Lazlow is like that kid in high school how was the popular one everyone liked and wanted to hang with who never moved on and burned out a year within graduation
16:45 "I quit typing in Granny Wants It Bad into search engines, and I didn't need any program to tell me to stop that. It just took my mom, walking in on me on my 31st birthday. That's the true definition of shame. A mother's boy, still struggling against adulthood, pants down, hot laptop on his thighs...things leaking out. I've brought shame on my family!" I spit out my beer and almost choked from laughing so damn hard.
Hopefully in GTA 6, Lazlow will have his own station... I hope Fernando Martinez returns as well, hopefully them arguing again like in Chatterbox in GTA III. LOL
it's just really funny lol M: Fair is you calling me a BITCH? L: That was once. M:Or stealing my jokes? L: That was twice. M: Or interrupting me?! - L: I don't interrupt you! M: Of course, you just did it again! classic 😂
Go to Lazlow.com and buy The Lazlow Show! Reed, Couzin Ed, Lazlow - all real people. One of the episodes even features the guy who did Fernando Martinez :D
+KeybladeMaster Dovahkiin If we can trade ladies, I'd let Michelle die so we can have back Molly (the woman that got killed by an airplane in Story Mode).
@@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 The funny part is that in GTA III, which is the latest in chronological order of the 3D Universe, Lazlow was quite smart.
I think the character is Lazlow and the actor/writer is Lazlow Jones, although I do feel like they used his full name in at least one of the shows. Not sure
Honestly lazlo was so underrated with the stuff he was saying because now that I'm older and I already heard what he's saying now it really hits me because I can relate sort of. He said life is full of darkness and despair punctuated by moments where we get beer and rest well I can replace the beer with something else but still 😢 relatable life is just...
"I have a fantasy football team i think about it for hours fantasizing we just won were in the locker room have the guys are nude were really pumped were taking a shower and then and then and then....."
I absolutely love how quickly this show spirals out of control. It quickly goes from a calm and casual show to Lazlow complaining about where his life went wrong. 😂
Fun fact though, if you remember The Ballad of Gay Tony from gta iv he says his full first name is Lazarus. So his full name as far as we know is Lazarus Jones.
Damn, Lazlow was my favorite character but now he's portrayed like this old, creppy mysogynistic sexual assaulting dude. If only Michelle was a killable character
Well I see that as Lazlow being a deconstruction of what I guy like him can turn into given where he started from and where he is now given his likely choices in life.
I hope Lazlow gets to be back at the top in GTA 6. Give him a new radio show, he has some of the best dialogue in the game. As for IRL Lazlow I love that he both inserted himself into the game as a character but didn't make that character a Gary Stu. His comedic writing is excellent and using himself to drive that is great!
I have to completely agree with you there. I don't like what Lazlow (the writer) has turned Lazlow (the character) into. He's gone from being clever, witty, entertaining, and overall a wonderful character (and very well-suited to radio) to an overplayed trope which only serves to, for some reason, mock the continued existence of the character.
Amazing yet tragic how Lazlow went from being one of the more "sane" characters in the 3D universe (particularly in gta 3) to a delusional self-centered prick in the HD universe. Gotta love the brains behind the radio script, Leslie Jones himself.
And especially when he was at his _sanest_ in GTA III, where he was first introduced (but chronologically the latest one). Maybe he still was a chew toy in 1998 (Liberty City Stories), and then he knew to be cautious after some little 7-year old almost got him in trouble since he could tell him what "Fuck me harder!" means. In this timeline, Reed comes back to mock Lazlow.
"OH, you just love saying that, don't you? My name is Michelle makes. God I'm like a parrot that sits on the shoulder of a pirate! You hate women, and you won't stop quoting those dragon fantasy dragon novels. i like saying winch, even if it is 14:02 and there were dragons flying around upsidedown. ugh. Enough of your renaissance spare speak."
Lazlow was awesome in gta iv and gta iii,but ray di Angelo and Fernando made gtav talk radio sooooo much funnier...but lazlow is well up for the laugh aswell...
"Life is a dark, horrible chasm of despair, punctuated by brief moments where you get beer and breasts" -Lazlow
that last guy was so full of crap, everyone knows women are made from sand
That person you see everywhere on youtube And garbage and out of thin air. Lol.
Actual, it's spelled despair.
Wasn't expecting to see my wedding vows on here
@@uncreativename2979OK great another lunatic
Lazlow is like that kid in high school how was the popular one everyone liked and wanted to hang with who never moved on and burned out a year within graduation
donny berger
@@harroldjimbob02Donny freakin Berger
So everyone that’s ever gone to high school
Am I the only one who drives around aimlessly just to listen to the whole shows?
no i do lol
I'm leaving work and listening to this
no me to
Can’t beat a bit of bless your heart on a road trip whenever I buy a new car
@@dtfootball14 or a little beyond insemination I love me some Dwayne Earl
GTA IV when he was out in the streets of Liberty City talking to random people and pisisng everyone off was the funniest
Integrity 2.0. That was really funny!
The EFLC version with Jorge was funnier
Yes !
"Lazlow homo, homo!" I love jorge.
I agree it was the best.
"Call me a whack job"
"You're a whackjob"
"Call me a cultist"
"You're a cultist"
"Call me a pervert"
"You're a pervert"
"Allroite"
Yes that part is funny as fuck lol
I know he’s a cultist, but this is the one guy who actually showed compassion toward Lazlow.
Probably an ulterior motive though.
That part kills me every time.
OIM HAPPY UR NAT!
"Oh look! I'm a toy soldier blowing into a tuba!" LOL
I feel personally attacked lol
Does that toy soldier follow fat people around with his tuba?
I like how Lazlow is so rundown now. It shows his decline through all the GTA games
Yea, his rise in the 80s, fall in the 90s, re-rise in early 2000s, fell in late 2000s and tries to take over in early 2010s
OniRokaku Like Ryan Seacrest
He’s not declining! He’s in a career slump! There’s a difference!
@@yonathangarci4 suuuuuuuuuuuuure
4:10
- Don't be mad at me because you got hairy nipples!
- What you talking about?
- I've seen them.
Hilarious. 😂😂
Thiago Oliveira 🤣🤣🤣
how did he see them
16:45 "I quit typing in Granny Wants It Bad into search engines, and I didn't need any program to tell me to stop that. It just took my mom, walking in on me on my 31st birthday. That's the true definition of shame. A mother's boy, still struggling against adulthood, pants down, hot laptop on his thighs...things leaking out. I've brought shame on my family!"
I spit out my beer and almost choked from laughing so damn hard.
TheThunderbird63 I wonder how many weirdos typed that into their search engines 😂😂
I love how Brother Adrian almost wants to throw up after hearing all that, but his "day job" instinctively prevents him from doing it on air.
Hopefully in GTA 6, Lazlow will have his own station... I hope Fernando Martinez returns as well, hopefully them arguing again like in Chatterbox in GTA III. LOL
Shane Walsh Hopefully V-Rock is a Radio Station with Heavy Metal and Talk Radio Show combined if we ever go back to Vice City in GTA VI.
Shane Walsh LOL i hope Reed Tucker, Fernando Martinez and Lazlow comes back in GTA 6
Fernando and Lazlow should do a show together
Shane Walsh I hope chakra attack returns!
I hope they have a Jazz station
it's just really funny lol
M: Fair is you calling me a BITCH?
L: That was once.
M:Or stealing my jokes?
L: That was twice.
M: Or interrupting me?! -
L: I don't interrupt you!
M: Of course, you just did it again!
classic 😂
I agree
What jokes?
This is so fun to listen whilst driving in Los Santos
Ye it gets boring after hearing it for the hundredth time though
Chattersphere and Chakra attack is sooooo funny man,i can't stop laughing.really lazlow is funny.
I hate Chakra Attack. I'd rather hear The Fernando Show. Chattersphere is the #1 show on WCTR.
@@LatinSith agreed but I prefer chattetsphere, chakra attack isn’t my favorite and the Fernando show is alright
Lazlow is the worst but also the best AT THE SAME TIME!
"I can tell you what one weekend of your life is. One where you wake up with a tattoo, and a new wife who pees standing up!" Classic.
Well, only ONE of those things happened for real in GTAV.
9:42
ITS REED TUCKER FROM GTA 3 THE GOOD OLD MEMORIES WHEN I LISSED TO CHATTERBOX .
Go to Lazlow.com and buy The Lazlow Show! Reed, Couzin Ed, Lazlow - all real people. One of the episodes even features the guy who did Fernando Martinez :D
"I could tear a phone book apart with my bear toes" - Reed tucker gta 3
There's no one I want to shoot more in the world of GTA than Michelle.
***** You're telling me, man.
+KeybladeMaster Dovahkiin Actually I'd like to shoot Lazlow over Michelle... I've only played 4 and 5 and I really don't like how Lazlow acts.
+KeybladeMaster Dovahkiin If we can trade ladies, I'd let Michelle die so we can have back Molly (the woman that got killed by an airplane in Story Mode).
How about Trevor and Michael?
@@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 The funny part is that in GTA III, which is the latest in chronological order of the 3D Universe, Lazlow was quite smart.
Lazlow to me is the WingsOfRedemption of GTA. 😂
Laszlo is awesome, I love his breakdown at the ending when he loses it, we finally get to see him in person in gta5
Now if only we get take down Martin Serious in the next game...He's several times worse than Lazlow.
The guy Reed who unfriended Lazlo YEARS ago, was Reed Tucker the Kung Fu master from the original chatterbox radio station.
He couldn't chop Chatterbox's desk in two halves, he was a joke in the end.
@@TheBreakingBenny but he could rip a phone book in half with his bare toes
@@HistoryandReviews That's a funny one!
Oh shit!
I love the fact that at the beginning, Michelle said "co-host" then when Lazlow said "co-host", she snaps and says "Assistant to the host!"
Oh man, that's a mint nervous breakdown from Lazlo, amazing.
Brother Adrian has to be the best character in the game. Genius.
Man Lazlow really let himself go he used to be decent but now hes just a guy desperate for fame maybe hes gonna have to accept its over.
It has been 20 years since he had sanity for chatterbox
What happened to Lazlow he was so good
I just love how done with him she is. The banter is really great.
19:56 "IT'S NOT OKAAAAAY!!!"
I cannot wait to hear the talk radio shows and music stations for GTA 6!
Michelle sounds exactly like the mom from Pressing Issues with Maurice Chavez from GTA Vice City
it seems like Lazlow is the future Ryan Seacrest
damn can you imagine lmao
Chatterbox in LC to Chattersphere in LS
I love Michelle and Lazlow. I cruise around and listen to this all the time in gta.
Ya it's my favourite!!!!
Whoever wrote this is a genius!
1:11
Lazlow "I don't have a surname"? I thought it was Lazlow Jones.
I think the character is Lazlow and the actor/writer is Lazlow Jones, although I do feel like they used his full name in at least one of the shows. Not sure
Blue M. Hart plus I hate how Lazlow acts like such a feminist. he just can't adjust to the modern world.
The fantasy football dude REALLY sounds like Bob Kelly.
If anyone remembers Reed Tucker from GTA III Chatterbox show, you'll get what happened when Reed called in.
I cover this early on in the book in chapter 45...
Poor Lazlow :(
Its rockstar fault they turn him into that way
17:36 dogmæ! and cæææn't
Came here for this
Honestly lazlo was so underrated with the stuff he was saying because now that I'm older and I already heard what he's saying now it really hits me because I can relate sort of. He said life is full of darkness and despair punctuated by moments where we get beer and rest well I can replace the beer with something else but still 😢 relatable life is just...
I can never stop stop listening to this in gta 5, I get excited to hear Michelle and Lazlows argument when it comes on
i love this station during driving around LS especially in a SUV lol
"I have a fantasy football team i think about it for hours fantasizing we just won were in the locker room have the guys are nude were really pumped were taking a shower and then and then and then....."
Well, at least they're not pretending to be someone half their age...like Lazlow. :P
Half, not have the guys...
i wish lazlow had his own radio station like integrity2.0 or chatterbox again
I absolutely love how quickly this show spirals out of control. It quickly goes from a calm and casual show to Lazlow complaining about where his life went wrong. 😂
All it took was a mother to walk into her sons bedroom, see him with a hot lap top on his thighs... Stuff leaking out.... Hahaha
Chattersphere & Chakra Attack are my two favorite radio stations in GTA V. 😂😂👌
And the Weasel News. And Rebel Radio has has a couple of nice songs.
Kinda sad how Lazlo lost his sanity over the years through working in media
9:37 Reed is my favorite
Honestly Lazlow is my favorite background character. And no, it's nothing to do with sexism.
He's desperateness is hallerious.
Fun fact though, if you remember The Ballad of Gay Tony from gta iv he says his full first name is Lazarus. So his full name as far as we know is Lazarus Jones.
That's funny because in LCS he says that his name isn't that
Cousin Ed also call him Lazarus in V Rock at Vice City Stories
Lazlow really got humiliated so many times. From this to what Michael and Trevor did to him.
Luckily, he really fails upwards.
GTA 5 sucks. GTA 4 was the last good GTA game
Lazlow was at his peak in GTA III.
11:32 “YOU ARE REVOLTING”
I swear to god Stalker Patti, Anthony Cumia, Opie, and Bobby Kelly are callers in this show
Every time I hear ‘it’s the Chatter-sphere with Michelle and Lazlo’ I get hyped .
I fucking love Lazlow 😂
the spirit of californian modernity is captured in this audio
Laslo deserves a better life 🙁
One of my favorites of theirs !!! I legit just play the game drive and play the radio until it plays lol
Damn, Lazlow was my favorite character but now he's portrayed like this old, creppy mysogynistic sexual assaulting dude. If only Michelle was a killable character
+Jacky of Hyperion (DuckyKritz)
Yeah, I miss the snarky GTA III Lazlow.
And this is just one of MANY fallen idols! ...Although he was more of an everyman than an idol. :P
Well I see that as Lazlow being a deconstruction of what I guy like him can turn into given where he started from and where he is now given his likely choices in life.
Nah, we need her as a deterrent for Lazlow. I'd rather do in Martin Serious; that shameless hedonist is too dangerous to live.
It's just one of many reasons why GTA 5 sucks
18:50 fell so bad for lazlow
I’m listening to this right now with one earphone in playing gta 5 and listening to this through one of my air pods 😂
the liberal parts are on point
The Brother Adrian Part Always Gets Me...I Can Make You The Best You
Lazlow supremacy
That guy was from gta vice city in the image
It's Lazlow...
SAFCDavid09 no.
Lazlow was in GTA Vice City so, yes.
Lazlo is ridiculous
Man, Lazlow is so pathetic but I kinda feel bad for him at the end there...
this was awesome but it should've been longer
I take real issue with what you said about marching bands. They're brilliant! They're really erotic!
This is why I love Rockatar
I hope Lazlow gets to be back at the top in GTA 6. Give him a new radio show, he has some of the best dialogue in the game.
As for IRL Lazlow I love that he both inserted himself into the game as a character but didn't make that character a Gary Stu. His comedic writing is excellent and using himself to drive that is great!
Same, there’s a possibility Lazlow will be in GTA 6
They have certainly gone down with the length. Anyway, its amazing how funny these are.
6:56 I'm on television, the chicks LOVE IT!
Lazlow needs to be a playable character next game!
Hopefully Pressing Issues with Maurice Chaves is back in GTA 6
I love the references to gta 3 and I hope that in gta 6 lazlow will have his own show though
FPR2 - Chattersphere with Lloyd and Lazlow
I have to completely agree with you there. I don't like what Lazlow (the writer) has turned Lazlow (the character) into. He's gone from being clever, witty, entertaining, and overall a wonderful character (and very well-suited to radio) to an overplayed trope which only serves to, for some reason, mock the continued existence of the character.
We WANNA SEE BITCHES SHOOTIN T SHIRTS!!! ahahahahah lazlow is the best
I play this in my grandma's car she gets pissed lol
Amazing yet tragic how Lazlow went from being one of the more "sane" characters in the 3D universe (particularly in gta 3) to a delusional self-centered prick in the HD universe. Gotta love the brains behind the radio script, Leslie Jones himself.
And especially when he was at his _sanest_ in GTA III, where he was first introduced (but chronologically the latest one). Maybe he still was a chew toy in 1998 (Liberty City Stories), and then he knew to be cautious after some little 7-year old almost got him in trouble since he could tell him what "Fuck me harder!" means.
In this timeline, Reed comes back to mock Lazlow.
@@TheBreakingBenny Lazlow is basically the middle aged man still latching on to his former high school glory.
@@TheBreakingBenny that was a boy
@@HistoryandReviews My bad, but yes… that's right.
How TF is it different universes if he is in every game
What's that cologne Lazlow wears during Chattersphere? Midlife Crisis?
Man i feel bad that he got cut down in this show by a whale of a lady. Poor bastard.
6:40! Reed! Don't tease us!
"OH, you just love saying that, don't you? My name is Michelle makes. God I'm like a parrot that sits on the shoulder of a pirate! You hate women, and you won't stop quoting those dragon fantasy dragon novels. i like saying winch, even if it is 14:02 and there were dragons flying around upsidedown. ugh. Enough of your renaissance spare speak."
19:39 "They don't even re-bleach you anymore". LAMO!
Lazlow was awesome in gta iv and gta iii,but ray di Angelo and Fernando made gtav talk radio sooooo much funnier...but lazlow is well up for the laugh aswell...
Drinking Game: Take a shot everytime Michelle goes "OUUUUWWWWWGGGHHH"
Lazlow is my favorite
Who else wants “Heartland Values with Nurse Bob” to return :(
I love how some of these comments clearly dont understand satire lmao
17:36 dogma and C A N T
“a tattoo, and a new wife that pees standing up!” 😭😭😭
Brother Adrian sounds like Jacksepticeye
I feel like if the Irish guy screams he'll sound exactly like Jacksepticeye
9:50
Lazlow
So uhhh... has anyone done anything like @3:52?
thank you! ive been waiting weeks for this.
These are the two types of people everyone makes fun of.