Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia (Medieval Style | Bardcore) [Tavern Version]
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Astronomia or Coffin Dance by Tony Igy in a medieval Bardcore version. This version is more vibrant than the other one. More medieval music on Spotify: sptfy.com/6O6V
Original Music: Anton Igumnov
Medieval Edit: Cornelius Link
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Well met everyone (yes, I have to practice my medieval speech)! First of all thank you for all your nice comments and the hilarious ideas on how to use this song. It is very entertaining to scroll through the comments section.
Since many of you asked for more music like this, there is only one question left: what would you like to hear on your next visit to the tavern of your trust, or wherever your adventure will take you? Just leave a comment on what you would like to hear in a medieval/fantasy style and I'll choose something and try my best.
Cornelius Link do whatever u want dude, u are amaizing!!!
"Shooting stars", Bag Raiders! :D
Hi Digi Here,
Thanks for contacting me.
I've creditted you in that video.
Keep making video dude , you're talented !
Love from Digi
I'll honestly take anything dude i love this kinda music
But if you're asking.... I wonder what something from the doom soundtrack would sound like in this style
HOME - Resonance
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars
Woman: Marries Henry the 8th
The Wedding Band:
Underrated.
bruh
Me to myself: don't do it..
Me: *DIVORCED, BEHEADED, DIED-*
@Dio Brando Nope, they tell about this at school...
Oofff😂😂
When a rat jumps into your face in 1347 Europe
I guess you could call it the...
*BLACK*death (it’s a joke please don’t be offended).
Edit: Probably the most likes (and comments) that I have gotten in years.
Edit 2: Damn, 102 likes, is this joke that good that people forgot to laugh?
edit 3: Like, seriously this joke isn't even that good.
Also *NOICE* 69 comments
@@sakoz7650 I'm sorry but that was not funny
Sako Z Didn’t get offended but it was just not funny🤷🏻♂️
@@sakoz7650 Worst joke I've heard in a long time (and trust me, I've heard some shit jokes lately)
@@boarisch5322 I was kinda expecting my sh#tty one-liner to not to be funny, but thanks for the constructive criticism. (Also, I just came up with it on the spot which makes sense to why its a pretty trash 'joke').
Juliet: *fakes her own death*
Romeo:
Also Juliet:
I submit thy approval to thy statement given by thou Dr Kapooya **raises sword**
*Drinks poison*
I grant thou funny comment with a like.
*I offered thee a couple of breath to chortle this jest statement.*
(Sorry I can't speak Shakespearean)
i've just finished reading romeo and juliet and i can confirm.
Medieval woman : hey kid, got your nose
The Church :
Fucking gold 😂
well the woman will be so hot soon
@@valROFL hol'up
LOOK OUT, SHE'S GOT A NOSE! *arquebus noises*
@@valROFL Ok ngl that was pretty good as well imo lol-
Wife- **doesn’t give birth to a boy**
Henry the 8th-
lmfao
Big brain time
Henry the 8th: *omae wa mou shindeiru*
When you forget to order the number 69 and the large soda
Oversimplified history?.
Searches "medieval festivals 2020"
Google: "All large gatherings have been canceled"
Bing:
OMG that's the best one 😂😂😂
Internet explorer : ... ... ... ...
@@The_Muthias ↻
1/3 of Europe: Exists
Some random rat:
killer beats
coming through is the chosen one...
*i am the 666th like of this comment*
RAT ATTACK!
yeah yeah... that's about it
21st century version
The whole world: Exists
Some random guy eating a bat:
Shouldn’t have killed all those cats. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Can you imagine. The Queen was alive when this was made. Incredible how ancient she was.
This is underrated
_Oh shit_
WAS :(
RIP
She respawning don worry:)
I like how this is the “tavern” version, like the other one is what they play at a medieval funeral but this is the version the musicians casually start playing when someone is murdered in the tavern.
"Casually start playing when someone is murdered in the tavern" is a big mood. As an art school graduate, I can tell you that the music department's students WILL do things like this considering I had been a witness of such occasion. 😂
@@MagisterialVoyager please tell the story
ok
@@MagisterialVoyager you can't just leave us hanging.
Tavern Version is the predecessor to today's Club Mix! :D
imagine: its 1358. you and your homies are raving to this in a tavern after defending your village against some bandits.
In honor of the lad who died in the defence
@Gianluca Archetti skyrim belong to the nords
@@RandomRUclipsUser69 That's right!!! Fight for Skyrim, Kosovo and Catalonia!!!!
it's almost harvesting season!
@@RandomRUclipsUser69
My ancestors are smiling upon me, Imperials. Can you say the same?
"Thine original melody cannot be bested, sire"
...
"Grasp mine own mead"
Allow me to illustrate thee
Thou shalt be weary, and allow me to demonstrate
"Now hearken here, ye little excrement"
"Gaze upon this"
thine = yours, thy = your
Russia in the 12th century:
"No one can invade us in the winter!"
Mongols:
Mongols: hold my beer
Mongols be like “IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE”
The Kwarezmian Shah: This Ghengis fellow doesn't seem all that tough.
This Ghengis fellow:
Russia some time later: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
@SA-507 hold my bow*
When thy lover's husband finds out who's the father.
BARD!
Whomst
Dylan t shutup virgin
😂😂😂
congratulations on 666 likes
This plays immediately after medieval pumped up kicks
XD
Coincidence? I don't think so.
oh god oh f
Mine was vise versa lol
Th.. The algorithm... it's learning
London in 1347: Hey a rat
China in 2020: Hey a bat
LMAO TRUE
in the 2700s: hey a cat..
@@anirudhrox8839 no way
@@heh.9166 well.. if u know any other animal that rhymes with rat or bat, u can use it to replace cat
@@anirudhrox8839 m e e r k a t
Anyone during the 1300’s: Write with their left hand.
Witch hunters:
Vxnnalee guess that’s me over.
@@CrazyBrosCael Oh Oh *Astronomia plays*
Same 😔
If you’re even literate in the first place.
Dude, more like 1950s.. Sad but true.
That beat dropped harder than Europe’s population during the plague
Criminally underrated
Best shit I’ve heard in a while
Which one?The Plauge of Justinian or the Black Death?
@@luciusvernus3174 Probably the Black Death
@@andreaseveraerts1555 Yup makes the most sense
Woman: Doesn’t drown after being thrown into a lake
The Townspeople:
Wait how the fuck is she alive
@@kairuku8498 it obviously because she is a witch. She must have used her devil magic to allow her to float.
@@a-drewg1716 She's a duck!
A-DrewG I agree, I’m getting my musket
@@a-drewg1716
That "method" of finding witches was literally the most braindead thing in history
Fail and survive? A witch. Burn on the stake bitch
Succeed and die? Not a witch. But still dead lol
Stonks
That beat dropped harder than the axe on Anne Boleyn's neck
Is this still *TooSoon* ?
Her neck was slashed by a French professional swordsman hired to perform the execution. Something to do with swords being a noble's weapon and a more dignified way to dispatch her. Word has it the guy was so fast and accurate her head fell from her body without loosing conscience, and the crowd could witness her severed head moving lips as if saying one last prayer. But I remembered this story only after finishing laughing from your comment.
@@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 Indeed, it was also ordered by Henry VIII as one last act of compassion to his old news beloved... how romantic...
@@adityamurda5358 *shouts from a distance* _"Too soon!"_
On the head as well
9th Century Monk: "Hey, what are these weird looking ships doing here?"
Vikings:
Romans uniting and conquering be like:
Don't ya disrespect our ships like that!
Somewhere in Scandinavia, 6 Vikings in the black wolf outfits, carrying and dancing the burning Drakkar to Valhalla
Wrong. Viking Funerals had the corpse sent off on a ship and then burned.
So uh...
*Six black guys fire arrows as Astronomia plays*
Vikings are weak
When your a jester in the 6th century and accidentally made a "your mom" joke to the king.
Yo mama so fat that the kingdom has to pay a very high tax for her food XD
I mean, Jesters were the only people who are legally allowed to make fun of the king.
@@kelnhide then considered jesters dead
Man Of Culture Ah, so you’re a ma- oh. **ahem** Ah, so you are you
@@aloskss i am who i am
Mother: 'Tis but a headache
The local herbalist: 'Tis but a headache
The Plague Doctors:
IceCream Enthusiasts Tis nothing but a scratch
Plague doctor *takes a liter of blood*
tis is going to be fine
Niklas Hrast ‘Tis nothing to fret about, just grab a handful of leeches
@@rickastely95 tis is nothing lets put some cow dung on the wound
Niklas Hrast ‘tie but a simple remedy you have found, dung of the cow or pigeon though is a question I have
level 2 wizard: *Gets an axe sunk into his head by an Orc*
Party Bard in the corner:
Ahhh classic dnd
The orc wanted to eat it stuffed with apples.
We all caught up in DnD HAHAHAHA
And then the Bard tries to seduce the Orc.
@@shutupandsleep6728 B O N K go to horny jail!
When you’re a woman who weighs the same as a duck:
yt3.ggpht.com/a/AATXAJweVTVhDKiUp3FJSJO6tPnypEzqhQdCHLK2LA=s1080-c-k-c0xffffffff-no-rj-mo
looks like plastic
witch!
T seemeth thee has't did fail thy beldams trial. Yiu knoweth what happeneth anon
who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
SHE'S A WITCH
female: literally makes medicine out of anything
witch hunters:
To be fair her medicine probably kills you.
@@GonnaDieNever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Sirius Stark Al Ghul Nah, an awful lot of people die from folk medicine, even today.
Most real medicine we make today is poisonous in a slightly higher dosage. Why on Earth do you think that medieval women with no actual education would be any less prone to killing people by accident.
Also, the fact that you think Witches were burned shows how little you actually know about the subject. Witches were typically drowned or hung as a rule. Burning was for apostates and Heretics, and was the sole purveiw of the church.
They are called Inquistors
@@VentilatorenBumser
Inaccurate. Inquisitors didn't give a shit about witchcraft. The various Inquisitions were aimed squarely at heresy. Say that Christ has only one will and you can expect a visit from an Inquisitor after they send you a letter telling you not to leave town for the next six months while they form a formal case against you an metaphorically bury you under a mountain of council decisions and bureaucracy.
It wasn't until after the protestant reformation that witch hunters actually became a thing. See, the Catholic Church's policy was that witches aren't real, because Satan can't give you magic powers even if he says he will. Protestants disagreed, and some individuals decided to go from town to town offering to find local witches and to sell various devices and charms to protect yourself from witchcraft. They weren't a part of any inquisition. They literally metaphorically whipped up mobs to sell them torches and pitchforks.
A prime example was Matthew Hopkins, an English Protestant, who claimed to have been given the title of "Witchfinder General" during the civil war (no office ever existed by that name) published a book titled "The Discovery of Witches" and then went on to kill more people than had been accused of witchcraft in the previous century. During the entirety of the middle ages they estimate roughly 500 witches were executed in England Matthew Hopkins executed just shy of 300 between 1644 and 1646.
When you’re thrown into the river, but don’t sink.
Your profile pictures adds something to it
Hi grandma! Why did you go into bidding for so long?
History Memes As I said, I was thrown into the river, but didn’t sink.
You turned me into a newt!
i dont get it
King's best son in Crusader kings: *"Wow, I'm gonna be the next king!"*
His intrigue-focused siblings:
There is a mod where this song is cette grosse played when somebody of your family dies
*Humble Spymaster intensifies*
Woman from the 13th century: "Hey look at this cool magic trick"
The Church:
😂
😂😂😂😂
You meant 16th to 18th century?
Nice one 😂
amen
When you were supposed to fertilise thy lords crops but instead fertilise thy lords wife and are caught by the manor guard
Edit: why do so many people like this??? What did I do??? Thank you!
This is so hilarious 😂
Humble Gamer why thank you good sir
This is a stolen comment from a different video
@Zephyx that's not how that works
@@jeffasbestos7813 can comfirm
Anne Boleyn: **Flirts with other guys**
Henry VIII:
it's henry the 8th
oh no
y dept
U mean Henry VIII?
The Tom Nook icon is looking at the comment, exactly at the Anne Boleyn part. It's funny to me because the expression of Tom Nook's face looks worried or knows that something is gonna happen
when you float in the water during your witchcraft trial:
when you don't float in the water during your witchcraft trial:
good one. got a good chuckle out. fucking puritans
Monty Python reference?
That was smart
@@s36yearsago13 Floating on Water wasn't the method used in Monty Python Holy Grail.
@@johndoherty487 Wait i thought it was. Didn't the knight said "What else floats on water" then King arthur said "A duck"
When you’re 16 years old in 1400 England and you haven’t married or had children yet:
Criminally underrated.
So basically, the marriage under 18 or marrying an underage child is considered as normal things in the pas day. But nowadays, the paradigm have been changed..
@@deanddy I mean...yeah.
Nope.
@@deanddy You see it at under age because of today's morality, and in fact it was more around 15-16 than 13-14 years old, and in many country marriage at 16 is possible so it haven't changed that much, the joke's still funny though
**Queen Elizabeth appears**
Song: **plays in reverse**
I like to think that the Queen of England had an uno match between her the grim reaper, god and Shakespeare. She must've pulled a uno reverse card on the grim reaper which won her the match.
@@kryptofullmetal5553 Was she supposed to pull out an Exodius? Of course she used an *uno* reverse card smh
No, when she appears the song plays for it's own death
Which Elizabeth, there's two of em
@@peterfox1380 thats what they want u to think
When someone arrives at your doorstep and is wearing a bird mask:
aRcanA?
@@aliyarubinstein6587 plague doctor
*You have the pestilence*
@@aliyarubinstein6587 don't be shy, throw a bottle on this plague doctor 👁️👄👁️
@@darkmatteracid2353
_Is that a SCP reference_
“1 + 1 = ?”
Peasant woman: 2
The town: 👀‼️
The town: she knew too much
*WITCH*
SHES A WITCH
SHES A REAL WITCH
WITCHCRAFT!!!!
Constantinople: Asks for assistance against the Turks
Crusaders:
Pope: Ok Byzantium renounce the schism and we'll help you against the Turks
Basileus: OK I did
Pope:
Emperor: "I can't pay you for helping my predecessor get back into power. Can you leave?"
Crusaders:
@@calebsilvergleid9797 If you are talking about the fall of constantinople, the pope was more than willing to help as long as all of the remains of the byzatine empire accepted catholicism and the Basileus was more than willing as long as that could save his people from impending doom but when he brought that up to his court and officials they refused and threatened him to dispose of him if he actually dared to procced with that plan.
It can be taken as stubborn idiocy or pride and heroism.
@@luisvilca4467 I know, I'm just pointing out that the man did his best but still didn't get an overwhelming Crusade to help him. He did get a couple, I guess, but they obviously failed.
Im turkish and my english is not enough to understand can u guys tell it with more basic english😇
I'll play this everytime someone dies in my DnD group
I shall do the same
Me too
Can I join?!
(Not really, but thx 4 the idea)
I already do XD
What's dnd
Mom: It's just a headache.
Doctor: It's just a headache..
The internet:
IT'S NOT A TUMA
Mother: "'Tis but a scratch."
Father: "'Tis but a scratch."
Thy Liege: "'Tis but a scratch."
The local tavern:
So long, partner.
Is this a reference to something
@@soulsearcher7077 nah, just poking fun at medieval ppl for not knowing such small thing as 'the modern medicine'
Peasant : **coughs**
The doctor : Sorry but your free trial of life has expired
Still relevant today.
😂😂😂😂
Peasant **cuts their finger on a dirty surface**
Change Peasant to Person and now ya got 2020
Pfft. Has Winrar taught you nothing?
Click the ignore box and continue living.
Peasant: *Gets cut*
Peasant: Tis but a wee little wound
Also peasant a few days later:
That is the most disturbing profile picture.
Sechii in the utmost circumstances tis was not a wee wound
alas, t'was more
"I'll just jump right into Dark Souls, no tutorial needed"
Asylum demon:
Quantum started with ds3 took me like 20 hours to beat gundyr
@@frankzander6234 holy fuck dude,now you are parrying master. Probably... Anyway,I hope u killed next bosses very ez
@@frankzander6234 bro, it took me 20 hours to beat the game
Penguin Sicko Mode vordr was ez. unfortunatly i still havent killed geal or midir :(
@@frankzander6234 Good luck dude
When a wife did not gave birth to a Heir.
Joks iZantos
Henry the 8th: *Noted*
Ohhhh Oversimplified viewer spotted
Streli • or an 8th grade history class
@@deadinside6650 you do know they teach Henry the 8th in school right?
PSI Gamer Man who
Woman in 1330: “I think-“
Everyone:
Lmao
Good old days!
What is that mean?
@@yosephoktavianus2311 did you listen is history ?
@@Janbow23 no i didnt
Pilgrim: "Thou mother art gay!"
Drunk knight: "Nay thee!"
Bartender: *plays track while everyone in the tavern fights*
😂😂😂
OI! INKEEP GIVE THAT MAN A MEAD!!!!
*thy mother ist a homosexual
Best comment I've seen in a while 😂😂😂
*Thy
When you’re a female peasant and accidentally do math
Witch
she turned me into a newt!
*It's witch, and she have a demon as pet*
@@AntKnown A newt?!
@@mikec8086 ...I've gotten better.
Medieval villagers: dies from plague
Dudes with a bird mask:
Black Death : Prepare for trouble
Plague Doctor : And make it double
2/3 People of the Europe :
@@justnothing9145 lol
Legit
damn I need to draw that
Plague doctors: Bring out your dead!
Families:
Rome: Has sewer systems, paved roads, minted currency, and high life expectancy.
Middle ages:
literally every tribe near and within europe:
They also had lead pipes
don't worry, the cycle is near from repeating again.
Rome also had a lot of political corruption and plague, just like today!
Rome in the 400s: *shrugs* "Guess I'll die"
When Tom gets a little too close to Jerry in 1347 Europe.
Oh my god
OOOOOOOOOO
Yes
Is it because mice have plague carrying fleas?
Thou brain is of the greatest calibre!
Astronomer: says the world isn't the center of the universe
The Church:
Delirium not related to the comment but I am a big binding of Isaac fan so I really like ur account name and picture
@@faiz_berry9326 fuck off before I instant ko you with the lost
Delirium at one time the church actually sponsored astronomers and scientists
@@delirium1643 but what did he do, Delrio?
Delirium lol I got that happen to me once I stopped playing the game for like 2 weeks
It's funny how the comments turn into a fullblown medieval community
Precious few other comment sections would see ye hearken back to the long-forgotten customs and tidings of yon European ancestry...
Ye uncultured fornication.
Fuckin hate your name
The good ol' days
Knave! What year thinkst you it? Tis' only the 731 A.D. Tis' still the medieval ages.
i wish i had a time machine and go back to medieval age and play this song
Then they think you are a wich
They would burn you
But everyone in that time will find you strange and from another dimension
@@Kaidofan-n4r que this song
the you will be burnt at the stake as, claimed for practising witchcraft. hahaha.
*wait a moment, should i use past tense?
“The Earth revolves around the Sun”
The Church:
I don't get it?
@@SantoshKumar-ws2qz f
@@blahajenjoyer208 could've just told me instead of being a dick.
@Travis Yap Thankyou Sir. What I can understand from this is that human beings are retarded.
Eh - wasn't heliocentrism itself as much as a perceived attack on the pope/jesuits in his writing. Heresy is what got you in trouble then, and Galileo was (pretty wrongfully) accused of trying to reinterpret the Bible (many don't think he was). Keep in mind, this isn't so long after protestantism caused a huge rift in the church/world, leaders of the time were sensitive to those that might undermine the status quo. Saying the church had it out for Galileo ignores that he was employed at university (run by the church) to begin with.
Not saying what happened to Galileo was good or anything, but its a little more complicated than "burn the witch." Also, he wasn't burned/killed or anything, or even formally accused of heresy, he lived under house arrest after his trial.
French Knights: "Ha! Those arrows won't penetrate our plate armor!"
English longbowmen: 0:37
Jmenton55 Agincourt!
underrated
Well they didn't
Arrows probably won't penetrate plate armor except at very close range... The horses those knights were on on the other hand? Yeah, and while those French knights are laying trapped under their own dead horses of just stuck in the mud, the Longbowmen come running out to collect up their arrows and stab the French Knights through the gaps in their armor while they are helpless
weldonwin yeah makes sense lol. Wrote that in like 15 seconds so I was just picturing the plastic Hollywood armor. Either way, the knights did not have a good time
Villagers: “Hey, where’s that rat catcher taking our kids?”
Pied piper:
Legit what he played
I see, another FUNNI RAT MOD fan eh
@@spinomania1921 no please no please no
DIABETES LAND!
Kids: *Partying
Spain: "Lets invade Portugal, should be easy."
Portugal:
no
m.ruclips.net/video/rY6WMfrVYPo/видео.html
Portugal: I have the high ground!
See the video "Why Portugal is Inferior to Spain!" :-)
@@scintillam_dei no entendi jaja salu2
What my D&D bard will now play after ever every single stupid death
Ha Genius!!
Lmao nice
@Soma Néo Saki You have no idea.
The thing is, my bard is going to have trouble playing the song, if she's the one dying stupidly, so I dont think it'll work
@@Madguys101 Go gather a group of bard lol
@@ark8705 good idea thanks!
*Asia and europe just vibing*
Genghis khan after uniting the mongolian tribes:
Lmaoo
Look at them now, a joke. Look Europe now, still strong
@@IAmTh3Doom oh wow dude looks like someone is triggered
@@IAmTh3Doom I'm half Lithuanian so I know what a mongol attack can do to a country.
Dont get salty.
The mongols mostly attacked Asia and only invaded Eastern Europe, most Europeans were not affected that much by the mongol hordes.
@@IAmTh3Doom dude it's a joke -_- and besides you may regret saying that one day ;^)
Christopher Columbus: *Lands on the new world*
Native Americans:
Wrong year
Wrong nation
Wrong era
Wrong Coubtry
Wrong planet
a rat: walks into a house
everyone in that house:
Stolen, unfunny and dumb my dude
Me: *does the disconnected thumb illusion*
Townsfolk:
_"What is this witchcraft?"_
Art thou a sorceress? Gone be with ye!
I've been reading RUclips comments for 12 years. This one may be my all time favorite.
@@seanmaloney9581 you should see the comments on the pumped up kicks medieval video
proceeds to stab you with pitchforks
A young lad from the 13th century:
"I think boys are cute"
The Church:
An adult priest from the 13th century: "I think boys are cute"
The Church: "Yeah, seems cool to me"
This made me laugh a little too hard lmao
@@horae2583 *21st century
Now does this mean you mean the 1400's or your mean the 12th century which means the 1300's
@@FreezeMaster5 Bruh 13th century means the 1200's,
please correct me if i'm wrong
Someone in 1346: Finally, this is going to be my year.
The Black Plague:
Twas the same tale of 2020
Someone in 2020 : Finally this is going to be my year.
The COVID-19 :
When a plague doctor says I am the cure:
When you get chucked into a plague pit:
>;)
*Starts coughing*
Some men in birdmasks approaching me:
Someone: Act your age!
The queen of england:
underrated bro
this made me laugh more than it should have
Brilliant!! Haha
This comment is sooo underrated
👍😂
When you’ve been chosen by god to lead France to victory, but you’re a woman.
Damn
Ah, good ol' Maid of Orléans.
Poor Jeanne
@@hienable6933 isnt it joan
@@vigilant3263 Jeanne de arc or joan de arc it think it can be both
Hamlet: *fights with a poisoned sword*
Laertes: *also fights with a poisoned sword*
Both of them:
Mutual K.O
Laertes was the only one with a poisoned sword, They switched swords during a scuffle where they both dropped them.
@@getraided9023 wooops my bad dude
@@getraided9023 That still means they both *fought* with a poisoned sword, it's just that there was only one.
sorry i had to nitpick the nitpick
@@OrangeC7 eh, turnabout's fair play
For school we have a project for a presentation with medieval background music
I'm using this idgaf
Edit: sorry guys the results are pretty underwhelming i just gave my teacher the presentation and nothing else happened ._. Would probably use this again one day lol
r/madlads
They won't know the difference, will they?
"Wait, that sounds familiar..." 🤔🤣🤣
How did it go
We need answers, how did it go??
When the guy dressed like a black bird comes to your house
SCP - 049 SPOTTED. INITIATING RECONTAINMENT.
@@OmegaDesu caps lock
Tyrental That’s the point Sergeant
@@rga0019 Thank you fellow internet man.
@@OmegaDesu pp head
Yeah you're late, I edited it so you wont know why I got this much likes, have a nice day my good sir
"It´s just a bat, what could it possibly do?"
Italy nervously sweating
Future:Its just a robot,what could it do?
Everyday: Its just time wasting, what could it do?
@@archilleasvalente5320 More like China.
“It’s just a sea food restaurant in Wuhan. What could it do?”
Rat: literally does nothing just exists
1/3 of europe:
(Rat)
The fleas who actually transmitted the black death: It's free realestate
That's a rat attack
1/2 by some estimates.
@@WoogleWimpy not what happened
Bard: Rolls a 1 while trying to seduce the dragon
The Party:
No one:
Romans when trees start speaking german:
Facundo Tuñas Cries in Teutoburg Forest
Holus fuckus!
?
...yep.
Rational Thinker the Romans suffered many defeats in Germania, notably the battle of teutoburg forest, where three entire legions were lost
Some woman: does basic maths
The townsfolk:
Math*
@@bleach-kun *MATHS
Both are correct
maff
meth
Everybody gangsta until the medieval guys start carrying coffins while dancing.
Looks like you got some internet?
When 1/3 of Europe is wiped out by *the Plague*
well well well, isn't this ironic? you're the dinosaur before technology, & yet here you are leaving as comment on the internet. my, how funny reality can be sometimes.
Medieval guys
This song sounds like festive music, rather than funeral music
Isn't that kind of the point, like how it was in the original video?
Its because in south africa the funeral is a festive moment because is when you new life in heaven begins
@@doge8636 Ghanas in West Africa!
You cannot spell funeral without FUN
this is the tavern version
"The Queen has given birth to a daughter, Your Majesty!"
Henry VIII:
You mean his two daughters Mary and Elizabeth who would both go on to hold the throne?
@@weldonwin hes talking about the wives
The comment below your comment says the same thing... Fate
When you’re chilling in Jerusalem In 1095 but you remember you’re muslim
I nearly died after reading this comment
@@thebananapete7064 Musta been a Muslim in 1095 then. Sucks to be you.
lmaaaao im ded
**remembers i'm muslim**
When you're chilling in Jerusalem in 1244 but you remember you're Christian.
You mean 1099. That is when the sack of Jerusalem happened
May I ask thou, for why is my pair of ears vibing onto this better than the original? This is sorcery!
sorcery?! ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
the church: plays this video
Witch hunter: say again?
When you’re playing dnd and someone dies to something stupid
What he sees in the afterlife: *"Finally, you're awake..."*
Dammed Imperials...
@@castillogrande8926 damn those stormcloaks to oblivion
@@normalperson2462 Glory to the Thalmor! Have I taken all the shittiest takes yet? :)
@@castillogrande8926 have you been to the cloud district very often oh who am I kidding of course you havent
@@normalperson2462 you win
This is the song that plays when the drunk guy bad mouths the Baron, not realizing three of the barons knights are sitting on the table behind him.
Plot twist the guards hear the song cause drunk guy is An Assassin
"In the early night of 25th February 1272 Ralph son of Ralph, vicar of Bromham went into the road opposite the east end of Bromham church towards William Passeleuwe's house. Robert Bernard of Wootton, Robert of Shefford, Richard Norman and Roger Brien came, and Robert Bernard asked Ralph who he was. He replied: a man, who are you? Thereupon Robert, because he was drunk, sprang forward and struck Ralph across the crown of the head with a "spart" axe, giving him a wound 5 inches long and through the middle of the bone in depth, so that blood and brains immediately flowed out, he immediately lost his speech and died thereof about midday on the morrow."
@@lordkyro7242
R.I.P Ralph Son Of Ralph
I'm just imagining that as an Indie RPG's Battle Sequence with the Drunk Guy as the main character entering a high-level area
@@Iris_n_Parti You mean like tales of the drunken paladin?
Ragnar the Red: Talking, lying and drinking all the mead
Shieldmaiden Matilda:
I love this
Best comment oml
Only Skyrim players will understand.
Ayyyy a Skyrim fan. I salute you
StarkillerRX Rafael
Thank you, very nice
England: **chillin**
some dudes in boats:
When your son adopted a sewer rat as a pet in 1347 Italy.
when the rat adopts you:
astromia intensifies
Boromir: "Aragorn, we'll get back to Minas Tirith like kings!"
Urukhais:
Given that he lost, evidently he did do something wrong
finally lord of the rings meme
too soon
God fucking dammit! 😒🤦🏻♂️
When no man can kill you but it's actually a woman and a hobbit :
Knight: I have killed countless enemies, survived several wars, I'm unkillable!
A rat:
4 4 4 4
@@tess9063 stop it, you're scaring him
@@tess9063 Ok I'm serious it's actually annoying by now
Nice profile pic, Mista.
@@marmer4541 stop it dude I'm serious it's annoying
When your son brings a pet rat home
fucking hugo de rune
@@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 OH MY GOD YES YOU'VE PLAYED A PLAGUE TALE INNOCENCE
"God, you took the wrong son"
@@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 I see a man of quality here
You are right I like your comment
When you show the movie Ratatouille to a small group of peasants in the 1340s
When you're an Aztec and see a ship on the horizon
Fucking Colonial
Hey we found the Vinland
When your Aztec and your Aztec friends get stuck in a pillar and wake up in Italy by a whole bunch of Nazis
Conquistadors
@@khrismanauval4383
_Um. There aint no aztecs in Canada_
We also need Rick Astley’s classic Never Gonna Give You Up medievalized
Hell yes
Then it will transcend time. I approve
Europe:”cAtS aRe bAd lUcK!”
Europe after they made the rat population bigger:
Oh okay thanks for the info! I learned something today thanks to you!
You mess with the Cattos
You sleep on your Death Beddos
Cats were kept as mousers in churches, they were just looked upon as untrustworthy because they weren't as eager to please as dogs.
*western europe* dont mix us all in !
Cats would have only made things worse. The disease spread by fleas and those would have gotten on the cats
Russia: Let's invade Finland, they will surrender in two weeks
Finland:
get back to Sweden, perkele
Njet molotov starts sounding in the background
........
@@AnshuOP69 Les goo
Russia: We have an army!
Finland: We have a Simo
Russia: You have a wha... *(CRACK)*
1300's
*Random Villager:* haha rat goes squeak, can't hurt anyone
Rat:
Well, technically they were right, Rat does go squeak and can't hurt anyone... the Bacteria living inside the fleas on those rats on the other hand...
@@nedsteven4622 f
weldonwin r/whoosh you must be fun at parties
@@nedsteven4622 F
@@Infimet go back to reddit
Chinese emperor: No one cant pass through this great wall
Mongols coming:
There should be a Mongolian musical arrange of this song just for the sake of it. Yes, that includes the throat singing.
You mean jurchen Emperor
Mongols: *Laughs in bribery”
When you collect the village's reward for slaying the monster but it's not even enough to buy medicine to treat your wounds.
That hurts
Is that a reference from one of the books of the witcher???
Now this, this does bring a smile to my face
Person in Medieval Europe: I don’t believe in God
The Church:
like em bois c'mon
earth is not flat.
Rip
Anyone calling me?
@@flaisee Many people don't think the earth is flat back then, but the church force the masses to accept the world is flat based on Bible with they take it's meaning literally.
You and the boys chilling :
Vikings coming out from the thick fog: *music plays*
don't worry God will protect us
It all good until God switches teams from you
Swedish pagans, marching ashore...
Austin McCune ... forged in vhalalla by the hammer of Thor
@@zanzull out from Asgard, a viking ship sails
Poland: *exists*
Russia, Prussia,Austria, USSR, Third Reich, Ottomans, Swedes, Mongols:
nigga
@@ursoj1235 ok tyler1
@@ursoj1235 you are cancelled my dude
Prussia, USSR, Third Reich, Ottomans, Mongols:
Austria, Sweden: nerfed
Poland: Still Exists
+ Zaporozhian Cossacks