Giving Lazlow a whole radio station to himself to just ramble on endlessly with was one of the best things Rockstar ever did I don't think any GTA radio show can top this unless they let Lazlow loose like this again.
The first skit with Lazlo and the hotdog guy is really funny. If you listen carefully you can hear them both laughing at each other's lines, some of it was probably improved
GTA IV was the best for social satire and political commentary. One of the best written Grand Theft Auto video games and best-written video games of its time.
you know if you actually listen to the broadcast Lazlow runs into some "trouble" and ends up losing his host duties of his show to Michelle. Plus he expands his radio duties to host a TV show.
HurriShane00 It's not GTA 4 Michelle, her real name's Karen and in GTA 5 she's lead interrogator for the IAA so it's very unlikely she'd be a talk show host.
lol, love to read lil kids talking about what is going to happen, while they cant say shit about when they are planning to move out of his moms house. Nobody talking about that :D
GTA IV had not only had the best narrative, but it’s easily the funniest game in the entire series. We never appreciated what we had back in 2008, truly.
God dang Lazlo. This is THE BEST talk show ever. Riding in the car with it on, someone pulled up to me and asked me what I was listening to, lol. They loved it!!
One of the best radio stations in GTA history. Really wish he'd get back with Rockstar, his own channel on GTA 6 would be immense, full circle as well since he used to be an intern at Vice City Radio.
"-Hey listen guy, you don't know my story alright? My mother raised me and my grandmather raised me but we will wake up everyday and we had no money, we had no water. You know we use for water? -Urine, i don't know what? -Tears.The tears of my family.That's what we had to drink, cause we had no money. -So you milked your grandmother like she is some kinda tearcow. -You don't understand our culture man. -No i don't! I see it on the television, you in all the fucking shitty singer competitions on TV, cause all we've got passion.
Think he left because he didn't like the way R* is going, even one it's creators of the company left recently. Blame Take Two who own the company they are the ones who pushed R* to shove shark cards in the online portion
@@dnakatomiuk I don’t think that’s the case. I read that he respected R* but his sister was unfortunately diagnosed with cancer, and wanted more time to spend with her. I wish him and his sis the best.
Lazlow : I don't wanna be Perv Guy : There we go Lazlow : I just don't wanna be Perv Guy : Ah there we go Lazlow : I...just... don't....wanna...be Perv Guy : Ah and there it is, see? That's all I wanted to do
I love the way he changed over the years Lazlo had his own story!!! In gta 3 he was the wise cracking cool guy who made fun of the crazies, in SA he didn't have a show but he calls in and says how he got kicked off the radio, and here in GTA 4 he's the one who's getting laughed at from all the callers for being "out of touch" Rockstar used to be so brilliant! I don't think rock star could be this funny any more though. Alot of people have forgotten how to laugh!!!!!
The even sadder thing is that people say that there are 2 separate universes, but some of the things that were mentioned on this radio segment tell you otherwise.
@@xscythe67 I believe it is all one universe, just different time periods. But I can't say for sure! having different universes wouldn't make much sense in my opinion for this being a more based in reality kinda game.
He is on the radio in GTA:SA. He takes over Entertaining America after Billy Dexters brain starts leaking. It even ties in with the story. He interviews OG Loc and even mentions that Big Smoke has taken over LS.
@@RebelPride1993Having different universes makes sense because the 3d GTA games are extremely different from the HD ones in terms of the city and everything
The problem with this city, man look around you, look at this skirts look what their wearing they wear these things and they don't want you to touch them all of a sudden a cop is after you their boyfriends are after you why you want to show me parts of your body I wanna touch them is that a crime
Absolute gold and still as funny (if not even better) all these years later. The absence of Lazlow Jones (and others) in GTA 6 will leave huge gaps in its subtlety and humour IMO.
This was the best of lazlow. This encouraged me to listen to the few episodes of the real lazlow show that are up on RUclips, and they are nothing but gold. Too bad he didn’t continue it.
I used to listen to liberty rock radio Ever since i found out about this radio its the only thing ive been putting. And as a brazilian that likes testing his english comprehesion I can say this is my favourite radio of all time.
I used to drive around with this on thinking I could eventually find them in game. Lazlow would mention being in the middle of times square or wherever and I would immediately make a beeline there on the lookout for a bald prick with radio gear.
Still laughing, enjoying the commentary of Lazlow talking any pedestrian and crazy lines they talk to one another. 32:55 But still my favourite is him and Theodore (the guy playing saxophone) and making me smile yet cough when laughing hard.
Giving Lazlow a whole radio station to himself to just ramble on endlessly with was one of the best things Rockstar ever did I don't think any GTA radio show can top this unless they let Lazlow loose like this again.
Chakra attack
Kenny Reveles GTA6 - Debate radio show. Lazlow vs. Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris
They let Lazlow choose the soundtrack to Vice City (and their other games too). Now THAT'S the best thing Rockstar has ever done.
+Kenny Reveles Chakra was really annoying. 2 good sexist jokes and that's it. They tried to make it like a serious dumb guy on the radio show.
gta v- chakra attack with Dr deangello harris.
jb smoove shiits on this. but this is hilarious
The first skit with Lazlo and the hotdog guy is really funny. If you listen carefully you can hear them both laughing at each other's lines, some of it was probably improved
The part I find funniest is the hot dog guy is voiced by Fred Armisen, most infamous for the "Straight to Jail" meme.
Its amazing
Are you stupid? Everything is scripted stfu
@@GreasyMcNasty I was just trying to look up if it was him. Sounds just like him.
@@GreasyMcNasty Fred Armisen voices 3 characters on Lazlow’s show, I love it
This genuinely never gets old no matter how many times I come back to it
I remember playing GTA IV and just driving around listening to this...
Me too. The gta 5 one us shit
I pause it and then listen to it its the best
+Michael Townley I did a mission while this one was playing and i just waited and listened in front of the checkpoint its so funny :D...
I liked driving the yellow cabs around and listening to Integrity 2.0 & Jazz Nation.
same
GTA IV was the best for social satire and political commentary. One of the best written Grand Theft Auto video games and best-written video games of its time.
Grand Theft Auto was WAAAAAY ahead of its time when it came out and it only got better
For real dude the only game I genuinely enjoyed from my experience i hope to get it again one day
No
@@TheSultan1470 damn 😔
@Abraham Sanchez You will never sadly. Rockstar, and more broadly, the world, is sterile and pussified.
"DNA never lies...except in a few rare sexual assault cases"
I laughed when he said Jackfuckistan.
paul bag stfu libtard
paul bag looks like we got triggered snowflake
Right I lost it 😂
"Let me touch them...and I'll go away."
My favorite part
All of a sudden the cops are after you
..schools.....
“Is that a crime?!?”😂😂
@@Shark_King325
Umm... Kind of, yeah.
40 minutes of Lazlow making fun of himself. Hilarious!
48:12
This station made the city feel that much more alive and real I loved listening to this while just driving
This is way better than GTA 5 Lazlow
I loved him in Vice City and GTA 3 too,he became a bithc in GTA 5.
you know if you actually listen to the broadcast Lazlow runs into some "trouble" and ends up losing his host duties of his show to Michelle. Plus he expands his radio duties to host a TV show.
HurriShane00, are you referring to Niko Bellic's ex-girlfriend?
Hmm never thought of that,,,, Just assumed Michelle was just some random chick. maybe it is Nikko's ex-girlfriend. that would be kind of a cool twist.
HurriShane00 It's not GTA 4 Michelle, her real name's Karen and in GTA 5 she's lead interrogator for the IAA so it's very unlikely she'd be a talk show host.
"Lazlow? That's a clown name." Killed me so badly.
Lol I crack up every time. Even more hilarious is its voiced by Fred Armisen.
Lazlow
That's a clown name.
Killed me so badly.
Lol I crack up every time. Even more hilarious is its voiced by Fred Armisen
What a Masterpiece. I have listened to this at least a dozen times.
Bro me literally
This is gold. Still listening in 2022.
sw19921709 I am listening in 2018. 😁
Dmitriy K. This station is so funny
2019
still listening in 2019
in 2020
24:46 Predicted TikTok (and Vine) lol.
24:54 "Can't get arrested." Lmao!!!!
13:22 - "Hey I'm not like that. I'm not a knob goblin."
That stuck with me for years that I still use it to this day.
This has made me want to go and find my GTA IV game and play it. I loved this so much, the same with Chatterbox from GTA III. Lazlow at his best!
GTAIII chatterbox has no skip
Love that saxophone guy lol
the beginning with the hotdog guy was funny 😂😂
"Nobody's gonna be talking about MP3's in a couple years"
*2018*
_Huh, what are the odds_
2008 was a different time
"Nobody's gonna be talking about streaming in a couple years"
*2028*
_Huh, what are the odds_
lol, love to read lil kids talking about what is going to happen, while they cant say shit about when they are planning to move out of his moms house. Nobody talking about that :D
@@sickofit1304 what?
@@Dank_Dank i dont stream i buy cd's :)
Years later and im still listening to Lazlow!
The best radio station in the game
I also enjoyed PLR and WKTT. Fuckin' awesome.
TripleX205
Beatrice Fontaine
I liked that
TripleX205 Richard Bastion Show is damn funny
Illuminati confirmed it.
I only really care to listen to lazlow.
thats a clown's name... wahahahahhaa
"You look at your best friend, and wonder. What if? You know?"
😂😂😂😂
integrity 3.0 in GTA VI :D
VI-Rock please X)
See thats the kinda thing we need not 6 hip hop stations.
@@ashleybensonfirstlady4292 GTA 5 only featured 2 hip hop stations
@@averageamerican1548 come again? They play rap on like 6 different stations now
Rockstar is Popstar now. Let that sink in
The conversation at 23:12 made me laugh the hardest!! "Daaaaaamn, you've got some problems, son!!" LOL
“Break dancing, are you kidding?! GET AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE!”
@@p.t.archive3020 Hahahaha!!
@@jmdnelson4891 One of my most favorite lines in Integrity 2.0. 😂
4 mins in and a hotdog vendors head is in hotdog water.
HAHAHAHA
I wonder did he have a chocolate starfish?
@@andy9118 maybe Fred maybe😎
Had me dying
“Please don’t do that”
GTA IV had not only had the best narrative, but it’s easily the funniest game in the entire series. We never appreciated what we had back in 2008, truly.
First thing he does is argue and boil a hot dog vendors face! Lol this is the Lazlow I love.
God dang Lazlo. This is THE BEST talk show ever. Riding in the car with it on, someone pulled up to me and asked me what I was listening to, lol. They loved it!!
Same with me
😂😂
One of the best radio stations in GTA history. Really wish he'd get back with Rockstar, his own channel on GTA 6 would be immense, full circle as well since he used to be an intern at Vice City Radio.
I lost it when lazlow drowned that poor hotdog stand guy's head in water 😂
I wish the radio was like this in real life
The FCC would have a field day
It would be a total distraction to people 😂🤣🤣
It is now a days
Listen to Howard stern
@@Darkfa1r bababooey bababooey Howard Stern bababooey!!!
"dude I lost my right arm, dude who cares you can drum"
I was driving with my grandma today and I had this playing. She thought it was real for the first few minutes
Lazlow disses his brother for being on tv, But 5 years later Lazlow himself becomes the host of fame or shame. How is that integrity?
It's not, it's integrity 2.0
Lazlow changes like any human lol, hits rock bottom and sells moral integrity to stay afloat
Lazlow's "integrity" is just an attempt at marketing his show I think lol
@@Mduenisch It's because there's a trend in the game where millennials keep using the term "Web 2.0." You hear it a lot in the Weazle News reports
"-Hey listen guy, you don't know my story alright? My mother raised me and my grandmather raised me but we will wake up everyday and we had no money, we had no water. You know we use for water?
-Urine, i don't know what?
-Tears.The tears of my family.That's what we had to drink, cause we had no money.
-So you milked your grandmother like she is some kinda tearcow.
-You don't understand our culture man.
-No i don't! I see it on the television, you in all the fucking shitty singer competitions on TV, cause all we've got passion.
"Well guess what I've got... I've got a convertible."
@Funtime Lolbit tch... Hippie ?
"Bitch what the fuck you talking about you said you was gonna pay me two fuckin dollars" XD first time I heard that I died
Hector Sierra Sounds like Yusuf a bit.
I haven't got change I only got a 5
+bighec 321 that part's funny
yeah when i first heard this i died
He sounded like a Jamaican a little bit there.
If only real radio was like this
The FCC would SHIT.
Stern was pretty close in the 90s but not really
Opie and Anthony was like this
@@carloseskimo 1000000000%
Agreed!
Even though it has been over 12 years since this was recorded, it feels like nothing about American culture and the new media has changed.
Yea you used to be funny now you just suck
Steph Nuggs your mom was funny when she made you
@@StephNuggs No one asked
Pandemic baby!!!!
Why is this subsection sounds like gta online?
It sucks that he left, I was really looking forward to him in GTA 6.
Maybe he still has his part in there.
im sure he'd come back and record more lines, you don't just leave a job like that and **not** still have some connections
Think he left because he didn't like the way R* is going, even one it's creators of the company left recently. Blame Take Two who own the company they are the ones who pushed R* to shove shark cards in the online portion
@@dnakatomiuk I don’t think that’s the case. I read that he respected R* but his sister was unfortunately diagnosed with cancer, and wanted more time to spend with her. I wish him and his sis the best.
He left ????
Lazlow? That's a *C L O W N* name
That's a stupid clown.
im a sad lil clown
Dying!
🤡🤡🤡
I been around
The Hot Dog guy and The Pervert always crack me up .
They were both voiced by Fred Armisen!
@@austincharles967 Your name is Lazlow? Straight to Jail.
Georgy too!
"So you milked your grandma like some kinda tear cow"🤣🤣🤣
I was rolling when that interviewee went, "I'm not a knob goblin!" 😂😂😂
“Aye listen guy your name is lazlow and your making fun of me that a clown name that a stupid clown” hilarious!!!!
I loved this version of Lazlow, he was walking around and engaging people. GTA 5 Lazlow is just sad and reliving the glory days.
32:55 God dame boy you just talk and talk and talk
And never say nuthdin
You said you gone pay me 2 f***ing dollaz LMBO
"Guy, you name is Laslow and you make funny of me?" LMAO
"old man!? You bih" 😂😂😂😂 27:09
I remember that 😂😂
this is lazlow ' s best in my opinion
*That Spanish dude in the beginning is too funny, you stoopid?, we are a comedy team right?, come on mang*
BLOOD1MONEY lmao
BLOOD1MONEY well central American. I would've thought Puerto Rican since liberty city is basically new fork
Ocelotl Chimalpahin New Fork?
Oh you know, Yew Fork? Big city.
@@Dragzilla66 he's not rican tho lol
I wish radio and tv was more like this.
Lazlow: I’m sorry I’m stupefied I can’t understand what you’re saying
Hotdog Vendors: you stupid?
😂😂😂
Does anyone else listen to this while driving, feeling like in gta?😂🤔
22:53
"maybe its this moustache or this sexually suggestive T-shirt that freaks people out?"
I feel personally attacked....
Lazlow : I don't wanna be
Perv Guy : There we go
Lazlow : I just don't wanna be
Perv Guy : Ah there we go
Lazlow : I...just... don't....wanna...be
Perv Guy : Ah and there it is, see? That's all I wanted to do
"Yeah well I didn't wanna give you blue balls on my radio show"
Sigh! What a day!
i get the sense that Lazlow is the Kanye of the radio world
Holy shit you are spot on
Patton Oswald
On GTA III
no, lazlo is lazlo
no lazlow is pathetically funny
24:50 they predicted tiktok
"Can I download it?"
What?
you make fun of me and your name is lazlow ahahahaha i die hearing that
After seeing Lazlo in GTA 5 I can only imagine what kind of pervy mustache he said he has in this lol
"Hes still a dork and people still give him jobs"
Makes me cry X'D
“Maybe they feel sorry for him” lol
“He’s getting older, but not wiser”
"Oh oh yeah yeah righttt, I love your show! I love it!! Lesley with the show Intimacyyyyy..." 😂😂
Love that part😂
"Please... hippy" LMAO this guy is awesome
😂😂😂
😂
Its 2019 and I'm here listening to this
First let me tell hi to everybodyyy, that guy is awesome
+Turk Aslan that guy had me dying sir xD xD xD xD
I wanna say hi to the guys down at the docks, dey always so nice to me.
The voice actor is Portlandia actor Fred Armisen
“Let me shove your fucking face in the hot dog water!” Lmao 😂
Lazlow is such a fucking LEGEND!!
“so you’d milk your grandmother like some kind of tear cow?”
This is my favourite radio station ever!
I would actually pay good $ for a podcast with Lazlow just saying crazy sht
YES
So you would milk your grandmother like she's some kind of tearcow 😂 never gets old
Best part
I’m dead af 😂🤣
lazlo seemed so sane on chatterbox..now..straight down the rabbit hole.
That's what fame does to you.
The world crushed his spirit 🤣
Character development
I loved this station so much! Laughed my ass off! 15:53 and the guy at 16:40 were two of many funny lines 😄
I love the way he changed over the years Lazlo had his own story!!! In gta 3 he was the wise cracking cool guy who made fun of the crazies, in SA he didn't have a show but he calls in and says how he got kicked off the radio, and here in GTA 4 he's the one who's getting laughed at from all the callers for being "out of touch" Rockstar used to be so brilliant! I don't think rock star could be this funny any more though. Alot of people have forgotten how to laugh!!!!!
The even sadder thing is that people say that there are 2 separate universes, but some of the things that were mentioned on this radio segment tell you otherwise.
@@xscythe67 I believe it is all one universe, just different time periods. But I can't say for sure! having different universes wouldn't make much sense in my opinion for this being a more based in reality kinda game.
But the way the callers for the stations talk about things that happened in previous games it tells me that it's all connected in the same world.
He is on the radio in GTA:SA. He takes over Entertaining America after Billy Dexters brain starts leaking. It even ties in with the story. He interviews OG Loc and even mentions that Big Smoke has taken over LS.
@@RebelPride1993Having different universes makes sense because the 3d GTA games are extremely different from the HD ones in terms of the city and everything
This is literally everything I'd listen to this in real like just nonstop in the car
I always turn turn the rest of the volume low and integrity 2.0 is mein gta 4 luver
Always play this and plr and wktt
"If I bleed for seven days I die"
I can drive for more tha 30 mins without hitting something, lol.
squirrels chaseboys Wrong radio station. Still funny, though.
Yeah, the woman joke is WKTT for reference. The other funny station but this is god tier.
The problem with this city, man look around you, look at this skirts look what their wearing they wear these things and they don't want you to touch them all of a sudden a cop is after you their boyfriends are after you why you want to show me parts of your body I wanna touch them is that a crime
33:31 made me bust my ass laughing lmfaoo
"I'm so tired of his tiny puppet junk, I need a real man to fill me full of gunk!" ~Sploosh~ "Ooh!"
I love that line, man. 😂
They predicted the future
Absolute gold and still as funny (if not even better) all these years later. The absence of Lazlow Jones (and others) in GTA 6 will leave huge gaps in its subtlety and humour IMO.
This was the best of lazlow. This encouraged me to listen to the few episodes of the real lazlow show that are up on RUclips, and they are nothing but gold. Too bad he didn’t continue it.
I used to listen to liberty rock radio
Ever since i found out about this radio its the only thing ive been putting.
And as a brazilian that likes testing his english comprehesion
I can say this is my favourite radio of all time.
Ha ha a clever way to learn English comprehension
"tear cow" I died
21:16 yo i delivering weed
Lazlow: but you only like 13
Young man : exactly
"I am trying to send a text message"
"I aM tRyInG tO sEnD a TeXt MeSsAgE"
LOL
33:00 I love you, Theodore, never change bro.
42:13 Jorge, Lazlo's wingman.
46:00 Homo, homo. 🤣😂👏🏾
46:45 Wtf, Lazlo?🤣😂🖕🏾
I would listen to this while pretending to be late for my fake work life while I played lol
I listen to this in my car while driving in the city occasionally. Really makes it feel like gta 🤣
😂
"next thing you know, your looking at your best friend and even tho he's a guy, you start thinking....what if?" Wtf? Lmfaoo 😂
27:08 "old man!??!?! ygujh you bih...." MAN THAT SHIT HAS BEEN MAKING ME LAUGH HARD SINCE 2008 AND STILL DOES XDDDDDD
Absolute gold 🤣🤣🤣
@@enjoi3647718
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
19:05 Lazlows reaction to that 😂😂😂😂
I used to drive around with this on thinking I could eventually find them in game. Lazlow would mention being in the middle of times square or wherever and I would immediately make a beeline there on the lookout for a bald prick with radio gear.
Makes me wish I still had my x box and had that ballad of gay tony disc
The Hot Dog guy was my favorite
I like the burger guy better. "Who wants my meat?"
Nico The Bear, ikr that’s what I came here for🤣😭, I’m late af was just reminiscing this game
Same 😭i always got happy when the hot dog guy appear
"Shut up!"
"No.. No.. You.. You shut up!"
😂
i can't tell if he was raped at the end or it was just lazlow running
This is one of my favorite radio station in GTA IV, and funny too.
This and Pressing Issues on Vice City were absolutely GOD TIER
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS HAIR SPRAY?"
Maurice Chaves 1986
Let's press the issue!
Who tf out in Liberty City getting fleeced with $300 qtrs
Still laughing, enjoying the commentary of Lazlow talking any pedestrian and crazy lines they talk to one another. 32:55 But still my favourite is him and Theodore (the guy playing saxophone) and making me smile yet cough when laughing hard.
Homeboy followed home 2 blocks while playing his saxophone
Damn that saxophone 😂😂
44:05, Lesbos? HA!!! 😂😂😂 Love his reaction!
did u just call me a a horse no not really but now that u mention it hahaha