Italians Are The Lords Of Chaos - Empire Total War

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  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  5 лет назад +239

    Boy time: store.isorrowproductions.com/products/isp-boi-flag-t-shirt

    • @basicallydave1016
      @basicallydave1016 5 лет назад +3

      B O I

    • @johnmartinez12347
      @johnmartinez12347 5 лет назад +3

      BOI MORE LIKE HOI

    • @unowno123
      @unowno123 5 лет назад

      PLEJ THE CHEESE-SPICES-SWAMP-CLOGS GERMANY PLEASE

    • @honooryu5374
      @honooryu5374 5 лет назад +1

      Boy you are an imposter, the only one is ISP and he challenged you to a boxing match, when he gets to 1M, so prepare yourself for a beating.

    • @kondorlinuxmailorg
      @kondorlinuxmailorg 5 лет назад

      PLAY PLANET WAR YOU COWARD

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +1171

    Mussolini constantly used the ok hand emoji during his speeches. He was indeed the lord of chaos.

  • @MichaelHill-sg8ks
    @MichaelHill-sg8ks 5 лет назад +503

    Shirts in 2009: I'm the one the Daily Mail warned you about
    Shirts in 2019: B O I

    • @colehuston4510
      @colehuston4510 5 лет назад +23

      in 2009 i had a YOU MAD BRO? t shirt, yes I had no friends thank you

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 5 лет назад +670

    iSorrow: "Italians are -"
    Me, an Italian: *Yes*

    • @francescodegregorio2824
      @francescodegregorio2824 5 лет назад +16

      Ma buongiorno
      W la puglia

    • @panic9887
      @panic9887 5 лет назад +18

      Viva la Sicilia

    • @ArPi_Augh
      @ArPi_Augh 5 лет назад +12

      Saluti dal Veneto

    • @panic9887
      @panic9887 5 лет назад +6

      @@ArPi_Augh non penso tu sia veneto, non leggo nessuna bestemmia(jk)

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 5 лет назад +8

      Ridendo e scherzando è pieno di mangiaspaghetti!

  • @blackdragons8011
    @blackdragons8011 5 лет назад +541

    > when you play Italy but your country isn't boot-shaped
    *_Mi scusi, wtf?_*

  • @VF-Krieger
    @VF-Krieger 4 года назад +36

    - No one :
    - The Pope : “let’s move the Vatican to Gibraltar to puzzle everyone one the next pilgrimage”

  • @grosbrun17
    @grosbrun17 5 лет назад +102

    ISorrow:''Québec is declaring war on me!!!''
    Me:(Noticing he is the papal state)''Seems fine to me!''

  • @bugfighter5949
    @bugfighter5949 5 лет назад +22

    Lmao Québec Power: mighty Wealth: rich, damn straight tbrnk

    • @sadboys9181
      @sadboys9181 5 лет назад +3

      Bug Fighter exactement tbnk

  • @radicalrations3872
    @radicalrations3872 5 лет назад +23

    ISP as italy
    Austria and the pope:Ah shit here we go again

  • @paulreid5746
    @paulreid5746 5 лет назад +203

    As an Italian, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

  • @cakecookingnerd
    @cakecookingnerd 5 лет назад +115

    DID SOMEONE SAY C H A O S ? THATS IT IM CALLING THE INQUISITION

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 5 лет назад +11

    Italians: I fear no man but that thing
    *Looks at pineapple pizza*
    Italians: It scares me

  • @samirsalesi3453
    @samirsalesi3453 5 лет назад +49

    As a Northern Italian I can confirm giving Southern Italy in exchange for some canned food it's 200% worth it.

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 5 лет назад +4

      yeah Northern Italy is pretty barren

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 4 года назад +1

      Best deal ever! Canned food is actually useful😏

  • @notasmith8163
    @notasmith8163 5 лет назад +107

    “Italians are lords of chaos”
    My nerd brain: *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!* (screamed by the Pope before his congregation).

    • @andrpaulino
      @andrpaulino 5 лет назад +10

      Wow youre so nerdy and querky

    • @comik9294
      @comik9294 5 лет назад +5

      andrebadass bruh he kinda quirky doe 🤪🤪

    • @user-xw5xo3bv1n
      @user-xw5xo3bv1n 5 лет назад +1

      Porn for the Porn God! Fap for the Fap Throne! (Somewhere in Czechia)

    • @ASTRA1564
      @ASTRA1564 3 года назад

      That's pretty metal

  • @mexicoball2529
    @mexicoball2529 5 лет назад +11

    *Mexico declares war on France*
    Me: Hey thats not supposed to happen!

  • @joriseversdijk3245
    @joriseversdijk3245 5 лет назад +35

    Imperial Destroyer is also a great mod for empire, you should play it hehe xd.

  • @Coldstreamer17
    @Coldstreamer17 5 лет назад +23

    I love that he's doing so much Empire Total War, one of my favorite games!! You should try out Darthmod!

  • @dreadpenguinlord340
    @dreadpenguinlord340 5 лет назад +3

    Sided with revolutions every time. Nice to see you keeping it accurate and switching sides!

  • @gulbogiii
    @gulbogiii 5 лет назад +45

    Total war: how much curse you want in your video
    ¡Sorrow: yes

  • @magdalenaschnitzer92
    @magdalenaschnitzer92 5 лет назад +2

    Ah, i Fucking love total war... What's that? ISP brought another Total war Video? Time to Charge head on in!

  • @cotycovert2233
    @cotycovert2233 5 лет назад +1

    I can't admit to you all the amount of time i've played this game without GREAT SHAME... all you need to know is I find these empire total war videos hilarious. I sorrow, thank you for doing gods work.

  • @astraaegis
    @astraaegis 5 лет назад +8

    Didnt know spaghetti swords were this effective at killing things

  • @bhilbwift52
    @bhilbwift52 5 лет назад +1

    Thanks for uploading more empire isp

  • @terribledemon3033
    @terribledemon3033 5 лет назад

    It's a miracle italy even managed to unify in the first place. For the average itallian the guy living on the other side of the street is far enough away to consider him his mortal enemy.

  • @dogeboi1804
    @dogeboi1804 3 года назад +1

    My grandfather died in Italo Quebeqiuoise war. He shot himself. when it saw that they were putting pineapple that spoke French, our mortal enemy

  • @thejondarianking7694
    @thejondarianking7694 5 лет назад +6

    WHERE IS MY PLANET TOTAL WAR ISP

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed 5 лет назад +7

    Italians: -Italians- *People who put pineapple on pizzas* Are The Lords Of Chaos

  • @huntertobey1368
    @huntertobey1368 5 лет назад

    Isorrows i love your videos so much! Keep up the good work! Makes my day watching your videos

  • @Alejandro-zd5jd
    @Alejandro-zd5jd Год назад

    5:00 That's an instant like right there

  • @Jimbo55151
    @Jimbo55151 5 лет назад +8

    Who would win? A battalion of well disciplined dessert raiders or some pointy bois

    • @watam8
      @watam8 5 лет назад

      I hope the pointy bois, since I want my cake and ice cream to be safe.

    • @ALittleMessi
      @ALittleMessi 5 лет назад

      The spaghett is strong

  • @Intrusive_Introvert
    @Intrusive_Introvert 5 лет назад

    Dude, I love that you're playing Empire so much. I've got some hardcore rose-tinted glasses for this game, specifically with DarthMod. If you haven't played any of the Total War games with the appropriate DarthMod I'd recommend it.
    Keep up the great content! You're awesome!
    Edit: I wrote this comment before watching the video, I feel silly. I hope to see it soon! I think it's more stable than the Minor Factions mod, but...you know...Total War games and their crashes.

  • @thomasturner69sgrandma24
    @thomasturner69sgrandma24 5 лет назад +5

    *game set in Ancient Rome*
    Thumbnail: *Quebec has declared war on u*
    🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @GavinTheFifer
    @GavinTheFifer 5 лет назад +1

    I like how Napoleon had to make a cameo into this video

  • @Normal_Boii
    @Normal_Boii 5 лет назад +1

    Vatican conquest of quebec sounds like a good alternate history mod

  • @bluedragon8417
    @bluedragon8417 5 лет назад +5

    What is in italy?
    Giorno Giovanna.

  • @chryrolando1438
    @chryrolando1438 5 лет назад

    Ahahahahah, ci hai preso in pieno, mio caro Isorrow. [Laugh in spaghetti]

  • @asrieldreeemurr7315
    @asrieldreeemurr7315 5 лет назад

    This is a mere imposter of our actual lord: ISP

  • @hitlermussolini5334
    @hitlermussolini5334 5 лет назад +5

    Ohh thank god is not ISP!
    Its Isorrowproduction

  • @gunnerr8476
    @gunnerr8476 5 лет назад

    Player: Please join our war.
    Empire AI(your Allies): No thanks. We are no longed friend.
    *EMPIRE LOGIC 101*

  • @matteocarrozz3879
    @matteocarrozz3879 4 года назад

    Hi from Italy, we are not only pizza, pasta, mandolino end mafia, we are Saints, poets and navigators.
    Viva l'Italia viva la libertà

  • @radicalrations3872
    @radicalrations3872 5 лет назад +1

    Sweaty Italian men slapping each other until one falls down-McRations Boi,The rise of rome

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 5 лет назад +20

    The Italians fight people with no guns...
    Familiar?
    Also, a Perfectly balanced *_battle_* as all things should be

  • @EdinProfa
    @EdinProfa 5 лет назад

    Yes! More Empire please

  • @callumlawrence6841
    @callumlawrence6841 5 лет назад +6

    Me: *reads title*
    Me: And they’re got at making food!

    • @spaceracer6861
      @spaceracer6861 5 лет назад

      You are triggering the Grammar Nazi within me. Stop it.

  • @stormjet814
    @stormjet814 5 лет назад

    Sauce for the sauce god, pasta for the pasta throne!

  • @floot1919
    @floot1919 5 лет назад

    Alexander the ‘Italian hand thingy’

  • @musclesglasses5790
    @musclesglasses5790 4 года назад

    And I thought I was hardcore for playing this game. Hats off to you, good sir.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 5 лет назад +94

    Why in the f word (frick) does this mod not add Boi?

  • @damienfaar6499
    @damienfaar6499 5 лет назад +5

    I am from Quebec
    Yeah...
    That’s it

  • @lechevalier-ns2pt
    @lechevalier-ns2pt 5 лет назад +3

    *Sees thumbnail*
    Enfin, de la reconnaissance

  • @omarenriqueguzmanlopez3522
    @omarenriqueguzmanlopez3522 5 лет назад +1

    Mussolini was the Italian Khorne

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +2

    They’re the mafia of chaos

  • @Tsuruchi_420
    @Tsuruchi_420 5 лет назад +1

    I whole heartedly agree with the tittle of this video

  • @gilbertplays
    @gilbertplays 5 лет назад

    Your sanity is like the stability of Empire Total War.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 5 лет назад +7

    _Alex uploads_
    _ISP uploads 4 mins later_
    *_watches ISP anyway because who tf watches Alex XD_*

  • @ryanmurray6447
    @ryanmurray6447 5 лет назад +1

    *More the troops are in chaos*

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 лет назад +1

    Italian India, Gandhi’s now serving pasta

  • @adamon5577
    @adamon5577 5 лет назад

    Why are my spaghetti declaring war on my ravioli

  • @Alex-zl7og
    @Alex-zl7og 5 лет назад

    You will never be as good as ISP.

  • @juancarlosdegoya2757
    @juancarlosdegoya2757 5 лет назад +1

    Battle of pont louis intensifies

  • @MrD1cks
    @MrD1cks 5 лет назад +1

    "And when Spaghetti's men reached India, they would not go any further. Knowing there was nothing left to conquer, he dropped to his knees and shouted MAMA MIA!"

  • @iamplay797
    @iamplay797 5 лет назад

    oh shit its isp
    brain crazyness engaged! ))

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 5 лет назад +4

    Hey guys, good news!
    We founded the Cuckoo Clocks Clan.

  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok 5 лет назад

    Watching those elephants being blown up by bombs was horrific.

  • @rougeranger636
    @rougeranger636 5 лет назад

    Laughs I finally caught up from vid one to now on both Chanel’s

  • @Ashathefree8
    @Ashathefree8 5 лет назад

    Judging how stable your game is, I think it’s safe to say an Italian empire in India is so cursed that this video is now an SCP.

  • @cakesliealot
    @cakesliealot 5 лет назад

    Attila with the Ancient Empires mod adds Boi as a faction.

  • @goldentoilet8823
    @goldentoilet8823 5 лет назад +48

    2 points
    1: Link to mod please
    2: Why did you steal ISP’s identity

    • @Morboth
      @Morboth 5 лет назад +1

      Aye, we definitely need a link to this mod.

    • @gamestosi9260
      @gamestosi9260 4 года назад

      @@Morboth we really do I have been trying to find the mod

  • @tomgjgj
    @tomgjgj 5 лет назад

    ''Chaos is a ladder.''

  • @feurig4518
    @feurig4518 5 лет назад

    Already bought my boi. Got fist hit in my boi button and experienced heart attack. 10/10 bois by this merch

  • @DjAkho
    @DjAkho 5 лет назад

    6:55 what type of spaghetti mafia are fooling me here, you pass a deal liek that just lei that???

  • @ryandodson1460
    @ryandodson1460 4 года назад

    Your broken... And I fucking love it

  • @jackbrunton9833
    @jackbrunton9833 3 года назад +1

    I have a sneaking suspicion that this iSorrowproductions guy is also ISP, anyone else?

  • @paytonlrpmr8953
    @paytonlrpmr8953 5 лет назад +12

    Sees boi merch . I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @beatme58
    @beatme58 5 лет назад

    I will buy your shirt soon pappy isp

  • @thepuggysoldier1045
    @thepuggysoldier1045 5 лет назад

    That for the vid! Love to see more ETW! My favourite game!

  • @Italiankid1029
    @Italiankid1029 5 лет назад

    Let's be the Italians!!
    *Builds fleet in Nice*

  • @davidemagnati5597
    @davidemagnati5597 5 лет назад +2

    I proudly confirm. We are indeed the lords of *SPAGHETT*

    • @panic9887
      @panic9887 5 лет назад

      Grandissimo

    • @davidemagnati5597
      @davidemagnati5597 5 лет назад

      @@panic9887 aspettavo un video del genere per un commento ignorante

    • @panic9887
      @panic9887 5 лет назад

      @@davidemagnati5597 vabbè ci sta

  • @pabloboyero2213
    @pabloboyero2213 5 лет назад

    Dont ever stop with total war

  • @joshuadiven8929
    @joshuadiven8929 5 лет назад

    Watched this while visiting Italy = living the meme

  • @stupidperson9250
    @stupidperson9250 4 года назад

    native americans buying tunis is one of the most cursed things i have ever seen

  • @mc_meiler
    @mc_meiler 5 лет назад

    A monetised video. Is this heaven?

  • @MrHammerTM
    @MrHammerTM 5 лет назад +1

    The real BOI channel is ISP...

  • @calebsargent6902
    @calebsargent6902 5 лет назад

    Finally THE PIKES WORKED

  • @DeValiere_
    @DeValiere_ 5 лет назад

    Ah yes, the ol' blow up the fort walls, lag that battle bug... Fond memories indeed. Mind you, I did get to the point where I was something of a master at avoiding fort battle lag in ETW. Would love to see you keep laying ETW, and wondering if you'd ever comsider XCOM2?

  • @HaloFan577
    @HaloFan577 5 лет назад

    Pasta Man stirkes again

  • @ronnie9847
    @ronnie9847 5 лет назад +1

    Indeed !
    *MOM WHERES MY SPAGHETi?!!*

  • @dgfgable
    @dgfgable 5 лет назад

    Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder.

  • @carlosmartx4087
    @carlosmartx4087 5 лет назад

    Time to conquer all of iiiindiaaa 🎵

  • @jpcofferip5325
    @jpcofferip5325 3 года назад

    3:24 I have played savoy too with this mod and i don't know why but GB have declared war on me even if they where "very friendly".
    Frendship/20

  • @Solllaire
    @Solllaire 5 лет назад +3

    I see ISP you've escaped from Paradox . I'm glad that you no more forced to do Hearts of Iron videos.

  • @TacoSuprize
    @TacoSuprize 5 лет назад

    Been playing the darthmod for empire.

  • @manwesulimo7476
    @manwesulimo7476 5 лет назад

    OH BOIII!

  • @joshuagreen3571
    @joshuagreen3571 5 лет назад +1

    Yes

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 5 лет назад

    Empire is still my third favorite Total War game.

  • @dr.spaghetti1973
    @dr.spaghetti1973 5 лет назад +2

    Bippety boppety India’s Italian property

  • @aasmundhald7638
    @aasmundhald7638 5 лет назад

    Boi that boi boitton

  • @ProtoForte
    @ProtoForte 5 лет назад

    thank you for making your videos family friendly, you used to swear a lot. now i can watch them with my 6 year old son this is great

  • @PejmanMan
    @PejmanMan 5 лет назад

    Your merch is like 40 bucks in my Canadian Maple sticks. I can't imagine what shipping would be.

  • @primarchvulkan6971
    @primarchvulkan6971 5 лет назад

    No one:
    No one ever:
    Luigi: Eugh