The lyrics contributed in some of these comments are truly outstanding! If anybody would like to record a vocal version for this (or any other of my tracks) please send me an email and we can collaborate!
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at the soil, and realise it needs rain But I've been milling and farming so long That even my lordship thinks that my mind is corn But I hast never crossed a Lord that ne’er deserved it Me, be treated like a serf? Well that’s actually heard of, Take heed what thou be prating, where thou be striding, Or thou and thine maidens might be for a lashing, I surely hate the King but I gots to work, As I plough, yonder village going up in smoke Fools, I'm the kind of Farmer little ruffians try to be like On thine knees in the night, sowing wheat by the moonlight Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Keep spending most my life living in this feudal paradise Keep spending most our lives living in this feudal paradise Look at the situation my lordship hath me facing I can't live a normal life, thou was’t raised by the wheat fields So I have to be strong for the plough team But too much maiden watching has me chasing dreams An uneducated fool with groschen on my mind Got my scythe in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a burned out peasant, but I still fly the banner Yet my grindstone’s wet so don't arouse my anger Fools, death art nothing but a plague rat away I'm living life plough or die, what can I say? I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24? The way the plague is going, I don't know… Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Keep spending most my life living in my lordship’s paradise Keep spending most our lives living in my lordship’s paradise Ploughing for the wheat, milling for the flour, Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's watching, and half of them are starving, “It's for the lordship’s kitchen!”, but I don't know what's cookin' They say “thou should learn”, there’s no baker here to teach me if I don’t understand it, who gonna feed me? I know they can't, I know they won't I know that buboes why I know my life is on the owt, fool! Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Keep spending most my life living in my lordship’s paradise Keep spending most our lives living in my lordship’s paradise Tell me why are we so blind to see That the king we serve would burn you and me? - a peasant, probably.
@@mycobrahatesyou I mean, Stevie's work wouldn't blow up as Coolio's Also pretty sure Coolio got permission from Stevie (he had to remove the swear words though)
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at thyself, and realize there's little sane Cause I've been milling and grinding so long Even my mother thinks my mind is gone But I hast never crossed a lord that hasn't deserved it Treating me like a serf, well that's actually heard of Been spending most our lives living in a peasants paradise Been spending most our lives living in a peasants paradise
Probably not considering how much he flipped out about Weird Al getting permission from his manager and doing Amish Paradise. However just like in that case it is a nice work which shines light back on the original. RIP
@@theyaden yeah like 10 years ago when it first came out. he later said on Hot Ones that he regretted getting angry over it, so I’d assume he wouldn’t care about this
idk why this comment is so funny to me, but I think that's the point. The beat probably does take inspiration from some sort of midevil melodic tone representing 'darkness' as in the darkness of the streets (non-racially)
The original song itself is supposed to be haunting. It became a kind of anthem but the "Gangsters Paradise" he sings about the whole time is not a paradise at all and in fact a world of significant pain, struggle and sacrifice just to keep yourself and your closest ones alive.
@@CriticoolHit The tragedy of young men, from the same bad situation, killing each other for nothing. “Why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?“
@@coh2conscript851 Although occasional burning of witches is recorded in Switzerland since the beginning of the 15th century, the Valais trials of 1428 are the first event in which the accusation of sorcery leads to a systematic persecution with hundreds of victims executed.
@@GumSkyloard i mean sure if you want :) i watched them when i was younger and they helped me through a lot. it’s nice to still watch things that help you :)
They would be mindblowned, sophisticated melodies and tempos weren’t invented yet, and especially not this precise. Not taking into accounts the instruments and the combinations on their own
When Shakespeare starts rapping his sonnets. Edit: "Good lord, thy contributions to mine scripture are unexpected, but welcome. I hadst never thought a lowly bard such as mine self would attract the eye of so many at the round table."
“His palms art drenched in sweat Knees tremble like a leaf in the wind Arms art heavy His tunic is adorned with foul vomit, the spaghetti of his dear mother and fair lady” - William $hakespeare, MacBeth 1589 colourised (probably)
@@whosjojo9882 ok so. Im italian and we say "dopo cristo" that means "after christ" so we write d.C. i thinked that in all the world the people write d.C. but now idk.
Whether the original Pastime Paradise, Gangsta’s Paradise, Amish Paradise, or this medieval cover, one thing remains constant. This melody fucking rules
true… all these medieval covers go to show that good music is good music no matter the genre or the century.. listen to the Kevin Little song medieval cover! amazing
Actually i would say that we thought we invented a style when those melodies already existed a long time ago, just like any other genre, the core is the same it's just the tool used to render those sounds that are different.
Subtly grabbing some of these songs to play whenever my players are in a tavern during dnd to see how long it takes them to realize what the bards in the taverns are playing.
Fighting right now at frontier, got injured with arrow, this music gives me hope, motivation and the comeback I wish to give. This is essential for me this time😊
Ahh, I can almost perceive those famed days of yore in mine mind's eye; when the Bard Eminem dueled vigorously with words of the utmost eloquence, and the Troubadour Kanye of the West wrote glorious sonnets that shocked the gentlefolk down yonder but pleased the licentious village maidens and tavern drunkards greatly indeed.
It is with great sorrow to announce Sir Coolio hath perished. For he was a formidable warrior of melodies. For current peasants shalt not know his worth
@@jareththegoblinking3191 Only as a title. You have to mod in being able to play instruments. Said mod comes with every song from the series (including the uncensored bawdy songs from "Daggerfall") as a base, you can also voice record and add your own covers. You can also add instrumentals via shop mods.
As i walk through the mountains of King Graveth I take a look at my scythe The harvest season is not yet Cause i've been robbed and waited so long that Every Calradia peasant thinks the harvest is gone I never treated a Count like he didn't deserve it Me be treated like a nervous man, you know that's unheard of You better watch who you asking, and who you taxing Cause you and your party might be knocked unconscious I really hate the King but i got to work As i go i see myself in a village smoking, fool Graveth ain't nothing but a swadian bitch and prey I spend my life doing wine, what can i say? I'm 23 now, the harvest season is worth dying for? The way Sultans are coming i don't know Tell me why are we So hard to see? The only ones they chose Are swadians and vaegirs Been spending most my live Living in a Tribesman Paradise Been spending most my live Living in a Tribesman Paradise Been spending most my live Living in a Tribesman Paradise...
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at a discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish Paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish Paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish Paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish Paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish Paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish Paradise Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!
@@SayYourSomething The history of the Amish church began with a schism in Switzerland within a group of Swiss and Alsatian Mennonite Anabaptists in 1693 led by Jakob Ammann. Those who followed Ammann became known as Amish. [wiki] Basically around the 1850s or a little later the Old Order Amish (who we think of when we think of Amish) split off, and those are the ones who kept the level of technological progression they had attained up to that point. So until that time they were just a quirky christian sect that was mostly like everyone else edit: they were banished/run out of europe which is why they're here, btw
Me thinking about what the crusaders sang on their way to the Holy Land: “They probably sang some sort of chant or something.” Crusaders: “WE ART LIVING IN A CRUSADER’S PARADISE!”
no idea what the might have sang on the way down, but I know when the crusading armies were besieged in Antioch, on the final day of the siege when the crusaders made a desperate attempt at a break out into the Turkish camp the battle chant was something to the effect of "God willing, we'll all be rich!"
@Kazmark_gl: Did you watch Extra Credits’ vids on the First Crusade? Cuz I feel like they mentioned something like that at one time. I watched those a long time ago. lol
As thy walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at myne life and realize there is nothing left 'Cause I've been feasting and fighting so long that Even the Pope thinks that my mind is gone. But I have never poisoned a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a peasent, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you're praying and where you're hunting Or you and your whole family might be laying in a casket. I really hate to go, but I gotta dance As they croak, I see their ghosts reflected on the head of my arrow Fool, I'm the nobleman all the little princes want to be like On my knees in the night, saying prayers in my lamp light. Been spending most their lives Living in a nobleman's paradise Been spending most their lives Living in a nobleman's paradise Keep spending most our lives Living in a nobleman's paradise Keep spending most our lives Living in a nobleman's paradise. Look at the situation they got me facing I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the court So I gotta be down with the royal team Too much manuscript reading, got me chasing dreams. I'm a educated fool with taxes on my mind Got some grain in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm an opium warrior, addicted to danger And my wife has the plague, so don't arouse my anger. 'Tis, death is only a heart beat away I'm fighting in the Holy War, what can I say? I'm 12 now but will I live to see 13? The way things are going only God knows. Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me? Been spending most their lives Living in a nobleman's paradise Been spending most their lives Living in a nobleman's paradise Keep spending most our lives Living in a nobleman's paradise Keep spending most our lives Living in a nobleman's paradise. Art and the money, loyalty and power Minute after minute, hour after hour All the Moors are fleeing, but half of them aren't looking It's going on at the stake, but I don't know who's cooking. They say I have to learn, but nobody's here to teach me If they can't understand it, how can the Holy Men reach me? I guess they can't, I guess they won't I guess they front, that's why I know I'm out of luck, fool. Been spending most their lives Living in a nobleman's paradise Been spending most their lives Living in a nobleman's paradise Keep spending most our lives Living in a nobleman's paradise Keep spending most our lives Living in a nobleman's paradise. Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me? Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me?
makes me think of how much more people appreciated music in general since they couldn't just look it up on youtube or listen on spotify anytime they wanted.
Ah, mirthful memories! This ballad doth transport me back to that time when my kinsmen and I did make merry at the tavern. Upon drinking our fill we quit the place, and happened upon a stranger outside. We did accost him, and we beat him until the blood flowed freely from his ears and mouth. There we left him, broken, and went to seek out the gutter wenches. Happy times!
I can just imagine Sir Coolio performing this beautiful piece at the local tavern back in 1295. No wonder he was King Edward's personal favorite musician.
*Harold Godwinson's army after the battle of Stamford Bridge* "Doth thou detect Boss music?" .... "Thou hath spent thy life living in a Norman's paradise."
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The lyrics contributed in some of these comments are truly outstanding! If anybody would like to record a vocal version for this (or any other of my tracks) please send me an email and we can collaborate!
Let's do it 😁
This honestly should have been the instrumental used for amish paradise by Weird Al Yankovich.
Puedes hacer una de GOD OF WAR? sería hermoso
@@lautarosamudio55 translation Can you do GOD OF WAR? Seriously beautiful.
@@mimicking608 Thank you
You can take Robin out the Hood but you can't take the Hood out of Robin.
Underrated comment! 😂
Nice
No bro, comment too fire
when a comment is so good that you screenshot it
That was deep af bro
I remember riding a carriage back in 1072 with the homies and doing a drive by with our longbows
Everyone knows drive-bys were invented by the Golden Horde in 1206.
Crossbow drive bys are better.
Nostalgia be like:
Sounds like a potential Netflix film 👍
Why wouldn't you use a short bow instead wtf
"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain"
😂
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that's just perfect for an English like me
@@simonkonecny9301 you know i shun fancy things like electricity.
@@dragonpixel1809 at 4:30 in the morning im milkin cows
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at the soil, and realise it needs rain
But I've been milling and farming so long
That even my lordship thinks that my mind is corn
But I hast never crossed a Lord that ne’er deserved it
Me, be treated like a serf? Well that’s actually heard of,
Take heed what thou be prating, where thou be striding,
Or thou and thine maidens might be for a lashing,
I surely hate the King but I gots to work,
As I plough, yonder village going up in smoke
Fools, I'm the kind of Farmer little ruffians try to be like
On thine knees in the night, sowing wheat by the moonlight
Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Keep spending most my life living in this feudal paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in this feudal paradise
Look at the situation my lordship hath me facing
I can't live a normal life, thou was’t raised by the wheat fields
So I have to be strong for the plough team
But too much maiden watching has me chasing dreams
An uneducated fool with groschen on my mind
Got my scythe in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a burned out peasant, but I still fly the banner
Yet my grindstone’s wet so don't arouse my anger
Fools, death art nothing but a plague rat away
I'm living life plough or die, what can I say?
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
The way the plague is going, I don't know…
Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Keep spending most my life living in my lordship’s paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in my lordship’s paradise
Ploughing for the wheat, milling for the flour,
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's watching, and half of them are starving,
“It's for the lordship’s kitchen!”, but I don't know what's cookin'
They say “thou should learn”, there’s no baker here to teach me
if I don’t understand it, who gonna feed me?
I know they can't, I know they won't
I know that buboes why I know my life is on the owt, fool!
Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise
Keep spending most my life living in my lordship’s paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in my lordship’s paradise
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the king we serve would burn you and me?
- a peasant, probably.
Genius
I only read the first verse but this needs more likes just to recognize your commitment to the RUclips rabbit hole my friend
Vastly underrated
This is fire
chat gpd?
Burglar: *breaks in^
Medieval Big Smoke: "Ye hath picked thy quarry inadvisably, fool!"
"Smoke, tis I!"
"Sir Johnson?"
"Carolus Johnson? My companion! How art thou?"
this has actually made my day
Hello wee infant art thou in a restful state
700 years later... still an absolute banger!
Ah you’re still alive I see, how was the battle of vesingar?
Tickled me that
😂😂
Hahahahahha
lmao
I ain’t never pillaged a king who didn’t deserve it.
Me treated like a serf, you know that's unheard of.
So, every king in history then
Thou Have been spending most of thy lifes living on the thieves paradise
Been spending most thy lives living in a tyrants paradise
🤔 they should do lyrics with these bardcore's.
Rest In Peace, Coolio. Thank you for providing the inspiration for this absolute bop.
He stole it from Stevie wonder's pastime paradise
@@mycobrahatesyou I mean, Stevie's work wouldn't blow up as Coolio's
Also pretty sure Coolio got permission from Stevie (he had to remove the swear words though)
He lived past 24 years old
@@lockon1982 He was older than 24 when he made the song.
@@doctorlove-robinsontheseco818 one of the lyrcis is: "I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?"
Bandit's Paradise by Coolio the Magnificent
Ок
Круто
*cooleth
Original song by Stevie Wonder
Suleiman the Magnificent
@@shadokittie6849 He sample it ,the song is famous because of Coolio ,that's how it is dude
me after stealing a cheese in skyrim:
LMAOOOOOOOOO
A singular cheese
(1) cheese
Lmao
Brilliant haha
Party like it’s 999
like it's 666* devil's paradise
Party like its 1399
@@stevencooper5235 party like it's 1299.
1699?
@@stevencooper5235 Party like it's 1349! Dance 'til you' re dead
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at thyself, and realize there's little sane
Cause I've been milling and grinding so long
Even my mother thinks my mind is gone
But I hast never crossed a lord that hasn't deserved it
Treating me like a serf, well that's actually heard of
Been spending most our lives living in a peasants paradise
Been spending most our lives living in a peasants paradise
This is amazing
Poet of the 11th century
My knight Homie's wife is plain!!!!!
Goodman !
Change the "peasant" into "Bandits" . Since bandit group are a gangster in their time.
Me and the boys siegeing down a castle listening to this.
I was there my arm got sliced off but I'll just get a new one yk its only my arm just a big scrach
@@icecoldwolfz tis but a scratch?
@@eligalvan8515 yea the but a scratch
I remember when we sieged constantinople I kinda regret it.......
I was a crusader :/
Me retaking retaking Gerusalemm with my b.f. crusaders:
Disregardeth maidens, acquire shillings
Harlots. Lol!
and ye shalt see thine milkshakes in thine dwelling
Tayke of thy burnyng conyfer
Each daye
Hear ye hear ye.
“We keep spending most of our lives in a feudalism paradise”
E
@@benhaag3929 E
@@mark-jf5ik E
@@benhaag3929 E
Ah, a fellow Toradora enthusiast
This version is worthy of much recognition .. I am sure Coolio would be extremely proud ... RIP Coolio ... Forever remembered, forever missed
Probably not considering how much he flipped out about Weird Al getting permission from his manager and doing Amish Paradise. However just like in that case it is a nice work which shines light back on the original. RIP
@@theyaden yeah like 10 years ago when it first came out. he later said on Hot Ones that he regretted getting angry over it, so I’d assume he wouldn’t care about this
@@DustySiren I suspect the regret was more that him pitching a fit after Weird Al was given permission by his people made Coolio look really bad.
@@theyaden he also said he had mad respect for al to
Highwayman's Paradise
Me in skyrim: **kills a chicken*
The whole f*ckin' Empire:
you mean the whole *clucking* empire?? IM SORRY
I can relate
@Falkrim the imperial think we need there laws pfff
"You have committed a crime against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?"
you should *chick* your back just in case
f**k that was horrible
Been spending most art life's living in a Monarchs paradise
You mean outlaws paradise
for 35 years until syphilis gets you
Brigand's Paradise
Blackguards paradise
Thy heathens paradise*
"Everybody a serf until the group jester gets executed"
-William Shakespeare
Everybody a burger until the group jester gets executed.
Schlau Kopf
@@anonym3 deine Mutter
@@panzerofthelake4460 hä?
The wise man's folly won't be the only thing getting anatomis'd.
i hope you know Dan and Phil talked about this in their newest gaming video and made me listen, which made me realise this is so good
same !!! and it’s amazing
I'm just slowly sinking deeper into this rabbit hole of medieval covers.
Lmao, you're in for a treat
✌️✌️
Same 🤣🤣
Most of us here are
Me too man. Me too.
Everybody gangsta til the trebuchet starts loosin' its rocks.
UNDERRATED LMAO
90kg over 300m!
Andy Mitchell the superior siege machine
LOLLLL
go aoe2
The only thing missing is the cathedral choir
Most definitely!💯
With the additional Ecclesiastical Latin chanting/praying.
I got you
ruclips.net/video/PRVzHdgpLsA/видео.html
That's a really obvious addition. I'm surprised it's not in this video.
Yes the choir...if you think about it Gangstaparadise is already a medieval version itself
“We living in a medieval paradise”: Sir Coolio 1239 AD
Sir Coolingshire*
It’s actually a very haunting melody, when you just listen to it
idk why this comment is so funny to me, but I think that's the point. The beat probably does take inspiration from some sort of midevil melodic tone representing 'darkness' as in the darkness of the streets (non-racially)
The original song itself is supposed to be haunting. It became a kind of anthem but the "Gangsters Paradise" he sings about the whole time is not a paradise at all and in fact a world of significant pain, struggle and sacrifice just to keep yourself and your closest ones alive.
@@CriticoolHit The tragedy of young men, from the same bad situation, killing each other for nothing. “Why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?“
@@inactiveaccount4829 I only meant that it was haunting even without the great lyrics 👍🏼
Take a guess which song this is
Why cant MY generation like this kind of music. I was born in the wrong generation. 1200s kids had it so good smh
same bruh, we need dem classics to give the people some darn culture. Bring on the lutes and the hootch!!1
@James I want to raid the holy land with the boys 😔
@James you got corona what else do you want ? aids maybe?
@@doubl3tap51 *THEN JOIN THE INTERNATIONAL HOLY CRUSADERS*
whenever something needs slayin you gotta be prayin ;D
try non american music.
When the witch doesn't die after burning for 20 minutes:
.
medieval people didn't burn witches tho
@@coh2conscript851 Although occasional burning of witches is recorded in Switzerland since the beginning of the 15th century, the Valais trials of 1428 are the first event in which the accusation of sorcery leads to a systematic persecution with hundreds of victims executed.
@@coh2conscript851 ffs XDXD imagine being that annoying.
@@nonamelol6939 the truth isnt annoying. you're just stupid
honestly i’m here because of dan and phil but this is one of the best things i’ve heard today (is anymore else here because of them??)
i'm not but i'm so curious what you're referencing bc i love dnp
oh god are we back in 2012
@@GumSkyloard i mean sure if you want :) i watched them when i was younger and they helped me through a lot. it’s nice to still watch things that help you :)
@@upsidedownturtle6742 sorry i didnt see, basically they made a video and referenced this :)
RUclips recommendation algorithm, you win this time....
Indeed they do
Fucking same
EXTREMELY RELATABLE!
Yep
Same
Broke: Gangsta's Paradise
Woke: Hoodlum's Heaven
Heathens Paradise
@@forickgrimaldus8301 😂😂😂😂
Rayman?
😁😁🤣🤣
Scoundrel’s Promised Land
When you expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Only Heretics and Heathens should worry :)
ruclips.net/video/sAn7baRbhx4/видео.html
Impossible
Underrated
Underrated comment
I remember I used to sneak out to see the bards playing this 🥹🥹 time has changed sm
Vikings when they find out monasteries are full of treasure and people that can't fight
Real gangster moment
and thats how mafia works
Those poor nuns!
Those monks should be glad that Vikingrs were there to guard their treasures while they inexplicably died under mysterious circumstances.
@@haharmageddontv6581 Straight Gangterism.
I wonder if we were able to somehow play this to medieval people would they like it?
Hm
if anyone ever time travels,please play them these bops,thank you.
They would be mindblowned, sophisticated melodies and tempos weren’t invented yet, and especially not this precise.
Not taking into accounts the instruments and the combinations on their own
LAN PORÇAY BU
As bayrakları as
imagine a medieval drive by using crossbows in a carriage.
well technically it happend
Am I the only one that imagined it in slow motion?
@@iamalijahmorton Slow motion is the only way you should imagine it.
GrizzlyB99 that’s true. Slow motion with a lot of muted yelling.
I'm riding crossbow side of the cart, seat your tuckus on the bales luther with this potato sack upon thine image as to mask it
I really really hope Coolio was able to hear this version while he was alive!! I am sure he would of loved it! R.I.P Coolio!😔
When Shakespeare starts rapping his sonnets.
Edit: "Good lord, thy contributions to mine scripture are unexpected, but welcome. I hadst never thought a lowly bard such as mine self would attract the eye of so many at the round table."
🤣🤣
😂😂😂
"Mom's spaghetti" -William Shakespeare rap battling Queen Elizabeth, probably
“His palms art drenched in sweat
Knees tremble like a leaf in the wind
Arms art heavy
His tunic is adorned with foul vomit, the spaghetti of his dear mother and fair lady” - William $hakespeare, MacBeth 1589 colourised (probably)
The only rapper Eminem would not want to diss
Before Gangsters Paradise there was Amish Paradise. Before Amish Paradise there was Medieval Paradise
YEEEAH Weird Al Pal! 🖐️
Have you heard Stevie Wonder's Pastime Paradise?
Before Medieval Paradise there was Stone Age Paradise
@@palindrome2599 And before Stone Paradise there was Wood Paradise and Straw Paradise.
I wonder how many people will get that reference.
YES‼️💯
Squires when they say bad morning to the priest at the monastery
literally
*Gets executed
Dr. Trayaurus...
Now that's a name I haven't heard for a long time.
You're as beautiful as the day we lost you
Ayyye we got a veteran in our midst
I've just discovered this genre and I think my depression has been cured by the music and the comments. I'm finally home. ❤
Only real 800's A.D. kids will understand 😎👊
oh aye i rememb'r those valorous days of our medieval era
Bro what’s your profile pic from
Edit: I found it it’s Spaghetti Man
Nostalgia
The fuck is a dc
@@whosjojo9882 ok so. Im italian and we say "dopo cristo" that means "after christ" so we write d.C. i thinked that in all the world the people write d.C. but now idk.
Robin Hood has a different meaning now
Robin in the hood 👍
robbin tha hood - sublime
@@ALG11101 Robinz in The Hood (get it? Boyz n the hood)
Robin da hood
@@notsure1367 XD
"We keep spending most of our lives living in a Roman Emperors paradise."
I was gonna say the Roman Empire fell before the Middle Ages, then I remembered the other half
@Half life 3 *Eastern Roman Empire. I think they preferred to be called that way
@@MJStno dude, uncool
@@massyarchai146 Yeah idk why he had to be so rude
Dude.
I remember bopping to this with the fellas at the 1466 summer festival. This was the jousting champion's walkout song. Simpler times man
Props to the Person who went back in time to record this masterpiece
Why not just get the sheet music?
RUclips is like the clear night skies. Everyday, you discover a new star.
Why does that sound poetic?
@@Spot_Faceless-Soldier cause it is.
So true
This touched my soul
And sometimes you loose one - RIP JEFF CENSORED!
Whether the original Pastime Paradise, Gangsta’s Paradise, Amish Paradise, or this medieval cover, one thing remains constant.
This melody fucking rules
Lookup Avengers Gangstas paradise by carpenter sound.
Its awesome
@@raymondjones7423 thanks... just did. really awesome.
@@Yog--Sothoth It was just as good if not better than the actual Avengers trailers.
Glad you had a chance to see it
INDEED! Medieval, Barroque, Pop, Hip Hop, it touches the deepest reality of all times society.
true… all these medieval covers go to show that good music is good music no matter the genre or the century.. listen to the Kevin Little song medieval cover! amazing
I'm here because a legend has gone too soon rest in peace coolio he's definitely in the gangster's paradise now🙏
Hip hop isn’t just conquering all places, it’s conquering all times
Deep
Actually i would say that we thought we invented a style when those melodies already existed a long time ago, just like any other genre, the core is the same it's just the tool used to render those sounds that are different.
@@싸넬동지-7성담배 true
@@싸넬동지-7성담배 So hip hop existed in the renaissance?
@@photosyntheticzee9915 So you don't understand London huh?
I wonder if in the future people would see this as a real medieval songs
history classes in 200 years are gonna be like "Peasants were *Badass* and no one can say otherwise"
VWet ær eu Ceys tsælkim bhwet
@@FlamingZelda3 democracy
You mean children on tiktok in 5 years?
@@berlinkopftcuster9217
"I *AM* the Senate."
Subtly grabbing some of these songs to play whenever my players are in a tavern during dnd to see how long it takes them to realize what the bards in the taverns are playing.
OMFG
Eddie is that you?
I watched an episode of the Orville and a band with harps and flutes(ish) was playing Jolene by Dolly Parton! Hilarious!
I'll have my team go to a school and play pumped up kicks.
GOLD!
Fighting right now at frontier, got injured with arrow, this music gives me hope, motivation and the comeback I wish to give. This is essential for me this time😊
Medieval coolio:
“Ye hath spent most thine life in a kings paradise”
Bandit’s paradise
Noble's paradise
Outlaw paradise
Ruffian’s paradise, if you will
Bubonic Plague: *Kills almost everyone in Europe*
The Plague Doctors:
Edit: I didn't expect for that many people to like
Oh my god someone needs to dub this over the swaggering plague doctor
Edit: I did it
Oh
Y e s
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ruclips.net/video/rgj4Nqrurcs/видео.html
The real theme of the plague doctor gangsta paradise meme
Hahahah
I born in 1200 and this song makes me remember those old good days... man.... i miss so much those times
Greetings, soul sibling!
Ahh, I can almost perceive those famed days of yore in mine mind's eye; when the Bard Eminem dueled vigorously with words of the utmost eloquence, and the Troubadour Kanye of the West wrote glorious sonnets that shocked the gentlefolk down yonder but pleased the licentious village maidens and tavern drunkards greatly indeed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love it!
splendid verses, that i found myself reading
Troubadour Kanye of the West got me 😂
Are ye thy brethren of Shakespeare?
Me and my saxon bros after playing Grand Theft Horse
muda da
Underratef
That’s just Red Dead
@@kingofthebeast4024 Lol. But also, not really. That's me and my cowboy bros, not saxon bros
DIOOOO!!!
People in medieval: hey look, a rat.
Plague doctor: *VIBING INTENSIFIES*
It is with great sorrow to announce Sir Coolio hath perished. For he was a formidable warrior of melodies. For current peasants shalt not know his worth
Here here! Beautifully put!
@@kellifranklin9872 To you sire or madam, I express the highest gratitude
@@onmygrind3854 I appreciate seeing more mindful non-gender assuming people on the internet these days. It's a little thing, but it brings me hope
The Duke of Yankovic has sent his regards and condolences towards Sir Coolio.
Wow this is so nostalgic... Reminds me of back in the day when I was just a simple peasant farmer working to appease my lord
I miss the days when the sun still orbited the earth.
@@raypurchase801 trust the science remember! 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
it's not all bad - the numerous feast days where the entire village wakes up stark naked in the village square the morning after
*teleports to the dark ages with a glock 19*
The Bard who has been following me since I shot the griffin attacking him:
He shot the griffin down, in the Dryad's Paradise
This sounds like a dnd campaign
This should be a Skyrim mod when you're in the Bars and inns.
Yes.
Please! Someone has to make it
Actually, there is. Look up "Become a Bard". It allows you to actually play instruments and load in custom songs.
@@robertcorbell1006 Don't you become a bard without mods?
@@jareththegoblinking3191 Only as a title. You have to mod in being able to play instruments. Said mod comes with every song from the series (including the uncensored bawdy songs from "Daggerfall") as a base, you can also voice record and add your own covers. You can also add instrumentals via shop mods.
I’d love to hear Hildegard von Blingen cover this song with those lyrics.
Or Weird Al. I think he’d be down for a duet.
@@DerMelodist You know, he probably would.
@@SadisticSenpai61 yeah lol
As i walk through the mountains of King Graveth
I take a look at my scythe
The harvest season is not yet
Cause i've been robbed and waited so long that
Every Calradia peasant thinks the harvest is gone
I never treated a Count like he didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a nervous man, you know that's unheard of
You better watch who you asking, and who you taxing
Cause you and your party might be knocked unconscious
I really hate the King but i got to work
As i go i see myself in a village smoking, fool
Graveth ain't nothing but a swadian bitch and prey
I spend my life doing wine, what can i say?
I'm 23 now, the harvest season is worth dying for?
The way Sultans are coming i don't know
Tell me why are we
So hard to see?
The only ones they chose
Are swadians and vaegirs
Been spending most my live
Living in a Tribesman Paradise
Been spending most my live
Living in a Tribesman Paradise
Been spending most my live
Living in a Tribesman Paradise...
Did not expect to see a warband reference here. Beautiful
The nervous man ref tho 😅
Nord mfs after I(vassal of king Graveth) take a hostile action against their village (Ambean) for the 4th time this month
this comment is so underrated
YYYYYYAAAAAAHS!!!
Clicked this out of curiosity, was not disappointed
People in 20th century: Wow we are going to have flying cars in 2020
People in 2020:
Lmao
Honestly they would be proud of us.
Medieval covers are an achievement that is on par, though.
I'm not disappointed tho
The future is the past boys keep that in mind
This deserves more attention! It's so good
Help spreadeth the word to receive mine eternal gratitude dear Dimitar!
Medieval Gangsta's Paradise:
Robin from the literal Hood
Ay dat Red Robin to ya
Robin hood is part of the groove street since he's wearing greem
Northside Nottingham
@@itsaguinness 😂
This hits different knowing Coolio just died.
RIP, legend. You're chilling in the Gangsta's Paradise with the homies now.
When you cast “gun” in DnD and the DM approves it
When you play this jam and see a guy you and the lads dislike:
*Ye came to the wrong village*
Lol
Never should've come here!
As I walk through the valley where I harVEST MY GRAIN-
I take a look at my wife and realIZE SHE'S VERY PLAIN
You know I SHUN fancy things like elecTRICITY
What be this futuristic sorcery?
@@OneTrueVikingbard At four-THIRTY in the morning I'm milking COWS
@@jamiea7815 Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, FOOL
RIP Lord Coolio, of House Gangsta.
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish Paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish Paradise
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!
...Weird Al Yankovic is great...! :D
Back in medieval times it was called normal life.
@@SayYourSomething Amish live in ~1850, they are much more advanced than medieval life, which is funny to say yet totally true
You Have to Live It Than Amish people in the year 1850 they probably lived like medieval people
@@SayYourSomething The history of the Amish church began with a schism in Switzerland within a group of Swiss and Alsatian Mennonite Anabaptists in 1693 led by Jakob Ammann. Those who followed Ammann became known as Amish. [wiki]
Basically around the 1850s or a little later the Old Order Amish (who we think of when we think of Amish) split off, and those are the ones who kept the level of technological progression they had attained up to that point.
So until that time they were just a quirky christian sect that was mostly like everyone else
edit: they were banished/run out of europe which is why they're here, btw
Me thinking about what the crusaders sang on their way to the Holy Land: “They probably sang some sort of chant or something.”
Crusaders: “WE ART LIVING IN A CRUSADER’S PARADISE!”
no idea what the might have sang on the way down, but I know when the crusading armies were besieged in Antioch, on the final day of the siege when the crusaders made a desperate attempt at a break out into the Turkish camp the battle chant was something to the effect of "God willing, we'll all be rich!"
@Kazmark_gl: Did you watch Extra Credits’ vids on the First Crusade? Cuz I feel like they mentioned something like that at one time. I watched those a long time ago. lol
Naught will I give thee up, likewise I shalt lack to let thee down, naught will I galivant about, and depart from thee
A medieval version of any modern song is something I did not know I needed until now.
This channel has the best comment section on the internet hahah
Agreed
Thine were Ye days of bandit’s paradise
We had Gangsta's Paradise, we had Amish Paradise...
Now this is something on another level - Brigand's Paradise!™
Yet both songs are a cover of Stevie wonder's pastime paradise. None the less, all are great songs!
And you trade marked it
We art thriving within the scoundrels paradise
Yes
I left my comment here so if anybody like this, so I can listen to this masterpiece again and again and again until the end of the time.
This exists.
Wow.
I live in a world where this is a thing.
I'm so happy now.
Now this is a masterpiece made from another masterpiece
As thy walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at myne life and realize there is nothing left
'Cause I've been feasting and fighting so long that
Even the Pope thinks that my mind is gone.
But I have never poisoned a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a peasent, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're praying and where you're hunting
Or you and your whole family might be laying in a casket.
I really hate to go, but I gotta dance
As they croak, I see their ghosts reflected on the head of my arrow
Fool, I'm the nobleman all the little princes want to be like
On my knees in the night, saying prayers in my lamp light.
Been spending most their lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise
Been spending most their lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise.
Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the court
So I gotta be down with the royal team
Too much manuscript reading, got me chasing dreams.
I'm a educated fool with taxes on my mind
Got some grain in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm an opium warrior, addicted to danger
And my wife has the plague, so don't arouse my anger.
'Tis, death is only a heart beat away
I'm fighting in the Holy War, what can I say?
I'm 12 now but will I live to see 13?
The way things are going only God knows.
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?
Been spending most their lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise
Been spending most their lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise.
Art and the money, loyalty and power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
All the Moors are fleeing, but half of them aren't looking
It's going on at the stake, but I don't know who's cooking.
They say I have to learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can the Holy Men reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know I'm out of luck, fool.
Been spending most their lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise
Been spending most their lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a nobleman's paradise.
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?
Sounds like it was made specifically for the Borgias
That’s absolutely amazing bro, damn
Killed it
Most underrated comment
@@carsoncasmirri3874 IKR.. Totally agree
RIP Coolio, What a Song!
Been spending most our lives living in the Holy Roman Empire paradise
Cost imagine hearing a this song being played by a huge convoy of soldiers coming to raid your castle.
I couldn't be mad I would bump to it lol
makes me think of how much more people appreciated music in general since they couldn't just look it up on youtube or listen on spotify anytime they wanted.
Today my friend >> open.spotify.com/playlist/2GRyHu87tOIsafh3LoQmRA?si=447d3386917041a5
props to the dude who made an entire medieval version of the lyrics in the comment section so we could have both
*Don't Worry, You're Not The Only One Listening to This Masterpiece in 1800!*
“We lived most of our lives living the Highwayman’s paradise”.
Ah, mirthful memories!
This ballad doth transport me back to that time when my kinsmen and I did make merry at the tavern.
Upon drinking our fill we quit the place, and happened upon a stranger outside.
We did accost him, and we beat him until the blood flowed freely from his ears and mouth.
There we left him, broken, and went to seek out the gutter wenches.
Happy times!
I can just imagine Sir Coolio performing this beautiful piece at the local tavern back in 1295. No wonder he was King Edward's personal favorite musician.
Imagine how cool it would be if this had an actual catholic choir with it
They need to do that! Good idea.
yes please
*Harold Godwinson's army after the battle of Stamford Bridge*
"Doth thou detect Boss music?"
....
"Thou hath spent thy life living in a Norman's paradise."
When you pull up at the your crush's village and make your horse drift right in front of her and her friends
What a legendary song, he will be missed
Rest in peace, Coolio
The sonic and the black knight movie trailer is looking tight
Gosh I hate how well that would work