T's the arrival of the "ah, waiteth, nowt way, thou art kidding" Thou Gent didn't say what one think he did'th? did he? Andst Dr Dre spoke: Nowt thow Mongrel! Dr Dre been Hit'th with a bludgeon, locked in thy dungeon
I was waiting as well at a point i even felt pain xd...and then I realised it was already enough graceful on its own and just then I realised how epic it really was haha. Im still a bit mad xD
@@Jamesguillet stake burning would be accurate, there are certain notes that were believed to be able to summon the devil, they were called either tritone or the devils interval eminem uses them in nearly every song which I assume in his earlier music was to symbolise a connection with insanity through slim shady
@@havocfire1ten i thought that these notes were called devil notes because people back then didn't like how it sounded like. This means that people can use it, it's just that everyone will hate how that part sounded.
May I have gods attention please? May I have divine intervention please? Will the REAL Slim Lady Please Rise up? I repeat, will the REAL Slim Lady Please Rise up? we are gonna be having a problem here... y'all act like y'all never seen a white knight before. Arms all on the floor just like vikings bust in your door and started looting your cart worse than before when you were ignored, and was, throwing you over furniture. Its the Return of the ... Ah wait... no Say, you're grinning, He didn't just Lay withwhom I think he did, did he? and Pastor Dre Said... Nothing you Heretics, He locked up in my En-Crypt-ment. Lepardists Love Licking Ham. [Chicken,chicken,chicken] Slim Ladies, Im sick of em Look at em, walking around grabbing their you know what Flipping to you know who yea but they're so cute though yea probably got couple of nails in my helm loose But no worse than whats going on in your Sacred Ballrooms Sometimes i wanna get on stage and just let lead our goose, but cant but its cool for Sir John to ride a Dead Moose. My dump is in your cliffs, my dump is in your cliffs, and if ur lucky... i might drop in a little fish... and that's the message our fine gods gift and expect them not to know what a missionaris is. ofcourse theyre gonna know what a chorus is by the time they hit fourth year they got community charity don't they? We have nothing but handles, well, some of us in shackles, who cut other peoples hands off for stealing chickens [OOPS!] but if we can ride mules and antelopes, then there is no reason why a bat and cat can't be rode. [EWWW] But if you feel like I feel, I got the poison antidote Wizards wake your cauld-e-rons, light that fire high and it goes, (Chorus) Cuz Im the white wizard, yes Im the white wizard, all you other wizzas just imitatin, So wont the real strong Wizz please rise up, please rise up? (Chorus) White knight doesn't have to cuss to get records, well... I do, So shag them and shag you too. You think I give a Damn about an army? Half you Orcs cant even stomach me, let alone smell me... But Wiz what if you win? wouldn't It be weird? Why? So you guys could just lie to bait me here? So I can sit in jail and fight some bears? Paladin better switch me chairs So I can sit next to King Arthur and Altair. And hear them argue over who's slain the dragon first. Little Itch, Put me in a Bath in Bently "Yeah hes a brute but I think hes married to Gwenn" "Hihi" I should downgrade her horseshave and show the whole empire how she gave me an Evil Dead twin. I'm sick of your little barbarian tricks, All you do is annoy me. So I have written orders to DESTROY YOU. And there is a Million of us, Just like me, Who fight like me, who chop limbs just like me, who dress like me, Walk talk and drink like me, they just might be the next best thing, but not quite christianity.
@@infernus2438 2nd Earl of the Cadillac, 1st Baron of Detroit, 1st Count of Wayne, not to be confused with the Wayne family of the Gotham estate which is now known to have been a case of stolen identity by Bakkar of the Order of Saint Dumas of Lord Edmond Wayne
Eminem is descended from ninth century Welsh King Rhodri the Great the King of Wales who battled Saxons and Vikings in the 9th century. www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35830291/eminem-is-a-long-lost-relative-of-a-welsh-king-apparently
"i am lord Slim of the Shady clan, the authentic Slim of the Shady clan, all others who claim to be this man are fraudulent; will the true heir to the Shady dynasty standeth up? standeth up? standeth up?"
@@idahilmi2110 i never said it fit the Meter...i was just Translating the lyrics lol...Rammstein songs also "dont fit" once you take them out of German...
@@rtyuik7 I love Rammstein. They inspired me to start learning german. I wish I would've started learning german in 7th grade when I first found them. I'd be fluent by now. But you know, retrospect
*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me* *you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of* *i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman* *dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈 *any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇 *@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥 🔥
Not really. It lacks so many elements of medieval progression, and contains progressions that are completely atypical for the time period. Just because something is played upon instruments of the time, doesn't make it in the style of the period.
He'd be somebody's bitch. That drug addict isn't pulling no weight. The guy isn't even funny. Sometimes he doesn't go with the narrative & that attracts attention. But it's not funny. But I feel free to link some standup he's done & prove me wrong.
@@Keyofdistenyzgar "If Eminem was around in medieval times he'd be a court jester." That's what I'm talking about. It's the fucking top comment that you're replying to. Do you know what court jesters do?
I bid thee, wouldst the legitimate heir to the Shady dynasty do this court the honour of rising to thine feet? I repeat, would the legitimate heir to the Shady dynasty do this court the honour of rising to thine feet? We wilst has a difficulty here. Thee all act as though thou hast never seen a claimant with Papal support before, thine jaws all on the floor like mine knights all just breach'd thine fort, 'nd started sacking the town like its never been sack'd before, The pope refused him divorce, so he threw the whole church out, Twas the return of the, mine god; he surely didn't utter what I could sweareth he did did he? And Da Vinci said, nothing, thine imbeciles, Da Vinci's dead, just ask the pope, Ecclesiastics love lord eminem, Pray, pray, pray, lord Slim of Shady, I beeth sick of him, Crusading around, swinging his you know what, conquering you know who over in you know where, Waving thine banner, thine telleth truth but he beeth so pious tho, Yeah I probably gotteth a couple of nails of the true cross loose, But it beeth not a bit worse than what's goin on in the Byzantine emperor's bedroom, When mine humors be unbalanced I just wanna get in the town square and leteth loose, But cannot, though it be holy for the king of Spain to marry his own sis, Pope's hindquarters be on thine face, hindquarters on thine face, And if you're fortunate he might sell you an indulgence, Thus this beeth the message we preach to little squires, And expect them to not know what adam and eve do'eth,
I beeth lord Shady, yay, the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady, please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Yay, I beeth lord Shady, the legitimate lord Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So i bid rhe legitimate lord Shady, please rise up, I bid the, rise up! Lord Smith finds no need to curseth to gain applause and appraise, I counter, I do, so devil sodomize him, and you too, Thee assume I countenance royal praise? Fully one half of you monarchs can't stomach me, let alone knight me, "Milord if you win wouldn't it be the most queer occurance?" Why, so thee could'st just deceive me to gain mine presence? So I could be seated in the hall next to lady Spears of Brittany, I say, Christina of Aquitaine best be willing to switcheth thine chairs, So I can be instead seated next to Blackadder and Percy, And listen to them argue over whose phallus was pleasured firstly, Little harlot denounced me to the pope himself, "Yay he be pious but he also revoked my cousin's title, hee hee"
I ought to transcribe her utterances to parchment, Showeth the whole of christendom what a harlot she be, I beeth plagued by the existence of thine bard groups comprised of whelps and bitches, All thine do is frustrate me, thus the lord hast senteth me to destroy thee, I have a million soldiers just like me, Who march, slay and crusade like me, Who give nayeth a fuck like me, They beeth the next best to me, but they still be not quite me. Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
I beeth disconcerting to listen to, for I maketh the jests, Thee only maketh with thine trusted vassals in thine private rooms, Difference being, I get out in the feast hall and sayeth it in front of the royals, Furthermore, I be not false or smother mine words with honey, I just stand up and preacheth it, Regardless of if thee wilst admiteth it, I spit it, Better than nine out of ten of the bards out there, Then you wonder "why beeth our squres be on thine opium?" At the current rate I'll be the only one on crusade rapin', Pillaging towns like we beeth fighting for Odin, And I'm fighting, but this whole town of harlots isn't working, But I tell thee, every knight is but a lord shady in wait, He could be on the town watch, lettin' raiders through your border spots, Or roaming the eastern steppes, raiding, screaming "for the Tengri" With his camp down and his crossbow up, So willeth the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, And put one sword in each hand up, And be proud to beeth out on crusade and pillaging, I bid thee, once more into the chorus, how does it goeth?
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Ha ha, I guess there be a lord shady in all of us. Except lollard heretics. Sodomize the peasants, let's stand up!
" I am Sir Slim of the House of Shady Verily I hath proof of my lineage If a knave claimeth to be of the House of Shady He beeth an impostor If thou beest the true Sir Shady Wouldst thou rise? Wouldst thou rise? Wouldst thou rise?"
@@manubishe just imagine this Shakespeare guy on the track George Watsky: ruclips.net/video/l3w2MTXBebg/видео.html&ab_channel=NicePeter somebody make this happen
“Sir William Smith doesn’t has't to sayeth degrading remarks in his sonnets to selleth his poems. Well, i doth so disregard that gent and disregard thee too!”
@@Nantosuelta and said book didn't take it's inspiration from the very same time periods? The Hundred years war? Some other influences, along with people's description of the miracles done by their side, as if a man turned to dragon and advanced, or people disguised themselves as if their faces were swapped? We all know that a simple mind may see complicated events as beyond natural, m8.
*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me* *you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of* *i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman* *dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈 *any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇 *@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥 🔥
@@ericg_2025 you're kidding thou didn't just sayth what I think he did, did he? And the king said nothing you peasants the kings dead off with his head. Damsels love Eminem. Chick chika chicka slim shady I'm sick of him look at him hethering around with his you know what flipping thou knows what. Yea but he is so chivalrous though. Yea, I probably am a loggerhead. But no worse than whats going on in the popes bedroom. Sometimes I wanna get on stage and let loose. But I cant because they wanna put my head in a noose. This rum is on my lip, this rum is on my lips and if im lucky Ill have a few more sips, and that's the message thou delivers to the kids and you expect them not to know what a damsels clitoris is. Of course thou knowth what intercourse is by the time thee was working the fields I knew what a plow is. God made us mammals well some of us cannibals who slice others like animals if you can fuck a goat, then theres no reason that a squire and a squire cant elope if you feel like I feel then thou got thee antidote madens wave your under tunics cuse thou is not a unic Sing the bard how it goes.
*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me* *you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of* *i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman* *dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈 *any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇 *@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥 🔥
Lyrics by Dorian Winston: I bid thee, wouldst the legitimate heir to the Shady dynasty do this court the honour of rising to thine feet? I repeat, would the legitimate heir to the Shady dynasty do this court the honour of rising to thine feet? We wilst has a difficulty here. Thee all act as though thou hast never seen a claimant with Papal support before, thine jaws all on the floor like mine knights all just breach'd thine fort, 'nd started sacking the town like its never been sack'd before, The pope refused him divorce, so he threw the whole church out, Twas the return of the, mine god; he surely didn't utter what I could sweareth he did did he? And Da Vinci said, nothing, thine imbeciles, Da Vinci's dead, just ask the pope, Ecclesiastics love lord eminem, Pray, pray, pray, lord Slim of Shady, I beeth sick of him, Crusading around, swinging his you know what, conquering you know who over in you know where, Waving thine banner, thine telleth truth but he beeth so pious tho, Yeah I probably gotteth a couple of nails of the true cross loose, But it beeth not a bit worse than what's goin on in the Byzantine emperor's bedroom, When mine humors be unbalanced I just wanna get in the town square and leteth loose, But cannot, though it be holy for the king of Spain to marry his own sis, Pope's hindquarters be on thine face, hindquarters on thine face, And if you're fortunate he might sell you an indulgence, Thus this beeth the message we preach to little squires, And expect them to not know what adam and eve do'eth, I beeth lord Shady, yay, the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady, please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Yay, I beeth lord Shady, the legitimate lord Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So i bid rhe legitimate lord Shady, please rise up, I bid the, rise up! Lord Smith finds no need to curseth to gain applause and appraise, I counter, I do, so devil sodomize him, and you too, Thee assume I countenance royal praise? Fully one half of you monarchs can't stomach me, let alone knight me, "Milord if you win wouldn't it be the most queer occurance?" Why, so thee could'st just deceive me to gain mine presence? So I could be seated in the hall next to lady Spears of Brittany, I say, Christina of Aquitaine best be willing to switcheth thine chairs, So I can be instead seated next to Blackadder and Percy, And listen to them argue over whose phallus was pleasured firstly, Little harlot denounced me to the pope himself, "Yay he be pious but he also revoked my cousin's title, hee hee" I ought to transcribe her utterances to parchment, Showeth the whole of christendom what a harlot she be, I beeth plagued by the existence of thine bard groups comprised of whelps and bitches, All thine do is frustrate me, thus the lord hast senteth me to destroy thee, I have a million soldiers just like me, Who march, slay and crusade like me, Who give nayeth a fuck like me, They beeth the next best to me, but they still be not quite me. Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! I beeth disconcerting to listen to, for I maketh the jests, Thee only maketh with thine trusted vassals in thine private rooms, Difference being, I get out in the feast hall and sayeth it in front of the royals, Furthermore, I be not false or smother mine words with honey, I just stand up and preacheth it, Regardless of if thee wilst admiteth it, I spit it, Better than nine out of ten of the bards out there, Then you wonder "why beeth our squres be on thine opium?" At the current rate I'll be the only one on crusade rapin', Pillaging towns like we beeth fighting for Odin, And I'm fighting, but this whole town of harlots isn't working, But I tell thee, every knight is but a lord shady in wait, He could be on the town watch, lettin' raiders through your border spots, Or roaming the eastern steppes, raiding, screaming "for the Tengri" With his camp down and his crossbow up, So willeth the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, And put one sword in each hand up, And be proud to beeth out on crusade and pillaging, I bid thee, once more into the chorus, how does it goeth? Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin, So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up! Ha ha, I guess there be a lord shady in all of us. Except lollard heretics. Sodomize the peasants, let's stand up!
"Willst the Real Slimmest Shady Please Rise?" "Thoust act as thou hast not seen a Saxon before! Jaws on the quarry, first and before the Lord, like Henry came through the door and began to flog the peasents to the floor." "Thou has Returnst of the, wait, pray, did thoust speakst what thine said?" "Spinsters adore M of the M, prattle prattle prattle Slim Shady look at his character, speakst horridly, he accosts his member, but, pray tell, thoust believes he is admirable?"
@@BillViolator The reason I said that was, Eminem refers to all white people in the song, and not English people exclusively. That's the same reason why Dennis said what he said.
They seriously need to make music videos of these bardcore songs featuring the original artists with everyone dressed in Medieval garb, a band of minstrels dropping the beat in the background, and all the dancing happening across the Royal Ballroom.
*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me* *you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of* *i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman* *dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈 *any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇 *@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥 🔥
I was having a bad day today and to divert my mind I was furiously searching through homepage to find videos to calm myself. And this one pops up, I watch it. I remember a time when a person said Eminem's music "can't" be calming to anyone. Thanks to you now it actually is, and one just needs a different perspective to understand it. I instantly subscribed. Please keep up the work, thank you.
I was having a bad day today and to divert my mind I was furiously searching through homepage to find videos to - calm myself And this one pops ut, i watch it. I remember a time when a person said Eminem's music "can't" be calming to anyome. Thanks to you now it actually is and one just needs a different perspective to understand it. I instantly subscribed. Please keep up
Ah yes, the greates compositors of the dark ages. Gracili Umbra, Alchemist Dre, L Denarios, Snoop Canis, Famosus M.A.G.N.U.M, Glacies Cubus, Methodo Vir and Prodigium. Absolute legends.
*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me* *you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of* *i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman* *dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈 *any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇 *@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥 🔥
Quia realis Shady Ego sum , Ita vero realis Shady sum, et Vos Slim Shadys justi imitandi sunt. Realis Slim Shady posse, placet, consurge, consurge, consurge? Edit: If my latin teacher finds me She's going to fucking kill me, I forgot 3rd person plural, Latin ABC. I'm sorry Magistra
@@ik6non712 I'm no so sure they did. I think it was a group effort - trade was everyones common goal so the silk road came into being when everyone realised that they could trade back and forth.
'tis a bopeth of utmost extravagance as the slim is bestowed upon with the absence of light, of which is shade. fare morrow, fair lads and lassies as I shall be enveloped in the sheer beauty and grace of this global justice thy Beedle hath crafted with the hands of a bard.
This reminds me of my childhood when we were dancing to this, people plaguing in the streets, dying of starvation and rat bites but we didn’t care. I forgot to milk the goat so I wasn’t allowed to go outside until I’d milk them. So I’d milk them fast to go meet up with my first live Bartholomew higglesbender
![Shakira - Hips Don't Lie [Bardcore / Medieval Style Cover]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WIx4srqU3BE/mqdefault.jpg)
“Thou act as if thou hast never seen an Anglo-Saxon before”
Rushes about the floor like Sir Godwin doth burst through the door,
And hurled a seax into a whore
and rode off on a horse to another villager (Agh!)
@@thebadshave503 Keep this going i'm in fucking tears!
T's the arrival of the "ah, waiteth, nowt way, thou art kidding"
Thou Gent didn't say what one think he did'th? did he?
Andst Dr Dre spoke: Nowt thow Mongrel!
Dr Dre been Hit'th with a bludgeon, locked in thy dungeon
FUCKETH YOU DEBBY!
@@thebadshave503 "And hurled a seax into a whore"
Everich be a brigand but 'till seaxes be flying...
The best rappers of the medieval ages were Slender Shadow, Alchemist Dre, 50 Shillings, and Snoop Hound
Lmfao
Underrated for sure xD
50 shillings, im ded xd
Y'all forgetting amaru Machiavelli 😂
I died at 50 shillings 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The pope doesn’t have to cuss in his ballads to sell records, well I do, so have at him and have at thee too
You think I give a damn about a Vatican? Half of you heretics can't even worship him, let alone stand him.
Stop 😂😭
@@scandaloussam 😂😂 I wish I could give you an award
Nudge, Sam you both brilliant 😂😂😂😂
@@scandaloussam Why would pagans worship a guy who fuckin hates them? We'll have at him soon ^^
"Will the real slim shady please stand up?"
- Sir Marshall Mathers Bruce III, 1073
Sir Marshall Mathers Bruce the I
Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Thou' shalt be in awe of Sir Marshall Mathers's revelation!
Sir Marshall Mathers Bruce -XIX
Marshall, son of Mathers
Will the Real Slim Shady please arise!
Wilst the true Slender Shadow announce himself?
@@TheSquidPro We shall have to confront a problem that has arisen.
@@TheSquidPro Close It's actually wilst thou trueth slender shadow please arise?
I got the 1 thousandth like. I got proof and screw yall if ya dont believe me 😁
Thy authentic slim shady
“... just ask Alchemist Dre, he’s confined to my larder.”
Malady curer Sir Dre-drick
Doth thou mean Apothecery Dre?
Omg
@@juggalox1000 ye olde apothecery.
@@juggalox1000
Apothecary Dre do be a confirmed alchemist of bardcraft.
“My hindquarters are situated upon thou lips, and if my timing is fortuitous then perhaps thou will give it a kiss.”
AW
bro gold
That's awesome
genius!
....then perhaps thou mayest givith it a kiss
"And thine physician Dre said thus: Absolutely nothing, ye fools! Yon physician Dre is slain, for he hath been locked in mine cellar!"
If something like this actually dropped during that time, people would have lost their shit.
That why people would be to powerful with time travel
That why people would be too powerful with musical talent
@@jacobhoover1654
Like the Pied Piper?
Jacob Hoover that why people would be to powerful with joe mama
@@tylerarnold3971 You get it. Tyler fucking gets it
It took me two minutes to realise there weren't gonna be any lyrics.
I was waiting as well at a point i even felt pain xd...and then I realised it was already enough graceful on its own and just then I realised how epic it really was haha.
Im still a bit mad xD
yep i was disappointed
XD Same
Same
Cant tell you how disapointed that made me.
Just imagine going back in time and translating modern music hits into ye olden style and becoming THE most renowned musician in the medieval era
Reminds me of Bioshock Infinite.
That or burned at the stake
@@Skaggs666 my bet would be stake burning lol. Though the first option would be great
@@Jamesguillet stake burning would be accurate, there are certain notes that were believed to be able to summon the devil, they were called either tritone or the devils interval eminem uses them in nearly every song which I assume in his earlier music was to symbolise a connection with insanity through slim shady
@@havocfire1ten i thought that these notes were called devil notes because people back then didn't like how it sounded like. This means that people can use it, it's just that everyone will hate how that part sounded.
May I have gods attention please?
May I have divine intervention please?
Will the REAL Slim Lady Please Rise up?
I repeat, will the REAL Slim Lady Please Rise up?
we are gonna be having a problem here...
y'all act like y'all never seen a white knight before.
Arms all on the floor
just like vikings bust in your door
and started looting your cart worse than before
when you were ignored,
and was,
throwing you over furniture.
Its the Return of the ...
Ah wait... no Say, you're grinning,
He didn't just Lay withwhom I think he did, did he?
and Pastor Dre Said...
Nothing you Heretics,
He locked up in my En-Crypt-ment.
Lepardists Love Licking Ham.
[Chicken,chicken,chicken]
Slim Ladies, Im sick of em
Look at em, walking
around grabbing their you know what
Flipping to you know who
yea but they're so cute though
yea probably got couple of nails in my helm loose
But no worse than whats going on in your Sacred Ballrooms
Sometimes i wanna get on stage
and just let lead our goose, but cant
but its cool for Sir John to ride a Dead Moose.
My dump is in your cliffs, my dump is in your cliffs,
and if ur lucky... i might drop in a little fish...
and that's the message our fine gods gift
and expect them not to know what a missionaris is.
ofcourse theyre gonna know what a chorus is
by the time they hit fourth year
they got community charity don't they?
We have nothing but handles,
well, some of us in shackles,
who cut other peoples hands off for stealing chickens
[OOPS!]
but if we can ride mules and antelopes,
then there is no reason why a bat and cat can't be rode.
[EWWW]
But if you feel like I feel,
I got the poison antidote
Wizards wake your cauld-e-rons,
light that fire high and it goes,
(Chorus)
Cuz Im the white wizard, yes Im the white wizard, all you other wizzas just imitatin,
So wont the real strong Wizz please rise up, please rise up?
(Chorus)
White knight doesn't have to cuss to get records, well... I do,
So shag them and shag you too.
You think I give a Damn about an army?
Half you Orcs cant even stomach me,
let alone smell me...
But Wiz what if you win? wouldn't It be weird?
Why?
So you guys could just lie to bait me here?
So I can sit in jail and fight some bears?
Paladin better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to King Arthur and Altair.
And hear them argue over who's slain the dragon first.
Little Itch,
Put me in a Bath in Bently
"Yeah hes a brute but I think hes married to Gwenn" "Hihi"
I should downgrade her horseshave and show the whole empire how she gave me an Evil Dead twin.
I'm sick of your little barbarian tricks,
All you do is annoy me.
So I have written orders to DESTROY YOU.
And there is a Million of us,
Just like me,
Who fight like me, who chop limbs just like me,
who dress like me,
Walk talk and drink like me,
they just might be the next best thing,
but not quite christianity.
Genius...
This gem deserves more likes
Dude you better record this
bro record it and put this music in background it's gonna be fire.
Jesus Christ 😍😍😍 You turned a hood classic to a choir classic ! Brilliant 👏👏👏
"And Charlemagne said... nothing, you idiots!
Charlemagne is dead, he's locked in my basement!"
The bishop of Aachen
Best comment so far!
*locked in my dungeon
Ehre
I'm very much alive!
😂😂
Marshall Mathers really does sound like a Medieval Squire's name
His full name is Marshall Mathers the Third. I'm serious
@@obviously1871 Yep, "Marshall Bruce Mathers III"
@@infernus2438 2nd Earl of the Cadillac, 1st Baron of Detroit, 1st Count of Wayne, not to be confused with the Wayne family of the Gotham estate which is now known to have been a case of stolen identity by Bakkar of the Order of Saint Dumas of Lord Edmond Wayne
@@infernus2438 "Order of St Dumas" 👀 not again
Eminem is descended from ninth century Welsh King Rhodri the Great the King of Wales who battled Saxons and Vikings in the 9th century.
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35830291/eminem-is-a-long-lost-relative-of-a-welsh-king-apparently
Imagine this was played back then in every castles at the kings birthday
The castle is on fire sire
The King would probably put his bum on the stewards while singing
The fire on that castle would be worst than the one on notre dame!
Lit af
@@gurikasemit underrated
Two harlots wander outside! Wander outside! Wander outside!
This needs more likes
Wrong song, but I get the gist 😉
@@natalie6117 dang I haven't listened to eminem in a long while. 😆😆😆😆😆
Wandreth hither
He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit
"i am lord Slim of the Shady clan, the authentic Slim of the Shady clan, all others who claim to be this man are fraudulent; will the true heir to the Shady dynasty standeth up? standeth up? standeth up?"
@@idahilmi2110 i never said it fit the Meter...i was just Translating the lyrics lol...Rammstein songs also "dont fit" once you take them out of German...
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
@@idahilmi2110 not translation, just interpretation.
Made my day x
@@rtyuik7 I love Rammstein. They inspired me to start learning german. I wish I would've started learning german in 7th grade when I first found them. I'd be fluent by now. But you know, retrospect
When the King’s bard gets accused of witchcraft for spitting pure flames
*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me*
*you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of*
*i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman*
*dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈
*any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇
*@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥 🔥
Diamonds can be broken with a hammer, they aren’t indestructible, dumbass.
@@Juniorgrimes cringe
Underrated comment.
"Yea, thoust doth seemst to be spitting."
Imagine if eminem rapped in medieval times.
Lords throughout the land:
This outrageous rhyming and audacity will lead to beheading
Mom's spaghetti
Getting head, guillotine
So no head?
google what flyting was
Dookie Shoes I been knowing my boy cricket 27 years!
This actually sounds like a legit medieval song
That is exactly what I thought . The instrumental alone for the original song didn’t sound modern at all. I enjoy the instrumental for this song .
you a 1100's kid? same
Not enough drone. Hurdy gurdies and the other instruments of its kind didn't produce continuous tones without reason.
They all do
Not really. It lacks so many elements of medieval progression, and contains progressions that are completely atypical for the time period. Just because something is played upon instruments of the time, doesn't make it in the style of the period.
The flute sections went hard
oboe was epic
Fr bro
@@s0mekindof Oboe Trice
Jokes aside, imagine how cool this music would be for the medieval people
They would be bumping this
Its pretty cool for modern people, i think.
Did you comment in the "why you shouldn't stand beneath a snow covered roof" by RT video?
Well damn, the vibe has officially been killed
@@lianae8674 I know right, like sheesh.
That was epic. I could see this played in a rowdy, seedy tavern
I frequent only the rowdiest and most seedy
Kind of sounds arabic at the begining as well
Did you mean "shady" tavern? 😏
@@zaenoch5889 I thought the same.
Have the 666th like to your comment, Sirrah.
i remember the huge radioplay this song got back in 1208-1210 A.D. This song was everywhere.
everybody gangsta till the Bard's start spits some rhymes.
Spitting Logos, no mythos.
🤔 idea for an epic bard in D&D 😆
No rhymes were said tho
Shakespeare droppin bars
I have a feeling if Eminem were around in medieval times, he'd be a court jester
He'd be somebody's bitch. That drug addict isn't pulling no weight. The guy isn't even funny. Sometimes he doesn't go with the narrative & that attracts attention. But it's not funny.
But I feel free to link some standup he's done & prove me wrong.
@@ClickClack_Bam eminem is not a comedian. What are you talking about?
@@ClickClack_Bam WTF is wrong with you
@Freaky Thing Were you holding your nose white you typed that fanboy?
@@Keyofdistenyzgar "If Eminem was around in medieval times he'd be a court jester."
That's what I'm talking about. It's the fucking top comment that you're replying to.
Do you know what court jesters do?
"Sire what would thou liketh to listen to?" "That magical hymn from wonderful kingdom of Detroit. "
Thy own laughter is causing me to cease existence
Enchanted numerical 313
"wonderful Detroit" AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
@@zombiechow9974 it honestly is rn. city making a resurgence
Honestly the people’s clapping sound make it so much more intense
I can picture them dancing around and clapping so intensely
hahaha like horses led astray in the ball room, and the lions den entrapment left unlocked , would be quiete mad
The ladies in waiting dancing to this
I bid thee, wouldst the legitimate heir to the Shady dynasty do this court the honour of rising to thine feet? I repeat, would the legitimate heir to the Shady dynasty do this court the honour of rising to thine feet?
We wilst has a difficulty here.
Thee all act as though thou hast never seen a claimant with Papal support before, thine jaws all on the floor like mine knights all just breach'd thine fort, 'nd started sacking the town like its never been sack'd before,
The pope refused him divorce, so he threw the whole church out,
Twas the return of the, mine god; he surely didn't utter what I could sweareth he did did he?
And Da Vinci said, nothing, thine imbeciles, Da Vinci's dead, just ask the pope,
Ecclesiastics love lord eminem,
Pray, pray, pray, lord Slim of Shady, I beeth sick of him,
Crusading around, swinging his you know what, conquering you know who over in you know where,
Waving thine banner, thine telleth truth but he beeth so pious tho,
Yeah I probably gotteth a couple of nails of the true cross loose,
But it beeth not a bit worse than what's goin on in the Byzantine emperor's bedroom,
When mine humors be unbalanced I just wanna get in the town square and leteth loose,
But cannot, though it be holy for the king of Spain to marry his own sis,
Pope's hindquarters be on thine face, hindquarters on thine face,
And if you're fortunate he might sell you an indulgence,
Thus this beeth the message we preach to little squires,
And expect them to not know what adam and eve do'eth,
I beeth lord Shady, yay, the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady, please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, the legitimate lord Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So i bid rhe legitimate lord Shady, please rise up, I bid the, rise up!
Lord Smith finds no need to curseth to gain applause and appraise,
I counter, I do, so devil sodomize him, and you too,
Thee assume I countenance royal praise?
Fully one half of you monarchs can't stomach me, let alone knight me,
"Milord if you win wouldn't it be the most queer occurance?"
Why, so thee could'st just deceive me to gain mine presence?
So I could be seated in the hall next to lady Spears of Brittany,
I say, Christina of Aquitaine best be willing to switcheth thine chairs,
So I can be instead seated next to Blackadder and Percy,
And listen to them argue over whose phallus was pleasured firstly,
Little harlot denounced me to the pope himself,
"Yay he be pious but he also revoked my cousin's title, hee hee"
I ought to transcribe her utterances to parchment,
Showeth the whole of christendom what a harlot she be,
I beeth plagued by the existence of thine bard groups comprised of whelps and bitches,
All thine do is frustrate me, thus the lord hast senteth me to destroy thee,
I have a million soldiers just like me,
Who march, slay and crusade like me,
Who give nayeth a fuck like me,
They beeth the next best to me, but they still be not quite me.
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
I beeth disconcerting to listen to, for I maketh the jests,
Thee only maketh with thine trusted vassals in thine private rooms,
Difference being, I get out in the feast hall and sayeth it in front of the royals,
Furthermore, I be not false or smother mine words with honey,
I just stand up and preacheth it,
Regardless of if thee wilst admiteth it, I spit it,
Better than nine out of ten of the bards out there,
Then you wonder "why beeth our squres be on thine opium?"
At the current rate I'll be the only one on crusade rapin',
Pillaging towns like we beeth fighting for Odin,
And I'm fighting, but this whole town of harlots isn't working,
But I tell thee, every knight is but a lord shady in wait,
He could be on the town watch, lettin' raiders through your border spots,
Or roaming the eastern steppes, raiding, screaming "for the Tengri"
With his camp down and his crossbow up,
So willeth the legitimate lord Shady please rise up,
And put one sword in each hand up,
And be proud to beeth out on crusade and pillaging,
I bid thee, once more into the chorus, how does it goeth?
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Ha ha, I guess there be a lord shady in all of us. Except lollard heretics.
Sodomize the peasants, let's stand up!
Fuck me I did the whole song. Why, god only knows.
Friend: what type of music do you listen to?
Me: It's complicated
Copied
I laugh
Lmfao
As if BardCore is not popular
a lot of satirical/meme music ends up being bangers
" I am Sir Slim of the House of Shady
Verily I hath proof of my lineage
If a knave claimeth to be of the House of Shady
He beeth an impostor
If thou beest the true Sir Shady
Wouldst thou rise?
Wouldst thou rise?
Wouldst thou rise?"
😂
Túrin
😝
Avast! It was ever thus...
Boom they got a part of the lyrics! now they need to add vocals to this! XD
the Slender Shadow
If your still listining 4000 years later, your a legend
When do you think the medieval ages were?
@@brendansenior5181 lol he doesn't know
It was only a hundred something years ago
@@Bunihime more like 800-900 years ago
@@Brekbo7826 It wasn't a message for us. It's for later generations!!
we're gonna need a full track with a medieval rap translation and a videoclip
Eminem in a saxon suit
U gonna need some bucks to support that production.
@@manubishe just imagine this Shakespeare guy on the track
George Watsky: ruclips.net/video/l3w2MTXBebg/видео.html&ab_channel=NicePeter
somebody make this happen
@@alexandrenunes8237 if I was rich I'd pay for that!!
“Sir William Smith doesn’t has't to sayeth degrading remarks in his sonnets to selleth his poems. Well, i doth so disregard that gent and disregard thee too!”
lmao underrated
Lmao
This really makes you feel how disrespectful the word disregard used to be lolol
"I disregard thee!"
Everyone: *GASP*
Omg Shakespeare!! So good 😅😅😅
*Abyssinian Smith
When someone asks who’s the heir to the iron throne and like five other people stand up with you
Lol or anything about the 'last living Stark' right before copping a 'Needle' to the vitals
This is based on real medieval music not some stupid tv show/book series
@@Nantosuelta it's called a joke, oh wise Egyptian god of the moon. You do know what that is, don't You?
@@Nantosuelta and said book didn't take it's inspiration from the very same time periods?
The Hundred years war?
Some other influences, along with people's description of the miracles done by their side, as if a man turned to dragon and advanced, or people disguised themselves as if their faces were swapped?
We all know that a simple mind may see complicated events as beyond natural, m8.
Usually these sound MAD different but It’s mad funny how close this one actually sounds to the original
yea just the drum-like units missing....otherwise it's close
"You can't just make a medieval style cover of modern rap"
Beedle The Bardcore: "Holdeth mine mead"
😂
Beedle the Bardcore: In fact, witchcraft permits me to do so, whether thou dost agree or no.
🥴 drunk asl starts to orchestrate a masterpiece 😭🤣
My parents are *very* tired of me quoting this, but I f*cking love it!!
Sound's more Renaissance but I'll take it.
Imagine a crowd of medivial people headbanging to this.
A croud of blonde medieval men dressed in white tunics
Pfff, m'am, headbang is for metal ONLY FOR METAL, HAIL SATAN
Peasants! 'tis the songs of kings and royalties.
Someone should really do a mv concept like this
*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me*
*you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of*
*i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman*
*dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈
*any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇
*@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥 🔥
Did I need this? No
Did I search for this ? No
Did it listen to the whole thing!?...yes
Did I Listen*
Jesse The King cool
Did it listen to the whole thing!?..No
I searched for this 😂
420 leave it at that
I love the flute in this. The whole song is very well composed, it sounds like an authentic medieval song but is also easily recognizable.
Thou shouldest make thyself a Spotify playlist for thy bangers, my brother.
*Thou shouldst. But also: yes.
Doth Beedle force us to purchase subscriptions to RUclips Music? Nay, I shall not do it!
@@samuelvink1482 You don't need to pay to have RUclips Music you know?
Aye
I hear you >> open.spotify.com/playlist/2GRyHu87tOIsafh3LoQmRA?si=7ae0c1c011504fe1 🙏
This song hit me harder than black death..
You're a real Shady?
Black metal or death metal?
Too soon...
420th like
@@trioe65 So wait. Are you telling me Lucifer(Archangel and Satan) is real Shady?
'Sir William Smith needeth not swere in his speech to earn shillings, butan i have to, fike him and fike thou too'
Willard* Smith
@@loganbigmo willard schmidt
Is that how you say f○ck in medieval-ish?
I need a historical drama series like The Borgias where Eminem plays a character, so each time he enters the scene, this plays in the background.
Oh that would be perfect
Hear yee. Hear yee, Wont he whose is known as Slim, son of Shady please arise amongst us?
IM CRYINGGG BRO
Slim, son of Shady was not the imposter.
Thank you for this line 🔥🔥😁
Lmao
amongst whom?
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This has to be the best medieval cover I've ever heard. 10/10 needs to be longer
I can imagine this being the most played piece of music in the medieval taverns
"Will the real slim shady please come forth and stand?"
If Dr. Dre was born in the Middle Ages.
The apothecarian Sire Dre
Hahah fr
Witch doctor siar dre
@Petr Říha There were no African slaves in America in the middle ages dingus
@Petr Říha your comment is pure cringe to anyone with even the most rudimentary understanding of history.
Ya'll act like you never seen a peasant before, spilled barley all over the floor
🤣Boom!
..Like Mary and Joseph burst through the door
And started caning our buttocks worse than before
@@euan6495 think I give a lamb to the wealthy? Why, so they can tax me hard, take my land, judge thou from afar?
@@ericg_2025 you're kidding thou didn't just sayth what I think he did, did he? And the king said nothing you peasants the kings dead off with his head. Damsels love Eminem. Chick chika chicka slim shady I'm sick of him look at him hethering around with his you know what flipping thou knows what. Yea but he is so chivalrous though. Yea, I probably am a loggerhead. But no worse than whats going on in the popes bedroom. Sometimes I wanna get on stage and let loose. But I cant because they wanna put my head in a noose. This rum is on my lip, this rum is on my lips and if im lucky Ill have a few more sips, and that's the message thou delivers to the kids and you expect them not to know what a damsels clitoris is. Of course thou knowth what intercourse is by the time thee was working the fields I knew what a plow is. God made us mammals well some of us cannibals who slice others like animals if you can fuck a goat, then theres no reason that a squire and a squire cant elope if you feel like I feel then thou got thee antidote madens wave your under tunics cuse thou is not a unic Sing the bard how it goes.
*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me*
*you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of*
*i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman*
*dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈
*any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇
*@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥 🔥
Clarence the Bard: "Is this boss music to which I harken?"
This fine lad belongs to the criminal folk? His native calling is Clarence
Fie! Fie I say, for I dare proclaim this knave resides with parents twain. Lo, their matrimonious bond endureth!
HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Thou decline to engage in a battle, as witnessed by thy petrification. Thus I conclude, exist not, halfway criminals.
- thus concludes the Ballad of 64 Furlongs
The flute part is INCREDIBLE !!
Lyrics by Dorian Winston:
I bid thee, wouldst the legitimate heir to the Shady dynasty do this court the honour of rising to thine feet? I repeat, would the legitimate heir to the Shady dynasty do this court the honour of rising to thine feet?
We wilst has a difficulty here.
Thee all act as though thou hast never seen a claimant with Papal support before, thine jaws all on the floor like mine knights all just breach'd thine fort, 'nd started sacking the town like its never been sack'd before,
The pope refused him divorce, so he threw the whole church out,
Twas the return of the, mine god; he surely didn't utter what I could sweareth he did did he?
And Da Vinci said, nothing, thine imbeciles, Da Vinci's dead, just ask the pope,
Ecclesiastics love lord eminem,
Pray, pray, pray, lord Slim of Shady, I beeth sick of him,
Crusading around, swinging his you know what, conquering you know who over in you know where,
Waving thine banner, thine telleth truth but he beeth so pious tho,
Yeah I probably gotteth a couple of nails of the true cross loose,
But it beeth not a bit worse than what's goin on in the Byzantine emperor's bedroom,
When mine humors be unbalanced I just wanna get in the town square and leteth loose,
But cannot, though it be holy for the king of Spain to marry his own sis,
Pope's hindquarters be on thine face, hindquarters on thine face,
And if you're fortunate he might sell you an indulgence,
Thus this beeth the message we preach to little squires,
And expect them to not know what adam and eve do'eth,
I beeth lord Shady, yay, the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady, please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, the legitimate lord Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So i bid rhe legitimate lord Shady, please rise up, I bid the, rise up!
Lord Smith finds no need to curseth to gain applause and appraise,
I counter, I do, so devil sodomize him, and you too,
Thee assume I countenance royal praise?
Fully one half of you monarchs can't stomach me, let alone knight me,
"Milord if you win wouldn't it be the most queer occurance?"
Why, so thee could'st just deceive me to gain mine presence?
So I could be seated in the hall next to lady Spears of Brittany,
I say, Christina of Aquitaine best be willing to switcheth thine chairs,
So I can be instead seated next to Blackadder and Percy,
And listen to them argue over whose phallus was pleasured firstly,
Little harlot denounced me to the pope himself,
"Yay he be pious but he also revoked my cousin's title, hee hee"
I ought to transcribe her utterances to parchment,
Showeth the whole of christendom what a harlot she be,
I beeth plagued by the existence of thine bard groups comprised of whelps and bitches,
All thine do is frustrate me, thus the lord hast senteth me to destroy thee,
I have a million soldiers just like me,
Who march, slay and crusade like me,
Who give nayeth a fuck like me,
They beeth the next best to me, but they still be not quite me.
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
I beeth disconcerting to listen to, for I maketh the jests,
Thee only maketh with thine trusted vassals in thine private rooms,
Difference being, I get out in the feast hall and sayeth it in front of the royals,
Furthermore, I be not false or smother mine words with honey,
I just stand up and preacheth it,
Regardless of if thee wilst admiteth it, I spit it,
Better than nine out of ten of the bards out there,
Then you wonder "why beeth our squres be on thine opium?"
At the current rate I'll be the only one on crusade rapin',
Pillaging towns like we beeth fighting for Odin,
And I'm fighting, but this whole town of harlots isn't working,
But I tell thee, every knight is but a lord shady in wait,
He could be on the town watch, lettin' raiders through your border spots,
Or roaming the eastern steppes, raiding, screaming "for the Tengri"
With his camp down and his crossbow up,
So willeth the legitimate lord Shady please rise up,
And put one sword in each hand up,
And be proud to beeth out on crusade and pillaging,
I bid thee, once more into the chorus, how does it goeth?
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Yay, I beeth lord Shady, yay, I'm the real Shady, all thine impostor lord Shadys are just usurpin,
So I bid the legitimate lord Shady please rise up, I bid thee, rise up!
Ha ha, I guess there be a lord shady in all of us. Except lollard heretics.
Sodomize the peasants, let's stand up!
Cool
Why would you repost what he already posted? What an attention seeker....
@@od4407 So its all together in one easy-to-copy comment.
@@TheZiimzz BUT IT FITS
😂😂😂😂
Sounds like something you would hear in a kids halloween movie, Nostalgic.
kids tv show Goosebumps
Or one of those Disney Channel original Halloween movies back in the days, like Halloweentown or Scream Team
This is an excellent idea. I'm definitely going to be playing it for Halloween for my family.
Hocus Pocus
i lisen to this when reading Erma, now i think of her every time i lisen to it
This sounds like it would go with a scene in a movie where someone is up to mischievous things
The Weasley twins!
"Willst the Real Slimmest Shady Please Rise?"
"Thoust act as thou hast not seen a Saxon before! Jaws on the quarry, first and before the Lord, like Henry came through the door and began to flog the peasents to the floor."
"Thou has Returnst of the, wait, pray, did thoust speakst what thine said?"
"Spinsters adore M of the M, prattle prattle prattle Slim Shady look at his character, speakst horridly, he accosts his member, but, pray tell, thoust believes he is admirable?"
“Y’all act like you never seen a piss bucket before...”
They only went out of fashion in the 1970s
Lmfao my dad had a piss bucket in the 90's
We still have a piss bucket
or a spit
Will the legitimate Slimeth of Shadington please arise from his seat?
Wtf xD
LMFAOOO
What plague doctor Andre said?! Nothing you Jobbernowl! He's incarcerated in my dungeon!
Incapacitated* Dre’s dead, not in jail
@@versa_media do u have stupid
@@daidus4689Apparently. I just remembered the original line.
Composed by poet Marshalithlus Mattherton, better known as Shady The Malnourished, circa 1400.
Thou art acting as if never beheld a fair skinned countryman before.
@FocusFanatic Not to be a stickler, but Anglo-Saxons are English people, not white people.
@@Dennis-nc3vw English people are not white ? Are you on drugs mate ?
@@BillViolator all English people are white but not all white people are English
@@rahulraman19 Yeah I know that bro.
@@BillViolator The reason I said that was, Eminem refers to all white people in the song, and not English people exclusively. That's the same reason why Dennis said what he said.
The song our grandparents listen to when they were young
This one yeah, but the original is more like ourselves and maybe our parents lol
Did you called me up, son?
This was Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi's jam back in 1446
bro how old do you think your grandparents are
@@Charles_Anthony Lols
Kinghts of the round table: **nothing**
King arthur walks in:
Edit: what when did I get that many likes?
In slow motion
Arthur just Crip walking in
Just imagine emperor Justinian marching with this song.
I'M HERE FOR THIS XDDD
They say Alchemist Dre made that troubadour famous all over the realm.
Waiting for Renaissance Fairs to come back, because i guarantee Bardcore will be a thing there.
Cant wait for this fake covid to be over
@@Nantosuelta oof
@@Nantosuelta its just beginning golem. It never ends
@@Nantosuelta : Same. I'd kill to see a concert.
They seriously need to make music videos of these bardcore songs featuring the original artists with everyone dressed in Medieval garb, a band of minstrels dropping the beat in the background, and all the dancing happening across the Royal Ballroom.
please they do everything else for money and a show do this lol
"Willeth the one who are unreminisce from the crowd full with other Malnourished Slicks please reveal thyselves."
-Emenhemme the Slim II
I feel click baited that there was no old english rapping in this.
Same
*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me*
*you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of*
*i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman*
*dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈
*any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇
*@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥 🔥
Junior Grimes K.
@@Juniorgrimes u just lonely right? or a bot just requesting instagram ad revenues
@@Juniorgrimes Ur a probably a bot begging for likes
I’m going to tell my future kids this was how rap music started back when I was growing up in the early 2000’s
hahaha thats good. well done
yea eminem started rap... clown
Rap has been around since the late 80s but I wouldn't expect children to know that.
Charles Anthony 1 its a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard 2 Hip hop/rap started in the late 70’s in the Bronx
God, nobody seems to get this joke... 😒
I was having a bad day today and to divert my mind I was furiously searching through homepage to find videos to calm myself. And this one pops up, I watch it. I remember a time when a person said Eminem's music "can't" be calming to anyone. Thanks to you now it actually is, and one just needs a different perspective to understand it. I instantly subscribed. Please keep up the work, thank you.
Ur absolutely right. Most of his music doesn't sound calm but to people like us, it sounds so good that its calming. Like Em's first album Infinite
i was rapping the previous guy's comment and due to my lack of skill i had to go further and I rapped your comment to that music. Thanks
I was having a bad day
today
and to divert my mind
I was furiously searching
through homepage to find
videos to - calm myself
And this one pops ut, i watch it.
I remember a time
when a person said
Eminem's music "can't" be calming to anyome.
Thanks to you now it actually is and one
just needs a different perspective
to understand it. I instantly subscribed.
Please keep up
i imagine them playing this is the whole church shaking and vibrating, that picture honestly makes it even better
this one actually sounds like it could have been played back then
May the true Slight Shadeth please come forth, please come forth
come hither.
Okay this one is my favourite. When the triangles started. That shit hit different
Ah yes, the greates compositors of the dark ages. Gracili Umbra, Alchemist Dre, L Denarios, Snoop Canis, Famosus M.A.G.N.U.M, Glacies Cubus, Methodo Vir and Prodigium. Absolute legends.
"Willard Smythe needeth not use profanity in his rhymes to entertain His Majesty!" Well, I do! So fye upon him and fye upon thee, too!
This sounds like an Age of Empires II soundtrack.
1:25 WHEN THAT BEAT DROPS THOOOOO
Medieval translation: WHENCE THY RHYTHM ARRIVES OOOOOOOO
Edit: My thoughts when I heard the beat drop: “OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH 😆😆😆”
I just imagine a huge army marching down a hill with a band of horns bumping this to war lmao ⚔️
Yesssss
gives me chills bro
A bit boring without the lyrics... This song needs some gregorian chanting...
Agreed!!!
How about making a second version with the vocals
Ill try to make one with vocals tommorow
*look I’m not gonna bs you guys, I’m the real life joker, I’m well aware of my mental illness, ive commited more despicable crimes than the most heinous catholic priest and corrupt politicians put together, I don’t try to hide it, I’m in the process of directing my very own porno soon, I don’t care about anything so long as the world falls apart and I can take everyone with me*
*you will NOT stop me, you can’t and have NOTHING to threaten me with, i just Luv seeing people suffer and laugh at others demise, i may be childish but I’m NOT to be trifled with, i may have seen too many movies as a kid but I learned more there than I have in any private school I got kicked out of*
*i have issues, yes, I have abandonment issues, extreme social anxiety, and am constantly ignored so this movie (joker) I went to see it and it really spoke to me, it reflected everything I was going through, minus being OVERLY pathetic. so one day I just let it all go and liberated myself and have since not looked back, not to sound like a school shooter or anything but I’ve never felt happier about accepting the madness. I’m a modern day philosopher if you ask me rather than a madman*
*dont try to roast me, I got diamond hard skin, funnily enough that’s not the only thing that’s hard* 😈
*any questions ? DM my instagram* 👇
*@juniortheegomaniac_* 🔥 🔥
@@Juniorgrimes I think you're in the wrong comment section
i'm imagining the party inside the castle looks like if this drop the beat.
Imagine going back in time and have a medieval band play this
lol they would probably think your some devil cultists lmao
im sure if shady saw this he'd come up with lyrics of that time era to suit this
Would ye true Sir Shady please arise?
Lmao i never imagined slim shady would be lore friendly to dnd sessions
It is I, Slimus Shadium
Edit: Just come back to this video and realised it’s got a lot of likes. Thanks boys
Quia realis Shady Ego sum , Ita vero realis Shady sum, et Vos Slim Shadys justi imitandi sunt. Realis Slim Shady posse, placet, consurge, consurge, consurge?
Edit: If my latin teacher finds me She's going to fucking kill me, I forgot 3rd person plural, Latin ABC. I'm sorry Magistra
The real slimus shadium 3rd
"a lot"
People that edit their comments just to thank random people on the internet for clicking their comment is genuine cringe.
Wow what are you gonna do with all those likes? Ah yes, they’re useless.
Americans, Chinese= "Build the Wall, Ye' shall fortify for trade war"
Indian-Europeans= "Build the SILK-Road, Thy shall trade again"
@ yeah, it is. maybe try learning history before attacking others knowledge?
@@starzez1015 No it's not actually maybe don't post comment telling other they are wrong when they are not?
didnt the chinese start the silk road? Just making sure (don't attack me if I'm wrong)
@@ik6non712 I'm no so sure they did. I think it was a group effort - trade was everyones common goal so the silk road came into being when everyone realised that they could trade back and forth.
@@peachesandcream8753 oh cool. Thanks for the information
I don't know how you keep making masterpieces
this is what a circus in hell would sound like
I better get tickets to this circus you speak of.
This one fits so well, because the original uses harpiscord percussions already.
Imagine a jester just starts playing this for his king, and the king is so impressed that the jester is made the new heir to the throne.
"May the true Slender Shadow Please Come Forth?
I say, may the true Slender Shadow please Come Forth?
Ay, we have a predicament here."
Court Jester Marshall Mathers
Court Jester Marshall Mathers of clan dirty dozen
Nobody:
RUclips recommendations at 3am:
You sir.. you won
damn xD i actually clicked by recommendations but at 4:28 AM
'tis a bopeth of utmost extravagance as the slim is bestowed upon with the absence of light, of which is shade. fare morrow, fair lads and lassies as I shall be enveloped in the sheer beauty and grace of this global justice thy Beedle hath crafted with the hands of a bard.
The Hanse traders would have shipped this fiery record all the way to asia. In exchange for new scripture from the monks of the Wu Tang Clan probably
If someday I got my own time machine, I swear I'll go to medieval times to play this song.
Medieval Times has like 10 locations, from Orlando to Myrtle Beach and several others. Just need a car or a plane ticket, not a time machine.
Napoleon was definitely bumping while crossing the Alps
This reminds me of my childhood when we were dancing to this, people plaguing in the streets, dying of starvation and rat bites but we didn’t care. I forgot to milk the goat so I wasn’t allowed to go outside until I’d milk them. So I’d milk them fast to go meet up with my first live Bartholomew higglesbender