1:57 "the guy behind me is 500lbs that doesn't matter" one of my favorite lines in all of comedy, still remember the first time I heard this line and I could not stop laughing!!!😂
Same situation, I asked them, "What about this guy? Are you telling me if I SWALLOWED the bag I wouldn't have to pay extra?" Even the fat guy was laughing
Haaaaaa.... I was one of those horrible people at the airline's but mostly I let people get by because it was such a freaking hassle getting out the 28 lb Master card swiper with carbon copies... Which took like 15 minutes per person...😂😂😂 Everybody in my line got to take a little bit extra😂😂😂😂
I love watching Sebastian and he does have some great material, but a lot of people do say its his body language and actions that make it gold. Either way I enjoy it
This exact bit is when Sebastian became my favorite comedian. I was in the military for seven years, and I've been to more airports than I can remember. And it is so true how other countries have their military guarding the airports, in neat, pressed uniforms. But when Sebastian says, "Have you seen our first line of defense?...Take out your...." Lol!!! That exact guy IS the first line of defense at all U.S. airports. This bit is amazing...actually this whole special is amazing. Oh and the Pete and Sebastian show podcast is also fantastic. Pete's witty as hell man. Hearing Pete make Sebastian laugh for an hour every week, one of the greatest comedians of our time laugh out loud, is worth the price of admission.
On my soul I died but u have to hear his other joke wit people for fingers on there feet cause of how long some people toes are he says he can pick up an Orange he did the same stance wit his legs in dis vid u gotta watch it 😂😂😂
I saw him live and I was crying so hard, partly laughing hysterically and partly because my stomach hurt so bad from laughing... I couldn’t wait for him to finish to relieve the pain. LOL. HES A MUST SEE. He’s truly the best. He has two specials in Netflix!
Omg I'm dying, this guy and his toenails🤣😂so glad I discovered you a few months ago. I'm a French gal living in Ireland so took me a while to know about you. But love love your style, clean and hilarious, I wish your TV show will become a reality and will be available internationally
@E Drudkle yes I know and I've almost watched it all already! Same, I've been watching intensively and I feel I've gone through close to every possible video on RUclips already! More, please! 😀
Some rifles have grenade launchers, where that gesture would make more sense. And other military around the world for some reason like to point the end upward instead of downward to the ground when holding their weapons.
OMG this man and his brilliantly candid and hilarious comedy has literally been one of the very few things that has helped me maintain my sanity through this crazy time! So very grateful for him!
Still one of my favorite skit of all times. Anyone who traveled by plane can relate. From the jubilating attendant when your luggage is too heavy and your need to pay extra $$ or your extra boot is going to take the plane down.
This actually happened to my husband at Midway in Chicago. My son and I had already passed through and we look back and my husband is pulling stuff out of his bag, it's flying everywhere! We were laughing so hard THEN we hear this bit by Sebastian and I literally lost it. So hilarious!
TSA means "throw shit away" - I am so glad I don't have to fly for work, and can't really afford to go anywhere for fun that requires flying 😂 not that you can go anywhere now anyway, or if you go, you can't get home!
His little moves that accentuate what he's saying make it 100 times funnier. Like when he says, "machine guns" and does that little "reloading" gesture. He's funny, but also a great physical comedian
Love this bit. So freaking true! The suitcase weight limit is a joke! And when he talks about first line of defense??? Omg!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so freaking true!
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What really makes him special is the physicality he puts into his performances.
去水印软件❤❤❤的 了吗
No shit, Sherlock. Lol just saying what every comment says about him in every video.
His voice the accent and the physical make anything he says funny.
rude af@@DudeBro824
actually thats the most annoying part.
Guy sneaks in a workout every set
Good one!!! 😂😂
Gotta be on the grind!!
Great comment!! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"my SOCK is gonna take the plane into the Pacific...." ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m crying
😹😹😹
😂
One of my favorite lines!! Hysterical!! 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Everything he saids is 100 percent the truth.
That’s why it’s funny
He's what we NEED nowadays.
Its not about the weight being on the plane, its about people having to load your bag. The union mandates it cant weigh more than 50 pounds.
@@tmghn1 makes sense. i didn't know that but i can definitely see unions arguing for that since most people can lift up to 50 lbs.
@@tmghn1 it is joke. i think he knows :)
1:57 "the guy behind me is 500lbs that doesn't matter" one of my favorite lines in all of comedy, still remember the first time I heard this line and I could not stop laughing!!!😂
Same situation, I asked them, "What about this guy? Are you telling me if I SWALLOWED the bag I wouldn't have to pay extra?" Even the fat guy was laughing
@@totemthepole 😂 it’s a valid question
That’s freakin funny
Haaaaaa.... I was one of those horrible people at the airline's but mostly I let people get by because it was such a freaking hassle getting out the 28 lb Master card swiper with carbon copies... Which took like 15 minutes per person...😂😂😂 Everybody in my line got to take a little bit extra😂😂😂😂
“Yet somehow my socks are gonna send the plane crashing into the pacific?!”😅😂
“I’m takin out a boot, a sock. toothpaste. is this two pounds?”
Comedy gold
not rlly
Jay thank you for your opinion
#IDontKnowWhatTwoPoundsIs 😂🤣😂🤣
I love watching Sebastian and he does have some great material, but a lot of people do say its his body language and actions that make it gold. Either way I enjoy it
There is a penalty for asking...TSA code.gov.perp.69-33-69
Easily one of his best bits all-time. Hysterical.
I was going through breast cancer.......he kept me laughing through my treatment......today cancer free
Awesome!
❤❤❤❤
Amazing! Keep being strong!
Amazing! Keep going strong ❤
Awesome.... sending hugs from NY ❤
The guy behind me weighs 500 pounds! Are you prepared for this kind of weight?!? LOLOOLOLOL!!!!
They gotta seat that guy in the center of the plane so they don't scrape the ground on takeoff.
@@whyyeseyec Hilarious!! 🤣
@@whyyeseyec HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hilarious
Sebastian really perfected his craft 🔥. Gotta see him live after this pandemic
Haha. Anticipate a late start if he’s flying in and one of the 23 blue shirts that disliked the vid so far are on shift.
Agreed!
I saw him a few years ago - he was incredible!! 🤣
This scamdemic is never going to end
After this pandemic? Um...about that...
"The guy behind me is 500 pounds but my sock's going to take the plane into the Pacific"
This exact bit is when Sebastian became my favorite comedian. I was in the military for seven years, and I've been to more airports than I can remember. And it is so true how other countries have their military guarding the airports, in neat, pressed uniforms. But when Sebastian says, "Have you seen our first line of defense?...Take out your...." Lol!!! That exact guy IS the first line of defense at all U.S. airports. This bit is amazing...actually this whole special is amazing. Oh and the Pete and Sebastian show podcast is also fantastic. Pete's witty as hell man. Hearing Pete make Sebastian laugh for an hour every week, one of the greatest comedians of our time laugh out loud, is worth the price of admission.
Thank you for your service!
Sadly, I have a feeling this bit put him on a TSA list... 😳
His exaggerated movements and flailing are actually pretty accurate lmao. Especially at LAX
@@danymalsound*Cervix
Thank you for your Service
This guy is a real life marionette...I keep looking for the strings. His body movements are EFFORTLESS. 👏👏👏
Are you a quadriplegic?
Gunkanjima literally what I was wondering
Imagine how much he practiced it
@@gunkanjima3408 rude
I love how he cocks the machine gun like it's a shotgun. He's hilarious.
Totally!!
When he said that it’s a scam, he nailed it!
Yeah it’s still going on the plane. Where’s the logic???🤬🤣🤣🤣
Mmmhmmmm
3:06
As soon as he said TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOP he turned into Kramer 😆
he turned into Ben Stiller when he did that
You mean none other than millionaire industrialist A J Pennypacker?
Omg. Lmao
😂😂😂 he’s fit because he works out throughout his entire set. Love him
Always act shocked that your bag is overweight at the airport
“...like he could cut...PROVOLONE”
😂😂😂
a thin SLICEEEEE of provolonaaa. LMBO
I lost it oh he's goood
I just found this guy 2 days ago and omg. I love this. His delivery and bits are just incredible.
he has two specials on netflix
He is the best!...no foul language.. excellent delivery 😂
I wonder if Sebastian was a dancer. He moves like a dancer but he is a world class comedian! Sebastian, dude, you are therapy!
I never thought of that but you're right!
Yes he was :)
Definitely not his dad would never allow that lol
He works out
@@leosmith9163 didn't think so...maybe did when he was at an older age...
4:07 His delivery is priceless. That empty look and the accent kills me every time
I’ve been to the airport in Beirut, Lebanon...he ain’t lyin about the security 😂
I would assume it’s because the threat of terrorism is much more likely in places like Beirut or Lebanon and would require military presence
Good joke though not hating Sebastian is great
Zach B Errr 9/11?
Seoul International had sand bagged fighting positions with concertina wire and manned machine guns on either side of the main entrance in 1988.
LaLabutterfly “errr” America isn’t in the middle of a constant threat of terrorism? Lol are you serious?
Your physical comedy is incredible, man.
“My sock is gonna take the plane into the pacific, but you’re prepared for *this* kind of weight?!”
Lmaoo it’s too good
I nearly pissed myself 😂😂 at the machete for a toenail. 😂🤣. I haven't laughed out loud that hard in a long time. I scared my cat off of my lap.
rhoades girl...now you made ME, laugh out loud!! THANK YOU!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
A genuine laugh !!!! Dare I say GUFFAW
On my soul I died but u have to hear his other joke wit people for fingers on there feet cause of how long some people toes are he says he can pick up an Orange he did the same stance wit his legs in dis vid u gotta watch it 😂😂😂
Me too...too funny and truthful.
@@sumnerwaite6390 YESSSSSS . My kids said mom , you Ahgagaga ahgagaga
I always put an incremental set of dumbbells in my suitcase so that I can take out the perfect amount of weight when I check in.
Are you kidding me?? Seriously,?? I just buy a luggage scale
I got your humour. SMFH at this guy ^
😂😂😂
That's a good one. 🤣🤣
@@mastiffmama6008 oh my god you did not think this dude was serious lmao.
“ put it on the carry on”
“ its still on the plane”
good ass point lmfao
So far, 18 TSA agents have disliked the video LMAO
lol!!!
Oh well maybe they need a remake in sense of humor therapy
Lol!
I nearly passed out laughing when he screamed “TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOPS!!”
SAME 😂😂
I saw him live and I was crying so hard, partly laughing hysterically and partly because my stomach hurt so bad from laughing... I couldn’t wait for him to finish to relieve the pain. LOL. HES A MUST SEE. He’s truly the best. He has two specials in Netflix!
Same here holy cow that was funny
Ikr. Funniest shit ever
Best shit ever
The first time seeing him on tv had me cracking up. Seen him live 3 times now.
Omg I'm dying, this guy and his toenails🤣😂so glad I discovered you a few months ago. I'm a French gal living in Ireland so took me a while to know about you. But love love your style, clean and hilarious, I wish your TV show will become a reality and will be available internationally
@E Drudkle yes I know and I've almost watched it all already! Same, I've been watching intensively and I feel I've gone through close to every possible video on RUclips already! More, please! 😀
Cheers to Ireland
Same ... RECENTLY found him.
"Idk what 2 pounds is" 🤣 🤣 🤣
Sebastian: "Machine Gun!"
Also Sebastian: Makes the Gesture of a shotgun.
I thought the same thing "machine guns don't work like that." 😂😂😂
Some rifles have grenade launchers, where that gesture would make more sense. And other military around the world for some reason like to point the end upward instead of downward to the ground when holding their weapons.
I loved the look on his face tho!
When he put his hands behind his back after talking about security in the rest of the world was so spot on.
That soft realese....😂
My daughter was traveling to Europe. They said her bag was too heavy. She opened it & started putting on more clothes!! They let her go thru.
Smart daughter!!
Been there, done that
I’ve done the same thing 😂
Hahaha you re daughter knows how to handle
Your body motions during your skits are EVERYTHING!!🤣🤣😍🥰🤩
OMG this man and his brilliantly candid and hilarious comedy has literally been one of the very few things that has helped me maintain my sanity through this crazy time! So very grateful for him!
Literally get a stomach ache laughing! I can totally see him in the clubs in the 80s all tan and cologned!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Still one of my favorite skit of all times. Anyone who traveled by plane can relate. From the jubilating attendant when your luggage is too heavy and your need to pay extra $$ or your extra boot is going to take the plane down.
There’s nobody better in comedy these days.
I could watch this guy all day .. and I am late for work 🙂
🙂
Go to work bananka
I literally spat out my water when he said "take out your laptop!!!!" Oh my god that was funny
A thin slice of provoloneyyyy!!! 👌😂😂😂
"Take out your laptop!" Heard that way too many times. LMFAO
This actually happened to my husband at Midway in Chicago. My son and I had already passed through and we look back and my husband is pulling stuff out of his bag, it's flying everywhere! We were laughing so hard THEN we hear this bit by Sebastian and I literally lost it. So hilarious!
Did they make your husband ship his stuff back to your house or put it in his check-in?
Sometimes they make you mail it!
This Guy is crazy!!!! I'm up in texas at 4am laughing so loud the neighbors dog is barking at me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I just discovered this guy recently, and I gotta say, I'm grabbing tix for his shows once this virus chills out. 😂😂🤣
He's sooo right tho!!! Lol 😅😅 it's still going on the plane like what's it matter?? 😅😅
"Have you seen our first line of defense? Take out your laptop!!!" Oh my goodness 🤣!!!
The way he did the gun gesture got me 🤣
3:36 can we leave people’s shoes on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
TSA means "throw shit away" - I am so glad I don't have to fly for work, and can't really afford to go anywhere for fun that requires flying 😂 not that you can go anywhere now anyway, or if you go, you can't get home!
Holy shit Sebastian, almost killed me literally just now. Thank you for that.
Love this guy. Laughing so hard!
This man tells stories that are REAL AND HILARIOUS..I HATE TAKING MY SHOES OFF LOL
Hilarious as always, Sebastian... Thanks for giving us a reason to laugh out loud...
Yes thank you!!!
My wife and I go back and forth with your comedic lines! Its HILARIOUS!! "Take out your laptops!!!" LOL
You are an absolute gem! How could we go thru 2020 without these Truths!?! Bwuahahahaha!!
0:27 brilliant. thats the kind of funny that makes your ribs hurt and you don’t even know why
LMAO! "It's still going on the plane....what does it matter if it's on top or underneath!"
One of my FAVORITE clips. I cry laughing EVERY time!! 😂🤣😂🤣
It's all going on the plane. 😃😄😁😄
🤣So freakin funny, but pissed-off that you’re absolutely right about the straight, out blunt airline scams! 😡
The creams and gels 😂
TSA people: he’s joking, okay? Don’t take it personally.
You sure about that?
They should take it personally. It's pathetic.
f** that, we all hate them
"OHHHHHHHHH, I'm sorry! Your bag is 2 pounds over..." got me on the floor. so did my sock is going to bring us into the pacific
HYSTERICAL!! I love this guy!!!
The first guy they send out part is so perfect. Having flown out of O’Hare several times can confirm I know exactly who he’s talking about
io sono morta dal ridere drop dead per terra quando ha parlato dell'unghia e del provolone o dio...ti amoooo
TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOP!!! I die everytime 😭😂
We discovered you recently. We just love you man.
0:23 😂😂😂😂😂
"You tell your wife we're never gonna make it
"It's okay it's okay!"
"OKAY OKAY HUH"
SUCH.A.GOOD.POINT!!!
Cant wait for some new content😂😂😂💯💯
Seriously
Me too. I'm in an anticipation.
His little moves that accentuate what he's saying make it 100 times funnier. Like when he says, "machine guns" and does that little "reloading" gesture. He's funny, but also a great physical comedian
Sebastian is comedic gold! .. "The soft release" LMAO! .. I just love this cat's acts!
The machine gun with
the shotgun cocking
And you know when they throw your liquids
that have more than the rule amount
TSA is taking that home
? Is that 1 sentence?
@@TheAdatto no its 26 words and an alphabet agency
@@timbo7188 With zero grammar
@@TheAdattoif you get what I said
Grammar dont matter .
when I talk I dont say
period at the end of the sentence .
@@timbo7188 ehm..
These days laughter is only a walk away into the "normal world".
The way he extricates his legs from the tangled mic cable at 3:21 and makes it part of the routine is priceless.
At the airport now. SO TRUE!!
saw him live in Vegas and was dying at every joke, he plays at the Whynn often, everyone should go.
I knew a guy that you couldn't tell the difference between him or his dog when he walk on tile floors. His toe nails were so long.
Thanks, I hate it.
Wow. It feels like it was ages ago!! Thanks for this reminder!!
LOL "the guy behind me's 500lbs that doesn't matter???"
When he starts slicing the provolone 🤣
Take out your laptops💃🏾🤸🏾♀️💃🏾 liquids and gels 🤾♂️🕺🏿! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG, I SO LOVE Sebastian.........he is so honest and laugh-out-loud hysterical, love, maureen
This might be my favorite skit from Sebastian 😂😂😂 “idk what two pounds is” 🤣
Everything in this standup true..The accent, vocal inflection, and his sound effects drive it home..😂😂
2023 update, the 500 lb man will be paying extra 😂
I've never heard of this guy until a friend posted this exact video on Facebook. Being hooked with him ever since 😂😂😂
"Just a thin slice of provolone"....I almost fell out of my chair. Feet and toes are disgusting and his mannerisms are so spot on hilarious!!!
"Your liquids, your creams, your gels"... 😂😂
😂🤣🤦🏾♂️ he is a fool so hilarious and it's so true. What is two pounds anybody know what two pounds is 😂
32 ounces.
@@richarddarlington1139 lol is everything a question u gotta answer? 🤣
@@when_did_i_post_this6996 (bobblehead doll move, lower lip hanging down)
@Richard Darlington, could also be about $2.55 at today’s rates
@@when_did_i_post_this6996 😂
Hilarious. I love the description of the airport check in and guards. The mannerisms are classic. Provolone slices with the toe nail were magic
"A thin slice.....of Provolone".....LoL. Hilarious
i don't have any money or reason to fly anywhere but i imagine this to be how it is and very funny
babybear kugo chill bro!
Love this bit. So freaking true! The suitcase weight limit is a joke! And when he talks about first line of defense??? Omg!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so freaking true!