Pumped up kicks 1066 A.D Cover in Old English (Anglo Saxon tongue) Bardcore/Medieval style

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @duck-headedllama9991
    @duck-headedllama9991 4 года назад +17063

    In year 3066, people won't have to remake music to imagine how it would have sounded like. They'd have a millennium of songs stored on the Internet.
    And the worst part is that in year 5066 this comment will be seen as old as we see the old Egyptian culture.
    The concept of time is certainly shocking and it gives me goosebumps.

    • @timothycook4782
      @timothycook4782 4 года назад +1232

      I hope the youtube archive survives a long time. Eventually, in a few thousand years, people will maybe even find these comments again.

    • @John-tc9gp
      @John-tc9gp 4 года назад +660

      No reason to assume 'the internet' will do a good job of preserving anything in the long run

    • @GentlemanBystander
      @GentlemanBystander 4 года назад +271

      >thinking anything digital will survive the next bolide event or the Yellowstone Super-Caldera cooking-off.

    • @Noidonteatbabiesstopasking
      @Noidonteatbabiesstopasking 4 года назад +403

      The internet will be both a blessing and a nightmare for historians. I can't think how they'll be able to sort through all that information

    • @John-tc9gp
      @John-tc9gp 4 года назад +460

      @@Noidonteatbabiesstopasking To illustrate just how poor the internet is as a permanent archive, try to find more than a handful of websites you can still browse in their 1998 form. Good luck

  • @apache1434
    @apache1434 4 года назад +14342

    When the Anglosaxon kid reaches for his scabbard during "Norman French" class.

    • @AgitatedTaco
      @AgitatedTaco 4 года назад +166

      This guy should keep making videos like this!

    • @markoVTX
      @markoVTX 4 года назад +30

      Superb 👍

    • @NyalBurns
      @NyalBurns 4 года назад +47

      You mean ‘the English kid’

    • @robertswitzer990
      @robertswitzer990 4 года назад +34

      Nyal No, he means the britons.

    • @NyalBurns
      @NyalBurns 4 года назад +45

      Robert Switzer: Not everyone from Britain is Anglo-Saxon. That is why I said English.

  • @bobodenkirk9086
    @bobodenkirk9086 4 года назад +14661

    “We live in a monarchy.”
    - The Jester

    • @spikethedragon341
      @spikethedragon341 4 года назад +684

      A *Norman* foreign monarchy! Saxons will rise in Rebellion once more!!!

    • @eriXD_1510
      @eriXD_1510 4 года назад +147

      I got that reference

    • @RNB_lovr
      @RNB_lovr 4 года назад +78

      I'm dead😂

    • @bobodenkirk9086
      @bobodenkirk9086 4 года назад +509

      “Knock knock.”
      “Who’s there?”
      “It’s the town guard. Your heir, he contracted the Black Death. He’s dead.”

    • @cheatcharoninc172
      @cheatcharoninc172 4 года назад +28

      Bruh

  • @yeetusthemfetus1436
    @yeetusthemfetus1436 4 года назад +8209

    "what type of music do you like?"
    "60's music"
    "1960's?"
    "1060"

  • @garchamp9844
    @garchamp9844 9 месяцев назад +90

    This song came up on my playlist while I was driving my elderly mother to an appointment. She thought that it was Jutlandic with a southern accent 😂

  • @franciscodetonne4797
    @franciscodetonne4797 4 года назад +3444

    The dedication is as surreal as casually hearing 11th English in the 21st century.
    Amazing.

    • @gryphon0468
      @gryphon0468 4 года назад +117

      It's actually much older, more like 6th century.

    • @georgiod.3555
      @georgiod.3555 4 года назад +41

      @@gryphon0468 Yeah Obviously...the roman-latin vibes are distinguished in the language

    • @Fakshat1212
      @Fakshat1212 4 года назад +41

      @@gryphon0468 nah old English didn't change into middle English until the mid 12th century.

    • @Fakshat1212
      @Fakshat1212 4 года назад +3

      @@gryphon0468 so the guys correct

    • @flamingpi2245
      @flamingpi2245 4 года назад +36

      Georgio D.
      Actually the interaction with Latin derived Romance languages was what separated this language from middle and new English, this language definitely has a more Germanic sound

  • @232mumboy
    @232mumboy 4 года назад +3974

    Ælfred: hand me the aux cord
    Me: you better not play trash
    Ælfred:

    • @newguy90
      @newguy90 4 года назад +272

      Ælfred: Gifu mec þine auxcordne.
      Mec: Ne þu whilst ne plegian scitte.
      Ælfred:

    • @theflerffyburr7919
      @theflerffyburr7919 4 года назад +22

      Æ is pronounced like "eye" so thats Eyelfred

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 4 года назад +67

      @@theflerffyburr7919 No, It isn't /ai/ It's pronounced like the a in “cat”; /kæt/

    • @TehAlmightyTaco
      @TehAlmightyTaco 4 года назад +8

      @@newguy90 how do you access those extra characters? like the "th" one?

    • @user-hk8yp7cw1v
      @user-hk8yp7cw1v 4 года назад +12

      @@TehAlmightyTaco Heisannan, lítinn nýjankømr;
      Hefir þú herjaðir með þeir stórir drengirnir fyrr?

  • @StuffyMc
    @StuffyMc 3 года назад +7028

    Not only did you sing it in Old English but you altered the lyrics to be more period appropriate and still made it all fit. Outstanding.

    • @brantdanger
      @brantdanger 2 года назад +65

      Yep, that was the cool part.

    • @gryffin638
      @gryffin638 2 года назад +194

      Also I think there just was not a word for “gun” yet so he had to.

    • @AutoReport1
      @AutoReport1 2 года назад +76

      Except for the smoking pipe. Tobacco and pipes came from the Americas in the 15 th and 16 th centuries.

    • @AutoReport1
      @AutoReport1 2 года назад

      @@commentor369chelsea4 not with a pipe. Cannabis seems to have been steamed, opium ingested. It was obvious to everyone that smoke is always bad for you.

    • @LittleV179
      @LittleV179 2 года назад +141

      @@AutoReport1 we had other plants such as mugwort aka sailors tobacco before then and other plants mostly smoked in ritual fashion. Clay pipes have been found from this period.

  • @richytheking1315
    @richytheking1315 2 года назад +2495

    How does the recording still sound so good after 1000 years? Truly amazing.

    • @stephenroutley1376
      @stephenroutley1376 2 года назад +172

      This sounds like the remastered version from the 1116 50th anniversary release.

    • @togarnis8096
      @togarnis8096 2 года назад +127

      @@stephenroutley1376 You're both wrong.
      The reason it sounds so good is clearly because its been remastered by Renaissance Italians.
      This tune was probably utter trash before the 15th Century.

    • @flyingsalmons934
      @flyingsalmons934 Год назад +52

      @@togarnis8096 this is actually from my inns local bard in lublin your all wrong. he said god told him it and that means its objectively correct

    • @johndoherty487
      @johndoherty487 Год назад +8

      957 year's!

    • @Panhandlecheese
      @Panhandlecheese Год назад +26

      @@togarnis8096 You're Both and both wrong, it's the French revolution Remaster by the Jacobins.

  • @ira1420
    @ira1420 4 года назад +7829

    All the French kids gangsta until the silent English kid shows up with a long boga

    • @andersyu4464
      @andersyu4464 4 года назад +337

      *langa boga

    • @gremlinlad3671
      @gremlinlad3671 4 года назад +64

      can’t tell if you’re talking about european history or the classic french-english rivalry in french/english immersion schools

    • @94josema
      @94josema 4 года назад +15

      What is a long boga?

    • @justinfleming675
      @justinfleming675 4 года назад +88

      @@94josema long bow. In the video it shows boga (bo-hah) means bow

    • @akhsinilhami2418
      @akhsinilhami2418 4 года назад +53

      Ooga boga

  • @Ludwig-van-Beethoven1824
    @Ludwig-van-Beethoven1824 4 года назад +9367

    Only the 1000’s kids will remember

    • @thejudomasta7300
      @thejudomasta7300 4 года назад +117

      Ludwig van Beethoven *duel of the fates starts to play*

    • @clearskysqd.2145
      @clearskysqd.2145 4 года назад +63

      1060's

    • @ye670
      @ye670 4 года назад +97

      Yooo i rlly fuck with ur music why no more concerts?

    • @flupsdarups3897
      @flupsdarups3897 4 года назад +31

      hi ludwig! im a big fan !

    • @arelcrest
      @arelcrest 4 года назад +6

      Omg!! Yes. Good, we‘re vampires and other demons now. Ah!

  • @alarmmclock4460
    @alarmmclock4460 4 года назад +1588

    I’d imagine that if this song was somehow played to people from 1,000 years ago, they’d think it was about a peasant uprising and the slaughtering of the royal youth.

    • @madamewoselle
      @madamewoselle 4 года назад +87

      Still can be!!

    • @djwizzle42
      @djwizzle42 4 года назад +32

      Maybe it is about that. Lol

    • @101jir
      @101jir 4 года назад +52

      I imagine a bunch of commoners singing this around a tavern and their lord* steps in.
      *edited from (if anyone is curious): overseer (idk what they would have been called) stumbles in.

    • @CarlosRios1
      @CarlosRios1 4 года назад +3

      @@101jir their lord

    • @101jir
      @101jir 4 года назад

      @@CarlosRios1 thx

  • @aspenhancock1163
    @aspenhancock1163 10 месяцев назад +57

    I appreciate that “all the other” has basically not changed in pronunciation at all 😂

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад +783

    When the song's so good that you make a second version
    of it

  • @creepz6872
    @creepz6872 4 года назад +5943

    Some of you knights are alright. Don't come to Agincourt tomorrow

    • @HelixFlame33
      @HelixFlame33 4 года назад +207

      @Tony Shephard There was one school shooting in the USA (forgot which one), where the killer announced his deed a day before on 4chan, saying "Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow" or something along those lines.

    • @isaacbingham7241
      @isaacbingham7241 4 года назад +160

      @Tony Shephard The battle of Agincourt was an English victory over France during the Hundred Years War, it postdates the song's supposed settong by about 400 years.

    • @ziekziek5601
      @ziekziek5601 4 года назад +11

      @@HelixFlame33 wasn't that the virginia tech guy

    • @seanlux2214
      @seanlux2214 4 года назад +15

      @@HelixFlame33 It was the Umpqua Community College shooting, in Oregon.

    • @electrom.1703
      @electrom.1703 4 года назад +2

      Sean Lux wrong

  • @cyooldog3920
    @cyooldog3920 3 года назад +5696

    Why is old english so satisfying to listen to? Every word flows smoothly

    • @JorgeSchz2004
      @JorgeSchz2004 3 года назад +368

      Especially the part when it says
      _Sćulo'n betera rinnen_ 😍😍 0:45

    • @kokofan50
      @kokofan50 3 года назад +595

      Synthetic languages, that means languages with case endings, tend to have good flow.

    • @cyooldog3920
      @cyooldog3920 3 года назад +92

      @@kokofan50 what are some modern languages that are like that?

    • @kokofan50
      @kokofan50 3 года назад +431

      @@cyooldog3920 German still is, but it’s been simplified. French, Russian, Greek, Persian, Gaelic still are.

    • @kokofan50
      @kokofan50 3 года назад +56

      @@cyooldog3920 German still is, but it’s been simplified. French, Russian, Greek, Persian, Gaelic still are.

  • @ryhol5417
    @ryhol5417 2 года назад +739

    Watching this live was so sick! The bonfires were numerous. Mead was priced scandalously high

    • @TheSoup87
      @TheSoup87 2 года назад +43

      Fr that mead was good tho

    • @100megatonYT
      @100megatonYT 2 года назад +45

      @@TheSoup87 fr totally worth the shillings

    • @stephenroutley1376
      @stephenroutley1376 2 года назад +37

      I contracted buboes in ye moshe pitt, but by gads it was weruth ite.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 Год назад +20

      I quite enjoyed watching the local harlots act debaucherous after eating those mushrooms

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 Год назад +1

      lmao@@100megatonYT

  • @Sa-fv5oo
    @Sa-fv5oo 4 года назад +719

    i never thought id have to translate english into english.

    • @wet_camo_crocs_0041
      @wet_camo_crocs_0041 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @patrickturner6878
      @patrickturner6878 4 года назад +4

      @Liam Nathan Abla That sure sounds like a "Germanism" to me. The "Vundergeeft" or "Wonder-Gift" lol

    • @poki580
      @poki580 4 года назад +1

      @@patrickturner6878 germanism in english?
      thats like caling something a slavism in polish

    • @ryan7864
      @ryan7864 4 года назад +3

      @@poki580 Modern English vocabulary is more Latin than German anymore. Nearly 60%

    • @mr.flibblessumeriantransla5417
      @mr.flibblessumeriantransla5417 4 года назад +13

      @Ryan In totality of words? Yes. But in reality the majority of words used by the average person on a daily basis, especially in casual conversation, are mostly Germanic roots. While Norman-French and Latin have greatly influenced English, most of the words which buff up those numbers are neologisms and technical terms.
      If you breakdown the etymology of casual speech you hear throughout the day, you’ll find that it’s mostly of Germanic English origin.

  • @joefalko3756
    @joefalko3756 4 года назад +2471

    God it’s incredible when you can make out what they’re saying. “All the other child” seems to have stayed the same, this is crazy

    • @germanicgems
      @germanicgems 4 года назад +210

      Most of it is understandable. For example “He hæfþ smocapipen fulne” = “He haveth smokepipe full” (þ is equal to th)

    • @hippyjoe
      @hippyjoe 4 года назад +102

      @colten bennion Eyup. English used to have Ash, thorn, and eth, Ææ, Þþ, and Ðð.

    • @ShenDoodles
      @ShenDoodles 4 года назад +68

      This language is part of English's evolution.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 года назад +55

      @@ShenDoodles Yes, but remember there was a huge change after the Norman Conquests

    • @evanreign9344
      @evanreign9344 4 года назад +94

      The most common words tend to be the slowest to change. Also why they're always full of irregular forms, they'll frequently keep the old regular form when a new regular form develops, which turns the old regular form irregular.

  • @maxkaufmann833
    @maxkaufmann833 4 года назад +1892

    King Godwin upon defeating the Vikings and turning south to face the Normans, 1066.

    • @Sammy_Chouchou
      @Sammy_Chouchou 4 года назад +65

      Tfw your lines break ranks to chase your routing enemy, sealing your fate

    • @johannesklohse8115
      @johannesklohse8115 4 года назад +20

      Didn't the word "Normans" came from the germanic word for "northmen", which is another name for Vikings?
      Aren't Normans just a mixture of Vikings and what later became French people? Would be kind of ironic consider their different reputations.

    • @billyswift1745
      @billyswift1745 4 года назад +1

      @@Sammy_Chouchou Nice taste in profile picture

    • @thegrandcanyon9861
      @thegrandcanyon9861 4 года назад +31

      Johannes Klohse Yes and no. France gave the Vikings Normandy so they'd stop raiding them, but a lot of the culture remained french, most notably the language. (Modern English is a mix of Norman french and Anglo-saxon.) There were slight variations in a lot of things, but it's mostly french with Norse aspects, like a culture creole.

    • @johannesklohse8115
      @johannesklohse8115 4 года назад +2

      @@thegrandcanyon9861 Ah, good to know. Thanks for the update!

  • @shmood3000
    @shmood3000 2 года назад +450

    “Baldric, thou art a good man: come not hither to-morrow.”
    “Bringst you ill tidings?”
    (He does not speak.)

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph 8 месяцев назад +6

      😂

    • @Official.Prez.Graves
      @Official.Prez.Graves 6 месяцев назад +17

      “He does not speak”
      I got covered in goosebumps

    • @Thestuffdoer
      @Thestuffdoer 6 месяцев назад +9

      The way Baldric used "You" as if Hroþa was socially above him-

  • @jodofe4879
    @jodofe4879 4 года назад +2974

    Spoiler: King Harold could not outrun William's arrow

    • @robertmacdonald6527
      @robertmacdonald6527 4 года назад +137

      Too soon

    • @j.clementec.m.1558
      @j.clementec.m.1558 4 года назад +47

      @@robertmacdonald6527 try in another millennia?

    • @yaz9292
      @yaz9292 4 года назад +25

      Robert MacDonald its been 900 years

    • @robertmacdonald6527
      @robertmacdonald6527 4 года назад +75

      @@j.clementec.m.1558 Maybe when we Saxons get our reparations from our Norman oppressors

    • @robno101
      @robno101 4 года назад +35

      "I used to be a king like you. Then I took an arrow to the eye"

  • @timefortjer6705
    @timefortjer6705 4 года назад +1172

    I was thinking with the first video "this isn't *really* how they spoke in the Middle Ages"
    I figured that sense no one would understand it, there would never be a version made in actual Old English, and I would have to live with the Shakespearean. I have never been happier to be proven wrong! The sheer linguistic craftsmanship that went into this video is astonishing. As someone with a deep appreciation for linguistics, I find this video absolutely inspiring. Thank you so much for making it!

    • @TheRtRevKaiser
      @TheRtRevKaiser 4 года назад +45

      I'd like to hear some of these songs in Middle English as well. The 1300s (around the time of Chaucer) still puts you in the (Late) Medieval period, but it's more intelligible for a Modern English speaker.

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo 4 года назад +28

      @@TheRtRevKaiser I spent approximately thirty hours of research translating a character's dialogue in a single paragraph into true Old English, and wow did I want to die

    • @MikhalisBramouell
      @MikhalisBramouell 4 года назад +2

      @@CircusFoxxo Literal translation is a lot of work if you are not completely fluent in both languages/dialects...

    • @markuskarl5776
      @markuskarl5776 4 года назад +9

      In Germany we have "medieval rock bands" for decades :-) like In Extremo, Schandmaul, Saltatio Mortis or Faun. But it is nice to see this bardcore trend here on youtube.

    • @CentauroVII
      @CentauroVII 4 года назад +10

      Shakespeare didn’t speak Anglo Saxon.

  • @k3ps00n7
    @k3ps00n7 4 года назад +4225

    Everyone is talking about the language but no one mentions that it's a pretty damn good song in this language

    • @BxLawy
      @BxLawy 4 года назад +22

      Agreed

    • @brianspeck3568
      @brianspeck3568 4 года назад +132

      Way better than the original

    • @cas1652
      @cas1652 4 года назад +42

      @@brianspeck3568 ikr, can't get it out of my head

    • @stevefranks6541
      @stevefranks6541 4 года назад +40

      Greetings K3P00N, Since downloading I have become totally obsessed with this song. And the Old English is beautiful if not amazing. I found a review of the original song and its lyrics -- Foster the People's for the meaning. Can't stop playing Pumped Up Kicks - 1066AD. Help! :-)

    • @boyfriendwannabe1825
      @boyfriendwannabe1825 4 года назад +39

      @@brianspeck3568 What do you mean "than the original" ? Is this not the orignal?

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones 2 года назад +156

    Anglo-Saxon soldier here, I remember just before the Battle of Hastings, we started singing this to hype ourselves up for the impending battle tru story

    • @TheSoup87
      @TheSoup87 2 года назад +7

      I was there, my Anglo Saxon friend

    • @kindadumb916
      @kindadumb916 Год назад +7

      I can confirm, i was the norman

    • @amerAsterix
      @amerAsterix 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes...I imagine you singing and drinking and being happy

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 4 месяца назад

      It's a catchy song, for sure. But you guys needed a better baritone section.

    • @conorstapleton3183
      @conorstapleton3183 3 месяца назад +1

      How did the battle go? Did you win?

  • @urthtvbyjess
    @urthtvbyjess 4 года назад +816

    So I'm hiding from some guy in a monastery and he has a bow... He keeps singing this... What do I do?

    • @imperialofficer6185
      @imperialofficer6185 4 года назад +26

      Withdraw, alert the watch!

    • @urthtvbyjess
      @urthtvbyjess 4 года назад +27

      @@slavonic8970 the thing is, he's not a monk, he's a quiet boy

    • @alexie832
      @alexie832 4 года назад +20

      Hide and stay silent in the privy, young squire

    • @elbentos7803
      @elbentos7803 4 года назад +14

      Put on your hauberk and pierce the vilain with your lance.

    • @countbathory4020
      @countbathory4020 4 года назад +12

      The Dank Meme Mastah 911? Sirrah, ‘tis the United Kingdom, wherein we alert 999!

  • @pandito46
    @pandito46 4 года назад +2587

    Cornelius_link: *makes medieval Pumped Up kicks*
    the_miracle_aligner: I recon I can sing those historicaly accurate lyrics that are in the comments of that video
    Hildegard Von Bingen: Grabeth mine beer *sings with more accurate lyrics*
    the_miracle_aligner: *clears throat in Anglo Saxon* Heald mîn ealu

    • @martyjean
      @martyjean 4 года назад +207

      Watching this meme evolve is amazing. Your comment is the cherry on top of this sundae.

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker 4 года назад +42

      @@martyjean The meme evolved by using the TARDIS.

    • @kiryuchan137
      @kiryuchan137 4 года назад +40

      I unliked this comment just to like it again. Liking this comment once doesn't feel enough.

    • @kurtisburtis
      @kurtisburtis 4 года назад +22

      And for the next pass, we need make the kennings needed to rewrite this in alliterative verse ...

    • @dustonpage1280
      @dustonpage1280 4 года назад +55

      Things are heating up in the Bardcore fandom

  • @oddtail_tiger
    @oddtail_tiger 4 года назад +2934

    OK, so Medieval-style covers of popular songs are fun even when they are just instrumental. But my eye kinda starts twitching when people put lyrics to those, and those are just modern English with a few "thee" and "thou" here and there (and usually used incorrectly), add a few "-eth" are thrown in for good measure, and that's it. It's just a pet peeve of mine.
    Then there's the ones that actually try and make the stylization somewhat believable, with lyrics that are a passable approximation of Chaucer's English, or at least an early modern English vibe. Those are fun, because the lyricist puts in some damn effort.
    And then there's this. This is impressive. This is gold. It's in a league of its own =D

    • @LMvdB02
      @LMvdB02 4 года назад +25

      But smoking a pipe in medieval europe? That's not very accurate.

    • @LoveCheeselover
      @LoveCheeselover 4 года назад +52

      @@LMvdB02 True, but this is just a translation, I'm sure there are plenty of songs that are accurate from 450 to 1154 AD

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 4 года назад +28

      @@LMvdB02 could have been hashish

    • @user-hk8yp7cw1v
      @user-hk8yp7cw1v 4 года назад +7

      @@LMvdB02 mostly hashish

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu 4 года назад +25

      Pipe or not you could send these guys back in a time machine and I'm pretty sure the people back then would jam out to this tune.

  • @loopyloo7371
    @loopyloo7371 Год назад +517

    It's mad how 'all the other kids' and other words (he, is, and...) sound practically the same, it really caught me off guard and it's the fact that these words i've been speaking my entire life were also spoke by some random villager however many hundreds of years ago, possibly someone who lived or farmed on the very land my house is built on. How they have survived so many centuries is truly mind-boggling and it's got to be the deepest sense of heritage I've ever felt

    • @Kadukunahaluu
      @Kadukunahaluu Год назад +98

      English: He, is, and
      German: Er, ist, und
      Dutch: Hij, is, en
      Afrikaans: Hy, is, en
      Conclusion: "is" is eternal

    • @urphakeandgey6308
      @urphakeandgey6308 Год назад +33

      I sometimes think about this. I'm also mixed race, so to me it's even crazier to think that I'm somewhat detached from this heritage, yet I speak a language descended from it fluently.
      Some random villager in Old England who probably didn't even know of my other ethnicity's existence could potentially speak to me.

    • @4Mr.Crowley2
      @4Mr.Crowley2 Год назад +45

      I am a retired professor of medieval literature - Anglo-Saxon and Middle English. I loved reading Anglo-Saxon and seeing the students’ eyes light up at they hear for example “cwicra” and get that “quicker” and other words have come to them across 1500 years…this version of the song is awesome.

    • @sophjonge7410
      @sophjonge7410 Год назад +17

      Also "hises fæder ciste" sounds practically the same to how we say his father's chest. That caught me off guard.

    • @HANKTHEDANKEST
      @HANKTHEDANKEST Год назад +26

      If you and he both were VERY patient, you could very likely have a halting, slightly-confusing conversation with your Old English-speaking great(x) grandpa, as long as it was a simple one. Given a week together and you'd likely have the beginnings of a patois. So many similarities.

  • @garolonlied
    @garolonlied 4 года назад +685

    2010: XXIst Century English
    2020a: Elizabethan English
    2020b: Old English
    2021: Proto-Germanic
    2022: Indo-European

  • @olbradley
    @olbradley 4 года назад +2586

    This should have been played at the Battle of Hastings.

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 4 года назад +20

      Or the Battle of the Bastards☺

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 4 года назад +50

      Implying it wasn't...

    • @jmorot
      @jmorot 4 года назад +81

      Unfortunately, Harold Godwin wasn’t able to outrun the bows :(

    • @Bigglesworthicus
      @Bigglesworthicus 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, by the Normans

    • @ArkadiBolschek
      @ArkadiBolschek 4 года назад +26

      @@theapexsurvivor9538 If they had played this, there's no way the Saxons would have lost.

  • @zivcarmi3845
    @zivcarmi3845 4 года назад +330

    There are Old English epics like Beowulf and then there are the REAL Old English epics. This lands firmly in the latter category.

  • @TheeEnglishKnight
    @TheeEnglishKnight 7 месяцев назад +47

    I appreciate how it’s ACTUALLY in old english. So many people think Shakespearean English is ‘old English’ and it triggers me every time

    • @ZootC
      @ZootC 7 месяцев назад +2

      Elizabethan English is the start of modern English which is what we speak today. Prior to that it was heavily Scandinavian and German influenced. There are few people alive today that could have held a conversation with a common man back in 1200 AD or so. Even if you spoke Latin or French you would still have a hard time and could only converse with the clergy or the aristocracy. Language is forever changing.

    • @Emilyb21-dm3bf
      @Emilyb21-dm3bf 6 месяцев назад

      He wasn't posh English either he sounded Cornish

    • @cathdodd5072
      @cathdodd5072 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@ZootC ummm, Chaucer is known as the so-called "father of the English language". I know it is a massive stretch, but most of us could read a lot of The Canterbury Tales (with spelling being what it is these days, probably a lot more 😂).
      Sorry, I have to stand up for my man Geoff.

  • @scatlauncher
    @scatlauncher 4 года назад +358

    This is absolutely fantastic. You've elevated the genre with this one. You raised the bar.

    • @ThomasColesAlex
      @ThomasColesAlex 4 года назад

      Indeed they have. But the fact this is now a genre...

    • @garciat
      @garciat 4 года назад +2

      Raised the bard.

  • @austinjackson7103
    @austinjackson7103 4 года назад +540

    Medieval remixes are by far the best thing to come out of 2020

    • @valeriamarelli
      @valeriamarelli 4 года назад +7

      Not that 2020 gave us many good things among which to choose

    • @TheCrusaderBin
      @TheCrusaderBin 4 года назад +3

      At least we have that heh. Ironically, mortality rate is down by 20%, at least in my country, people are afraid of their own shadow lolz

    • @Rygir
      @Rygir 4 года назад

      @@TheCrusaderBin Really? First time I've heard that regular mortality rate was lowered like that

    • @regiodeurse6513
      @regiodeurse6513 4 года назад

      ​@@Rygir child mortality ("sudden infant death syndrome") evidently dropped aswell in the first month of c word. Because parents postponed their infant's scheduled vaccinations because they refused to come to the centers where they give those afraid of catching Da vairous. Authorities were like "but... here it's safe... come get.. ur... aaaaaaah... Okay we open up everything.. And also c word doesnt affect children".. So Children dont need the comming Cvaccine? "well..."

    • @horrorTTX
      @horrorTTX 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, 2020 is such a dumpster fire that we have to go back 1000 years for decent content

  • @NHDOreBros
    @NHDOreBros 4 года назад +3726

    It's interesting to see words that almost sound the same but are spelt entirely different, like arrow=earhum.

    • @AntonNidhoggr
      @AntonNidhoggr 3 года назад +124

      Kinda, but sometimes such similarity may be deceiving. In Norse for example 'örum' is a pl. dative case of 'ör' = arrow. I wonder if it's the same for Old English because these words look suspiciously similar :-D

    • @遖有難み
      @遖有難み 3 года назад +12

      @@AntonNidhoggr u didnt surfing unintentionally into english historia or anyway its big ibfluence as langfocus paul said I surf wiktio found out without further ado- there the a in ado is old norse infinitives

    • @wenqiweiabcd
      @wenqiweiabcd 3 года назад +32

      @@AntonNidhoggr
      The spelling with the front vowel is modern Icelandic, not Old Norse. It comes from the same Germanic root as arrow, but it's not a loanword from English.

    • @LugaresYJuegosTM
      @LugaresYJuegosTM 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/St32aLCNMmQ/видео.html

    • @kaaz1010
      @kaaz1010 3 года назад +13

      @@AntonNidhoggr in modern Norwegian, the word for arrow is interestingly completely disconnected from this.

  • @BenjaminISmith
    @BenjaminISmith Год назад +261

    English, German, French, Spanish, Dutch, and Norwegian speakers: "hey, I recognize that language!"

    • @KurtusCobainus
      @KurtusCobainus 10 месяцев назад +5

      Perhaps exclude English speakers...

    • @stevendorset6319
      @stevendorset6319 8 месяцев назад +6

      hey ... it is just Anglo Saxon.

    • @MoolsDogTwoOfficial
      @MoolsDogTwoOfficial 8 месяцев назад +28

      @@KurtusCobainusActually, a quite a lot of words and sentences are recognisable to me.

    • @KurtusCobainus
      @KurtusCobainus 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@MoolsDogTwoOfficial I could understand quite a bit too, and it was like I got hit by some intelligiblity, but then it decided to switch back to fake sea German

    • @scottwallace5239
      @scottwallace5239 8 месяцев назад +11

      Tbf i only think the English, german,dutch and norweigan kids would understand anything, this language was before the french got involved with

  • @venomgrievousviii2323
    @venomgrievousviii2323 4 года назад +3791

    Theatre kids: Shakespearean English is the best English.
    Me, an intellectual: No, you’ve got it wrong it’s Anglo-Saxon.

    • @amadeobordiga8464
      @amadeobordiga8464 3 года назад +38

      Middle English is nice i think

    • @harryflashman3451
      @harryflashman3451 3 года назад +115

      @@amadeobordiga8464 smells too much like garlic to me

    • @Thinktank-rn6dm
      @Thinktank-rn6dm 3 года назад +78

      @@harryflashman3451 fuckin frogs saying what letters we are and aren't allowed to use. bring back þe þorn

    • @onehellofaninvader
      @onehellofaninvader 3 года назад +61

      @@amadeobordiga8464 Shakespeare didn't speak Middle English, it was early Modern Eng :)

    • @onehellofaninvader
      @onehellofaninvader 3 года назад +13

      But Middle English is awesome.

  • @Zoe-sh2hm
    @Zoe-sh2hm 4 года назад +1191

    It’s interesting that the change in time period changes the meaning of the song. Medieval peasants wouldn’t have really mingled with wealthier people nearly as much as we take for granted, so this reads a lot more like the beginning of a peasant rebellion than a school shooting now.

    • @sophiaschier-hanson4163
      @sophiaschier-hanson4163 4 года назад +174

      I thought the same exact thing! It works even better because the English class system as we know it today largely evolved from ethnic tension between the indigenous Anglo-Saxon peasantry and their wealthy Norman occupiers in this very period. This kid isn't just trying to take out any old rich people, he's a freedom fighter making a futile heroic stand against the people who invaded his homeland. Which takes on an extra layer of sad, poignant irony considering the later history of the British Isles.

    • @avgvstvs7
      @avgvstvs7 4 года назад +15

      @@sophiaschier-hanson4163 Britain belongs to Welsh bretons

    • @avgvstvs7
      @avgvstvs7 4 года назад +3

      @Custard Drop its true tho

    • @patrickturner6878
      @patrickturner6878 4 года назад +15

      @@sophiaschier-hanson4163 This makes me think of that horrid novel "The Wake" by that crazy progressive Irish author. All the critics called it a literary achievement how he managed to mix Auld Anglish vocabulary with modern grammar to make a readable pseudo-text. Sure it read like old english kinda. But the critics completely ignored the fact that the story was completely satirical of the English and made them all look like ignorant backwoods hill people who were brought enlightenment by William the Bastard's sword. lol

    • @Noidonteatbabiesstopasking
      @Noidonteatbabiesstopasking 4 года назад +5

      I like that. You've enhanced my experience

  • @Cephalopod51
    @Cephalopod51 Год назад +129

    As someone who studied some Old English, read notable Old English poems in translation, and am the son of a English major who studied Beowulf in the original Old English, it excites me to see someone translating modern days songs like "Pumped Up Kicks" into Old English and to make it so catchy. For a very old language, Old English is very beautiful to hear spoken and sung out loud. I can see Old English translations of a whole lot of modern songs being played in a Mead Hall in some alternate reality world where English speakers have devolved into living and speaking like the Danes and Saxons from the Anglo-Saxon Period, drinking mead, singing joyfully, and hoping that the grim and greedy Grendel doesn't devour them.

  • @lial2143
    @lial2143 4 года назад +905

    When Grendel walks into the king's hall

  • @marcelogoncalvesdocouto5044
    @marcelogoncalvesdocouto5044 4 года назад +229

    The modern version talks about a school shooting, but the medieval version seems to be talking about a rebellion against the nobility.

    • @iordanneDiogeneslucas
      @iordanneDiogeneslucas 4 года назад +34

      Well, school shootings tend to be carried out by social outcasts and the 'cool' kids they kill would be the social nobility

  • @SgtZaqq
    @SgtZaqq 4 года назад +398

    As someone who studied the history of English, I gotta say the pronunciation is totally on point.

    • @the_miracle_aligner
      @the_miracle_aligner  4 года назад +41

      TYYYY 😁❤

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod 4 года назад +2

      Is the letter C pronounced as CH or K?
      It's like Latin : I prefer classical pronunciation over ecclesiastical

    • @Zenn3k
      @Zenn3k 4 года назад +5

      I find it interesting how much of it sounds similar enough to modern English to get some idea of what he is saying without the translation. Cild...still sounds like Child, for example.

    • @Raziberry
      @Raziberry 4 года назад

      How are we sure of the pronunciation without audio recordings from back then?

    • @SgtZaqq
      @SgtZaqq 4 года назад +1

      @@Raziberry linguists can reconstruct the original pronunciation by analyzing ancient documents, comparing modern English with other languages, etc. It's not 100% precise, but is a decent guess.

  • @miles.stilicho
    @miles.stilicho 2 года назад +173

    I'm half german half italian and have lived in the UK. Hearing this language sung so well just put me in a state of awe. Amazing stuff.

    • @memesnamaykonteksto4381
      @memesnamaykonteksto4381 Год назад

      So you have British accent??

    • @miles.stilicho
      @miles.stilicho Год назад

      @@memesnamaykonteksto4381 I've picked it up fairly quickly to be honest, yeah

    • @MURDERPILLOW.
      @MURDERPILLOW. Год назад +1

      ​@@miles.stilichoyeah then t'welcum t'to count'try

    • @joeybanana3366
      @joeybanana3366 Год назад +7

      ​@@miles.stilicho british accent, italian gesturing, and i assume german driving?
      what have we created

  • @MrMattonico
    @MrMattonico 4 года назад +101

    I will never get tired of saying how amazing the internet is

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 4 года назад +462

    *When you do a crusade, only to realize that your brother took over your kingdom while you were gone:*

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 4 года назад +20

      *TIME FOR A SECOND CRUSADE*

    • @sheevpalpatine1105
      @sheevpalpatine1105 4 года назад +11

      1066 was about 30 years before the crusades but i see where you are going

    • @johnohara4788
      @johnohara4788 4 года назад +16

      *Angry Richard the Lionheart noises*

    • @minerat27
      @minerat27 4 года назад +6

      The English kings during the crusades would have spoken French

    • @vit968
      @vit968 4 года назад +7

      *Of course your brother took over your kingdom because you left all your duties to go off Deus-Vulting 3,000 miles away while using your kingdom as a personal piggy bank to fund your Lawrence of Arabia Adventures, only to get jailed and forcing your mum to crowdfund your release.*
      *#KingJohnDidNothingWrong*

  • @bigman7856
    @bigman7856 4 года назад +2960

    We need to revive old English . Such a beautiful language.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 4 года назад +78

      @Jerome Wilshank - Bernadette Banner, who publishes videos on historical clothing, took Old English in college in England, I believe.

    • @AdityaDeo-cg6eu
      @AdityaDeo-cg6eu 4 года назад +8

      Revive as in ?

    • @bigman7856
      @bigman7856 4 года назад +62

      Aditya Dev bring it back lmao what you think I mean?

    • @AdityaDeo-cg6eu
      @AdityaDeo-cg6eu 4 года назад +25

      @@bigman7856 and start using it all of a sudden ?

    • @bigman7856
      @bigman7856 4 года назад +55

      Aditya Dev I’m not being serious, but it be interesting if that happened. I mean, some Chinese still speak mandarin which is pretty ancient.

  • @rocky-xh8jw
    @rocky-xh8jw Год назад +41

    legend has it the Saxons were singing this while the Normans were doing their feigned retreat

  • @comradeviper4054
    @comradeviper4054 4 года назад +1379

    The French at Agincourt: "let's crush theese English peasants!"
    The English:

    • @Crusader1089
      @Crusader1089 4 года назад +16

      "Écrasons ces paysans anglais"

    • @jevongraham5223
      @jevongraham5223 4 года назад +26

      The English that was spoken by the English longbowmen and other soldiers at agincourt would have been a bit different to the English in the song, as the Norman invasion had happened before and English was simplified and given lots of French vocabulary

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 года назад +7

      i Preza Nah. At this point, there we’re definitely some speakers who spoke Old English dialects left, but most were probably really old (as old as you can get back then).

    • @jevongraham5223
      @jevongraham5223 4 года назад +5

      @@Odinsday the fact that people didn't get as old back means that older dialects would have died even earlier. It was close to old English sure, but it was still early middle English, which is not what this song is in

    • @Noidonteatbabiesstopasking
      @Noidonteatbabiesstopasking 4 года назад

      Ooh nice

  • @alfieomega
    @alfieomega 4 года назад +357

    The thing Ethelred was unready for was this banger right here

    • @SpaceJunkie12
      @SpaceJunkie12 4 года назад +11

      Underrated comment lmao

    • @ChronicNewb
      @ChronicNewb 4 года назад +18

      Taking a history course on Medieval England was 100% worth it solely for understanding all the Ethelred the Unready jokes on the internet.

    • @xiphactinusaudax1045
      @xiphactinusaudax1045 4 года назад

      @@ChronicNewb I only knew his name

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 4 года назад

      @@ChronicNewb i kinda only know about æthelstan and æthelflæd cause i refused to make a presentation on like, princess diana back in tenth grade, could you fill me in from there?

    • @rubenvanrooyen8006
      @rubenvanrooyen8006 4 года назад

      I was unready for this comment lol

  • @harrietlyall1991
    @harrietlyall1991 4 года назад +720

    This works really well as an Anglo Saxon poem, it’s got the same kind of zany, dead-pan humour you find in Piers Plowman and all those A.S. riddles. Over the top bragging was perfectly acceptable in a poem. Even the stuff about the smoking pipe and the dinner laid on ice would have been seen as some sort of metaphorical allusion to his smoking rage and his dad being an ice-giant or something. The kids in fancy shoes could just mean spoilt, soft kids. I can really imagine a hall full of drunken churls all sitting round banging their ale-horns in time to the chorus 👏🏼✊🏼 The illustration is very well done, it looks like it’s from the Bayeux Tapestry.

    • @tzCombot
      @tzCombot 4 года назад +28

      "The kids in fancy shoes could just mean spoilt, soft kids."
      Wait... So it's something else than that? I thought of this one since first hearing the song.

    • @timtams_6
      @timtams_6 4 года назад +14

      @@tzCombot well it also means that but in the original it also takes a much more literal meaning

    • @Kyro4Productions
      @Kyro4Productions 4 года назад +6

      The illustration was probably done using htck.github.io/bayeux

    • @101jir
      @101jir 4 года назад +3

      A bunch of commoners singing this in a tavern, then whatever the position equivalent to an overseer is walks in...

    • @陈独秀-v3f
      @陈独秀-v3f 4 года назад +1

      I think it is characters from the Bayeux Tapestry.

  • @BrieBoar
    @BrieBoar Год назад +16

    Imagine going to a tavern and hearing this song play in the background as you find out that Harold II was shot in the eye in battle and William the Bastard is now William the Conqueror of England

  • @scponyoutube313
    @scponyoutube313 4 года назад +301

    When you help the Anglo Saxon kid pick up his books in literacy class and he says “ðrôwian nâ spryttan ûtâðýdan leornungscôl neoðanweard mônandæg”

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 4 года назад +35

      I can't believe that in Anglo Saxons called School "Learning School", essentially

    • @captainbarbossa5325
      @captainbarbossa5325 4 года назад +21

      Ngl being able to get that sentence in our ancient tongue kinda got me diamonds

    • @kets4443
      @kets4443 4 года назад +10

      @@mimisezlol People must've actually learnt in school back then

    • @water9892
      @water9892 4 года назад +2

      Translation please

    • @captainbarbossa5325
      @captainbarbossa5325 4 года назад +5

      water “dank OC Anglo Saxon roblox maymays that’ll make your gran touch her yamyams “

  • @privateryan5671
    @privateryan5671 4 года назад +310

    Love em or hate em, he's spitting facts.

  • @Thecognoscenti_1
    @Thecognoscenti_1 4 года назад +168

    When the French and Norman kids in Paris University mock you for being the only Anglo-Saxon there.

    • @chilliam00
      @chilliam00 4 года назад +1

      Bro, the Chinese character on your pfp is my name wtf. 😂🤣🙌🏼

    • @Thecognoscenti_1
      @Thecognoscenti_1 4 года назад

      @@chilliam00
      是你父母希望你的智商高吧?😂
      我的 profile pic 是為了諷刺自己自以為是的態度啊 呵呵

  • @RTrades158
    @RTrades158 2 года назад +111

    It's a damn shame that modern english doesn't have this rythm. When he signs
    "Cwicra than min boga"
    In my head it just comes out as
    "Quicker than my bow"
    If you listen to it for a while your ear will adjust to it and you'll get it.
    It sounds so harmonious I wish we maintained this.

    • @kollinwoolley
      @kollinwoolley Год назад +5

      I truly wished we re-establish this dialect it's perfect in its own way.

    • @screwstatists7324
      @screwstatists7324 Год назад +5

      One more reason to hate the French.
      Just kidding. We love the romance vocabulary, even if we can't use it

    • @kollinwoolley
      @kollinwoolley Год назад +1

      Yea harmonic

    • @krakentoast
      @krakentoast Год назад +3

      It sounds just like german

    • @taggymcshaggy6383
      @taggymcshaggy6383 11 месяцев назад +5

      Its a language not a dialect. Scots has a lot more similarities to anglo-saxon/anglish
      Look into scots if you want a modern language similar to anglish
      ​@@kollinwoolley

  • @benjamindover2601
    @benjamindover2601 4 года назад +9693

    Old English is basically spicy German.

    • @Eastcyning
      @Eastcyning 4 года назад +1296

      Anglo-Saxons were basically sea Germans, so it checks out

    • @uitham
      @uitham 4 года назад +827

      It actually sounds a lot more like dutch. I can actually understand it somewhat

    • @johannbrucker-sladkovic2444
      @johannbrucker-sladkovic2444 4 года назад +561

      @@uitham I don't want to trigger but dutch is part of the low german language family so he is right, it's actually northsea german. I will never understand why those language families are called (... ) - german, since german(the german language is only a central-german language

    • @willemvanstaden3292
      @willemvanstaden3292 4 года назад +91

      @@uitham jy bedoel sekerlik "Neder-Duits"? Want Afrikaans (wat ek hier tik) is baie soos Neder-Duits en is afkomstig daarvan. Dalk kom Hollands ook van Neder-Duits af?

    • @user-hk8yp7cw1v
      @user-hk8yp7cw1v 4 года назад +198

      @@Stahlross I speak Norwegian and Old Norse and I also understand like 40% of the whole sentence.

  • @CairnOwl
    @CairnOwl 4 года назад +111

    The purity of your vowels and transitions are fit to make operatically trained vocalists weep with jealousy.

  • @samuelbousfield4342
    @samuelbousfield4342 4 года назад +1937

    When some kid says English isn't a Germanic language.

    • @tesstickle7267
      @tesstickle7267 4 года назад +55

      It's a language of all sorts lol lots of Latin in it

    • @samuelbousfield4342
      @samuelbousfield4342 4 года назад +210

      @@tesstickle7267 pure vocabulary it's grammar it's sentence structure it's base is Germanic and fairly obviously at that.

    • @iordanneDiogeneslucas
      @iordanneDiogeneslucas 4 года назад +25

      @@tesstickle7267 i was under the impression that latin is a bastardisation of greek and romanian

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 4 года назад +123

      @@iordanneDiogeneslucas you have provoked a gang war.

    • @fionn5325
      @fionn5325 4 года назад +10

      @How winnie the pooh became emperor of china username checks out
      (His name used to be “I am a dumbass” or something)

  • @alphaundpinsel2431
    @alphaundpinsel2431 2 года назад +60

    What's suprising is that the lyrics are still readable in modern English if you look hard enough.

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse 2 года назад

      Teache me your Magic, wizard

    • @alphaundpinsel2431
      @alphaundpinsel2431 2 года назад +2

      @@ecliiipsssse just use old and simple words. For example, it kept on singing, "All the other child"

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse 2 года назад +2

      @@alphaundpinsel2431 IT WORKS

    • @alphaundpinsel2431
      @alphaundpinsel2431 2 года назад +1

      @@ecliiipsssse :)

  • @coolground
    @coolground 4 года назад +247

    This is actually my first time hearing Anglo-Saxon. I gotta admit, it made me wanna learn it

    • @mattreynolds3178
      @mattreynolds3178 4 года назад +26

      my first time hearing Anglo-Saxon was on the ABAlphaBeta video "Evolution of Music" and, yeah, same. I wanted to learn it. I purchased the book Beowulf to help. Good book!

    • @hippyjoe
      @hippyjoe 4 года назад +15

      Look up on youtube "Leornonde eald Ænglisc"

    • @wilsonsticks
      @wilsonsticks 4 года назад +21

      Simon Roper has a lot of Old English videos for learning how it works and its history

    • @Fortigurn
      @Fortigurn 4 года назад +10

      @@wilsonsticks Simon Roper is ace. I love the way he speaks Old English so fluently. Like a native!

    • @iordanneDiogeneslucas
      @iordanneDiogeneslucas 4 года назад +2

      i got into bardcore then found this.
      Now im waiting for my copy of 'complete old english: a comprehensive guide to reading and understanding old english, with original texts'
      so excited

  • @defunctchannel2167
    @defunctchannel2167 4 года назад +361

    I love all the comments discussing how this song would fit into Old English history, so I thought I'd chime in about the smoking pipe. Tobacco is native to the Americas, so the Anglo-Saxons wouldn't have been smoking that. But there was a certain other green substance that was smoked quite a bit in their day that only recently just started to get legalized, if you catch my drift 😉

    • @CyberDwarf1949
      @CyberDwarf1949 4 года назад +30

      Certain fungi were probably quite popular...

    • @sambird7946
      @sambird7946 4 года назад +56

      420 AD blaze it 😌

    • @themastermason1
      @themastermason1 4 года назад +30

      Remember it's called "pipe-weed" for a reason. Longbottom leaf is particularly good and pairs well with salted pork.

    • @edavies7083
      @edavies7083 4 года назад +1

      @@sambird7946 😆

    • @SadbhW
      @SadbhW 4 года назад +15

      Cannabis wasn't introduced to Europe until a thousands years after the Anglo Saxons arrived, mushrooms were their lot

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 4 года назад +1913

    Isn’t it kinda weird how we know Anglo Saxon despite it being a dead language that *wasnt* kept alive due to it being used as a liturgical language? It’s like how the Chinese almost completely eradicated Manchu as a language until they realized that all their historical records were written in Manchu so they hastily went and found the 20 known remaining speakers and managed to revive the language

    • @hansstrudel9614
      @hansstrudel9614 4 года назад +58

      WHY WAS THIS LIKED

    • @earendilthemariner5546
      @earendilthemariner5546 4 года назад +148

      We need to do this with Gaelic and Manx Gaelic so they dont die out

    • @danielmccollum5451
      @danielmccollum5451 4 года назад +86

      @thunder key Irish has been a required subject in Irish schools for a while now. Pretty much since independence. Unfortunately it has never really stuck, which is a shame (though there are some young activists that are making a push to make Irish 'cool'. Translating popular music into Gaelic and so forth).
      Really, the best example of this is Wales, where the language has taken off again.

    • @ori8107
      @ori8107 4 года назад +54

      @@danielmccollum5451 so from now on wales is jdiajajskoxidjfjfkdoekwkaosmmsosi again?

    • @ereynolds72
      @ereynolds72 4 года назад +21

      The Banana Bender Wales is simply Cymru in Welsh, or Cymraeg I don’t know what you’re trying to say.

  • @tzardnickolasthelitromanov
    @tzardnickolasthelitromanov 2 года назад +251

    " _The invasion of William De Normandie and that of his Normans were perhaps one of the worst things that humanity has ever experienced, And the consequences of their actions have been most severe and dire for the human race as a whole_ "
    -translated from the last missive written by
    Cyning Hereweald Gudánwinnansune before the battle of Hastings.

    • @MalleusIudaeorum
      @MalleusIudaeorum 2 года назад +13

      I heard he had a stylish moustache

    • @tzardnickolasthelitromanov
      @tzardnickolasthelitromanov 2 года назад +12

      ​​​​@@MalleusIudaeorum He did alongside beard (atleast depicted in the old Later paintings done during the 1500-1700's). I also remember reading something (A *very, very* long time ago. Mind you) that the beard/mustache styles of the very very late 1700's and throughout the 1800's were somewhat loosely based/inspired off of those many paintings of him. (If I recall correctly here or I could just be, blatantly be wrong about this)

    • @Chelsea-wd4ec
      @Chelsea-wd4ec 2 года назад +1

      Where did you find this?

    • @zackamor8043
      @zackamor8043 Год назад +3

      Genghis Khan, hold my beer

    • @kindadumb916
      @kindadumb916 Год назад +18

      I will never forgive William for robbing old English from me.

  • @dan9864
    @dan9864 4 года назад +1334

    As a Dane, I find a lot of it strikingly similar to my mother tongue.

    • @phoenix1026
      @phoenix1026 3 года назад +209

      Makes sense, the Anglo-Saxons were germanic, and the danish are germanic.

    • @mikeswem
      @mikeswem 3 года назад +288

      @@phoenix1026 More than that, even. The Angles and the Jutes, two of the Germanic tribes that eventually formed into the Anglo-Saxons in England, were from what is now Denmark, and Anglo-Saxon would have been partially intelligible to the Danes of the period. The repeated Norse invasions of England were basically cousin vs. cousin.

    • @thomasdavid7364
      @thomasdavid7364 3 года назад +25

      @@phoenix1026 The Anglo-Saxons are still Germanic

    • @thomasdavid7364
      @thomasdavid7364 3 года назад +81

      @@mikeswem They were from Jutland which is now part of Denmark, yes, but the Danes had yet to settle there, they were still up in Scania
      Genetically and linguistically the Anglo-Saxons were most similar to the Dutch, Frisians especially

    • @dan9864
      @dan9864 3 года назад +42

      “Eall the other cild mid findgum soccum shulon betera rinnen fram minnum earhum”
      In modified Danish:
      “Alle de andre “kid” med fine sko skulle bedre rende fra mine pile” (I wouldn’t say it like that in Danish, but it can be understood)

  • @sisasickletter
    @sisasickletter 4 года назад +97

    I love how much German I could find in these old lyrics and sounds.
    It becomes so clear, that English is an Germanic language

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 года назад +3

      Germaniac here.
      We are Ger and we are many.
      You better bow.

    • @gambigambigambi
      @gambigambigambi 4 года назад +6

      English was kidnapped from her Germanic sisters and forced to wear a Latinized dress.

    • @Chitario
      @Chitario 4 года назад +4

      Its a wild mix of german, english, dutch, Latin and nordic influences and as someone who speaks dutch, german and english fluently, the lyrics are very understandable. Thats interesting

    • @mrcharles1602
      @mrcharles1602 4 года назад +4

      English doesn’t borrow words from other languages, it mugs them in dark alleys.

    • @suclox12yearsago56
      @suclox12yearsago56 4 года назад

      Germs

  • @yaklin104
    @yaklin104 4 года назад +779

    It's so frustrating cause enough of the words are close enough to English that I can sort of understand some of it lol

    • @ChronicNewb
      @ChronicNewb 4 года назад +75

      I find that I feel like I can understand it if I'm not paying attention, but if I start trying to listen to the words, I lose all sense of meaning

    • @daltonslayton6766
      @daltonslayton6766 4 года назад +67

      If you know German and English it works out really well

    • @wet_camo_crocs_0041
      @wet_camo_crocs_0041 4 года назад +11

      English and German. Like the word mid is with but in german its Mit. Lol. Amazing

    • @wet_camo_crocs_0041
      @wet_camo_crocs_0041 4 года назад

      @@daltonslayton6766 lol yeah.

    • @daltonslayton6766
      @daltonslayton6766 4 года назад +4

      @@wet_camo_crocs_0041 also ic and ich for I

  • @nickkuiper32
    @nickkuiper32 Год назад +21

    The fact that the lyrics changed "bullets" to "arrows" make this song great.

  • @peace9902
    @peace9902 4 года назад +313

    This'll be my new morning alarm
    No one can stop me.

    • @dsargus3
      @dsargus3 4 года назад +3

      Good Idea actually, thanks xD gonna do that now too

    • @unknown-dq6df
      @unknown-dq6df 4 года назад +7

      The quiet kid can

    • @ushdhyxywb
      @ushdhyxywb 4 года назад +3

      Don't. You'll grow to hate it

  • @Vilekiwi
    @Vilekiwi 4 года назад +205

    My English teacher chose this for a lesson like out of all the songs in the world she choose a song about school shooters

    • @trajanfidelis
      @trajanfidelis 3 года назад +20

      At this point, fuck it

    • @LugaresYJuegosTM
      @LugaresYJuegosTM 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/St32aLCNMmQ/видео.html

    • @michaeltagor4238
      @michaeltagor4238 2 года назад +5

      are you american cus if you are that's just appropriate of her to do that

    • @MariaNicolae
      @MariaNicolae 2 года назад +1

      School archers

  • @deltasword1994
    @deltasword1994 4 года назад +91

    When that really quiet page shows up to the sword training class with a crossbow:

  • @iancraigbintliff9738
    @iancraigbintliff9738 Год назад +33

    This is so beautiful!!!!!
    Old English is the most beautiful language ever!!!

  • @bluewhaleking6227
    @bluewhaleking6227 4 года назад +300

    When you're the only Anglo-Saxon noble left in the court because King William the Bastard stripped all your friends of their land and titles, and his lackeys are mocking your bad French

    • @TheSteveRobinson
      @TheSteveRobinson 4 года назад +25

      Then you pack up your family, your goods, your retainers and off you go to serve the Byzantines.

    • @turmuthoer
      @turmuthoer 4 года назад +4

      >Be Waltheof of Northumbria

    • @dannyjames8894
      @dannyjames8894 4 года назад +7

      This made me really upset to think about

    • @turmuthoer
      @turmuthoer 4 года назад +6

      @@dannyjames8894 If you think that's bad, wait until you hear about the Harrying of the North.

    • @ElevenDollarCheese
      @ElevenDollarCheese 4 года назад +4

      "Hides.....hides for the tanner's son...."
      William: "you're gonna pay for that"
      And they did.

  • @childrenssoup
    @childrenssoup 4 года назад +95

    I legitemately love this so much, the fact you came together with other people with this as the final product. The vocals, lyrics and instrumental, it's just amazing. Keep up the amazing work

  • @wrungamukrun3657
    @wrungamukrun3657 4 года назад +21

    I’m baffled how well this still works. The consonants are still rhythmic, and the lyrics still have a recognizable pattern along the instrumentation.

  • @akila_melindeth
    @akila_melindeth 2 года назад +17

    The longer you listen to this the more sense it makes. It's surprisingly easy to switch our brains to Old English

  • @novarunner34
    @novarunner34 4 года назад +33

    when he said "Sċulon betera rinnen, cwicra þonne mín boga." I really felt that.

  • @Neckromorph
    @Neckromorph 4 года назад +906

    This song is honestly so well made. I'm not that familiar with Old English, just a few words, but this sounds so beautiful. In a way it kind of makes me sad for what English once was and how much it's changed. It really makes me want to learn it. It's funny too, I actually know the lyrics to this cover more than the original song.

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 2 года назад +52

      [shakes fist] CURSE YOU NORMAN INVASION

    • @brendahines4153
      @brendahines4153 2 года назад +7

      @@mimisezlol Battle of Hastings !!!❤lol. I appreciate your humor!

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 2 года назад +16

      @@brendahines4153 aw thanks. I think a lot about how English's most confusing aspects have to do with the influences of other languages, and how big a shift French control of England caused in the overall English lexicon and stuff, and all because of this channel.

    • @Saasbutter
      @Saasbutter 2 года назад +2

      ​@Mr. Graves It sounds certainly cool, but i would have a hell of a time learning english as a non native😅

    • @perryplayzzz
      @perryplayzzz 2 года назад +1

      @@mimisezlol CURSE YOU WILLIAM DE NORMANDY!

  • @touch_of_cobalt
    @touch_of_cobalt 4 года назад +992

    As a historian:
    Historian: I prefer the medieval version of "Pumped Up Kicks"
    *Plays in modern English*
    Historian: I said the *medieval* version.
    *Plays in Anglo-Saxon*
    Historian: Perfection.

  • @ThumbSipper
    @ThumbSipper 6 месяцев назад +9

    The fact that "all the other kids" phonetically sounds almost the same is fucking me up lol

  • @ArvelCrynyd
    @ArvelCrynyd 3 года назад +1323

    “If thou receivest this parchment, then thou art one of the few Anglo-Saxons who art dear to my heart, and I must warn thee not to come to Hastings on the ‘morrow. Regards from Duke William of Normandy.”

  • @Godofdeath805
    @Godofdeath805 4 года назад +576

    When the quite kid says don’t come to the monastery tomorrow

    • @Pteromandias
      @Pteromandias 3 года назад +12

      I'm pretty sure everyone's quiet in the monastery. Unless you're referring to the scratching of the quill pens on the parchment.

    • @Shadyganleymawn
      @Shadyganleymawn 3 года назад +49

      When the Pagan kid starts casting runes

    • @henloampepe
      @henloampepe 3 года назад +14

      Some of you Anglo's are cool, don't come to the monastery tomorrow...

  • @JBDiamondCutter
    @JBDiamondCutter 4 года назад +92

    Imagine being able to show this to the Anglo Saxons... They'd be amazed what their cultural legacy has achieved.

    • @luke8264
      @luke8264 4 года назад +9

      well, English is one of the most spoken languages around the world, so I’m sure our kinsmen would be proud.

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography 4 года назад +2

      And then tell them that you are watching it on a glass box, in a nation 3000 miles across the ocean from jolly old angleland

    • @indiekiddrugpatrol3117
      @indiekiddrugpatrol3117 4 года назад +2

      @@MaxwellAerialPhotography jokes on you I'm watching it in Eoforwic

  • @jsprung8548
    @jsprung8548 11 месяцев назад +3

    The accuracy of the language and accents on certain words/vowels is really incredible! This should have a billion likes lol

  • @jaimefox7762
    @jaimefox7762 4 года назад +1441

    Old English sounds like a mix of English, Latin, and German.

    • @Cneq
      @Cneq 4 года назад +150

      holds the best sounds of all three, incredible stuff

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape 4 года назад +178

      It kinda is

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 4 года назад +170

      Descended from the same language group German did, so not surprising.

    • @kenny5577
      @kenny5577 4 года назад +10

      No it’s not

    • @huehuecoyotl2
      @huehuecoyotl2 3 года назад +150

      Closest modern language to Old English in words and structure would be Frisian or Dutch. Old English is English before the influence of Latin and Norman French.

  • @xzy3711
    @xzy3711 4 года назад +65

    When he said the other kids with the fancy shoes I felt that on a spritual level

  • @MasterOfWarLordOfPeace
    @MasterOfWarLordOfPeace 4 года назад +566

    Well... I hope this goes on and on until you make
    "Pumped Up Kicks: In early bronze age Indo-European language"

    • @EmilReiko
      @EmilReiko 4 года назад +36

      reconstructed proto-indoeuropean

    • @brainandforce
      @brainandforce 4 года назад +9

      I am dying to see this happen even though there are probably a lot of words that would be missing from the known ones. Maybe a more recent protolanguage, like Proto-Germanic?

    • @kalebjacobsen9411
      @kalebjacobsen9411 4 года назад +40

      ->Finish reconstruction of proto indo European
      ->Use it to further memes
      Yeah, that plan sounds about right.

    • @biodude15
      @biodude15 4 года назад +23

      "Pumped up kicks, but sung by a neanderthalic chorus"

    • @9Geeple
      @9Geeple 4 года назад +5

      Now my peeps can finally appreciate my linguistics degree - if I can turn them on to bardcore

  • @cb7235
    @cb7235 2 года назад +17

    This way this flows so perfectly illustrates that English has changed in many ways, yet still also stays the same in other ways

  • @MichaelJohnson-
    @MichaelJohnson- 4 года назад +685

    When the 1000 year old version is better than the 10 year old version.

    • @latvianminecrafter8040
      @latvianminecrafter8040 4 года назад +17

      My favorite word in this song is pipon

    • @cartylaser2864
      @cartylaser2864 4 года назад +10

      @@latvianminecrafter8040 Ætta. I wondered how tf they got that as an abbreviation of fæder. But then I realised I'm not sure how dad is short for father.

    • @hungrybird17
      @hungrybird17 4 года назад +14

      @@cartylaser2864 Dad is not short for father, it stands as a word with a different origin which I think it's quite cool. The easiest combination of letters that humans can produce during early childhood are m-, t-, p-, d-, with the vowel A. That's the reason why the baby words for mother and father are mama, tata, dada, papa in almost every language.
      As for germanic languages I don't know much about their evolution but I do know about Romance Languages since proto European language where the words for father where: phtér/atta (again the a-t-a combination) which evolved into similar forms in its descendant languages: father/vader/Vater for English, Dutch and German and pateras/pater/padre/padre for Greek, Latin, Spanish and Italian.

    • @cartylaser2864
      @cartylaser2864 4 года назад +1

      @@hungrybird17 Didn't know that, that's quite interesting.

    • @anonymousmobster2444
      @anonymousmobster2444 4 года назад +1

      Oh shit pumped up kicks is 10 years old now

  • @whittierstrong1312
    @whittierstrong1312 4 года назад +38

    Best bardcore I've come across. Thank you for translating, both linguistically and culturally!

  • @zambie119
    @zambie119 4 года назад +89

    When your in school in 1066 and the quiet kid pulls a bow out of his bag.

  • @Alimator_210
    @Alimator_210 9 месяцев назад +12

    My English teacher was showing us old English and accidentally played this

  • @pillage_party_and_papacy
    @pillage_party_and_papacy 3 года назад +1437

    This song speaks of the Anglo-Saxon archer whose father was slain in battle by Sweyn Forkbeard’s men. He later joined the fight against Erik of Denmark as Cnut the Great consolidated the entire Northern Sea. It is in the final lines where we see or rather hear his thoughts as he leads a daring attack of archers against the Viking king, in order to create a peaceful unity in the North, alas in the end this unnamed archer is slain by a charging enemy. He may have died but his dream of creating a peaceful North is realized by the great emperor Cnut the Great.

    • @tireachan6178
      @tireachan6178 3 года назад +56

      I want to know why in 1066 he had a pipe and what he was smoking? He was 500 years ahead of his time in that regard

    • @pillage_party_and_papacy
      @pillage_party_and_papacy 3 года назад +82

      @@tireachan6178 probably pipeweed or pipe grass

    • @PanahHistory
      @PanahHistory 2 года назад +3

      😭😭😭

    • @BEV_shorts
      @BEV_shorts 2 года назад +26

      Damn this back story makes this so much more intense

    • @portgasempire7867
      @portgasempire7867 2 года назад +14

      Damn why did you have to kill him off 😭😭😭

  • @kreaux3479
    @kreaux3479 4 года назад +139

    Me trying to sing the song:
    My furniture: **starts dancing**

  • @ZoahLord
    @ZoahLord 4 года назад +407

    Why did we ever get rid of the letter thorn? (Bloody continental printing presses)...can we bring it back?

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 4 года назад +77

      Yeah we should, English isn't governed by some company like French does. Go ahead! Encourage ðe use of “þorn”, ðere is noþing stopping you.

    • @dyingofcringe8839
      @dyingofcringe8839 4 года назад +36

      Kromiball the use of thorn confuses me because the thorn makes it look like porn

    • @ZoahLord
      @ZoahLord 4 года назад +40

      @@dyingofcringe8839 Good point. Right, I'm off to þornhub...

    • @andryuu_2000
      @andryuu_2000 4 года назад +9

      Th is still a grapheme that symbolizes ð, in Norse languages it's still used

    • @Orzorn
      @Orzorn 4 года назад +22

      @@Kromiball The thorn is honestly great and its a shame we don't have it. All the little dumb "rules" that modern English has typically grow from its cannibalism of other languages or its destruction of its past practices. Bring back the þ!

  • @whitworth5s248
    @whitworth5s248 2 года назад +28

    I've seen so many of these medieval covers done poorly that I had low expectations for this, but it's actually quite good. This goes right into my cursed music folder.

  • @tsylvester2523
    @tsylvester2523 4 года назад +172

    Some of you Northmen are cool
    Don't come to St Bryce's Day tomorrow

  • @Charlie-tz6vk
    @Charlie-tz6vk 4 года назад +159

    Everybody gangster until the quiet kid pulls out a long bow.

    • @J-IFWBR
      @J-IFWBR 4 года назад +5

      The good thing about longbows is that small kids can't pull them =D

    • @PublicSchoolFinance
      @PublicSchoolFinance 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/MNH0nwNTXQc/видео.html
      Beach Towns are so quiet

    • @Kanycmka
      @Kanycmka 4 года назад

      @@J-IFWBR still cant beat you with it

    • @fireofdreams5633
      @fireofdreams5633 4 года назад +1

      Boga*

    • @Saviliana
      @Saviliana 4 года назад

      *a homemade crossbow with clockwork reloading function*

  • @cheddarcheeseisgood8030
    @cheddarcheeseisgood8030 4 года назад +146

    When the Normans kid starts crossing the channel:

  • @johnronald9767
    @johnronald9767 9 месяцев назад +2

    Why is this actually so good, people are just so creative sometimes