In days of yore, where castles stood, A tale of hips, both strong and good, Fair maiden moves with ancient grace, Her hips a dance, a poet's embrace. Chorus: Hips that sway in candlelight, A bard's delight, a wondrous sight, In medieval halls they gleam, Her hips, a mesmerizing dream. Through meadows green and forests deep, Her hips in rhythms, secrets keep, With every step, a saga told, In verses bright, in rhymes of gold. Chorus: Hips that sway in candlelight, A bard's delight, a wondrous sight, In medieval halls they gleam, Her hips, a mesmerizing dream. Beneath the moon, by starry streams, Her hips inspire the sweetest dreams, In troubadour's enchanting lore, Her hips, a song forevermore. Chorus: Hips that sway in candlelight, A bard's delight, a wondrous sight, In medieval halls they gleam, Her hips, a mesmerizing dream. So ends this tale of hips divine, In bardic verses, they entwine, A timeless dance, a lullaby, In echoes of a medieval sky.
This should be a comic where some time traveling girls kill off historical figures (especially those who died under “mysterious circumstances”) and just kill them using ridiculous and downright comical methods like this. That’s it, I’m on it...
Kottonkandy09 Yes! Two best friends move to the city together. They’re broke but it’s okay, they’ve got each other. Now, they have to furnish their flat. They head to a local Goodwill. There they discover a funky antique sitting on a last markdown shelf. They purchase it. It’ll be a perfect centerpiece on the coffee table. One of them is polishing it and notices a strange quote: “Say where you hope to go, for you I will show.” Odd. She keeps fiddling with it and a portal opens...
I feel so nostalgic hearing this, good old days when our single concern was about being burned to death, tied on a shaft, falsely accused of witchcraft
I don't want to spoil the fun but large witch hunts and public burnings are more of an early modern than a medieval things. There are recorded witchcraft and sorcery court hearings throughout the medievals but those were largely individual cases and not symptomatic for a broader sorcery hysteria. Apart from that, people sentenced to death by church courts for sorcery were mostly hung or drowned and not burned.
Azakyuuun B Is that Melissa from the Beware of the villainess webtoon I see as your profile pic? And you listen to medieval style music as well. *Careful everyone! We've got a cultured person here* !
I remember it clearly...I was 13 and it was my first time at our local tavern with my brother. Some bathers played this piece. the whole tavern turned into a never-before-seen dance floor. It became one of the greatest and most well-known songs of the 13th century. Today, many hundreds of years later, a young Colombian woman sings to this melody and also makes me feel good. But happy to re-hear this old original version. How nostalgic...
remember it as if it was yesterday. I heard the song for the first time in the market square during an execution. All the screams and the cool beat went well together, I'm still on the vibe. In 1280 I had the time of my life. Then I died of typhus, I became very old, almost 24. I am happy that after my reincarnation I can hear the songs of my youth again. Thank you 😅
@Ma Pa this was mostly a joke, but I never considered she was of Catalan descent. I thought I made a historical mistake but didn't feel the need to argue. Thanks for the input. My joke is mostly trying to stay historically accurate. But yea Spanish sub cultures/languages are very diverse.
Ma Pa it shouldn’t be Catalan because that refers to the Catalan language, and Castilian is the Spanish spoken in Spain. And since shakira is known for singing in Spanish and the Moors were in Spain for quite some time, saying Catalan wouldn’t make sense.
Imagine the bards playing this literally in the 1400s tavern…. People would completely be mesmerized by the rhythm and melody. Obviously they’d be puzzled by the unfamiliar notes of it but will start to love it…. Probably declare it the music from the heavens. This music would have become so popular that it would make it to the castles of kings and queens they would listen to it every day! And than one day people will realize that the bards were actually time travelers gone into the future and came with the music of the 20th century! What a tale it would be……
DUDE! I COULD PROOF THIS. just pause the rapunzel video and play this one of shakira after. ruclips.net/video/Tpqpq0mPMl8/видео.html I could't help myself
Nobody born in the 00’s understands the beauty of this music. The 1490’s were the best years to grow up in. Miley Osiris, Babylonce, Shakirspear, the list goes on
*medieval twerking * okay wait 7 months later I need to edit this I can't believe I used the ______ twerking comments before they were cool I'm adding this to my resume
Back in 1472 I foolishly struck a deal with a fae that I would be granted faelike immortality until this song becomes popular again... I lived through the centuries seeing many styles of music come and go, and especially music from the 15th century become utterly forgotten and honestly thought I'd be safe from the fae's bargain... But like any man who dares to bargain with the fae I was an utter fool as I realized when I heard this song being played again! And now... I am seeing gray hairs in my head and wrinkles appear in my eyes! My time appears to have come at last....
This song actually works quite well with the BardCore style of music because I think it makes use of the pentatonic scale which was common in Medieval music.
Not of whitchcraft but of tempting men... No, I'm not exaggerating, that was an accusation, and while it did not lead to an execution it was harshly punished, then carry on with the social stigma for the rest of the life.
I came here from a tik-tok post saying that owners of the account used this song in their final project, because their teacher only listens to 16th century music. I was definitely not disappointed by the full version.
This proves that Shakira is a time traveler who taught everyone to the king and queen all the way to the peasants that no one's hip shall lie. She was ahead of her time.
I must say, if I did not know the original song and this version's title was different, I would think that this was a genuine medieval song, because it sounds so authentic! Who knows how people back then would have reacted to this masterpiece!
Because it's more subdued, more intimate. The original was loud and performative, like the beautiful person is up on stage showing off to everyone, everyone is dancing and having fun, here its quieter and slower, and that changes the mood. People dont play music like that all the time, it just sounds more seductive.
StxrryNxght Right? Fucking native speaking jerks. It‘s like english 0.5 and I have to try so hard to decipher that shit. But they just smash it into their keyboards like it‘s nothing
Takiyah Walker Shakespeare is technically modern English, as are most of the “Middle English” comments! Here’s Middle English from part of Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales: I wol biwaille, in manere of tragedie, the harm of hem that stoode in heigh degree, and fillen so that ther nas no remedie to brynge hem out of hir adversitee. (Middle English is actually so darn cool if you have any interest in hybridization of languages. Germanic English was slowly being influenced by French, and you get this weird, confusing conglomeration that ended up becoming modern English. The above looks vaguely like modern English but is pronounced very Germanic.)
But the tapestries bear immortality beyond her years, surely one cannot ask a fair maiden to forever bear this one time lapse in morals to confess love to the blacksmith's son.
I played this during a D&D session during a festival segment and it played for an hour and a half before one of my players finally said "Hey wait a second-" This stuff is gold
"We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off."
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The song (and others) is finally up on Spotify, Deezer and RUclips Music. I'm also trying to get it up onto Apple Music (and a few others)!
stantough congrats! Your covers are awesome. I’m following you on Spotify now 👍
Awesome ! Thanks a lot
We thank thee for thy valiant bard-assery melodious lord!
@stantough what’s with the frame drum?
Can you also add them to anghami?
“Mine Hips Shall Not Bear False Witness”
Most underrated scripture
@@jacobbatterson6178 scripture lol
Dilly dilly
😂
HAHAHAHA
“Peasant boy, trust mine intuition and mine hips, for they lie not.”
Omg
🤣🤣🤣
propel thine posterior in identical motion of the sun's relevance to the earth
I DIED.
I literally choked 😭
who else has got this recommended 700 years later
I did fine sir 👲
Forsooth, when I first heard yon banger Constantinople still stood!
Verily
I didn’t I watched it when it was posted I’m a time traveler
I’ve learned the ways in wich you modern folk speak
Well, we already knew Shakira doesn't age, but I never thought she was THAT old
She is secretly an immortal witch from the medieval ages, I'm surprised she survived and wasn't burned.
@@navjotsingh2251 she came back
@@Halberds8122 Her hag coven pulled a revivify
The one witch that they missed…
this fair maiden makes a peasant want to learn latin
Underrated comment.
@@andybullock77 thank you my good sir
Quod nomen tibi est (Etiam), Pulchra puella (Etiam)
Domus mea, Domus tua
@@ThePiquedPigeon I'm sorry, but I'm not fluent in boxes.
@@Fae_van Corrected ^-^'
"Mine childbearing hips doeth not tell falsehoods!"
Girl 😭😭
LMFAOOOOOOO
Llololololol
LMFAO BYE
BYE BRUHHH
When the pub gets a little wild and mary shows her ankles
One night at ye carnival i showed thy ankles and shoulders, what a scandalous night that was
Omg! Hell is filled with people like you, sinners
@@sarahmiller320 Nobody jokes about showing ankles, that's so indecorous
@@ferramirezcoronado4130 Thou Lady Fernanda, I challenge thy to a duel at the peak of morning hour
Ooo she freaky 🥵
In days of yore, where castles stood,
A tale of hips, both strong and good,
Fair maiden moves with ancient grace,
Her hips a dance, a poet's embrace.
Chorus:
Hips that sway in candlelight,
A bard's delight, a wondrous sight,
In medieval halls they gleam,
Her hips, a mesmerizing dream.
Through meadows green and forests deep,
Her hips in rhythms, secrets keep,
With every step, a saga told,
In verses bright, in rhymes of gold.
Chorus:
Hips that sway in candlelight,
A bard's delight, a wondrous sight,
In medieval halls they gleam,
Her hips, a mesmerizing dream.
Beneath the moon, by starry streams,
Her hips inspire the sweetest dreams,
In troubadour's enchanting lore,
Her hips, a song forevermore.
Chorus:
Hips that sway in candlelight,
A bard's delight, a wondrous sight,
In medieval halls they gleam,
Her hips, a mesmerizing dream.
So ends this tale of hips divine,
In bardic verses, they entwine,
A timeless dance, a lullaby,
In echoes of a medieval sky.
My Guy Made a whole Text love it 😂😂
This is some serious talent
My man
Sincerely, it is GENIUS !!!!
Nice, but we still need Wyclef's bars
1347 - stay at home to avoid the plague
2020 - stay at home to avoid the plague
ironically, the music is the same
Ahhaahahahaahhahaahhaahahhaahahahahhahhah
History repeats itself
LOLLLLL
Oh no you didn't.... yep you actually went there 🤨
Coincidentally. Not ironic.
“Thy ankles shan’t lie” - Shakira 1430
HAHDJAA 1430
underrated.
Bro i just wanna say holy shit. it was on like 10 likes while the rest of the comments were like 10k likes.
favorite verse amen
This is the one
this is weird but in the arabic calendar the song actually released in 1430 lol
Performing a sensual dance to distract his majesty while mine homegirl slips poison into his chalice.
LMFAOO
This should be a comic where some time traveling girls kill off historical figures (especially those who died under “mysterious circumstances”) and just kill them using ridiculous and downright comical methods like this.
That’s it, I’m on it...
Kottonkandy09 keep me updated
Kottonkandy09 Yes! Two best friends move to the city together. They’re broke but it’s okay, they’ve got each other. Now, they have to furnish their flat. They head to a local Goodwill. There they discover a funky antique sitting on a last markdown shelf. They purchase it. It’ll be a perfect centerpiece on the coffee table. One of them is polishing it and notices a strange quote: “Say where you hope to go, for you I will show.” Odd. She keeps fiddling with it and a portal opens...
These are the comments I live for
It's honestly astounding how much this song sounds more appropriate in a medieval style than in a modern variant.
it actually almost sounds better this way ngl
Naah
@@roo.pzz4380No
@@roo.pzz4380 this is good but the actual song is also a banger
Right! I kinda prefer it - slaps even harder!
Makes me want to show my ankles to the blacksmith's son
woah woah woah
I see the Henry Turner reference
oop-
Uh oh, I guess I have shown more than just ankles. But just had to say ankles
😳 Oh my
Funny how Shakespeare hasn't released anything after this song came out
Hahahaha
OWNED XDDDDDDDD
Shakespeare didn’t write music btw
@@yusufgazi7 that's the joke
Shakespeare aint dead he living on an island with 2pac!
Only 1000's kids will remember this
LMAOO
wtHHHH
LOL
here 😔🤚🏻
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Heard this song after 700 years. Ahh Those good old days.
*Me:* might I request thou passeth the aux cord?
*Minstrel:* thou hadst better not play something unpleasant
Me:
The best comment
LOOOL
A+
One of my favorite singer is in the comment section.
WHEEZING
I feel so nostalgic hearing this, good old days when our single concern was about being burned to death, tied on a shaft, falsely accused of witchcraft
Few of the Salem trials lead to burning. a lot of hanging, and one man was crushed
I don't want to spoil the fun but large witch hunts and public burnings are more of an early modern than a medieval things. There are recorded witchcraft and sorcery court hearings throughout the medievals but those were largely individual cases and not symptomatic for a broader sorcery hysteria. Apart from that, people sentenced to death by church courts for sorcery were mostly hung or drowned and not burned.
This is poetry
The good ol' days
We still have plagues!
“ankles don’t lie” by shakespeara
I cant breat𝚑 𝚎
I literally choked
I wanna cry 😂😂
Sis Tea gold 😭 😂
Mwahahahahah! Shakespeara
This melody consistently manages to rouse the saucy harlot within me.
As an Irish drinking song says: "Show your legs to the country men" as in "dance for the men"
HAHAHA
So many people are showing their ANKLES!
HAVE SOME DECENCY PEOPLE!
Yo,but like was that an actual thing?? Like was it rlly considered indecent if ankles were shown??
@@e1901 yes
@@TheWipal uP
Eysha Jaffery still is in some places
Never
We used to dance to this in the club in 600AD. I miss those days.
Lmfao best comment 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahha 😅
Me too 😅
I think you drunk a lot of wine young lady, it was in the 13th century
Those good ol’ times😿
Ah this song makes me wanna show my ankles.
@George Washington Oh no, your grace! I have made a grave mistake! How dare I cross the line!
What a Scandal!!!
jajajajaja
Azakyuuun B Is that Melissa from the Beware of the villainess webtoon I see as your profile pic? And you listen to medieval style music as well. *Careful everyone! We've got a cultured person here* !
@@Vera-wl7fy Aye there fellow comrade! If you understand this much info. *You're* *also* *a* *cultured* *person* **wink wink
I miss the days of Shack Eirah, Lady Brittany of Spearce and thy children of destiny 😢
Also the herbal lasses
And Saint Aguilera!
M'lady Eliott...🌹
😂😂😂😂🔥children of destiny
And Milady of Cyprus
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
I haven’t see this pfp in like forever, I didn’t know how much I miss it until now 😔
@@nene8431 ikr same
Hi It's been a while :)
Ikr
Hello there
Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
@Gi Gi meanwhile the rats: 💃💃💃💃💃
Just vibes
@@newbiechu7024 this song was actually written by rats during the black plague
@Gi Gi im sure he knew phones didn't exist
What is a cellphone my lord ?
this was the song in the parade after my sister was hung for being a witch.
Excellent. Prithee send thine regards to the good sir whost hath killed the witch.
Praised be
burnt at the stake
I hath be alive thy dear sister
I- I- I don’t know what to say
The flute is everything
Could not agree more
@@riadboubekeur395try
Shakira: "i admire thou, my Knight"
Shakiras hips: "no, she doth not"
Shakira: "thou be damned, hips."
THIS ONE IS MY FAVOURITE
Why did this make me laugh so hard? 😂
XD
Underrated
PLSSS
"Thy bones of the pelvis sway ever so gracefully, I doeth not spread falsehood, foolish man!"
😅
@Cersei Lannister it's not the real one!
Just Some Guy without a Mustache
oh my god. I was seriously not expecting to see you here but I’m actually not even that surprised at this point
@@Solush. "You are correct, comrade. I am merely doing this for fun, good for you to spot it!"
@Cersei Lannister Quiet woman
THIS is why all those people in France dropped dead from dancing
Hips don't *die
Germany* not France it was quite strange tho
@@ahhyes3631 it was part of the HRE, but then it went back to France
I thought Germany but close enough
It's France, haven't you seen puppet history - "the dancing plague"??????
I love this pre-pandemic hits.
1340´s were rough years
😂
Forgive me Lord, lust has taken control of me; I'm tempted show my shoulders on this fair evening
Username checks out
For shame.... Harlot!
How detestable! For shame!!
It actually works
Harlot>:(
"Thy child-bearing hips shan't bear falsities"
Underrated
😂 this
Bruh.
It's hard to get away with copying a comment when yours shows up directly under the other one
Damn, someone else posted the same comment 2 months before you....
Forgive me father, I want to shake my pelvis back and forth.
JAILLLL 🤬🤬🤬
and sideways
i cant-
i- 💀
Forgive mine iniquity Father, for my gyrating square hips is thrusting itself to damnation.
I remember it clearly...I was 13 and it was my first time at our local tavern with my brother. Some bathers played this piece. the whole tavern turned into a never-before-seen dance floor. It became one of the greatest and most well-known songs of the 13th century. Today, many hundreds of years later, a young Colombian woman sings to this melody and also makes me feel good. But happy to re-hear this old original version. How nostalgic...
jokes aside, imagine how cool this music would be for the medieval people
I thought the same thing 😂. Like how would they dance it I mean obviously not like Shakira 😂 😂 probably jumping around and stuff like they did 😂
@@jaasonmiller riight :D
@@jaasonmiller they'd be like shakirith shakirith
Korano Sponsano Tekiode Okurishimas SHAKIRITH SHAKIRITHDHFHSHDHD
I’m sure they had some bangers
1420: "we shall have a feast after the plague"
2020: "we shall have a feast after the plague no cap"
💀💀💀
history repeating itself like
I saw somewhere that there is a plague every 100? Years? Idk
@@padmashree980 probably
@@elius1548 yo i made a creepy remix of this song so do check it out if ur interested ruclips.net/video/1dv-aNBl68k/видео.html
I didn’t know thy hips can commit the sin of lying.
Whether or not they can, 'tis common knowledge that they do not.
That’s the whole point. They can’t.
They should be burnt at the stake
NICOLE what shall your husband and kinds think?
I had tickets for a Skakira show in the 1340s......but than that damn Plague came and the taverns were closed.
"Oooo maiden if thou talkst like that, thou wilst make a lord go mad."
Lmaooo
🤣🤣🤣🔥
@@aakashaakash5838 😊
Someone needs to send this to Shakira.
My tongue got twisted 😶
I used to play this song in the wagon in hopes that m’lady would show me her handkerchief and spare a crumb of ankle
A crumb of ankle😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm Dying!-💀😭😭
looool
A CRUMB OF ANKLE
Mayhaps a wrist if she is feeling scandalous
"dear! is there a storm brewing outside?!"
"Nay, tis that next door maiden flaunting her ankles again! the deviant!"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
XD
My lord 😂
The ankles thing is from the early modern period. Probably would have been like, calves or something lol
@@usedx115x "gasp! How scandalous! Calves be the sacred meat above thy ankles!!"
Jokes aside, I just love how the song sounds so cheerful in both version and makes you feel better.
“Oh infant when thou speak like that..thou makes a maiden go insane”
Lollll😂😂
LMAOOO 😂😂😂😂
Periot
So be of wisdom and continue living as part of the body (...of Christ)
“Infant” 🤣
*twerks in 50 pounds of heavy medieval armour*
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahshshs
*sighs in medieval*
My lord, I doth tryith to silently pass.
But I be dus be dummy thicc,
And the clanking of mine arse be alerting the guardsmen.
Now that's what I call buns of steel.
je twerke en ce moment même.
TikTok : When you say "very well" instead of "ok"
"Shakespeara Shakespeara" ✨🎶
BAHAHAHAHAAHA LH YM GOF
me.
Lmao
Why did i hear this one 😂
Noice😂
remember it as if it was yesterday. I heard the song for the first time in the market square during an execution. All the screams and the cool beat went well together, I'm still on the vibe. In 1280 I had the time of my life. Then I died of typhus, I became very old, almost 24. I am happy that after my reincarnation I can hear the songs of my youth again. Thank you 😅
When the fair maiden shakira showed a pieceth of her leg, the moors immediately began the learningth of castilian
@Ma Pa woooooo! my bf is Catalan whoooo
Hey, softboy, are you from Jalisco?
@Ma Pa this was mostly a joke, but I never considered she was of Catalan descent. I thought I made a historical mistake but didn't feel the need to argue. Thanks for the input. My joke is mostly trying to stay historically accurate.
But yea Spanish sub cultures/languages are very diverse.
Castilian refers to the Spanish spoken in Spain. It shouldn’t be Catalan since that’s a completely different language
Ma Pa it shouldn’t be Catalan because that refers to the Catalan language, and Castilian is the Spanish spoken in Spain. And since shakira is known for singing in Spanish and the Moors were in Spain for quite some time, saying Catalan wouldn’t make sense.
Children these days know not of thy classics. Tis’ a shame.
Shame 😞
Only 1430 kids remember
Emunah • YHWH's Creation and succeeded, judging by the likes.
@Emunah • YHWH's Creation shut yo bitch ass up
I miss dancing this with Monalisa when she was still single
😭😭😭
Oh honey that was Leonardo himself in drag 🙈
Jalen Villanueva oh well then... I can go for him
That was the Renaissance but this is till funny
She’s married? Lmfao
Ankles don’t lie. A masterpiece
I'm gonna have to take off my corset for this one.
Edit: Ya’ll I know corsets aren’t from this era, it was just a joke😭
Definitely deserves more likes 😅
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
I mean wrong period but A+ for creativity 😂
💀💀💀
I mean there wasn’t even stays yet but props for the humor lol
Guys stop all the medieval comments I can’t like them all
Nay!
We shan’t!
True
That's a coward's talk
We shalt do no such thing!
“All today's kids listen to is mainstream garbage”.
Today's kids:
420th like
Lmfaoooo😭😭😭
🔥
Yeah 🤣
Honest the Bardcore version of Shakira is better
Imagine the bards playing this literally in the 1400s tavern…. People would completely be mesmerized by the rhythm and melody. Obviously they’d be puzzled by the unfamiliar notes of it but will start to love it…. Probably declare it the music from the heavens. This music would have become so popular that it would make it to the castles of kings and queens they would listen to it every day!
And than one day people will realize that the bards were actually time travelers gone into the future and came with the music of the 20th century! What a tale it would be……
I'd love to read a novel about this!
The way this music is made I bet there could be a movie about this time traveling bards ….. forget about the novel 😉
The church would try to ban it. They HATED polyphonic music.
@@trulysalman84 Keep talking..
I could absolutely see it being really popular in medieval Spain specifically BEFORE The Reconquista
*_what should've played when Flynn Rider and Rapunzel were dancing at the castle celebration thing_*
Lmaoo 💯
I can so see this playing,this would have been awesome
Truee
Omg yes
DUDE! I COULD PROOF THIS.
just pause the rapunzel video and play this one of shakira after. ruclips.net/video/Tpqpq0mPMl8/видео.html I could't help myself
Nobody born in the 00’s understands the beauty of this music. The 1490’s were the best years to grow up in. Miley Osiris, Babylonce, Shakirspear, the list goes on
Not babylonce💀
Miley Osiris 💀
Lmfaoo this is an underrated comment 😭❤️
shakirspear 😭🔫
Lady Gageth
Her mead ale brings all the squires to the yard.
Guillermo Jr Boy lmfaoooooo
This is such an underrated comment
You made me giggle
Giggle in the most manly way ofcourse
Yup
@@anoniemonbekenden8159 I imagined a horse neighing😂😂😂
Gives the vibe of a wedding preparation
Soo amazing mann
After 700 years this shit still slaps 🥶🥵
Bro i am here after a whole damn century and it even Kicks now 😂
@@jyotsnabhaskar6577 century is less than 700 years
🤣
😁
@@IchibanOjousama century is 100 years
*medieval twerking *
okay wait 7 months later I need to edit this I can't believe I used the ______ twerking comments before they were cool I'm adding this to my resume
BAHAHA IM DOING THAT RN LMAO
Make sure your ankles are covered tho
💀💀💀💀
*Shows a little ankle*
Pitchforks and torches ready to burn the witch
if you’re ever feeling down, just come to a bardcore/medival cover’s comment section. it’ll cheer you right up
Truee
That’s me right now and I’m so cheered up
So true! This really did cheer me up! :D
True
Tis quite right, squire
This unironically slaps so hard
This used to play in the bazaar while I shopped for herbs for the full moon.
witchcraft i tell ye!
💀
I’m fucking crying man
pray for those who werent young enough to remember this classic hit. I remember dancing to this in the old caverns, with some mead and stew.
taverns*
oop
Not the MEAD 😭😭😭
Mead was good in them ol days kids this days just don't get it
ah mead, got drunk on that too many times, sad they dont really sell it anymore
This in medieval or the actual hips don’t lie
"She makes a man wanna speak Latin"
Sharkira has lebanese heritage, this is peak ottoman bazaar tunes.
@@estabonrolon4851 Lesbian heritage
@@jjnix95 scientifically impossible... all her ancestors did it straight at some point.
I'd imagine shakira would be in southern Spain called a gypsie. I mean she literally has a song called gypsie lol
Wingnut353 I showed your comment to my sister and she went off at you for being homophobic...
There truly is no hope for some people, is there?
Back in 1472 I foolishly struck a deal with a fae that I would be granted faelike immortality until this song becomes popular again... I lived through the centuries seeing many styles of music come and go, and especially music from the 15th century become utterly forgotten and honestly thought I'd be safe from the fae's bargain... But like any man who dares to bargain with the fae I was an utter fool as I realized when I heard this song being played again! And now... I am seeing gray hairs in my head and wrinkles appear in my eyes! My time appears to have come at last....
“What sort of music you into?”
It’s complicated...
😂😭😫
"Bardcore" and leave them thinking you said hardcore
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TTTTania expecting to get my husband with this line
It be-eth complicated.
This manuscript section is lithen.
😂😂😂
Do thy meant the Forum?
Bro i- 🤣
😭😭🤣 please.
Fuck you, take my like
This song actually works quite well with the BardCore style of music because I think it makes use of the pentatonic scale which was common in Medieval music.
NERRRRD!!!!!!
THAT’S SO COOL
Ooooh that’s why it sounds so right
Sometimes the magic of existance in this universe reveals itself beyond the dreary darkness. This was one if those moments. 🌻
If women played this back in 1500s they would be accused of witchcraft.
💯
Or they would be fascinated 😳
Yes. A "witch" would play this music to entrance men to follow her every Beck and call
Not of whitchcraft but of tempting men... No, I'm not exaggerating, that was an accusation, and while it did not lead to an execution it was harshly punished, then carry on with the social stigma for the rest of the life.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Someone on Instagram said “might act up and show a little ankle to this song🥴” dkmmm 😭😭😭
😭😭😭
it seems like u trusted the baguette🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dylan Johnson huh?
I was here wayyyy before you had 1.4k likes!
I came here for the meme but literally jamming to the instrumental. Actually beautiful.
Lol the irony
Oh no, what meme? I'm taking seriously 😦
What meme?
Which meme?!
There is a meme
I came here from a tik-tok post saying that owners of the account used this song in their final project, because their teacher only listens to 16th century music. I was definitely not disappointed by the full version.
The fair Lady Shae of Keyrah, whose beguiling womanly Form doth speak the Truth!
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*whose ;)
@@amissbennet Thanks.
Verily.
I really hope she does lyrics to this one
This proves that Shakira is a time traveler who taught everyone to the king and queen all the way to the peasants that no one's hip shall lie. She was ahead of her time.
She's a Phoenician Queen 😩
LOL
this would have had me shaking my mf bones on the way to be burned at the stake for witchcraft
Well if not for that, your username would've done the trick.
Once I saw a bee drown in honey and I understood LMAO
Once I saw a bee drown in honey and I understood true but i can’t help who i am
literally tho
thank you fatal gonorrhea
I must say, if I did not know the original song and this version's title was different, I would think that this was a genuine medieval song, because it sounds so authentic! Who knows how people back then would have reacted to this masterpiece!
I remember I was burned at the stake for dancing to this at a tavern
Worth it
Lol wut? 😂😂
@@DibIrken lmao it’s a joke
Underrated lmfao
What a coincidence I was burned for being a witch
This is absolute gold but the comments are the real winner here.
it's sad that the top 20 comments are the same ankle joke tho
i am hollering, tears and falling, it's pure gold
No they're not. Bunch of vapid fucking ankle jokes.
indeed ma'am
Your comment was the first one I saw. I read through the comments, and I was not disappointed. Lmaoo
Why is this more seductive than the original.
Cus she isn't a witch anymore
Because it's more subdued, more intimate. The original was loud and performative, like the beautiful person is up on stage showing off to everyone, everyone is dancing and having fun, here its quieter and slower, and that changes the mood. People dont play music like that all the time, it just sounds more seductive.
This is the original
Maybe because it makes it feel more scandalous to do something like this in medieval times whereas nowadays it's normalized in the music industry...
Because it being medieval with sexual undertones makes it feel a bit forbidden and naughty to enjoy.
This is one of the few times where someone gets the medieval style right! 100% A+++
i remember when queen elizabeth was belly dancing to this with her corset on.
ah, the days
Which queen Elisabeth? 😂😂
@@user-uw1do5yr4n Elizabeth Tudor😂😂
King Alfred The Great * Queen Elizabeth was living during the 16th century, not medieval anymore
she was a wild one
*This damsel in distress, maketh me wanna speaketh latin.*
Cómo os llamáis? si
Hermosa, si
Vuestra morada
Shakira Shakira
💀
*speake, the -eth ending was only used for third person singular
@@RosesAndIvy speaketh speakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeakethspeaketh
@@TrevorPhilipsIndustries007 ok chile, *speake* thy "truth"
I shook my deceit less hips exceedingly to this melody. I pray, no one mistook me for a harlot.
😂🤣🤣
Why Me why, thank you fair maiden.
This rlly takes me back to my middle school days... in the 1430s....
it’s concerning the amount of you who know middle english.
StxrryNxght Right? Fucking native speaking jerks. It‘s like english 0.5 and I have to try so hard to decipher that shit. But they just smash it into their keyboards like it‘s nothing
Lmao true
I'm more in awe than concerned.
@@Schlecht_und_Teuer Years of learning shakespeare would do that
Takiyah Walker Shakespeare is technically modern English, as are most of the “Middle English” comments! Here’s Middle English from part of Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales: I wol biwaille, in manere of tragedie, the harm of hem that stoode in heigh degree, and fillen so that ther nas no remedie to brynge hem out of hir adversitee. (Middle English is actually so darn cool if you have any interest in hybridization of languages. Germanic English was slowly being influenced by French, and you get this weird, confusing conglomeration that ended up becoming modern English. The above looks vaguely like modern English but is pronounced very Germanic.)
when the sexy bard shows his ankles after hiding them for years:
_the audience goes wild._
_bystander throws _
his?
TheUncommonPerson yes, men have ankles too.
@@og_apple they all weren't aloud it was 𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓼
@@whitejadin7157 ah I see you are man of culture as well. Memento Mori.
Maiden:"Makes me want to show my ankles to the Blacksmith's son"
Me: Tapestries or it didn't happen m'lady
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Wheezing 😂 fetcheth the local wise woman for I am dying of laughter m'lady
My knight, this can be considered as an attempt upon my life for I nearly died of laughter
THIS ONE. THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT
But the tapestries bear immortality beyond her years, surely one cannot ask a fair maiden to forever bear this one time lapse in morals to confess love to the blacksmith's son.
My village danced to this to celebrate that we all made it through the winter
"The internet is full of drugs and porn and is dangerous"
Meanwhile the internet:
Watch out, this song Is addicting.
J’ai ri
@@Yousnes Même 😭
Are you implying there isn't porn
This is the porn they were talking about. You'd get burned alive for shaking your hips
I played this during a D&D session during a festival segment and it played for an hour and a half before one of my players finally said "Hey wait a second-" This stuff is gold
I bet it was hilarious when the player noticed about the song xD
When you lost all hope for the party that you started to appreciate the music.
Nice 🤣
HAHA first thought i had when i watched this that i wanna do that
Great plan. You rock
When the Saracen girl starts dancing.
Time for crusade. 👀
@@ericmiltner3604 DEUS VULT!
I love Bardcore. 😃
Lmao!!!
@wait wot Nay!
Just discovered this the other day... Playing it pretty much on loop non-stop.😂 *Absolutely brilliant* Thank you so much!🔥🔥
these comments prove you don’t need to put others down to be hilarious
Who said euthanasia was even funny???
911 likes PogU
Stfu
No one said you do? Pissing off cultures/ minorities just to get a reaction but dark humour is alright
Putting these niggas down like the cops did George Floyd
The humor of our generation is out of this world😂😂😂
It is superior
Truthful words😂
It’s the trauma.
"We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off."
@@shelan7058 damn that got me thinking.
* twerks sadly *
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLAO YOU EARNED YOURSELF POINTS FOR THAT!!!!!!XD
me rnn😂😂😂
LUKE
😂😂😂
You mean modestly and otherworldly dear