Land Down Under (Medieval Style)
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2020
- Here, taketh thine sandwich of vegemite, traveller. A bardcore version of Land Down Under!
If you enjoy this sort of music, do go check out Cornelius Link, Hildegard von Blingin' and the_miracle_aligner! There's a host of artists doing this kind of music at the moment, which is calling itself 'bardcore' as far as I can tell.
You can make an image like the one seen in the video here: htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/
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Travelin' yn a chipped up carriage
On the kings road, I shan't disparage
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She tooketh me and gave me breakfast
And she sayeth
Doon thou come from a lande of yonder?
Where women sow and thanes plunder?
Cans't thou hear, cans't thou hear the thunder?
Thou better run, thou better take cover
Buyin wares from a man in Hamburg
He stood two yards, and then a three footer
I said, "Doon thou speaketh my language?"
He juste smiled and then some venison brandische'd
And he spake
I come from a land of yonder
Where mead doth flow and men chunder
Cans't thou hear, cans't thou hear the thunder?
Thou better run, thou better take cover, yeah
Lyin' in ol' London bay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I spake to the man, "Art thou trying to tempt me
For I cometh from the land of plenty?"
And he said, oh
Doon thou come from a lande of yonder? (Ooh yay yay)
Where women sow and thanes plunder?
Cans't thou hear, cans't thou hear the thunder?
Thou better run, thou better take cover (for we doth)
Livin' in a land of yonder
Where women sow and thanes plunder?
Cans't thou hear, cans't thou hear the thunder?
Thou better run, thou better take cover
Livin' in a lande of yonder? (Ooh yay yay)
Where women sow and thanes plunder?
Cans't thou hear, cans't thou hear the thunder?
Thou better run, thou better take cover (for we doth)
Livin' in a land of yonder (ooh yaay)
Where women sow and thanes plunder?
Cans't thou hear, cans't thou hear the thunder?
Thou better run, thou better take cover
Livin' in a land of yonder (livin' in a land of yonder)
Where women sow and thanes plunder?
Cans't thou hear, cans't thou hear the thunder?
Even better than the pinned one I think.
@@foxhound963 I agree!!
Aye.
@@foxhound963 indeed
You are the best at lyrics my fellow friend
When you steal some bread and now you're on a ship to some unknown continent
Rasper Jilius For my ancestors it was just a little bit of water.
kek
so you mean...Les Miserables?- jkjk
No. You heard a rumour that if you did your time and kept your nose clean, they gave you land. And they didn't lie.
It was a pig theft that brought my lineage to Australia.
I literally have a no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.
what a time to be alive to experience the birth of bardcore. i love this!!
You know that's what this kind of music will be call forever now right?? 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂 I'm dying! I never had a word for it before
People got bored and made a new genre lol
Did you just coin that term? 😮
@@marleywalker3284 it's a whole new genre that has recently gotten popular, you can search on RUclips "Hardcore" and you'll find many playlists with very new remixes
I hear the clap track was all the rage in the Middle Ages.
this will be a severely underrated comment
It is a mill-tread with people running and clapping.
In all seriousness it probably was. It's the simplest instrument that everyone has.
Thee said "dost thou speaketh mine language?"
He just smiled and giveth thee Vegemite manchet.
* spekest thou mi langage
* gavest
I encountered a wyrd maiden, she disturb mine peace
I don't know why RUclips is recommending me medieval twists on modern music BUT I AM SO HERE FOR IT
Don't question it, just enjoy it. It's a thing, it's in our lives and we're better off for it
That's the mood. To everyone's surprise, sometimes the algorithm does something good.
I'm here because of all the 1980s remixes I've been bopping to during the 21st century plague.
Lol RUclips started showing me these types of videos in recommended tonight and I love this discovery of bardcore
because it's recent and trendy, so yt thinks everyone wants to see it
did you know the reason kangaroos are so ripped is because they have to hold on the under side of the flat earth where there is no gravity
Yes Earth is flat and hollow after all.. (though there is no gravity, just Relative Density Disequilibrium, and Australia is on the other side not underside, but don't let science stop the fun here..)
@@skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2 good job, einstein. want a cookie?
How to upset conspiracy theorists.... do you know how can the earth be flat AND hollow at the same time?
BECAUSE IT'S ROUND!!
skyisthelimit ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ readyornotfor2 bruh he’s using sarcasm
You, friend, win the internet.
An alternate history where Australia has Kingdoms and evolves into a colonial empire.
Discovered the island of Britain and turned it into a penal colony with f*cked up weather.
In an alternate world where Australians aren't food for spiders, maybe
austrasia
so no matter what the aboriginals get the short stick? or are they allowed their own little kingdom too?
@@albertpaul1094 Sending prisoners to live in that miserable weather. Now that is punishment!
When the time travelling bard telleth thee about the wicked place with huge spiders
mood
Impossible. Bring out the branding irons.
Doomrider don’t forget about how the same bard tells tales of a land where men fought and lost a war against two meter tall birds
Imagine if Australia had been discovered during medieval times. The depictions of australian fauna would have been hilarious.
Trees that bursts to flame come summer and small bears with big noses that climb and eat its leaves.
Birds that are on par with the giant birds of Africa that can defeat a kingdom even with an ample supply of bolts and quivers, and some can kill with a single kick.
Trees that can give you everlasting pain by just a mere touch.
Deers hopping on two legs with its tail larger and longer than its arms, and with a sack in its front to keep its child.
''I come from the land down under''
Everyone in the world before 1495: ''I don't quite understand''
They would probably think Hellheim.
@@ur-inannak9565 Or Valhalla 😄
Ahh, Cornwall
Art thou from Terra Australis?
incognita
also nullius
Aurora Australis
ruclips.net/video/XZm5QvpfonY/видео.html
esyay iway oday omecay omfray Australiaway
Nah, New Holland matey.
Should begin, “Comest thou from yon lande downe under?” “Doth ye cometh” is very awkward in any idiom.
*Round of applause*
Couldn't agree more - I've seen so many attempts at 'olde English' fail miserably because people simply haven't got a clue. For instance, 'thine' equates to 'yours' not 'your', which is 'thy' and incidentally is the familiar form of 'you', when the English language still had the distinction between formal and informal forms of address, much as today's European languages still do. The opening line of this should be 'Dost thou come' or 'Cometh thou'.
If you're going to attempt archaic English, at least get it right!
Also -th is a third person verb ending. It is not a second person ending or an infinitive ending.
@@jennydixon9047 I think you can use thine to mean "your" if the word after starts with a vowel, so thy banana vs thine apple
I was going to say the same, but I was afraid to look like a nerd. You're a braver soul than I am.
Brent Thomson _ye_ is an entirely different pronoun from “thou”. _Ye_ is the second person plural subject form, of which its object form is _you_ whereas “thou” is the subject form of the second person singular.
when the Australians participate in battle of the nations for some reason
yeah it should only be countries in Europe
bardcore is rising
The ornamentation on the melody is a really nice touch.
Thanks!
this is actually so relaxing as a stand alone song
Is is Delicious 😄
So... in other ways it's not relaxing?
Traveling 'i a fried-out carriage
on a horse trail, pate full of carrion
i met a strange lady, she made me nervous
she took me 'i and granted me breakfast
and she quoth
doth thou cometh from a lande down under?
where women glow and men plunder?
canst not thou hark, canst not thou hark the thunder?
thou better run, thou better take gild
buying bread from a man 'i brussels
he was six-foot-four and full of muscle
i quoth, "do thou speak-a mine language?"
he just smiled and granted me a sandwich
and he quoth
I comenth from a lande down under
where beer doth flow and men chunder
canst not thou hark, canst not thou hark the thunder?
thou better run, thou better take gild, ay
lyin' 'i a den 'i bombay
with a slack chap, and not much to say
i quoth to the man, "are thou trying to tempt me
because i join from the land of plenty?"
and he quoth, oh
doth ye cometh from a lande down under?
where women glow and men plunder?
canst not thou hark, canst not thou hark the thunder?
thou better run, thou better take gild
extremely based comment
@@steeldruid Comest thou from yon lande down under?
dost thou^
I'll use this in my English class and see the reactions of the kids.
Clearly you cometh from a lande down under
When you call someone a mate instead of a friend...
Me n' the lads down at the pub when the convict is transported to the prison colony.
FirstDigit they are sentenced to 12 months hard labour in Australia
"oi bro, goin with me mates to meet the other lads and have a cold one?"
hey, you changed your profile pic XD
@@robertlinke2666 different person, the other one is called "Just Some Guy without a Mustache"
They need to start playing these remixes at medieval times
I mean if you invent a time machine and go back to medieval times I think they'd be more impressed with your phone than the fact that there's a song that sounds like a dubstep version of what they're used to
Why is this the most beautiful song I have ever heard??? It's borderline moving.
Just realized… as a medieval tune this is no longer about Australia, but is instead about the “Little People Under the Hill” and the implications are hilarious. 🧚♂️🤣
Just the Fae running into each other while messing with mortals. Or that one old lady in every village you can’t possibly mess with because she knows all the tricks, but will absolutely feed you a good meal. 🤣🤣🤣
Why so many medieval-style music in youtube those weeks? Are all dead and resting in the paradise?
I think it's because Cornelius Link's Astronomia cover was thrown around so much, and everyone saw what a cool idea it was
this whole shit was sparked by the coffin dance meme beeing turned into an medieval style. and thus, this continious stream of medieval style music was populariced,
the coronavirus knocked us back to the middle ages.
i've been collecting these songs in a playlist: ruclips.net/p/PLQrba3PjE_gQKTkeWQOe26rxn4ZBDmTjT and if you know any i missed please tell me
The Corona Plauge :)
@@ethanl5527 Hildegard von Blingin just made a new one
Here we are, listening to this as we sail onward to Terra Australis
Never stop making the graphics for every song! They are amazing.
British: my bow can launch an arrow near 200 meters
French: our crossbows can throw a bolt directly though plate steel
Ausies: ya wanna lift ta Dubbo? i can chuck ya in the Ute get ye there in 5 hours mate
I don't even think Aussie exist during that time
@@shehetheir8382 aboriginals cancelled :( cant believe youve done this smh
Aussies: We'll hunt ya through the fuckin' bush- oh right, 'jungle', and outplay ya in your own territory without sayin' a bloody word for days at a time.
Started listening to bardcore out of curiosity and respect for the creativity, now I'm listening 'cause they actually slap. XD
From the first sounds, this medieval stylization takes you back to childhood, to the fairy tales of the brothers Grimm, Andersen. Thank you so much!
Glad the church finally lifted the ban on this one
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
They had to change the lyrics to remove the mention of Vegemite, which is still considered a thing of heresy.
@@KeithFraser82 truly an unholy abomination
When thou discover an whole new australis land while searching for spice.
When thine dizzying intellect deduces that since iocane powder cometh from a continent entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals art not to be trusted, you cannot chose the wine in front of you.
I’ve been waiting for this one. The last one I’m waiting for now is cotton eye joe
Where doth ye hail from, Cotten Eye Joe?
Finally a bardcore song that doesn't just use the same rhythm of the original.
Thought these were a cute, funny novelty at first but...I seriously LOVE THIS. I have been converted!
One of my dnd players is playing a drow with an Aussie accent. This is going to be the theme of his home cavern
Most drow worship a giant spider, so I guess it checks out.
When the Earth is actually flat and you live on the underside of it:
This song seems most fitting to be covered in this genre. Just beautiful.
As bad as 2020 has been at least it's given us bardcore.
Thank you guy so much for 100 subscribers!!!
Please feel free to leave any suggestions for other songs to cover in Bardcore style below!
Probably wouldn't generate as much interest, but I think "La Isla Bonita" by Madonna could sound absolutely _stunning_ with this sort of instrumentation.
Fireflies would be amazing
Just for the irony of making a medieval version of a song about new technology obviating what came before it, may I recommend *Video Killed the Radio Star* ?
@Monotone Marc I think that's been done! But I wouldn't mind putting my own version up at some point
Who Wants to Live Forever by Queen
Oh such a great cover 🙃 Thanks so much for creating this!
Haha thanks! I appreciate it
You have appeased both my Aussie soul, and my recent love for Bardcore. I applaud you thee.
I'm going to dance at my wedding to this
Prithee, wilt thou and all thy company feast nuptially on Vegemite?
Me an Aussie: * You have caught my attention.*
This is one extremely nice and calming in comparison to the million other medieval new songs out there. I really like it.
The Vegemite makes this epic.
Gunna play this while my d&d party's in an underdark city (The Drow also have Australian accents).
Doth thou hail from a realm from below.
Where the lady folk glow and the men committeth great plunder.
Y'all just came out of nowhere with these bard beats...loving all of it!
"Doth thy'st come from a land down under?
where lasses glow and lords plunder?
cannot thee hear, cannot thee hear the thunder?
thee better run, thee better take cover!"
You modern bards have brought such peace of mind to Me, in this modern world I didn't think I'd feel this level of tranquillity and equanimity again. Its feels a little bit like being a child again, living in a more sane world. Thank You so very much You precious modern bards.
This reminds me when my thieves guild had quite a grasp on the towne of Stillwater.
this song is the most peaceful song I've ever heard - now I listen to it on repeat for hours on end - Cheers
I was expecting singing or Mediaeval- style lyrics on screen. It doesn’t need either. This is quite beautiful.
I fell down a RUclips rabbit-hole and found an entire civilization! At least someone spent their time productively during the plague of 2020! This is awesome!
Hey mate, this is an epic track, and as an Australian YTer, is it alright to use a sample of this for a backing track or outro song? With credit of course.
Cheers
Loading up a ship in Marseilles
Assail'd by men with no French to say
I asked them "are you here to raid me?"
Because ye fly the flag of Barbary
I said
"Do you come from a land down under?"
"Where sand dunes flow and pirates plunder?"
"Do you hear do you hear hooves thunder?"
"Ye better run, ye better take cover"
The sheep is a great touch, along with the jar of Vegemite.
(From the land where sheep outnumber humans by a factor of three)
what a time to be alive to expireience the birth of bardcore love it!
This type of music would’ve been perfect for Miracle Workers: Dark Ages!!!
General rule of thumb to make this video sound authentic: Speed the audio up to 1.5x
I put it at 1.25 and it sounded more like the original.
you're a good man
I don't want the original, I want this, and I also want to poke fun at the girl guides!
What's that growling I hear when I speed it up?
Idk man. I like it at this speed.
Really cements the "medieval" feel lol
Tis the first thing that comets to ones mind after thou hast been banished to Australia by thine Queen
Like mine self
*cometh sorry*
If thou try tho travel tho Land Down Under thou fall off the edge of the World
This is Makin me cry mate. It's beautiful.
When thou person, gets eaten by thy Giant Spider
Now I want to hear Great Southern Land.
On the western shores of middle earth, if you listen hard enough you can hear this drifting over from Valinor.
On today's episode of "where quarantine has led me"
Why this video is upside down to me? Does anyone have similar error. Does the local witch fix this?
That took me a second to understand LOL
Aye, but she was made of wood...
...so we burnt her.
@@NorthForkFisherman Monty Python never gets old.
What do you mean... "video?"
Sounds like heresy to me.
Back when this was originally played, Australia was a prison colony. Nice to see they still used the same flute.
Someth day we shalt look back on these ol' times and remembin' them for... Bardcore
We need an ocean man medieval cover.
I need vocals on this so bad
The Aussie Australian from Australia 🇦🇺 and BLUEY IS A BLUE HEELER
The first fleet after they settled.
Alternate history where the English colonized Australia 400 years earlier, and this is a madrigal dance.
Ah yes. Back when the land down under was the Nederland.
In english it's "the Netherlands" or "Holland". Because of that mistake I can see that you are Dutch.
Queue the flutes... heart does swelleth with pride... eyes fillith with tears... head is lifted to the Gods... and mine voice harmoniously answers...
“Yes, I cometh from the land DOWN UNDER”
I searched RUclips for a Bardcore Playlist...it is one of the best decisions I've made in my life... 😎👍
dude on the left is a stand user (from medieval giorno's theme)
I mean, Europeans didn't know about Australia until 1605, but this is awesome, so who cares?
* Cough * Terra australis * Cough *
I mean, it could be any number of places to the South. Like, Egypt.
Dost ye come from þe land down under,
Where cats art gods and pharaohs slumber?
Fun fact: the last thing king Louis the 16th of France asked about before losing his head on the guillotine was, "Any news of the La Pérouse expedition to Australia?"
It sucks that we Aussies never had a medieval era. 😩
@@soulsearcher117 Your ancestors were European. We share the same medieval era.
this is beautiful!!! so soft and if you hadn't heard the original before, you'd definitely think it was an old, classic composition! great job!!
I really liked this one for some reason… was on repeat for a while. good job !
That moment when England decides to colonize Australia.
Just wondering: How did you find these instruments? I’ve been looking for medieval VSTs everywhere and honestly found nothing. Btw, your bardcore remixes sound so great!!
Makes me want wto make a time machine and play these hits in the past..
This is the best one yet, while some of the others are good for a giggle, this is actually really beautiful. Thanks!
Is Thou From New Hollandth?
Lande down yonder?
That's amazing! Seriously, you're criminally underrated! Love it, can't wait for the next song.
"I has't cometh from the continent beneath us"
1:03 sounds more like Kookaburra than ever :/
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Land down under?
Rome? Or Sicily? Maybe Egypt.
I was thinking of Lichenstein, I hear it's a very far away land with many strange customs and dances
I belive it is the mythical land of the hindus
Cornwall
Nay tis the channel islands, Guernsey or mayhaps Jersey.
Doth thou speakest of the Ancient Greek Underworld, mayhaps? Begone, heathen!
It is known that our King descendeth from God Himself!
Mere did he smirk and bequeathed upon me a meal of Vegemite upon loaves.
Bardcore requires much gamboling and merriment. Indeed, 'tis causing mine feet to dance.
This is would happen if the western roman empire never fell
Why's there so many dislikes though?
@Irongutz It was supposed to be a bad Australia joke, but whatever.
Happy little accidents
need more of these
I like how the guy is just holding a jar of vegemite.
From that classic band, Men-At-Arms
It sounds so natural
Welch wahrlich lieblicher Klang! Lasset uns dem frönen und Neckisch sein!
now all i need is the vaporwave 10 hour version of this version so i can rest peacefully