Sebastian Maniscalco - Naps Growing Up (Aren't You Embarrassed?)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @chodemckenzie4179
    @chodemckenzie4179 4 года назад +2174

    The no naps thing is hilarious. My parents are both from Rome, I was born in Boston. Once I could walk on my own, naps were done. My dad still says it to this day in Italian : "If the sun is up, you're not sleeping. Go outside and do something."

    • @kathyvictoria6059
      @kathyvictoria6059 4 года назад +62

      Chode Mckenzie 😂 my parents were the same way. No such thing as staying inside playing video games/watching tv all day.

    • @sunofpeter2
      @sunofpeter2 4 года назад +11

      heck yah papa! i swear thats me with my kids!

    • @arsonfly
      @arsonfly 4 года назад +16

      never had a nap that I can remember. once I was old enough to walk there were no naps.

    • @Nina-hk7ub
      @Nina-hk7ub 4 года назад +18

      My mom took a daily nap & we joined her...

    • @v.b6028
      @v.b6028 4 года назад +19

      My parents are Lebanese & it was the same thing as a kid. No naps or lounging on the couch once the sun is up.

  • @AM-xe4iq
    @AM-xe4iq 3 года назад +56

    I love his Dad.
    He’s frequently at his shows.

  • @sycho67ak
    @sycho67ak 4 года назад +431

    The shot of Sebastian's father laughing hysterically at 0:20 at his son making of him was so awesome 😆

    • @alexakl6445
      @alexakl6445 4 года назад +30

      Yes, and you can see the resemblance. Even though that shot is quick, I've seen more of him in other shots of the two of them and he definitely looks like his dad.

    • @dingusbro925
      @dingusbro925 4 года назад +5

      How do you know thats his father?

    • @sycho67ak
      @sycho67ak 4 года назад +12

      @@dingusbro925 google Sebastian Maniscalco father... and next to him is his mom. And 2 seats away is Sebastian's wife.

    • @alexakl6445
      @alexakl6445 4 года назад +8

      @@dingusbro925 I saw Sebastian on a Night Line episode (on You Tube) and it shows him and his dad laughing together around 4:56. This is definitely the same man. : )

    • @ironsnowflake1076
      @ironsnowflake1076 4 года назад +10

      Bless you for the heads-up, had no idea....how sweet 💓

  • @CDiddy-go6cg
    @CDiddy-go6cg 3 года назад +59

    The cut away to the old man laughing is his actual dad. Even funnier they did this.

  • @amazecat6213
    @amazecat6213 4 года назад +489

    Of course he didn’t take naps he’s been drinking coffee since 3rd grade!😂

    • @josejoaquinbenitez6485
      @josejoaquinbenitez6485 3 года назад +25

      "Dad, I want to take a nap."
      "Tell your mom to give you an espresso and then go start a business."

    • @paulespinosa5195
      @paulespinosa5195 3 года назад +4

      @@josejoaquinbenitez6485 8years old, ,perfect age to pop their balloon of life's illusions sebastian your so real 🙃🙃🙃

  • @frozengamer3030
    @frozengamer3030 4 года назад +39

    His body language is top notch.

    • @laurakello8526
      @laurakello8526 Месяц назад +1

      He rocks Italian childhood the best of life

    • @laurakello8526
      @laurakello8526 Месяц назад +1

      Coffee is the best 3td grade

  • @RobertDelark
    @RobertDelark 6 месяцев назад +11

    You absolutely nailed it. I was working when I was eight years old. My mother said you gotta do something to earn your living. I don’t care what you do, but you’re gonna do something I cut lawns i caddied at the golf course I delivered flowers. Anything to make a buck. It’s just hysterical reliving my childhood you got it.

  • @imdjc4
    @imdjc4 4 года назад +73

    Opening words: "The world doesn't match my upbringing" BOOM! Just eliminated years of potential depression and self-deprevation with that brilliant observation.

  • @finderskeepersco.8525
    @finderskeepersco.8525 Год назад +48

    Love this guy~ Not enough true comedians left anymore!

  • @josejoaquinbenitez6485
    @josejoaquinbenitez6485 3 года назад +30

    Man, eating Italian food for lunch everyday and coffee and biscotti for dessert sounds like Heaven to me.

    • @cynthiasmith4130
      @cynthiasmith4130 11 дней назад

      It really is....😊😊😊..🤌🤌🤌.....

  • @Hoseidon
    @Hoseidon 4 года назад +705

    “You come back here, and cut my lawn” 😂🤣

  • @neilyaremchuk6798
    @neilyaremchuk6798 4 года назад +2894

    Hilarious. We had a family from Italy transfer to our school when I was in junior high. The kid’s mom packed him octopus salad, prosciutto, biscotti and coffee for his lunch.

    • @romans8024
      @romans8024 4 года назад +64

      it became somewhat darker with your comment, lmao

    • @onetuliptree
      @onetuliptree 4 года назад +191

      Lol, I was too dumb back then to trade my peanut butter sandwich for that feast.

    • @neilyaremchuk6798
      @neilyaremchuk6798 4 года назад +81

      AntBee that kid was eating bologna sandwiches with chips and chocolate milk by the end of week one.

    • @mickeyrosa7226
      @mickeyrosa7226 4 года назад +31

      @@neilyaremchuk6798 Oh god, what a terrible lunch. I'm glad when my daughter was younger, I gave her healthy lunches because the school lunch was horrible. Sorry about the bologna sandwiches you had to endure. I remember those days in school for myself. Yuck.

    • @neilyaremchuk6798
      @neilyaremchuk6798 4 года назад +43

      Mickey Rosa the early 80’s were carefree.

  • @reynemanzano
    @reynemanzano 4 года назад +155

    “Two houses down, *they* got a dog” 😂

    • @patrickoneill3914
      @patrickoneill3914 6 месяцев назад +3

      I'm Irish and this was my dad. It was cut the lawn first then go ask the neighbors if they want their lawn cut then you can ask to pet their dogs.

    • @patrickoneill3914
      @patrickoneill3914 6 месяцев назад +1

      Swimming Pool. Swimming Pool. They have one over there. Go make friends with them

  • @ElYu-gn2dh
    @ElYu-gn2dh 3 года назад +13

    I think this goes for most of the immigrant families. Since I was 8 years old, they thaught me how to cook my own egg, do the laundry, the dishes, wapping the floor etc. Now 25, student and paying my own bills en expences and still blessed for the work ethic I got from my parents

  • @sheteg1
    @sheteg1 3 года назад +18

    So funny. Italians never owned a dog growing up. They lived in their basements. Never went out for dinner. Wore dress shoes to school. I loved them all.

  • @eggnblood
    @eggnblood 4 года назад +1539

    "He's sicilian, she's italian"
    As an italian I laughed so so hard

    • @Kristina_617
      @Kristina_617 4 года назад +122

      Only ppl 1/2 Sicilian - 1/2 Italian understand how half and half of the SAME ethnicity makes sense! 😂

    • @MaRyaYTOfficial
      @MaRyaYTOfficial 4 года назад +13

      Kristina * I’m confused, how is it the same?

    • @Kristina_617
      @Kristina_617 4 года назад +105

      @@MaRyaYTOfficial Bc Sicily is part of Italy, it's an island off of the mainland, so sicilian ppl are Italians, and mainland Italian ppl are Italian, ofc. So they're not 2 different ethnicities.

    • @pinheadlarry1977
      @pinheadlarry1977 4 года назад +25

      @@Kristina_617 the languages are kinda different tho

    • @Kristina_617
      @Kristina_617 4 года назад +40

      @@pinheadlarry1977 That's not what I was asked, but yes, the dialects are different, same as northern Italy vs. southern - different dialects.

  • @pryncessyanni
    @pryncessyanni 4 года назад +1015

    It’s so fascinating how similar immigrant parents are regardless of their country of origin. They very literally “stay up your ass” for life🙃 I felt this routine to my core!😭👏🏾

    • @normalgaming2326
      @normalgaming2326 4 года назад +9

      I wish i could believe you.

    • @Farah0122
      @Farah0122 4 года назад +69

      Mine are African. Moved to Canada 36 years ago. I am the drop out of the family and I got my own business. Two of my siblings are federal prosecutors, one is a pediatrician and the youngest is a civil engineer. But if you ask my parents, they will yell at you with an African accent that two are basically overpaid cops, one is not a surgeon and the other is an over qualified drywaller. If you ask em about me, they’re like at least he didn’t even try. Lol but i love em to death

    • @najmaabdiseyruuq5186
      @najmaabdiseyruuq5186 4 года назад +1

      Max Farah Somali?

    • @md8388
      @md8388 4 года назад +15

      Right! 😂Latino immigrant parents are the same

    • @pryncessyanni
      @pryncessyanni 4 года назад +12

      Anthony Galeano My family is from Guyana (South America), Puerto Rico & Barbados😊

  • @blackswiftie2860
    @blackswiftie2860 4 года назад +54

    *"The World Doesn't MATCH My Upbringing"*
    Hahaha I ♡ It!

  • @romanmcghee600
    @romanmcghee600 3 года назад +355

    Ok how could no one like this guy's humor? I die laughing every time I hear him and I'm a black man enjoying hearing about his Italian/Sicilian background. Keep them coming Sabastian

    • @IMLDALE
      @IMLDALE 3 года назад +9

      He’s funny af

    • @bandawhat33
      @bandawhat33 3 года назад

      who gives a shit if your black?

    • @romanmcghee600
      @romanmcghee600 3 года назад

      @@bandawhat33 obviously you do because you replied back 🙄. Go "F" yourself.

    • @bandawhat33
      @bandawhat33 3 года назад +1

      @@romanmcghee600 I replied because it's stupid that you mention your race. Who fuckin cares what race you are? Race has no relevance here. you're black yay! very good little boy. Do you want a cookie?

    • @romanmcghee600
      @romanmcghee600 3 года назад +6

      @@bandawhat33 I mentioned it because he's Italian and I'm black and I don't know their customs like I know mine. You seem to have a problem with my recognition of this. I don't know why. So you're saying that you know everything about a different culture out there? If you don't know would ask for help and if asked what's your background would you offer or not? Nevertheless, I'll talk some Grandma peanutbutter cookies, they're outstanding. Bye bye ma'am.

  • @nathanm.8823
    @nathanm.8823 4 года назад +145

    I've watched this clip several times and it still makes me laugh. He doesn't even need to say anything funny; his mannerisms slay me.

  • @Evaaadarling
    @Evaaadarling 4 года назад +266

    I was raised by my Sicilian grandmother and she is everything his father is😂😂 they don't play man

    • @marymorby7240
      @marymorby7240 4 года назад +6

      German parents all the way

    • @AJ-xm4xc
      @AJ-xm4xc 4 года назад +11

      Did you start a business yet?

    • @Evaaadarling
      @Evaaadarling 4 года назад +12

      @@AJ-xm4xc had a business since I was 10. That's a late age to start too 😔😂😂

    • @AJ-xm4xc
      @AJ-xm4xc 4 года назад +2

      Lana Benvenuti Oh snap.

    • @acemoney5691
      @acemoney5691 4 года назад

      Squid Ink you made your point buddy holy fuck

  • @waterbender9939
    @waterbender9939 4 года назад +1395

    Sebastian's dad: Hey! Go start a business!
    Sebastian: Now?!

  • @natmcnoneofyabiz5660
    @natmcnoneofyabiz5660 4 года назад +1323

    I lost it at "ma, they don't serve coffee in the lunchroom..i'm in 3rd grade!" 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @Brucesalarski
      @Brucesalarski 4 года назад +44

      The way he said it too... **cawfee** lol

    • @vapsa56
      @vapsa56 4 года назад +36

      I was drinking Cafe con leche and dunking Maria Cookies with my grandmother when I was 3 and 4 years old. Lord I miss that woman. You didn't mess with abuela, but her love for you was palpable.

    • @LJ-lp3kb
      @LJ-lp3kb 4 года назад

      Kl)lll)Lo 13 22
      Q
      . The first one
      1st. 22 Mb da+

    • @LJ-lp3kb
      @LJ-lp3kb 4 года назад +1

      I love you you are amazing

    • @chrisharris7480
      @chrisharris7480 4 года назад +6

      "you got to dip it in the cawfee" 😂

  • @maureengriffin7448
    @maureengriffin7448 3 года назад +79

    You gotta love the Italians. This guy reminds me of all the great Italian people I grew up with and still have as friends❤️

    • @StefaniaOlla
      @StefaniaOlla 3 года назад +7

      We try our best.
      Generally.😂🇮🇹

    • @maureenpetitto4723
      @maureenpetitto4723 3 года назад +3

      Love your name!

    • @josephbroccolo6582
      @josephbroccolo6582 3 года назад +7

      One of a kind people, you want some honesty in your life. Find some Italian friends.

  • @70Slinger
    @70Slinger 4 года назад +1276

    "The world today doesn't match my up bringing" Good lord can I identify with that. 👍

    • @landonharris3875
      @landonharris3875 4 года назад +5

      @Denis Zelen what does that mean

    • @landonharris3875
      @landonharris3875 4 года назад +6

      @AgentFlea you're exactly right

    • @User-sc3iq
      @User-sc3iq 4 года назад +7

      @Denis Zelen dumbass

    • @reginastoltz5974
      @reginastoltz5974 4 года назад +5

      I understand exactly what he's saying. And my parents were not immigrants. Ifeel like a fish out of water.

    • @melonjuice7441
      @melonjuice7441 4 года назад

      gives themselves a thumbsup

  • @michael_caz_nyc
    @michael_caz_nyc 4 года назад +404

    He is just so-Real, extremely accurate, and Funny as hell. Sebastian Maniscalco providing the Laughs to keep me going during NYC Lockdown. Watching lots of Maniscalco. Stay Safe everyone.

    • @victoriadathan2675
      @victoriadathan2675 4 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @mickeyrosa7226
      @mickeyrosa7226 4 года назад +3

      Hello Michael. I'm in NYC too. Stay safe.

    • @jasonnykaza8176
      @jasonnykaza8176 3 года назад +3

      And to think we’ve been locked down on bullshit. Cuomo going to prison for what he did with the nursing homes. Disgrace

    • @justinfilipovic8939
      @justinfilipovic8939 3 года назад

      Do you want to know why it was that so many people in places like NYC actually got sick? It wasn't because of a bacterial boogeyman and no I'm not talking about 5G there's a much better non-biological explanation

  • @anniebananie3970
    @anniebananie3970 4 года назад +29

    Go start a business!! Typical Italian dad!! Love it!!

  • @nebur59
    @nebur59 3 года назад +18

    I’ve only been to a comedy club twice in my life and Sebastian was one of the comedians I went to see a few years ago at the “Improv” in Brea, CA. We bought his CD and waited in line after the show to take a picture with him. He was very gracious and is deserving of all his success.

  • @smr6613
    @smr6613 4 года назад +246

    My family is Cuban and his life sounds exactly like mine. I was born and raised in Brooklyn. On my first day of kindergarten my mom made me breakfast of cafe con leche (espresso with hot milk) with toast. I was 5! Totally normal in my house!

    • @anncarroll7354
      @anncarroll7354 3 года назад +1

      Check out Steven He....he too has some funny growing up stories!

    • @robb8234
      @robb8234 3 года назад +3

      holy moly LOL..

    • @チャーリーブラウン-w8l
      @チャーリーブラウン-w8l 3 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @dopeoverload7718
      @dopeoverload7718 3 года назад +16

      Cuba is the Italy of the Carribean

    • @parispoet
      @parispoet 3 года назад +12

      I know what you mean...I'm Cuban too & that "cafe con leche" was served EVERY morning before going to school!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @designchik
    @designchik 4 года назад +39

    “You, go start a business!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @muhuradedan
    @muhuradedan 4 года назад +316

    This is the comedian for the coming decade

    • @0117ization
      @0117ization 4 года назад +3

      No but i wish he was. Hes not as funny as he used to be. Bill burr and Louis ck still on top

    • @muhuradedan
      @muhuradedan 4 года назад +1

      @@0117ization kindly drop the link to 3 of your top sold out stand up acts. We like to support talent.

    • @MaRyaYTOfficial
      @MaRyaYTOfficial 4 года назад +1

      He didn’t make me laugh personally. There wasn’t a real punchline for me or whatever

    • @0patience4flz
      @0patience4flz 4 года назад

      I wish...we americans are too soft to relate to this guy..

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 4 года назад +3

      @@0patience4flz na dont generalise all us like that. These hipster city "woke" Americans maybe. Lot of good ole hard working no nonsense folk still around.

  • @-blythe2986
    @-blythe2986 4 года назад +180

    "if the veal picatta spoils" and Stella Doro has me dying.
    Viva Italia 😂💚

  • @danielmahoney6023
    @danielmahoney6023 4 года назад +12

    I missed so many bus stops listening to this guy’s Netflix specials

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 3 года назад +8

    It's hilarious to see Sebastian's father cracking up like that at 0:22 - LOL!
    I love the "Okay, Dad. Relax!" part. :)

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson 4 года назад +631

    "Go take a nap" was a punishment! We couldn't go outside and play?!

    • @despicabledeplorablemgtow3837
      @despicabledeplorablemgtow3837 4 года назад +60

      Yup. Nowadays the nap is the reward and "go play outside" is the punishment. We live in strange times.

    • @foosinaround8648
      @foosinaround8648 4 года назад +21

      Never wanted a nap...but now....? I need that nap!!! 😁

    • @positivitywins9213
      @positivitywins9213 4 года назад +9

      TRUTH! 70’S kid here.

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 года назад +13

      timboslice I super regret all the naps I refused as a kid.

    • @atithi8
      @atithi8 4 года назад +5

      I can relate to this very well

  • @elijahlondon3080
    @elijahlondon3080 4 года назад +325

    His lunch being heated up in the teachers lounge and he had to fill out a special form had my rolling😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @bevkingzett3394
      @bevkingzett3394 4 года назад +6

      I am 200 percent Italian and I can relate. I love his humor

    • @marika7848
      @marika7848 7 месяцев назад

      His parents gave him real food. The school was alarmed.😂

  • @IrishAlways8
    @IrishAlways8 4 года назад +109

    I was lucky enough to see him at a very small venue, The Gotham Comedy Club, in NYC. I laughed so hard for the two hours he performed, my face actually hurt. Afterwards, he took pics outside with the audience. Awesome memory.

  • @animaljustice7774
    @animaljustice7774 2 года назад +25

    Growing up in an Italian family and on the east coast like Sebastian did I can relate to his upbringing! 🤣

  • @jhay2004
    @jhay2004 4 года назад +49

    "You're probably exhausted go on upstairs refresh until you're good and ready to operate your day" lmfao

    • @SilviaVP1
      @SilviaVP1 3 года назад +1

      Sad thing, that’s not even a joke. If I ever said I was tired I would get the run down from my Mom why she was tired and I had no right to be tired. Now I give my kid the same speech. “Oh , you’re tired, really?”…

    • @bringthepayne7561
      @bringthepayne7561 3 года назад +1

      @@SilviaVP1 😄😄😄😄

  • @JAS_392SRT
    @JAS_392SRT 4 года назад +483

    One of the funniest comedians hands down

    • @FACafe-pt9bd
      @FACafe-pt9bd 4 года назад +14

      Jas B
      If you have the chance see him live. I swear I laughed from the moment he entered to the time he ended.
      Not one person left upset.

    • @mihalisg6940
      @mihalisg6940 4 года назад +4

      yeah, him and Jeselnik

    • @FACafe-pt9bd
      @FACafe-pt9bd 4 года назад +3

      Mihalis G I just looked him up. Laughing within 15 seconds.

    • @russelllamonaco2283
      @russelllamonaco2283 4 года назад +6

      Sabastian and gafagan

    • @MrKastaway66
      @MrKastaway66 4 года назад +4

      Hands up, down, sideways, or any other way!

  • @kmstins
    @kmstins 4 года назад +121

    "Are you makin' any scratch?" LOL! I sure haven't heard that term in a long time. 😄😆🤣

    • @dean3438
      @dean3438 4 года назад

      😂😂it’s cause you old as fuck karlene

    • @highgrade42o
      @highgrade42o 4 года назад +2

      Dean 343 damn why you have to do Karlene like that xD

    • @kmstins
      @kmstins 4 года назад +2

      @@highgrade42o Awww. It's ok. I know that jagoff is just jealous. A great tune to listen to is "Step" by Vampire Weekend. Thanks for coming to my defense even though it's not necessary. I'm a tough "old broad". 😉🥰🌞💪

    • @kmstins
      @kmstins 4 года назад

      @@dean3438 I just couldn't resist replying. I'm not wanting to give you the attention from me that you're seeking. I just would like to give you a "heads up" about your sentence structure. You obviously are very uneducated and it may behoove you to learn English before you post any comments. Just sayin'. 😉

    • @dean3438
      @dean3438 4 года назад

      Karlene Stinson karlene I’m joking darling but if you weren’t old you’d probably know that.

  • @patriciabusch4599
    @patriciabusch4599 4 года назад +266

    Dad: "Hey! Go start a bizniss"
    Sebastian: "Now?"
    Me: Dead!!😂😂😂😂

    • @jackiemarieadams7764
      @jackiemarieadams7764 3 года назад +6

      While he was watching cartoons 😂😂😂😂

    • @TyBeTroLLing
      @TyBeTroLLing 3 года назад +3

      @@jackiemarieadams7764 i just cant

    • @whitebroccoli694
      @whitebroccoli694 2 года назад +2

      Kids today would straight up say no but he asked when. True warrior.

  • @ironman2326
    @ironman2326 3 года назад +9

    The coffee line gets me every time "COFFEE!! They don't serve coffee in the lunch room....I'm in 3rd grade."
    "Well then I'll pack you some COFFEE"

    • @MD-pz3cn
      @MD-pz3cn Год назад +1

      Same. Watching this now made me realize I'd taken my parents and their sacrifices for granted for way too long. They're the best.

  • @farrkg9
    @farrkg9 3 года назад +4

    One of the funniest guys doing it.

  • @bojuification
    @bojuification 4 года назад +1108

    Always loving this guy. When all this covid shit is over i am gonna go see him live.

    • @blackwolf9524
      @blackwolf9524 4 года назад +21

      Go hes AMAZING!
      Saw him in Canada. 👍

    • @bojuification
      @bojuification 4 года назад +11

      Black Wolf. I will get front row seats. His expressions are so good.

    • @microwavablemovies2671
      @microwavablemovies2671 4 года назад +7

      I had tickets to see him at the end of March ☹. Hopefully it still happens

    • @blakeb9964
      @blakeb9964 4 года назад +2

      Same!!

    • @LilithGrey...FromHell
      @LilithGrey...FromHell 4 года назад +7

      Seeing him live would be a dream come true 😁

  • @kipthecourtjester
    @kipthecourtjester 4 года назад +285

    What I love about this man’s humour: he reminds me of my forgotten childhood growing up in an Italian neighbourhood. It’s easy to forget, no father, mother working all the time raising 9 children. We were dirt poor, living basically in the streets. But I wouldn’t trade my childhood for anything. Thanks, mate! You deserve all your success! I hope you do a drybar comedy special one day!

    • @brig6961
      @brig6961 4 года назад +2

      Irish surname?

    • @tainabell6803
      @tainabell6803 4 года назад +4

      B rig No, his name is Scottish.

    • @brig6961
      @brig6961 4 года назад +2

      Ok, so he's a Scott that grew up with Italians.
      I grew up on an Italian street and there was this one Irish family. The dad used to compete with all the other Italians on who could beat their kid better. He would take his belt out in front of the whole street while the other fathers would beat their kids indoor.

    • @gmango47
      @gmango47 4 года назад

      Respect for your comment . Dall'Italia.

    • @EricHowl
      @EricHowl 3 года назад +1

      Im sorry for that

  • @shreddingface
    @shreddingface 4 года назад +19

    I grew up in immigrant house. His stories bring me back 🤣 spot on

  • @Trancegirl1966
    @Trancegirl1966 3 года назад +25

    I'm not Italian but Sebastian is describing my childhood! My parents set us to work staring from age six. It was called chores and you didn't get paid at all. I'm 54 years old now and those memories bring a smile to my face. My parents are still alive and I thank them for teaching me great work ethics.. Thank you Sebastian for your stand up. It evokes memories for us all, especially those who come from ethnic backgrounds...

  • @sylviavasquez9973
    @sylviavasquez9973 4 года назад +61

    I just love his personality. ❤️

    • @IAMBENNYBLANCO.
      @IAMBENNYBLANCO. 4 года назад +3

      Yeah right.....You like looking at his butt 😂

  • @CaptAmeric
    @CaptAmeric 4 года назад +43

    My daily dose of normalcy. Thank you, Sebastian!!!

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson 4 года назад +50

    I grew up in a mixed Italian and Portuguese neighborhood, and Sebastian nailed it. I laughed so hard at this - thanks, Sebastian - for bringing back the family ethic, work ethic and home-made ethic of the way I grew up. (mostly in Rhode Island)

    • @portuguesehydrangea4818
      @portuguesehydrangea4818 4 года назад +4

      Must have been a loud neighborhood! 🇵🇹❤️

    • @FACafe-pt9bd
      @FACafe-pt9bd 4 года назад +2

      Sherry Ellesson I’m Italian my wife is Portuguese. My kids get it from both sides. We work hard. We love lots. We raise our kids to know if you want something you need to earn it.
      Have a great day.

    • @SherryEllesson
      @SherryEllesson 4 года назад +1

      @@portuguesehydrangea4818 Oddly enough, no - we were right up the street from Narragansett Bay and nothing is louder than Mother Nature, when she wants to yell!

    • @SherryEllesson
      @SherryEllesson 4 года назад +1

      @@FACafe-pt9bd You two are doin' it right!

    • @portuguesehydrangea4818
      @portuguesehydrangea4818 4 года назад +2

      Sherry Ellesson lol leave it to Mother Nature to draw out the sound of a lively group. I’m sure you have some great memories growing up with that cultural mix. My family is from the Azores, Portugal. 😊

  • @j0hnj8mes
    @j0hnj8mes 3 года назад +65

    I’m Filipino and this got me crackin up 😂 I can relate to the school lunches. Also my American born friends thought our house chores were slave work.

  • @Solidude
    @Solidude 4 года назад +6

    0:45 I love how he immediately grabbed a shovel to build an establishment right there 😆

  • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
    @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren 3 месяца назад +3

    Had an Italian mom. This was spot on XD all my school lunches were the literal Italian feast when i was in school.
    3:53 Make sure you dip those in coffee!
    Coffee?!
    LMAO

  • @bkmartinez123
    @bkmartinez123 4 года назад +294

    This is also my childhood. There was no sleeping in either. Once my dad was up, we all had to get up.

  • @Ali11O786
    @Ali11O786 4 года назад +37

    The fastest 4min during quarantine. Thank you

  • @eurosensazion
    @eurosensazion 4 года назад +31

    That's my dad exactly. Always, why ain't you working. Cause paps it's Sunday. Then he's like, your lazy.
    Dad I got a scholarship and into a prestigious business program, top university. Dad: So what anyone can do it, go to work.

  • @CarloBianchiniMusic
    @CarloBianchiniMusic 3 года назад +6

    My wife and I have watched this over and over and we still laugh !!! 😂

  • @debrasentman8323
    @debrasentman8323 3 года назад +6

    Absolutely spot on! My mother was Sicilian, and we were never allowed to nap. Quite a surprise when I married my non-Italian husband, who was is a big napper. I have spent 38 years listening to him snore! Next husband will be Italian. 🤣

  • @nadiaflores6394
    @nadiaflores6394 4 года назад +70

    I am British and live in Taormina Sicily, I found Sebastian about 8 months ago and was gutted when I realised he was in Taormina at one of the hotels I take care of and I missed him. I am not the type to fan out but him I would have hugged hard, he would probably have to call security, he makes me howl and trust me most of the Sicilians I know are this funny, its in their DNA... come back the wines on me when you get here x x

    • @rareavisfugit
      @rareavisfugit 4 года назад +1

      Nadia Flores Sebbie does NOT like hugs.

    • @nadiaflores6394
      @nadiaflores6394 4 года назад +2

      @@rareavisfugit well he will be getting the life hugged out of him if I ever bump into him, he deserves a huge hug for the amount of time he has made me laugh x

    • @Anca820
      @Anca820 4 года назад +1

      @c r We are! There is no one who can't crack me up in my family.

    • @maryyozzo6739
      @maryyozzo6739 2 года назад +1

      I love this guy and everything about him is too funny I am half Italian half polish he makes me laugh every time I hear him and he is so dreamy to look at

    • @samufaus2
      @samufaus2 2 года назад

      How’d you end up in Sicily as a British?

  • @RobinMarconeCassidyRN
    @RobinMarconeCassidyRN 4 года назад +117

    This is the place to go when you need a good laugh😂 Funniest comedian ever!

    • @r5an
      @r5an 4 года назад +6

      Right. Thumbs up even before it starts.

    • @r5an
      @r5an 4 года назад +4

      Also a very kind person it would appear

    • @RobinMarconeCassidyRN
      @RobinMarconeCassidyRN 4 года назад +1

      @@r5an I've seen this before😊

    • @Hollins23
      @Hollins23 4 года назад +4

      I love his style of comedy! It's so real, and refreshing.

    • @Jasmyne444
      @Jasmyne444 4 года назад +1

      Agreed!!

  • @reapergrim324
    @reapergrim324 4 года назад +85

    Lol, this guys always hysterical!!!

    • @alexzais1935
      @alexzais1935 4 года назад

      Erwin Rommel Ok boomer.

    • @ninstendo1416
      @ninstendo1416 4 года назад

      That profile picture probably gets u tons of pussy brooooo

  • @scottcollins5060
    @scottcollins5060 Год назад +1

    He is nuts!!!!😅 I can't get enough of his act!!! He is an Artist. Gives laughter where there is sadness. Lift spirits when their are none. A personal connection without being able to afford a meal and makes a life worth living once again even if it means just for one more day with a smile on your face and in your soul.

  • @jackharlow6217
    @jackharlow6217 2 года назад +3

    3:53 I absolutely lost it!!!!

  • @gracier.369
    @gracier.369 4 года назад +76

    The Stella d’oro S cookies staples in my Italian upbringing! Nearly died laughing when I heard that!

    • @schuncke
      @schuncke 4 года назад +1

      Gracie R. Millenials have no clue about Stella doro

    • @jcbulldog533
      @jcbulldog533 4 года назад +2

      My Mom was Mexican & she always had those along with cake,or a coffee cake for Company..I remember as a kid those Stella Doro's were hard as a rock, obviously made to dip in coffee (Which I hated) & still do to this day & I'm in my late 50's. Love Sebastian he's amazing in Concert..Seen him last May

    • @brownin329
      @brownin329 4 года назад

      Mine too, and I'm not even Italian!

    • @julenepegher6999
      @julenepegher6999 4 года назад

      Same, if my grandpap didn’t have real biscotti he always had the Stella d’oro!

  • @jenniferrose3800
    @jenniferrose3800 4 года назад +85

    You are so funny! You make all Italians proud, and ALWAYS bring the best memories up. Thank you for sharing your gift and may god bless you and your family during this virus

  • @theWZZA
    @theWZZA 4 года назад +94

    I grew up in LI, NY in the 80's. This brings back my childhood.

    • @annandrada118
      @annandrada118 4 года назад +4

      Same....100% accurate...

    • @1968jimmymack
      @1968jimmymack 4 года назад +3

      me too!

    • @mic1240
      @mic1240 3 года назад +2

      And his distinct Chicago voice brings smile to me, and parents didn’t play around with kids

    • @jamescaliendo1030
      @jamescaliendo1030 3 года назад +2

      Lolol same here...carle place, the whole town was almost Italian/ sicilian. Everything Sebastian talks about brings back so many memories, from the masking tape for figs, to the Italian horn on your rear view mirror lol

  • @Coronaboii88
    @Coronaboii88 4 года назад +35

    Yo it's been a while since I laughed this hard. RUclips has some weird algorithms lol.

  • @steveloguercio4594
    @steveloguercio4594 3 года назад +4

    I think he is the best out there today. I listen to him constantly,
    never get tired of it.

  • @Wolfsky9
    @Wolfsky9 4 года назад +114

    I didn't realize Sebastian's Father was in the audience. ------------Love this guy !! -------------------WolfSky9, 73 y/o

  • @fredjasper7378
    @fredjasper7378 4 года назад +104

    My Italian mom would bang pots and pans early in the morning while everyone sleeping, that was a sign to get to work

    • @aprilfontana6045
      @aprilfontana6045 4 года назад +2

      Omg same here!

    • @bananaborz1
      @bananaborz1 4 года назад +4

      Same for me, or she would find another way to create noise like vacuum my bedroom or wash dishes loudly with the radio turned to the maximum volume

    • @fredjasper7378
      @fredjasper7378 4 года назад +6

      I thought I was the only one with this experience. It was almost like she was pissed off that she was doing something productive and others were sleeping at 6am

    • @CharBar07
      @CharBar07 4 года назад +4

      Not Italian. Asian. Mine is heavy cabinet door shutting for coffee cups. Idk how one door gets shut numerous times from different areas.

    • @fredjasper7378
      @fredjasper7378 4 года назад +2

      See humanity is connected, by passive aggressive bullshit

  • @obamas007goat
    @obamas007goat 4 года назад +30

    Him discribing his Italien lunch just made my day 😂😂

  • @Shmoo77
    @Shmoo77 Год назад +1

    Yes i had coffee in my lunch box cream and sugar omg i was like 7 when i started drinking coffee and actually did dip my cookies into it lol... 😂😂😂 he grew up the way i did man i miss those days !!!!❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊

  • @KamalShariff
    @KamalShariff 4 года назад +1

    Sebastian Maniscalco is a genius. Stories we can all relate to even if we didn't experience them personally. A comedic genius.

  • @bruceleroy1973
    @bruceleroy1973 4 года назад +30

    I grew up on stelladoro and coffee lol. Sitting with my grandma in the morning good memories

  • @golddie8
    @golddie8 4 года назад +71

    Mom they dont serve coffee in the lunch room, I'm in the 3rd grade. Well I'll pack you some coffee then. 🤣

  • @lemmdus2119
    @lemmdus2119 4 года назад +114

    🤣🤣What is it with Italian fathers and the damn grass cutting. That was me while I grew up with a Calabrese father..".....and then cut the grass" "When are you cutting the grass?"

    • @lucyinthesky4682
      @lucyinthesky4682 4 года назад +8

      I grew up with a Calabrese immigrant father. I feel your pain.

    • @dawnlittle2501
      @dawnlittle2501 4 года назад +2

      I wish I knew the different regions of Italy and traits that supposedly go with each.

    • @rong805
      @rong805 4 года назад +13

      Mexican dads do that shit too! Mine made me go out and pick weeds from the lawn. EVERY INDIVIDUAL WEED!! 😵😵😵There were so damn many I had to section the lawn off!! To this day, 30 yrs later, I HATE yard work, lol.

    • @showdown2006
      @showdown2006 4 года назад +8

      I grew up with a Greek father, cut the grass once a week. I moved out and live in my own house now, still cut my grass once a week. It gets baked into you.

    • @lemmdus2119
      @lemmdus2119 4 года назад +7

      @@showdown2006 Yes it does. I still get PTSD when the grass gets too long and Im 48 and my fathers been gone for 15 years.🤣

  • @Leila-Miha
    @Leila-Miha 3 года назад +5

    Sebastián, watching you live is one of my dream. I've been watching you for couple of years already. I already memorize most of your skits. Your comedy saved me in many occasions while struggling with depression and anxiety. Thank you so much for the laughter.

    • @UmbrellaWatch
      @UmbrellaWatch 3 года назад

      I am also struggling with working from home and all this COVID junk. I got sick from it and was off 2 months. I try to get out now and then from the depression for fresh air. BUT your right. He is a great get away from the BS. Love it!! Makes me laugh a while.

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 4 года назад +4

    Sebastian is freakin hilarious! His performance has improved tremendously in the past 2 or 3 years. Based on this show, he's gotta be in the top 5 or so comedians working today. So animated!🤣🤣🤣
    Sounds like his dad was all about Business. Cool.

  • @caronmorgan4100
    @caronmorgan4100 4 года назад +79

    Too funny!! Love him and I completely relate as a Jamaican immigrant.

    • @Toniegoodaz12
      @Toniegoodaz12 4 года назад +5

      Caron Morgan amen to that...no dog inna di house and we can’t be lazy at all 😂

    • @emmanuellejp
      @emmanuellejp 4 года назад +3

      I agree, I'm Haitian and it was the same.😂

    • @kaila62kaila
      @kaila62kaila 4 года назад +1

      Yes! Immigrant families don't play!

  • @plotus5885
    @plotus5885 4 года назад +66

    “I’ll pack you some coffee then!” S 🍪 & ☕️

  • @mommamia5251
    @mommamia5251 4 года назад +163

    School Lunches, I can relate. The other kids were eating PB&J or bologna. My lunch was pasta in a thermos, salami & provolone sandwiches or pasta e fagioli. I needed a breath mint after lunch!

    • @kimber_sez_so
      @kimber_sez_so 4 года назад +11

      Yup. Those salami sandwiches...and an S cookie. Lmao!

    • @caesarfiorini
      @caesarfiorini 4 года назад +11

      Potatoes and eggs or peppers and eggs on semolina....my brown lunch bag would have a spot at the bottom from the olive oil....LOL

    • @Anca820
      @Anca820 4 года назад +7

      @@caesarfiorini OMG!! Someone else knows potatoes and eggs??

    • @Anca820
      @Anca820 4 года назад +9

      @@caesarfiorini Kids had no clue what I was eating. Sometimes peppers and eggs but I loved my potatoes and eggs on a huge piece of Italian bread. Great memories!

    • @tamiekaaugusta4058
      @tamiekaaugusta4058 4 года назад +3

      This comment just took me out! 😂😂😂

  • @tbwatch88
    @tbwatch88 7 месяцев назад +3

    rolling. the guy's a genius. don't throw around that word unheavily, man. wow.

  • @senseirat15
    @senseirat15 4 года назад +1

    Same here. No naps in our household growing up with Romanian immigrants as parents...lol everything he says is so on point with southern European and eastern European families 😄

  • @stacythomas7162
    @stacythomas7162 4 года назад +12

    Sebastion, look at yourself now. Your dad got the last laugh lol. Your physical comedy is ON POINT!

  • @bobbygermano9926
    @bobbygermano9926 4 года назад +89

    I can count on 1 hand how many comedians make me laugh. He is def one of them!.

    • @Leadeshipcoach
      @Leadeshipcoach 4 года назад

      BOBBY GERMANO .. yep! Dude is hilarious !!

  • @adilouie
    @adilouie 4 года назад +69

    Truth. My husband comes from the Polish. His Grandparents owned a restaurant in Upstate NY. He was working as soon as he could reach the countertop.
    That Work Ethic remains. He'll work 7 days a week. No complaints.

    • @bluluckyduckie
      @bluluckyduckie 4 года назад +2

      Alison DiLouie hi from Rochester 👋

    • @AussieGirl235
      @AussieGirl235 4 года назад +5

      That’s not something to be proud of

    • @AussieGirl235
      @AussieGirl235 4 года назад +4

      Kaz - So anyone that doesn’t work themselves to death 7 days a week is “lazy”, yeah that makes so much sense 🙄

    • @AussieGirl235
      @AussieGirl235 4 года назад +1

      Kaz - I’m not a dumbass who goes through life living for people’s approval. Good luck with that

    • @AussieGirl235
      @AussieGirl235 4 года назад +1

      Kaz - I sure did. Enjoy your miserable life

  • @janettefrazier7241
    @janettefrazier7241 3 года назад +2

    You makin any scratch?!😂😆🤣

  • @stephenjones6030
    @stephenjones6030 3 года назад +3

    PLEASE keep it up Sebastian. You're making our lives better...and more enjoyable.

  • @frandundon8201
    @frandundon8201 4 года назад +6

    Love his great humor..I'm italian and German and married an Irishmen..italian heritage is awesome..love your clean humor..keep going..laughing is the best therapy ever..

  • @SuperZytoon
    @SuperZytoon 4 года назад +34

    You are so helping me through this solitary confinement! God Bless you and your family and please stay safe.

  • @Moving_Forward247
    @Moving_Forward247 4 года назад +70

    This was HILARIOUS. My mom is from México. I spent Saturday mornings cutting bushes, mopping...I didn’t understand when I would be “done.” I went to friends houses to watch cable and eat things like goldfish and gushers. High school was HARD WORK both at school and home-college was a break for me (and I was pre med at Harvard!). Whew! Mama. And Dad! Love you. Thanks for your work ethic.

  • @kfrausto
    @kfrausto 3 года назад +4

    This comedian is awesome, one of my favorites. His comedy remains very funny even after many viewings!

  • @josephinelarosa7031
    @josephinelarosa7031 3 года назад +4

    Love this guy 😍 brings back my own childhood in an Italian family. My tummy hurts from laughing so hard 🤣

  • @yankees57
    @yankees57 4 года назад +14

    This is how I grew up! No naps unless you had a fever and were sick! I also remember the S cookie thing! Growing up in a very Italian household there were coffee and S cookies laying around somewhere! Great jokes! 😁😂

  • @RubySlippers1100
    @RubySlippers1100 4 года назад +45

    He's hilarious!! My favorite is The Doorbell ringing and my husband and son's fav is the antifreeze and bologna!

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 4 года назад +6

      Here, have some Sanka. :-)

    • @thecramptons
      @thecramptons 4 года назад +2

      Stephenie Hamilton my favorite is the neighbor that answers the door in a mask (b4 covid) 🤣

    • @stacitaylor1064
      @stacitaylor1064 4 года назад +2

      Stephenie Hamilton
      We use to love when the doorbell rang, now forget it...

    • @tomgio1
      @tomgio1 4 года назад +1

      Stephenie Hamilton , I agree! The Orangina bit is pretty good, too.

    • @mrmactknife
      @mrmactknife 4 года назад +1

      "Get the sword!" Haha

  • @davidc6032
    @davidc6032 4 года назад +8

    Love when he does his dad. That was a primo bit.

  • @WoodlandApothecary
    @WoodlandApothecary 4 года назад +9

    OMG! The Italian, Sicilian thing was the same at my house. My Dad was Sicilian and my Mother was Italian. My Dad always said the same thing. Your Sicilian!!! LOL!

  • @mr.f1rewall2.07
    @mr.f1rewall2.07 3 года назад +3

    I’m Irish but can relate to this a LOT, cuz I was adopted at birth into an Italian family, with my dad being a first gen American! Sláinte 🍻 Sebastian Maniscalco, Sláinte! 🍻🇮🇪🇮🇪🍻🇮🇪🇮🇪

  • @acmf74
    @acmf74 4 года назад +9

    Growing up as a first generation Italian, I can completely relate to this. lol