Haddaway - What Is Love (Medieval Style | Bardcore)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 май 2020
  • What Is Love by Haddaway in a medieval/fantasy Bardcore version. More medieval music on Spotify: sptfy.com/6O6V
    Original Music: Junior Torello, Dee Dee Halligan
    Medieval Edit: Cornelius Link
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    ⚜️ Visit me on
    Instagram: / corneliuslinkmusic
    Twitter: / cornelius_link
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    ⚜️ The cover is made with parts of the (authentic) Bayeux Tapestry. You can build your own medieval comic with the Historic Tale Construction Kit.
    #bardcore #medievalstyle #corneliuslink
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @chadthundercock5641
    @chadthundercock5641 4 года назад +2194

    - Tavern wench shows her ankles
    - Thou and thine brethren:

  • @waynes.wilson6616
    @waynes.wilson6616 4 года назад +4591

    When thy companions beseech thee to accompany them to the local tavern.

  • @livinglegend7670
    @livinglegend7670 4 года назад +5800

    Bardcore is the best thing to come out of coronavirus.

    • @JacquesSnacques
      @JacquesSnacques 4 года назад +208

      That's it. There's no better fit for the name of this genre. This is what it's called now.

    • @Chris-qo4rt
      @Chris-qo4rt 3 года назад +3

      scam

    • @MrDunez1
      @MrDunez1 3 года назад +32

      Bardcore lol

    • @sampletext3443
      @sampletext3443 3 года назад +6

      420th like (funny number)

    • @shisuka6022
      @shisuka6022 3 года назад +9

      @@sampletext3443 its not a funny number its the number of weed

  • @illvminatvs3194
    @illvminatvs3194 4 года назад +4653

    This man kickstarted an entire genre.

    • @dilafd5743
      @dilafd5743 4 года назад +248

      The founder of Bardcore

    • @legoyoda8431
      @legoyoda8431 3 года назад +11

      כן. הבחור הזה ממש צ׳אד

    • @teamcastro9187
      @teamcastro9187 3 года назад +73

      צ'אד ציוני מדינת ישראל
      Bardcore was already a thing, this man boomed it.

    • @yarenkocer6714
      @yarenkocer6714 3 года назад +1

      yh lol :)

    • @sean-e-boy
      @sean-e-boy 3 года назад +17

      no he didnt beedles did

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад +8690

    Henry VIII: What is love?
    His wives: baby don't hurt me

    • @Zeytrixx
      @Zeytrixx 4 года назад +127

      Hehe Jiren comments go brr brr

    • @redshirtguy5303
      @redshirtguy5303 4 года назад +74

      You again

    • @JeffyBoi-qn5xf
      @JeffyBoi-qn5xf 4 года назад +119

      God What is Obama’s last name I want the true answer please.

    • @PlexIsVoid
      @PlexIsVoid 4 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 4 года назад +12

      Bruh lmao

  • @SorryIJustAteYourDog
    @SorryIJustAteYourDog 4 года назад +4073

    When the fair Dutchess of Tuscany refuses thine hand in matrimony.

    • @dontbesckmindedLOL
      @dontbesckmindedLOL 4 года назад +41

      1066?

    • @emperorjustinian7957
      @emperorjustinian7957 4 года назад +79

      𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐃𝐢 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐚?

    • @SorryIJustAteYourDog
      @SorryIJustAteYourDog 4 года назад +101

      @@emperorjustinian7957 Verily, I seeth thou art a man of culture and esteem of the fair maidens of yore.

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 4 года назад +10

      @LordZeno technically doesnt have to be to have a duke

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 4 года назад +10

      LordZeno shut up redditor

  • @iam_blitz_
    @iam_blitz_ 5 месяцев назад +42

    Imagine walking into the tavern right after a glorious day of battle and the bards are cooking this heat in the corner while endless mead is being served to the patrons

  • @moonflame1170
    @moonflame1170 4 года назад +1014

    Be this love?
    Maiden, pray, spare me
    Pray, spare me
    Henceforth

    • @unsociable9607
      @unsociable9607 3 года назад +11

      underrated my dude.

    • @adamh.4933
      @adamh.4933 3 года назад +1

      @@unsociable9607 too true.

    • @JACBoyJesse
      @JACBoyJesse 3 года назад +1

      Sooooo underrated.

    • @Aesthety
      @Aesthety 2 года назад +5

      THIS TOOK ME OUTTTT 💀💀💀💀

    • @riggstwenty2
      @riggstwenty2 2 года назад

      Yeh now I shall be singing this forever...... cheers

  • @fishum6483
    @fishum6483 4 года назад +18743

    Mistress don't harm me, don't harm me, henceforth.

  • @imayes
    @imayes 4 года назад +560

    What art Affection?
    Damsel, withhold mine harm
    Withhold mine harm
    Henceforth

  • @syedraidarsalan4685
    @syedraidarsalan4685 10 дней назад

    This piece would blow up if it came out a year ago. It was ahead of its time

  • @wynautwarrior2161
    @wynautwarrior2161 Месяц назад +1

    I can't help but imagine this a montage of a group of knights traveling throughout the land on a grand journey or something. I dunno. Imagination runs wild with bangers like this.

  • @Mister.Weatherbee
    @Mister.Weatherbee 4 года назад +13159

    When you're in an arranged marriage to strengthen the alliance with Bohemia

    • @sid5378
      @sid5378 4 года назад +77

      lmao

    • @AleronWolf
      @AleronWolf 4 года назад +198

      When you von Hambsburg

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +54

      Nobody:
      Absolutely nobody:
      You during arranged marriage in Bohemia :
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @kaiser_wilhelm_5364
      @kaiser_wilhelm_5364 4 года назад +36

      Aleron Wolf von Habsburg*

    • @originalnick473
      @originalnick473 4 года назад +3

      Ayyyy

  • @carlosr7622
    @carlosr7622 4 года назад +8718

    this was released summer of 1334 i’m getting so nostalgic right now

    • @HYPERrerere
      @HYPERrerere 4 года назад +131

      Nah, it was played localy in tavern

    • @mekaylahvideos
      @mekaylahvideos 4 года назад +29

      Same 😖

    • @timokonig5171
      @timokonig5171 4 года назад +32

      I feel it, i never forget this 😂🍺

    • @SL_RivviN
      @SL_RivviN 4 года назад +28

      1337* (leet for life)

    • @sergeanselmo8286
      @sergeanselmo8286 4 года назад +14

      Your momma so old that.....nevermind

  • @AndyRoidEU
    @AndyRoidEU 3 года назад +954

    The moment when you realize
    that this is a trend *this summer*
    because the plague was a thing mainly in _medieval times_

    • @oniflrog4487
      @oniflrog4487 3 года назад +19

      " Time is an invariant of every transformation" ... so we are back in a dark age due to a plague xD

    • @Phoenix-the-Poet
      @Phoenix-the-Poet 3 года назад +8

      When you realize that means we are in MEDIEVAL ERA mark 2. The dark ages always come with autocrats and plagues.

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 3 года назад +4

      @@Phoenix-the-Poet Actually, we had plenty of autocrats and plagues that didn't result in a dark age. The first dark age was apparently caused by the collapse of global trade and conflict ("sea peoples") that may have been climate driven. The second was caused by infighting between Roman elites weakening the empire to the point where it was defeated, and again took a large chunk of global trade from Europe with it. If we have another dark age, it will likely be due to global trade collapsing.

    • @TwiGuy4
      @TwiGuy4 2 года назад +2

      @@Merennulli so if china stops sending stuff to the usa basically

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 2 года назад

      @@TwiGuy4 We're diversifying with our sweatshop labor sources. It would need to be all of Asia now.

  • @eendiiee.
    @eendiiee. 3 года назад +1044

    Girlfriend: what kind of music do you prefer?
    Me: it's complicated...

  • @jodofe4879
    @jodofe4879 4 года назад +3970

    When thou art at the village dance and a comely maiden showeth thee her ankle.

    • @richardarmstrong9770
      @richardarmstrong9770 4 года назад +127

      Yes yes now undo the first 7 buttons of your 1000 button dress.

    • @zakhawker344
      @zakhawker344 4 года назад +103

      knowing the medieval period it's more likely she'd just get her tits out

    • @bojanspasovski5125
      @bojanspasovski5125 4 года назад +21

      *thy village

    • @warandwar227
      @warandwar227 4 года назад +33

      Thou maiden might be a HERETIC!

    • @our_illumination949
      @our_illumination949 4 года назад +27

      @@zakhawker344 the oldest trick in the book right? Need attention? Show em yer tets

  • @RowanProductions
    @RowanProductions 4 года назад +7277

    When you're so early the church bell hasn't rung yet.

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus 4 года назад +108

      Thine piety shalt suffer no inquiry

    • @customerservice1565
      @customerservice1565 4 года назад +57

      Best seats attained

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus 4 года назад +40

      @@customerservice1565 Verily, mine eyes observe the altar well from hither

    • @user-ue3dz2fh1i
      @user-ue3dz2fh1i 4 года назад

      What church bell?

    • @user-gu5rh8tu8w
      @user-gu5rh8tu8w 4 года назад +37

      pewdieipe Thou hath missed the joke.

  • @SKYZO4
    @SKYZO4 3 года назад +76

    0:49 I love how accurate this sounds to the original

  • @deleteexistence6175
    @deleteexistence6175 4 года назад +81

    I can't help but visualise a feasting hall becoming a nightclub as the beat drops.

  • @AdWipe
    @AdWipe 4 года назад +537

    I'm so glad the algorithm is sending me stuff like this rather than the type of content on trending

    • @camicus-3249
      @camicus-3249 4 года назад +27

      People give the algorithm a lot of flak, but it always gives me exactly what I want before I knew I did

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 4 года назад +3

      You dont get recommended the stuff on trending unless you watch it

    • @wisdoom9153
      @wisdoom9153 4 года назад +9

      @@insertmemorableusernameher6795 weird thing is, i watched lots of computer hardware channel n accidentally clicked ONE music video.
      Guess what's popping up after that? Bjillion of music vids, ranged from old to new.
      Yeah, the algorithm is kinda f*cked up for me.

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 4 года назад +6

      @@wisdoom9153
      If you mark enough videos as "not inerested", you could probably get rid of the recommendations

    • @patricktho6546
      @patricktho6546 4 года назад

      Totally agree.
      There is like only one video on the german trending I like :)
      (Game Two)

  • @prohobbyist5872
    @prohobbyist5872 4 года назад +497

    Imagine a time traveler going back in time and composing these.

    • @sev.3.163
      @sev.3.163 4 года назад +29

      It'd be nice to go back and see if modern music would be as successful as it is nowadays

    • @nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480
      @nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480 4 года назад +26

      He'll be burned at the stake (?)

    • @YOUVVITCH
      @YOUVVITCH 4 года назад +19

      @@nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480 Nah. Probably hung. People were barely burnt at the stake. But only if he makes it obvious he's a time traveller.

    • @4Yfaz
      @4Yfaz 4 года назад +7

      @@YOUVVITCH It will be pretty much impossible to pass as local even if you speak the language and if you're alone and are a foreigner you're gonna get robbed for sure and probably killed

    • @JamesTKirk-cg4hl
      @JamesTKirk-cg4hl 4 года назад +17

      He probably would die from an infection before he could even compose it. Our bodies are not immune against the germs of medieval era

  • @heatherloughlin544
    @heatherloughlin544 3 года назад +66

    "Nay, I knowest not, wherefore thou are not fair. I giveth thee my love, but thou doth not care." 🥀

  • @azn9636
    @azn9636 11 месяцев назад +18

    "By order of His Majesty, Henry VIII, you have been sentenced to death via. beheading."
    "No thanks."

  • @cuddlyguineapigs
    @cuddlyguineapigs 4 года назад +7785

    This makes me wanna dance so hard at the tavern, my ankles might show.

    • @DrakeMagnum
      @DrakeMagnum 4 года назад +815

      Beg mercy upon thy Lord damsel! Tis a folly to risk such ill favor, unless thy do such in secret of the underground taverns wherest the Lord's eye cannot penetrate.

    • @henrymaher4145
      @henrymaher4145 4 года назад +463

      Scandalous wench!

    • @NatosStuff
      @NatosStuff 4 года назад +647

      begone, temptress!

    • @mexmii8525
      @mexmii8525 4 года назад +289

      Not the ankles

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 года назад +343

      _hArLoT!_

  • @fabroski7113
    @fabroski7113 4 года назад +2424

    Romeo: "I love you, Juliet"
    Juliet: "ok, but i gotta marry count paris"
    Romeo:

    • @temavero2124
      @temavero2124 4 года назад +32

      Also romeo:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @cesarsolis5449
      @cesarsolis5449 4 года назад +2

      7 more likes.😈👹👿🎅

    • @nettart4924
      @nettart4924 4 года назад +1

      @@temavero2124 goddammit

    • @harizzhadiyanfajri8852
      @harizzhadiyanfajri8852 4 года назад +1

      @@temavero2124 goddamnit

    • @philleW12
      @philleW12 4 года назад +6

      Roses are red, violets are blue,
      Baby don’t hurt me, i love you

  • @viabum
    @viabum 2 года назад +48

    The thing I've always appreciated about Cornelius Link is that it really sounds like someone performing. A lot of Bardcore on RUclips just sounds like they plugged songs into an acoustic MIDI music maker or something. If people enjoy that, far be it from me to try and take that from them, but Cornelius has always felt so much more organic and been that much closer to a "medieval" cover, silly as that sounds.

  • @Cloud.Strife
    @Cloud.Strife 2 года назад +3

    0:49 When the bagpipes dropeth!

  • @bigassgorilla42
    @bigassgorilla42 4 года назад +423

    And then the bard, not knowing if he would ever hear back...called out to the heavens “what is love?” A question that was met with the deafening silence of the night

    • @nightingale2710
      @nightingale2710 4 года назад +13

      Jesus that's so beautiful and heartwrenching actually, especially while listening to the beginning of the song

    • @johankwok
      @johankwok 4 года назад

      Nice touch

    • @kamilprzybyszewski1899
      @kamilprzybyszewski1899 4 года назад +6

      And then, a powerful voice answered "oh baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more"

    • @synkkamaan1331
      @synkkamaan1331 4 года назад +2

      A question that was met with .... the rhythm of the night ?

  • @elysse5294
    @elysse5294 4 года назад +789

    When I first discovered Astronomia but Medieval Tavern Style I was like, “what is this?”. Now I know. It is love. Baby don’t hurt me.

  • @aristosh1tpost
    @aristosh1tpost 3 года назад +144

    Wait, I've just get the joke: the three guys in the cart are a reference to the video of three Jim Carrys in the car dancing to this song. Well done!

    • @qwertyasd889
      @qwertyasd889 3 года назад +9

      Omg true!!!! Haha!

    • @Zimisce85
      @Zimisce85 2 года назад +5

      Wow. Now I demand a video version with guys redoing Jim Carry SNL skit but dressed in medieval robes. And I expect the guys of Viva La Dirt League to be enlisted for that.

    • @Aleksander_Hnatjuk
      @Aleksander_Hnatjuk Год назад

      Night at the Roxbury! :D

  • @chriro0960
    @chriro0960 4 года назад +1924

    Only 30s kids will remember
    1330 that is

    • @memedbengul4350
      @memedbengul4350 3 года назад +26

      I thought you were going to say 1930s

    • @keyboardnoise8919
      @keyboardnoise8919 3 года назад +4

      memed bengul I-

    • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh
      @hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh 3 года назад +10

      @@memedbengul4350 well... What... ummmm is this a woosh or...?

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 3 года назад

      what XD

    • @marg1035
      @marg1035 3 года назад +30

      I was born in 1380s and I feel I was born in the wrong generation.

  • @kazanshin4108
    @kazanshin4108 4 года назад +8797

    "Never Gonna Give You Up" medieval style. We're gonna rickroll the nobility, the clergy and the third estate all at once.

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 4 года назад +167

      THEY WILL CHOP ME HEAD,AND ALL OF YA SWASH BUCKLING RAT-BRAINED HEADS! HAVE ZU THOUGHTZ ABOUT THE CONSIQUENCEZ,YOU ALL WILL BE SCREAMING PAIN! JESUS FLIPPING COCK!

    • @themirror8994
      @themirror8994 4 года назад +56

      Finally, i will have my revenge!

    • @ZacharySchultedotcom
      @ZacharySchultedotcom 4 года назад +70

      got you covered buddy ruclips.net/video/7INRWFj0JyA/видео.html

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 4 года назад +20

      @@ZacharySchultedotcom AHHH

    • @decasaint532
      @decasaint532 4 года назад +6

      YES

  • @CT-6210
    @CT-6210 4 года назад +902

    Just imagine Back to the Future going back to medieval times and Marty McFly playing this with a lyre or a hurdy gurdy lol
    "I supposeth thou art not yet prepared for this, but thy descendants will love it."

    • @livip1203
      @livip1203 4 года назад +31

      now this is the comment I came looking for

    • @Drongobee
      @Drongobee 4 года назад +42

      The fruit of thy loins shall henceforth consider this "a bop".

    • @trinitech6868
      @trinitech6868 4 года назад

      XD thats funny

    • @crazym8211
      @crazym8211 4 года назад

      the comment we deserved

  • @deputyzen834
    @deputyzen834 3 года назад +271

    Send this to aliens to confuse them

  • @lucifermorningstar3709
    @lucifermorningstar3709 3 года назад +40

    Ah yeas, I remember back in the 90s when this was released.
    The good old 1090s

  • @JWaldmeister
    @JWaldmeister 4 года назад +2112

    this beat is sicker than 50 year old medieval peasants

    • @Daniele-et5ks
      @Daniele-et5ks 4 года назад +35

      @@william20303 he was.. the ruler of one of the most powerful States of the time.. he was no peasant

    • @freshtoast9578
      @freshtoast9578 4 года назад +42

      ​@InFlames4lyf blacksmiths quite commonly reached a pretty old age up to 60 and more. they did so often enough that most peasants thought the fumes from a blacksmiths forge extended life so they would ask to huff their forge. the average life span is also much lower in medieval stats since so many died at birth. even bc people lived beyond 25 very often in rome people needed to be over 25 years old minimum to be a senator.

    • @Boyd2342
      @Boyd2342 4 года назад

      @@william20303 VENICE MENTIONED

    • @MrHejke
      @MrHejke 4 года назад +21

      If they were able to live until their 50s then the could've lived much longer. High mortality was linked with young age, there were a lot of old men in medieval times, just a lot of dead infants and kids as well...

    • @beenie3708
      @beenie3708 4 года назад

      IM WEEEEZING LMAOOOOOO

  • @Buenomars
    @Buenomars 4 года назад +1071

    "Mother! Over yonder a bullock cart with three peasants, their heads... swaying in tandem, as if possessed! Is this the dark times of plague grandfather foretold?"

    • @pistachioinlove2862
      @pistachioinlove2862 4 года назад +41

      Maybe the dancing plague, aye

    • @BinBintheRiceCake
      @BinBintheRiceCake 4 года назад +24

      Aye! thy lute gone awray!

    • @bigmanbossman
      @bigmanbossman 4 года назад +25

      Nay, it be but a harmless jest!

    • @beepboop9712
      @beepboop9712 4 года назад +11

      Nay, 'tis but the herold of good fortune to come.

    • @predcon1
      @predcon1 4 года назад +10

      Are ye trav'ling to Roxbury Faire?

  • @MinefulFreak
    @MinefulFreak 3 года назад +37

    Her: "he's probably out there cheating"
    Me and the boys playing Bard all weekend:

  • @HighGround-rx1lr
    @HighGround-rx1lr 3 года назад +439

    Please make a "Never gonna give you up" medieval version

    • @Adaetro
      @Adaetro 3 года назад +12

      Got you covered ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @dward4629
      @dward4629 3 года назад +9

      @@Adaetro rickrolled!

    • @ih82r8
      @ih82r8 3 года назад +4

      Oh yes please!

    • @joejutsu3268
      @joejutsu3268 3 года назад +3

      @Ramelo I got rick rolled too.. I think, it's eternal now

    • @yaboipalps8616
      @yaboipalps8616 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/YxjY_YTksKM/видео.html

  • @dist0rted320
    @dist0rted320 4 года назад +3059

    Whens't thine own wife falls into an embrace other than thine own.

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 4 года назад +133

      Tis a bad feel

    • @scootch4224
      @scootch4224 4 года назад +78

      Scarres thine heart every fortnight

    • @thesayxx
      @thesayxx 4 года назад +51

      Thats why good Ser's should report thine wenches to thine holy church for practicing witchcraft, when good Ser's suspect adultery!

    • @scootch4224
      @scootch4224 4 года назад +17

      BloodRaven God be with you

    • @dist0rted320
      @dist0rted320 4 года назад +16

      @@thesayxx Godspeed, good Ser Knight!

  • @mr.badtouchman
    @mr.badtouchman 4 года назад +1850

    This video: What is love?
    Me: It's this video. THIS is love.

  • @ElectricSoul828
    @ElectricSoul828 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love the bardcore community

  • @user-si9bk3xo8z
    @user-si9bk3xo8z 5 месяцев назад +1

    Even the tavern can't handle me right now

  • @werdna8815
    @werdna8815 4 года назад +903

    The question many an ancient philosopher has asked, one that the monks who composed this tune were thinking of at the time.

  • @randombluepig8905
    @randombluepig8905 4 года назад +1587

    What is love?
    Answer: The amount of effort put into this video

    • @patricktho6546
      @patricktho6546 4 года назад +14

      Of course many people forget how much work you have to put in a good quality video.

    • @lala-kc3br
      @lala-kc3br 4 года назад

      @William Napier i agree

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 года назад +1

      No, The Answer Is: Baby Don't Hurt Me, Don't Hurt Me, No More.

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 года назад

      @William Napier Nope, Not An R/Woooooosh.

    • @blue_kobolt1785
      @blue_kobolt1785 4 года назад

      Good answer :)

  • @Terminal-Man
    @Terminal-Man 3 года назад +24

    These medieval 🏰 songs deserve to be made into music videos showing the musicians dressed in the attire of the period.

  • @meddss
    @meddss Месяц назад

    Merchant : here's your goods sir.
    : you too, good sir.

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 4 года назад +1195

    When thy king arranges thy marriage to his inbreed heir

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +2

      The king in 2023 would be like:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @omegaonthefly1977
      @omegaonthefly1977 4 года назад

      “Mary! We’re all inbred!”

    • @ZOCCOK
      @ZOCCOK 3 года назад +2

      @@omegaonthefly1977 I took over a month to realize that oversimplified reference

  • @Fukei_Mono
    @Fukei_Mono 4 года назад +597

    I absolutely adore how the comment thread just went full-on Shakespeare.

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 4 года назад +30

      @RD Marvel
      Please pardon me. For I am still a spring chicken in this community.

    • @auslander1776
      @auslander1776 4 года назад +24

      Thou shalt be forgiven if thine heart be pure

    • @sbrevolver15
      @sbrevolver15 4 года назад +5

      Forsooth thine commentary is most droll.

    • @trentbrown500
      @trentbrown500 4 года назад +4

      Sir William Shakespeare: Nay
      Sir John of Birkshire: *I SAY*

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 года назад +4

      PSA: Thou is ruder than You. The word thou is much more intimate than You, the same way the German "du" is much less polite and less formal than Sie (not sie). You English speakers decided to ditch 'thou' while keeping plural-you and formal 'You', while we Swedes for whatever reason decided to ditch the formal 'You' and just use thou for singular and you for plural.

  • @puremercury
    @puremercury 2 года назад

    These really show off how sturdy the underlying songs are.

  • @defneaydin2005
    @defneaydin2005 4 года назад +780

    When thy father is arranging thy marriage to the daughter of a nobleman, but thy heart lies with a servant girl

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 4 года назад +43

      That timeless tale

    • @aqua5758
      @aqua5758 4 года назад +44

      Just hire her as a maid W

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 4 года назад +6

      lol i like how u wrote you’re instead of your even tho the opposite is what people make mistakes with most of the time

    • @JoaoVictor-gy5ks
      @JoaoVictor-gy5ks 4 года назад +12

      your heart lies to a servant man*

    • @-_--ex9sz
      @-_--ex9sz 4 года назад +25

      João Victor When thou trusty companion doesn’t sayith “no homo”

  • @DNBKINGDNB
    @DNBKINGDNB 4 года назад +612

    When you call your vassals into a war and they don't answer the call.

    • @gingerbrettman5665
      @gingerbrettman5665 4 года назад +25

      When you go to investigate to find your vassal getting wiped out 5 to 1 by an enemy army.

    • @SomberYeti
      @SomberYeti 4 года назад

      Total war?

    • @joeschmo6488
      @joeschmo6488 4 года назад +7

      @@SomberYeti ck2

    • @NateWolf777
      @NateWolf777 4 года назад +1

      @@SomberYeti Probably EU IV

    • @TheFirstGroover
      @TheFirstGroover 4 года назад

      Man😂😂😂😂 you kill me

  • @LCFR1
    @LCFR1 7 месяцев назад +5

    I'd buy the shit out this album if ever released

  • @deekay1306
    @deekay1306 3 года назад +5

    He came to RUclips, uploaded 4 bangers, and then dipped. What a legend.

  • @masteroogway5932
    @masteroogway5932 4 года назад +2416

    When thee maketh premarital eye contact with a dandy maiden at church:

    • @hiimme101
      @hiimme101 4 года назад +122

      *Thou makest. I will grammar Nazi archaic second person singular present versus present indicative.
      Kids these days wyth their standardized spellings and their lack of a proper distinction between second persons singular and plural thus resulting in forms such as y'all and yins arising to take the place left by thee/thy/thou leaving putting "you" as the indistinct singular and plural. Smh.

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees 4 года назад +67

      @@hiimme101 Shaking mine own headeth

    • @hermocrasbreadlord9557
      @hermocrasbreadlord9557 4 года назад +35

      @@hiimme101 I shall eateth thy sandwich
      Thou art gay
      I shall put a curse on thee
      A few examples how to use the words

    • @dapper4459
      @dapper4459 4 года назад +6

      Ah ye verocious dog ye, thou makest the lewdest of comments whilst i attend my business in the privy.

    • @notfutomomo3424
      @notfutomomo3424 4 года назад +1

      Thy lord shall pass judgement on thee for taking such fair church maiden. No regeret'eth

  • @hopekee
    @hopekee 4 года назад +2966

    "What music you listening to?"
    Me: "Oh, just 80's music"
    "Cool, the 80's were great my parents always said"
    Me: "Your parents lived in 1180?"

    • @andrina118
      @andrina118 4 года назад +69

      Bloody Norman rubbish, give me the Anglo-Saxon version any day

    • @STPickrell
      @STPickrell 4 года назад +83

      Twist: But it's the 1480s.

    • @fadelbaabud8968
      @fadelbaabud8968 4 года назад +1

      Fokin hell 😂😂

    • @Nolroa
      @Nolroa 4 года назад +49

      Actually, “What is Love?” was released in '92... 1192, I guess.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 4 года назад +2

      Nolberto Roa Pulido
      Bah we were still coming off that common cold it felt like the years never went on😂

  • @shaunisaint-louis7204
    @shaunisaint-louis7204 3 года назад +87

    Yo imagine being so bored that you created a whole new genre of music it’s amazing

  • @lucyabdrews7312
    @lucyabdrews7312 2 года назад +2

    We shall never know what love doth be, but the beat makes us forgeteth.

  • @SkillBill1000.
    @SkillBill1000. 4 года назад +2032

    Jim Carey’s ancestor dancing to this in a horse carriage with the boys

  • @jamewtf
    @jamewtf 4 года назад +2681

    Whens’t thine wife showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:

    • @isidora5201
      @isidora5201 4 года назад +101

      @afootineachworld *butter churning intensifies*

    • @jamewtf
      @jamewtf 4 года назад +10

      afootineachworld Ooh even better

    • @cjpk1687
      @cjpk1687 4 года назад +1

      Good lord man!

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 4 года назад +1

      @afootineachworld : Amish country perhaps?

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 4 года назад

      *When thy wife doth nay showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:

  • @monitoredactivity8649
    @monitoredactivity8649 3 года назад +2

    A pick that would play only the most masterful of melodies on the lute, that would leave the maidens moist, and wanting.

  • @oneguy7544
    @oneguy7544 3 года назад +33

    Makes me wanna make a village and hang out in the tavern for 24/7

  • @A.Edlacir
    @A.Edlacir 4 года назад +512

    First instrument: “I'm a harpsichord."
    Second instrument: “I'm a lute."
    Harpsichord: “No you're not! You're that other string instrument!"
    Lute: “Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"

  • @A.Froster
    @A.Froster 4 года назад +126

    "What type of music you listen to ?"
    -You know , some old stuff
    "Oh some 80' rock ?"
    -No , i mean REALLY old stuff

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 года назад +11

      *Sits In Seventh Century Welsh Lullabies*

    • @Immortal..
      @Immortal.. 4 года назад +4

      Well, technically its brand new stuff...

  • @cynicalb
    @cynicalb 7 дней назад +1

    Hell yeah !!

  • @gageiannitelli6994
    @gageiannitelli6994 4 года назад +369

    It's crazy, you single handedly created somewhat of a new genre here on the platform! I've been seeing all other medieval covers of songs lately, ever since you uploaded yours. Awesome stuff :)

    • @IceColder
      @IceColder 2 года назад +5

      it is called algorithm. 🙄

    • @DjPaNik
      @DjPaNik 2 года назад +14

      This was done way before he uploaded. It just got more popular now.

  • @_swapnil_
    @_swapnil_ 4 года назад +3011

    "tHe 60s sUcKeD! 1600s mUsIc wAs bEtTeR.

    • @ammaren9459
      @ammaren9459 4 года назад +38

      It was tho

    • @phoenixfoster-smith8585
      @phoenixfoster-smith8585 4 года назад +152

      Actually i'm a fan of the 1300s. 1600s was too complex and stuff, it sucked.

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 4 года назад +56

      Dorset Mapper I agree, too much hipster stuff they were trying too hard

    • @jokuihmehyyppa
      @jokuihmehyyppa 4 года назад +69

      @@phoenixfoster-smith8585 1300s sucks. You want real music? 11th & 12th century chants!

    • @fossilfountain
      @fossilfountain 4 года назад +20

      All jokes aside are there any actual musical records from the early medieval period?

  • @PleasentDddd
    @PleasentDddd 4 года назад +405

    “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.”
    -William Shakespeare

    • @MOON-wl2eg
      @MOON-wl2eg 4 года назад +5

      Baby don't hurt me, no more, never more

    • @neo.3
      @neo.3 4 года назад +15

      Baby, thou hurteth me not. Hurteth me not, never more shalt thee.

    • @samuelasanderinos1521
      @samuelasanderinos1521 4 года назад +5

      Or Chaucer, because Shakespeare was not around in the medieval ages 🙃

    • @kyledion1346
      @kyledion1346 4 года назад +3

      @@samuelasanderinos1521 Please, we all know Chaucer was too busy hanging out with Heath Ledger and Alan Tudyk to write a song like this.

    • @neildennis7294
      @neildennis7294 4 года назад +4

      Samuela Sanderinos I am fairly sure this appeared in Chaucer’s The Haddaway’s Tale.

  • @EisMann61
    @EisMann61 Год назад +3

    Cashier: Sir ,your card is declined
    Me: You too

  • @gorfic__starshadow9801
    @gorfic__starshadow9801 3 года назад +105

    WHAT IS LOVE?
    M'LADY DONT HURT ME...
    DONT HURT ME...
    NEVERMORE.

    • @fishnujish1511
      @fishnujish1511 2 года назад +4

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +3045

    This comment section is literally a medieval tavern.

    • @DrakeMagnum
      @DrakeMagnum 4 года назад +102

      Verily! Dare thou cast doubt on the cunning of your fellow man?

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 4 года назад +68

      Silence wenche, bringeth fourth another mead!

    • @selloutsanders5774
      @selloutsanders5774 4 года назад +52

      How dare thy, nothing wrong with an ale to wash the sins away.

    • @daveyhasstuffs7720
      @daveyhasstuffs7720 4 года назад +27

      To thy God spede you

    • @maxkho00
      @maxkho00 4 года назад +29

      @@selloutsanders5774"Thou" must one speaketh, thou art not verily a dweller o' our hamlet if thou can not even speak the tongue o' our folk like thou must!

  • @wuphy
    @wuphy 4 года назад +1416

    And I shouteth: “Beseech you meekly, that is not thy baroness, that is my wife!”

    • @yarnsafetygoggles6400
      @yarnsafetygoggles6400 4 года назад +1

      LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

    • @unm0vedm0ver
      @unm0vedm0ver 4 года назад +10

      "I shouteth" maketh no sense. That would literally be "I shouts".

    • @davidsstalidzans2167
      @davidsstalidzans2167 4 года назад +7

      @@unm0vedm0ver off with yer head

    • @wuphy
      @wuphy 4 года назад +4

      @Cambarcus you are corrects, i are sorries, i thanks you

    • @unm0vedm0ver
      @unm0vedm0ver 4 года назад +1

      @@davidsstalidzans2167 address me not, unwashed peasant.

  • @unknownjuggler-endlessspir8133
    @unknownjuggler-endlessspir8133 4 года назад +60

    I would love a medieval cover of girls just wanna have fun

    • @PlainsPup
      @PlainsPup 4 года назад

      Yes!

    • @AlexBermann
      @AlexBermann 3 года назад +14

      Maidens merely crave pleasure

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 3 года назад +2

      @@AlexBermann you owe me a new set of sides because this absolutely destroyed mine, 10/10

  • @joshuagraham6894
    @joshuagraham6894 4 года назад +2282

    When you get married to a baroness because you managed to kill a man on horseback in a joust

    • @virgilebonnaud5525
      @virgilebonnaud5525 4 года назад

      Anton Babani how does it work?

    • @Elmonsterhombre
      @Elmonsterhombre 4 года назад +4

      @@virgilebonnaud5525 By having money/possessions and power. Jousting is more a late medieval thing. It was at some point taken over by the high nobles from the low nobility (Knights, etc.), i think. It was more of a sport thing

    • @Elmonsterhombre
      @Elmonsterhombre 4 года назад +1

      @Anton Babani I didn't mean it that way. I just tried to say that a poor knight probably didn't get a baroness, no matter how many men he jousted off their mighty stallions or steeds

    • @hopoutattheafterparty6245
      @hopoutattheafterparty6245 4 года назад +2

      @Anton Babani
      Imagine supporting the medieval nobility structure

    • @luizandrade6900
      @luizandrade6900 4 года назад +1

      @Anton Babani It is...

  • @endraandre
    @endraandre 4 года назад +1903

    Mine peasant companions and I wend 'round visiteth all the nobles' parties

    • @Nerdlore.
      @Nerdlore. 4 года назад +19

      Mine peasant friends and I, sir!

    • @endraandre
      @endraandre 4 года назад +10

      @@Nerdlore. i thank thee heartily

    • @Nerdlore.
      @Nerdlore. 4 года назад +5

      @@endraandre Nay problem, good sir!

    • @clairestordahl6160
      @clairestordahl6160 4 года назад +1

      I can see the montage now

    • @mrxenagos8514
      @mrxenagos8514 4 года назад +4

      Aye! And when thine bard stops playing we whip him

  • @jaredbaratta8589
    @jaredbaratta8589 3 года назад +21

    Call forth from yonder the honorable Knights of Roxbury.

  • @radoslavgeorgiev1662
    @radoslavgeorgiev1662 3 года назад +1

    "What is thy love?
    Fair lady, dont hurt me..."

  • @dio.8598
    @dio.8598 4 года назад +130

    when king henry decided he doesnt need that many wives

  • @dertobinator580
    @dertobinator580 4 года назад +305

    Me and my boys cruisin to a medieval disco.

  • @IvQ
    @IvQ 2 года назад +1

    what the fuck, level of awesomeness of this is over 9000

  • @ollyviawarren3916
    @ollyviawarren3916 4 года назад +2470

    I used to skip like a little girl when thy merchants would play this ditty

  • @neo.3
    @neo.3 4 года назад +116

    I remember when I first met my wife at the tavern wayyy back in 1520. This song was playing and man we were having the absolute time of our lives getting down to it! 500 years later and I'm glad to say we're still married happily to this day. Oh Lord, the good times back then!

  • @HiddenInTheTruth
    @HiddenInTheTruth 3 года назад

    The image being a ref to SNL is just 10/10

  • @zimnybigossini
    @zimnybigossini 3 года назад

    Thumbnail image is pure gold

  • @MjauNightcore
    @MjauNightcore 4 года назад +146

    This is the kind of video I send to people at 3 AM with no context

  • @maki4073
    @maki4073 4 года назад +353

    Music is dope but can we appreciate the art that goes in this pictures

    • @javholmes
      @javholmes 4 года назад +13

      Genius art that takes a great medieval artist to make

    • @krusty1910
      @krusty1910 4 года назад

      i felt like this is kind of copy paste comment

    • @myth5930
      @myth5930 4 года назад

      BABY DONT HURT ME

    • @nintendodungeon
      @nintendodungeon 4 года назад +1

      Right it’s so simplistic

  • @derpasuarusrexilous9999
    @derpasuarusrexilous9999 4 года назад

    so many medieval styles are gonna sprout out now

  • @S1lvermoon
    @S1lvermoon Год назад +1

    After scouring through a bunch of bardcore/medieval styled modern musics I realized the best part is actually the comment section

  • @HladgerdKissinger
    @HladgerdKissinger 4 года назад +76

    "What is love?
    Nay, darling, hurt'st not me
    Hurt'st not me;
    No more.
    I wisheth for no other, no other lover.
    'Tis be our life, our time.
    When we art togeþer, I need thee forever.
    Art thou love?
    What is love?
    Nay darling, hurt'st not me
    Hurt'st not me;
    No more."
    -Haddaway

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 года назад +3

      -That Shouldn't Be "Art"; You Say "What Is Love", Not "What Are Love".-
      Also I Think "Hurt'st Not Me", Or Maybe "Harm'st Not Me" Sounds Better.

    • @HladgerdKissinger
      @HladgerdKissinger 4 года назад +1

      @@rateeightx Oh! I never knew that, thank you.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 года назад

      @@HladgerdKissinger You're Welcome!

  • @Stephen7764.
    @Stephen7764. 4 года назад +523

    I remember when me and the lads use to play this on our way to Roxburry tavern.

  • @Darth_H8er
    @Darth_H8er 2 года назад

    When you're riding in the carriage listening to your bard play this bop and you both start dancing like you're at the Roxbury.

  • @irukhan07
    @irukhan07 3 года назад +8

    every guitar chord, every piano key... goosebumps!

  • @DBDenzz
    @DBDenzz 4 года назад +521

    Tis the phenomenon of attraction? Fair Maiden, cease thine maltreatment of thee forthwith.

    • @noo6692
      @noo6692 4 года назад

      ME MAMAI LA Q CUELGA POH QLO

    • @regileblindsea
      @regileblindsea 4 года назад +17

      Dude you're mixing modern fancy English with old English. They didn't use words like "Phenomenon" and "Maltreatment" in medieval English, those are Latin words. Also, "Thee" means "You", so you're saying "Don't hurt you". I get that the comment is a joke and not supposed to be perfect, but if you don't even know the difference between old English and modern fancy English vocabulary, maybe you should let someone else make this joke instead.

    • @mr.mann.7519
      @mr.mann.7519 4 года назад +16

      Regile Blindsea dude. it’s just a joke
      don’t crap your pants over it

    • @bigiron9393
      @bigiron9393 4 года назад +8

      Regile Blindsea how about you make the joke then ey? And have some other person come up and say your comment was utter garbage? Not very nice is it?

    • @d_o_ugieuwu6299
      @d_o_ugieuwu6299 4 года назад +3

      @@regileblindsea you're the worst

  • @JACBoyJesse
    @JACBoyJesse 4 года назад +2785

    I just imagine three peasants bobbing their heads to this in a horse drawn wagon.

    • @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
      @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario 4 года назад +222

      Plot twist:The horse is also bopping its head

    • @GuidesBlitz
      @GuidesBlitz 4 года назад +73

      thou hath a underrated comment

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 4 года назад +32

      The horse, or Oxen if they prefer a better transit on a wagon laden with three peasants, would also bob its head

    • @mmiikkaa1550
      @mmiikkaa1550 3 года назад +21

      one of the most underrated comments in youtube history

    • @killxtech1302
      @killxtech1302 3 года назад +35

      At some point they hit a pothole and the bard falls out so they freak out then stop to pick him back up. Then they carry on as if nothing ever happened

  • @gloriaglore-ms7gk
    @gloriaglore-ms7gk Год назад +3

    The internet can be so impressive sometimes, ngl.

  • @williamblankenship1559
    @williamblankenship1559 3 года назад

    I hope that Netflix makes a show that uses Bardcores medieval covers of popular songs

  • @devilmaylift
    @devilmaylift 4 года назад +324

    What art love?
    Child shall ye hurt me?
    Shall ye hurt me?
    Forever more?

    • @wackyiowa724
      @wackyiowa724 4 года назад +5

      Haul Flintbane baby is child. And since it said baby. He had to say it that way

    • @wackyiowa724
      @wackyiowa724 4 года назад +2

      Haul Flintbane they didn’t marry children. But they did teenagers a lot.

    • @juanpaolomiguel9214
      @juanpaolomiguel9214 4 года назад

      Nay I know naught
      Why thou art not just
      I giveth mine heart
      But care ye not

  • @masonwingate7683
    @masonwingate7683 4 года назад +356

    When thy favoured wench doth shedeth her affections upon thine archrival and thou art left by thineself to mourn, but thou art a bard of the highest calibre and havest thy lute within a stone's throw.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 года назад +10

      That's Actually Pretty Good! -Just One Thing, Should Be "Thine Archival"-

    • @BigNutts21
      @BigNutts21 4 года назад +1

      Wat?

    • @masonwingate7683
      @masonwingate7683 4 года назад +9

      @@rateeightx thank you! I shall fix that posthaste

    • @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302
      @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 4 года назад +3

      This comment section is lacking Shakespearean

    • @SiPakRubah
      @SiPakRubah 4 года назад +1

      Man, I wish I could understand middle English language

  • @bluewolf6323
    @bluewolf6323 3 года назад +4

    This is something Jaskier would play while traveling with Geralt. Or when they find a band in a tavern and have a few too many drinks.