THEY WILL CHOP ME HEAD,AND ALL OF YA SWASH BUCKLING RAT-BRAINED HEADS! HAVE ZU THOUGHTZ ABOUT THE CONSIQUENCEZ,YOU ALL WILL BE SCREAMING PAIN! JESUS FLIPPING COCK!
@@YOUVVITCH It will be pretty much impossible to pass as local even if you speak the language and if you're alone and are a foreigner you're gonna get robbed for sure and probably killed
@@Phoenix-the-Poet Actually, we had plenty of autocrats and plagues that didn't result in a dark age. The first dark age was apparently caused by the collapse of global trade and conflict ("sea peoples") that may have been climate driven. The second was caused by infighting between Roman elites weakening the empire to the point where it was defeated, and again took a large chunk of global trade from Europe with it. If we have another dark age, it will likely be due to global trade collapsing.
Beg mercy upon thy Lord damsel! Tis a folly to risk such ill favor, unless thy do such in secret of the underground taverns wherest the Lord's eye cannot penetrate.
When thou fell in love with the wench only for thou to discover that she was the village witch, and thou was beneath a love spell I must thank thou for thine likes you have bestowed on this here publication of thoughts :)
thou art a simp nonetheless Tis unordinary, for so many to admire mine words and at now i doth recincile with mine understanding of other such document changes
The thing I've always appreciated about Cornelius Link is that it really sounds like someone performing. A lot of Bardcore on RUclips just sounds like they plugged songs into an acoustic MIDI music maker or something. If people enjoy that, far be it from me to try and take that from them, but Cornelius has always felt so much more organic and been that much closer to a "medieval" cover, silly as that sounds.
"Mother! Over yonder a bullock cart with three peasants, their heads... swaying in tandem, as if possessed! Is this the dark times of plague grandfather foretold?"
When thy favoured wench doth shedeth her affections upon thine archrival and thou art left by thineself to mourn, but thou art a bard of the highest calibre and havest thy lute within a stone's throw.
At some point they hit a pothole and the bard falls out so they freak out then stop to pick him back up. Then they carry on as if nothing ever happened
Wow. Now I demand a video version with guys redoing Jim Carry SNL skit but dressed in medieval robes. And I expect the guys of Viva La Dirt League to be enlisted for that.
*Thou makest. I will grammar Nazi archaic second person singular present versus present indicative. Kids these days wyth their standardized spellings and their lack of a proper distinction between second persons singular and plural thus resulting in forms such as y'all and yins arising to take the place left by thee/thy/thou leaving putting "you" as the indistinct singular and plural. Smh.
@@virgilebonnaud5525 By having money/possessions and power. Jousting is more a late medieval thing. It was at some point taken over by the high nobles from the low nobility (Knights, etc.), i think. It was more of a sport thing
@Anton Babani I didn't mean it that way. I just tried to say that a poor knight probably didn't get a baroness, no matter how many men he jousted off their mighty stallions or steeds
@@insertmemorableusernameher6795 weird thing is, i watched lots of computer hardware channel n accidentally clicked ONE music video. Guess what's popping up after that? Bjillion of music vids, ranged from old to new. Yeah, the algorithm is kinda f*cked up for me.
What be love? Maiden, harme me not, Harme me not, No longer I know not why there thou ist not I present thee mine love, but thy cares not So what beeth right? What beeth wrong? Give mineself a signe
I imagine them riding through a village at night, and shaking their heads, but mostly because the road is actually very bumpy. . . . Edit: Cornelius, could you please make a version in the style of the first 30 seconds? It's so mellancholic, so mellow, just beautiful. I'd love to listen to a longer version of this slow, beautifully crafted medieval piece about unrequited love.
I knoweth not Wherefore thou aren't faire, I profess affection But thou doth not care. What virtuous be, And what be sin? Giveth a signal. *CHORUS What be love? Maiden scorn me not. Scorn me not, Henceforth. (Again x 1) *Gregorian chanting* I knoweth not What can I do? What can I profess? To thyself be true. I know we be one, Only me and you. I cannot carry on. (*CHORUS X 2) *monks return to continue their chants* I want not for another, No other paramour. This be our lyfe, Our tyme. If we be together I needst thee forever. Be it love? *chorus and chanting repeat*
"What is love? Nay, darling, hurt'st not me Hurt'st not me; No more. I wisheth for no other, no other lover. 'Tis be our life, our time. When we art togeþer, I need thee forever. Art thou love? What is love? Nay darling, hurt'st not me Hurt'st not me; No more." -Haddaway
Imagine walking into the tavern right after a glorious day of battle and the bards are cooking this heat in the corner while endless mead is being served to the patrons
@InFlames4lyf blacksmiths quite commonly reached a pretty old age up to 60 and more. they did so often enough that most peasants thought the fumes from a blacksmiths forge extended life so they would ask to huff their forge. the average life span is also much lower in medieval stats since so many died at birth. even bc people lived beyond 25 very often in rome people needed to be over 25 years old minimum to be a senator.
If they were able to live until their 50s then the could've lived much longer. High mortality was linked with young age, there were a lot of old men in medieval times, just a lot of dead infants and kids as well...
@@selloutsanders5774"Thou" must one speaketh, thou art not verily a dweller o' our hamlet if thou can not even speak the tongue o' our folk like thou must!
PSA: Thou is ruder than You. The word thou is much more intimate than You, the same way the German "du" is much less polite and less formal than Sie (not sie). You English speakers decided to ditch 'thou' while keeping plural-you and formal 'You', while we Swedes for whatever reason decided to ditch the formal 'You' and just use thou for singular and you for plural.
I remember when I first met my wife at the tavern wayyy back in 1520. This song was playing and man we were having the absolute time of our lives getting down to it! 500 years later and I'm glad to say we're still married happily to this day. Oh Lord, the good times back then!
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I love thee to the level of every day’s Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I love thee purely, as they turn from praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.
Just making it clear to anyone reading this that this poem was not written by OP. They're just sharing a beautiful poem called "How Do I Love Thee" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning! I only know that from English class, so I wanted to share.
Dude you're mixing modern fancy English with old English. They didn't use words like "Phenomenon" and "Maltreatment" in medieval English, those are Latin words. Also, "Thee" means "You", so you're saying "Don't hurt you". I get that the comment is a joke and not supposed to be perfect, but if you don't even know the difference between old English and modern fancy English vocabulary, maybe you should let someone else make this joke instead.
It's crazy, you single handedly created somewhat of a new genre here on the platform! I've been seeing all other medieval covers of songs lately, ever since you uploaded yours. Awesome stuff :)
2014: Vapour Waves 2017: Synth Waves 2019: 80s style 2020: Medieval style 2022: Ancient Romedic 2025: Palaeolithic Age music Me: History is replaying by itself
The very next day an oracle is called to the castle, for apparently the king has been cursed with unstoppable head banging whilst listening to the ballad of Sir Hathaway
I feel sorry for Today's kids stuck on their devices all the time. They have no idea the fun we used to have, getting married at 14, having 6 kids, 4 of which would die, and then catching the plague and dying slowly and painfully. Sure times were tough, but I would give anything to go back.
Rose hips help with the plague my good sir! Hello I’m Dr. Nostradamus. No really Nostradamus was a physician by trade he single-handedly cured hundreds of people.
@@squirreltamer2548 true facts. Rose hips also contain lots of vitamin C and other antibacterial and antiviral properties. The apothecary rose is the best variety to get rosehips from for this hence how it got its name.
My ancestors had homes decorated with gold, and fruts in every tree to the point the would just walk underneath the trees with baskets and the fruits would fall in them.
I can't help but imagine this a montage of a group of knights traveling throughout the land on a grand journey or something. I dunno. Imagination runs wild with bangers like this.
What is love? Mistress, don't harm me Don’t harm me Henceforth Dear Lady, don't harm me, don't harm me Henceforth What is love? Yay verily yay Alas, I know not why you're unfair I swear to you my fealty, but you care not Heavenly Father, distinguish right from wrong Dear Lord, I pray for a sign What is love? Mistress, don't harm me Don’t harm me Henceforth What is love? Dear Lady, don't harm me Don't harm me Henceforth (Gregorian chant of prolonged “whoa” x2) Oh, I am at a loss, what can I do? Mine tongue is tied, I leave it to you We are fated as one, just me and you I can't go on What is love? Mistress, don't harm me Don't harm me Henceforth What is love? Dear Lady, don't harm me Don't harm me Henceforth (Gregorian chant of prolonged “whoa” x2) What is love? What is love? What is love? Mistress, don't harm me Don't harm me Henceforth Don't harm me Don't harm me I yearn for no other, no other lover This is our life, our time If we are together, I need you eternally Is it love? What is love? Mistress don't harm me Don't harm me Henceforth What is love? Dear Lady, don't harm me Don't harm me Henceforth Yay verily yay (Gregorian chant of prolonged “whoa” x2) What is love? Mistress, don't harm me Don't harm me Henceforth What is love? Dear lady, don't harm me Don't harm me Henceforth (whoa, whoa) Dear lady, don't harm me Don't harm me Henceforth (whoa, whoa) Dear Lady, don't harm me Don't harm me Henceforth What is love?
What is love, 'tis not hereafter, Present mirth, hath present laughter: What's to come, is still unsure. In delay there lies no plenty, Then come kiss me sweet and twenty: Youth's a stuff will not endure.
That is a quote from one of my favourite Shakespearean plays 'Twelfth Night'. Ben Kingsley sings it in the movie... He does it brilliantly. ruclips.net/video/h8kA2zx8isk/видео.html
*What ist thine love my Lord?* *_Thine love suffereth long, and is kind..._* *_Thine love envieth not..._* *_Thine love vaunteth not itself..._* *_Thine beautious heart be not puffed up..._* *_Thine love doth not behave itself unseemly..._* *_It seeketh not her own..._* *_Thine love ist not easily provoked alas, thinketh it no evil thing..._* *_Thine mercies rejoiceth not in iniquity, but thou rejoiceth in the truth..._* *_Thou beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things..._* *_Thine love never faileth me yet oh mine God!_* _And love, be it all these things._
Wilbert Lek The Uncaused Cause, the Architect of Truth, and the Font of Morality; these are all aspects of God attributable to his nature as reflected in his creation. Look up the Sephirot if you want to read more.
I thought it was a one-off when the Coffin Dance came out, I thought "he can't keep this up" when Pumped-up Kicks came out, and finally we have this. I have not only subscribed, but desperately turned on notifications in fear of missing any one of your *ABSOLUTE BANGERS*
this was released summer of 1334 i’m getting so nostalgic right now
Nah, it was played localy in tavern
Same 😖
I feel it, i never forget this 😂🍺
1337* (leet for life)
Your momma so old that.....nevermind
Mistress don't harm me, don't harm me, henceforth.
Thank you very much i now can't unhear it
10/10
Well done!
What be love?
Already singing this now.
What doth love be?
When thy companions beseech thee to accompany them to the local tavern.
Verily!
"Fine companions thou must make haste, thy brew grows warm"
Thy Be hear
Wayne Laghairt ‘Tis be a false statement
Then this will happen in 30 seconds:
ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html
Bardcore is the best thing to come out of coronavirus.
That's it. There's no better fit for the name of this genre. This is what it's called now.
scam
Bardcore lol
420th like (funny number)
@@VilePile7v7 its not a funny number its the number of weed
When you're in an arranged marriage to strengthen the alliance with Bohemia
lmao
When you von Hambsburg
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
You during arranged marriage in Bohemia :
ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html
Aleron Wolf von Habsburg*
Ayyyy
When thou art at the village dance and a comely maiden showeth thee her ankle.
Yes yes now undo the first 7 buttons of your 1000 button dress.
knowing the medieval period it's more likely she'd just get her tits out
*thy village
Thou maiden might be a HERETIC!
@@zakhawker344 the oldest trick in the book right? Need attention? Show em yer tets
Henry VIII: What is love?
His wives: baby don't hurt me
Hehe Jiren comments go brr brr
God What is Obama’s last name I want the true answer please.
Lmao
Bruh lmao
Oh my God.......This...This is beautiful.
This man kickstarted an entire genre.
The founder of Bardcore
כן. הבחור הזה ממש צ׳אד
צ'אד ציוני מדינת ישראל
Bardcore was already a thing, this man boomed it.
yh lol :)
no he didnt beedles did
Romeo: "I love you, Juliet"
Juliet: "ok, but i gotta marry count paris"
Romeo:
Also romeo:
ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html
7 more likes.😈👹👿🎅
@@temavero2124 goddammit
@@temavero2124 goddamnit
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Baby don’t hurt me, i love you
- Tavern wench shows her ankles
- Thou and thine brethren:
Yes
Brethren momentum
@@C4pungMaster thyne comedy rivalth that of a jester
@@C4pungMaster observe, a fine Fool from o'er the far seas! Unmatch'd in his bardic talent
Aye!
When you're so early the church bell hasn't rung yet.
Thine piety shalt suffer no inquiry
Best seats attained
@@customerservice1565 Verily, mine eyes observe the altar well from hither
What church bell?
pewdieipe Thou hath missed the joke.
Be this love?
Maiden, pray, spare me
Pray, spare me
Henceforth
underrated my dude.
@@unsociable9607 too true.
Sooooo underrated.
THIS TOOK ME OUTTTT 💀💀💀💀
Yeh now I shall be singing this forever...... cheers
"Never Gonna Give You Up" medieval style. We're gonna rickroll the nobility, the clergy and the third estate all at once.
THEY WILL CHOP ME HEAD,AND ALL OF YA SWASH BUCKLING RAT-BRAINED HEADS! HAVE ZU THOUGHTZ ABOUT THE CONSIQUENCEZ,YOU ALL WILL BE SCREAMING PAIN! JESUS FLIPPING COCK!
Finally, i will have my revenge!
got you covered buddy ruclips.net/video/7INRWFj0JyA/видео.html
@@ZacharySchultedotcom AHHH
YES
Imagine a time traveler going back in time and composing these.
It'd be nice to go back and see if modern music would be as successful as it is nowadays
He'll be burned at the stake (?)
@@nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480 Nah. Probably hung. People were barely burnt at the stake. But only if he makes it obvious he's a time traveller.
@@YOUVVITCH It will be pretty much impossible to pass as local even if you speak the language and if you're alone and are a foreigner you're gonna get robbed for sure and probably killed
He probably would die from an infection before he could even compose it. Our bodies are not immune against the germs of medieval era
Mine peasant companions and I wend 'round visiteth all the nobles' parties
Mine peasant friends and I, sir!
@@Nerdlore. i thank thee heartily
@@endraandre Nay problem, good sir!
I can see the montage now
Aye! And when thine bard stops playing we whip him
The moment when you realize
that this is a trend *this summer*
because the plague was a thing mainly in _medieval times_
" Time is an invariant of every transformation" ... so we are back in a dark age due to a plague xD
When you realize that means we are in MEDIEVAL ERA mark 2. The dark ages always come with autocrats and plagues.
@@Phoenix-the-Poet Actually, we had plenty of autocrats and plagues that didn't result in a dark age. The first dark age was apparently caused by the collapse of global trade and conflict ("sea peoples") that may have been climate driven. The second was caused by infighting between Roman elites weakening the empire to the point where it was defeated, and again took a large chunk of global trade from Europe with it. If we have another dark age, it will likely be due to global trade collapsing.
@@Merennulli so if china stops sending stuff to the usa basically
@@TwiGuy4 We're diversifying with our sweatshop labor sources. It would need to be all of Asia now.
Whens't thine own wife falls into an embrace other than thine own.
Tis a bad feel
Scarres thine heart every fortnight
Thats why good Ser's should report thine wenches to thine holy church for practicing witchcraft, when good Ser's suspect adultery!
BloodRaven God be with you
@@thesayxx Godspeed, good Ser Knight!
This makes me wanna dance so hard at the tavern, my ankles might show.
Beg mercy upon thy Lord damsel! Tis a folly to risk such ill favor, unless thy do such in secret of the underground taverns wherest the Lord's eye cannot penetrate.
Scandalous wench!
begone, temptress!
Not the ankles
_hArLoT!_
When thou fell in love with the wench only for thou to discover that she was the village witch, and thou was beneath a love spell
I must thank thou for thine likes you have bestowed on this here publication of thoughts :)
thou art a simp nonetheless
Tis unordinary, for so many to admire mine words and at now i doth recincile with mine understanding of other such document changes
@@ethanmarble2866 a begger of Harlots
@@ethanmarble2866 *NOBODY EXPECTS THE GOLDEN HORDE*
How to get a new wife
greedysheldon 12 dost thou seeketh a maiden worthy of thy hand in marriage?
The thing I've always appreciated about Cornelius Link is that it really sounds like someone performing. A lot of Bardcore on RUclips just sounds like they plugged songs into an acoustic MIDI music maker or something. If people enjoy that, far be it from me to try and take that from them, but Cornelius has always felt so much more organic and been that much closer to a "medieval" cover, silly as that sounds.
The question many an ancient philosopher has asked, one that the monks who composed this tune were thinking of at the time.
Heh 69 likes
Aww wat 70
Love is a dowry of sheep and oxen
They were on mushrooms...
What is love?
Answer: The amount of effort put into this video
Of course many people forget how much work you have to put in a good quality video.
@William Napier i agree
No, The Answer Is: Baby Don't Hurt Me, Don't Hurt Me, No More.
@William Napier Nope, Not An R/Woooooosh.
Good answer :)
"Mother! Over yonder a bullock cart with three peasants, their heads... swaying in tandem, as if possessed! Is this the dark times of plague grandfather foretold?"
Maybe the dancing plague, aye
Aye! thy lute gone awray!
Nay, it be but a harmless jest!
Nay, 'tis but the herold of good fortune to come.
Are ye trav'ling to Roxbury Faire?
Ah yeas, I remember back in the 90s when this was released.
The good old 1090s
I used to skip like a little girl when thy merchants would play this ditty
k
k
K
My merchants?
You must hail from a very talented realm, where merchants also learn how to play music!
When I first discovered Astronomia but Medieval Tavern Style I was like, “what is this?”. Now I know. It is love. Baby don’t hurt me.
Beautiful
Astronomia*
Medieval*
Don't hurt me.
Double C no it is baby don’t hurt me
Double C lol, do your research before you begin attacking me bro.
What art Affection?
Damsel, withhold mine harm
Withhold mine harm
Henceforth
I'm thinkin' this is the one
@@jigzo78 same here
Yup this is it
Undoubtedly
we have a winrar
Please make a "Never gonna give you up" medieval version
Got you covered ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@Adaetro rickrolled!
Oh yes please!
@Ramelo I got rick rolled too.. I think, it's eternal now
ruclips.net/video/YxjY_YTksKM/видео.html
When thy favoured wench doth shedeth her affections upon thine archrival and thou art left by thineself to mourn, but thou art a bard of the highest calibre and havest thy lute within a stone's throw.
That's Actually Pretty Good! -Just One Thing, Should Be "Thine Archival"-
Wat?
@@rateeightx thank you! I shall fix that posthaste
This comment section is lacking Shakespearean
Man, I wish I could understand middle English language
I just imagine three peasants bobbing their heads to this in a horse drawn wagon.
Plot twist:The horse is also bopping its head
thou hath a underrated comment
The horse, or Oxen if they prefer a better transit on a wagon laden with three peasants, would also bob its head
one of the most underrated comments in youtube history
At some point they hit a pothole and the bard falls out so they freak out then stop to pick him back up. Then they carry on as if nothing ever happened
Me and my boys cruisin to a medieval disco.
Wait, I've just get the joke: the three guys in the cart are a reference to the video of three Jim Carrys in the car dancing to this song. Well done!
Omg true!!!! Haha!
Wow. Now I demand a video version with guys redoing Jim Carry SNL skit but dressed in medieval robes. And I expect the guys of Viva La Dirt League to be enlisted for that.
Night at the Roxbury! :D
When thee maketh premarital eye contact with a dandy maiden at church:
*Thou makest. I will grammar Nazi archaic second person singular present versus present indicative.
Kids these days wyth their standardized spellings and their lack of a proper distinction between second persons singular and plural thus resulting in forms such as y'all and yins arising to take the place left by thee/thy/thou leaving putting "you" as the indistinct singular and plural. Smh.
@@hiimme101 Shaking mine own headeth
@@hiimme101 I shall eateth thy sandwich
Thou art gay
I shall put a curse on thee
A few examples how to use the words
Ah ye verocious dog ye, thou makest the lewdest of comments whilst i attend my business in the privy.
Thy lord shall pass judgement on thee for taking such fair church maiden. No regeret'eth
When you get married to a baroness because you managed to kill a man on horseback in a joust
Anton Babani how does it work?
@@virgilebonnaud5525 By having money/possessions and power. Jousting is more a late medieval thing. It was at some point taken over by the high nobles from the low nobility (Knights, etc.), i think. It was more of a sport thing
@Anton Babani I didn't mean it that way. I just tried to say that a poor knight probably didn't get a baroness, no matter how many men he jousted off their mighty stallions or steeds
@Anton Babani
Imagine supporting the medieval nobility structure
@Anton Babani It is...
This song inspired William Shakespeare to write Romeo & Juliet.
*sees a good comment*
*likes it*
"We will watch your career with great interest."
😆😆😆😆😆
Yes
Right you are
They made a spinoff of this in the 20th century. Truly horrible.
Yo imagine being so bored that you created a whole new genre of music it’s amazing
I'm so glad the algorithm is sending me stuff like this rather than the type of content on trending
People give the algorithm a lot of flak, but it always gives me exactly what I want before I knew I did
You dont get recommended the stuff on trending unless you watch it
@@insertmemorableusernameher6795 weird thing is, i watched lots of computer hardware channel n accidentally clicked ONE music video.
Guess what's popping up after that? Bjillion of music vids, ranged from old to new.
Yeah, the algorithm is kinda f*cked up for me.
@@wisdoom9153
If you mark enough videos as "not inerested", you could probably get rid of the recommendations
Totally agree.
There is like only one video on the german trending I like :)
(Game Two)
And I shouteth: “Beseech you meekly, that is not thy baroness, that is my wife!”
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
"I shouteth" maketh no sense. That would literally be "I shouts".
@@unm0vedm0ver off with yer head
@Cambarcus you are corrects, i are sorries, i thanks you
@@davidsstalidzans2167 address me not, unwashed peasant.
What be love?
Maiden, harme me not,
Harme me not,
No longer
I know not why there thou ist not
I present thee mine love, but thy cares not
So what beeth right?
What beeth wrong?
Give mineself a signe
Lmao yes
Thank you, was looking for medieval lyrics for the song :)
beautiful
*but thou carest not. To conjugate regular verbs for the pronoun 'thou', -est is put after the infinitive forms of the verbs.
Genius.
"Nay, I knowest not, wherefore thou are not fair. I giveth thee my love, but thou doth not care." 🥀
I imagine them riding through a village at night, and shaking their heads, but mostly because the road is actually very bumpy.
.
.
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Edit: Cornelius, could you please make a version in the style of the first 30 seconds? It's so mellancholic, so mellow, just beautiful. I'd love to listen to a longer version of this slow, beautifully crafted medieval piece about unrequited love.
𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞
i dislike and adore this kind of humour
😂😭😭
Would make a really funny scene for a Mel Brooks movie!
@@김철수-l3r You were trying to cross the border right?
When you call your vassals into a war and they don't answer the call.
When you go to investigate to find your vassal getting wiped out 5 to 1 by an enemy army.
Total war?
@@SomberYeti ck2
@@SomberYeti Probably EU IV
Man😂😂😂😂 you kill me
I knoweth not
Wherefore thou aren't faire,
I profess affection
But thou doth not care.
What virtuous be,
And what be sin?
Giveth a signal.
*CHORUS
What be love?
Maiden scorn me not.
Scorn me not,
Henceforth.
(Again x 1)
*Gregorian chanting*
I knoweth not
What can I do?
What can I profess?
To thyself be true.
I know we be one,
Only me and you.
I cannot carry on.
(*CHORUS X 2)
*monks return to continue their chants*
I want not for another,
No other paramour.
This be our lyfe,
Our tyme.
If we be together
I needst thee forever.
Be it love?
*chorus and chanting repeat*
Perfect
Perfection
This comment beith underrated
I love you for this comment
thou deserveth much praise for thy work!
Girlfriend: what kind of music do you prefer?
Me: it's complicated...
Hahahahaha love it
If I can't tell my bf that I heart this music, we aren't meant to be anyway lol
Tis complexing
''Bardcore''
True
I remember when me and the lads use to play this on our way to Roxburry tavern.
Oh yeah yeah
Rocky 15 did u just fucking say oh yeah yeah
@@mohamedbenlashher4510 XD
With lords Douglass and Stephen Butabi.
Rocky 15 that meme is ancient
All Star is inevitable. Might as well get it out of the way.
May I introduce to you, All Star as an English madrigal? ruclips.net/video/mbDjE_G383k/видео.html
Can't wait
We'll be getting never going to give you up by the end of the month
@@THEDR0NEZ0NE I need that in my life
Claire Teusch thank god it isn’t a rick roll. We safe guys
"What is love?
Nay, darling, hurt'st not me
Hurt'st not me;
No more.
I wisheth for no other, no other lover.
'Tis be our life, our time.
When we art togeþer, I need thee forever.
Art thou love?
What is love?
Nay darling, hurt'st not me
Hurt'st not me;
No more."
-Haddaway
-That Shouldn't Be "Art"; You Say "What Is Love", Not "What Are Love".-
Also I Think "Hurt'st Not Me", Or Maybe "Harm'st Not Me" Sounds Better.
@@rateeightx Oh! I never knew that, thank you.
@@HladgerdKissinger You're Welcome!
Imagine walking into the tavern right after a glorious day of battle and the bards are cooking this heat in the corner while endless mead is being served to the patrons
Jim Carey’s ancestor dancing to this in a horse carriage with the boys
Jim Carriage
@@w1ck3dz0d1ac LMFAO
that's a cow
@@gregorschiel9790 Ox
*Jim Carriage* I know someone already thought of this but still...
What art love?
Child shall ye hurt me?
Shall ye hurt me?
Forever more?
Haul Flintbane baby is child. And since it said baby. He had to say it that way
Haul Flintbane they didn’t marry children. But they did teenagers a lot.
Nay I know naught
Why thou art not just
I giveth mine heart
But care ye not
this beat is sicker than 50 year old medieval peasants
@@william20303 he was.. the ruler of one of the most powerful States of the time.. he was no peasant
@InFlames4lyf blacksmiths quite commonly reached a pretty old age up to 60 and more. they did so often enough that most peasants thought the fumes from a blacksmiths forge extended life so they would ask to huff their forge. the average life span is also much lower in medieval stats since so many died at birth. even bc people lived beyond 25 very often in rome people needed to be over 25 years old minimum to be a senator.
@@william20303 VENICE MENTIONED
If they were able to live until their 50s then the could've lived much longer. High mortality was linked with young age, there were a lot of old men in medieval times, just a lot of dead infants and kids as well...
IM WEEEEZING LMAOOOOOO
0:49 I love how accurate this sounds to the original
The next melody shall be "Africa" will it not?
Afriwhat? Is it a meal?
@@KaytheWooper yes
Toto
@General Grievous get your facts right bruh africa wasn't even really discovered in medieval times
Pray, do the antipodes even exist?
This comment section is literally a medieval tavern.
Verily! Dare thou cast doubt on the cunning of your fellow man?
Silence wenche, bringeth fourth another mead!
How dare thy, nothing wrong with an ale to wash the sins away.
To thy God spede you
@@selloutsanders5774"Thou" must one speaketh, thou art not verily a dweller o' our hamlet if thou can not even speak the tongue o' our folk like thou must!
i would love to see neon genesis evangelion opening in medieval style
Get in the Carriage, Shinji!
i dont think i neeeded this until see this comment
jesus christ that would be next level
Yes pls
Yes pls
These medieval 🏰 songs deserve to be made into music videos showing the musicians dressed in the attire of the period.
I absolutely adore how the comment thread just went full-on Shakespeare.
@RD Marvel
Please pardon me. For I am still a spring chicken in this community.
Thou shalt be forgiven if thine heart be pure
Forsooth thine commentary is most droll.
Sir William Shakespeare: Nay
Sir John of Birkshire: *I SAY*
PSA: Thou is ruder than You. The word thou is much more intimate than You, the same way the German "du" is much less polite and less formal than Sie (not sie). You English speakers decided to ditch 'thou' while keeping plural-you and formal 'You', while we Swedes for whatever reason decided to ditch the formal 'You' and just use thou for singular and you for plural.
"What music you listening to?"
Me: "Oh, just 80's music"
"Cool, the 80's were great my parents always said"
Me: "Your parents lived in 1180?"
Bloody Norman rubbish, give me the Anglo-Saxon version any day
Twist: But it's the 1480s.
Fokin hell 😂😂
Actually, “What is Love?” was released in '92... 1192, I guess.
Nolberto Roa Pulido
Bah we were still coming off that common cold it felt like the years never went on😂
Whens’t thine wife showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:
@afootineachworld *butter churning intensifies*
afootineachworld Ooh even better
Good lord man!
@afootineachworld : Amish country perhaps?
*When thy wife doth nay showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:
Only 30s kids will remember
1330 that is
I thought you were going to say 1930s
memed bengul I-
@@memedbengul4350 well... What... ummmm is this a woosh or...?
what XD
I was born in 1380s and I feel I was born in the wrong generation.
I remember when I first met my wife at the tavern wayyy back in 1520. This song was playing and man we were having the absolute time of our lives getting down to it! 500 years later and I'm glad to say we're still married happily to this day. Oh Lord, the good times back then!
Congrats to you vamps for a successful 500 year relationship
My Wife Died Way Back In 986 :< Darn Pechenegs!
ok darius
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
Up, brother. Up you go!
Dude, that was so fucking fast
I hope this gets pinned
Thank you for the sonnet 43 😂
Just making it clear to anyone reading this that this poem was not written by OP. They're just sharing a beautiful poem called "How Do I Love Thee" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning! I only know that from English class, so I wanted to share.
Tis the phenomenon of attraction? Fair Maiden, cease thine maltreatment of thee forthwith.
ME MAMAI LA Q CUELGA POH QLO
Dude you're mixing modern fancy English with old English. They didn't use words like "Phenomenon" and "Maltreatment" in medieval English, those are Latin words. Also, "Thee" means "You", so you're saying "Don't hurt you". I get that the comment is a joke and not supposed to be perfect, but if you don't even know the difference between old English and modern fancy English vocabulary, maybe you should let someone else make this joke instead.
Regile Blindsea dude. it’s just a joke
don’t crap your pants over it
Regile Blindsea how about you make the joke then ey? And have some other person come up and say your comment was utter garbage? Not very nice is it?
@@regileblindsea you're the worst
It's crazy, you single handedly created somewhat of a new genre here on the platform! I've been seeing all other medieval covers of songs lately, ever since you uploaded yours. Awesome stuff :)
it is called algorithm. 🙄
This was done way before he uploaded. It just got more popular now.
When thy king arranges thy marriage to his inbreed heir
The king in 2023 would be like:
ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html
“Mary! We’re all inbred!”
@@omegaonthefly1977 I took over a month to realize that oversimplified reference
When thee must wed the duchess of thy enemy lordship to secure the peace, yet thou hath thy eye upon another maiden
Deep... 😪
We truly do live in a society
*thine
@@adrianozambranamarchetti2187 Which one
"tHe 60s sUcKeD! 1600s mUsIc wAs bEtTeR.
It was tho
Actually i'm a fan of the 1300s. 1600s was too complex and stuff, it sucked.
Dorset Mapper I agree, too much hipster stuff they were trying too hard
@@phoenixfoster-smith8585 1300s sucks. You want real music? 11th & 12th century chants!
All jokes aside are there any actual musical records from the early medieval period?
Imagine someone in the medieval time actually made a song like this. I wonder if it'd be a hit, dud, or a death penalty.
when king henry decided he doesnt need that many wives
2014: Vapour Waves
2017: Synth Waves
2019: 80s style
2020: Medieval style
2022: Ancient Romedic
2025: Palaeolithic Age music
Me: History is replaying by itself
In a good way!
paleo rock is a thing search yp bizonachi
"It's evolving, just backwards!"
Taking retro to its logical conclusion
Everything is a cycle...
"The king calls upon a man by the name of Haddaway to play a ballad for his majesty"
The very next day an oracle is called to the castle, for apparently the king has been cursed with unstoppable head banging whilst listening to the ballad of Sir Hathaway
Makes me wanna make a village and hang out in the tavern for 24/7
This video: What is love?
Me: It's this video. THIS is love.
Epic
thats what i was going to say :(
You're so damn right-
Love and Dedication.
Shrek is love
When thy father is arranging thy marriage to the daughter of a nobleman, but thy heart lies with a servant girl
That timeless tale
Just hire her as a maid W
lol i like how u wrote you’re instead of your even tho the opposite is what people make mistakes with most of the time
your heart lies to a servant man*
João Victor When thou trusty companion doesn’t sayith “no homo”
Why the heck all those songs sounds better in medieval version?
It's amazing!
I would love a medieval cover of girls just wanna have fun
Yes!
Maidens merely crave pleasure
@@AlexBermann you owe me a new set of sides because this absolutely destroyed mine, 10/10
“What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.”
-William Shakespeare
Baby don't hurt me, no more, never more
Baby, thou hurteth me not. Hurteth me not, never more shalt thee.
Or Chaucer, because Shakespeare was not around in the medieval ages 🙃
@@samuelasanderinos1521 Please, we all know Chaucer was too busy hanging out with Heath Ledger and Alan Tudyk to write a song like this.
Samuela Sanderinos I am fairly sure this appeared in Chaucer’s The Haddaway’s Tale.
I feel sorry for Today's kids stuck on their devices all the time. They have no idea the fun we used to have, getting married at 14, having 6 kids, 4 of which would die, and then catching the plague and dying slowly and painfully. Sure times were tough, but I would give anything to go back.
Rose hips help with the plague my good sir! Hello I’m Dr. Nostradamus. No really Nostradamus was a physician by trade he single-handedly cured hundreds of people.
but thou wouldn't experience inventing the art of abstract. Such as i, splattering my paint all over the canvas, lo and behold! ART
@@squirreltamer2548 true facts. Rose hips also contain lots of vitamin C and other antibacterial and antiviral properties. The apothecary rose is the best variety to get rosehips from for this hence how it got its name.
Ikr! I feel like I was born in the wrong generation
My ancestors had homes decorated with gold, and fruts in every tree to the point the would just walk underneath the trees with baskets and the fruits would fall in them.
When you wanteth to take thine lady’s hand in marriage however her dowry is too exquisite
Isn’t a large dowry a good thing?
@@sks17873 For the wife, yes, but the husband has to pay it.
@@joshcomeau3787 no, it's the other way around
@@politicallyincorrectbeing8201 No it isn't
I can't help but imagine this a montage of a group of knights traveling throughout the land on a grand journey or something. I dunno. Imagination runs wild with bangers like this.
"Never Gonna Give You Up" - I need this to hear the Earl of Roll's composition
Whenst thine lady love exposes her ankles to a man who is naught thou.
LMFAO
Dead...
Thou Doth Recieve an F from me... F
😂
please make "never gonna give you up"
Oh wow, that is a great idea!
@@quartepoundergaming Rickard of house Astley
Простой Человек yes.
Thou shalt be rick rolleth
Give Ye Noth
every guitar chord, every piano key... goosebumps!
What is love?
Mistress, don't harm me
Don’t harm me
Henceforth
Dear Lady, don't harm me, don't harm me
Henceforth
What is love?
Yay verily yay
Alas, I know not why you're unfair
I swear to you my fealty, but you care not
Heavenly Father, distinguish right from wrong
Dear Lord, I pray for a sign
What is love?
Mistress, don't harm me
Don’t harm me
Henceforth
What is love?
Dear Lady, don't harm me
Don't harm me
Henceforth
(Gregorian chant of prolonged “whoa” x2)
Oh, I am at a loss, what can I do?
Mine tongue is tied, I leave it to you
We are fated as one, just me and you
I can't go on
What is love?
Mistress, don't harm me
Don't harm me
Henceforth
What is love?
Dear Lady, don't harm me
Don't harm me
Henceforth
(Gregorian chant of prolonged “whoa” x2)
What is love?
What is love?
What is love?
Mistress, don't harm me
Don't harm me
Henceforth
Don't harm me
Don't harm me
I yearn for no other, no other lover
This is our life, our time
If we are together, I need you eternally
Is it love?
What is love?
Mistress don't harm me
Don't harm me
Henceforth
What is love?
Dear Lady, don't harm me
Don't harm me
Henceforth
Yay verily yay
(Gregorian chant of prolonged “whoa” x2)
What is love?
Mistress, don't harm me
Don't harm me
Henceforth
What is love?
Dear lady, don't harm me
Don't harm me
Henceforth (whoa, whoa)
Dear lady, don't harm me
Don't harm me
Henceforth (whoa, whoa)
Dear Lady, don't harm me
Don't harm me
Henceforth
What is love?
this need more likes i-
Amazing
This is verily to mine taste.
This comment must be on the top.
How is this not the top voted comment?
I like how the picture captured Jim Carrey's abrupt neck movements.
Thanx! Hadn't noticed 😁
“A Cruel Angel’s Thesis” medieval style. Fight off the plague with depression and loneliness
aw heck asuka i spilled my mushroom stew. come on let's go clean up the mess.
Hop on thy dragon, Shinji lad.
ABIDE BY THE GOLEM, SQUIRE SHINJI
thou shall fight devils in angels skin
Rei hentai ☺️❤️
What is love, 'tis not hereafter,
Present mirth, hath present laughter:
What's to come, is still unsure.
In delay there lies no plenty,
Then come kiss me sweet and twenty:
Youth's a stuff will not endure.
That is a quote from one of my favourite Shakespearean plays 'Twelfth Night'. Ben Kingsley sings it in the movie... He does it brilliantly. ruclips.net/video/h8kA2zx8isk/видео.html
@@1pussychicken Indeed it is! It also just happens to scan with the song
Me and my peasant worker buddies on a horse cart, riding like crazy from one farm to another.
Didn't even notice, that's exactly what this is lol
*What ist thine love my Lord?*
*_Thine love suffereth long, and is kind..._*
*_Thine love envieth not..._*
*_Thine love vaunteth not itself..._*
*_Thine beautious heart be not puffed up..._*
*_Thine love doth not behave itself unseemly..._*
*_It seeketh not her own..._*
*_Thine love ist not easily provoked alas, thinketh it no evil thing..._*
*_Thine mercies rejoiceth not in iniquity, but thou rejoiceth in the truth..._*
*_Thou beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things..._*
*_Thine love never faileth me yet oh mine God!_*
_And love, be it all these things._
You are a saint
Yes just YES!!!
Aye!! Thou hast got it right!
What is "god".....
Wilbert Lek
The Uncaused Cause, the Architect of Truth, and the Font of Morality; these are all aspects of God attributable to his nature as reflected in his creation.
Look up the Sephirot if you want to read more.
I thought it was a one-off when the Coffin Dance came out, I thought "he can't keep this up" when Pumped-up Kicks came out, and finally we have this.
I have not only subscribed, but desperately turned on notifications in fear of missing any one of your *ABSOLUTE BANGERS*
Had the same idea bro, I'm not going to fcking miss another one as well
Never gonna give you up will be very appreciated.
Same dude I love this
He came to RUclips, uploaded 4 bangers, and then dipped. What a legend.
I was expecting someone in the back saying “baby don’t hurt me”
Babe, hurteth me not.
Quit nocuerunt mihi infantem
Ceramic Quill Ha
Hurt me not, fair maiden
Aua bitte tu mir nicht weh!
Next: “Never gonna give you up but you’re Henry the 8th’s 3rd wife”
Aye, make it happen!
Jane Seymour was the best wife
@@jackwegner5139 Yep, probably the only one he didn't end up wanting to give up.
Rick-Rolled except this time you actually get rolled over by the Royal Carriage.
@@jackwegner5139 is that the one that died naturally?
This is the kind of video I send to people at 3 AM with no context
yep, definitely
"By order of His Majesty, Henry VIII, you have been sentenced to death via. beheading."
"No thanks."
Finally!!!
Omw to give my daughter to France to form an alliance
ck2 memories
Children, especially daughters, are but bargaining tools
Relatable
We are waiting for getting rickrolled, *medieval style.*
Thoust horizontally spun Rick
Richard Trampled
ABSOLUTELY -- RICK ASTLEY THE KING
PLEASE
ruclips.net/video/7INRWFj0JyA/видео.html
I played this tune with my lyre the day the baron’s daughter rejected me because she was forced into an arranged marriage with a 60 year old miser.
'Tis sorrowful when thy love doth marry another
Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.
That is me. I give her a good rogering once a week and she's grateful for it.
@@acpl Yeah but you always have those outliers. To name a few: Alberto-Azzo, Matilda of Spoleto, Charlemagne.
rude magic
WHAT IS LOVE?
M'LADY DONT HURT ME...
DONT HURT ME...
NEVERMORE.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂