiana
    @palmina77italiana 4 года назад +6

    Genius lol. Love and respect to Sabastian Maniscalco and his wife.

  • @doshinall
    @doshinall 4 года назад +2

    I can see Paulie from the Sopranos...You like to dress up as a baby!!?? Next thing you know, they're in the trunk somewhere in the woods. LMAO!

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 3 года назад

      Paulie would open the trunk in the woods, and say "You sick fuck", with a disappointed scowl on his face, and whack the guy with his gun.

  • @adagio841
    @adagio841 3 года назад

    Holly F, this one killed me... My cheeks hurt... Excellent!

  • @delledaye2035
    @delledaye2035 4 года назад +34

    This guy is hilarious...

  • @rosieparez
    @rosieparez 4 года назад +13

    126 people like to dress up like babies I see. I want to see a live show. He is hilarious

  • @ilmarinen79
    @ilmarinen79 3 года назад +1

    Found him yesterday, today one of my favorite comedians! So good!

  • @angeliquehammond2996
    @angeliquehammond2996 4 года назад +1

    Love the inflection of some of his words! “Eh? & You Do?” 😂

  • @michael_caz_nyc
    @michael_caz_nyc 3 года назад +3

    He is absolutely Hilarious. He really gets annoyed by some of his observations. Thats what makes it so Real and Hysterical. You can see the aggravation in his face. Love Maniscalco.

  • @boonebrackett3721
    @boonebrackett3721 4 года назад +282

    If you don't find this guy funny there is biologically something wrong you.

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад +5

      Boone Brackett I think most of his stuff is hilarious! This bit, comes off less as comedy and more just hatred though. It’s better when he calls out things that are actually problematic or quirky things about his personality.

    • @davejiannuzzi4160
      @davejiannuzzi4160 4 года назад +2

      He’s funny as hell, must just be you Boone!

    • @boonebrackett3721
      @boonebrackett3721 4 года назад +8

      @@davejiannuzzi4160 u must've misread me

    • @wsmokr
      @wsmokr 4 года назад +6

      Actually it just means you have different tastes than others but sadly today having a different OPINION is frowned upon.

    • @boonebrackett3721
      @boonebrackett3721 4 года назад

      @@wsmokr bruh chill

  • @jnostalgic539
    @jnostalgic539 3 года назад +1

    "the salmon sucked let's get the fuck out of here" SIMPLE AS THAT ! 😂👌💯

  • @foosinaround8648
    @foosinaround8648 4 года назад +1

    When he says "baby" ...I'm over here dying ....the way he says it!!! 🤣😂🤣😂