Don't open someone's fridge. Don't go in their master bedroom. Stay out of their medicine cabinet. Common sense rules instilled by parents who had it drilled into them. Where it all went wrong I have no idea. I don't even open the fridge when I visit my own daughter's house!
@@chase6790 Seriously? I could laugh at anything and this guy really just isn't funny at all. The way he talks in a "sexual" way is more annoying too. Trying so hard to be funny I see.
@Erez Cohen Tried giving him a chance and I've watched other videos from his YT to see if I can laugh. None of them worked. Hopefully the Netflix doesn't disappoint.
I’m African as well and I starved myself until I was offered food😅 I swear....lemme ask for food, my mom will stare me down till we get into the car to drive home. The next thing you know: 👊🏾
I feel the same way. Whether you're African, Italian, Greek, Jewish, Polish, etc. Family is family and with good role models there are rules and etiquette... Most of us have more in common than we realize...
Lol That was sooo me as a kid! The other kids would be pulling out all the snacks at friends house, I'd sit there praying their mom asked if I wanted something. Even then I'd take only 1 and the smallest at that, then always help clean up after we ate while all the other ran off to the livingroom to play . Lol we were the most behaved, polite kids in the world at other people's homes (or at restaurants). We are now raising our kids the same. I see some of these other kids now and am like what the hell?! 😯😂
@Rebel Tremaynne TOTALLY ! The first time I watched this I could HEAR my Mother saying: "Uncouth" !! He is Spot On. First of all..nobody gave you a "tour" of their house...you went in, you sat in the Living Room, or if they were really well off they might have a family room beside the kitchen. There was none of this : " Let me show you all my Stuff" tour. And the Fridge??...WTH? You DO NOT go into somebody else's fridge unless they ask you to get them something. Sheesh !
@@Canuckmom128 Hi it is 6.04am in Australia..several hours ago I completed an 18 hour shift as a cardiac surgeon and Sebastion has saved my sanity. We are in Melbourne and still.on lockdown. I was doing okay until our goverment told me to stay indoors. May my words comfort you across the seas. Stay well and laugh and dance around everyday.
@@nartarlyiatremaynne1239 I have found that the lockdown serves as a perfect litmus test to identify which side of the global war people are on -- Liberty or Tyranny. We need you Aussies to take your country back. Global communism = nowhere to run. "Can't you hear the thunder? You'd better run, you'd better take cover." WWG1WGA
I'm the Same I Sit down on Couch, watch whateva their watching don't make Big deal about it & I Don't Wander all over house like lost puppy if they mention "Hey you Hungry want anything?", I just act Humble & Say "Sure or thank you" & Wait for them to make the move rather than act rash(Like some would), which isn't part of my Personality.
This is the way I grew up! You never go into anyone’s draws or refrigerators! You also never put your feet up on the anyone’s coffee table! I grew up in a very Italian household like SM his jokes are so relatable! Too funny! 🤣🇮🇹🙏🏻❤️😁
I grew up in the south(U.S.) myself and my family was taught those manners. It's still so weird to me when my friends tell me to just go in their kitchen and check the fridge etc.
Totally! Esp growing up Italian. His bit about back in the day when our mom's would by an entenmann's cake just "in case" company came over? Cut to 2day doorbell rings. Who the fuck is that? Combat crawling on the floor. I 😂 everytime I hear it. It's me and my sister to a tee.
I'm black and my grandparents raised me to never do anything remotely close to that😂...I'm in my 40s with childhood friends who get mad at me for asking if I can get something out the fridge! We could buy beer and alcohol, I'll still ask them if I can make a drink😂
my italian/irish friend would open the fridge and basically make a 2 min inventory of what's what, and then close it without taking/needing anything.. just thought i should mention that :}
@@tamiekaaugusta4058 I really miss Dominick's. I didn't know they weren't a national brand until I went to California and asked my not-yet-wife where the nearest Jewel or Dominick's was. She'd never heard of them. I'd gotten to the point of verbing both names to mean "supermarket/grocery store." Still do, sometimes.
when I was a kid my friends would come over to eat daily . its because they already ate all the good stuff at their home so would eat ours. its like having two families/refrigerators.
You should totally buy a big chain and wrap the fridge almost like a gag/serious joke. Put a big lock on it and watch a kid walk up to the fridge, then walk away. 🤣
The Refrigerator is a No Go, If I offer someone something more than welcome to share with me, But I Don't want to wake up & 1-3am in Morning to something sounds like Racoon Raiding my fridge.
I love this so much because I relate to it so much. I came home from school one day and I walk in my kitchen and see my cousin and her two friends drinking me and my sisters special drinks for lunch. 12 year old us were crushed. CRUSHED. I just couldn’t believe they opened our refrigerator and took our drink and started drinking it like nothing happened, it was so casual for my cousins friends. The audacity
Totally relate -- if I can go away and hide while people are over, I do. If I go to someone's house (compelled by wife to go to a party) and there's a dog, I will spend the whole time in some other room with the dog, hanging out with him. LOVE animals. People, not so much.
Don't get me wrong, I grew up in a wonderful Italian family BUT.... I always ASKED my NANA first if I could get something from her fridge. It's just how we were raised ❤️
I grew up in Palatine, Il. But have been gone for many years. When he said “Jewell” I was overwhelmed with memories of shopping there with my mom! Such a great guy, am laughing my ass off😹
My exes mom always said you can always, get anything you want, in the fridge and pantry. And I always asked and she always said you never have to ask. But I do its the way I was raised. You always ask before anything
This is a new favorite! Thanks Sebastian! Fun being able to relate to both your wife, and you. 😄 I also never have a delivery person in. Seems like inviting trouble. Tip: generously. Smile: warmly. Thank: sincerely. Yet, in the absence of the kind of company (aka:witnesses) that can by their presence alone so clearly and convincingly convey to anyone with even an inkling of doing something they shouldn't that it would be a very, very, bad idea, no way does that delivery person cross the threshold! Oh, and in the home of a very close friend with an open door/open fridge policy like that of your wife, I have been that bestie with fridge and overnight privileges. Otherwise, raised in a strict and structured military household like the one I grew up in (where my siblings and I didn't get a glass of water from the tap without permission), I don't go anywhere in someone's home without asking!
I’m Sicilian and married into a Polish family. I get the a fridge bit. Yes, there are areas of ones home that is off limits. That’s just how I was raised.
This guy is hilarious af! I feel you....don't come to my place and go in my refrigerator. That is a no no. I just got my gut wrenching belly laugh for today. Thank you @Sebastian !!
@Marshall Carwood I think you're right. He probably does change it depending on what city he's performing in. I work for a moving company and everytime we're in Arlington Heights, his home town, I can't help but to think of Sebastian.
Raised southern right here. No one was allowed in the master bedroom but my parents. Our refrigerator on the other hand was open to anybody who needed something to eat or something to drink. We were one of the few houses on our road and we had a huge semi circle driveway that connected our house to our Daycare center. People would stop to ask for directions we would point the where they needed to go. Sweet teat, lemonade and some sort of baked goodies were always available. We might not have had everything we wanted but I had everything I needed. If you come to my home feel free to rummage through the refrigerator or the pantry no one should go hungry.
This is the first bit of his that I related to every single word, start to finish, since I'm not Italian. I even was a delivery guy (and actually hated being invited into people's houses while they got the money -- too intimate for the situation).
*One exception to the fridge rule is if you have the booze you brought in there. But ONLY for getting that. Nothing else. Don’t even look at the other food while you’re in there. Quick open, grab, close.
Yeah, that sounds right. I feel like half the world knows these rules, and apparently there's some lowlife freaks out there who paw through your fridge and take whatever they want.
Sebastian. I love your comedy cuz I feel like you’re one of my family. As a Calabrian Italian I relate very well to you. There was always screaming in my family and I got used to it. That’s how I survived a military career.
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Don't open someone's fridge. Don't go in their master bedroom. Stay out of their medicine cabinet. Common sense rules instilled by parents who had it drilled into them. Where it all went wrong I have no idea. I don't even open the fridge when I visit my own daughter's house!
Yes! 👏👏
Agree with the master bedroom but not the refridgerator. I always like to see if they have some coke.
Pack the medicine cabinet with ping pong balls. Great booby trap! Explain that one!!
It's Your Daughter... please...
Totally agree. So many nosey bastards.
It's his facial expressions and delivery that makes him a hit.
His delivery is SPOT ON.
He’s good but it’s like Dane Cook 2. I wish he’d take on his own style like that.
Your right. . . definitely not the jokes.
Not really.
great comedic story teller and facial expressions
“She’s eatin my Cherries.”😂😂😂 I felt that one.
LoL😝
"how does SHE know I'M not making a cherry pie with that?" I cried.
😂 I’m like a cat I gotta go hide! 😆
I wish I had shit sense of humor so I could laugh too. 😢
@@Wrench-007 On the contrary, you do, hence why you don't find it funny.
@@chase6790 Seriously? I could laugh at anything and this guy really just isn't funny at all. The way he talks in a "sexual" way is more annoying too. Trying so hard to be funny I see.
@Erez Cohen Tried giving him a chance and I've watched other videos from his YT to see if I can laugh. None of them worked. Hopefully the Netflix doesn't disappoint.
I’m African and you’re Italian but sometimes I think we grew up in the same house ... with the same house rules 😂😂😂😂
Have you ever tried food?
Xyyxyx B bck hahAhAHa soo funny. Best joke ever, I’m laughing so hard rn. 🤥
Lol
I’m African as well and I starved myself until I was offered food😅 I swear....lemme ask for food, my mom will stare me down till we get into the car to drive home. The next thing you know: 👊🏾
I feel the same way. Whether you're African, Italian, Greek, Jewish, Polish, etc. Family is family and with good role models there are rules and etiquette... Most of us have more in common than we realize...
At a friend's house:
"Go ahead and grab something from the fridge if you're hungry"
Me: *starts sweating
Lol That was sooo me as a kid! The other kids would be pulling out all the snacks at friends house, I'd sit there praying their mom asked if I wanted something. Even then I'd take only 1 and the smallest at that, then always help clean up after we ate while all the other ran off to the livingroom to play . Lol we were the most behaved, polite kids in the world at other people's homes (or at restaurants). We are now raising our kids the same. I see some of these other kids now and am like what the hell?! 😯😂
It's a sacred thing, really!!
ive heard that said to me so many times and not once have i dared. and wouldnt want anyone in my fridge as well.
Been with my wife for years and I still feel uncomfortable going through my mother in law's fridge lmao. Even after living with her for 4 years lol
Yep, even when they offer I still get really nervous
"I'm like a cat.....I love to hide" 🤘🏾
OMG I would never open anyones refridgerator. My Mother would come back from the dead and strike me across the back of my head.
Yep, no way! And my kids know not to do it, and they're grown.🤣
@Rebel Tremaynne TOTALLY ! The first time I watched this I could HEAR my Mother saying: "Uncouth" !! He is Spot On. First of all..nobody gave you a "tour" of their house...you went in, you sat in the Living Room, or if they were really well off they might have a family room beside the kitchen. There was none of this : " Let me show you all my Stuff" tour. And the Fridge??...WTH? You DO NOT go into somebody else's fridge unless they ask you to get them something. Sheesh !
@@Canuckmom128
Hi it is 6.04am in Australia..several hours ago I completed an 18 hour shift as a cardiac surgeon and Sebastion has saved my sanity. We are in Melbourne and still.on lockdown. I was doing okay until our goverment told me to stay indoors. May my words comfort you across the seas. Stay well and laugh and dance around everyday.
@@nartarlyiatremaynne1239
I have found that the lockdown serves as a perfect litmus test to identify which side of the global war people are on -- Liberty or Tyranny. We need you Aussies to take your country back. Global communism = nowhere to run. "Can't you hear the thunder? You'd better run, you'd better take cover." WWG1WGA
Right! 👍
I didn’t grow up with delivery people. I was the delivery person! 😂😂😂🤦🏻♀️ Love that line 😂
He was also about to get into the bit where his dad would send him for the pizza when he was younger but it cuts off ;p
🤣👍
@@alexzais1935 He did not get to deliver the full story then.
When I go to other ppls homes, they tell me to have a seat & I don’t move from that spot until leaving 😂. No refrigerator raiding!
Me 2....
I'm the Same I Sit down on Couch, watch whateva their watching don't make Big deal about it & I Don't Wander all over house like lost puppy if they mention "Hey you Hungry want anything?", I just act Humble & Say "Sure or thank you" & Wait for them to make the move rather than act rash(Like some would), which isn't part of my Personality.
I ask for something to drink if they haven’t offered it yet
Quarantine vibes !!! Who else on a marathon with Sebastian
Heavyduty _goDzz me too!!!!
Constantly - I’m hooked. Sebastian is COVID therapy. And I’m nothing like this guy-But there’s something universal about his humor.
I actually found a clip yesterday that I had NEVER seen! I was in heaven! 😄
Yup
I CAN'T STOP! He brings up alot that I can relate to.
Sebastian clips have endless replay value.
This is the way I grew up! You never go into anyone’s draws or refrigerators! You also never put your feet up on the anyone’s coffee table! I grew up in a very Italian household like SM his jokes are so relatable! Too funny! 🤣🇮🇹🙏🏻❤️😁
In Greece its the same.You don’t open other people’s fridges and don’t ask for anything unless it’s offered.
This is called manners. Good education. I was born in Brasil my husband in Belgium and our parents passed us the same savoir vivre
It’s what good people know. 🤣
I grew up in the south(U.S.) myself and my family was taught those manners. It's still so weird to me when my friends tell me to just go in their kitchen and check the fridge etc.
Me too. All my neighborhood friends would open my fridge and hear it from my parents after
Im so glad to know that I'm not the only one who's this neurotic. 😂🤣🤣👍
Who's your fav comedian, fav bit?
Lol Me too!!
@@masongregory278 Yes,your right
The funniest things about your jokes is that they are exactly the way we live/lived!
Keep it up man. You are the best!
Such a cute dog!🤗
Totally! Esp growing up Italian. His bit about back in the day when our mom's would by an entenmann's cake just "in case" company came over? Cut to 2day doorbell rings. Who the fuck is that? Combat crawling on the floor. I 😂 everytime I hear it. It's me and my sister to a tee.
No Italian opens anyone else's refrigerator! 😂 blasphemous lol
We were actually told as kids to never open anyone’s refrigerator. My mother would have smacked us silly.
@@chrissyrocco796 Absolutely! My grandmother taught me as a kid that you never go in someone else's's refrigerator (unless they say you can). 😂
I'm black and my grandparents raised me to never do anything remotely close to that😂...I'm in my 40s with childhood friends who get mad at me for asking if I can get something out the fridge! We could buy beer and alcohol, I'll still ask them if I can make a drink😂
my italian/irish friend would open the fridge and basically make a 2 min inventory of what's what, and then close it without taking/needing anything.. just thought i should mention that :}
@@duroxkilo my croatian friend would come over and do the same shit...open the fridge and freezer and just look..never took anything lol
The way the leg slides out when he mimes putting the cherries in the fridge gets me.
Now I want cherries.
"Goes shoppin', like it's Jewel" true Chicagoan!
Took me too many years to realize that Jewel and Prairie Farm Milk were not national things.
Good ol Jewel
Hell yeah jewel! Or as my Polish mom calls it “the Jewels”
Yes! Jewel & Dominick's! 👌
@@tamiekaaugusta4058 I really miss Dominick's. I didn't know they weren't a national brand until I went to California and asked my not-yet-wife where the nearest Jewel or Dominick's was. She'd never heard of them. I'd gotten to the point of verbing both names to mean "supermarket/grocery store." Still do, sometimes.
When my best friend comes over I don't mind him opening my refrigerator door because he usually is putting in a case of beer.
This is the only acceptable reason to open someone's fridge.
That’s me I’m that type of friend.
“Commin over bro?”
“Yea I’m gettin Heineken”
That's not a buddy, he's just family you didn't know you had.
@@larry5911 Exactly,I totally agree.. Only when stocking with some good food & of course cocktails to wash it down with. A Ok by me!!
The little ok/seizure he has after being shown the master bedroom kills me every time 😂
the way he says: "she likes people" is like how disappointed a mother when we did something bad 😂😂😂
No matter how many times I watch this bit, I crack up everytime lmao
I have a teenage son. There is a steady stream of his friends getting into, and leaving fingerprints, all over my refrigerator. Grrr...
when I was a kid my friends would come over to eat daily . its because they already ate all the good stuff at their home so would eat ours. its like having two families/refrigerators.
You should totally buy a big chain and wrap the fridge almost like a gag/serious joke. Put a big lock on it and watch a kid walk up to the fridge, then walk away. 🤣
That's infuriating, you should buy one of those refrigerators with a lock
@@radhiadeedou8286 Lol!
@@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure Maybe I will turn the fron to the wall.🤪
Omg 😂😂😂😂 i agree with him!!! What if I was making a pie??!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Cameo of his wife at 0:20 lol she’s so cute
I'm the female version of Sebastian. I'm so much like him in so many ways 🤣
His punchlines movements and delivery makes him in of lane of his own this guy nails it
Watching these videos makes me happier than shit
Shit happy? 😂🤪
His expressions, his accent all add to the comedy! 😂🤣🤣🤣
Lol doesn't matter how many times I've seen this, it always cracks me up the pose he makes, when taking about putting the cherry bowl in the fridge. 🤣
Sabastian is one of the best comedy story teller!!! His physical comedy goes amazing with his act!!!!
Ppl who disliked this video open other ppl’s refrigerator.
Love him; hysterically funny!!
Lmao 🤣 I'm from the South, but my friends don't go in my fridge.
I already gave them what I knew they wanted 😂
....Right...what they 'wanted,' (wink).
The Refrigerator is a No Go, If I offer someone something more than welcome to share with me, But I Don't want to wake up & 1-3am in Morning to something sounds like Racoon Raiding my fridge.
0:18 The look of love is written all across Lana's face! It's amazing how this look is both universal, and unique! :)
I love this so much because I relate to it so much. I came home from school one day and I walk in my kitchen and see my cousin and her two friends drinking me and my sisters special drinks for lunch. 12 year old us were crushed. CRUSHED. I just couldn’t believe they opened our refrigerator and took our drink and started drinking it like nothing happened, it was so casual for my cousins friends. The audacity
I can watch his comedic ‘delivery’ over n over again!
The fridge and the bedroom , off limits…. Lol so true.
So funny and true! Stay away from the fridge
Totally relate -- if I can go away and hide while people are over, I do. If I go to someone's house (compelled by wife to go to a party) and there's a dog, I will spend the whole time in some other room with the dog, hanging out with him. LOVE animals. People, not so much.
Nah. You are a social bug.
Animals I'm fond of moreso than ppl, Ppl Always Push Wrong Buttons then I just act like did nothing.
Lmao!! " this where you f**k?! "
I love that part! I think of stuff like that it's crazy.
Great comedian 👍
The fridge thing and the master bedroom thing is so on point with me...
His mannerisms are 80% of the comedy. Ah-mazing. Never fails to lift my mood up, even with all this bullshit that's happening lately.
Sebastian IS a total CAT! Perfect analogy. 😊
Exactly like who goes into the master bedroom and opens the fridge without permission
This is so TRUE!! He is hilarious!! The facial expressions, mannerisms are brilliant!! His wife is so lucky!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im.pure 100% italian.....everything his says is soooooo TRUE.....
OH so very hilarious. You make me laugh so hard and I don't laugh easily...you are my new favorite. YOU'RE IT🤣
This guy's fit as hell. Not sweating at all.
He moves like a dancer!
This guy is absolutely fantastic.
Don't get me wrong, I grew up in a wonderful Italian family BUT.... I always ASKED my NANA first if I could get something from her fridge. It's just how we were raised ❤️
Thank you Sebastian, you’re a bloody genius, thanks for the laughs and thanks for the smiles
I grew up in Palatine, Il. But have been gone for many years. When he said “Jewell” I was overwhelmed with memories of shopping there with my mom! Such a great guy, am laughing my ass off😹
so happy I found you...solid gold shit
His mannerisms kill me!
This guy is really good, how am I not know him till far
In my house is what's mine is yours😂 my mom encourages people "if you're hungry just go into the refrigerator and get some food"
My mom is like that too but my dad doesn’t like to share his food 🍲 or snacks so he hinds his snacks up in his man cave
The bit about the friends. 😂😂😂
Every married man finds this out. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i understand
Your face and hands and voice changes make your delivery just perfect!
Imagine how his blood pressure spiked the first time one of her friends opened the fridge.
Nobody touch my
Refrigerator💚🇮🇹🇮🇹♥️🙏🙏
This is gold. So true, people are just rude these days.
Ok boomer
@@KiiBon Please, has nothing to do with Boomer. It's simply called having respect for other people's things & manner's!!
@@jcbulldog533 Ok Boomer
@@KiiBon Seriously you know 100% I was born in a certain time frame?? WOW your clairvoyant Please
@@jcbulldog533 Ok boomer
If I came home and the pizza delivery guy is in the house... hmm... something's going on!
Just Awesome Brilliant Delivery With Physical Schtick
Can’t stop watching 🤣🤣
This is by far the best of sebastien ánd cabaret one could think of. It should be called social cabaret and we need it in primary school 25 years ago.
Lol in 10 to 15 years your kids are watching this!!! Haha! I love your style! From OC with love ❤️
My exes mom always said you can always, get anything you want, in the fridge and pantry. And I always asked and she always said you never have to ask. But I do its the way I was raised. You always ask before anything
SHES EATIN THE CHERRIES lmao love it
This is hilarious 😆
Sebastian, you’re the Gene Kelly of comedy. Your moves are perfect lolol 1:53 🕺🏻
This is a new favorite! Thanks Sebastian! Fun being able to relate to both your wife, and you. 😄 I also never have a delivery person in. Seems like inviting trouble. Tip: generously. Smile: warmly. Thank: sincerely. Yet, in the absence of the kind of company (aka:witnesses) that can by their presence alone so clearly and convincingly convey to anyone with even an inkling of doing something they shouldn't that it would be a very, very, bad idea, no way does that delivery person cross the threshold! Oh, and in the home of a very close friend with an open door/open fridge policy like that of your wife, I have been that bestie with fridge and overnight privileges. Otherwise, raised in a strict and structured military household like the one I grew up in (where my siblings and I didn't get a glass of water from the tap without permission), I don't go anywhere in someone's home without asking!
Love watching this
My Polish in-laws don't get why I don't like digging into their fridge. I'm programmed not to haha
I’m Sicilian and married into a Polish family. I get the a fridge bit. Yes, there are areas of ones home that is off limits. That’s just how I was raised.
@@laylow8648 We were raised the same way,it's just disrespectful & very rude!! Who does that?! I'm Spanish/Mexican
This guy is hilarious af! I feel you....don't come to my place and go in my refrigerator. That is a no no. I just got my gut wrenching belly laugh for today. Thank you @Sebastian !!
I'm from a suburb of Chicago. I love how he says "Jewel".
@Marshall Carwood I think you're right. He probably does change it depending on what city he's performing in. I work for a moving company and everytime we're in Arlington Heights, his home town, I can't help but to think of Sebastian.
He from Arlington Heights, Chicago
Just brilliant 🤣
God dam it man I love ya! Can’t stop watching your videos. I already know the jokes still make me laugh!!
Raised southern right here. No one was allowed in the master bedroom but my parents. Our refrigerator on the other hand was open to anybody who needed something to eat or something to drink. We were one of the few houses on our road and we had a huge semi circle driveway that connected our house to our Daycare center. People would stop to ask for directions we would point the where they needed to go. Sweet teat, lemonade and some sort of baked goodies were always available. We might not have had everything we wanted but I had everything I needed. If you come to my home feel free to rummage through the refrigerator or the pantry no one should go hungry.
Yeah. Shopping in the fridge like it's Jewel.
" Then I found out the delivery guy was her lover " I cried 😂
1:23 I use that every chance I get. 😂
"Is this where you fuck?" then they go down to see the baby's room! LOL!!!
Exactly. I was also raised to not open anyone else's refrigerator. 😅😅
He’s my favourite stand up… just found him o Netflix Australia he’s hilarious
Absolutely! No master bedroom and no opening the refrigerator.
Sebastian and Schitt$ Creek are my favorite go to laugh-a-thons! 😂🤣😂
So Relatable!
This is the first bit of his that I related to every single word, start to finish, since I'm not Italian. I even was a delivery guy (and actually hated being invited into people's houses while they got the money -- too intimate for the situation).
hxhdfj ifzir st c So Hilarious !
He is awesome!!! 🤣🤣🤗🤗🤣🤣
Im like a cat LOL 😹😹😂
I ask my sister to go into her fridge when I'm at her house. Just respect I guess. 🤷
*One exception to the fridge rule is if you have the booze you brought in there. But ONLY for getting that. Nothing else. Don’t even look at the other food while you’re in there. Quick open, grab, close.
Yeah, that sounds right. I feel like half the world knows these rules, and apparently there's some lowlife freaks out there who paw through your fridge and take whatever they want.
Yes, "a beer" is completely acceptable when told to do so.
He really is pretty fucking awesome isn’t he?
The "You just skip it and you move on...to the baby's room" made me laugh
Guy is hilarious!
I grew up with that refrigerator and master bedroom thing too. Lol!
I relate to him so fucking much sometimes its like his material is my life. Love this guy
I love his wife too. What a great couple.
Sebastian. I love your comedy cuz I feel like you’re one of my family. As a Calabrian Italian I relate very well to you. There was always screaming in my family and I got used to it. That’s how I survived a military career.
LOL I know that's right!