Iam saving a spot here for the rest of the song please update Edit* thanks for the likes btw dont know what they do tho but thanks and can you update pls
Aye, I befriended the quiet lad by sharing a bowl of lentil soup with him and so he saith unto me, “Thou art an upstanding fellow, tarry not in the flea markets come morrow.”
Thou art adept in the diction of the noble lords, good sir, I bid you luck in your poetic endeavours, may you oft find coin in your purse and ladies on your loins. God be with ye.
correct me if i’m wrong, but you said ‘ when your jester doesn’t find your quip funny, so go to get your crossbow’. This implies he’s yours(you’re some kind of member of the nobility/can afford a jester), he’s the jester though(he’s mr trying to be funny not you)... this doesn’t make any sense m8.
"Behold! Start to cry and pray now, pestilent cowards, but not even god himself will save you sinners from my crossbow!" - Richard, son of the blacksmith, "The quiet kid"
@@justananonymouspotatoI have taken a liking to thee, question the teacher if thou canst use the loo, thou shalt go and not come hither again. Is that better?
None of these comments, I repeat NONE of these comments, one more time in case you're not paying attention NONE OF THESE COMMENTS have any medieval English in them. These internet people are making uneducated guesses based on things they've heard on shows and movies. No medieval English was learned here today. At best they're making awful attempts at sixteenth century English.
@@pinify1239 ''it's coz of ppl like u'' haha You can't insult someone writing like this and expect them to feel insulted. I feel like a toddler called me a poopie head.
Can some1 pls explain for me why u guys use the words such as thou, thy, thee,.. in these meme? I'm not an English speaker so I dont get it, maybe it's the accent of ppl in Medieval right? Sr for my English btw.
This has the tempo and flow of one of those 'stately' Edwardian/Victorian ballroom dances where at most hands touch and it's all very choreographed and such. Excellent cover!
@@weirdmovies1113 Thanks man hahaha. I know in today's English it isn't at all proper, but I feel like it sounds older. I think it comes from Latin sentence structure? "Subject Object Verb" instead of the modern English "Subject Verb Object".
The middle ages is by far one of the eras that I find most fascinating and your music brings a huge smile to my face. What a perfect example of how art is timeless!
"Care for another jest, my liege? What dost thou acquire when thou combine a hermit addled with diseases of the mind and a civilization that doth abandon him and treat him as if he were filth? I shall tell thee what thou shalt obtain! Thou shalt obtain thine just reward!"
@@raijonakahara6948 Well, it did start from China, so they must've inferred it from that. Please don't assume who accuses the Chinese for what happened is racist since the Chinese could've contained the virus before it literally spread to almost everywhere. That's why some people are upset at China.
@Michael Ortega fun fact during the outbreak the CCP took this opportunity to expand in the south china sea taking islands that belong to the SEA nations
If, perchance a brigand be harkin’ t’wards a bailiff, a trouble most foul shall beset upon him and his physician, n’ary a stitch in the land shall seal his fester’d wound.
@Pope Gregory I recent archeological finds actually show the contrary, that most people living in the medieval time period could read and even in some cases write.
@@ethancox1315 Copied from another comment but "When a quiet young squire reaches into yonder sachel and pulleth out a longbow in school" fit perfectly on Bernadetta
Robert hath a swift hand. He doth gaze upon the fyrd, and he maketh a plan. He hath a jaunty cap, perched upon his head, he is a longbowman. He did find an old bow of yew And a quiver of arrows in his father’s chest, wherefore I cannot say. But he cometh for thee, yea he cometh for thee. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. Father worketh all day And he cometh home late, yea he cometh home late. Mayhaps he bringeth me a gift, For stew is in the pot, though it doth taste of grit. I have waited e’re long. Now mine eye is quick and mine arm is strong. I reason with my crooked cap And say, “Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch.” Yea. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.
Robert hath a hasty hand He'll gaze about the field, he shalln’t tell thou his plan He's got a quick quiver sack, it’s hanging on his back he's a Sagittarius kid He found a long wooden bow In his father’s hunting cabin hidden, in a box of joyous things, I don't even know what But he's coming for thee, yes he's coming for ye All the other kids with the puffed up clogs Ye’d better run, better run, out run my arrow All the other kids with the puffed up clogs Ye’d better run, better run, swifter than my arrow All the other kids with the puffed up clogs Ye better run, better run, out run thy bow All the other kids with the puffed up clogs Ye’d better run, better run, swifter than thy arrow Father works a long day He be coming home late, he's coming home late And he's bringing thee a surprise Because supper’s in the pot and it's packed in rye Thee hath waited for a long time Yes, the slight of my hand is become a quick pull bowstring I reason with a tinder twig And say thou hair's on fire, ye must hast lost thee wits, yeah All the other kids with the puffed up clogs Ye’d better run, better run, out run my bow All the other kids with the puffed up clogs Ye’d better run, better run, swifter than my arrow All the other kids with the puffed up clogs Ye’d better run, better run, out run my bow All the other kids with the puffed up clogs Ye’d better run, better run, faster than my arrow All the other kids with the puffed up clogs You'd better run, better run, out run my bow All the other kids with the puffed up clogs Ye’d better run, better run, hastier than my arrow All the other kids with the puffed up clogs You'd better run, better run, out run my recurve All the other kids with the puffed up clogs You'd better run, better run, swifter than my arrow All the other kids with the pumped up kicks Ye better run, better run, out run my arrow All the other kids with the pumped up kicks Ye’d better sprint, better skim, quicker than my arrows
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When the school bully says, “I bite mine thumb at thee, sir” one too many times
UNDERRATED
As someone who had to fight in that scene this pleases me very much
The only reason I understood this was because my English teacher had my class read Romeo and Juliet and I aM WhEeZiNg 💀
Oh my lawd 🤣
Wrong time period
When the jester realizes they were never laughing with him.
Bruh this fuuny
@Lord7master7mike (Best reply ever)
thou Reapeth what thine tools sow! *fires crossbow point blank in town square*
Doth thou ever wond’r how I obtain’d mine own scars?
aaAAll the other dukes better run- better run- _faster~than~my~arrow!_
thou`est should hath run! _faster than my arrow!_
“We live in a monarchy”
-Jester
Get a load of this monarchy
Underrated as fuck.
hitjack64 shut uppppp please
writings underneath
how about another joke my lord?
"Thou are modest boy"
"Thou shall not go to seminary tomorrow"
😂
‘Tis all but a jest till the quiet lad bids whom’st is the swiftest runner in ye olde English class
Better on latín...
Your English is a few centuries too recent lol.
That "ye" is everything about good old english
TRANSLATION: It’s all fun and games till the quiet kid finds who’s the fastest runner in your English class
@@wepbop6736 thanks, as a non-native english speaker this was confusing the shit outta me
‘Tis but a jest till’ the lords boy brings out a crossbow during town school.
Yehhhhhhhhhhhhh babeheieh
No no no no 2nd
Foolish peasant. The plebe is iliterate for a reason
All ye utland children brandishin' thou kicken won't be quick befleein' my arows
Epic
"Some of ye' are quite honourable. Steer away from the archery range next day"
lmao
In the morrow would be apt, I think
Thanks fam
kelnhide *Methinks
But all English men were required to do archery training back then...
There’s no escape from Richard.
Can't believe it's been 8 centuries since this came out, still a banger
I was there when it was first recorded. Chills, man.
Anyone still listening to this in 1492‽
A great cover of Noah's original.
When the silent squire reaches into his rucksack and produces a crossbow.
Gonna make a Skyrim video of a kid suiting up in plate armor and walking in slo-mo to the Riften orphanage with a crossbow.
‘Twas a Scary sighting, perhaps a witch?
During an educational session with the Jesuits
Verbatim from the Reddit post. Even had the same image.
999th like, so close lol
"Jeremy what is in thine bag?"
"Vengence my Lord."
Hhaahhahaha
maybe saying satchel or sack instead of bag would make it sound more medieval lol
Thank you
Jeremy let thy shouts and actions be foretold in this kingdom for the future as proof of your brilliance
Limabean shit lol
"All t'other young'uns with their inflated pattens should think it wise to flee, flee from mine arrowes"- Adopt ye peasantry, 1311
Iam saving a spot here for the rest of the song please update
Edit* thanks for the likes btw dont know what they do tho but thanks and can you update pls
Yes please do 😳 this is a 10/10 comment
Woke
this gave me the witcher 3 vibes
10/10 CEO of youtube comments
All the other Kings
Hiding inside their castles
Better run, better run
Faster than my arrows
this is really good sir
sir I Approveth of thy
flee*
Napoleon be like *symbolically speaking* :
And you are a weebo
Aye, I befriended the quiet lad by sharing a bowl of lentil soup with him and so he saith unto me, “Thou art an upstanding fellow, tarry not in the flea markets come morrow.”
You listen here. I'm supposed to be studying and you got me in trouble because this comment made me LOL.
im crying
Thou better runneth hastily lest my arrow strike true
@@cykablyat9553 All thy other knaves,
With thoust dubious greaves,
Thou shouldst take flight,
Thou shouldst take flight,
Lest my arrow strike true!
I literally spit out my drink 😂
"Dear Timothy, what is in thine satchel?"
"Vengeance my Lord."
? Please ?
This is amazing and I want to be your friend now.
This is actually a great line tho
"My lord, I dare not repent for my actions, I willingly betray thee!"
*Is that a challenge, young Timothy?*
@Tiến Đạt Lục Yes its true, in the Japanese invasion when the hurricanes came he was reported to say that
When thy jester hasn’t found thy quip humorous so thou escapes to yonder battlements to retrieve thy crossbow
Thou art adept in the diction of the noble lords, good sir, I bid you luck in your poetic endeavours, may you oft find coin in your purse and ladies on your loins. God be with ye.
^ ^
Perfection
correct me if i’m wrong, but you said ‘ when your jester doesn’t find your quip funny, so go to get your crossbow’. This implies he’s yours(you’re some kind of member of the nobility/can afford a jester), he’s the jester though(he’s mr trying to be funny not you)... this doesn’t make any sense m8.
Loooongbow
@@headsworthtg3585 Yeah, 'when thine jest hath not been...' I believe would have been a better fit.
" *revenge doesn't bring peace, young one.* "
" *It does. My Lord. It does to thyself.* "
Everyone a knight till the class jester brings a longbow to the monastery
HAHAHAHA You are a Genius!
Indeed
you got 420 likes
@@aaronmatthewsenora6125 aw i missed it :/
You sir are a master!
"Thou have found favor with me, so I shal't give thee advice: Do not come to the village square tomorrow."
sounds like a school shooting warning
but with less school and more village square
You guys are good lads. Don't come to the monetary tomorrow
When that one peasant kid pulls out a longbow during sword training.
Jeemol peasants wouldn’t be able to afford sword training though. Squires on the other hand, can.
But the other kids have shields...
kelnhide r/wooooooooosh
OwenWasHerVEVO he didn’t miss the joke
It's not funny when you know that a longbow requires a lot of force to be pulled :c
"What is thou carrying onto thine back?"
"It is thine case for thy lyre milord."
"But dosn't thou playeth the flute?"
I just had a seizure reading this
Second line should probably be "lyre case for thine banquet in the courts milord"
It is thy longbow
Excuse thouns language BUT WHAT IN THE WILLIAM THE 1st
thou playeth most readily to thine gathered
“Leviticus,you seem quite amiable,do not arrive at thine tutelage on the morrow”
Leviticus is the name of one of my characters in DnD so that cracked me up. Thanks
Looool
Leviticus is the name of my Dog's girlfriend's twin uncle in a fictional fantasy game I play in my mind so that cracked me up. Thanks
@Uriah Her. Smart
@@oracle8192 I dont get it
"Behold! Start to cry and pray now, pestilent cowards, but not even god himself will save you sinners from my crossbow!"
- Richard, son of the blacksmith, "The quiet kid"
His name's robert.
Richard the Quiet
@@blazedinfernape886 Or Will.
Lmao
Dick the Quiet
It’s all fun and games until Richard pulls out his crossbow during horseback training.
That NFL Weeb everyone took off on horseback😭
There was a case in Spain of a kid who carried on a school shooting with a crossbow.
Killed one person and injured 4
GG
Bruh, he became a horse archer
@@voctur Holy shit you're not kidding: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcelona_school_killing
This comment section is gold. I live for this.
Thou't, in best interests, flee speeds hastier than thine fletching.
Ay brother!
*than mine fletching
@@reptilienkonig6551 *than mine asshole tightens
No one can understand this making it have a very small amount of likes. F
@@saucyyikers3877 curb your superiority complex, everyone gets it, and it has plenty of likes
All ye other squires with thine leather sandals, ought to flee, ought to flee, with more haste than mine arrow
Nice
LMAO
birbie how long did that take you? Haha
THIS WORKS
Well done
“Heed my warning sire. Don’t arrive at the castle tomorrow”
Best comment for me
Although most teaching was done at churches
Best comment
Loool.
Thine*
The silent one : "I hast taken a liking to you , question the teacher if thou can useth the loo . Thine shalt go and not come back to class ."
"Thine" means your
@@justananonymouspotatoI have taken a liking to thee, question the teacher if thou canst use the loo, thou shalt go and not come hither again.
Is that better?
@@Thestuffdoer yes 👏
When thine silent kid duth bringith a large carrying case, but ‘tis not thy day of running
*bringith*
yuh
@Fat fucking loser dude he's saying it like that because that's how medieval people talked back then ;-; check yourself before you wreck yourself
Who owns the silent kid?
"When *your* silent kid..."
Fat fucking loser yes they do dumbass
Everybody gangsta until Lancelot launches his Trebuchet at the Monastery.
666 likes Nani!?
@@teolikespizza5444 no likes Nani?!?
nuu not lancelot it couldnt have
Ah yes, the superior siege machine
Church of England time
“Ha, yes, all are jests, yet you curs best avoid court this coming morrow”
I am a disappointment to my parents I thank thee with all mine heart
aren't we all?
This is the most relatable username I've ever seen.
For ,thy cloth men sneak for toe, ought steed thy arrow, curb thy pride then void culling
@@clearcontentment3695 I get the first two parts, but can you explain the third?
This comments section taught me more about Medieval English than school did
None of these comments, I repeat NONE of these comments, one more time in case you're not paying attention NONE OF THESE COMMENTS have any medieval English in them. These internet people are making uneducated guesses based on things they've heard on shows and movies. No medieval English was learned here today. At best they're making awful attempts at sixteenth century English.
@@sensam6155 oh look, another thin skinned person from the internet, what a surprise
@@sensam6155 it’s coz of ppl like u the middle finger was invented.
@@pinify1239 ''it's coz of ppl like u'' haha
You can't insult someone writing like this and expect them to feel insulted. I feel like a toddler called me a poopie head.
@@sensam6155 ayt mate I'm from England wanna hear how we speak
When you misheard "Hunting pheasants" for "Hunting peasants"
"ohhhhhhh you said Pheasants.... sorry"
Ah yes a simple mistake
Lol
Dont worry,we all make mistake.yours seems a bit too much tho,but yeah we all make mistake sometime.
We all make mistakes in the heat of pashion jimbo
Medieval child: *starts playing this song on his lute
Every other peasant: Dost thou want to be friends? I’m willing to pay double for thy livestock
Its all fun and games untill you get a carrier pigeon telling you not to go the bread lines tommorow
@@c.jhamblin5759 I'm crying why is this so funny
Can some1 pls explain for me why u guys use the words such as thou, thy, thee,.. in these meme? I'm not an English speaker so I dont get it, maybe it's the accent of ppl in Medieval right? Sr for my English btw.
@@notgosu0907 for sure! It's how people used to say "you" and "your" and stuff like that WAY back in time, just replace "thou" with you
@@sighthoundstars gramercy, thank thou
When the French serf boy whispers something about Agincourt and takes his crossbow out of his satchel during English class
@@cora1983 Stop killing the word wholesome.
The nun is comin for you yeah she’s comin for you
omfg hi godot
Godot Why are you everywhere I look? Even when they aren't related to Ace Attorney
Comment is stolen, ive seen it on this video ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Everyone's a knight until the jester brings his longbow to the monastery
Edit: I hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving and a good day
I came here from a meme lol
@@Maver1ck15 me too
@@Maver1ck15 same
LMAOOOO
Me: LORD HEAVENS!!!
"I am quite fond of ye. Thou shalt not attend training tomorrow." The silent squire
Weird a 1K like comment with No replies...
Wait-
Rafa Adhifaiz golden fucking comment- wait-
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMG SPERFECT
After reading these comments But then you realized you are The quiet kid like me
@@rafaadhifaiz4531 hey buddy wait what is that *NO PUT THAT DOWN DONT FUCKING SHOO-*
“All the Bully-rooks with the Busken boots. Best Ye go, best Ye, go. Outrun my bow.”
I came here after watching that version lol
Thine comment cometh faster than mine arrow. 😳👍
Ye sire
“Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch.” Yea
Hahahaha
Tis all jests until the blacksmith's boy brings a longbow to the archives.
Sidney Kirk lmao
I raise thee:
Tis all a jest ‘til the blacksmith’s boy brings a Evelyn to the Archives
Federal Bureau of Investigation *Triple Shot of crossbow bolts sounds off in the archives.*
@@skhighglitch4217
Tis all a jest 'till the lords boy reacheth into his sachel and pulleth out a hunter axe in thine dream
I see you're a man of culture.
for some reason the image of the guy holding a bow to a group of people cracks me up like there's no tomorrow
The dislikes were those who weren’t swifter than his Arrows...
Or those who know that this doesn't sound like medieval at all.
Αιμίλιος Σπηλιόπουλος sounds pretty medieval to me
Big Iron but medieval?
I was going to run for my life, then I took an arrow to the knee.
@@aimilios439 A knave that was not swifter than his arrows
"Come hither fool."
*the fool jingled miserably across the floor*
I thought you said "come hitler fool" xd
Ksjsjjssj bruh I choked on my own spit
"what you egg!?"
*he stabs him*
Your Local Scribe so did I :(
Best piece of literature ever written
This has the tempo and flow of one of those 'stately' Edwardian/Victorian ballroom dances where at most hands touch and it's all very choreographed and such. Excellent cover!
Teacher: Why art thou in immortal laughter?
Me: 'tis but a crossbow
dude i cant LMFAOO
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES IMMEDIATELY
why tf did this make me laugh so hard lmao
LMFAO
LMAOO XDDDD I NEED TO FRAME YOUR COMMENT
Everybody gangsta till the quiet archer in the back pulls out the bow
Legionary LOL yeah everybody peasant*
mackyrulez spare me oh gracious devil, I wouldn’t know we thou provoke thee
Everypeasant
'Tis all but merry jest till he who plays the lute thy companions begins to shoot.
Underrated, but I think you need to change it to "thine companions HE begins to shoot."
@@weirdmovies1113 Thanks man hahaha. I know in today's English it isn't at all proper, but I feel like it sounds older. I think it comes from Latin sentence structure? "Subject Object Verb" instead of the modern English "Subject Verb Object".
Interesting!
Could you please change the sentence into normal grammar structure?
I mean the structure is fine but would it not be "thy" instead of "thine" in this case
This song is so good its gone forward and backwards in time
Don’t come to jousting practice tomorrow
oh hello there fellow memer
oh.. sure man
Don't wasn't a thing back then
hi
𝙒𝙝𝙮
“Ye scoundrels who wear poulaines piked, make haste or by my BOW be piked!”
My word sir it seems I've grown quite fond of you do to this here remark.
Tis but a scratch
You take his Toy,he gives you the BOW lessons.
"Twas but a witty remark from ye
All thy children adorned in the finest shoes, must flee, they must flee, outpacing my bow
All thine other knaves, fleeth, fleeth swifter than mine fledger
@quantum - you mean: outpacing mine bow? I believe I have spotted a mistake in your speech, sire
Made me commit nose breath
@@Super-Shafs Good squire, thankest thou. I hath fixed it.
Þeu haþ tó Æsérbcyrbe To ðe mineð channæ, þæ finesht in þe Britannian Kingdom
Damn the foreshadowing for the Kongsberg attack...
"You're a nice lad, don't come to the bard's college tomorrow."
Underrated
“Why’s that?”
“Reasons.”
*quicksaves
didn't got this one
@@BOIZADAS the song is about a school shooting
“Thou hast been an faithful companion, stay on thy farm and come not to studies in the morn.”
I know this is messed up but it's so funny XD
I second that it's a messed up reference. But at least you did your research.
What is the reference?
They wouldn't have studies if they had a farm to work in :/
Don't mind me I just thought of that
@@josuevalar6465 I found the guy that's always fun to talk to
When everyone starts bullying the history kid
history kid
Shweller hey we have a lot of pent up anger from Julius Caesar >:(
😂 this sent mw
You mean all those medieval LARPers
I’m A History Kid and Everyone Respects me lmao
"We dwelleth within a monarchy"
-The jester
When your at the monastery and you laugh at the quiet monk’s sandals:
Lmfao
HahahahahA xD
"The quiet monk"
I think they are usually quiet lmao
you're
"your"
When Thou jest about the quiet lad one too many times.
Illiterate Idiots underrated
@@Matteo64985 13 hours passed and he has 400 like
@@L.2066.v 736 now
MY SIDES
Isn't it "thee" for the subject?
I've never had more fun reading comments in my life
these are the most blursed comments I've seen
It's a surprise to be sure...
But a welcome one :D
Saw this comment then had a gander... you're spot on, these are the best comments!
Its a gold mine!!
Nice Covet album art profile pic
The middle ages is by far one of the eras that I find most fascinating and your music brings a huge smile to my face. What a perfect example of how art is timeless!
When the Court Jester suddenly stops acting silly...
@Pope Gregory I Thee lives inna kingdom.
"Care for another jest, my liege? What dost thou acquire when thou combine a hermit addled with diseases of the mind and a civilization that doth abandon him and treat him as if he were filth? I shall tell thee what thou shalt obtain! Thou shalt obtain thine just reward!"
he will be laughing still... in the end.
@@Sjors_ Dude, make this an actual comment instead of a reply. It is just too good, to be lost here.
A unemployed Jester is nobody's fool
“Wouldst thou passeth thy auxiliary cord?” “Aye, but playeth not a melody resembling excrement.”
Needs more likes pls
That is the most interesting "don't play shit" I've ever read. Complimenth to thou majesty
Shit is actually an older word in English than excrement.
your head is shaped like WillNE's
Hünré I don’t know what I’ll do with this newfound information but I do know I’m thankful to have it now
When you install the killable children mod on Skyrim . . .
Wasn’t interested in Skyrim until now
“Pa says im to friendly to strangers, but you seem alright.”
Smokeweedeveryday420
WAIT-
Sceptnado
Nani the fuck
Smokeweedeveryday420 same
Aye, it taketh me back to a time iron was still spelled isern.
it made more sense back then
This explains the German word for railway is Eisenbahn.
Ijzer in Dutch.
Bless corona virus for cancelling the medieval festival so this guy has time to make these
Black Death: Holdeth _my_ Corona Beer! 🍻😛
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@Michael Ortega ok racist
@@raijonakahara6948 Well, it did start from China, so they must've inferred it from that.
Please don't assume who accuses the Chinese for what happened is racist since the Chinese could've contained the virus before it literally spread to almost everywhere. That's why some people are upset at China.
@Michael Ortega fun fact during the outbreak the CCP took this opportunity to expand in the south china sea taking islands that belong to the SEA nations
All ye are bandits 'till the silent childe revealeth a crossebowe
This is actually underrated
You sound like you just drank one too many
If, perchance a brigand be harkin’ t’wards a bailiff, a trouble most foul shall beset upon him and his physician, n’ary a stitch in the land shall seal his fester’d wound.
@@tannernorwood1068 No sense was made by your comment
What ho, convenience at its finest!
when the bullied kid brings his crossbow in 1376
😂
Dont bully the blacksmith's son.
😭😭😭😭😭
قهسسيم
Better run Better run
Of course this is getting recommended again NOW
Yeah...
When the weird kid reaches into his satchel during alchemy
underrated
LMFAO
And it's a satchel charge
When thy tanners son reacheth for thine longbow during the Village summer fair.
"during alchemy" LOL
when the quiet child bringeth a peculiar shaped lyre case
A comment of most sub'tle humour!
xkcd
When the mute fellow bringeth a peculiarly formed lyre box to his lessons and his tunic shows a long rattling lump in his spine.
bringeth
We need to start talking like this again
When you’re playing Crusader Kings and your character’s sixth son has the strong, attractive, and genius traits
Or when gavelkind is still active and your character is 50+ with more than one kid
@Lee Gou Made my day
Charinfo
Kill (id) / Allow_laws (youngest inherent's) / Yesmen (imprison and execute them)
Or more simply
Charinfo
add_trait fair / genius (character Id)
remove_trait fair / genius (character Id)
ck2 player +1000
When your friend shows up with a trebuchet on the village
😄
“Ye sirs art honourable, I beseech thee naught attend the monastery come the morrow.”
You put sirs plural but you used the singular form of you ye is the plural thou is singular.
In all mine travels I have never crossed a comment of such underation
Oof I cant understand u, ur too gud
@@619-f6t translated: "You sir are honorable. I advise you not to attend the monastery tomorrow"
Indeed Sire
When thou donates fifteen shillings to the local maiden but she does not call out thine name in the chatter
Ahh aye! Haha
F
medieval simping
@@naufalr.9521 also known by its more glamorous name, courtly love
A simp lord?
I'd like to think this is the song the NPC's hear when they see the quicksave in Skyrim.
And thats on "gimme ur armor"
That happens when I turn into a werewolf in whiterun
You made me lol, good job
*shooter comes into school*
Quiet kid: "I hath become one with my ancestors song"
*pulls out bow*
WoF good book series my guy
Imagine if they found out there’s a music sheet preserved somewhere underground that has almost the same notes
And imagine the guy who made pumped ups kicks found it and just modernized-it
imagine the composer coming back to life and does a shooting with an assault crosbow
@@mikeock3164 JoergSprave's "Adder" repeating crossbow
Onwards to the cathedral
Only 7 distinct notes in a scale, there is bound to be
‘‘Twas no simple long bow, but a fast firin’ cross bow!”
I get the joke, but just saying. You can get a followup shot faster with a long bow. Crossbows are slower.
Fully semiautomatic assault bow!
When you’re a student in medieval time and you don’t let the quiet kid borrow your ink and feather.
How's your crazy noisy bizarre life with that bunny girl Sakuta?
Daniel Moreno Jurado マイさん 好きだ〜〜〜 (Mai-san, suki daaaaaaaaa)
*ink and quill
Pope Gregory I also noblemen and noble children
@Pope Gregory I recent archeological finds actually show the contrary, that most people living in the medieval time period could read and even in some cases write.
💀 I convinced our supervisor at work to play this over the intercom on nightshift. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all the night crew guys hate me now. This is great
"We survive in a Monarchy"
-The Jester
UNDERRATED COMMENT
@@D0VEGUM I copied from an earlier comment but that I couldn't find anymore a shame this one didn't blow up.
I just wanted more people to see it
I want to drop a like but it's already sitting at 420 lol
@@someblokeidk8565 You just needed to wait it's at 433 now
Arthur from Shrek would've played this song if one more kid had pushed him
Underrated
Best comment ive read in years
Based.
Best
This one wins
All jokes aside, this is a beautiful version.
Argeed its a work of art
Ye Olde work of art
No it doesn't fit😂this is just a meme
The cover art is gold
"Thou mother art gay!"
"Nay thee!"
**Pulls out holy hand grenade**
God?!?! Is it really you?!
Your user name makes it funny
@God umm he can explain.
It should be "Thy mother."
Have you seen Jesus
I can't find him
Everybody gangsta until you hear this at castle.
LMAOO
This and the Rains of Castamere
Henry of Skalitz has chosen a dark path. He must be hungry.
Shoot shoot mfsss
*at the phrontistery(school)
Edelgard: You're a good man, Professor. Don't come to the monastery tomorrow.
Have you ever thought about how bad she actually is at war?
Honestly I thought that Bernadetta would be a school shooter my entire first playthrough
Ethan Cox lol yeah I can see that
@@ethancox1315 Copied from another comment but "When a quiet young squire reaches into yonder sachel and pulleth out a longbow in school" fit perfectly on Bernadetta
Didn't think I'd find the fe fanbase in this comment section, good to see you all
This seems very relevant today
when the jester is made a fool but this time it shall be the king who will be the fool instead, we liveth in a society!
Well spoke m'lord
‘Tis all jests and merriment till the somber childe hand tarrys to his dagger, thou not seemeth a brigand now are ye?
Poetry
Thy sonnet striketh tears
Everybody gangsta till comment section starts speaking the plague
I can't understand this comment so it seems like he's got the old English down
@@ML-gz8ky They are spitting sick, forsooth...
"how wast school the present day son?"
"T wast fine, but the squire toldeth me not to attendeth school tomorrow"
Aleksandr Aleksievich Pälm-Leeis
Le em be mate
@Aleksandr Aleksievich Pälm-Leeisand I'm a Toad that has committed 7 war crimes. stfu Russian SpongeBob
AltNova oh shyeet it WW2 again run
@Aleksandr Aleksievich Pälm-Leeis So if its a legit Nazi you're okay with it? But if its an anime its wrong?
TheUndefined Gamer
Heil
Robert hath a swift hand.
He doth gaze upon the fyrd, and he maketh a plan.
He hath a jaunty cap, perched upon his head, he is a longbowman.
He did find an old bow of yew
And a quiver of arrows in his father’s chest, wherefore I cannot say.
But he cometh for thee, yea he cometh for thee.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.
Father worketh all day
And he cometh home late, yea he cometh home late.
Mayhaps he bringeth me a gift,
For stew is in the pot, though it doth taste of grit.
I have waited e’re long.
Now mine eye is quick and mine arm is strong.
I reason with my crooked cap
And say, “Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch.” Yea.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.
i cant express how much i love you
You crazy son of a bitch you did it
THIS IS PERFECT
S-senpai~
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"Please, i'm thy closest cousin. Doth not t prithee. " hath said ev'ryone in the library as i did pull the longbow out of mine own h'rse cart.
Rookie?
The first line alone would have been funnier
@@manaspradhan8041 Break thee off
This is the most glorious comment section I have ever seen.
Visit stereotipical music around the world and you'll see even better
Read the San Andreas one
Same
HONESTLY
Thine agrees with such statement
Robert hath a hasty hand
He'll gaze about the field, he shalln’t tell thou his plan
He's got a quick quiver sack, it’s hanging on his back he's a Sagittarius kid
He found a long wooden bow
In his father’s hunting cabin hidden, in a box of joyous things, I don't even know what
But he's coming for thee, yes he's coming for ye
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
Ye’d better run, better run, out run my arrow
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
Ye’d better run, better run, swifter than my arrow
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
Ye better run, better run, out run thy bow
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
Ye’d better run, better run, swifter than thy arrow
Father works a long day
He be coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing thee a surprise
Because supper’s in the pot and it's packed in rye
Thee hath waited for a long time
Yes, the slight of my hand is become a quick pull bowstring
I reason with a tinder twig
And say thou hair's on fire, ye must hast lost thee wits, yeah
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
Ye’d better run, better run, out run my bow
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
Ye’d better run, better run, swifter than my arrow
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
Ye’d better run, better run, out run my bow
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
Ye’d better run, better run, faster than my arrow
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
You'd better run, better run, out run my bow
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
Ye’d better run, better run, hastier than my arrow
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
You'd better run, better run, out run my recurve
All the other kids with the puffed up clogs
You'd better run, better run, swifter than my arrow
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Ye better run, better run, out run my arrow
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Ye’d better sprint, better skim, quicker than my arrows
This is the best thing I’ve ever read thank you
Now thats top comment material
thank you tommy
Simply amazing
This is why the Internet was invented
this song has one of the most beautiful melodies I have ever heard
Teacher : “we will be learning about the medieval age”
The quiet kid :
Quiet kids are always the most savage
@@ryanhodge6831 true
Quiet kids show themselves in online school
"Yer money or yer life"
"'Tis Harvesting season my lord"
Away with you vile beggar!
@DEUS VULT
Is this a reference to Squire?
@@yahtzee4229 Mount and Blade Warband
@@quocvietophu1627
Oh. The channel Squire did a video using that line and I've never heard or seen that line in the game.
Thats a nice head on your showdalz
When the squire says "never should've come here..."
VICTORY or SOVERGARDE
@@princesstinklepanties2720 *or
When the hired thug says "We're here ta teach you a lesson."
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
I will drink from your skull!
“Thou must flee, thou must flee, faster than mine arrow”
Quarantine is making people make things that shouldn’t be possible
its the Renaissance, people can put their insanity to creative use
@Shellpox Yea same, how else are the bullets supposed to reach your peers if they're at home