Sebastian Maniscalco - Italian Weddings (What's Wrong With People?)
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- Опубликовано: 13 ноя 2020
- Italians Like Cash...
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This is exactly how Middle Eastern weddings are, cash and a logbook 😂
@@klam77 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mediterranean squad in action :)
@@klam77 pretty sure they would find out. Most people would say something about the 5$ even if jokingly. Then they would be like, what are you talking about?
Same in South East Asia
@@klam77 but then you'd have submitted $0 and they'll know from the guest list lol. unless you paid your own and then intentionally try to f up someone else xD
THIS IS SO TRUE.. ...AND THE GRANDMA SITS ON THE CASH BAG. THEY GUARD IT WITH THEIR LIVES.....
No one can mess with grandma the watchdog! She's seen it all before!
Nobody needs to guard it nobody their would touch that bag it’s sacred. Plus the few shady individuals at table 33 are guests they took the night off lol jkjkjk Guys just a joke for those of u that don’t know
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WOW didn’t know that. Thought only Chinese/Asians do this! awesome
lol Italians and Asians alike. Nobody wants a mismatching comforter or some pots and pans. Cash is so much better. it's actually useful.
100% agree...thats why you have wedding showers...the day of the wedding all you want to see your guest holding an envelope!!!
Yeah the real difference is why italians say they want to pay with cash and try negotiate the price😂
Never got married, but I hate when people give gift cards. It's like cash but shittier.
cash is good but I would never turn down a nice cast iron pan
@@turtlenuggetz7895 give me the cassshhhh anytime!
HE IS SO RIGHT ON!!
ITALIANS CAN BE VERY CRITICAL ABOUT THE FOOD AT A WEDDING!!!
HILARIOUS!!!!
Italians and indians seem quite similar. Im liking the italians.
Foolish
Now that Sears is out of businesses, maybe they should’ve taken the cash.
Their appliance stores are still around. I just bought a refrigerator from there.
Exactly like going to store with dad
@@timjohns5354 My last Kenmore refrigerator lasted 20 years.😄
ALWAYS take the cash
You are crazy 😝
I'm a second generation Australian with Italian immigrant grandparents and yet can vouch for the accuracy of this bit, right down to the broccoli band 😂
Broccoli rabe!
Been married 17 years and we still have our black log book. 🇮🇹 ways are the way they are worldwide.
Married 14 years my mother in law has our log book...that includes communions, christenings, 1st birthday..etc etc...lmao🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
@@mvr617 that’s awesome. Gotta love that old school mentality from the old country. 🇮🇹
My parents have one to 🤣 but were Portuguese
Somali people might be the same as well 😂😂
What part of Italy do you come from?
My Italian grandmother used to negotiate appliance prices at sears when I was a kid ….lol embarrassing but funny now..born in 1970 Grandma passed in 2018:at 93 miss her very much..amazing woman and grandmother
My father does too!
Everyone likes cash. The Italians and Chinese are just sensible enough to gift something useful rather than useless gifts like toasters that no one actually wants 🤣
FACTS!
I’m chinese and I approve this message
@The Deathless Your racism is repulsive. Obviously Chinese let their cash go, they own this whole f*cking country.
Haha russians too!!
@The Deathless Chinese people have a thing call red pockets, given at Chinese new year, they're basically filled with money.
I've watched all of his bits multiple times. They're so replayable.
Yeah, tell me about it. I've watched them so many times I might start randomly wake up in the middle of the night start reciting them. Sebastian Maniscalco is my favorite comedian since I saw him the first moment in his first Jay Leno appearance (actress Glenn Close was the other guest). I am very happy for Sebastian's massive success, not only for him, but for the proof that I have a great taste. ;)
Especially the Chipoltay one
i have watched his Full 1hour shows multiple times this shit never gets old cracks me tf up everytime.
Jesse H. As I clicked on this for the umteenth time I thought to myself “careful, this could turn into a two three hour loop”
Oh yeah, definitely.
"...wad of cash with a broccoli band around it..." Lol! 🤣😂
☺️ totally relatable!!!!
It's actually a broccoli rabe band.
Broccoli band....Had me rolling.
What is that?
@@gmar7836 Those thick rubber bands that grocery stores put around vegetables
Me too😭😭😭😭
From an italian... This Is so true!!!! Everything he said 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amen!
We Chinese do cash too. My maid of honor carried a purse just to collect the cash for me. And counting the money the next day was almost better than sex, lol.
Come on it was the best part I have some Chinese friends they know how to Get it In is how we say stuff the envolope
@@tommydrennan1765 wtf? What r u trying to say?
@@euphoricrain775 that countin the money is the best part just kiddin around
@@euphoricrain775 like. Stuff the envolope with cash
Well either way if they're getting married I'd hope they're " Gettin it in" !
What's wrong with that now??
His facial expressions are so good!! Takes me away... laughing even for a few minutes 😂😂😂
You give the “boost” to the oldest relative at the wedding, safekeeping
now many weddings have also paid security to watch over the "boosta" or in case thieves break into the weddding!
Italians bring KESHHHHH
Their isn’t a single reason the food at an Italian couples wedding should be bad
true, on the other hand, it's not difficult to find an extremely exigent italian when it comes to food quality. just saying
As it looks like you would know not bad to 🇺🇸 but not 💯 To 🇮🇹🇺🇸 Obviously Just a Joke Everybody in general needs to chill out and let Comedians do their job and tell jokes at end of the day it’s entertainment 😎🇮🇹🇺🇸💯
@@tommydrennan1765 yeah Ik i wasn’t being serious 😂
@@howyoudoin428 not bad. How you doin?
I think I have a couple of anecdotes to share that might change a little bit this view of yours😅. But perhaps it's because I'm italian🤷♀️...
I am assyrian and we do it EXACTLY the same way with wedding gifts! 😆😆😆🏆
As an Italian-Canadian, I so identified with the cash thing! 🤣
I agree. Phil. I love cash!
@@ronbonora7872 who doesn’t?! Lol
@@MiThreeSunz u r 2 cute!!
After 30 years of marriage I had no idea my wife knew who you were. I was watching a RUclips vid of you the other day laughing my ass off and she said “Oh my God is that Sebastian? I love him!” I realized at that moment my man speaks the truth! Thank you!
LOL can't get enough of Sebastian
Arent you the cutest commenter here? :)
As an Egyptian American, this is all relatable, the CAYSH at weddings, the broccoli band and asking for discounts at retail stores, the surprising thing is, sometimes youd get a discount for just asking.
I like the way he says cash
@@bilinasmini3480 How do you say it?
That's how we do it in Kenya too. Cash in an envelope 😃😆
Did you say cash & an Antelope? :)
Wherever you are--cash is King! 💵
@@davidwestcott3383 😂😂🤩😂😂
Kenyan Cash 😂😂😂
That is not a gift.
Give them beans or something useful.
Wow. I guess while we are all laughing - somebodies gotta be put down for being African. While Assyrians and Chinese are saying they recognize this in themselves.
“20-30 grand, in small bills, cash, in that little silk purse. Madonna! If this were somebody’s else’s wedding. Fortunato!”
-Paulie Gatto at Connie Corleone’s wedding.
Paulie...more wine..
Paulie oh you won’t be seeing Paulie no more
Best comedian out there
You should try listening to Ricky Gervais then
His dad wanted to negotiate a price in Sears! This is not a flea market!
I've renegotiate at many large stores. Nothing is a final price;)
@@klam77 this only works in real time. Face to face;) lol
@@klam77 yeah, but if you are making a big buy, you get a big discount.
That's how it works, I mean, look, you buy a refrigerator and a washing machine, the total would be 2370 (random number, I don't know how much)
"Yeah, let's round it, let's do 2000"
And he is gonna say no, we can't blah blah, and you gonna say "I've got cash" and at the end, you'll pay 2100 or 2200, you know, at least that's how it works here down in Italy, I don't know about America
@@dabelli3818 in America, the big stores present you "THE price". Customers close their minds to pricing. Big corporation is king.
everything is negotiable! LOL....by Sears and goes down the street and get the same appliance at a discount from somewhere else. In Canada, Sears is now non existent, bye Sears, should have taken the cash! LOL
I will cosign on this. At my wedding (paid for by my Polish father and Irish mother), my Italian uncle, after being served filet mignon along with a top shelf open bar, opened up our gift envelope and put more money in to it.
Greeks too!
Same goes to Serbia. My grandparents and parents still have list of all cash and gifts they got for their wedding 😂😂😂😂
Pretty close to Italy. Makes sense :)
I come from Italy. Hearing this I've almost died laughing. It works exactly like that.
I'm Italian and I can confirm that yes, we do indeed like cash.
Ohhh the accuracy. Even 11 years later, my dad was still asking how much the (fill in the name of the family) gave us. 😐😂 ....cause u know I kept that list. 🇮🇹❤️
It's called a booty bag!!!
Cash in a Chicago accent is funny! "CAYYSH"
Thats how we say it here :)
100% TRUE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Many years ago my born in Italy husband and I, half Italian born in America, went to a christening. He put $125 in the envelope. I couldn’t believe how much he was giving! After I got to this mini wedding disguised as a christening, I knew we hadn’t given enough!!
"Mini wedding disguised as a Christening". Greeks, Italians, Macedonians, pretty much the same. My Canadian born wife, blown away by this.
The black book is for writing "thank you's"...but mostly for what he said.
Yep...we know what it’s for. Lol
It is both to remember who was a stingy bastard and who was generous. It is like a DO UT DES: give to receive back later. Kind of a way to say I am willing to help you start a family in case I will be needing help with my family.
it is exactly for what he said. one idiot, non Italian came to a wedding with $40 for 5 people. When his kids got married he go the prorated amount of that $40 for the individuals who attended. the black book is the great equalizer or all the cheap skates
@@ronbonora7872 this is justice
Yes you are so correct. If asked it’s to help write out the thank you cards but we all know the real reason.
So many cultures log in wedding contributions for this exact reason.
Humans gonna human! lol
Algerian weddings too😂😂
I remember I went to a party and everyone came bearing bday gifts. I gave an envelope of cash and I’ll never forget someone said, you must have Italian in you, Italians give cash and everyone laughed.
I figure the person can get what they want. Why worry me about trying to find the perfect gift?
I’d rather have cash too!
At my niece’s wedding, she got the toasters and blenders, etc, crystal and china, but I gave an envelope with $500 cash. They must have thanked me ten times at the reception! Some spending money for their honeymoon. Who doesn’t like cash?
I think every culture is just different because as a Mexican, I can completely understand how cash is probably the most logical gift but the way I was raised is that it’s disrespectful and lazy on our end to do that. It means we didn’t care enough to even look for a gift. Now if you look at how you worded it “Why worry me about trying to find the perfect gift” because the way J was raised is whosever wedding you are at should be someone you actually care about so why wouldn’t you want to go out of your way to get them a gift and if it’s someone you don’t care about, what are you even doing at the wedding? It’s funny how different cultures just look at things differently. I will say this though, as a Mexican, if we don’t like someone, we just won’t go to their wedding versus going and hating the entire time but I know a lot of cultures or people who will still go even if they don’t like the person and just be miserable the entire time lol however we do that sometimes with relatives because we are obligated to be there lmao we will go to a wedding or something of another relative and all the aunts just like to gossip about this and that and hate on the food or decorations or what someone was wearing 😂
Amen baby
If people were being honest no matter what ethnicity the bride and groom would just want cash and can use the funds to buy what they want let alone pay for the wedding. In a registry u can't truly put what you want on there.
SO TRUE!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 🇮🇹
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Yep Italian weddings, I had a silk bag but no diamonds!! We call the cash “the Boost!” 😎
The boost. thats cool
@@sunofpeter2 my great aunt would have taken a bullet to protect it the whole night!! Seriously!! Sicilian Brooklyn Family!! Do I need to say more?!? 😎
Thats awesome, what is this world with out family, I like that story alot man, really do.
Mine was in rhinestones LOL
the busta! LOL
Absolutely! My Nonna and my aunt both made me my wedding bags and I still have both of them along with my wedding book, after 42 years of marriage (and yes, my mother did go through it in the future to see the amounts I was given when other relatives got married). Gotta love us Italians; family is everything!
*My mom did this with Christmas cards. Man, if you didn't send one that*
*year you were OFF the list..So much for the Joy of giving mom!*
Absolutely NOT
This man is hilarious, the body language,’the intonation the gestures....spot on natural born comedian
For Jewish weddings we traditionally give checks in an envelope; more recently, some people give certificates. We keep our “log book” like an accounting ledger. 🤪
When it’s a mixed Italian and Jewish wedding, the distinction is clear: Jews give checks, and Italians give cash. Both of us keep the log book/accounting ledger. 🤣
Everything’s negotiable with cash. Cash is power!!!!!
That's what I thought. Not with my plastic surgeon. An $8,000.00 procedure so I ask "Is there a discount for cash"? "Yes, 2%". Currently lookin' for an Italian Dr..
Yes, I married an Italian and we got lots of cash. But, everyone in the family around our age got married within a 2 year period. Weddings like crazy. We ended up spending more in airfare, bridesmaids gowns, tuxes, and cash gifts than we actually got at our own wedding. It was an exciting time though.
Prove it
His reactions and facial expressions are hilarious. Love this guy.
Say what you will, the buste system works!
The busta (envelope) system also works for graduation, confirmation, and First Holy Communion. I organized my own high school grad party, which was basically a fundraiser for college. Turned a nice profit.
hahahaahah! Thats awesome
@@klam77 Haha I wish. By profit, I meant compared to the cost of the party. I netted enough to pay for a semester.
Bustina dei nonni 😊
@@klam77 you ain’t even in the class
@@andreaz1257 sotto il piatto, messa in un tempo remoto, passato, presente, ma soprattutto ipotetico.
It's crazy to see how much we share the same things between us! You have just to read the comments and see how the Mediterranean unites us 💙
This video, was so funny, & so true. I remember, recording, what every person at the wedding gave at my wedding. This skit is hysterical....Thank you, Sebastian, for making us laugh during these trying times.
We did to!!
So true? Lol..BS
There are nineteen Australians going “why are 3.1K people disliking this video?”
I think that went under a lot of peoples' heads -
Lol! Nice dad joke
I like the cash idea, beats a toaster anyday!
A satin bag that says cash in diamonds....... 😆 so funny
What’s the price gonna be with cash? 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I know at least 10 people like that
Cubanos as well. CASH meng! CASH!
I gave a washer and dryer and $400 cash in an envelope to my sister's wedding, my brother n law said, "what bank did you rob"
My Italian father-in-law always carried a folded wad of cash, with a rubber band around it. ❤️
I'm not Italian but this is exactly why I like hanging around Italians.
I'm Italian and remember that in the 70's the bride and groom would leave around 10 to get changed into another outfit and return to the reception BUT they would take the cash box with them and count it before they did!! Crazy shit!!
Well us poor Scottish folk are lucky if we can get someone to bring a potato salad to our potluck wedding in someone's back yard.
Invite me I bring cash for ya!
And you still received a Marriage Certificate in the end! Think of all the money you saved. 😉💰
@@rishiramkissoon6976 at ours, we were talked into inviting this one girl who was a friend of my little brother, because she was 'all alone' and an escort, as she was single BUT her 'escort' was her entire Chinese family of 11 people. They didn't speak any English except for that one girl, Mary. Neither the hall nor our budget was planning for all this last minute craziness and staff had to move things around and make up another table/meals etc. JUST before we started dinner! They sure ate and drank alot and left. 😂 😂 Was the only thing that made our entire family angry as they are all 'proper' in social etiquette. We had received a '2 persons attending' reply card from her! And..... the kicker is... we received a total of $20 in a plain envelope with her name 'Mary' on it as a gift, not even a wedding card and not one of the others gave a dollar. 😅😳
lol
An Andy Boy rubber band wrapped around the wad. That’s how my father rolled. 100% Italian
His hand gestures are the best!
This is so true
In Filipino tradition tho we do it differently during the wedding we stick the cash to the couple's clothes.
Man your the best ❤❤😂😂😂
My old man was same way.
" whats the cash deal!?"
I still do! LOL....the old folks were smarter then the young generation who live pay cheque to pay cheque!
This isnt even a joke. Its cold hard truth. Us Chinese do weddings the exactly the same btw.
This is the way it's done, old school. Tradition...Chinese , Italian, Polish....OK not Polish but you get the idea 😏😉👊
Wait, so wtf is the norm for countries that don't give cash?
@Yo Mama ...just the ones that got married 👉
Yo Mama: *_YOUR MOMMA!!_*
@@sammipanini gifts like shit for ur house or a new car
I bet you Salvatore (Sebastian’s dad) only takes cash as a payment method when he cuts hair 😂😂😂 I GOTTA WORKKKKK!!!
Yeah no time to fight with banks & credit card companies. Cash only .
yeah just like my Italian barber does too!
the crowd should've been laughing wayyy harder
Blacks Greeks polish Spanish “ WE ALL LOVE THE CASH BRO!
Chinese weddings have the exact same things!! Cash, envelop, and logbook 😂
This guy is hilarious, he has 3 specials on Netflix.
Interestingly, I've negotiated the price of an oven at Sears. Got a great deal.
Are you his dad?
XD
Yeah. Fresh oven, extended warranty on house, senior discount. 🇺🇸
how much did you get off the tag price?
@@klam77
Sears went out of business because it was run by idiots who couldn't keep up with the times. They turned craftsmen tools into Chinese crap... they still don't know what Amazon is...a business model of ripping off old people is doomed to fail.
I say if you don't ask, you don't get. Answer could be no ORRRR it could be yes! 😊
...'a satin bag that says cash in diamonds'.. 😆😂
Cash with a Post-It note is my kinda gift.
Exactly like in my country,Romania.When we go to a wedding we give an envelope with cash because we don't want to impose our taste in shopping to the bride and the groom.Registering is the stupidest thing ever.
Sebastian “cheap bastard” Maniscalco
This is so true! LMAO
Nailed it paisan
Thanks for making my Italian mom laugh we have been listening to your skits🤣😆laughter is the best medicine 🙌
That's how arabs also do it. During my honeymoon my mom calls me asking how much some ppl gave me and I told her i dont know mom she freaked out lol she was like WHAT IF THEY GAVE YOU LESS THAN WHAT WE GAVE THEIR KIDS 🤦♀️ so embarrassing lol I always say, you give from your heart not a freaking competition
“Cheap bastard, ten dollars” 😂
0:23 Lmaooo the way he says “CAAAAASH”😂🤣 I’m from Milwaukee, and that’s SUCH a great example of the Chicago accent. (Sebastian’s from Chicago.)
I mean to a foreigner we’d sound about the same but still..
Indians do that too we put it in an envelope lol.
Polish too, the married couple expect it lol
😅😅😅😅
Hungarians as well
I love italian humor. I'm italian. If we can't laugh at ourselves... we not human.
Dude I literally just did the “I’m gonna pay cash,” thing to a contractor recently and it worked and saved me about 50 bucks lol.
Thats on tax ivasion
wait until be botches the job or does it half assed without paperwork, you'll have no paper trail to sue
@@itsfissy He didn't say he didn't get a receipt...it was cash, not a credit card.
Tutto vero😂😂😂.
I confirm everything.
Sono pugliese e una delle tante parole che usiamo in inglese è "Cash"... Sempre "cash" e vai sul sicuro...
grande Seb Maniscalco 🖤
My Italian grandma always kept track of the amount of cash and who it was from 😂
😂😂😂😂😂Sebastian gets me laughing EVERY TIME!
Sebastian is probably one of the funniest comedian ever! 🤣🤣🤣
Remember when we could make fun of each other and laugh like crazy at each others cultures, it was just harmless fun and it brought people closer cause it brought down the barriers that keep us apart. I love Italians, just like the rest of us, only different!
Indians do the same except parents counting cash at the end of the day and keeping books..😃
Why do you think $100 bills are called ‘Italian singles’? 🤣🤣🤣
Retitle to "Italian-Americans Like Cash."
Never heard of such a thing back in the old country.
My B-I-L, (full Sicilian) says: We love our children, we would do anything for our children. But as much as we love our children, we love money more.
My auto mechanic always gives me a separate price if I pay cash. Not sure if he is part Italian.
Italian or not, he's deducting the tax he'd have to pay if he declared the income, which he'd have to do, if it were a check or credit card.
15 years since my wedding, I still have that black book!!!
I'm watching again and again!🤣