Medieval 2 In 2018 - Peasants In The Holy Land

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  • Medieval 2 in 2018 is quite the game but now lets just think of the poor people who had to go through my leadership.
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  • @expendable1015
    @expendable1015 5 лет назад +1024

    Who would win?
    A bunch of well trained well equipped Muslim soldiers
    Or
    A bunch of peasant Bois speaking a weird language

    • @janedarcy9032
      @janedarcy9032 5 лет назад +7

      peasant bois

    • @yoyoyeah9083
      @yoyoyeah9083 5 лет назад +5

      you forgot its isp

    • @kevinplayz7965
      @kevinplayz7965 4 года назад +3

      @Maverick Hargrave Jesus died by Fire arrow

    • @bry756
      @bry756 3 года назад +1

      The alternate timeline with a successful people's crusade lmao

    • @ksalphalcsihp1252
      @ksalphalcsihp1252 2 года назад

      @@kevinplayz7965 more like Jesus II.. 😂😂😂

  • @sunset3702
    @sunset3702 5 лет назад +383

    Heh, I played as the Holy Roman Empire, and took over France, *by going through Belgium.*

    • @obijuanquenobi1911
      @obijuanquenobi1911 4 года назад +44

      did france happen to have a line of forts below belgium

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 3 года назад +25

      “They’ll never see this coming.”
      -Germans, shortly before invading Belgium

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 3 года назад +15

      @@LordWyatt I could nazi that coming.

    • @kostas3577
      @kostas3577 3 года назад +1

      💥👄💥

    • @ethanmorris1369
      @ethanmorris1369 3 года назад +3

      Heh

  • @yamnayaseed356
    @yamnayaseed356 5 лет назад +210

    I cried when Jesus died.
    His story is a movie. ;-(

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 лет назад +427

    "Adios amigos as they say in France"
    This is content I subscribed for.

    • @SourMilk225
      @SourMilk225 4 года назад +1

      Oui oui *Holds up Italian Pasta Hands*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +1002

    So when are you going to use trebuchets only?

  • @pablolamatafeliz6443
    @pablolamatafeliz6443 5 лет назад +182

    wait the spanish princess at 1:46 was called el valiente wich means the brave man in spanish soooo yeah ofc she tried to rob you lmao

    • @Yuilen
      @Yuilen 5 лет назад +10

      You mean "the valiant".

  • @whyshouldishowmyname848
    @whyshouldishowmyname848 5 лет назад +229

    Why don't you just play a cool game called math games ?

    • @andresousa9876
      @andresousa9876 5 лет назад

      What's this joke about? I'm new here :)

    • @snorecore5447
      @snorecore5447 5 лет назад

      André Sousa They Tried To Bully ISP to play cool math games in his 300k special I think

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 5 лет назад

      André Sousa it's cancer

  • @iamcalamari2272
    @iamcalamari2272 5 лет назад +173

    "It doesn't matter how much experience your army has, doesn't matter how well armoured they are, all that matters is how many you have of them" nice to know soviet tactics were used in the great crusade

    • @tomaszzalewski4541
      @tomaszzalewski4541 4 года назад +3

      Well, if you throw enough people at your problem, will it become a solution? Me, Soviets, ISP: yes

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +910

    Holy moly

  • @paradoxofmind
    @paradoxofmind 4 года назад +10

    It's now historical canon: the Tlaxcalans killed Jesus, who lived through the Crusades to become a notable English conquistador.

  • @urangatun
    @urangatun 5 лет назад +621

    F for Jesus

  • @legatus3213
    @legatus3213 5 лет назад +577

    Day 2 of asking ISP to play LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga.

    • @Chactemal
      @Chactemal 5 лет назад +9

      This shit also spread here?

    • @tea8946
      @tea8946 5 лет назад

      Lazzen, the cancer is spreading.

    • @thnkng
      @thnkng 5 лет назад +23

      Artillery only, Apartheid South Africa and Anti Air only, but LEGO(TM) Star Wars the Complete Saga is where we draw the cancer line?

    • @ivanvoronov3871
      @ivanvoronov3871 5 лет назад +3

      WE need it

    • @slazerat
      @slazerat 5 лет назад +15

      @@tea8946 Impressive, every word in that sentence is wrong

  • @pkdroid22
    @pkdroid22 5 лет назад +711

    Day 3 Please do a LEGO Star Wars the complete saga only challenge

  • @whtdwarfbackhe
    @whtdwarfbackhe 5 лет назад +71

    "I think he's jesus"
    -iSorrow, 2018

  • @ShladTheTonkLover
    @ShladTheTonkLover 5 лет назад +183

    When Johnny Comes Marching Home

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 5 лет назад

      Is this a Girls und Panzer reference?

    • @ShladTheTonkLover
      @ShladTheTonkLover 5 лет назад +7

      Erich von Jingoism ask Jesus not me

    • @GavinTheFifer
      @GavinTheFifer 5 лет назад +9

      Some Stahlhelm On Fritz * when Peasant Jesus comes marching home again*

    • @noicestdungeon1803
      @noicestdungeon1803 5 лет назад +10

      Johnny may come marching home, but Jesus won't
      R.I.P. Jesus (Born:∞; Died: Sometime in the Middle Ages, idk; Cause of death: Some Aztecs)
      F, he will always be my n-word (I mean neighbor of course)

    • @ShladTheTonkLover
      @ShladTheTonkLover 5 лет назад +5

      Protobobarnita Cocalar Jr. what the feck

  • @hanfoowoo5149
    @hanfoowoo5149 5 лет назад +404

    Day 2 of asking you to play lego starwars the complete saga

    • @DustyBustty
      @DustyBustty 5 лет назад +1

      Han FooWoo go back to jev

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 лет назад +102

    Please play as Best Korea

  • @newboland4664
    @newboland4664 5 лет назад +61

    400k play Age of civilizations 2

  • @pdcolt6619
    @pdcolt6619 5 лет назад +82

    You better play Age of Civilization 2

  • @aronbaron2262
    @aronbaron2262 5 лет назад +81

    5:36 Joseph Stalin sharing how he was able to defeat the German army during WW2, 1946 colourised, audio restored 1990

    • @roclops
      @roclops 5 лет назад +2

      Aron Baron Thanks Kanye, very cool!

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 5 лет назад +212

    Medieval 2? More like Age of Civilization 2. Play it

    • @luftwaffle173
      @luftwaffle173 5 лет назад +5

      There's nothing better than fresh Luxembourg world conquest in the morning

    • @fullzatochi2053
      @fullzatochi2053 5 лет назад +1

      Sam Patterson
      DONKEY

    • @NormalChannel95
      @NormalChannel95 5 лет назад +5

      AOC 2? Finally something I can agree on. Btw aren't you and Justin Y supposed to be battling?

    • @MedeivalWarfare
      @MedeivalWarfare 5 лет назад +1

      I love both

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 5 лет назад

      It takes balls to suggest such daring things

  • @haraldhansen2761
    @haraldhansen2761 5 лет назад +29

    Medieval Middle East looks so chaotic, I wonder what it looks like today.

  • @deleteduser6230
    @deleteduser6230 5 лет назад +42

    Age of civilization artillery only challenge

  • @Lithnox
    @Lithnox 5 лет назад +74

    PLAY Age of Civilizations II

  • @123loeser
    @123loeser 4 года назад +10

    At 10:44,"Pray something changes in the course of battle, defeat seems almost certain!"
    Jezus Christ: "Hold my wine boys"

  • @slav7571
    @slav7571 5 лет назад +23

    Age of Civilization 2 luxemburg *only tax money* when?

  • @notlmgyt
    @notlmgyt 5 лет назад +60

    Play age of civilizations 2

  • @crabcakes448
    @crabcakes448 5 лет назад +12

    WHO WILL WIN.
    Jerusalem, the Holy Land
    or
    a couple hundred peasant bois - 90% of which died during the trip

    • @roclops
      @roclops 5 лет назад

      Karl Schmarl who also speak a weird language

  • @noexitnoproblem6037
    @noexitnoproblem6037 5 лет назад +31

    General: "Men fall in line!"
    Generals Assistant "Um Sir, I don't think.."
    General:"How doth you interrupt me!" "Everyone fall in... line." *Counts only 350 troops*
    "Where is.."
    "Err Sir, most of em died on the ship..."

  • @bartekwalislon
    @bartekwalislon 5 лет назад +54

    Play age of civilization 2

  • @ignulis100
    @ignulis100 5 лет назад +19

    petition to ISP to play Age of Civilisation 2

  • @kodavr6838
    @kodavr6838 5 лет назад +18

    BANAT AT 400K

    • @chair8858
      @chair8858 5 лет назад

      omg how i do not think on that

    • @Overpusher
      @Overpusher 5 лет назад

      Bánat means sorrow in Hungarian, perfect.

    • @shellshockedgerman3947
      @shellshockedgerman3947 5 лет назад +1

      Banat is German...

    • @Overpusher
      @Overpusher 5 лет назад

      @@shellshockedgerman3947 and why is that exactly?

  • @tysmi04
    @tysmi04 4 года назад +4

    That moment when you are rooting for Jesus and he goes down. :(

  • @luftwaffle173
    @luftwaffle173 5 лет назад +68

    Age of civilizations 2 artillery only when

  • @Kefireczek
    @Kefireczek 5 лет назад +22

    age of play ii civilization

  • @TacoTabo
    @TacoTabo 5 лет назад +4

    Day 1 of asking iSorrowProductions to review Lego Star Wars The complete saga

    • @kingwilliamtheconqueror232
      @kingwilliamtheconqueror232 5 лет назад

      "Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me" - ISorrowProductions when he hears about this.

  • @Wintersoap123
    @Wintersoap123 5 лет назад +3

    Press F to pay respects for all those who have fallen to get that free land in the new world.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 5 лет назад +1

    jesus no :[

  • @tomsullivan47
    @tomsullivan47 5 лет назад +4

    Comrade ISP seizing the means of production. Excellent job comrade, the party salutes you.

  • @NormalChannel95
    @NormalChannel95 5 лет назад +14

    Play Age of Civilization 2.... ISlaveProductions...

  • @josephstalin2electricbooga819
    @josephstalin2electricbooga819 5 лет назад +5

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF all that for jesus

  • @RC15O5
    @RC15O5 5 лет назад +1

    F
    Wow this takes me back. Used to play this game to death back in the day. Try out the Stainless Steel mod for M2TW, its Medieval 2, but better.

  • @sebastianvera2129
    @sebastianvera2129 5 лет назад +5

    *Play Age of Civilization 2*

  • @LoneWanderer101
    @LoneWanderer101 5 лет назад +3

    I love playing the song 'Savages' from Pocahontas whenever I fight the Aztecs. It's so meme-y that I have to do it.

  • @daniwerts9233
    @daniwerts9233 5 лет назад +5

    F for Jesus

  • @immolati4583
    @immolati4583 5 лет назад +4

    Coolmath Without Flash At 400,001 subs

  • @gintautassickus6390
    @gintautassickus6390 5 лет назад +3

    3:30 isp: this is not a good story
    The heir: we are not going back to england

  • @HistoryNerd8765
    @HistoryNerd8765 Год назад +1

    Medieval 2 is pretty good, but Christ alive, I can't stand the way the camera works in battle.

  • @PDW_Linksanwalt
    @PDW_Linksanwalt 5 лет назад +5

    AoC2 PLS

  • @polarbear8445
    @polarbear8445 4 года назад +1

    I speak español, but enjoy you videos. You are very divertido, i pass much horas watching your chanel.

  • @niko7877
    @niko7877 5 лет назад +3

    I really enjoyed this Hearts of Victoria 2 video

  • @albert_obey3151
    @albert_obey3151 5 лет назад +1

    Medieval total war 2 is the best total war change my mind

  • @silverlegionofamerica5954
    @silverlegionofamerica5954 5 лет назад +3

    Play Lego battles, it's an rts I'm sure you'll do fine.

  • @ksalphalcsihp1252
    @ksalphalcsihp1252 2 года назад +1

    10:47 Lmao... He said "I got Jesus" then suddenly he became speechless... 😂😂😂

  • @AA-bn7tf
    @AA-bn7tf 5 лет назад +3

    Don’t worry guys he’ll show up again in like 3 episodes.

  • @uraverageskeleton6480
    @uraverageskeleton6480 5 лет назад +2

    F

  • @josephrohrbach1588
    @josephrohrbach1588 5 лет назад +4

    jesus christ, hes dead!

  • @johnbyerly3055
    @johnbyerly3055 5 лет назад +1

    Age of civilization 2 or me and my 355,291 bots are unsubscribing

  • @vortex_william
    @vortex_william 5 лет назад +4

    LIKE THE VIDEO FOR *ROBLOX*

  • @austin09jj
    @austin09jj 5 лет назад +2

    Ive been playing this game for years, and only now did someone show me how to change the name of settlements.
    Still learning, after all these years

  • @brunovieira9632
    @brunovieira9632 5 лет назад +4

    Play Age of Empires 2

  • @kennethcole4691
    @kennethcole4691 5 лет назад +2

    Really enjoy the total war videos! You should continue these :)

  • @NotSoAnonymousIGuess
    @NotSoAnonymousIGuess 5 лет назад +4

    5:36 Stalin approved

  • @bogdangati2972
    @bogdangati2972 5 лет назад +1

    Pls play age of civilazation 2

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 5 лет назад +4

    HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS

  • @Ind3xPlus
    @Ind3xPlus 8 месяцев назад +1

    ISP Larping as Richard Lionheart for 11 minutes

  • @gearbait2820
    @gearbait2820 5 лет назад +8

    Medieval 2, electric boogaloo, form the the Soviet Union for round two

  • @mineshmandiaji
    @mineshmandiaji 5 лет назад +1

    you just did with peasants,that knights couldn't do entire lifes

  • @musicmaster417
    @musicmaster417 5 лет назад +13

    welcome to iStalinproductions

  • @vlaamscherp
    @vlaamscherp 5 лет назад +1

    Time for a fucking RUclips crusade against article 13

  • @keyhorse99
    @keyhorse99 5 лет назад +3

    F for Jesus

  • @ksalphalcsihp1252
    @ksalphalcsihp1252 2 года назад +1

    5:16 they thought it was Jesus... Maybe it should be Jesus II

  • @detlefchicken4938
    @detlefchicken4938 5 лет назад +4

    *NUT*

  • @Zamolxes77
    @Zamolxes77 4 года назад +1

    Jesus died killed by jaguar warriors ! True history !

  • @michaelsoland3293
    @michaelsoland3293 5 лет назад +9

    Cool HOI4 mod!!

  • @MidnightClad8
    @MidnightClad8 5 лет назад +1

    I have been playing Medieval 2 for god knows how long and I had no idea you could discover America in the campaign.......

  • @fyuckboiirdrd2690
    @fyuckboiirdrd2690 5 лет назад +5

    Hoi4

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 лет назад +2

    "Just whatever's in London really"
    That was the 9th crusade wasnt it?

  • @rileyquinn3929
    @rileyquinn3929 5 лет назад +6

    Medieval 2 the Holy Grail of Total War

  • @bugfighter5949
    @bugfighter5949 5 лет назад +1

    Omfg I've been playing m2 for so long and I didn't know you could find the new world in vanilla wtf my whole world is shattered !

  • @fyuckboiirdrd2690
    @fyuckboiirdrd2690 5 лет назад +5

    Hoi4

  • @Midgeman
    @Midgeman 5 лет назад

    The jesus on the thumbnail looks like Harry/Barry.

  • @fyuckboiirdrd2690
    @fyuckboiirdrd2690 5 лет назад +5

    Hoi4

  • @yanxishan6575
    @yanxishan6575 5 лет назад

    Holds Jerusalem for 400 years
    *loses to the aztecs*

  • @fyuckboiirdrd2690
    @fyuckboiirdrd2690 5 лет назад +5

    Hoi4

  • @spartan4056
    @spartan4056 5 лет назад +2

    Please do more. This is one of my favorite videos by you.

  • @shogunsouth8506
    @shogunsouth8506 5 лет назад +3

    everyone else: *uses logical strategy and tactics to beat their enemies*
    ISP: What was it the communists did again?

  • @nua_krak
    @nua_krak 5 лет назад +2

    Age of Civilization 2! NOWWWW

  • @fyuckboiirdrd2690
    @fyuckboiirdrd2690 5 лет назад +4

    Hoi4

  • @ksalphalcsihp1252
    @ksalphalcsihp1252 Год назад +1

    5:44 Stalingrad be like... 😂😂😂

  • @danmachyl9613
    @danmachyl9613 5 лет назад +4

    Can you please make at least one hoi4 video per a week? I am sure many would appreciate that.

    • @jasonpratt5126
      @jasonpratt5126 5 лет назад +2

      "HOI4"? What mod is that?

    • @slav7571
      @slav7571 5 лет назад +3

      What kind of wicked mod for Age of Civilization 2 is a "HOI4"

    • @jasonpratt5126
      @jasonpratt5126 5 лет назад

      @@slav7571 I'm going to guess it's Greek. Hoi is a Greek direct article, right? Like, dative case?

  • @kringlostuberen8146
    @kringlostuberen8146 5 лет назад +1

    1:19 King Malcolm successor of Macbeth? *Shakespeare confirmed*

  • @fadedfilms606
    @fadedfilms606 5 лет назад +3

    Total war artillery only

  • @bummerdrummer1649
    @bummerdrummer1649 5 лет назад +1

    F For jesus christ
    1100-1492

  • @vincentdawg2193
    @vincentdawg2193 5 лет назад +1

    day 2 of asking ISP to play Age of Civilizations II (seriously, come on ISP, the game came out 2 days ago and you havent made a video about it yet?)

  • @chewchewtrain
    @chewchewtrain 5 лет назад +1

    AGE OF CIVILIZATION 2 ARTILLERY ONLY

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 года назад +1

    0:33 *Angery Venician Italian Noises*

  • @dankobuzz183
    @dankobuzz183 5 лет назад

    Roger Roger! I was recently deployed to ask ISP to play Lego Starwars the Complete Saga.

  • @yourtotalwarmaster3635
    @yourtotalwarmaster3635 5 лет назад +1

    soooo.... roblox?

  • @jassem4579
    @jassem4579 5 лет назад +1

    ISP Y U no play shooty bang bang games? (If you want to make things spicy do anime review)