Look when you find Jedi/Sith fighting in your house, you simply do not ask questions. You get as far away from the area without being noticed and call the Force to handle it.
Its not in all his videos its in very few. If you want to hear it the most its in the video where the guy is too op. But you will remember it because it was funny.
Yeah but once you see two guys with lightsabers in your house you're not supposed to ask questions. You just turn around and either leave the house completely, or go back to your room and pretend you didn't see anything.
I mean, have you seen horror movies? You better let them noises happen and lock up your room. Them noises is between whoever is making them. Mind your business.
@@somerandomguy1336 I don’t think u got the joke he was meaning in a different caleb video called “ how overpowered anime characters be” and he was hit and he said that
White people in horror movies: we need to save Frank Black people in horror movies: Frank is dead I'm trying to find a way out Killer: now I could go for that guy running right towards me or I could forget about him and go for that guy right there who's running in the other direction let's go for him
@@Luv-dq5th I'm afraid it unfortunately wont ever fully die out. 😕 I wish it would though... I mean for the past literal decade, people have been making that "RUclips is drunk!" comment whenever a video's views and likes don't add up.
I think we can all say we learned a valuable lesson from watching this video: when two dudes are standing in your house with lightsabers, don’t ask questions
*Me on my way to be nosey* *members this video" Me: "I'm just gonna mind my own business this time" Wow this is my first successful comment thanks everyone
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@David Moore Dog, I ain't five with you're stupid sounding self. I said r/wooosh because they didn't get the joke, not because i wanted to be funny, you sarcastic wannabe.
me: smoking in a dark alleyway stranger: you should stop smoking, its bad for ya health me: did you know my grandfather lived till 150 stranger: did he smoke too? me: "strikes stranger with a light saber" he minded his own business
I was on the edge of wether or not I should laugh at the video, but because you quoted the exact quote and added laughing crying emojis, I now know that I should laugh.
"Their attacks are completely synchronized"
They're just having a bonding experience at this point
Madison Hu they become like twins, literally
u mean like if they were having a gold experience
Lixívia you called
I should have minded my own business. I should have minded my own business. Rotfl!
At that part, Play "Wouldn't It Be Nice" - by The Beach Boys
“ their attacks are completely synchronized”
Had me dead asf😂😂😂
😂😂😂 For real.
Lol right!!!
Twavy Skits I was already dying but when he said that I lost it 🤣🤣
Darro_00 ik fax😂😂😂
"I should have minded my own business"
They're in your house
😂😂😂 Pure genius.
That’s the joke, yes
But that’s not his address
WELCOME...to the joke
I guess put me on r/whoooosh
*He's talking about how he should have minded his business when two people just entered his house and started fighting.*
Look when you find Jedi/Sith fighting in your house, you simply do not ask questions. You get as far away from the area without being noticed and call the Force to handle it.
@@scorpiocarnage1055 good to know-
@@scorpiocarnage1055 wasn't his choice doe, he looked, he didn't know what is was
800 is I
a beating like that mate should have minded his own business
“I’ve never been hit by a lightsaber before”
we all got problems
*Actual Legend*
I was 1k like
It burns so much!
Damn straight. Facts.
By a *real* lightsaber before
what the hell is goin...
“you were the chosen one”
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
REAPER TEDD bruh you say that to every comment
You were my brother I loved you
HIGH GROUND!
Is my music good????
No one’s gonna talk about the commitment this man has burning his own clothes😂
I was thinking about that too
Lmaoooo
Must’ve been a t shirt he didn’t like
@@BlueCreatesKun It was lowkey fire tho
Omega Alpha Yeah, he didn’t like the shirt so he lit it on fire
*Every anime ever* “they’re aiming for my vital organs!” *inner thoughts intensity intensifies*
This is the comment I was looking for 😂
Lol 😂
Not every anime ever. There are actual animes that are good.
Vailix no one said those animes aren’t good-
@@vailix750 bro no one said those were bad, literally every shonen anime has them btw, but no one hates those anime, its just part of it bro
"I SHOULD HAVE MINDED MY OWN BUSINESS!"
Hey, at least the man learned his lesson.
Not that it matters for him anymore....
@@Arvannis You right! XD
SDpro nigga got tased
I have the worst music on earth right
He died doing what he loved
"Not good..."
"They're aiming for my *ViTaL oRgAnS* "
Get the tissue weapon
@@speedyspeed8178 no, not good enough, get a drop of water
@@Largest_Marge Seriously? What are inhaling right? Ya, let's use that instead.
@@darknsimple3340 I'm on mobile my thumbs mess up on me
Im the 1000th like Pog
"Hey guys I'm goin to the store ya'll want any-"
Palpatine: *"It's treason then..."*
lmaoo
*spins*
🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooo
AUUUUUUURUUUUUH
This dude straight up ruined his shirt for this skit.
BankerPaul don’t forget his socks as well
he could probably buy like 1000 more with the revenue he made from the skit.
@@larezplays3512 | I mean... RUclips revenue isn't all that much.
LarezPlay's also uhh sometimes RUclips does not pay well
How tf does mr beast make 20000 a day?
Imagine his neighbors, they be minding their own business while he is screaming to himself.
Himselves
Lmaoooo!!!!
I am pretty sure their neighbors r accustomed to it by now
Yup.like smart people .dont get paid to find clues out here hhaha
I would probably check up on him if I hear that
The words “vital organs” are in every one of these things i swear
It’s a vital phrase
Because it's necessary.
this is like...the 2nd or 3rd time, amongst all his videos
Its not in all his videos its in very few. If you want to hear it the most its in the video where the guy is too op. But you will remember it because it was funny.
I really don't care. Personally it passes over my head and I try to enjoy the Comedy for what it is. I don't want to spoil the jokes for myself.
"I should have minded my own business"
Homie they in your house lmaoooo
Yeah but once you see two guys with lightsabers in your house you're not supposed to ask questions. You just turn around and either leave the house completely, or go back to your room and pretend you didn't see anything.
@@moebiusjdx7288 yeah fact. This happened to me and because i minded my own business i still have 2 feet
I came down here looking for this comment
Clorox Bleach facts 😂😂
@@moebiusjdx7288 nah u just throw the whole house away at that point
“Ooooh you’re villains, you’re both villains”
That part took me out lmao
I just love how he is legit having a seizure on the outside with the calmest thought process ever while getting beat with lightsabers
Why is this the top comment but got no comments and no likes
You’ve described every single inner thought dialogue in hentai to ever exist.
Caleb is a JoJo confirmed
I literally posted the same exact comment worded differently 1 month before you posted this and you got more likes than me
@@deaththekid3483 I'm.. Sorry?
*Hears Two Random People Fighting in HIS house*
“I ShOuLd HaVe MinDed my BusInesS”
But frfr he shouldn't have asked em questions he should've left 🤣
😂😂😂 my point exactly
@@louis---- You should mind your own business.
@@h8moss766 lmfao
Bruh.. I was thinking the exact same thing lol
"Was that my foot just now"
*Shows foot burnt off*
"Damnit"😭😭😭
First comment after 9 months
Second comment after first comment after 9 months
Third comment after second comment after 9 months
Fourth comment after third comment after 9 months
Fifth comment after fourth comment after 9 months
0:30
Caleb: "Who's making all this loud no-"
2 guys with lightsabers: "You're in the wrong house fool!"
Caleb: "... But this is my house..."
Yea can i order a... boneless pizza
@@speedyspeed8178 Palpatine: no... what you can do is order 66
I love how he completely blames himself for checking his own house🤣
I think the moral is don't get caught up in others business
Cuz it can happen in the battlefield of one's mind or someshit
@@makemesmile1839 aight I'll put that one up there /
I mean, have you seen horror movies? You better let them noises happen and lock up your room. Them noises is between whoever is making them. Mind your business.
BooDotBoo I mean, it’s your house. Why are they even in your house?
“Was that my foot?”
**see’s hirache with burnt sock**
“It was”
Joe Joe Osterheldt huarache* tf is “hirache”
🤷🏼♂️
Joe Joe Osterheldt i make skits because of caleb and i wanna make funny ass videos like him! go to my latest video and tell me how i can improve!
Boii did I think of an anime character reading you comment at first
@@ruthlessjones8220 Bro you misspelled it too dummy
*Huarache
There is no way I could have predicted the way this skit went
Cosmic has knight dysphoria this feels like a lenarr skit 😂
Lol this was better than my music
Cosmic has knight dysphoria that’s the great thing about Caleb city
@@MACKAVON agreed. That shits hilarious.
Fucking same 😂😂😂
Prequels: gets hit with a lightsaber once and gets cut in half
Sequels:
Underrated
Seriously!
True
literally what i was thinking
Don’t forget Fallen Order
Why did he start monologuing like an anime character in his head when they started hitting him 😂😂
That's the genius in it. Lol. It's layered with Star Wars and anime references at the same time. 😂
@@TheFreshSoundsFlorida Hahaha.
@@TheKennethfilm 😂
Sounds a bit like Garou getting beat up both by Bang and Bomb 😂😂😂
It's what you'd do
“Their attacks are completely Synchronized”
😂😂😂
Meanwhile they're enemies
@@sstanford1331 Yeah, mutual enemies of CalebCity
669 nice
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@@TheSmlRemixer no
Let’s take a moment to appreciate this man for burning his clothes
why its not that hard to do
Thats just dedication
It just shows how much effort he puts into these
Yea kudos..that idiot griffy thinks dedication is shoving your hand down your throat and throwing up
@@weiner3393 if you do it with someone else,in this case he is doing this himself
“This is different pain”
“This is new... this is new pain”
Nagato: MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN YOURS!!!!
@@somerandomguy1336 I don’t think u got the joke he was meaning in a different caleb video called “ how overpowered anime characters be” and he was hit and he said that
😂😂😂😂
@@gutslol1268 actually, it’s “when the protagonist is too op”
@@MiMiBrokenbourgh thank you
*Foot gets chopped off*
"Ughh i gotta get outta here"
Me: tf
MAH JAYS
At that point i just would've died
@kmden Rt Idk man, being electrocuted by a sith lord and pierced & sliced by lightsabers will make that kind of difficult to do tho.
In anime you can walk out with your head chopped off
Man started narrating his own ass-whooping like jojo's bizarre adventure
Kakyoin!!!!
Robert Stephens
“Next time I see DIO I’m gonna burst a vein.”
Jotaro... he broke so many of your bones my lad
Nani!
lmao
KONO DIO DA!!
“If he was with me, would I do THIS”
Current Objective: *Survive*
There'll be another time
xD
Don't worry, Caleb got out of there and is now hiding in a cave
Snake? Snaaaaaaake!
“You’re both villains!” 😂😂😂
When the squad roasts you out of nowhere.
"Their attacks are completely synchronised."
Plot twist, you ain't got no squad.
@@imhulki463 *Sadness and sorrow*
"Was that my foot just now"
He said it so nonchalantly like he didnt feel the pain😭😭😭😭
He was distracted by other pain
Adrenaline be like that though
You see a bruise on your leg in the shape of the great lakes and be all "When did that happen?"
a lightsaber would theoretically instantly cauterize the wound too so it wouldn't hurt "that" much.
@@kio4896 Exactly. So all he'd feel is the pain, but not as much as he would if say a sword chopped his foot off.
“Damn it, it was” 😂
“Was that my foot just now”
- Caleb 2019
The sock was charred off 💀💀💀
"...damn it" xD
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michael jordan i make skits because of caleb and i wanna make funny ass videos like him! go to my latest video and tell me how i can improve!
@@sprish1 by not looking like a bot every time I see you but when you try to do a funny skits just be you and use your own ideas
Obi-wan: The Sith are evil!
Anakin: From my point of view the Jedi are evil!
Caleb: *Gets his ass kicked by both of them*
Moral all light saberers are evil
Both of them: from my point of view, Caleb is evil!
This guy definitely likes to beat himself with a baton in every video.
Or kick or punch.
It's a way of telling himself, "Self, you need to improve in life. RUclips vids ain't gone feed you forever."
Oo
Lol true
or his clothes
“Uurrghh your villains, you’re both villains”💀💀😭😭
💀💀💀
lmao that was my favorite line
“I SHOULD’VE MINDED MY OWN BUSINESS!”
Take that to the afterlife
1:19 “you’re villains, you’re both villains!” Dead lmao 😂😂😂
Whatever RUclips is paying this man.....
It’s not enough....
Fr
Lol
He gotta move from that dirty house lol
Infinity? Not enough. As buzz light year something something said, "To infinity and I'M BLASTING OF AGAAAI~"
Ahmet Balkan you dont gain as much as you think you gain from youtube
*Hears robber in my house*
“Nahhh Imma just mind my business”
Thats the moral of the story!
“YOU’RE VILLAINS, YOURE BOTH VILLAINS”💀💀
Aye sprish remember me I saw ur video btw
Also Caleb's and lenarr 😜👍👌
Those effects. He can direct a whole movie starring himself.
*getting hit by lightsabers multiple times*
Caleb: *wow, I've never been hit with a lightsaber before*
One of my favorite sentences he says almost every time:
“ *AW MY GOD IT BURNS* “
Nah it’s the vital organs
Just like that guy in SpongeBob who always goes:
My leeggg.
Evan Cruz Jesus fucking Christ
Just Wulf Right
"my legs" "**the weird noises he be making**"
No one:
Me: *goes to find out what's going on*
"I'm so stupittt"
tinashe kupeta this took me OUT!
*Why am i so stupittt?*
I heard it exactly in his voice and everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 i can hear him say it. Pure genius
Can this comment get more likes please?! 😂
“IT FEELS LIKE THEY’RE HITTING ME HARDER”
*lmao you don’t know how hard this made me laugh.*
I imagine Caleb's floor scene is how fish feel when they're dying
Sounds about right since they can't feel pain, it would be very observant
@@marker113 That is 100% wrong. Do some real research.
Bruh why can't fish just breathe air
@@avonireavonire some fish actually CAN breathe air! Like alligator gar, arapaima, & lungfish
Ahmad Faiz woosh
"Was that my foot just now?"
*Sees decapitated foot*
_"Damnit!"_
> decapitated foot
bruh...
Surely that'd be depeditated.
@@gustavosanches3454 depeditated
It's desimulated !
I thought it was amputated
I like how they were fighting and then just agreed to kill him
FIGHT ME BRO- oh is that an innocent man over there?
I believe the term you're looking for is "folded back savage"
@Francisco Rodriguez shut uuuuup
1:56 I should have minded my own business 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brooo I'm crying
"I had never been hit by a real lightsaber before"
Zuko: "That's rough buddy"
Uncle iroh would be proud
One of the only edgy characters with a scar to actually have a likeable personality and reason to be edgy.
You don’t really want smoke you ain’t bout that life
SwiftAssassin todoriki ?
@@JustSomeGuyWithInfinity Why I said "one of"
Suddenly someone comes in: "Hi I'm here for the interview?"
GET OUUUUUT
GET OUUUUUUUT
GET OUUUUUUUUUT
Im trying to figure out why he isnt doing that
@@highvolt_lando7360 same
highvolt_ lando I think this was before the loop, or that the loop ended.
“I SHOULD HAVE MINDED MY OWN BUSINESS”
It’s yo own damn house😅
If two niggas with lightsabers appeared in your house, you leave until one of them dies lmao
@Abigail Squillante The last few times a black dude called the police to his own house hasn't worked well.
That’s what I’m saying. These terrorists won’t even let you just go about your business in your own damn house even. Not even a joke.
@@Flagrant_Violations don't make this political it's a YT comment section mannn
@@theguy1103 read my last comment aH
"They're attack are completly synchronized"
Looks like they become best friends from beating up someon who didn't mind their own business
Just imagine walking in on Caleb’s floor scene 😂
Or listening to it
Neighbour: doing the dishes
Caleb: "UAAAGH! RAAAGH UAGHUA WAAH AAAAH!"
Neighbour: "This again... I should mind my own business."
@@siegwardinspirit >XD LOL
I wonder if his girlfriend has walked in on his video scenes
*literally no one:*
*Caleb: V I T A L O R G A N S*
Not good
@@atharvkashyap6510 "not good" is what he said right before the vital organs line
@@poysona oh shit my bad u right
Have you seen the op protagonist one
“MY VITAL ORGANS”
😂😂 I meeaaann all organs seem pretty vital to me
No one:
People who run into danger in horror movies: 🏃
Best comment
Well they were already in his house...
Nobody meme is played out...
White people in horror movies: we need to save Frank
Black people in horror movies: Frank is dead I'm trying to find a way out
Killer: now I could go for that guy running right towards me or I could forget about him and go for that guy right there who's running in the other direction let's go for him
@@Luv-dq5th I'm afraid it unfortunately wont ever fully die out. 😕 I wish it would though... I mean for the past literal decade, people have been making that "RUclips is drunk!" comment whenever a video's views and likes don't add up.
I think we can all say we learned a valuable lesson from watching this video: when two dudes are standing in your house with lightsabers, don’t ask questions
*Blows the house up*
WHAT THE HELL
he didn't ask questions lol clearly the message was MIND YA BUSINESS!
"Damn it, was that my foot just now?"
*Shows cut off foot*
"Yeah, it was"
Lmao
Hurricane Hugues no biggie
"No dice, they started shocking me outta nowhere" 😂😂🤣
"Oh no... was that my foot just now!?" 0-0
@@volking6338 "Dammit, it was!"
@@Godsecution " I need to get outta here!"
@@gravito1573 "I SHOULD'VE MINDED MY OWN BUSINESS!"
@@chomeo6797 AHHHHHH
Respect 😂 he literally destroyed his own t shirt for this
I thought is was CGI lol.
And his sock
@@taco_man_ray9262 He can still wear the sock, no ones gonna notice.....
Are they really that hot? Wtf
yeah bro
*Turns from a normal video into a star wars duel*
Everybody loved that.
me: *imagining caleb burning little holes into his shirt and the edge of his sock in his backyard*
Boo overused meme
Sensation overused response
⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ overused response to an overused response
Smine 😧
“Was that my foot just now?”
Camera goes to foot cut off
Dead 💀
*Me on my way to be nosey*
*members this video"
Me: "I'm just gonna mind my own business this time"
Wow this is my first successful comment thanks everyone
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Its been an hour how the heck are you already being nosey🤣
Kid Remix bitch get outta here this ain’t instagram
Member
@@sikeitschelseab5538 In the words of Nietzsche "nosey never sleep but let he be nosey while Awake" nah jk I'm just very nosey 😂😂
He burnt his shirt for a vid
APPLAUSE EVERYBODY!
WHAT A LEGEND!
He probably made a couple thousand from the video
No one:
Not a single soul:
Anime protagonists getting bodied: They're aiming for my vital organs
"was that my foot just now"
r/uselessnobody
opponent: punches literally anywhere in chest/stomach area
protagonist: THEY'RE AIMING FOR MY VITAL ORGANS!!
@@lightvoid7089
*shatters Kneebone*
anime protagonist: MY VITAL ORGANS
then if their whole body is cut off except their vital organs, then theyre like “yeah im fine. im used to this
"your villains, your both villains"
-Caleb 2019
*"I DIDN'T MIND MY BUSINESS-"*
*"I SHOULD HAVE MINDED MY OWN BUSINESSSSSS NOOO"* 💀
His in his own house like who wouldent check there house if someone random people was fighting in it with lightsabers
That’s what every Karen says to them selves when they get in trouble
he rlly went 💀
F, get the quote right
He is getting burned alive and beaten and all he can think about is “Wow. I’ve never been hit by a real lightsaber before” 1:14 😂😂😂
“Sounds like you’re projecting…”
Also your shoe game fly
Yea I know
Don't worry bro I'm scrolling down I'll find your grades eventually, I got you bro.
George Edison thx lol
It’s even funnier because he got his ass whooped for being nosey in his own house.
Edit: IG @bitchitsmikelowry
How is it nosey to check your house for intruders? Lol
Just JaR T H A T ‘ S T H E J O K E
@@aCavemanNamedJaR r/Wooosh
@David Moore Dog, I ain't five with you're stupid sounding self. I said r/wooosh because they didn't get the joke, not because i wanted to be funny, you sarcastic wannabe.
@David Moore Plus, you're LATE. I said that shit last year.
"They're hitting my vital organs"
Hit shows up outa nowhere
Bass Of Operations Kenshiro shows up outta nowhere
*_TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS_*
*THIS IS THE STANCE*
Saitama out of no where
KAIOKEN X20!!!
Truly an amazing message to teach to the young padawans.
" their aiming for my vital orgins"
- CalebCity 2019
THEYRE YOU OLE DUMBASS BOI
*they're
here comes the shitstorm
Organs* also
@@Sadistic626 "Orgins" was the joke.
I'm here before this comment gets edited
*"Vital Organs"*
-Caleb 2019
Villains
Body organs
Kung pao - I forgot
Ur comment is underrated
CatsPlays :p THANK YOU 🙏🏽 i needed this comment 😂😂😂
The whole plot of Star Wars from someone who hasn’t seen it...
“Wow I’ve never been hit by a real lightsaber before, it hurts so much.”
1:50 That can be viewed in many different ways...
I should have minded my own bussnines
Celebcity-2019
Pretty sure i saw u somewhere else , oh well have a nice day y'all :)
@@samx23 you should mind ur own business yo lol
I feel someone was snooping on him so he got really mad and made this video.
Exactly! otherwise this video doesn't make sense
Nah it still would tbh, at times somebody gonna be Inna person business so I felt like it send a message
He cut a foot to make us happy❤️
Who still be dying of laughter in 2020
Are you the new Justin Y or something?
Can you not beg for likes
NinjKat
Can you not be an obnoxious f*ck.
@@tjkiom9103 Can you?
Imagine describing yourself perfectly in one reply
Me: ayyy I can’t wait till a Caleb city vid!
RUclips: aight give him the notification 6 hours late
Same bro
I am sad too
AYYYYYYY LMAO
Have you seen his week on Comedy Central videos
You literally commented this the minute it came out
What I’m late?!
"Not good...they're aiming for my vital organs!"
Me: UUUGGGGH MY ORRRGANS! MY VITAL ORGAAAAAANS!!
I thought of that to xD
The dislikes are from people who don’t mind their business.
Me:getting a glass of water in the middle of the night
0:34 *the aliens fighting in my house*
Lowkey underrated
Anonymous Person no, its just trash
"Your villains, your both villains, your villians!"
My dude caleb never stood a chance
Literally paraphrasing Shakespeare
"Of course her page private"
The story of my life....
1:38
“Oh no, was that my foot just now?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Your villains you’re both villains”😂😂😂
me: smoking in a dark alleyway
stranger: you should stop smoking, its bad for ya health
me: did you know my grandfather lived till 150
stranger: did he smoke too?
me: "strikes stranger with a light saber" he minded his own business
^^^ underrated comment ^^^
hahaha
Ehh this was not funny too be honest. Bad joke🤦♂️
karam jnah 😂😂😂
Christ, I could imagine Sasuke’s edgy ass doin’ this.
Love the dude, but I’m glad Naruto chilled his ass out.
No one:
Teen girls: ThaTs mE oMG
Shebblu **LMaO rElAtaBLE 😂😂👌**
Shebblu wow that’s offensive
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When a person comments a meme with "no one" in it:
Dude that commented this: I have achieved comedy
Allie Haffer how? Wtf
Dark Caleb: he with you. Isn’t he?
Obi wan kenobi: confused noises.
“Was that my foot just now?” 😂😂😂
They’re aiming for my vital organs
(Foot flies off)
I be in 2021
I mean skin is an organ
@@dysonburt3309 the biggest
"let me roll over so they can hit by back instead"
😂
I was on the edge of wether or not I should laugh at the video, but because you quoted the exact quote and added laughing crying emojis, I now know that I should laugh.
Plot twist: The jedi and the sith were actually hired by the people in whose business Caleb was always into.
“You’re villains, you’re both villains, you’re villains!” 😂