Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia (Medieval Style | Bardcore)
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Astronomia or Coffin Dance by Tony Igy in a medieval Bardcore version. More medieval music on Spotify: sptfy.com/6O6V
Original Music: Anton Igumnov
Medieval Edit: Cornelius Link
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When you're married to Henry The VIII and you don't bear him a son.
Oversimplified reference or just big brain?
XspikeyTube no
They are g o n e
*cue four men in formal attire dancing as anne boleyn is about to get beheaded*
LOOOL I Actually laughed out loud for a good bit to this
jesus
When it's 1350 and you see a rat in the street
And green balls starts to appear on ur face
nah it *black death*
@@tusk444 So... black balls?
Adam Swales lol
Tusk think that’s what he meant
Medieval remixes should be a thing. I'd sub to that for sure.
omg yes
This *must* be a thing
You can find one of "BFG Division" on RUclips.
@@evil4zerggin972 Someone also made a Halo theme one a couple years ago too
Yess
When the pied piper didn’t get paid for getting rid of the rats
Children:
Very underrated comment
Oh my fucking god 😭😂
Man of culture
Thou art a fiend sir
yeah they never really touch on that subject much. Pied Piper: Ayo got rid of them rats, where the gold at? The King: The fuck you talking about? Pied Piper: Aight man fuck them kids.
When you say “thy mother is a witch” to your friend but they say “nay thee”
stolen
I hate Memes
What do you expect from someone with an anime profile picture.
Never trust anyone wid a potato as a pfp
@@confus.d then how can we trust you to be telling the truth to not trust someone with a potato as a profile pic
@@leeanneclarke5489 dunno
When the surgeon says the arrow wound is infected
your carrier when you took an arrown in the knee be like 0:09
@@lemat3576 lmao
Get out the leeches bois!
*I, StefannoTgeConqueror, have a dream.*
@@TheDailyBugleJ3 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?
Joan of Arc: “God will lead France to victory.”
England:
Also the French:
@@georgethakur Finally someone else realizes France's involvement
Joan of Arc turned me into a newt but I gotten better
Also Joan of Arc:
English: Longbow go pew pew pew
If this song isn't played at my funeral, I see no reason to die.
Same
assuming you have a choice
Robar Royce woooosh
yeah bro just don't show up unless they play the song
Bro, you've found the secret of immortality. Just don't play this song in your funeral and then you'd rise up again out of anger. 🤣
“Balthazar, you’ll never fathom it, the naturalist practitioner converts his physical from into that of a vinegar soaked dill! Stupendous!”
most joyous event i have ever witnessed!
indeed, quite the most riotous affair i hath bore witness to date
Verily
Avast, Mortimer! Thine eyes deceive you not! I hath transmuted mineself into a comestible!
Most hilarious and joy-bringing thing myeth eyes hath ever witnessed!
When you accidentally delete the king's Minecraft world
For sooth!! To the guillotine with them!
@@RainbowFlowerCrow "Chop, chop, chop, chop ,chop, chop, chop!"
@@RainbowFlowerCrow France in nutshell
i used to rule the world, chunks would load when i gave the word
Are you dumb? In the medieval times there was no way to delete minecraft worlds
I really like the idea of covering popular songs in a medieval why, haven't seen this often, could be a promising format for youtube
Agreed, more meme songs for my D&D bards anyways so win win
The Halo Theme is a great one
It's gonna last a month tops.
you have 699 likes so i think youd like me to leave it as it is
There's already a guy, Ljb0 i think, he made lots of medieval remix
When you miscalculate that jump in Skyrim
When you drop off a 1m height in The Witcher 3.
In Kingdom Come.
I love you man
@@ALph4cro press jump when you hit the ground and you will roll and break the fall. Crazy how people still don't know about this when the game is 5 years old and it was patched in during the first two weeks.
When you use the Scroll of Icarian Flight but forgot to land
Mongols: *Invades a city *
City: *Resists the Invasion *
Mongols:
Mongols: Invades the city of Caffa* Mongol soldier: sneezes and dies * The mongols: (while flinging the soldier into the city)
lmao
temujin: hunts and gains food
behter: takes said food
temujin and qasar:
I made the same joke 😂
@@evansutcliffe1099 Your comment should have gained many more likes. 🤣🤣🤣
When the peasant hits you with the “Ok Heretic” so you hit him with the guillotine
Bruh the guillotine wasn't even used until 1792. Anyways it would be reversed like this to be more appropriate: When the clergyman hits you with an "Ok Beggar" after taking all of your money. So you hit him back with a guillotine.
@@thecheeselord5943 Especially in France.
Guillotines were only used on the upper class because it was considered quick and painless. Huge waste of resources on a lowly peasant
@@horizon5417 ehm, they used it more o royalist and "spies" and wellll.....they were peasants
TheCheeseLord ok heretic
People reacting to a rat now: *starts screaming*
People reacting to a rat then:
they be like " GET INSIDE THE HOUSE NOW"
So people used to communicate with music?
Where can I learn this power?
Nah if I see a rat today I say. OH SHIT A RAT and start breaking his ankles
@@loc4029 runneth into thine quarters with haste
Why no one talks about pigs or bats
This channel can blow up if you post things with this quality regularly.
@LagiNaLangAko23 Totally agree
I still rickroll people, its fun 😂😂😂
Hear me out: megalovania in medieval style
Frick off
lol he didnt even need to and it did
People during the Black Death be like :
drowning in 6x7 pool nice one
690 likes lmao
When were black people invented?
Bungie Crimes million years ago
Irish people when 1845 hits
When a Female Peasant weighs lighter than a Broom
Villagers: Oh shit, that's a witch
I thought it was if she weighs as much as a duck
@@faceless2302 Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
@@NotBunniesInTrenchcoat I am Arthur, king of the Britons
I am Hannah
Hannah Bee
Soldier: “sire, the river is too deep we can’t cross.”
Fredrick Barbarossa: “Surely I can cross this river.”
Fredrick later:
XD
That one was embarrassing lol.
That hit home, he was such a good general as well
@@josephcardwell24 not good enough apparently
Stonks up
Rat: Is a lil' sick boy.
All of Europe: 0:09
When the dragonborn meets the frost troll on the way to the greybeards.
Yes thats so true the first troll was the worst
when the frost troll meets the dragonborn that finished all the side quests before coming to the greybeards
Bad Memories...
I just Screamed when i saw that troll, I was like:
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" **Looks back, as the Troll is still there.** **MORE INTENSE SCREAMING**
I make my character o.p before i even get to dragonsreach, google fortify alchemy and enchanting loop, within 2 hours you could be at level 100
When you're a woman that knows a few magic tricks in 1350
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHJAJAAJ
When you accidentally did math*
Witch hunts didn't become a thing until the renaissance. In the medieval era the church considered magic to be fake bullshit.
When you’re a woman who knows 2+2 in 1350
@@alvedonaren yes i know, the inquisition and stuff brought it up
1300: it's just rat don't worry
The rat:
Black Death memes
@@gamelikar too soon?
Asconisti what do u mean? too soon for what exactly?
:)
So the rat dies?
When the doctor with a weird mask finds a weird little black spot on your right leg
Scp 049 has breached containtment
"I'm sorry to say this hendrick van timothy but thy father and mother shall not survive due to thy's current issue. The monastery decided to execute thee for further safety of our kingdom as thee have abnormally severe issues, rather than the average patient."
@@wongkh5236 you know we existed before him right
pov: you have recently discovered that the church was wrong about the planets
Some Guy: "I think Earth is actually orbiting around the sun, bro."
The Holy See:
It has to be said that Galilei was in fact not imprisoned or in any way punished for his theory about the movements of the planets but for insulting the pope and lying under oath at a trial. The church wanted evidence for his theory, which he previously portrayed as fact, which he could not provide, although he was of course, as we know, correct. Upon not being able to find any evidence Galilei reacted by calling the pope a donkey, which is what got him into trouble.
la iglesia, si por supuesto.
la iglesia tenia estos pensamientos ya que nacio en la epoca mediaval menor, la epoca donde abundaba la ignorancia sobre toda la gente a excepcion de la elite obviamente.
es evidente que esta religión solo fue fruto de una apuesta que hizo bizancio
y gano la cruz en el escudo de la guerra, creandose el cristianismo.
en estas epocas se creia hasta el terraplanismo y no es anormal ver el geocentrismo sobre todo el universo
@@theholyinquisition389 Ouh! Now that is interesting and fills in some gaps. Gonna have to read up more on the entire thing now!
@@GiygasStarman there was two competing systems regarding our solar system during the time of Galileo, it was the heliocentric one and the one proposed by Tycho brahe, a famed German astronomer. Science in rome is cuttthroath and Galileo had alot of enemies by was protected by the pope until of course he insulted the holy father which got him into house arrest in his personal Roman villa gifted to him by his friends
"it's just a rabbit isn't it?what's the worse that could happen?"0:09
Hehe good one
The rabbit when the holy hand grenade of antioch lands before it:
AHHHHH
Bruh
That rabbit is dynamite
When you're a woman and you do math in the 1300s
*WITCH!!!* *SEIZE HEEEERR!!!*
Lol hahaha, underrated women..
If she made actual math she would be sent to an university
Leonardo Arruda well that’s not how it works
@@authenticNL2 indeed, the Chruch didnt randomly burned people
Eastern Romans when they see some strange Turks with giant metal tubes
(
*Byzantine. There is only one Rome, and its on the West!
@@ememmeme8722
>There is only one Rome
MOSCOW BLYAT THIRD ROME AND THE FOUЯTH WILL NEVER HAPPEN
Письменный Стол я не думаю что ты по настоящему Русский
@@danyagha5654 думай дальше, братец.
Women in 1400's: Heal people with some leaves.
*The Church:*
burn thy witch!
Did you know that witch trials were not actually during the time the Catholic church was in England? but rather during the 1700? about the time of the french revolution. so it was not so much the church killing them but the hew and cry. not trying to shame you but just trying to educate the masses.
@@bernadettet6635 Puritans were big on the witch thing, and a lot of it ended up being about land and political power rather than any actual concern for souls.
Whenst thou tilling thine fields, and lo! For a messenger arrives carrying word of thine conscription into the King’s Army...
Whilste thou was attending gatherings, I hast practiced with the blade~
Belisarius 😂
Thou shalt help the king fighting an easy battle, an outnumbered englishman at Agincourt
When the Knight says to the King: "Thy mother art gay"
Thine mutter gay*
no u
Nay thy
Thine mother art homosexual
Nay thy
@@LUNE.44 prepared for the no u I see
When you chilling in your castle and some guys with buckets on the heads start shouting "DEUS VULT"
Hmmm but I start throat singing
When you are a Christian chilling in Constantinople and you see crusaders outside
When you disagree with the King's laws:
when you disagree with the church:
when you disagree with the God's laws: 0:09
King Duncan: "I'm glad I can trust you, Thane of Cawdor."
King Duncan a few days later:
Fable Babel
Macbeth: You can’t harm me, only man not born of woman can harm me
Macduff: Ah, but I was born of Caesarean section!
Macbeth: 0:09
Will pass on to my Macbeth students.
Fable Babel Lady Macbeth: let’s kill them all to become powerful and important people
Lady Macbeth awhile later:
When the blood doesn’t wash off your hands:
Hey look! Someone gave us a huge gift in the shape of a wooden horse!
Later that night:
Greeks weren't even close to the medieval times, come on.
@@noisnecsa995 Thank you for the correction! I'll be sure to note that down never.
@@NooperJoop Lmao, I'll use definitely use that.
@@noisnecsa995 lol
Me:*Dies in Skyrim*
The 6 Redguards With a Coffin:
@@dpfrd_ Oh Man, Sorry! I forgot The number ahuahauahauah
@@dpfrd_ I don't leave it wrong :v
@@dpfrd_ you're also wrong, it's 7 (6 carriers and 1 top hat guy)
@@dpfrd_ exactly, but he still exists
Thus the ballad of the 6 redguardians
POV: You are Barbarossa going to refresh yourself with a nearby river
I'm laughing that I know about this
but crying because I had to learn this
What a way to go for such a man, eh? When I first knew about it I was like: wha
И поплавать в говнах под замком
Ah, ... Oh my god... Well, at least he died Fresh.
F
Romulus: What shall we name this great city?
Remus: Reme
Romulus:
Remus:
Remus: 0:09
This is a great joke.
Very complex
Did it take more than a day to write?
Edit: this joke was about how Rome wasnt built in a day.
Im sorry I didnt word it properly.
@@oo3006 f
@@oo3006 ok buddy no need to get salty
@Alexis Eronmwon I wrote this at 3 am so the joke didnt come across well.
What the fuck are you guys arguing about. I was too dumb to understand @o o's joke so I didn't understand it at anyway. Epic move
When you're a random civilization within 500 miles of mongolia in the 1300s
Ahaha you're gonna refuse to pay us tribute? Well here's a man with the plaque we're gonna fling into your town 👉👉
@@homeworkbreak4237 nay you do not submit then they kill all men and take the rest as slaves
Steakthedog Gaming there are many options :>
Richard Lionheart: *besiege castle*
random french guy with crossbow:
Thank you King Richard, very cool
You would know, wouldn't you?
“Ces’t tragique! Ze king dead”
This is what you hear in the sky after the giant smashes you in Skyrim.
Finally a skyrim reference
Pfahahahaha nice one
Well damn I was hoping for The Moon from Ducktales
Trojan horse gets inside the gate.
Trojan soldier: "What is that music I hear?"
Huh?
Well that's bronze age but ok.
That happened 2500 years before this kind of music was a thing.
@@roadhouse6999 hes a little confused but got the spirit.
Wrong time period, buddy.
My Fellow: what type of Theatre music do you prefer to play or to listen to during spare time or during an actual play?
Thyself: It a quite difficult one to understand or to inform to you, I regret to say
My fellow: is it the one about the dance of the noble's death to his resting place?
Thyself: Yes, actually
@Doub Clashes - has thyself's tone of speech offend you? if so, a thousand apologies, fellow
Girl in the 1400s: Does simple magic trick
The church:
Centuries too early for witch hunting
Pro tip: if you rename this as Coffin Dance: Medieval Style you'll get more views since most people don't know the actual name of the coffin dance song
I totally agree with you. However........... I clicked on it anyways just because it said Medieval style, and when I recognized it, it was like busting a second nut without expecting it.
@@mrEofPlanetEarth Anything with "medieval style" in it is going to be the best thing ever, so I definitely agree with you!
Fax
No
@@teej0723 no what?
The enemy lord: *sends invading troops*
Me: *tries to recruit troops*
The PC: "Gold needed, my lord"
Me: 0:09
I can relate
Every game of Age of Empires 2 goes Like this for me
Nah I always hear "Wood needed"
King: *dies*
His Knights:
When a woman started playing got your nose with her kid
@@gt-hoverclown3338 the funny here is the church calling said woman a witch, which was common in the medieval era
@Ivan en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_burned_as_heretics
Ivan it's happened a lot around the Protestant reformation (I know this because I got a packet about it after we learned about the Protestant reformation ahhaha) but that's a bit late. I'm pretty sure it also happened in the 1300s tho....
@Ivan in the salem witch trials, no one was burned. Of the accused around 15 were imprisoned, 12 were hanged and one was squished by rocks which is one of the funniest stories ever, tbh
@Ivan you are correct, but they also had nothing to do with the spanish either, they were held in salem Massachusetts
People when a Roman soldier finds out they're Christian.
You're about 1100 years too early on that one.
@@roadhouse6999 what do you mean by that
@Jamie ok
@Jamie That's not my dog, that's me.
@Big Booty Master Romans weren't dead, their capital was Constantinople
This is what played at Romeo and Juliet's funeral
This should have much more likes.
Welcome to another episode of where quarantine has lead me today
Medievalise other meme songs! There is a lot more with the same amount of potency
Karel Benschop ALL STAR
i wanna see how he does SICKO MODE
Girl:accidentally do maths
Also girl:why do i hear boss music
Only after fifeenth century, and until nineteenth century. Before that, witch trials were unheard of, with few exceptions.
Like the trial of Joan D'arc, and she was later announced as not guilty by the pope, and became saint. Because it was basicaly lynch, that the English commited to spite the French.
“What if the earth revolves around the sun?”
What if the earth revolves around a flaming chicken?
"What if I contacted the council and reported this comment to them?"
@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen mmmm *spicy* chicc
@@our_illumination949 My gf
THY MY FIEND , YOU SHALL KNOW DEATH - CHURCH
When Byzantine AI takes back Anatolia in EU4
Ottomans:
That is probably rare than winning the lottery
Guy: *invents somthing*
The church:
@Glenna Smith my sweet summer child, soon you will learn of the real world
you : a pikemen chilling and vibing
Dodge Viper with a gun :
I doth proclaim thou hast won an internet upon this day.
Lol.. Hopefully there a priest nearby
wololo
I dont get it
@@xxxxxx5868 reference to a cheat code from Age of Empires. Entering the code would spawn said Dodge Viper with a cannon.
When you're a woman with a black cat and a few broomsticks in the 1600s:
More like 19th century. Witch trials were not practiced until Protestantism became a thing, and salem witch trials were conducted in 19th century.
Medieval people were more enlightened, and thought that magic didn't exist, and was simply sleight of hand. Popes even banned burning witches, saying that they are simply either insane or tricking people into believing in magic, but not actualy doing anything supernatural...
Witch trials were basicaly lynches. They were only conducted in lawless places, or when a king was a protestand barbarian... like one of the kings of Scotland...
Most of witch trials were conduted in Holy Roman Empire, which was basicaly a mess.
Jan Sitkowski thank you for teaching me
@ by 19th century you mean 17th century
@ Damn, witch trial resemble witch hunting in internet
@ Protestantism became a thing since the 30s year war. Trials were held in the 1600s not 19th century.
When you are a woman in medieval times and accidentaly think
@ Bruh its a joke, come back when you can spell actually.
@Warafare48
Exactly.
@ yes how dare someone make a joke burn the witch
@@PointsofData
Wait, wait. Burning is not for witches. It's reserved for heretics. Also jokes are not forbidden, Jesus himself was a known joker.
Also Witches are not supposed to be hunted, Magi are. And Magi are Zoroastrian Priests. Is he a Zoroastrian Priest?
No?
Then he is to be left alive.
@ ah yes
The famous Salem Zoroastrian Priest Hunts
I remember them well
The Ottomans: "HA! This little backwater of a fiefdom should be easy to take over!"
Vlad Tepes III:
_Hehe spikes go schluck_
Louis XVI : A revolution, what could possibly go wrong ?
France :
Except it wasn’t in the Middle Ages, The French Revolution was in 1789
@@DerpishDerp stupid weeb lol
Ostehøvelen ok boomer
Mdr
I actually prefer this to the original version.
Me too!
1340 people: only god can strike us down
Rats:
When a flock of young children claim to be possessed by’th thy Satan and accuse other peasants of witchery in 1692
their parents wer ekilled in the 30 years war, so they were suppose to disappear*
towns folks:
When the young squire who sits across thine table speaks to you and says: "Hark my friend, do not enter the monastery for you my friend are noble," and you do not bother to ponder his request:
When you lose a game on Stronghold crusader
When you decide to skip a day of church but you remember it’s 1478
That was pretty common at the time.
AyOO
*The Muslims:* "Lo! We have found the Holy Land!"
*The Latin Church:*
_Deus vult intensifies_
Musims some years later:
When you got a Medival Presentation, and you need music that would go with both the modern times and the medieval times:
How did it went?
Me: *Becomes ill in the Middle Ages*
The Medieval Doctors: 0:09
Habsburgs everytime someone dies and they get to inherit their lands:
THIS ONE!
This is my favourite commentxdd
When the witch survives the witch hunt
“His majesty Henry VII is looking for a 7th wife!”
The ladies in waiting:
POV: You forget to close the gates to Constantinople
When you realize your “cystic acne” is actually bubons.
Geralt: this ledge is just small, imma take some small shortcut
seconds later:
please PUT THIS TO SPOTIFY
When you kill a chicken in Skyrim and suddenly hear the bard of the village playing this
When you’re a woman and the crops don’t grow and you see the church gathering around the stake:
When you're a male of age and your country's rival wants that one region full with trees again.
When you accidentally punch a bee in Minecraft: 0:09
Some guy in the castle : *coughs*
The king, the queen, the jester, the troubadour, the bard, cooks, farmers, slaves, serfs, knights, children, governesses, lords, livestock, servants, workers, ecclesiastics, musicians, ostlers, healers:
When you're a Knight Templar and the French king doesn't feel like paying back the money you loaned him
Boy: *has widespread rupturing pustules all over his face and body*
The entire neighborhood:
when you discover the earth is round
If this doesn’t play at my funeral I’m not dying
What heresy is this? If you don't die, you can't be saved!
*sends pigeon to the nearest Inquisitor*
When you're chilling in Saxon England in the 9th century but you see some strange ships approaching the east coast.
when you are just a peasant during the first crusade
F
F
Fun fact: During the crusade, the Byzantine king said that the peasants would be pardoned of all sins in their life if they joined the crusade. It WAS a war draft, but not entirely mandatory. Because of that, some peasants WANTED to join the crusade, they weren't forced to
woman: hey i can show you a magic trick!
people in the 1500s :
When it's 1300s and you're 31 years old
"my time has come"
Nobody:
The entire comment section: * when people die in medival age*
Well yeah, what did you expect?
It's like going to a Russian meme video and not expecting people in the comments to make Russian meme jokes.
When you tell that the earth is round.
Factually incorrect
@@mqrkusbrand5494 You mean it's factually incorrect that the Earth is round or it's factually incorrect that people back then would have persecuted you for believing so?
@@pseunition6038 the second
Mqrkus brand wha? The church said NO STOP and persecuted them? Or at least did stuff to get them to stop saying that which could have included death
@@homeworkbreak4237 no that's actually a very common misconception
Me: wanna see a magic trick? *Does it at the same time*
Everyone:
When you are a peasant in medieval England and see multiple viking longboats heading towards your village
"Haha this girl is dumb! Whats 1+1?"
"Uhh. 2."
"Brb gotta call the king"
Probably the only time when a remix has made the song sound different/better without ruining it. Big props to you!
Shadow thank you so much!
When a Dark Souls-boss fight doesn't go as planed...
*mob
true story
POV: You are Boromir, heir to the throne of Gondor
and you get ambushed by genetically adavanced orcs
and one sees you and charges up his bow
This doesnt exists but still feel nostalgic, you can literally feel this.
When you are monk in Northumbrian sea side church and on the horizon you see dragon shaped ships.