@@Broockle My Mojo level is over 9000. I am the Master of Art and Culture. 😏 Even Cthulhu and the other outer gods are free real estate. Every eye candy you name it. We had a shag of a groovy time. My C/F level (Conquest and Friend zoned) is a 9. The rest I failed on purpose because I ain't that desperate or outright a terrible terrible human being.
We all do. Some closets that hide our skeletons are deeper than others. And Some are absolutely evil and filled with glitter, And the skeletons are bedazzled. 😂
"Hot chicks named Dick" had me laughing too much to even drink my coffee. Somewhere out there on the internet, this is probably a real fetish among a hundred people.
@@TheLobsterCopter5000 Yes. If their job is to cancel subscriptions to porn sites this is likely the 1000th time they've done it and trust me "A$$eater69" is not the worst username they've heard, not even in the top 500.
@@TheLobsterCopter5000 it's the attitude mostly, where they're asking you to do something that just can't be done and expect you to make it happen as if you have any say in it. I didn't come up with these policies, I'm just following them. This video is a slight exaggeration but Tiffany here was just doing 'her' job.
There was a real scam, where a guy would sell porn dvds by mail, but never deliver. He would send a refund when people complained, but had the film title on the cheque they would have to cash (before ATMs). Almost no one cashed the cheques.
I signed up for the brazzers free trial like 3 years ago and they did this shit, it was easier to just blacklist payments for them on my debit card than attempt to cancel.
this is why you create a pre paid card with a fixed amount. once you run out they can't do shit about it although why would anyone pay for porn when it's free is beyond me.
@@Part_121_Wannabe I don't know, but I would never want to have to talk to anyone in order to cancel a porn subscription. I think it's just a skit showcasing how uncomfortable it would be to have someone cancel it for you.
@@markgaumee Most subscriptions it's recommended that you call, you can get a confirmation number and if there are any future charges you have an easier time fighting with your bank.
As someone who has bought a *clears throat" video only to get slapped with a subscription service I relate to this on a level that makes me just as uncomfortable as the guy in this video
This is probably the absolute funniest skit I’ve seen you do. This had me giggling the whole way through. Probably bc I’ve had to do the same thing in the past, although it went a lot shorter(that’s what she said)than this lol. The person just named the website and that was it. However this entire video was literally all the overthinking thoughts going through my head, in fear, of what was going to happen
bro saw this today while scrolling through, immediately began laughing as soon as i saw it, and laughed through the vast majority of the video. idk what it is maybe im in a good mood or something but this shit was funny as hell.
2:40 since he watches 17 videos a day and yet spends 54 minutes on the site per day, if we divide 54 by 17 we find that he lasts roughly ~3.2 minutes per video.
Even just first 15 seconds are hilarious, the expressions, the comedy of "I am Tiffany how can I make you smile today" as if it is a hot pine or something
The Satanic Eibel is actually different since they are nonbelievers of Satan. Everything in the book is about being good so he should’ve done his research before saying that.
One of the few times I clicked on a video and instantly started laughing 😂 Saying “I hate this” out loud repeatedly when doing something you don’t like is so relatable 😂😂
Happened to everyone at some point 😂 Fortunately the majority of the times I had to do this it was only a prerecorded voice and I had only to press a button to cancel it... But I was always fearing that someday a real person would have responded to the phone! 1:35 the worst was that all the time I had to do this was because the subscriptions were made automatically after clicking a "fake link/page" 😒
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They did it on purpose to make you embarrassed enough that you just cut the call and not cancel subscription
Can just block payment or change the card.
congratulations, you got the joke
I'm amazed that she didn't offer him a reduced price first.
Speaking hypothetically natch
@@Gl-my8fw blocking the payment was what this whole video was
As the customer you just gotta switch off your shame button during the phone call.
Jokes aside this attender is really efficient and polite. I wish all my calls to customers services were that smooth.
You could feel his pain
@@bumblebee7547 If the attendant reading out his stats wasn’t a wake-up call. Nothing is
@@chrisjackson1889 hey do people call you cj
@Bumblebee that's a good question yk 🤔
@@bumblebee7547 cj tech
Sometimes, it's just so easy to forget this man is an engineer and not a comedian😂😂😂
True. He has no degree in comedy, thus he is not a comedian 🤫
These videos are monetized so he is a comedian
You gotta be creative to be an engineer.
@@aliciabell6688 True! So truuuuue! Comedians can not even understand 1+1 or what to do with color pencils.
@@axel_r_ what????
This is the best "anti-porn" video ever made.
Thanks, Zach.
Ikr? 😅Its like a cold shower.
Why pay for porn on large websites.
@@Aitocracy why even watch it?
@@Amine-om7yj No women.
@@Aitocracy ur too honest😂😂
I feel like Zach has some very dark secrets
we're all custodians of art and culture here
Nah, he's just the only one willing to admit them out loud lol
@@Broockle My Mojo level is over 9000. I am the Master of Art and Culture. 😏
Even Cthulhu and the other outer gods are free real estate.
Every eye candy you name it.
We had a shag of a groovy time. My C/F level (Conquest and Friend zoned) is a 9.
The rest I failed on purpose because I ain't that desperate or outright a terrible terrible human being.
We all do. Some closets that hide our skeletons are deeper than others. And Some are absolutely evil and filled with glitter, And the skeletons are bedazzled. 😂
I mean was it really that bad?
Let’s be honest- you didn’t look this video up
I think chrome told RUclips about my recent searches...
It got recommended for me
I did not, it was recommended
You got that right
Yeah, i’m here cause i am subbed
Either here before this blows up or here before it gets shadowbanned lmao
Same lol
aint that the truth
Lol
Like Schrodinger's box. Zach Himself's box, if you will
same
"Hot chicks named Dick" had me laughing too much to even drink my coffee. Somewhere out there on the internet, this is probably a real fetish among a hundred people.
I'm trying to think how this is a fetish.. like some kind of play on "Take this, Dick" or what
@@nullbeyondo imagine getting aroused by dad jokes
@@pirilon78 I'm sure there's a fetish for that
@@BigJay039
Waiter: "how was the food"
Guy: *points at empty plate* horrible!
His date: oh god thats hot
It's not even that surprising of a name, even when excluding trans people. Sure it's uncommon, but not that rare 🤷♂️.
Canceling your credit card is easier.
Funny. Right after I posted the comment he tries to cancel his card.
That what I thought and as I was about to go to the comments he tried to do it
why do people not finish the video before commenting?
@@showaker4755 because videos can be long.
@@makuru.42 5 mins, FIVE
@@makuru.42 4mins aint long.
"I WAS TOLD MY NAME WOULD NOT APPEAR ON THE BILL!" lmao
😂😂😂😂
I’ll be there for you🎶
Mashuga nut?
Honestly, as someone who works in a call center, getting a customer like this on the phone is a nightmare
You really think the customer is the problem in this scenario?
@@TheLobsterCopter5000 I’d agree that, yes.
You are the problem
@@TheLobsterCopter5000 Yes. If their job is to cancel subscriptions to porn sites this is likely the 1000th time they've done it and trust me "A$$eater69" is not the worst username they've heard, not even in the top 500.
@@TheLobsterCopter5000 it's the attitude mostly, where they're asking you to do something that just can't be done and expect you to make it happen as if you have any say in it. I didn't come up with these policies, I'm just following them. This video is a slight exaggeration but Tiffany here was just doing 'her' job.
My favourite part of this sketch is how indifferent the customer service rep is. Just a professional doing her normal job.
Her?
@@kingworldadventures Ya, it's Tiffany! She just wants to make you smile.
Did you just assume xier gender?
@@AnaICarnaval When I get to heaven, I will pay god 30 bucks to make sure you go to hell.
@AnaICarnaval 💀
Already started laughing before I even watched.
Then you know it’s a real comedian.😂
All through to the end as well.
There was a real scam, where a guy would sell porn dvds by mail, but never deliver. He would send a refund when people complained, but had the film title on the cheque they would have to cash (before ATMs). Almost no one cashed the cheques.
Lmaoooo that's golden
Hahahahahahahah GOLDEN AHAHAHHAAAHA
That is actually funny
Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels
Was he ever sued?
Somehow this guy’s straight face makes me laugh so hard
The deadpan stare into space never fails to get me lmaooooo
No one, but no one, does a deadpan stare like Zach.
I would have said dead-eye, but absolutely
3:21 The "are you fucking kidding me?" lmfao I can't 💀
i cant believe i recognized your profile picture thanks to the geometry dash song you uploaded congrats
@@SpyCatYT Hi
IKR? I literally just took a sip of my soda as he said that and nearly spit it out.
*you can💀
"Could you spell that for me?" 💀💀💀
Member for 7 years 💀💀💀
I still can't believe this is Zach Star himself. This feels so different from his main channel
Imagine if 3B1B had something like this
What main channel?
I'll search for Zach Star now.
@@7ebr830 hes got a like math/ engineering stem stuff type of channel
@@codeblue6925
Wow. Who'd have thunk it, eh?
@@7ebr830 yeah i also found this channel first lol and after like 1.5 years of watching i found it he had another one lol
I signed up for the brazzers free trial like 3 years ago and they did this shit, it was easier to just blacklist payments for them on my debit card than attempt to cancel.
this is why you create a pre paid card with a fixed amount. once you run out they can't do shit about it although why would anyone pay for porn when it's free is beyond me.
I’ve been so depressing lately and you gave me some chuckles. I really appreciate you man.
Why are you depressed Spiderman? Thank you for protecting our neighborhood!
@@daveliu8365lol he is the not real one tho 😂
@@spider-man6932what really?
Into the youtube comment Spider-verse
@@spider-man6932ever heard of playing along?
I have definitely canceled a card in order to stop paying a gym subscription lol
I had to meet with people in person to cancel my last one.
Interesting. Most gyms here don't even take cards, they require your checking account which is a LOT harder to "cancel".
His facial expression between the pauses are amazing
You can literally see his soul escaping 🤣
Fun fact: Zach made this video so he can deduct his p*orn subscription as a business expense.
*pornography
ppornographyorn? Now that doesn’t nake any sense does it
How do you censor it but still include the whole f*ucking word
@@Opt1musPr1meK man I have no fuc*ki*ng idea
@@bestiebestiewould you guys shu*t the sh*it up
This is a nightmare I wish to never endure.
Don't cancel it then
@@vasvas8914 or dont buy porn. No matter how horny you are its literally not worth it with millions of free videos out there
is this how you really cancel subscription lol I genuinely dont know
@@Part_121_Wannabe I don't know, but I would never want to have to talk to anyone in order to cancel a porn subscription. I think it's just a skit showcasing how uncomfortable it would be to have someone cancel it for you.
@@markgaumee Most subscriptions it's recommended that you call, you can get a confirmation number and if there are any future charges you have an easier time fighting with your bank.
"Thank you for being a member for over 7 years"
Bro has been down horrendous.
this is easily one of your best yet, I couldnt hold in my laughter throughout the whole video, great stuff man
2:59 Zach's face just screams, "I am totally going to Hell for this." His face after that is just, "Make it stop!"
yeah cancelling my youtube kids subsciption was so annoying to call in
Wait hol up
GET OUT-
Zacs mortification is palpable 😂
no way $50.00!!!! here before this gets viral
How did nobody notice this?
Wow 50 dollars and no heart or comment _💀_
@@45Gunner556 eh, it is what it is. It’s still a hilarious skit.
not the donation ahhh
What you do is switch payment method to a virtual card and then delete that card
exactly
I was expecting him to call the suicide hotline.
"I'd like to cancel my subscription to life."
I wouldn't call a hotline, I'd just do it
@@thelegacyofgaming2928same
I expected it too.
@@rayh6118same here
Dr. Seuss’s history: 3:12
Omg
Damn, who knew that cat was into that kinda stuff.
I found it funy how the lady didn't even seem to care lol. She wasn't judging him and was pretty cool with it lmao.
You just made me cry from laughter, probably the first time that’s ever happened to me, I can’t thank you enough
the IHateThisIHateThisIHateThis.. is literally what goes through my mind whenever i, an introvert, am forced to make a phone call
Every time... :/
Yep.
Same tbh
Same
2:33 the look got me. Even if nobody is nearby and could even hear what’s being said…
YOU HAVE TO CHECK
0:13, I just realized why he looked back at the computer 😂
Can you pls explain I dont get it
@@FaikYKS He must've been familiar with her sound from one of the videos he watched. If that makes sense
@@stadra7512 yeah that kinda makes sense thx
As someone who has bought a *clears throat" video only to get slapped with a subscription service I relate to this on a level that makes me just as uncomfortable as the guy in this video
What video was it?
As customer service rep. This is Very much accurate. Looks likes apology is in order. 😂😂😂
I felt that in my heart, that would absolutely suck my guy
Somehow I swapped the word that for I. It sounded way too sus
All of the off-camera interjections are hilarious starting with ‘you would def know that’
This probably the funniest one yet.
I'm in tears.
Loved you opening with, “I hate this, I hate this…”
Tiffany taking the call was too funny.
Good work 😎🤘🏼
Can't relate lol but sounds as painful as talking to customer service for any home or insurance services
One of your funniest yet. Love his thousand yard death stare. Could really feel the pathos.
This is probably the absolute funniest skit I’ve seen you do. This had me giggling the whole way through. Probably bc I’ve had to do the same thing in the past, although it went a lot shorter(that’s what she said)than this lol. The person just named the website and that was it. However this entire video was literally all the overthinking thoughts going through my head, in fear, of what was going to happen
The dead inside look he gives whenever he has to give away an essential detail is legit a mood.
Why can I feel the embrassment he felt 😭🤣
Zach -unending creative flowness in his comedy skits
Thanks, Its almost 5pm and this is the first thing to make me smile all day. I needed it. This was extremely well done.
1:50 UHHM I swear I know someone with that as their Minecraft ign 💀💀💀
Assbeater420 is a banned roblox account
My minecraft ign was SussyEater123 at one point and i played on many servers
Minewind and Newwind
You can see his soul gradually leaving his body with every most-searched category spoken out.
Second hand embarrassment ends point addictions
it is still weird to think that you are a engineer
on top of that he worked at Northrop Grumman with secret security clearance.
Bro.. as an engineer myself, I declare, we are weird.
"A engineer"? An engineer*
@@nathanwhite704 😂
I dont see how. His videos perfectly represent how engineers think and behave.
I was literally saying in my head "just cancel the credit card"
i have been watching this guys shorts for months why is this the video that made me sub to him
The constant look on Zach's face is perfect
That is by far the funniest video yet, Zach!!!
Far from it imo. Any video featuring god in sunglasses beats this one
If jigsaw was in The Slashers
"So is your manual a satanic bible?"
"So, that user name."
He didn't deny it.
Lmao awesome start to the weekend thanks for laughs 😂
How is this video NOT sponsored by Rocket Money?!?! This would be an incredibly effective ad for them.
Zach has mastered the best part of comedy, the pauses
You have to call someone to cancel the subscription I thought you could do it on your own
bro this is the funniest vid i have seen this year. i havent laughed out loud to a video in so long.
bro saw this today while scrolling through, immediately began laughing as soon as i saw it, and laughed through the vast majority of the video. idk what it is maybe im in a good mood or something but this shit was funny as hell.
You have perfectly mastered the faces of "are you f*cking kidding me." and "I want to die right now."
2:40 since he watches 17 videos a day and yet spends 54 minutes on the site per day, if we divide 54 by 17 we find that he lasts roughly ~3.2 minutes per video.
Which is good🫣
This is precicesly why I have a temporary virtual card that I can easily cancel whenever I want.
Even just first 15 seconds are hilarious, the expressions, the comedy of "I am Tiffany how can I make you smile today" as if it is a hot pine or something
The look after they said 7 years lmao
Never seen or heard of this channel before but the amount of times I laughed and couldn’t breathe definitely got my sub lol
Dude he is so funny like his skits are so addictive I just keep watching them
Damn these videos are always able to surprise me even when I see the plot in my head
The fact that I can watch this video on my school account is crazy
"Is your manual the satanic bible" DUDE!!! Damn... AWESOME!!
The Satanic Eibel is actually different since they are nonbelievers of Satan. Everything in the book is about being good so he should’ve done his research before saying that.
@@BigBootyHoeKiki Yeah, cuz that would make it funnier???
@@BigBootyHoeKiki Nobody who aligns with satan can be good.
@@Kirasupporter1xd u such a freak
Lmao thankfully companies can't legally ask for your ID in here or a lot of families would be ruined over that 😂
You sir deserve my follow thank you so much for the laugh
Every person has a needs nothing to be embarrassed of
the miserable face you make in silence is so unbelievably funny
The way u started the phone call is exactly the way I do pre preparation b4 starting to talk to random men in arranged marriage proposals....😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
It's a good tactic to keep people from unsubscribing 😂
I like your take on things, I've just found your channel and I'm thankful for the binge I'm about to fatten up on!
One of the few times I clicked on a video and instantly started laughing 😂
Saying “I hate this” out loud repeatedly when doing something you don’t like is so relatable 😂😂
4:20 was it just me who thought "helloooo! Suicide helpline. How may I help you?!"
no
You okay bro?
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THAT TOO 😭😭😭
Same😂😂😂😂
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard for awhile. Thank you for making these videos. You make my day 😍
The details with the different expressions when it changed camera angles was so good. This was amazing.
You won't have to cancel any uncomfortable subscriptions if you watch everything for free. Take what you can, give nothing back.
The blank expression is the fucking highlight of the video.
I never had a skit so relatable to me in my life 😂😂🤣🤣
What.
🤨
@@IsM1ku 🤷♂️
Bro you acctually spent money on a P site?
My man you do realize there are tons of free p websites???
Happened to everyone at some point 😂
Fortunately the majority of the times I had to do this it was only a prerecorded voice and I had only to press a button to cancel it... But I was always fearing that someday a real person would have responded to the phone!
1:35 the worst was that all the time I had to do this was because the subscriptions were made automatically after clicking a "fake link/page" 😒
Imagine paying for a P*rn Subscription _💀_
17 times a day? Man has stamina if nothing else
“are you fucking kidding me” HAD ME DYING
Had this situation one time. He was actually pretty nice, and we had a talk about it :D
Bro, your search history is wild lmao
Zach's face explains his entire p*rn history
Thank you for the categories recommendations, I'll go check those out
The way he looks around when the assistant says "Thanks for being a member with us for over 7 years!" 💀💀
Definitely one of the videos of all time
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