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  • @Magentium
    @Magentium 8 месяцев назад +338

    Also on Spotify/Apple Music!
    open.spotify.com/album/1SpEnhpZujnfQcVVaCxUk8

  • @oleanderkazzy_
    @oleanderkazzy_ 4 года назад +9531

    Considering how expensive purple was back in the day, I'd say Purple Guy's a royalty

  • @KirbyatYT
    @KirbyatYT 7 месяцев назад +3748

    “‘Tis I”
    -Golden Frederick

    • @SolarEevee
      @SolarEevee 6 месяцев назад +261

      @tannerm3865I shall put ye back together

    • @SolarEevee
      @SolarEevee 6 месяцев назад +178

      @tannerm3865 the suits of armor in thine castle seem to engage in mischievous activities after nightfalleth

    • @Hand-to-handWombatCombat
      @Hand-to-handWombatCombat 6 месяцев назад +82

      It ith simply astounding to a decree how much a fellow sapien can withhold damage to thine skull without perishing

    • @justamicrowave5297
      @justamicrowave5297 6 месяцев назад +67

      thou shall not partake in the sins of the flesh with the fox.

    • @ItsMeConnor3
      @ItsMeConnor3 6 месяцев назад +79

      “Thy individual you should not have slain.”

  • @_what._.
    @_what._. 5 месяцев назад +1137

    « I tend to return. »
    - William "Mauve Fellow" Afton

    • @JP_VR
      @JP_VR 4 месяца назад +61

      “Tis I”
      Sir golden fredrickson

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 4 месяца назад +42

      Was that thy chomp of '87?

    • @Sleepless_dave
      @Sleepless_dave Месяц назад +14

      Of what acquaintance ho, elderly game

    • @joshmarks5789
      @joshmarks5789 Месяц назад +10

      Behold, I hast returned again.

    • @joejoerolltheweed
      @joejoerolltheweed Месяц назад

      "I have a rather high tendency of arriving at my original position after an inconvenience which offsets me from said location"

  • @Chase_the_Great
    @Chase_the_Great 6 месяцев назад +2100

    High Priest Marcus L’Piar: “Was that the grasp of teeth originating from thine year of our lord 1187?!?!??!”

    • @Just_a_dork
      @Just_a_dork 6 месяцев назад +45

      Underrated comment

    • @jjstarz7383
      @jjstarz7383 6 месяцев назад +85

      L’PIAR 😭😭😭

    • @arice8565
      @arice8565 5 месяцев назад +6

      best

    •  5 месяцев назад +24

      Archbishop is more appropiate, but golden consideration to take upon the wise words of the doctor in order to quote him, my friend.

    • @Cate1st
      @Cate1st 5 месяцев назад +7

      I MUST give the highest honor to this commenter in that I have in my possible power

  • @randombluepig8905
    @randombluepig8905 4 года назад +12799

    The Purple Piper who used his flute to lure kids into the cave outside the village

  • @giannispixelterrariauploads
    @giannispixelterrariauploads 4 года назад +13772

    medieval? damn, it really has been so long, huh.

  • @unlucky_grenade5
    @unlucky_grenade5 2 месяца назад +385

    Thy armor equipment tend to get a bit quirky at nightfall.
    -High Noble Phoneth Guy

    • @witha1
      @witha1 Месяц назад +7

      pigeon keeper

    • @SGtheArtist17
      @SGtheArtist17 Месяц назад +8

      “Good day, new tavern guard
      I am simply sending thy this letter as to assist you in your work of this first night of many.
      I have worked in this position before as well, as a matter of fact, I am finishing up my last night as I write this letter.”

  • @hsfox2792
    @hsfox2792 4 года назад +3715

    _Everybody's gangsta till Will Afton start appearing in history books._

    • @273dum2
      @273dum2 3 года назад +182

      When you follow the king's jester to the safeth roometh of the castle

    • @therealboomshlamian700
      @therealboomshlamian700 3 года назад +70

      He fount away to time travel in his spring bonnie suit now he will never get caught and kill the kings children

    • @273dum2
      @273dum2 3 года назад +38

      @@therealboomshlamian700 ball pit intensifies

    • @therealboomshlamian700
      @therealboomshlamian700 3 года назад +17

      And then you turn into dust

    • @Weird0_815
      @Weird0_815 3 года назад +21

      Yes and when u read it in class me and the boys " START SINGING ITS BEEN SO LONG"

  • @Cola_Sprite
    @Cola_Sprite 4 года назад +9381

    Everybody gangsta till you find a dead child in a knight armor

  • @Jafezy_JD
    @Jafezy_JD 4 года назад +3757

    Purple Guy goes back in time and accidentally killed his ancestors.

    • @DJ_yzefaJ
      @DJ_yzefaJ 4 года назад +127

      Wait, why is my hands fading?

    • @christianoclarit1727
      @christianoclarit1727 4 года назад +87

      @@DJ_yzefaJ *MR STARK, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD*

    • @rayennouira7676
      @rayennouira7676 4 года назад +66

      I see you have fallen into the grandfather paradox, allow me to explain.If purple guy went back in the past and killed his grandfather then his father wouldnt exist and neither would he. Therefore it is impossible for purple guy to go back in time and kill his ancestors :)

    • @Jafezy_JD
      @Jafezy_JD 4 года назад +32

      @@rayennouira7676 He's stuck in a loop

    • @rayennouira7676
      @rayennouira7676 4 года назад +22

      Jafezy JD perhaps .A loop of torment to pay for his sins; hell

  • @ToastBehindBeans
    @ToastBehindBeans 3 месяца назад +83

    "Thy armor stand does get abit bizzare during dark"

  • @benjaminalbright9379
    @benjaminalbright9379 3 года назад +118

    Markithplier: Wast yond the biteth of 87??!!

    • @kortne991
      @kortne991 Месяц назад

      This deserves more likes ngl

    • @ihavespoken9871
      @ihavespoken9871 Месяц назад

      Tis was actually the bite of 1187

    • @joeypickering5273
      @joeypickering5273 Месяц назад

      Was that thy olde grasp of teeth of 1187, I say!

  • @kriz1541
    @kriz1541 4 года назад +2520

    When thine children keep dying within the local diner of questionably flat bread loaves

    • @golden6743
      @golden6743 4 года назад +128

      "I SAY, GOOD SIR MINE BREAD IS QUESTIONABLY FLAT!"

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 4 года назад +74

      And thus, as a result of thine unfortunate mishaps, you must ensure that the diner is clear of any lawbreakers during the night hours.

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 4 года назад +2

      thy*
      (I think.)

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 4 года назад +14

      Don't forget thine grated mozzarella.

    • @hdjfhhjbfjdhjk4256
      @hdjfhhjbfjdhjk4256 4 года назад

      😂

  • @Incognito-co6og
    @Incognito-co6og 4 года назад +5845

    This comfirms how old william afton is on the series.

  • @kerfunkode9903
    @kerfunkode9903 8 месяцев назад +379

    As many have guessed, this is indeed the
    musical interlude that plays when your lanterns
    are extinguished in the first entry in the iconic
    fear-inducing stageplay series, Five Sequential
    Evenings at Sir Frederick Fitzgerald
    Fazbearington's Abode.

    • @aarushbaviskar2285
      @aarushbaviskar2285 3 месяца назад +7

      Good shit

    • @NottSaying
      @NottSaying Месяц назад +1

      keep thy lanterns lit

    • @robertperry934
      @robertperry934 Месяц назад

      Wait which toredo march video did you get this comment from I’ve been looking for it everywhere

    • @robindabank9062
      @robindabank9062 12 дней назад

      ​@@robertperry934If i could hazard a guess it might be the Musical Box version of Toreador March

  • @stargazer-elite
    @stargazer-elite 7 месяцев назад +581

    Sir Henry and Sir William owned a canteen named Sir Fredrick Fazbear’s pastry’s.
    The canteen had 4 trained animals that would perform for guests. There was a bear named Sir Fredrick as the name of the canteen and the three others were a bunny named Sir Bon Bartholomew, a chicken named Madame Chica and a Fox named Foxtrot which for some peculiar reason was a pirate.
    There was also two fur coats of another bear and bunny they were dyed yellow their names were Sir Freadbear and Sir Bon Benjamin.
    One day seemingly out of jealousy for his partner Sir William lead five children into the back room of the canteen while wearing Sir Bon Benjamin. He slayed all five of them and fed four of them to the animals and one he put into Sir Freadbear. When the local knights arrived they found no trace of the children. Soon after the incident the canteen was shut down and the four animals started acting different at night they would roam the canteen and Sir Fredbear started disappearing from time to time.
    Sir Henry noticed this and wrote a letter to the king asking if a knight could guard the canteen at night after the animals started acting strange. The king agreed and a knight was sent. Funnily enough the knights was Sir Michael the son of Sir William.
    Sir William wasn’t seen again after that little did the kingdom know he had just undergone a magical transformation into a monster. One night Sir William went back to the shut down canteen only to be met by the four animals and Sir Fredbear. It was the spirits of the children they came back to haunt him. In a quick attempt to scare them he put on Sir Bon Benjamin but the material used to sow the fur together tightened around him. As he was being strangled by strings he cried out in agony and begged for help. Soon the screams stopped. The five spirits were let free and the animals began to act normal again. But one of them refused to rest.
    Sir William would be left in that room for three decades and when Sir Henry and Sir Michael had forgotten almost all about him they were given a message. It said “Sir Fredrick Fazbears frightening thriller opening this week” someone was trying to make a quick bit of coins off the horror of their friend and father. Sir Michael went to become the Knight guard when he arrived the second night he noticed something. It was Sir Bon Benjamin but he looked rotten and there was a corpse inside. How could it be walking it was just a fur coat. No it was his father Sir William.
    Eventually Sir Michael burned the place down in hopes of putting his father down for good this time he knew it was him that slayed the children three decades ago.
    The end I’m not typing the entire thing lol

    • @TheRealLenin
      @TheRealLenin 6 месяцев назад +43

      Good story 10/10

    • @Mx.muffin
      @Mx.muffin 4 месяца назад +45

      This sounds like some Brother's Grimm story

    • @ggyt1234
      @ggyt1234 4 месяца назад +30

      Sir Fredbear Don't You Mean SIR FERDINAND VON BENARD

    • @druhproductions
      @druhproductions 4 месяца назад +12

      BRAVO SIR!! BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying during a standing ovation*

    • @toyota86s
      @toyota86s 3 месяца назад +15

      I mean, that was a big portion of it, only 17 more chapters, 38 tomes and 6 series left

  • @haiduongchau3748
    @haiduongchau3748 4 года назад +5947

    "A story long ago that in a pub, 5 kids was killed by the bartender and stuffed to the scarecrows..."

  • @3DolersM
    @3DolersM 4 года назад +9703

    purple guy: *murders another child*
    the child: " tis but a scratch"

  • @pendragon.-.
    @pendragon.-. 4 года назад +35

    *I love how the intro beat was an blacksmith and his hammer*

  • @CHKNSkratch
    @CHKNSkratch 4 года назад +754

    I wonder if the people of medieval times would consider this a bop

    • @sendprunes6801
      @sendprunes6801 2 года назад +64

      They would

    • @moedictatornoriega8475
      @moedictatornoriega8475 Год назад +39

      this doesnt need an answer

    • @pawpatrolonaroll
      @pawpatrolonaroll Год назад +30

      Anyone would consider this a bop.

    • @dylanisntvibing
      @dylanisntvibing Год назад +41

      They'd probably be confused on what the lyrics meant. What if we told them it's from a 2014 video game? Would they be even more confused?

    • @Aaadapro
      @Aaadapro Год назад +26

      ​@@dylanisntvibingI mean ofc because how tf could they know what a video game was

  • @sahal8928
    @sahal8928 4 года назад +8127

    Um so.....purple guy is a witch now?

    • @undertale786
      @undertale786 4 года назад +51

      ha

    • @undertale786
      @undertale786 4 года назад +56

      it me!

    • @sahal8928
      @sahal8928 4 года назад +68

      @@undertale786 oh hey me from another timeline!

    • @SlugOnTub
      @SlugOnTub 4 года назад +107

      Well he is giving life to metal, sooo for the people he is a witch

    • @grimlurker2244
      @grimlurker2244 4 года назад +33

      @@SlugOnTub that's sorcery!!

  • @thechocolateshoefiles9259
    @thechocolateshoefiles9259 4 года назад +996

    When a evil Prince murders local peasant children and stuffs them in suits of armour

    • @expiredbaguette4233
      @expiredbaguette4233 4 года назад +13

      Massacre?

    • @Gendor64
      @Gendor64 4 года назад +17

      The Man Behind The Slaughter good joke old sport, we all know you've been here before the dinosaurs.

    • @NathanP4rk
      @NathanP4rk 3 года назад

      Wait, more than the queen?

    • @dylanzlol7293
      @dylanzlol7293 3 года назад +4

      i imagine something like this happened in the medieval times but never was written and we never knew that.

    • @Anotheruser229
      @Anotheruser229 3 года назад

      @@ItIsLuna heh

  • @Poseidonyoyo
    @Poseidonyoyo 5 месяцев назад +8

    "I do say, the automnal beasts do seem to function differently at nightfall" - Message Lad, 1583

  • @Jared_Smith_99
    @Jared_Smith_99 11 месяцев назад +159

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE TAVERN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @bravekat8192
    @bravekat8192 4 года назад +1834

    Did you know that purple is a color of Royalty? Now I see why he's purple.

    • @keiyoros
      @keiyoros 4 года назад +39

      *Suprised pikachu face*

    • @garf5484
      @garf5484 4 года назад +6

      Really? Always thought it was orange

    • @pretzel_zzzp8919
      @pretzel_zzzp8919 4 года назад +5

      I thought purple was like a colour of mystery but that sounds right xD

    • @bravekat8192
      @bravekat8192 4 года назад +16

      @@Lunara344 Well I think he owned the place, but I may be wrong. I may need to go check up on fnaf again.

    • @alilordoftheskies5079
      @alilordoftheskies5079 4 года назад +4

      @@bravekat8192 He was the business half of the company, I believe

  • @eddietuite732
    @eddietuite732 4 года назад +1169

    Ivan the Terrible when he killed his son

    • @introvertedwrytard1594
      @introvertedwrytard1594 4 года назад +27

      Wait a minute. Are you talking about Ivan the 4th? If so, I wonder why do you call him "terrible"? "Грозный" Is more like "formidable" or maybe "fearsome"

    • @alexandranikou2028
      @alexandranikou2028 4 года назад +4

      this is so funny why doesn’t it have more likes

    • @anomaly5o5
      @anomaly5o5 4 года назад +2

      @Fortress of faith nice reference

    • @TheAnalatheist
      @TheAnalatheist 4 года назад +7

      Introverted Wrytard Terrible is supposed to mean that too, but is misunderstood.

    • @thecheeseyfork5919
      @thecheeseyfork5919 4 года назад

      wut is ur pfp lol

  • @thecowboybebop2071
    @thecowboybebop2071 5 месяцев назад +22

    *This indeed is the musical interlude that plays while you spend 5 sequential evenings at Sir Frederick Fazbearington’s Fine Dining*

  • @sonicsora22
    @sonicsora22 6 месяцев назад +19

    “No matter the fate befalling my person, I shall forever return anon!” -Sir William of Affinton

  • @rebbecawitt581
    @rebbecawitt581 4 года назад +891

    Is purple guy actually immortal and he was killing kids since the middle ages? Would sure explains why he always comes back...

  • @weronikas7983
    @weronikas7983 4 года назад +1488

    T'has been a while
    Since last hath I seen my son,
    Lost to this monster
    The knight behind the slaughter

    • @precypurlas6688
      @precypurlas6688 4 года назад +27

      Should have been The thief behind the slaughter or Dragon behind the slaughter coz monster?

    • @cadenthecadburyengine8198
      @cadenthecadburyengine8198 4 года назад +23

      I would think The Warlock Behind the Slaughter

    • @aspirer4017
      @aspirer4017 4 года назад +8

      @@precypurlas6688 They still called terrible people monsters back then, also Monster is not literal in the song, it's more like This terrible piece of crap that has human skin feeling.

    • @SlugOnTub
      @SlugOnTub 4 года назад +7

      nah fam it's the rat behind the plague

    • @ComeforthchildofmanandDIE
      @ComeforthchildofmanandDIE 4 года назад +1

      Yuki Dreemmur gacha is illegal

  • @hiddensaltshaker1662
    @hiddensaltshaker1662 Месяц назад +8

    I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING
    LEAVING MY SERF BEHIND
    NOW I SUFFER THE CURSE
    AND MY CROPS DIED

  • @catco123
    @catco123 4 года назад +18

    that one kid who survived:
    *Tis’ but a scratch.*

  • @GS-hz4yv
    @GS-hz4yv 4 года назад +2317

    Bruh FNAF was probably a play back then or something. Ironically, the animatronics were probably puppets.

  • @Exceperojo
    @Exceperojo 4 года назад +4717

    This would be the theme of an evil king in a movie

    • @achairwithinternetaccess996
      @achairwithinternetaccess996 4 года назад +288

      The king behind the slaving confirmed?

    • @koimeme
      @koimeme 4 года назад +179

      The monarch behind the kingdom

    • @JasonPegasus
      @JasonPegasus 4 года назад +30

      Lol, you are a slime boom

    • @nazantug8743
      @nazantug8743 4 года назад +8

      Nah

    • @Exceperojo
      @Exceperojo 4 года назад +17

      @@JasonPegasus yeah, i'm pretty addicted to slime rancher so...

  • @NorskaFjordskaOfficial
    @NorskaFjordskaOfficial 5 месяцев назад +20

    *Vikings when they see an innocent Anglo-Saxon village with children*

  • @princeoftara7091
    @princeoftara7091 19 дней назад +3

    I ponder what presence finds itself in that Iron maiden suit. Then again, a few of those mysteriums tend to be layed aside whilst yet to be unrolled.

  • @oceanman7176
    @oceanman7176 4 года назад +824

    The Purple Piper lured the childr’n to thy tavern and ensouled thee in suits of armour, unbeknownst that they would rise again

    • @samhyde3414
      @samhyde3414 4 года назад +2

      ._.
      u copied my man

    • @niono1587
      @niono1587 4 года назад +2

      nah

    • @sunkalish3390
      @sunkalish3390 4 года назад +9

      Dam not gonna lie this is better told than the first

    • @mojo607
      @mojo607 4 года назад +3

      Purple pipe

    • @sunkalish3390
      @sunkalish3390 4 года назад +2

      *WEED SONG PLAYS INTENSELY*

  • @thebigcivil776
    @thebigcivil776 4 года назад +179

    When thine iron golem gets possessed by a child’s spirit

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 4 года назад +1

      I want not to be the guy of wich is that but...
      thy*

    • @user-tw9uf9pn3g
      @user-tw9uf9pn3g Месяц назад

      Iron Golem? Broooooo nostalgia. Before my FNAF phase i was obsessed by Minecraft

  • @fartpoop5953
    @fartpoop5953 3 года назад +15

    "A' though for whomst may be concerned, the sh' adows are wait-ing for you."
    - Henry

  • @RoundBear-re9kd
    @RoundBear-re9kd Месяц назад +5

    "Thy shall witness mine return."
    -Sir William of Hurricane

  • @theriolulad4808
    @theriolulad4808 4 года назад +289

    "A magic, time traveling ball-pit."
    Pardon?

    • @SlugOnTub
      @SlugOnTub 4 года назад +3

      read the books then you will understand it

    • @tessabakker662
      @tessabakker662 4 года назад +1

      Fazbear Frights #1

    • @dibbingsauce
      @dibbingsauce 4 года назад +1

      *into thine pit*

    • @Nate-tx9fp
      @Nate-tx9fp 4 года назад

      D ib *which pit*

    • @iforgot303
      @iforgot303 4 года назад +2

      It is no wonder why an adaptation to such an excellent piece of music has been uncovered from a time centuries prior to the assumed released date. One might ponder upon such a situation. Could it truly be connected to the ball pit, or was the melody so powerful that it was destined to return. If the former is true then perhaps we might be able to utilise the ball pit for better deeds.

  • @YAGStiffy
    @YAGStiffy 4 года назад +845

    When some dude with a flute starts to lure children

  • @TheMaskedGermanMechanic
    @TheMaskedGermanMechanic 2 года назад +13

    Man .... what a banger. Never thought that a different version of a song could be this awesome.

  • @TipstoTheBest
    @TipstoTheBest 17 дней назад +2

    “The Armored Animals Do Tend To Get Bizarre During Dark Hours”
    - Messenger Guy

  • @sam4gaming135
    @sam4gaming135 4 года назад +833

    Polio when it sees un-vaccinated kids

    • @Gambler4067
      @Gambler4067 4 года назад +79

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      🛐⬜⬛🛐⬜⬛🛐
      🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
      🛐🛐⬛⬛⬛🛐🛐
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    • @hazclub1
      @hazclub1 4 года назад +9

      @@Gambler4067 how dare that only have one like. The second one is by me~

    • @hazclub1
      @hazclub1 4 года назад +29

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      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      The Emojis behind the Slaughter

    • @3173_Delta
      @3173_Delta 4 года назад +14

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      @revly8317 4 года назад +17

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      ⬜⬛⬛🟪⬜⬛⬛🟪🟪
      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪
      🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪
      🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪
      . 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪

  • @russkatherealoriginal6904
    @russkatherealoriginal6904 4 года назад +196

    When the Knight armors start moving and you see a noble wearing purple.

    • @spittyjr.2181
      @spittyjr.2181 Месяц назад +1

      Funny thing is, purple was actually only for nobles in medieval times because it was expensive to make purple clothing.

  • @The_Red_Spy_TF2
    @The_Red_Spy_TF2 7 месяцев назад +7

    Long ago, in Fredrick Fazington III's Castle, V children were taken from the dining hall to the wine cellar, where they were mudered, their bodies being hidden in the spare suits of armor.

  • @Wintertheicewing
    @Wintertheicewing 3 месяца назад +6

    What’s funny is that purple guy would probably be treated VERY well in the medieval times as purple was seen as a rare and rich color and was used in churches a LOT

  • @baitornot4697
    @baitornot4697 4 года назад +5805

    “Holy shit kid, don’t go near that dude, he’s the man behind the slaughter bro!”
    -Sun Tzu The art of war.

    • @jamespilgrim3774
      @jamespilgrim3774 4 года назад +91

      I want to do something clever with the tf2 soldier and this, but I can think of anything
      Any ideas?

    • @kaptainkrafter4130
      @kaptainkrafter4130 4 года назад +91

      As someone who has read most of his book, can confirm that quote is probably in there somewhere

    • @justwoosh
      @justwoosh 4 года назад +155

      "Bruh you kill children, thats pretty cringe bro"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of Meme

    • @LaboLad
      @LaboLad 4 года назад +43

      William Afton said that. And I think he knows a little more about slaughtering than YOU do, pal, because he invented it!

    • @_Content-Deleted_
      @_Content-Deleted_ 4 года назад +11

      James Pilgrim Don’t do it with the Soldier. Do it with Demoman. You know that one map of the castle? Yeah and why Demoman? Because Demoknight if you know what I’m saying (and his crazy sword charge. Just imagine him charging at kids to murder them)

  • @alexeiisgonee
    @alexeiisgonee 4 года назад +799

    Imagine William Afton
    *But he's in medieval France.*

  • @MaccyCheeze
    @MaccyCheeze 2 года назад +16

    1:07 this part slaps

  • @randomladdoingsomething
    @randomladdoingsomething 16 дней назад +1

    "i proclaim that this wretched event was infact the bite of 87!" - markus L plier

  • @rosiegamez2722
    @rosiegamez2722 4 года назад +186

    In the Whiterun Inn...
    × May I make a request?
    "I'll play it if I know it."
    × It's Been So Long
    "Ah, a classic."

    • @jasonhood8592
      @jasonhood8592 6 месяцев назад +2

      O: Good lordeth, why does THAT have to be playedeth as if the moment. I'm trying to forgeteth about the tragedy of 89th my good fellows in shining armour

  • @camillaea1182
    @camillaea1182 4 года назад +774

    My history teacher: does anyone know a medieval song??
    Me:

    • @elioself9037
      @elioself9037 4 года назад +12

      nobody does know one though... literally nobody

    • @anti-animeaktion8254
      @anti-animeaktion8254 3 года назад +7

      Elio Self I mean there are a bunch of church songs that were sung in medieval times and are sung today so people know medieval songs

    • @womp-womp-
      @womp-womp- 3 года назад +1

      @@anti-animeaktion8254 yeah, that perosn kinda dum-

    • @samsonrules855
      @samsonrules855 3 года назад +4

      Most medieval music that is recorded now are forms of gregorian chants, or their harmonized forms, called parallel or drone organums. You don't find most of those in churches nowadays, you find music from renaissance and baroque more modernly cuz they were better recorded, but medieval music wasnt very documented during that time period. Most people don't know specifics from medieval times, and similarly like this video, will call the music styles (moreso the instrumentation) medieval, not knowing the time periods of music history.
      Also elio self- i know a piece from medieval time period. Gaudette is a medieval piece that was a parallel organum.

    • @tutuanimacoes6220
      @tutuanimacoes6220 2 года назад +1

      @@elioself9037 saaalveeee...
      *REEEeeeEEegiiIInaaaa*

  • @dankmouse632
    @dankmouse632 4 года назад +13

    'tis the man whomst commited the slaughter of five children

  • @SteeIBrigade
    @SteeIBrigade Год назад +9

    I can imagine this as the credits song in some medieval movie.

  • @Keegstar
    @Keegstar 4 года назад +286

    I once looked up purple guy on Google and it said "Google would like to know your location"
    *im scared*

  • @alechome8021
    @alechome8021 4 года назад +145

    Imagine sitting on your throne, chalice full of the finest wine in all the highlands in your hand, your beautiful wife sitting beside you and your children merrily play with the jesters, all while looking over a prosperous kingdom and listening to your personal orchestra playing this.

    • @xxxswegmachinexxx4257
      @xxxswegmachinexxx4257 4 года назад +38

      I wouldn’t trust your kids with that jester

    • @5upertnt_ng73
      @5upertnt_ng73 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@xxxswegmachinexxx4257 especially if they wear purple

  • @thememebandit6767
    @thememebandit6767 Год назад +8

    WE MAKIN IT OUT THE GUILD WIT DIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😈😈

  • @lostmutt07
    @lostmutt07 4 года назад +7

    My English teacher would be 𝘊𝘙𝘠𝘐𝘕𝘎 tears of 𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘯 if he heard this. While he's reading 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘉𝘦𝘵𝘩 to the whole class.

  • @zackozga2411
    @zackozga2411 4 года назад +69

    A mysterious knight clad in purple came into town one day, slaying the young peasants and hiding the bodies inside of scarecrows.

  • @lupinsredjacket3191
    @lupinsredjacket3191 4 года назад +1850

    Ahh, yes.
    Sir William of Afton.
    The rogue knight of the Kingdom of Fazbear who parteth ways from glory.
    T'was a tragic tale,
    For he served the late, but noble, King Henry.
    However, all wasn't meant to be...
    For it was upon that fateful day, tragedy strucketh, the Kingdom of Fazbear shaken to it's core...
    Five young knaves had been slain that day.
    The slewn young fools had seeketh revenge upon their murderer after having been reborn as creatures of the forest, thanks to thee magical enchantments of the Great Wizard Cawthon.
    Traversing the verdant hills of England, the merry crew had faced many challenges. Hopelessness, despair, anger, and sadness, they all felt.
    Luckily, the five murdered young knaves had exacted their revenge upon the unlucky bloke; as the Great Wizard Cawthon had cast a spell upon Sir William to turn him into a golden hare as punishment for his evil deeds.
    And that, my children, is the story of Sir William of Afton.

    • @pickledpickle5254
      @pickledpickle5254 4 года назад +65

      That guy in the picture is The leader of the Norman-French army is 1066 AD

    • @pickledpickle5254
      @pickledpickle5254 4 года назад +51

      And the funny thing is, his name was William. who else’s name is william? PURPLE GUY

    • @sittiyarrianneibanez1210
      @sittiyarrianneibanez1210 4 года назад +47

      Well maybe the rouge knight William was running from the slain and put on cursed golden armour to defend himself but the cursed golden armour crushed him inside with spikes

    • @inktonythekaonashigaster6631
      @inktonythekaonashigaster6631 4 года назад +43

      Lest one forget the curse, that Sir William of Afton would continue his reign of terror upon those foolish enough to stumble upon the sacred woods.

    • @PhantomAyz
      @PhantomAyz 4 года назад +14

      This comment is underrated

  • @truskawus6694
    @truskawus6694 5 месяцев назад +1

    As an 1340 AD kid myself, this is a banger

  • @_sargentocoelho_4441
    @_sargentocoelho_4441 4 года назад +6

    _The plebeian responsable for the massacre._

  • @assassinshark2455
    @assassinshark2455 4 года назад +368

    Springlock in the middle ages.
    Purple Man: I'M MELTING!

    • @Nacho-ms2pw
      @Nacho-ms2pw 4 года назад +9

      purple man is oh yeah woo yeah returned in his true form

    • @happygamer_18
      @happygamer_18 4 года назад +1

      And then he just comes back as.. a uh melted abomination?

    • @tibiplague7727
      @tibiplague7727 4 года назад

      Assassin Shark nah purple man stuffed them into scarecrows

  • @storytimefoxy
    @storytimefoxy 4 года назад +527

    For some reason my mind pictured the purple guy in a medieval princess dress

  • @NEON69420
    @NEON69420 6 месяцев назад +3

    It has been ginormously a long while

  • @CementMixEater
    @CementMixEater Месяц назад +3

    The five knights of Fredricksons were stuffed with 5 children, each lured by the evil bard commonly known as William Afton

  • @crest3979
    @crest3979 4 года назад +114

    Story time !
    The queen has a son. The son was tricked into the forest and killed by the purple assassin, now the queen wants to revive her son. By doing so she's cursed as a scarecrow to revive her son into a Knights armor

  • @br4ss_crusader973
    @br4ss_crusader973 4 года назад +47

    2015: man behind the slaughter
    2020: medival man behind the slaughter

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 4 года назад +2

      2015:man behind the slaughter
      1765:medieval man behind the slaughter

    • @ohno778
      @ohno778 4 года назад

      Kinda ironic

  • @questionablegaming6336
    @questionablegaming6336 4 года назад +6

    "5 children have gone missing at freddy knightbears pizza. Customers report smell from knight suits"

  • @b-1battledroid674
    @b-1battledroid674 4 года назад +3

    The knight behind the slaughter

  • @kannathedragon7625
    @kannathedragon7625 4 года назад +1258

    When Afton actually comes back after getting springlocked :
    "Tis but a scratch"

    • @MomToDRS
      @MomToDRS 4 года назад +17

      I get the reference!

    • @FrenZyMusicReal
      @FrenZyMusicReal 4 года назад +6

      @@MomToDRS lol me too!

    • @dapope8152
      @dapope8152 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @iantran8595
      @iantran8595 4 года назад +8

      Ey my good man, ‘tis not a scratch, thou art bleeding out thine Chest, unbeknownst to thou might perish.

    • @teddybearkiller5271
      @teddybearkiller5271 4 года назад +6

      What behind the yellow rabbit?

  • @milkman4640
    @milkman4640 4 года назад +57

    Children: exists.
    Purple guy: execute them!

  • @therootbeerenjoyer
    @therootbeerenjoyer 2 месяца назад +3

    "I shall royally return!" -Thy Serf behind thou Masacre

  • @Shadow_aa
    @Shadow_aa 4 года назад +7

    Me da nostalgia escuchar esta canción en cualquier género

  • @Le_Sploingus
    @Le_Sploingus 4 года назад +76

    Remember, medieval is now a genre type thanks to these guys

  • @toneblocc
    @toneblocc 4 года назад +81

    it's been so long
    since i have last seen this music style

  • @user-xy4cx9ev9i
    @user-xy4cx9ev9i 5 месяцев назад +3

    The purple flute player who lured children into the forest, killed them there, and hid the armor of the dead soldiers inside. Over time, this flute player was sent to war and he suffocated in his armor... But do not forget that HE ALWAYS PLAYS HIS FLUTE.

  • @idkbruh6612
    @idkbruh6612 4 года назад +4

    _Everyone gangsta till a purple rat is caught walking around in the local diner_

  • @gameproplays5016
    @gameproplays5016 4 года назад +43

    This would’ve actually been a hit at the pub about 500 years ago

  • @dumpy5266
    @dumpy5266 4 года назад +53

    16 SECONDS
    WITCH BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

  • @captaincozmo8529
    @captaincozmo8529 Год назад +2

    The squire behind the slaying

  • @nonexistantman5797
    @nonexistantman5797 4 года назад +81

    *imagine how amazing music would be if we did have this in the medieval times*

  • @SquillyBR
    @SquillyBR 4 года назад +56

    It's been so long
    Since I have seen my king
    To the witch behind the slaughter

    • @pickledpickle5254
      @pickledpickle5254 4 года назад

      The thing thats funny is, That guy in the picture is from the battle of Hastings a medieval battle against The duke of normandy, a English army, And you guessed it, THE NORMAN FRENCH ARMY OF WILLIAM! Remember whos name is William? purple guy. So many people in the comments think its a witch lmao

  • @mysteriousstranger5873
    @mysteriousstranger5873 Месяц назад +1

    The man behind the plauge acts gangsta until the security guard pulls up in 15th century Milanese plate

  • @brodymadden75
    @brodymadden75 4 года назад +1

    This is actually the best remix / revamp of this song. Props to you

  • @sansunderpants6057
    @sansunderpants6057 4 года назад +113

    how Muslims see crusaders during the medieval age

  • @lettuceortomatoes6175
    @lettuceortomatoes6175 4 года назад +910

    Me: * trying so hard to not get sucked back in my fnaf phase *
    The video: *Imma end this whole mans career*

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 года назад +33

      I hated the fnaf fandom with a passion, the kids that goes to my Google plus just to send hate comments and me replying they're gay before deleting them, the unending songs of the man behind the slaughter and die in a fire, the people who only played the fnaf games because they think jump scares is horror, those were the days.
      Now I'm a better man, I learned not to enter such shitty communities, fnaf helped me to learn on not what to do in life and now it's coming back to haunt me.

    • @lettuceortomatoes6175
      @lettuceortomatoes6175 4 года назад +15

      @@HullsColby tbh the kids wasted their time sending hate comments to u also nice reply to their hate comments

    • @goldegreen
      @goldegreen 4 года назад +9

      mask todoroki
      mask todoroki

    • @lettuceortomatoes6175
      @lettuceortomatoes6175 4 года назад +10

      @@goldegreen hes prepared for corona

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 года назад +9

      @@lettuceortomatoes6175 Everyone needs to prepare, specially for *season 5 baby!*

  • @Yer___
    @Yer___ 6 месяцев назад +3

    We shall escape thy dungeon of childrens spirits with this one!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯

  • @The_Only_Aceman
    @The_Only_Aceman 2 месяца назад +1

    This enchanting tales exposition is the cornucopia of bread pureed tomatoes and curdled goats milk belonging to none other than the fabulous Fredrickson Fazingtonbear.

  • @masteryoda6010
    @masteryoda6010 4 года назад +384

    Purple man: murders child
    Internet: funniest stuff I’ve ever seen

  • @esthertanga7980
    @esthertanga7980 4 года назад +101

    This is what people in the future will hear when they listen to 2020's music
    Edit: it's not a lot but I appreciate the 58 likes guys thank youu
    Edit: why are people still liking this comment

  • @wasteofspace69420
    @wasteofspace69420 Год назад +2

    Tis’ the man behind the slaughter!

  • @Redacted2525
    @Redacted2525 2 месяца назад +2

    “Thine shall henceforth come back”
    Sir William Afton I of the kingdom of Fredrick

    • @solidsnake8008
      @solidsnake8008 Месяц назад

      'Tis of my disposition to return evermore.

  • @thedimondtimbs7297
    @thedimondtimbs7297 4 года назад +35

    when you send your children to the bard in purple and you see him pull a knife

  • @astralnerp9611
    @astralnerp9611 4 года назад +15

    I can just imagine Lord Farquad getting into the feels listening to this

  • @FusionPatriot
    @FusionPatriot 4 месяца назад +2

    William afton is so old, he was the first knight in England, the first dude to colonize north America, and the first guy to get out west to modern Utah

  • @xox4136
    @xox4136 Год назад +1

    "The male figure, with sword at the ready, doth stand steadfast, poised to unleash his fury upon the innocent children."