Nobody does it like Rockstar Games. I have been playing Grand Theft Auto since GTA3 and I really like how they've continued to bring back different characters for the different games and include parodies of popular culture and recreate various major cities and clones of automobiles. I like how they have kept Lazlo around since GTA3 and everything else. I would like to see them bring back Fernando the love expert. A new Grand Theft Auto game where you can play as a rogue police officer would be an interesting change I would like to see them do next. I would like to see Tommy Vercetti, Carl "CJ" Johnson, Niko Bellic, and some other previous characters return in future games as well.
+gedaman You haven't heard Fernando in 5, he tries not to be such a "ladies man" lol. Have you watched Jack Howitzer on the ingame TV? Also down the street from Franklin's first house is a building dedicated to BJ Smith lol
+gedaman You haven't heard Fernando in 5, he tries not to be such a "ladies man" lol. Have you watched Jack Howitzer on the ingame TV? Also down the street from Franklin's first house is a building dedicated to BJ Smith lol
11:13 "You see, the healthcare industry is failing millions of Americans. We've overregulated the insurance companies, so they can't turn a healthy profit. The net result is that millions of hardworking Americans who invested in these companies are losing money. It's a national disgrace." This is gold.
When I was younger listening to this radio station, I had no idea what they were talking about, but now listening back on it, I'm laughing my ass off. It's so clever and fairly topical, considering when this game came out.
8:40 "i love your campaign commercials its the best part of election season 18 months of attack ads where you have no clue whats going on and you learn to hate everyone"
I met Bill Hader on Nantucket (at the Film Festival). He just got in his car, and I went up to the car and he lowered his window (passenger seat). I shook his hand and said "I loved you on the GTA IV radio station" and he smiled and laughed saying "Hey, thanks man" so I asked for a picture and took one real quick. He looked like he never heard anyone compliment him on GTA IV before. I figured he always hears about SNL and other movies, but for me I had to shout out GTA IV.
Man the nostalgia almost brings a tear to my eye. This was just amazing and GTA IV outdid themselves with the in game media like the radio stations, the cabaret club, the comedy club. Man it was just so ahead of its time and even though it gets a bit of hate today, I still love it and would still happily play it for hours.
"I'm gonna give you the spanking of your life you little dork" "There are statues of you in Tansmania, covered in pigeon shit" I'm dead GTA4 had the best talk shows ever hahaha
"Drilling holes! It's an ancient form of medicine. If you have a headache, people will run over to you and start drilling a hole in your head. If you have a heartburn, they drill a hole in your heart. If you practice witchcraft, they drown you or burn you just to check." -Waylin Mason PLR Gta 4 2008
It's "David and Goliath"; but, we're all David when it comes to fighting the health-care industry. And this time, it's not a rock. It's our nuts in a sling.
I actually surprised how relevant this was for being made in 2007/2008, and I kind of realized the same problems are still here, this country is no different. Its just presented in a different way. This is actually eye opening hilarity aside.
Absolutely amazing! GTA IV talk radio was very on point and accurate with its critique of American culture. It's very funny, props to those who wrote the script
Out of all the movies and games I've gone through, nothing has creeped me out more than the part of GTA radio when a guy takes a power drill to people's heads.
Marchitect True but communism is on the far left of the spectrum, just as fascism is on the far right. Regardless I enjoy the satire of both sides in gta games
It's hilarious that rockstar allowed that "I get paid millions to say stuff written by people who got paid hundreds" line. Idk what the writers for gta 4 got, just sure hope they were compensated better than the guy who played Niko
@@merrylakay8310 Finally, someone who isn't sensitive. I remember when South Park was still being made back when sensitivity wasn't a thing, they wouldn't be able to make anymore episodes in today's world where everyone is too PC. Wait, what? Seriously though, it's just a trend to claim that everyone is "too sensitive", one that you'll immediately realize is untrue when you stop letting the internet do your thinking for you. I've seen countless posts online saying that exact same thing, and not once have I ever seen any "sensitive" people, if everyone is so sensitive nowadays, then where are they? where? where? where? where? It's just a ton of victim mentality BS, said by people acting like they're drowning in a deep sea of sensitivity, while being held up by millions of scuba diving yesmen. Besides, remember when video games were being accused of causing violence? remember the PMRC? remember when D&D was accused of promoting satanism? remember the Hays Code? remember tons of other times when people acted sensitive in the past? sensitivity has always existed, and sensitive people are just a minority that aren't even that loud. If anything, I'd say people are less sensitive, because even though those were just small groups of people as well, they were still larger scale than any recent controversy I can think of
"I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of public dialogue!"
I was too young when the game first came out so naturally preferred more dynamic radios like Vladivostok FM (since I'm Russian) or Liberty Rock Radio, but having grown since then and having gotten into SNL and stand-up made me wanna revisit it with paying more attention to talk radios like this one with witty political comments and satire. Also, Bill Hader is on this station?! So cool
"It is Bob, isn't it?" "No! It's Michael!" "Exactly. That was a trick question. You were named after Saint Michael." "Noo, I was named after my uncle who died. Uncle Mike." "I'm talking to him right now." Wtf 😭😭😭
Hey Brandon....... I really like you in all the situation Comedy's...... Like, like when you go back To elementary school as an adult. .... And sleep with your mother by mistake...... 😂😂😂 .... Its funny as Sh#t❗❗❗..... We need more PLR RADIO PLEASE❗❗❗
17:13 gold "Why are we sittin', in a waiting room... While some @ss hole... some limp... @ss nuts plays golf and makes a million dollars a year to scribble on little pieces of paper that nobody can read... it's it's that's like they are writing SECRETS!..... IT'S A CONSPIRACY!"
I just image a Joe Rogan type scene with a crazy guy with a drill moving back and forth between the two others, trying to decide who deserves the drill most. Fuckin hysterical
This comment was posted 3 years ago and thus I'm assuming you've found your answer by now, but for anyone else (and if you haven't), I'm pretty sure it's Lazlow Jones, who writes material for the radio stations and pedestrian dialogue as well as hosting his own show in the game. There might be multiple writers but I know he's the main writer.
GTA Talk radio stations should get awards for writing alone. The satire is deep, intelligent, and biting because it's depressingly real.
Nobody does it like Rockstar Games. I have been playing Grand Theft Auto since GTA3 and I really like how they've continued to bring back different characters for the different games and include parodies of popular culture and recreate various major cities and clones of automobiles. I like how they have kept Lazlo around since GTA3 and everything else. I would like to see them bring back Fernando the love expert. A new Grand Theft Auto game where you can play as a rogue police officer would be an interesting change I would like to see them do next. I would like to see Tommy Vercetti, Carl "CJ" Johnson, Niko Bellic, and some other previous characters return in future games as well.
marhadiasak its insane how much better they do radio shows than real fucking radio shows.
+gedaman You haven't heard Fernando in 5, he tries not to be such a "ladies man" lol. Have you watched Jack Howitzer on the ingame TV? Also down the street from Franklin's first house is a building dedicated to BJ Smith lol
+gedaman You haven't heard Fernando in 5, he tries not to be such a "ladies man" lol. Have you watched Jack Howitzer on the ingame TV? Also down the street from Franklin's first house is a building dedicated to BJ Smith lol
Agreed. I wish they would bring back Gardening with Maurice (SAndreas) but nobody wants to work with Andy Dick anymore.
11:13 "You see, the healthcare industry is failing millions of Americans. We've overregulated the insurance companies, so they can't turn a healthy profit. The net result is that millions of hardworking Americans who invested in these companies are losing money. It's a national disgrace."
This is gold.
Luigi Mangione
When I was younger listening to this radio station, I had no idea what they were talking about, but now listening back on it, I'm laughing my ass off. It's so clever and fairly topical, considering when this game came out.
Yeah I was only listening to it cause how realistic the stations are xD. Never understood what they were actually saying.
There’s a reason why these games are rated +18
Had to listen to 13:36 like 3-5 times. It's gold. The old man blames video games for slaughter thoughts while justifying his war mongering propaganda.
Gold? Where?! Hand it over! Now, bitch!
Ha! That old man didn’t knew he was in video game, Gta 4
Liberal
@@TheSultan1470 the LIBTARDS don’t want to kill people 🤬🤬🤬🤬 grrrrr I can’t believe it
That is the American Libcon in a nutshell...
15:33
"Kifflom man! Kifflom!"
"Shut up!"
I love that part and that outro song
Kifflom is still alive in rdr 2
@Wilbur Wafer kifflom is a god with a red birthmark on his right eye , basically jesus in the Rockstar universe ,
@@lamborgini86 Not Jesus, it's Satan.
@@wafflebotus satan is a evil god , lucifier is what you're looking for , lucifer has as much power as jesus but not as god
23:58 “Life makes no sense, when fish are gay.”
Bro why does that sound like Bill Hader 😂
@@Valverockstarfanyour not gonna believe this but…
“They’re turning the fish gay!” ~ Alex Jones in an alternate universe (probably)
Freaking frogs gay
"She kept AIDS drugs out of the hands of poor people just so her CEO could buy a plane!"
"No it was a boat, not a plane!"😂😂
I love listening to GTA talk radio on my jobsite radio. It doesn't take long for someone to ask "What kind of station is this?"
That's awesome
Haha that's hella funny
69 likes, nice
8:40 "i love your campaign commercials its the best part of election season 18 months of attack ads where you have no clue whats going on and you learn to hate everyone"
I met Bill Hader on Nantucket (at the Film Festival). He just got in his car, and I went up to the car and he lowered his window (passenger seat). I shook his hand and said "I loved you on the GTA IV radio station" and he smiled and laughed saying "Hey, thanks man" so I asked for a picture and took one real quick.
He looked like he never heard anyone compliment him on GTA IV before. I figured he always hears about SNL and other movies, but for me I had to shout out GTA IV.
Lol
“Tell you what Mr. Mason, just drill them both but hurry it up.” I couldn’t agree more with him
"Kifflom, man. Kifflom."
"Shut up."
That fucking health debate is hilarious.
16:57
-Waylon Mason
-What?
-Ah Walyon I'm just saying welcome to the show.
- Ahhh I didn't na in' na
-Okay....
Best part of the show! Hahaha
He sounds like trevor in gta v
@@nikeshasilva2060 not even close
Sounds more like Carl from aqua teen hunger force
🤣🤣🤣😂fax... best part!
Man the nostalgia almost brings a tear to my eye. This was just amazing and GTA IV outdid themselves with the in game media like the radio stations, the cabaret club, the comedy club. Man it was just so ahead of its time and even though it gets a bit of hate today, I still love it and would still happily play it for hours.
IV XX GTA 4 has the best campaign
this is one thing GTA 5 lacked. It's talk radio stations aren't that great
Chakra attack 1 and 2 is funny and they even made a remake of chatterbox on gta 5 called chattersphere
yeah man the radio stations are boring, who the hell did they hire
@@pemuda7075 It's the same guy who voices Laslo
I loved chakra attack. I geeked out at it multiple times
Hey doctor Ray is amazing
This was written 10 years ago and it’s more relevant now than it was then.
Rick Shapiro and Bill Hader! 15:40
thank you!
Bill Hader is a fellow Oklahoman, although I'm sure he doesn't admit that! Haha
i was such a fool for not picking up on this years ago. A FOOOLLLL!!!!!
GTA4 radio used top notch voice actors and it more than payed off
Thank you I was trying to find this
"I'm gonna give you the spanking of your life you little dork"
"There are statues of you in Tansmania, covered in pigeon shit"
I'm dead GTA4 had the best talk shows ever hahaha
Bill hader is funny as hell in this lmfao 19:00 is
"Drilling holes! It's an ancient form of medicine. If you have a headache, people will run over to you and start drilling a hole in your head. If you have a heartburn, they drill a hole in your heart. If you practice witchcraft, they drown you or burn you just to check."
-Waylin Mason
PLR Gta 4 2008
We should lower the number of people and turn them into compost for our crops. LOL!! That child is devilish.
I blame video games.
I was in the gym listening this and burst out laughing and everyone started staring at me lol
I don't regret it
I think that should be standard penalty for murder, pedophilia, sex offences and rape.
Greta Thunberg. It's amazing how prescient this game was.
@@rosskaske6357 Greta is a lefty.. The kid on the show is right wing
It's "David and Goliath"; but, we're all David when it comes to fighting the health-care industry.
And this time, it's not a rock.
It's our nuts in a sling.
His name is David and Goliath????
And....sometimes when inebriated father and daughter but no-one talks about it. Lol
This is some next level satire. Way ahead of its time.
Don’t underrate the 2000s. Not much has changed 15 years ago but our services, products, norms, and whatever frivolous thing I’m missing.
I actually surprised how relevant this was for being made in 2007/2008, and I kind of realized the same problems are still here, this country is no different. Its just presented in a different way. This is actually eye opening hilarity aside.
@@Yarmoxcan't wait for GTA 6 Radio 📻
@@thedriver99 Rockstar said they weren't gonna go as hard on the satire so the radio stations are gonna be boring
25:19 to 26:34 i was in chase car missions i stopped my car to hear this and it was gold.
darkest hypocrisy
13:43 and 14:52 LOL I died when I heard this in game
Same here buddy! 😂😂
same
I absolutely lost it when the spanking started though. That was the icing on the cake
And that child grew up to become Thanos
That's an ugly kid.
I like your Linkin Park photo there, I miss Chester
That kid is pretty badass
The funniest parts are Zack Tyler's interview and the healthcare debate!
omg yess 😂😂😂
Absolutely amazing! GTA IV talk radio was very on point and accurate with its critique of American culture. It's very funny, props to those who wrote the script
Out of all the movies and games I've gone through, nothing has creeped me out more than the part of GTA radio when a guy takes a power drill to people's heads.
+Zachary Pugh Hahaha I laughed my ass off! They all deserved it. xD
harry lonsdale Goodness GRACIOUS!
SunBunz drill them both Mr mason.
harry lonsdale NO! Please! I've got some free samples!!!
SunBunz what happened to this poor woman? Well she died, but it just goes to show....
"Life is stressful. Up the dose!"😂
15:00 "Come here, I'm gonna give you a spanking of your life you little dork! You gonna learn some respect!"
30:35
"I wanna make that much off of this doctor who - who - who - who's ignoring the WORRRRRLD! Playing golf!"
I laughed so fucking hard lmao
"he's making up words to an argument!" hahahahaha fucking hell
for those who came looking for the "Sherman solves world hunger" clip 12:20
"The only thing that makes people better is drugs, not hokem pokem, not shitting in a bag and sleeping with my dad"
I never noticed the fist is directly inspired by the communist fist symbol. Probably a joke about how it's a liberal talk radio.
It was written by liberals to mock conservatives
Justin Rowe No, that's WKTT you're thinking of.
+Justin Rowe it's just a bunch of Brits mocking America in general.
Liberals aren't communists though, most communists hate liberals
Marchitect True but communism is on the far left of the spectrum, just as fascism is on the far right. Regardless I enjoy the satire of both sides in gta games
is that Bill Hader? LMAO brings back good memories
"Just because you have insurance, why use it? Why should we pay just because we said we would?" 😂🤣
"Cuz you said you would." 😂
"Too risky to save!"
rofl this show just makes me laugh
No one has made an animation using these scripts yet?
Thanks for the upload. There's so much to do in GTA 4 that there's no time to listen to these speaking stations.
Kimmo Laine 0w ZTE
The seance Line is GENIUS! ;D The lady and the callers are all just perfect!
31:34 Luigi Mangione would be proud of this guy. Things don’t change…
"I'm gonna drill the smugness right outta your third eye!" "Impossible."
RighBread i think he confused the Target audience.
no one knows what officially is hokum pokum, and that's a fact !
Listening to this back then was funny. It's kind of scary that this rhetoric is the norm now. I fear for the future of the USA
We’re fine
@@JMR_2028 we aren't
@@reaper88. he meant we're fucked(Stockholm syndrome is a mf to translate)
What are you talking about?!
@@murdasippislimYou people are lucky you weren't there to witness ths 60s and 70s lol. Prolly think the world is going to end
"Why should we pay for insurance just because we said we would?' " cause you said you would!" 😂
Incredible work. Talk radio was the cherry on top of the GTA series.
19:00 My man Bill Hader 😄
Hell yes thanks for the timestamp, my man Bill Hader 😄
It's hilarious that rockstar allowed that "I get paid millions to say stuff written by people who got paid hundreds" line. Idk what the writers for gta 4 got, just sure hope they were compensated better than the guy who played Niko
i love how the little kid says "Mike" with such disdain, you can hear the hatred in his voice
34:24 I had to pay attention to what they were talking about more than the mission I was on XDDDD So fun
I like when guy spank the kid part 😅
+Elijah Gonzalez
"Your movies suck! Ow!!!"
I remember I crashed my car because I was laughing my butt off! XD
FireFlameSenpai you're*
I came back, because of that
@@marja_2161 In the game I hope 😅
"IGNORING THE WOOOOOORRRRLLLLD, PLAYING GOLF!"
Thanks for uploading. I never had the chance to really listen to these while playing the game.
"you can have my wife i don't care" hahahahahahahaha
Best from 30:08
This insurance talk is great & true.
The talk show hosts are probably one of the most earnest, unbiased (relatively speaking) people on GTA radio.
I wish talk shows like this existed irl.
So many people would get triggered over them
People are really sensetive nowadays...
boy do I have news for you
you are part of the people theyre making fun of lol
@@merrylakay8310 Finally, someone who isn't sensitive. I remember when South Park was still being made back when sensitivity wasn't a thing, they wouldn't be able to make anymore episodes in today's world where everyone is too PC. Wait, what?
Seriously though, it's just a trend to claim that everyone is "too sensitive", one that you'll immediately realize is untrue when you stop letting the internet do your thinking for you. I've seen countless posts online saying that exact same thing, and not once have I ever seen any "sensitive" people, if everyone is so sensitive nowadays, then where are they? where? where? where? where?
It's just a ton of victim mentality BS, said by people acting like they're drowning in a deep sea of sensitivity, while being held up by millions of scuba diving yesmen. Besides, remember when video games were being accused of causing violence? remember the PMRC? remember when D&D was accused of promoting satanism? remember the Hays Code? remember tons of other times when people acted sensitive in the past? sensitivity has always existed, and sensitive people are just a minority that aren't even that loud. If anything, I'd say people are less sensitive, because even though those were just small groups of people as well, they were still larger scale than any recent controversy I can think of
@@the_motherfuckerbanger of a comment
6:16
12:05
42:07 PLR (Public Liberty Radio) commercial
"She'd make a good receptacle for my DNA juice" lmao
😂😂😂😂
45:20 is the funniest fucking call I've ever heard
15:07 little kid name Zachary Tyler getting Spanked 🖐 😂🤣made me Laugh Hard
This is just shot after shot with no pause oh my god I am laughing so hard
"I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of public dialogue!"
I was too young when the game first came out so naturally preferred more dynamic radios like Vladivostok FM (since I'm Russian) or Liberty Rock Radio, but having grown since then and having gotten into SNL and stand-up made me wanna revisit it with paying more attention to talk radios like this one with witty political comments and satire. Also, Bill Hader is on this station?! So cool
SNL sucks MADtv is where is it at.
you ain't even a person man !
Waylon Mason is the men !
She'd make a fine receptacle for my DNA juice. Hahahahaha
i just sat here for 50 mins listening to this... "funny i remember every word from when i played "GTA4"
Uncle Mike fought the Moors?! I thought he worked in construction!
Someone please let me know: Is it weird that I listen to gta 4 radio more than actual radio while driving?
"It is Bob, isn't it?"
"No! It's Michael!"
"Exactly. That was a trick question. You were named after Saint Michael."
"Noo, I was named after my uncle who died. Uncle Mike."
"I'm talking to him right now."
Wtf 😭😭😭
God damn, this aged extremely well with most progressives today.
Let’s Go Brandon!
Whos Brandon?
@@omarhuezo3001 Joe mama
Nah this is accurate to most idiot republicans lol even WKTT on gta iv is
Huh, I'd say the same about WKTT. 😌
Alex Jones said they're trying to turn the frogs gay.
Luke Coffman but was he wrong? :p
Hey Brandon....... I really like you in all the situation Comedy's...... Like, like when you go back To elementary school as an adult.
.... And sleep with your mother by mistake...... 😂😂😂
.... Its funny as Sh#t❗❗❗..... We need more PLR RADIO PLEASE❗❗❗
He' screaming.....your screaming........I hate you,...I hate you........its in Polish but the spirit world has translate it for me! :)
Pacemaker is the best segment 15:40
Yup.
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IS OFFICIALLY HOKEM POKEM
And that's a fact!
“I blame video games”
Why does Waylon mason remind me so much of Trevor from GTA V lmao
14:46 Timmy’s dad 🤣
13:38 If you're here from the reel
16:57 is where things get interesting 🤣
17:13 gold
"Why are we sittin', in a waiting room... While some @ss hole... some limp... @ss nuts plays golf and makes a million dollars a year to scribble on little pieces of paper that nobody can read... it's it's that's like they are writing SECRETS!..... IT'S A CONSPIRACY!"
lmao yess
16:44 there you are Bill Hader hehe
List of reporters :
Fiona Scott
Candice Johnson
Joshua Crane
12:25 onward is hilarious 😂😂😂
Where did they find a 11 year old in GTA universe
You answered your own question.
"...and this time it's not a rock, it's our nuts in a sling."
I'll never hear David and Goliath quite the same lol!!!
15:53 Sounds like Richie Cunningham in Happy Days 🤣
I love listening to these stoned no better laugh
I just image a Joe Rogan type scene with a crazy guy with a drill moving back and forth between the two others, trying to decide who deserves the drill most. Fuckin hysterical
Best part is when that guy brought out the drill!
"Fuck air shows!"
I watched this only for Bill Hader and he was very funny
liamdude5 what time is he??
Аня Кириллова 19:00
i love peacemaker and have always wondered who was responsible for writing all of these?does anyone know? because id like to see there latest work.
This comment was posted 3 years ago and thus I'm assuming you've found your answer by now, but for anyone else (and if you haven't), I'm pretty sure it's Lazlow Jones, who writes material for the radio stations and pedestrian dialogue as well as hosting his own show in the game. There might be multiple writers but I know he's the main writer.
To this very day this skit still makes me laugh!!!!😂🤣😂🤣
21:14 Will forever live in my mind.
12:20 personal timestamp 😜
The second they said The Séance, I WASNT disappointed LMAO