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  • Опубликовано: 17 мар 2020
  • I've been practicing social distancing my whole life....
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  • @jediknightjairinaiki560
    @jediknightjairinaiki560 4 года назад +1566

    "You're 42 years old. Why are you high fiving?"
    One of my favorite lines.

    • @patrickmorgan4006
      @patrickmorgan4006 4 года назад +36

      Followed by "You didn't score a touchdown." Icing on the cake!

    • @a.m.7438
      @a.m.7438 4 года назад +21

      I don't give a shit, I'll high five a squirrel at 50 if I get the chance 👍

    • @tctoguy
      @tctoguy 4 года назад +7

      me too!! You're freaking 42!!!!

    • @l.b.5892
      @l.b.5892 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 года назад +3

      @@patrickmorgan4006 - IKR? Fuckin' genius.

  • @carlvictory654
    @carlvictory654 4 года назад +553

    "Now my biggest problem, I can't mind my own business" 😂😂💀💀

    • @rachelrobles7796
      @rachelrobles7796 4 года назад +15

      That is so me...if my kids were reading this post they would be going "yep"...

    • @jcbulldog533
      @jcbulldog533 4 года назад +8

      Yeah,That would definitely be me too!! With my Shades on so they can't tell I'm watching, Fun to people watch especially @ A Vegas Pool Lol

    • @Snowowl64
      @Snowowl64 4 года назад +1

      Yep....
      Me Too!!!

    • @John-qt8km
      @John-qt8km 4 года назад +2

      @@rachelrobles7796 rigid with it

    • @lmendes0712
      @lmendes0712 4 года назад +2

      This is me too!! 😂😂

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 4 года назад +986

    Once I rubbed my heel with a bad shoe, so I placed a band-aid and went to the pool. I completely forgot about it and went for a swim. Few minutes later I noticed it floating close to me. Since I am not an asshole I quickly fished it out and placed into the pocket of my swimming trunks. About hour later I went to the showers and noticed that my own band-aid is still on my heel...

  • @KurtI2525
    @KurtI2525 2 года назад +34

    Seb’s not telling jokes. He’s telling stories, telling truths. But delivering them with a totally unique, totally hilarious exaggerated style of how Italians talk. I grew up with guys like him.

  • @elizrebezilmadommdo1662
    @elizrebezilmadommdo1662 4 года назад +2866

    He's been social distancing since before the Coronavirus. He's a professional.

    • @DeathTrapProductions
      @DeathTrapProductions 4 года назад +13

      Since Jeffery Epstein for sure. He was on his flight manifests too.

    • @nfgatorgal
      @nfgatorgal 4 года назад +5

      Saaaaame

    • @izzywizzy685
      @izzywizzy685 4 года назад +4

      I’ve got it down too. For entertainment now, I cough in a store and watch the people socially distance themselves...it’s the best. 😌

    • @aznbreakerboi51o
      @aznbreakerboi51o 4 года назад +3

      Erebma Dammahom so was I but you don’t see me calling myself a professional.

    • @elizrebezilmadommdo1662
      @elizrebezilmadommdo1662 4 года назад +1

      @@aznbreakerboi51o you're a professional to me :)

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 4 года назад +510

    AND NOW WE REALIZE HOW EARLY ON U WERE TRYING TO SAVE US FROM CORONAVIRUS WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING
    u are a genius prophet Sebastian

    • @HaydenCornelius
      @HaydenCornelius 4 года назад +3

      I see this as extremely lazy. Instead of actually creating and recording new material on current events like most other comedians (ex: Andrew Schultz) he just renames old bits that happen to be slightly relevant from a few years ago and re-releases them. He’s just trying to quickly cash in without putting in the work 👎🏼

  • @twalker3867
    @twalker3867 4 года назад +318

    "One box of band-aids should last you your whole life! This is a one time purchase!" I'm so dead, lol!

    • @crg5460
      @crg5460 3 года назад +2

      I agree 😂

    • @praisetunny562
      @praisetunny562 3 года назад

      Lol, u r so.

    • @praisetunny562
      @praisetunny562 3 года назад +3

      I mean u r so right. I laugh alot watching him

    • @Mak2Grim
      @Mak2Grim 3 года назад

      @@praisetunny562 ok

    • @ckmp
      @ckmp 2 года назад

      So true

  • @albertleal2697
    @albertleal2697 4 года назад +282

    I have being practicing social distancing all my life.

    • @debbierabe1756
      @debbierabe1756 3 года назад

      So sorry Albert, youll get close to someone soon.

    • @chasep86
      @chasep86 3 года назад +7

      Debbie Rabe You didn’t get the joke or you are making fun. Either way shitty comment, Debbie!

    • @lonely_ghost9857
      @lonely_ghost9857 3 года назад +5

      Lol same
      #introverts

    • @evan.5967
      @evan.5967 3 года назад

      @@chasep86 poo :/

    • @82dupont
      @82dupont 3 года назад +4

      We are introverts Albert, yet no one understands.

  • @strikerfrost7222
    @strikerfrost7222 4 года назад +2922

    This guy must get his cardio in by doing his stand up routines. There's always so much movement lol

    • @strikerfrost7222
      @strikerfrost7222 4 года назад +15

      @Jake Shattuck Probably lol. The dude's worth 16 mil xD

    • @huejanus5505
      @huejanus5505 4 года назад +37

      Many Italians talk with their hands

    • @JeffWithAnF
      @JeffWithAnF 4 года назад +3

      all the puss he’s smashing too

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад +9

      Watch his SEAL team 6 Bin Laden Raid bit!!! 🔥 .... 😁🐸📰🎤💻

    • @cathynuytten798
      @cathynuytten798 4 года назад +21

      His movements are the best part of his comedy.

  • @jlo4863
    @jlo4863 4 года назад +335

    If Elaine & Kramer had a baby this would be him when he grew up. 🤣

  • @margob6203
    @margob6203 4 года назад +142

    “I’m not gettin’ inta da pool wit bandaid juice floatin’ on top-a da pool, alright?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leerothman7570
    @leerothman7570 4 года назад +82

    Sebastian has got to be the finest current comedian out there at this time. I hope he continues his schtick it's the BEST

  • @christineleclerc753
    @christineleclerc753 4 года назад +172

    Honestly the greatest comedian I've ever seen. Can binge watch over and over. 'The band-aid bit always kills me.

    • @Kenyi_
      @Kenyi_ 4 года назад +2

      i love the jewish passover meal joke lol

    • @be8zywordpl8y68
      @be8zywordpl8y68 4 года назад +1

      Yea he's one of the greats

    • @notagain2422
      @notagain2422 4 года назад +1

      I have watching and rewatching ,I can’t get enough of him!

    • @Kenyi_
      @Kenyi_ 4 года назад

      Have you guys seen the Tsa at the airport joke? About the laptops? 😂

    • @ms.bornagain57
      @ms.bornagain57 4 года назад

      Me too, and the uber skit.

  • @sandrawall
    @sandrawall 4 года назад +480

    118 degrees, and they’re reading a full blown book!

  • @VenusVoice
    @VenusVoice 4 года назад +819

    If anxiety was a person, it would be this guy

    • @marieteresa3963
      @marieteresa3963 3 года назад +13

      Actually I think it would be Richard Lewis, popular in the '80's.

    • @arnabiarnab3037
      @arnabiarnab3037 3 года назад +7

      A conversation between him and Larry David will be hilarious

    • @jessseiss8066
      @jessseiss8066 2 года назад +4

      more ADD lol

    • @Federico1685
      @Federico1685 2 года назад +4

      It's anxiety, sure. But it's also the voice of reason. Pretty much like Larry David.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 2 года назад +4

      Agreed but I’d also add John Mulaney in there. Cuz that’s the voice of anxiety in my head 😂

  • @borts1171
    @borts1171 4 года назад +42

    The gesture at 3:00 about refilling the pool made me almost fall off my chair!

    • @spencera1129
      @spencera1129 3 года назад +1

      Yup.... was looking for this comment

  • @dihett
    @dihett 4 года назад +409

    "One box of bandaids should last you a lifetime"..... LOL

    • @iamLODD
      @iamLODD 4 года назад +1

      dihett 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kdfkdf1711
      @kdfkdf1711 4 года назад +6

      It’s true. I think i bought bandaids when i moved in like 5years ago. If you don’t do sports or have kids... they should last a looooooooooong time. I had a nail that was about to rip into meaty part. Found out my banaids are not as sticky as they used to be.

    • @bridgetdraper8671
      @bridgetdraper8671 4 года назад

      Mine turned gold! I just discarded them!

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 4 года назад +1

      I run through a lot of bandaids though. For one thing, whenever I go swimming I use several strategically so I have the pool all to myself.

    • @ninamartinez2239
      @ninamartinez2239 4 года назад

      @@bridgetdraper8671 Mine grew hair LMAO😂

  • @CPez
    @CPez 4 года назад +290

    “After the First Bandaid, isn’t it a Hospital Visit?” 😆

    • @zahedah80
      @zahedah80 4 года назад +1

      That one had me on the floor!

  • @scoob42
    @scoob42 4 года назад +119

    The best comedians take everyday things, like Band-Aids, and make them funny. This is hilarious!!

  • @mjdny9871
    @mjdny9871 4 года назад +61

    The amount of energy on the stage is oustanding, this a real comedian. He engages you in the story with body movement.

    • @onthemiss
      @onthemiss 4 года назад

      Yea to make up for his lack of comedy

  • @tjk8007
    @tjk8007 4 года назад +353

    The bit about the neighbor answering the door with the full surgical mask is another very appropriate one right now. “No, what’s going on IN HERE?”

    • @frankymacf
      @frankymacf 4 года назад +6

      TJ K Exactly! Thought this was going to be that bit.
      ‘Starts TALKING through the mask!’ 😂

    • @rosasandoval2722
      @rosasandoval2722 4 года назад

      Please tell me where I can watch that one.

    • @dillonwoodworth6780
      @dillonwoodworth6780 4 года назад +5

      Rosa Sandoval ruclips.net/video/HxGXP8JIfm4/видео.html

    • @tjk8007
      @tjk8007 4 года назад +3

      @@rosasandoval2722 ruclips.net/video/HxGXP8JIfm4/видео.html

    • @thecramptons
      @thecramptons 4 года назад

      TJ K YES!!!!🤣🤣✅🤣

  • @lokofreestyle5430
    @lokofreestyle5430 4 года назад +613

    We need people like him with this coronavirus thing going on

    • @piyushjoshii
      @piyushjoshii 4 года назад +2

      loko freestyle who knows he’s already working on it. Can’t wait though

    • @texasabbott
      @texasabbott 4 года назад +3

      You already have the older version of him running New York State:
      ruclips.net/video/xlgc9fdTxHY/видео.html

    • @charleshutton284
      @charleshutton284 4 года назад +5

      Netflix should make his videos of concerts available this month. Or Comedy central should ,instead of torture like "The Office" marathons.

    • @mikeyo1O1
      @mikeyo1O1 4 года назад

      Ahhh, he's just rebranding to squeeze out a few bucks while he can't tour. Smart, but this dude is loaded, and is completely exempt from this crisis.

    • @frogskinshoelace
      @frogskinshoelace 4 года назад

      No this guy sucks and isn't funny

  • @taylorrancourt3460
    @taylorrancourt3460 4 года назад +55

    The timing is the best part, and the whisper.

  • @jennifersalas367
    @jennifersalas367 4 года назад +244

    "after four bandaids its a hospital visit..." LOL

  • @TranceGurl20
    @TranceGurl20 4 года назад +459

    Us introverts seem to be a magnet for loud and annoying extroverts 🙄

    • @izzylandyt
      @izzylandyt 4 года назад +11

      Especially when we put in our earbuds

    • @thomasmulhall4873
      @thomasmulhall4873 4 года назад +7

      Then the idiot who plays music turns up, always next to me...

    • @Yamaguchi2Chris
      @Yamaguchi2Chris 4 года назад +23

      The bus is empty. They sit right next to me!

    • @Meetyouthere777
      @Meetyouthere777 4 года назад +3

      Kriz Yamz lol! But if it was a bus of introverts it would be empty🚎

    • @whitenoise3447
      @whitenoise3447 4 года назад +9

      fill yourself up with a pure intention so that people don't see you as an empty vessel to project their nonsense into.

  • @KP-rh5qz
    @KP-rh5qz 4 года назад +1543

    He’s a genius, he changed the title of the skit.

  • @King-jq5vt
    @King-jq5vt 4 года назад +322

    Even Italians are like, "He's REALLY Italian."

    • @gloriouspopemantom373
      @gloriouspopemantom373 4 года назад +4

      I was gonna say hes either gay or REALLY Italian, but i like the way you said it, simple.

    • @saraeid8253
      @saraeid8253 4 года назад +5

      But Italians swear NON STOP lol

    • @jakecass7445
      @jakecass7445 4 года назад +5

      he's not really italian. he is really italian american

    • @King-jq5vt
      @King-jq5vt 4 года назад +13

      @@jakecass7445 Yea. Let's all make sure we use the exact terms when making jokes... Because that's the most important thing.

    • @jakecass7445
      @jakecass7445 4 года назад +3

      @@King-jq5vt jokes are funnier when they are accurate.

  • @eduardo_corrochio
    @eduardo_corrochio 4 года назад +45

    He makes you laugh with his ideas/writing, vocal talents, timing, facial contortions, body movements and mannerisms ... it's a lot of work, and it's friggin' excellent entertainment. And he is my celebrity crush right now, LOL. 😍

    • @johnpeluso7050
      @johnpeluso7050 2 года назад

      I wonder where on the upper west side a single girl might meet a matador? Perhaps Zabars? Or Ray's Pizza!

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio 2 года назад +1

      @@johnpeluso7050 Hahaha! As long as the lady dances better than my *last* torrid affair, that girl was a debacle.

  • @NANDA-JONES
    @NANDA-JONES 4 года назад +728

    Haha 😂.. pools are nasty .it’s like taking a bath with a bunch of people you don’t know at the same time🤢

    • @francescogallego
      @francescogallego 4 года назад +36

      That's why they got the bleach. It kills the germs

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 4 года назад +31

      Ikr, that's why when I'm on vacation I go to the pool at like 8am, as soon as people start getting in, especially little kids, I get out

    • @J-CBertrand-tp6bg
      @J-CBertrand-tp6bg 4 года назад +22

      Nanda Jones Some of whom may have peed in the bathtub 😂‼️😷

    • @NANDA-JONES
      @NANDA-JONES 4 года назад +1

      J-C Bertrand you caught me hehe 😜

    • @NANDA-JONES
      @NANDA-JONES 4 года назад +5

      keeper of Dreams yea kills germs but not sight like poop 💩

  • @ambernotsofierce605
    @ambernotsofierce605 4 года назад +30

    So relatable. Thank God it turns out we’re not alone in our social views.

  • @trenaesumter2902
    @trenaesumter2902 4 года назад +22

    He's so hilarious! One of the best comedians ever!!

  • @xiaorishu
    @xiaorishu 4 года назад +206

    LOL! This guy is hilarious xD I'm glad this popped up in my recommendations.

    • @rescuepetsrock9880
      @rescuepetsrock9880 3 года назад +2

      I saw him live in KC. His mannerisms on stage is the best part. I was laughing so loud that I couldn't breathe. If you have a chance, definitely recommend going to see him.

    • @flamingdragon86
      @flamingdragon86 3 года назад

      Hey he’s my cousin

    • @BNM124
      @BNM124 3 года назад +1

      He’s the best one!

    • @g.williamportnoy_NotDT
      @g.williamportnoy_NotDT 3 года назад +1

      He's got it all, I just found him a week ago and couldn't believe how funny. Watched 3 times in a row, just as good.. Pity those who come after at a show....

    • @37Raffaella
      @37Raffaella 3 года назад +1

      He is the best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @a.k.4085
    @a.k.4085 4 года назад +155

    His physicality comedy is off the charts.

    • @TPTP8080
      @TPTP8080 4 года назад +1

      Mannerisms.

    • @markmarky
      @markmarky 4 года назад

      Yes,the physicality is great! It's what makes it! ;)

    • @jcbulldog533
      @jcbulldog533 4 года назад +2

      @@markmarky Yes,It does most definitely he's insanely animated in a good way!!!

    • @JudoAndrew
      @JudoAndrew 4 года назад

      Reminds me of Dane Cook

    • @sky_owl8538
      @sky_owl8538 4 года назад

      a BANDAID!!! Get it AWAY from me!!!

  • @KatyWithAWhyyy
    @KatyWithAWhyyy 4 года назад +55

    I don’t “chit chat” either...makes me cringe. Thanks for helping to normalize this a little bit, Sebastian ✌🏼☺️💚

  • @lordot8665
    @lordot8665 3 года назад +38

    How can so many people dislike this? This is quality.

    • @kimcest
      @kimcest 3 года назад

      Because it's the worst actual crap I've ever had to force my husband to watch to show him how horrible this is

    • @lordot8665
      @lordot8665 3 года назад +8

      @@kimcest you have no sense of humor

    • @kimcest
      @kimcest 3 года назад

      Yeah I think you might want to turn that around. There are tons of great comedians. Sebastian is not one of them. Jo koy and Dan Cummins are way better. This dude is like an Andrew Dice Clay (who also sucks) rip off

    • @lordot8665
      @lordot8665 3 года назад +1

      @@kimcest not one of his best bits he has alot better ones.

    • @BITESIZEJONES
      @BITESIZEJONES 3 года назад +3

      @@kimcest you're probably a southerner? This is more of a northern brand of humor.

  • @vikramsrinivasan8176
    @vikramsrinivasan8176 4 года назад +36

    "Leftover bandaids when you die for next generation" 🤣

  • @valerievalerie5897
    @valerievalerie5897 4 года назад +154

    Hysterical I could watch him on a loop

    • @chadcorley2702
      @chadcorley2702 4 года назад +1

      valerie Valerie he’s amazing! Check out his video Bow and Arrow

    • @TheIndigolee72
      @TheIndigolee72 4 года назад

      Ikr??!!! I love him.

    • @valerievalerie5897
      @valerievalerie5897 4 года назад +1

      Chad oddly enough since I follow him on FB he renamed a bit from that show ( which I hadn’t seen yet) called it “ social distancing “ about people in LV pool. I watered up I was laughing so hard. I loved he physical and his expressions and the crankiness of him. FB he was letting his daughter brush his hair

  • @jarrettbakersr
    @jarrettbakersr 4 года назад +121

    Can’t believe I just discovered him a month ago. He is HILARIOUS!! I’ve binged all of his specials!!

    • @ohiohvac
      @ohiohvac 4 года назад +3

      Hi! You have to watch the skit - with his father and the raccoons in their garden!!! 🤣 🤣

    • @fbyron4787
      @fbyron4787 4 года назад +1

      He has done some video each day of the "quarantine". His pne w/ his daughter doing gis hair is great! Day 4

    • @monica11760
      @monica11760 4 года назад +3

      I first heard about him as he was a guest on Jerry Seinfeld's show "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee". It was a really great episode. Hope you have heard him talk about how people used to treat unexpected guests ..... but things have changed. LOL. Here it is ! ruclips.net/video/9hv0M4mnrE8/видео.html

    • @nievesarduengo6435
      @nievesarduengo6435 4 года назад +1

      Have you seen him on the skit when he was teaching his dad using the computer!!

    • @pokellaa
      @pokellaa 4 года назад

      Year ago for me.

  • @kerianne1595
    @kerianne1595 4 года назад +37

    Best comic! I'm an Italian so I totally get this humor! My husband is still trying to understand it, lol!

    • @ServantofGod07
      @ServantofGod07 2 года назад

      you married a stunado

    • @qwerty69600
      @qwerty69600 Год назад +1

      Weird, I'm not Italian and I got it straight away.

  • @entityarif8404
    @entityarif8404 4 года назад +110

    I stopped shopping at Trader Joe's just because the cashiers always want to start up a conversation.

    • @insertnamehere9154
      @insertnamehere9154 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂omg. I flatlined on this comment.

    • @DChristina
      @DChristina 4 года назад +3

      Entity Arif _ that's just sad

    • @JNYC-gb1pp
      @JNYC-gb1pp 4 года назад +1

      They're so nice there though. It's not even fake nice, they seem to hire very friendly people. The cramped aisles, long lines and slow-ass spacey vegans blocking access to shelves is what keeps me away from TJs.

    • @FWWBrand
      @FWWBrand 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ms.bornagain57
    @ms.bornagain57 4 года назад +50

    I love you sabastian, you say out loud every thing that goes through my mind.

  • @emilyspector2728
    @emilyspector2728 4 года назад +497

    THIS GUY....IS...representing my whole father's side. Christ, now I don't feel so bad acting the way I do! Lolol!! It's normal! Yay!!💜💜💜

    • @Vicvines
      @Vicvines 4 года назад +4

      that's exactly how the fuck I feel

    • @massabielle2821
      @massabielle2821 4 года назад +5

      Emmmmmily! Don’t use the Lord’s Name in vain.......🤨

    • @mgw9562
      @mgw9562 4 года назад +5

      Emily Alterio can you leave our Lord out of this please🤨

    • @isadormoti6977
      @isadormoti6977 4 года назад +1

      Funny... yes. Normal... ahhh, NO!

    • @MusicLover-wo7ig
      @MusicLover-wo7ig 4 года назад +5

      Toni and MG W, great witness, guys, showing the love of Christ. NOT!!!!
      You guys are only coming off as judgmental and self righteous.

  • @thebettin
    @thebettin 4 года назад +12

    Sebastian is the best comic I have ever seen or heard. He is hilarious!

  • @RH-tv9hk
    @RH-tv9hk 4 года назад +40

    "Oh hiiii! We love the weather! We come once a year!"
    "I don't do that shit."
    🤚😶

  • @chrisrob722
    @chrisrob722 4 года назад +75

    "There's always a loose bandaid in the pool" 😂😆

    • @tamahtaylor7411
      @tamahtaylor7411 4 года назад +5

      So nasty. I hate to see used band aids anywhere.

    • @rasheedjeffries5754
      @rasheedjeffries5754 4 года назад +3

      @@tamahtaylor7411 yeah man that shit is so disgusting

  • @theworldsonheroin
    @theworldsonheroin 4 года назад +135

    Never heard of him before but He is Me. Socially hostile, inept or degenerate people always seem to sit or stand by me.

    • @kevd9825
      @kevd9825 4 года назад +4

      Google the video of him with a company like when company comes over it’s hilarious

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 4 года назад +3

      Where do you live? I'm coming over.

    • @jamievidd775
      @jamievidd775 4 года назад

      His Chipotle bit is hilarious

    • @scottjames2355
      @scottjames2355 4 года назад +1

      V, the guy is nuts, look up "Aren't You Embarrassed". If you like his schtick, I love it, you will definitely find a lot to laugh at.

    • @lauraw7197
      @lauraw7197 4 года назад

      Same here

  • @Mortthemoose
    @Mortthemoose 3 года назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Oh dear!!! My stomach is hurting, and I've had tears of laughter rolling down my face for the past 20 mins of watching this guy!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rebeccawhalen2590
    @rebeccawhalen2590 2 года назад +3

    I’m crying. He’s too funny All my friends are Italian or Greek I hope he’s around for along time

  • @zeke865
    @zeke865 4 года назад +76

    He always brings his game when it comes to comedy this guy is a legend that always makes me have a good laugh 🙏👌

  • @Dbrockjohnson
    @Dbrockjohnson 4 года назад +20

    I’m 42 and died laughing at the high five bit! Dude I can’t stand that! Same way as you bro

  • @jacquelinetoney8388
    @jacquelinetoney8388 2 года назад +1

    One of the funniest bits EVER! I scream everytime I hear it! Much love! Bahahahahahaha! And I'm 65!!!! I just love it!

  • @understandtheotherside5327
    @understandtheotherside5327 4 года назад +536

    Social Distancing:
    Extroverts: 😯🤐😮😥😣😳😱
    Introverts: 😏😌🙋🧘🤸🙂🙂🙂

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 4 года назад +30

      Yeah I been enjoying myself.

    • @jabrown1978
      @jabrown1978 4 года назад +28

      lol So true. I'm an introvert so I'm loving it tbh.

    • @mindfulclarity169
      @mindfulclarity169 4 года назад +12

      I'm an introvert but I still enjoyed watching movies and live theatre on my own but they are shut down now so introverts are also suffering.

    • @LJdaentertainer
      @LJdaentertainer 4 года назад +10

      @@mindfulclarity169 boo fucking hoo

    • @ninamartinez2239
      @ninamartinez2239 4 года назад +10

      @@LJdaentertainer OH BE NICE.

  • @ashemamuur8310
    @ashemamuur8310 4 года назад +51

    Yea.... I been socially distant my whole life 😂

    • @ccpr15
      @ccpr15 4 года назад +1

      Me too

  • @VsLeo1
    @VsLeo1 4 года назад +306

    “118 degrees, they are reading a full blown book” 😂😂📚

    • @seekerofpowerfulideas2727
      @seekerofpowerfulideas2727 4 года назад +4

      Vanessa Leonard this was my fav part LOL

    • @nyrockchicxx
      @nyrockchicxx 4 года назад +5

      That would be me. And away from people. lol

    • @VsLeo1
      @VsLeo1 4 года назад +5

      nyrockchicxx Loll exactly! I had been social distancing way before it was a thing! 😂

    • @C.Church
      @C.Church 4 года назад +1

      Lol yeah, like one maybe torn in half down the spine, he could see that. But a full blown one, whoa-ho! 😁

    • @davinacutchall3971
      @davinacutchall3971 4 года назад

      What book.

  • @TheFirstGroover
    @TheFirstGroover 3 года назад +5

    Band-aid, facial mask, distancing behavior, get nervous at queue, what else...grandma in the basement cooking every day, get fast doing things (be practical, don't losing time) at the supermarket and food store..this man was already prepared for covid world

  • @eltravo2112
    @eltravo2112 4 года назад +4

    “When you die you should have leftover band-aids 🩹 for generations to come”
    Facts! I remember my grandmothers tin box of band-aids that are somewhere in my bathroom cabinet.

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 3 года назад +1

      I wish I had one of those tins.

  • @freespirited91
    @freespirited91 4 года назад +21

    This dude always have me laughing, no matter how im feeling. He is so funny. 😄😄😄

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 4 года назад +87

    The fact he has 2 kids now ...😂🤣. He'll be at the pool lol

    • @KarlMySuitcase
      @KarlMySuitcase 4 года назад +10

      And his band-aid consumption will skyrocket. Probably needed one once a week from age 3-6.

    • @tranceforlife1
      @tranceforlife1 4 года назад +3

      He'll be at the pool for sure. But, it'll be his own. And I'm sure that bandaid will find him. Hahaa.

    • @victoriahale5254
      @victoriahale5254 4 года назад +1

      Cadillac Deville lol in his backyard maybe

    • @vsklore1819
      @vsklore1819 4 года назад

      And he will get some sanka with sara lee crumble cake haha

    • @lauramalek3128
      @lauramalek3128 4 года назад

      No his wife will take the kids to the pool. She's a people person, loves to play (his words one of his routines), he's the antisocial one.

  • @jonnyj2331
    @jonnyj2331 4 года назад +1

    Hands down the greatest gift to comedy in a very long time. Timeless comedy.

    • @jonnyj2331
      @jonnyj2331 4 года назад

      @Lightbringer well, that's not very nice of you. Why are you here then? That's the best part of comedy, some find humor in daily life activities the way Sebastian describes them. Seinfeld also had this gift. Some people, maybe like yourself, like fart jokes. There is plenty of laughs to go around.

    • @jonnyj2331
      @jonnyj2331 4 года назад

      @Lightbringer Ah, understand. I get it. Not everyone's cup of tea but no, i don't have low standards. Lots of comedy to choose from out there. Be safe and stay healthy my friend.

  • @standright8151
    @standright8151 2 года назад +3

    Even the simplest and banal thought and thing he makes it funny. I just saw him live in Az. Loved it❣️

    • @pokr122
      @pokr122 2 года назад

      Where in Az?

  • @StoneColdFox17
    @StoneColdFox17 4 года назад +21

    I've been prepared for this almost my entire adult life! 👍😁

  • @Noah-ci6uk
    @Noah-ci6uk 4 года назад +26

    You hear them before you see them 🤣🤣

  • @marcallan9577
    @marcallan9577 4 года назад +15

    Awesome,
    this guy is HILARIOUS hope we can see him live

    • @epapa217
      @epapa217 4 года назад

      He has stand up on Netflix until then 😉

  • @juliagraham-lemon775
    @juliagraham-lemon775 2 года назад +1

    He’s so hilarious and the way he moves is just the icing on the cake. I’m convinced he used to be a dancer at some point in his life

  • @edwardbliss8931
    @edwardbliss8931 4 года назад +33

    Am I the only one loving this self-quarantine? I hate crowds and I dread my job. You're an inspiration COVID-19. Thanks for a one month vacation

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 4 года назад +2

      Edward Bliss did u really quarantine yourself? For real? I’d lose my fucking mind! I don’t even think about it.. no one in my town is acting any different life is moving on as usual

    • @legolover6619
      @legolover6619 4 года назад +2

      No, I love it too😍

    • @edwardbliss8931
      @edwardbliss8931 4 года назад

      Unfortunately the worst is yet to come. Tough times are ahead...I have to deal with assholes in society and back to work at a job I hate

    • @overcomer4226
      @overcomer4226 4 года назад

      Not so nice if you're self employed

    • @evansjohnc
      @evansjohnc 4 года назад

      You sound like your loving this more than the kids who are out if school.

  • @jackfrost13588
    @jackfrost13588 4 года назад +36

    Social distancing, Isolation, self quarantine? More like everyday life

  • @whitwhit344
    @whitwhit344 4 года назад +15

    “Reading a full blown book!”
    Bahahahaha

  • @philbutthead
    @philbutthead 3 года назад +4

    Sebastian captures the essence of the Italian attitude.

  • @IamCHOSEN23
    @IamCHOSEN23 4 года назад +10

    "You're 42 years old, why are you high-fiving?" 🤭🤣

  • @LuxioV2
    @LuxioV2 4 года назад +23

    Only a minute in and this is already a great bit, his timing & mannerisms are on point thanks RUclips suggestions! 😂

  • @Wildwoodbadboy
    @Wildwoodbadboy 4 года назад +7

    My problem I can't mind my own business 😂😂😂

  • @ashleighjaimaosborne3966
    @ashleighjaimaosborne3966 4 года назад +1

    I have tears running down my face over the bandaid! Thanks for the laugh! 🇨🇦😂

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 4 года назад +23

    This is the most perfect reupload... For the time we're in right in... Also btw beautiful video with your little earlier today

  • @iwarriorpoet1
    @iwarriorpoet1 4 года назад +11

    Mr Maniscalco, it is hard to adequately express how much my wife and I love your stuff. Keep cranking it out!!! We saw you in Boston, and will definitely see you again when this situation passes.

  • @rhetthill6743
    @rhetthill6743 4 года назад +15

    We need Sebastian’s humour right now more than ever! He cracks me up every time! I forget for that brief moment the crisis we are all facing

    • @Tom2312yueyei
      @Tom2312yueyei 4 года назад +1

      Crisis? You mean propaganda. Influenza has killed way more people this year alone, you don't see people up in arms over that. Wake up.

    • @goaskmymom1350
      @goaskmymom1350 9 месяцев назад

      No!!!
      We need him NOW three years later more than ever!!!

  • @adelaidegrahame9208
    @adelaidegrahame9208 2 года назад +1

    "I don't go near people. I don't chit chat." I relate.

  • @mcdaviddeservesbetter8
    @mcdaviddeservesbetter8 4 года назад +120

    Life is hard right now, but this helps me *FUH - GET* about it.

    • @jeffwolfplays0513
      @jeffwolfplays0513 4 года назад +8

      It’s not even hard. People just over reacting.

    • @christinaschaplowsky4241
      @christinaschaplowsky4241 4 года назад +1

      Love the oilers..

    • @jakelehtinen3806
      @jakelehtinen3806 4 года назад +1

      Dude McDavid does deserve better. He's SO good and I hate to see him carry his team. Btw I'm a Hawks fan

    • @ickdon7999
      @ickdon7999 4 года назад

      McDavid makes at least 10 million a year. I think he’s doing ok by most human standards.

    • @mcdaviddeservesbetter8
      @mcdaviddeservesbetter8 4 года назад

      Life without hockey isn’t life.

  • @LarrysLibrary
    @LarrysLibrary 4 года назад +38

    This guy makes me literally cry-laugh....tears just streaming over here

    • @LarrysLibrary
      @LarrysLibrary 4 года назад

      @@wehavetowakeup2049 Well he literally did make me cry-laugh quite literally so I said literally......literally.

  • @gratefulRed69
    @gratefulRed69 4 года назад

    people's behavior during this Covid19 crisis is pure GOLD for these comics. Sebastian will have some great material to share once this lockdown is lifted. Dude is funny AF !!

  • @jmoney9790
    @jmoney9790 2 года назад +1

    Lol just found this guy, his delivery is on point

  • @awesomepossum2598
    @awesomepossum2598 4 года назад +180

    Doctors: you need to stay indoors until the coronavirus is over.
    Introverts: my time has come!

    • @nope_no_nunya.
      @nope_no_nunya. 4 года назад +7

      YES!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I, too, am in Introvert Heaven!

    • @AEdavirgin
      @AEdavirgin 4 года назад +1

      Yesssss💪💪💪

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 года назад +2

      Also, introverts: First time?

    • @Pinkranger87
      @Pinkranger87 4 года назад +3

      Right. I'm Yes. I now have reason to stay in room

    • @lisaw6219
      @lisaw6219 4 года назад +6

      Amen to that shit! I feel like my personality has been validated by mother nature...

  • @mrhitz7060
    @mrhitz7060 4 года назад +32

    Why is This so & STILL!!!!!!! funny even after watching this 1000 times. This is me ALL the way!!!!!!!

  • @jennifermarconi3884
    @jennifermarconi3884 4 года назад

    Hysterical lol! Thanks for lifting my spirits today! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amydutcher970
    @amydutcher970 3 года назад +1

    Mr. M,
    What you were referring to,, regarding the types you attract on occasion, is what 'Carla' on 'Cheers' used to refer to herself as being, 'a vermin magnet'.
    My friends and I quote Carla frequently.

  • @2HRTS1LOVE
    @2HRTS1LOVE 4 года назад +111

    He has to be one of the greatest physical comedians of all time, he's like Chris Farley with really funny commentary.

    • @tivisaydorta2422
      @tivisaydorta2422 4 года назад

      You must watch his stand ups!

    • @emekabronson8697
      @emekabronson8697 4 года назад +1

      Jim carrey as well - Chris Farley is bad example because he used his 'weight' as a prop

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 года назад

      Omg it’s true he’s like Chris

    • @dihett
      @dihett 4 года назад

      So right. It's the mannerisms and the sly grins that crack me up.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 4 года назад

      What!?

  • @thesouleternal5701
    @thesouleternal5701 4 года назад +40

    In Finland we have done this thing called social distancing since 1800s...

    • @junoneith6928
      @junoneith6928 4 года назад +2

      Can i move there? 😉

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 4 года назад +1

      I've met some of you Fins - you're a bunch of boring fkrs.

    • @jewelofthesouth27
      @jewelofthesouth27 4 года назад

      Ah yes, a Nordic country known for it's warm and passionate citizens. 😉

    • @larissadueck2643
      @larissadueck2643 4 года назад +1

      My grandmother was from Finland. My mom is from Sweden. I have a LARGE personal bubble space.

  • @yo.momma_og
    @yo.momma_og 2 года назад

    I’ve been binging your channel! Thank you SO much for all the great laughs!

  • @FloridianGail
    @FloridianGail 3 года назад

    You are absolutely one of my favorite comedians, hilarious without cussing all the time!

  • @TyroneBiggums789
    @TyroneBiggums789 4 года назад +137

    news: Social distancing! stay at home!
    My clinical depression: Chill, chill, We good fam........

  • @rasul407
    @rasul407 4 года назад +7

    What I adore about this guy is that he has a good heart and he is humane

  • @ElijahRuelas
    @ElijahRuelas 4 года назад +46

    I’m 29 and I can’t do any of his movements. Goodness this guy is in shape.

    • @ninamartinez2239
      @ninamartinez2239 4 года назад

      I hear that. Only that's the rich for you.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 4 года назад

      And you're out of shape.

    • @ElijahRuelas
      @ElijahRuelas 4 года назад

      Yank ee That was implied sir.

    • @ElijahRuelas
      @ElijahRuelas 4 года назад +1

      Greg V It’s all that olive oil.

    • @gvlacic21
      @gvlacic21 4 года назад

      @Greg V y'all age worse than anyone I've seen bruh. Maybe not you. But all the Italians I've seen. Yeesh.

  • @fundamental1020
    @fundamental1020 3 года назад

    I love love love your band-aid skit! The funniest. Love you Sebastian.

  • @neolithic3
    @neolithic3 4 года назад +37

    I've been preparing my whole life for this social distancing/isolation

    • @wutttheheckler2094
      @wutttheheckler2094 4 года назад +1

      That's great. U got some toilet paper?🙁

    • @LuxioV2
      @LuxioV2 4 года назад +2

      wuttTHEheckler pro tip for the apocalypse a moveable shower head becomes the bidet

    • @wutttheheckler2094
      @wutttheheckler2094 4 года назад

      @@LuxioV2 ⛲😌Ahhh! Thanks Big L!👍

    • @rasheedjeffries5754
      @rasheedjeffries5754 4 года назад

      @@LuxioV2 lol

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 года назад

      Asians with wet style bathroom complete with bidet or water hose with nozzle: First time?

  • @pnoipr8
    @pnoipr8 4 года назад +56

    He has been social distancing and not taking any selfies of himself. Thats my love language right there.

    • @motorpsykler
      @motorpsykler 4 года назад +1

      I wonder if he takes selfies of other people.

    • @jadedangel8609
      @jadedangel8609 4 года назад

      SCRcat6 🤦‍♀️😂

  • @mariaconstantine9314
    @mariaconstantine9314 3 года назад +1

    Just love Sebastian!! Cracks me up all the time!!!

  • @glynis1007
    @glynis1007 3 года назад +1

    Love this guy - hilarious! He’s so physical - it’s like his body has to talk as much as his mouth-! He’s great -!

  • @lazymofos4865
    @lazymofos4865 4 года назад +16

    Yooo foot bandaids in the pool... a fear idk i even had, thats just as nasty as people that would put money in their socks. You can keep your bunion juice, toenail dust, and ankle hair I dont even need my 20$ back.

  • @meganbutcher7341
    @meganbutcher7341 4 года назад +31

    Sabastian is the cure the world needs. I laughed so hard I cried. I’m gonna stock up on binge watching his videos like crazed people stock up on TP.

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 3 года назад

    hes sooooo real...no sugar coating...and savage...i like him

  • @jimwallace3441
    @jimwallace3441 3 года назад +1

    Love your comedy. So does my 50 year old son. That gives you an idea how old I must be. Anytime I see something new I send it to my son. We think you’re hilarious. We love the physical comedy. You’re one of a kind. I wish we could watch a whole set of your comedy.