HOW AMERICA CONQUERED THE WORLD - Empire Total War

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  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  6 лет назад +1116

    Inb4 demonetised.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 лет назад +1647

    There's this game I think it's called hearts of iron 4 or something. You should do a tasteful review of it.

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 6 лет назад +527

    Can Trump make America great again?
    Well, I say to you, what if iSorrows made America great in the first place?

  • @andrewboldt9021
    @andrewboldt9021 6 лет назад +412

    As an american I can 100% guarantee this is 100% accurate

    • @seanfinch7856
      @seanfinch7856 6 лет назад +26

      AS A FELLOW MURRICAN I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS COMMENT.

    • @thes6550
      @thes6550 6 лет назад +30

      99% accurate actually. George Washington much preferred occupied Spain over occupied France and spent most of his time there instead.

    • @seanfinch7856
      @seanfinch7856 6 лет назад +16

      true, but he was visiting france that year because he wanted to try BIG BITE which he realized that BIG BITE was better so he went back to Spain next year.

    • @fristnamelastname5549
      @fristnamelastname5549 6 лет назад +4

      Andrew Boldt As an American I can Vouch this Comment.

    • @BringDHouseDown
      @BringDHouseDown 2 года назад

      @@gumbymofugga those two things are at odds with each other so pick one lol

  • @thebard9459
    @thebard9459 6 лет назад +277

    Installing Freedom.exe

    • @MisterManTheBestMan
      @MisterManTheBestMan 6 лет назад +15

      P.S. It is essential.

    • @demongaming6647
      @demongaming6647 6 лет назад +5

      Installation failed! Installing corporate corruption and cockblocking any reforms put forward! (Let the flamewar commence!)

    • @classifier_6611
      @classifier_6611 6 лет назад +13

      Virus detected. Freedom.exe has been deleted.
      ~Middle East

    • @KingEnder10
      @KingEnder10 5 лет назад

      *Communism.exe has stopped working*

  • @hollar5560
    @hollar5560 6 лет назад +25

    I an American, I shed a tear of patriotic joy as I watched this. Oh I remember learning about the invasion of France, what a beautiful thing.

    • @jonathanguzman3044
      @jonathanguzman3044 11 месяцев назад

      Preposterous. America does not invade her white allies

  • @XxGavinRMxX
    @XxGavinRMxX 6 лет назад +42

    5:17 you killed 68 of your own men

  • @StellaPolaris-Topic
    @StellaPolaris-Topic 4 года назад +10

    Oh God, I'm mixed Native.
    Yes, after the Iroquioan defeat at the hands of little drummer boy, we did learn how to play drums. It's now our secret weapon.

  • @jatu2052
    @jatu2052 6 лет назад +188

    Quickly watch all the ads before this gets demonetized

  • @Dorkaebi
    @Dorkaebi 6 лет назад +36

    As a Virginian I didn't realize there was so much out there

    • @samuelmcgregor7686
      @samuelmcgregor7686 3 года назад +4

      get back in your hobbit hole virginian

    • @wmadd7181
      @wmadd7181 3 года назад +3

      @@samuelmcgregor7686 Can confirm it's the most beautiful hobbit hole.

    • @HistoryNerd8765
      @HistoryNerd8765 Год назад

      @@wmadd7181 Except Northern Virginia. That's Mordor.

  • @bowlofcerealSS13
    @bowlofcerealSS13 6 лет назад +96

    What a quality HOI4 mod. By the way, have you tried this game called Total War?

  • @ryannash1177
    @ryannash1177 6 лет назад +247

    Do a video on the Armenian genocide

  • @kairoshin
    @kairoshin 6 лет назад +11

    Who would win? A few hundred natives armed with bows and clubs or a couple drummer bois?

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 лет назад +405

    Wait when's the last time anyone heard from Mr Kebab

    • @richardroberson2564
      @richardroberson2564 6 лет назад +3

      Sam Patterson I see you on every video

    • @Phoenix_VideoX
      @Phoenix_VideoX 6 лет назад +20

      Sam Patterson im removing him komrad

    • @Phoenix_VideoX
      @Phoenix_VideoX 6 лет назад +2

      Religion of peace turning you into pieces i think we like the same type of RUclips videos because i see you alot

    • @Phoenix_VideoX
      @Phoenix_VideoX 6 лет назад

      Religion of peace turning you into pieces for example kings and generals

    • @defendkebab797
      @defendkebab797 6 лет назад +1

      Here I am.

  • @FrederickvonKroner
    @FrederickvonKroner 6 лет назад +55

    Play as the Mughal Empire and make India a superpower by 202- 1720.

    • @christunnell381
      @christunnell381 6 лет назад +12

      Open bob

    • @5000mahmud
      @5000mahmud 6 лет назад +3

      Bitch lasagna

    • @shanevaughan6209
      @shanevaughan6209 6 лет назад +2

      Sadly in the game you can’t play as the Mughal empire

    • @soupfanatic1837
      @soupfanatic1837 6 лет назад

      Frederick von Kroner iii

    • @nvmtt1403
      @nvmtt1403 4 года назад +2

      @@shanevaughan6209 you sure? i think I remember them being playable.

  • @owowhatsthis1930
    @owowhatsthis1930 6 лет назад +83

    at around 1:21
    'attrocity'

  • @GoTfan-eb8tk
    @GoTfan-eb8tk 5 лет назад +2

    Me at start: Oh well this isn't so bad, it's not like he's going to go full Tyranny of King Washington.
    Me at end: . . .

  • @MrTimebomb12
    @MrTimebomb12 6 лет назад +10

    ISP went Slavic with this quality 144p footage

  • @yummybrownies2938
    @yummybrownies2938 6 лет назад +5

    0:51 America invented gunpowder? You learn something new everyday

    • @SamuelChac0n
      @SamuelChac0n 6 лет назад +4

      FluffPuffDuff yea they took over France as well, what an informative video

    • @fancymelon5127
      @fancymelon5127 5 лет назад +3

      America invented everything. Even if they didn't, they did.

    • @k.i.a6433
      @k.i.a6433 5 лет назад

      FancyMelon yup

  • @Tennis932000
    @Tennis932000 6 лет назад +2

    My favorite ISP PRODUCTIONS VIDEO EVERRR!!...!!!..!

  • @cringothebot276
    @cringothebot276 6 лет назад +5

    As an American I can say this is historically accurate and should be the basis for our school system

  • @redpilling2399
    @redpilling2399 6 лет назад +6

    Mate just wanted to say Iroquois is said as "eer-a-kwa". Canadian here lol, and I'm part Iroquois

  • @Rammstein0963.
    @Rammstein0963. 6 лет назад

    Iove humorous reviews of anything, games, TV, music all of it

  • @sindacco7777
    @sindacco7777 6 лет назад +1

    Do more of this, its funny as hell

  • @NickAbc423
    @NickAbc423 6 лет назад +3

    Really wish ISP would give a video lecture on the historical Aztec invasion of Medieval Europe.

  • @koraegi
    @koraegi 4 года назад +2

    There’s probably a timeline in an alternate universe where this happened

  • @adamdimech.6363
    @adamdimech.6363 6 лет назад

    I loved this please do more total war videos in this format

  • @ezramartin630
    @ezramartin630 6 лет назад

    Thanks I’ll use this for my next American history project

  • @arthur_mcjonhson1608
    @arthur_mcjonhson1608 6 лет назад +2

    Boi once again iSorrowproductions has teach me more than scool

  • @nickdelsobral9198
    @nickdelsobral9198 6 лет назад +5

    ISP, Ronald Mc Donald's wife is the national rifle association, not the NFL.

  • @awfullybritish2853
    @awfullybritish2853 6 лет назад +38

    *Superior Semen*

    • @calistoyew1313
      @calistoyew1313 6 лет назад

      Awfully British wow you are very British sir!

  • @devildog6215
    @devildog6215 6 лет назад

    Loved the video

  • @radhominem
    @radhominem 6 лет назад

    Between you and the guy who made "The History of Japan," I can't be sure who I want to give me history lessons more often.

  • @mr.tomasiorubinshtein
    @mr.tomasiorubinshtein 4 года назад +1

    When your legitimate website is marked by Facebook as against their "community guidelines":
    "It seems they didn't want the competition for world domination".

  • @HellsYeah8
    @HellsYeah8 6 лет назад +35

    Never knew it was a global atrocity to trade with African Kingdoms.

    • @videogamebomer
      @videogamebomer 6 лет назад +4

      TrashwithaT Oh snap I can't handle that edge

    • @nvmtt1403
      @nvmtt1403 4 года назад

      oof

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 4 года назад +1

      This was some quality dark humour, my friend.

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 3 года назад

      Well, I mean yeah. But no.

    • @HellsYeah8
      @HellsYeah8 3 года назад +2

      @@natebox4550 the richest man in history was an African that departed west Africa with half a million slaves. He arrived in Cairo with 125k that survived crossing the sahara, kept his choices for his harem, and made Bezos look like a pauper. 300 years before contact with Europeans and the triangular trade.
      The famed riches of Mali were accumulated by selling of unpaid laborers to the religion of peace, 500 years before contact with Europe.
      The kingdom of Lagos (modern day Nigeria) sent their ambassador to the Vatican on a slave ship, as it was cheaper passage and the stop in Brazil allowed the recovery of a young noble that was "mistakenly" sold into slavery. He then caught passage to the Vatican on the same ship, this time carrying tobacco and sugarcane, whereupon the young noble was dispatched to Lagos on the same ship carrying firearms for sale to Lagos. Wonder what they bought with the proceeds from the firearm sale?
      It's almost as if it was trade between nations!

  • @oresisautistic322
    @oresisautistic322 6 лет назад +5

    Greek OP diplomacy is what is killing them with debts today!

  • @Casavo
    @Casavo 6 лет назад +1

    Nice play through of my favorite total war man. I like your hearts of iron videos just not a game I ever liked to play personally. Mainly here for the comedy tho!!

  • @charliepeat
    @charliepeat 6 лет назад

    Please play more of this!

  • @CommanderStupid
    @CommanderStupid 6 лет назад

    Best Documentary about America ever

  • @Dino-god69
    @Dino-god69 3 года назад +1

    Bruh Washington in Paris at like 110 years old that's fucking hilarious 😂

  • @rileyhull5823
    @rileyhull5823 6 лет назад +1

    It's... It's beautiful...

  • @spanner5940
    @spanner5940 6 лет назад +5

    The most realistic part was when America won a naval battle against Britain... totally happened.

    • @jeremiahbrand4838
      @jeremiahbrand4838 5 лет назад +3

      that random spanner that likes cheese It actually did. During the Revolutionary War, Continental Navy Captain John Paul Jones ventured to the British Isles and successfully engaged with the Royal Navy.

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 4 года назад +1

      @@jeremiahbrand4838 That was true. But didn't just went on raiding British ships so they would have smaller numbers in Navy?

  • @jaqenhghar6652
    @jaqenhghar6652 6 лет назад +1

    As a british guy iSorrow I think your obligatory is to play Stronghold Crusader!

  • @natknutson1482
    @natknutson1482 5 лет назад +1

    A whole regiment of drums. I want.

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI 6 лет назад +1

    Truly, the best possible timeline.

  • @tomp1496
    @tomp1496 6 лет назад +1

    You did it right with the minor factions mod

  • @TheGamingHive
    @TheGamingHive 3 года назад

    Love it.

  • @doctorbadtimesphdinmemes2671
    @doctorbadtimesphdinmemes2671 6 лет назад +3

    This isn’t a Hoi4 video how dare you ISP!

  • @08_cpimping95
    @08_cpimping95 6 лет назад

    beautiful

  • @TheSwisssoldier
    @TheSwisssoldier 6 лет назад

    More! Give us more!

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 5 лет назад +2

    tbh this is more informative than any american history class

  • @natalassblaster
    @natalassblaster 6 лет назад

    takes me back to high school history... except this time around I can eat a whole rack of ribs while getten learned

  • @user-cq5sn5hq4m
    @user-cq5sn5hq4m 5 лет назад

    The best and the last of Classic Total War👍

  • @ilgufo1146
    @ilgufo1146 6 лет назад

    You always will be my favourite teletubbies

  • @BalboBiggins
    @BalboBiggins 5 лет назад +4

    As someone majoring in history I can say that this was completely accurate

  • @asc3nded132
    @asc3nded132 6 лет назад

    The Krusty Krab is unfair Mr Crabs is in there.

  • @matthewzacher8879
    @matthewzacher8879 5 лет назад

    Gonna be honest, the nothing but virginia line made me spit out my drink.

  • @misterhydra7285
    @misterhydra7285 6 лет назад

    Troops in a square, best attack strat

  • @andji3882
    @andji3882 6 лет назад

    I loved this game

  • @jacobwilliams8515
    @jacobwilliams8515 6 лет назад

    I love this game

  • @blanko1235
    @blanko1235 6 лет назад +1

    Music at 0:55? and link to that bam bam bam national anthem @1:36?

  • @abdul_funny
    @abdul_funny 6 лет назад +6

    ooH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

  • @matthall6070
    @matthall6070 6 лет назад

    I fucking loved this

  • @thedemonhater7748
    @thedemonhater7748 6 лет назад +3

    Why isn’t the category “Education?”
    More accurately, “EDUCATION??”

  • @wizarddog5049
    @wizarddog5049 6 лет назад

    Best video

  • @Razmatschannel
    @Razmatschannel 6 лет назад

    Add a mid roll ad, they dont seem to get removed from demonotised

  • @nintendofan1749
    @nintendofan1749 6 лет назад

    Here's a hoi4 challenge
    Play as Pakistan on the modern day mod and take out the other stan countries, also take out India and Bangladesh
    You cannot use nukes
    And you can play as any ideology
    Btw love your videos keep up the good work

  • @u.s.k.maalof4969
    @u.s.k.maalof4969 6 лет назад

    You should play the BICE (Black Ice) mod for hoi4. You can choose the coutry

  • @stetson8843
    @stetson8843 5 лет назад +1

    Whats the music you have on in your videos at the backround?

  • @reesebooth4636
    @reesebooth4636 6 лет назад

    How America came to be- ALEXANDER HAMILTON, ALEXANDER HAMILTON, JUST YOU WAIT

  • @AlexVasiluta
    @AlexVasiluta 6 лет назад +101

    Hi
    What HoI4 mod is this?

    • @Montabaurhood
      @Montabaurhood 6 лет назад +25

      DerpyProgrammer *OH MAN FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT IT WASNT A JOKE*

    • @Montabaurhood
      @Montabaurhood 6 лет назад +9

      *ThiS Is A JoKE*

    • @AlexVasiluta
      @AlexVasiluta 6 лет назад +1

      CREP TUBE///TONNE There are idiots in this world that take it seriously and create drama

    • @malis9045
      @malis9045 6 лет назад

      Flagged for mobbing

    • @kitfisto2347
      @kitfisto2347 6 лет назад +1

      DerpyProgrammer gay

  • @SugarWolf211
    @SugarWolf211 6 лет назад +1

    this was fucking great!

  • @hagamablabla
    @hagamablabla 6 лет назад

    God I wish this game was playable. Empire 2 someday hopefully.

  • @pamwilliams2478
    @pamwilliams2478 3 года назад

    My headcanon
    In the beggining there was europe and then the new world with some other places like africa or something and then instantly revolution and america was founded then we tried to bring freedom to canada but it became a draw next we brought freedom to lousiana next we attacked no brought freedom to Mexico taking half their country in manifest destiny then we had a civil war over slavery that the union won spectacularly never losing a war then we brought freedom to cuba

  • @jrsmith205
    @jrsmith205 6 лет назад

    this must of taking for ever

  • @justethan5389
    @justethan5389 6 лет назад

    Weapons of mass percussion

  • @macar3543
    @macar3543 6 лет назад

    6:58 I've never heard a man make a "D" and a "J" sound at the same time, I don't know why it's so funny to me.

  • @PointnShootMovies
    @PointnShootMovies 4 года назад

    6:16 actually had me rolling

  • @shimpeck7661
    @shimpeck7661 6 лет назад

    Thank you

    • @shimpeck7661
      @shimpeck7661 6 лет назад

      Not enough Ottoman Empire though...

  • @drunkenbarbarian8211
    @drunkenbarbarian8211 6 лет назад

    OMFG It's Abradolf Lincler!!

  • @lucashampton6269
    @lucashampton6269 6 лет назад

    Hey iSP, you should rebuild the Roman Empire.

  • @LinkTheHero
    @LinkTheHero 6 лет назад +2

    As an American I can say that this is 117 percent correct

  • @sneedholdings5038
    @sneedholdings5038 6 лет назад

    Isp can you do a Czech Republic challenge in hoi4 mellenium dawn?

  • @marianpazdzioch6536
    @marianpazdzioch6536 6 лет назад

    I see some democracy in the distance.

  • @swich9275
    @swich9275 5 лет назад

    I’m surprised you didn’t loop country roads

  • @ryankielar-mcnamara8921
    @ryankielar-mcnamara8921 5 лет назад +1

    I'm from America and I can guarantee that this is 100% completely historically accurate.

  • @Skoldpaddashell
    @Skoldpaddashell 6 лет назад

    As an American from the Midwest with a huge native heritage it’s correctly pronounced Iro-qwah

  • @joedaddy4714
    @joedaddy4714 3 года назад

    Ahh yes I remember this in history class

  • @WillowLackett
    @WillowLackett 5 лет назад

    Can confirm, Gatorade and Mtn Dew are the American response to English Tea. And yes, both are far superior.

  • @calebhoward9555
    @calebhoward9555 6 лет назад +1

    As a Mainer I'm proud to have helped start WW3 before the other world wars happened.

  • @coldspade1590
    @coldspade1590 6 лет назад

    This is a really great hoi4 mod

  • @arylion5417
    @arylion5417 6 лет назад +3

    Wait which hoi4 mod is this please tell me im new

  • @syley5075
    @syley5075 6 лет назад +6

    I thought it was a HOI4 video

  • @SupremeRTS
    @SupremeRTS 6 лет назад

    When mom walks in

  • @sc6554
    @sc6554 6 лет назад

    You should play a game from the total war series. have you tried empire?

  • @elviswho1615
    @elviswho1615 6 лет назад

    Visit the U.S before the U.S visits you brought to a whole new level

  • @rashidbehbudlu7394
    @rashidbehbudlu7394 3 года назад

    I fucking laughed at this for way too long

  • @_chew_
    @_chew_ 6 лет назад +2

    You forgot to invade Mesopotamia and Afghanistan.

  • @TheHilo623
    @TheHilo623 6 лет назад +2

    A N D T H E N T H E Y D I D

  • @MrOfflain
    @MrOfflain 6 лет назад +3

    Can you make a Bob Ross playthrough aka try to replicate. Lolz