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  • @dextro4863
    @dextro4863 4 года назад +2823

    I like how Jakeys sister looks like him but if he was a girl

    • @RBRat3
      @RBRat3 4 года назад +35

      I was thinking more of a female Matthew Lillard

    • @dextro4863
      @dextro4863 4 года назад +5

      @@RBRat3 yeah i can see that

    • @Chibiibot
      @Chibiibot 4 года назад +219

      Yeah that's how sisters work sometimes

    • @shakyxd
      @shakyxd 4 года назад +111

      Hmm it is almost like they are related.

    • @hsemicolonc
      @hsemicolonc 4 года назад +5

      it's like Pat and Paige but they're actually siblings and not marri- okay that's an not an apt comparison, I mean it is, but it's a really fucked up one.

  • @sokumotanaka9271
    @sokumotanaka9271 4 года назад +7936

    Looks at Jakey's sister.
    Oh god the whole family's like this.

    • @IStealFries
      @IStealFries 4 года назад +73

      Bless lol

    • @Feyangel23
      @Feyangel23 4 года назад +38

      Hell yeah dude it's dope 🤣👌

    • @IAmMightyMike
      @IAmMightyMike 4 года назад +169

      i'm curious about the other SIX siblings now

    • @Jokervision744
      @Jokervision744 4 года назад +21

      I know people like that. I get to die from laughing too hard with them.

    • @YadonTheCat
      @YadonTheCat 4 года назад +60

      They got great comedic chemistry

  • @finnshelton7367
    @finnshelton7367 4 года назад +2528

    "I'm Chris, I'm 23, and white chocolate is back to give this girl a taste of my milky goodness, YEEEAAHH." -Chris

    • @sidp3676
      @sidp3676 4 года назад +178

      If anyone is wondering this line will work 100% of the time

    • @acetrigger1337
      @acetrigger1337 4 года назад +76

      @@sidp3676
      it works perfectly, if you want a Restraining Order.

    • @humanzbornfresh
      @humanzbornfresh 4 года назад +27

      Sid P doesn't even matter if your name is Chris

    • @WillLeitner
      @WillLeitner 4 года назад +6

      elles or if you’re 23

    • @garystack9537
      @garystack9537 4 года назад +3

      If I was a woman and anyone used that line on me I would set them on fire

  • @elis9409
    @elis9409 3 года назад +1187

    "Please, Mr. Christensen is my father. Call me Artemis Fowl" got me way more than it should have

    • @emmagsfa
      @emmagsfa 3 года назад +25

      it literally makes me laugh out loud every time

    • @kiaanderson7665
      @kiaanderson7665 3 года назад +19

      Everytime i rewatch this video, it still catches me off gaurd

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 4 года назад +6575

    Seeing Jakey and then his sister is like seeing a choose your gender screen in a video game

    • @starman6392
      @starman6392 4 года назад +137

      Very underrated comment

    • @marltonwonder8606
      @marltonwonder8606 4 года назад +172

      They both be HOT AS FUCK as well tho

    • @strawmanfallacy
      @strawmanfallacy 4 года назад +98

      @@marltonwonder8606 No doubt. Jake is a handsome man and his sister is smoking.
      Edit: Hold up... Is this a different sister?!

    • @RSID
      @RSID 4 года назад +53

      And that's just one of his sisters.

    • @nimpsonkinkson1924
      @nimpsonkinkson1924 4 года назад +24

      @@strawmanfallacy he has a lot of siblings

  • @Rinesmyth
    @Rinesmyth 4 года назад +1676

    I love how no matter what the topic is, whenever it hits early 2000's, it's Halo themed.

    • @xcurbsnipex
      @xcurbsnipex 4 года назад +41

      Rinesmyth Jakey has his priorities in check

    • @Rinesmyth
      @Rinesmyth 4 года назад +6

      @@xcurbsnipex true indeed

  • @cocoa18_
    @cocoa18_ 4 года назад +8583

    I love how Jakey’s sister is just a female version of Jakey

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 4 года назад +271

      and tinny, dont forget tinnier

    • @cocoa18_
      @cocoa18_ 4 года назад +64

      This is the fastest I’ve ever gotten to 200 likes holy fuck

    • @djbubblegum9975
      @djbubblegum9975 4 года назад +274

      oh god there's two of them

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 4 года назад +120

      The nukester

    • @vedrath
      @vedrath 4 года назад +332

      Straight up like choosing your gender in the character creation screen

  • @TheEffectOfMass
    @TheEffectOfMass 4 года назад +470

    I love how there's no question that they are brother and sister.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1906

    "If you ain't in the dog pound, I'm taking you to the vet"
    That's ratchet af

    • @petrolandcoffee
      @petrolandcoffee 4 года назад +3

      Glad to see you again mate

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 4 года назад +2

      @@petrolandcoffee ratcget? east of crossroads? in the barrens?

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 года назад

      this dude again holy hecksausage
      he's back

    • @eletgres519
      @eletgres519 4 года назад +1

      Ratchet? Like ratchet and clank?

    • @bepisman3161
      @bepisman3161 4 года назад +1

      ..

  • @GamingKick
    @GamingKick 4 года назад +1835

    "How can we improve Dating shows?"
    The Bachelor: Dating Battle Royale

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      @coley1555 4 года назад +8

      @Shivansh Gupta ResidentSleeper

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 4 года назад +3

      Finally we can have a dating show also for the people that hate dating shows (aka normal people)

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      @hildantabe1182 4 года назад

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      @hildantabe1182 4 года назад

      @@davidec.4021 film makers

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      @hildantabe1182 4 года назад

      Fitment movies 2091

  • @SchaffrillasProductions
    @SchaffrillasProductions 4 года назад +10157

    I love how the music for each year segment actually comes from a video game that was released that year, the attention to detail in Jakey videos is always so good

    • @jon.bo_
      @jon.bo_ 4 года назад +107

      Schaffrillas Productions DADA

    • @BruiserBrad
      @BruiserBrad 4 года назад +211

      Everytime a youtuber comments on another youtuber, a notification bell gets its rings.
      Wait...

    • @LonkinPork
      @LonkinPork 4 года назад +131

      NakeyJakey really is "your favorite RUclipsr's favorite youtuber" at this point eh?

    • @squidward1728
      @squidward1728 4 года назад +31

      9:06 FF7 didnt come out in 08...

    • @teenage_dirtbag69420
      @teenage_dirtbag69420 4 года назад +14

      Schaffrillas Productions what was the song at the 13:00 mark?

  • @TheSwolOne
    @TheSwolOne 4 года назад +1973

    The fact that Jrew and Drew are pronounced the same makes me scared.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 года назад +71

      the fact that your A-hole and your B-Hole are the same makes me equally frightened.

    • @imallama2545
      @imallama2545 3 года назад +9

      oh my god

    • @chubbs.mp3435
      @chubbs.mp3435 3 года назад +24

      Fun fact there is a basketball player named Jrue Holiday

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 года назад

      Yeah

  • @ethanmason5982
    @ethanmason5982 4 года назад +2415

    The ending with your sister was the most wholesome thing I've ever seen. Never change please

    • @darktidings4684
      @darktidings4684 4 года назад +16

      Ethan Mason 100% agree.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +1

      hi Ethan. btw wobba wobba

    • @jackieburkhart3268
      @jackieburkhart3268 4 года назад

      it was funny as f 😂

    • @dundeedideley1773
      @dundeedideley1773 Год назад +1

      No wonder she's got a man that loves her dearly and wants to Bild a family with her

    • @tonobaker601
      @tonobaker601 Год назад +3

      That’s just Jake with a filter

  • @Mustacheoro
    @Mustacheoro 4 года назад +1090

    "If you dont like me at my worst, my best is basically the same."
    -Truth, 2020

    • @merkules6
      @merkules6 4 года назад +25

      The chicks who use that "you don't deserve me at my best" phrase in their social media are always some crazy bitches that no one should date.

    • @steelyeyes9190
      @steelyeyes9190 4 года назад +2

      Yeah i fucking hate that saying thought i was the only one who did XD

    • @salmone5939
      @salmone5939 4 года назад +14

      real ogs: If you dont like me at my worst than you should fucking break your neck

    • @rowdymatt
      @rowdymatt 4 года назад +9

      @@salmone5939 alternatively: then you would fucking hate my best

    • @elliot_yoyo
      @elliot_yoyo 4 года назад

      It sounds like a music in my head. wondering why ...

  • @TheWildernessurvivor
    @TheWildernessurvivor 4 года назад +1229

    "If you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same," mannn I was dead

    • @evansix1756
      @evansix1756 4 года назад +11

      *not dead yet

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      hi Hull. btw wobba wobba

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +1

      Oh shit, you okay dude?

  • @DamonDeion
    @DamonDeion 4 года назад +723

    "anything to add?"
    "yeah ill add some stuff: 2+2--"
    notifications on

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 4 года назад +8

      Oh god, I _just_ got it.
      Good lord its been months, why did I, how was, wh-
      *HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT-*

    • @RyanT2000
      @RyanT2000 4 года назад +3

      @@thehammurabichode7994 as Alex Jones once said “I’m kinda retarded” cause I’m still not getting it 😩

    • @EliteArmyMan
      @EliteArmyMan 3 года назад +10

      @@RyanT2000 Jakey asked if she had anything to add to what he said, and she replied by doing basic math addition, therefore, adding something. You’re not retarded bro, you’re a hot boy =/

    • @AgonyOST1998
      @AgonyOST1998 3 года назад +4

      "oh my God you're so embarrassing!!"

    • @TadeuCunhaMiranda
      @TadeuCunhaMiranda 3 года назад +1

      @@RyanT2000 It´s okay, man. I also took a big ass time to understand that because I thought it was some kind of internal joke beetween them.

  • @TheSonicfan64
    @TheSonicfan64 4 года назад +3776

    NakeyJakey can straight up talk about the history of lawn chairs and I’d still be interested

    • @daraotl5187
      @daraotl5187 4 года назад +80

      For real, the editing and humour and shit, I can't be bored watching this stuff

    • @Astralific
      @Astralific 4 года назад +41

      I actually want this.

    • @jadenthecommenter
      @jadenthecommenter 4 года назад +36

      It’s not Jakey commentating this video it’s Jaquan the jequel get your lore right bro

    • @mohnomoosik
      @mohnomoosik 4 года назад

      well now he's gonna do it

    • @dkcas11
      @dkcas11 4 года назад

      lets go

  • @TheAwesomeazn101
    @TheAwesomeazn101 4 года назад +1339

    All their names starting with a "J" killed me

    • @maybeJace
      @maybeJace 4 года назад +14

      TheAwesomeazn101 they would be perfect for Jabeccy

    • @gifdar
      @gifdar 4 года назад +29

      Jrew physically hurt me

    • @FonsII03
      @FonsII03 4 года назад

      Even his sister's name is Jillian.

    • @rebornreaper194
      @rebornreaper194 4 года назад

      RIP

  • @Xanime95
    @Xanime95 4 года назад +2015

    Jesus, Jakey’s sister has the same comedic timing as him. It’s uncanny.

    • @MS-bi1vm
      @MS-bi1vm 4 года назад +130

      I'm convinced it's actually just jakey in a wig with makeup

    • @SenpaimustNotice
      @SenpaimustNotice 4 года назад +13

      Almost like scripts and editing exist.

    • @Kelpo45
      @Kelpo45 4 года назад +111

      @@SenpaimustNotice Or maybe, just maybe, they actually have similar personalities and the same sense of humor since that is a very common thing to happen if you grow up under the same circumstances as somebody else?
      Or nah, you're probably right. After all, women can't ever be funny!

    • @louisbloom2737
      @louisbloom2737 4 года назад +39

      @kelpo calm down dude you're being more salty than the guy you're responding

    • @SenpaimustNotice
      @SenpaimustNotice 4 года назад +15

      @@Kelpo45 Guess I am a misogynist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      I didn't know that saying that a video Essay is scripted makes you a sovenist. Mb dawg

  • @Phracc
    @Phracc 4 года назад +278

    dude stop trying to date my mom

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 года назад +18

      stop trying to _not_ date my mom,first

    • @darthlynx5792
      @darthlynx5792 3 года назад +4

      She told me she wouldn't tell you.
      I'm leaving her, how's yo sis again

  • @Felipebrbrbrbr
    @Felipebrbrbrbr 4 года назад +1690

    “Can girls be hot boys?”
    -Jake’s sister

    • @LawkzBro
      @LawkzBro 4 года назад +45

      The hot boys were inside your heart all along

    • @Falcnuts
      @Falcnuts 4 года назад +25

      She should be in more vids that was great

    • @svagglaorde4387
      @svagglaorde4387 4 года назад +4

      She said that at 17:12
      but yeah "It's just a silly name, that doesn't mean anything."

    • @BigBoss-sm9xj
      @BigBoss-sm9xj 4 года назад +3

      It was the friends we made along the way

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 4 года назад +1

      This is literally just the same question Gus and Eddy get about "Boys Support Boys"

  • @Alex-rd2ur
    @Alex-rd2ur 4 года назад +1024

    You can tell he and his sister were best friends when they were growing up

    • @shanemcnelis7711
      @shanemcnelis7711 4 года назад +81

      Alex they did go through some shit together as well. Easier to laugh when you’ve been humbled with others.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 4 года назад +41

      @@shanemcnelis7711 Tell me more
      Also, I would love to see more comedic stylings with the two of them. They make a good comedic duo, timing works really well. Solid 8.5/10. Please have more cameos in the future, NukeyJukey

    • @Forotosh
      @Forotosh 4 года назад +5

      that was my favorite part of the video honestly

    • @AzureKaioshin
      @AzureKaioshin 4 года назад +10

      Or became best friends after they stopped living under the same roof. I hated my sister until she moved out. Now I only get my ass kicked 3 days a week and things have never been better!

  • @ryanwilliams7388
    @ryanwilliams7388 4 года назад +3980

    We need more of Nukey Jukey. The way yall interact give me life

  • @jestaplushgal3528
    @jestaplushgal3528 4 года назад +413

    “Be careful you may be next” is the scariest threat in context of a dating show

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 3 года назад +8

      I couldn't possibly agree more

  • @GeBagger
    @GeBagger 4 года назад +2913

    I feel like _"If you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same"_ goes for everyone who uses the original saying non-ironically.

    • @miniespeon158
      @miniespeon158 4 года назад +27

      Nobody can even@ u cuz this is so accurate

  • @Kamezdud
    @Kamezdud 4 года назад +2077

    "As long as there are lungs in my breath"
    Jesus, his linguistics are unmatched.

    • @mrmagpie6684
      @mrmagpie6684 4 года назад +24

      Kames Matheson He’s speaking the language of the gods!

    • @xanderdaniels8284
      @xanderdaniels8284 4 года назад +1

      My first thought was Ricky from trailer park boys

    • @beefs0ck911
      @beefs0ck911 4 года назад +3

      He could talk his way out of a Chinese prison camp

    • @thadude34283
      @thadude34283 4 года назад +2

      @@xanderdaniels8284 100% a rickyism! lol

    • @brighidcampbell4763
      @brighidcampbell4763 4 года назад

      I thought he said "lumps in my breasts."

  • @c.195
    @c.195 4 года назад +1460

    Stay strong, Jebecky. There's a Jarl out there for everyone.

    • @jimbob3332
      @jimbob3332 4 года назад +103

      Jarl Baalgruf? He lives up in Dragonsreach. A good man, but a bit overcautious.

    • @sootyJOJ
      @sootyJOJ 4 года назад +25

      @@TheLovelylips69 let me guess. Someone stole your sweetroll.

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      @snr.froggymooopew7781 4 года назад +1

      SIG I missed it what did they say?

    • @ISawABear
      @ISawABear 4 года назад +6

      @@jimbob3332 Bitch, you mean Jarl BALLIN'

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  • @FallouFitness_NattyEdition
    @FallouFitness_NattyEdition 4 года назад +309

    "Why are we talking about God Of War?" I think the real question is, why are we not talking about God Of War?

  • @joshuareser4039
    @joshuareser4039 4 года назад +10903

    This guy doesn’t upload much but when he does it’s always really good

    • @mrharrharr99
      @mrharrharr99 4 года назад +360

      Fully-Clothed Jonathan is arguably one of the best things on RUclips.

    • @CodyMerritt
      @CodyMerritt 4 года назад +93

      His content is so high quality with so much love and effort put into it. When he does upload you KNOW it's going to be good!

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    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +3

      hi Reser. btw wobba wobba

  • @wilfredhilton8565
    @wilfredhilton8565 4 года назад +1449

    Petition to get Jakey onto what ever dating show that would take him so he can take the piss out of everyone and everything on the show while simultaneously switching between Jrew, Joobie, Jerrick, Jarcus and Jaquan

    • @heunam3593
      @heunam3593 4 года назад +28

      I thought he would mention the rajjchelor, twitch based dating show, I can see him doing exactly that there

    • @maizeandblue5102
      @maizeandblue5102 4 года назад +7

      Don't forget best boy Jequel!

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 4 года назад +13

      @@maizeandblue5102 IDIOT, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE NAKEYJAKEY LORE BY HEART!? JEQUEL IS JAQUAN'S LAST NAME, GOD YOU PEOPLE

    • @PlatinumBalrog
      @PlatinumBalrog 4 года назад +2

      Get him his own rajjchelor

    • @Eichro
      @Eichro 4 года назад +6

      and Jebecky

  • @HelloBrothersGaming
    @HelloBrothersGaming 4 года назад +1258

    I like to imagine each of Jakey's siblings are all equally as funny as him and that they create a comedy Megazord when they come together.

    • @monokoman5503
      @monokoman5503 4 года назад +79

      They all fuse to form a creature so funny everyone dies from oxygen deficiency

    • @Liam-vu7wo
      @Liam-vu7wo 4 года назад +21

      They all look identical to him tho

    • @mattslatt3
      @mattslatt3 4 года назад +31

      And all of their names start with J

    • @seanmurray9265
      @seanmurray9265 4 года назад +22

      @@Liam-vu7wo I am sure I once saw Jakey's brother at a noodles & company in Colorado. Looked exactly like him but a little more blonde. He ate noodles very funny. I think this supports this theory.

    • @assdan27
      @assdan27 4 года назад +6

      The ad for his store at the end seems to suggest this is true.

  • @TheFelipeBZ
    @TheFelipeBZ 4 года назад +266

    The category I'm in is "Everything related to dating makes me extra depressed so I will enter in my coping mechanism that is being extra edgy, online and offline, but I end up watching it anyway" geez we are almost samesies

    • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
      @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 4 года назад +16

      I’m in the same boat, but I don’t watch dating shows or reality tv. I watch romance anime lmao.

    • @vivvy_0
      @vivvy_0 4 года назад +7

      @@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 kiss kiss Fall in love

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 3 года назад

      @@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 as my mild depression and heartbreak subsides.... I should really do this too.

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 4 года назад +533

    - Spells the name Drew as "Jrew"
    - Uses Rayman Music.
    This man will have my soul until time stops

    • @Gonzotwotimes
      @Gonzotwotimes 4 года назад +1

      Isn't that from Ty the Tasmanian Tiger? If not, then I apologize for my ignorance cause I love Rayman.

    • @ShadowEl
      @ShadowEl 4 года назад

      GonzoTwoTimes his music for "the 90s" is the Rayman 1 title song.

    • @Gonzotwotimes
      @Gonzotwotimes 4 года назад

      @@ShadowEl Ohhhhh i got you. I thought Tenchigo meant the music in the background when he introduces Jrew.

  • @LifeInAConcreteBox
    @LifeInAConcreteBox 4 года назад +754

    I remember having so much anxiety about Room Raiders when I was younger, because I didn't understand how tv was produced. I really thought they could just show up to your house and start digging through your bedroom.

    • @tommemester1247
      @tommemester1247 4 года назад +8

      And you had some Playboy in your secret spot

    • @spooky365
      @spooky365 4 года назад +2

      Dude same 😂😭

  • @NayleJR
    @NayleJR 4 года назад +1093

    Jakey and Jukey is just the most wholesome thing ever.

    • @TheSexikiwi
      @TheSexikiwi 4 года назад +43

      They're hilarious together, I hope she shows up in more videos

    • @Afuro-Ougi2
      @Afuro-Ougi2 4 года назад +2

      @@TheSexikiwi yeah

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 года назад +20

      What about Jakey Jakey and Jakey?

    • @nathanrodgers5278
      @nathanrodgers5278 4 года назад +6

      @@btaylerpackard2475 Attorneys at Law

  • @LockeRobsta
    @LockeRobsta 2 года назад +35

    Now Jakey, I know you spent a lot of time and effort making this video but it warms my heart to see the most replayed segment of the vid is the ad read with your sis. So wholesome.

  • @Lifoxion
    @Lifoxion 4 года назад +5563

    I think "I'm Chris, i'm 23, and White Chocolate is back to give this girl a taste of my milky goodness! YEAHHH!" Is singlehandedly the best quote i have ever heard in my entire life.

    • @BlueMareen
      @BlueMareen 4 года назад +132

      I turned on the captions to try and understand that and that was the one part they didn't work. So thanks for this comment

    • @jetstream420
      @jetstream420 4 года назад +40

      I was scrolling through the comments while watching and right as I read this one that part played

    • @Lifoxion
      @Lifoxion 4 года назад +103

      @@jetstream420 that means you're ready for Chris and his milky goodness

    • @trevorganoe748
      @trevorganoe748 4 года назад +105

      His “YEAH” is the closest that anybody has ever come to matching Lil Jon

    • @lucastardjopawiro3698
      @lucastardjopawiro3698 4 года назад +23

      *YEEEEEAAAAHHHH*

  • @samplays9253
    @samplays9253 4 года назад +705

    “Lungs in my breath.”
    Sounds about right.

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 4 года назад +12

      Wait holy fuck that didn't even register with me

    • @Jamie-tx7pn
      @Jamie-tx7pn 4 года назад +3

      Why is oxygen but not lung?

    • @trexula
      @trexula 4 года назад +1

      I just thought he was losing it like usual

  • @KellinMC12
    @KellinMC12 4 года назад +620

    “Please, Mr Christensen was my father, call me Artemis Fowl” made me spit out my drink

  • @gellister
    @gellister 3 года назад +44

    The "date my mom" running gag on this video gets me EVERY. TIME.

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 4 года назад +483

    I love how your sister is just as much of a goofball as you are, hope she cameos in more videos

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 4 года назад +41

      she looks just like him as well

    • @mrbeans5043
      @mrbeans5043 4 года назад +16

      They’re just a gender swap. They are the same person.

    • @DaneLMusic
      @DaneLMusic 4 года назад +18

      Not gonna lie, I thought you were talking about jabecky before his actual sister popped up.

  • @Rexodiak
    @Rexodiak 4 года назад +459

    That skit with the sister is too wholesome, it's so cool how they're down with helping you with videos

  • @jadon6996
    @jadon6996 4 года назад +1820

    Does Chris Hansen’s “To Catch a Predator” technically count as a dating show?

  • @abathtub1411
    @abathtub1411 4 года назад +132

    dont forget about the timeless classic "please marry my boy"

    • @thegrandnil764
      @thegrandnil764 4 года назад +1

      Ive never seen an actual TV show before because we just use the internet tbh lmao

  • @FriscoCatshark
    @FriscoCatshark 4 года назад +441

    The Jakey/Jukey interactions were the most wholesome thing i've ever seen

  • @RemixedVoice
    @RemixedVoice 4 года назад +4952

    I can tell Jakey and his siblings spent a lot of time together as kids.

    • @gabbo7101
      @gabbo7101 4 года назад +79

      why the fuck is your political compass so close to mine wtf

    • @daftcow706
      @daftcow706 4 года назад +89

      Your political compass is ass

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 4 года назад +35

      What is going on

    • @crypticcorvid
      @crypticcorvid 4 года назад +36

      @@2007ghettonissanaltima Their pfp is a photo of where they land on the political ideal spectrum or something.

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 4 года назад +14

      @you're in mandom >being partisan unironically

  • @calvinbarboza
    @calvinbarboza 4 года назад +801

    I used to think that NakeyJakey understood art. Then he only gave a single mention to Flavor Flav’s Flavor of love, the greatest dating show of all time. I know better now.

    • @grandmastaal
      @grandmastaal 4 года назад +4

      Calvin Barboza jakey IS jart

    • @NastierNate
      @NastierNate 4 года назад +35

      If your show has never had a contestant shit on the floor during a group meeting, it’s trash.

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 4 года назад +3

      This is art
      ruclips.net/video/X16G2hsVI9w/видео.html

    • @grandmastaal
      @grandmastaal 4 года назад

      Nate Green noted and agreed

    • @TJCapSix
      @TJCapSix 4 года назад

      I'm sure he's just holding off to give it it's own video.

  • @JokerCrowe
    @JokerCrowe 4 года назад +178

    That "are you the one" show actually seems like a pretty cool concept.
    Like, there is incentive for people to co-operate and make sure that everyone finds the "right" person for them.
    I hope it wasn't trash, because l think that could be a neat idea, and something that could be fun to watch. :)

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 2 года назад +5

      it's pretty good trash honestly, i recommend looking up some of the more popular seasons and giving em a go.

    • @_Lynnteressant_
      @_Lynnteressant_ Год назад +1

      I just started watching it and I really like it. It is like just as you say, the insentive to play co-operatively really adds to it. And I also like that they don't hide when 'perfect matches' don't work out in the end. That said, it definitely is trash but tbh that's what makes these types of shows relaxing to me so I wouldn't want it trash-free anyway.

  • @lifecamerakaran
    @lifecamerakaran 4 года назад +4234

    BRING YOUR SISTER ON EVERY EPISODE SHE'S HILARIOUS.

    • @williamlindelljr9200
      @williamlindelljr9200 4 года назад +76

      Agreed the okeyjakey portion was the funniest

    • @KSLegoman
      @KSLegoman 4 года назад +40

      Uh... yeah... hilarious... 👀

    • @yun2525
      @yun2525 4 года назад +27

      Simp

    • @LTLTY
      @LTLTY 4 года назад +70

      @@yun2525 ew that word ew go away

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 года назад +8

      @@LTLTY simp, why you being such a simp bro

  • @xsteveconwayx
    @xsteveconwayx 4 года назад +2165

    Your sister's hilarious. I lost it as soon as she said Nukey Jukey and it just went further off the rails from there.

    • @methane_melvin
      @methane_melvin 4 года назад +16

      Should’ve been Nudey Judy

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 4 года назад +23

      Same here. Expected a normal ass name and was pleasantly surprised that all Jakeys family members are freaks.

    • @Foxelz
      @Foxelz 3 года назад +4

      Hell y’a, band-maid!

    • @pancakes_go2940
      @pancakes_go2940 3 года назад +2

      Band Maid based

  • @iSaidManaHana
    @iSaidManaHana 4 года назад +351

    I was hoping one of the daters would say “I’m just tired of hanging out with my sister.”

  • @clayotic7029
    @clayotic7029 3 года назад +14

    I had a buddy from college who introduced everyone in the hall of our dorm to baggage and he had baggage nights where some of us would watch it in his room. Once everyone in the hall made a fake episode of baggage with me as the contestant without telling me until I was in front of the camera. So huge shout out to all of those dudes, especially you Doug

  • @luigi-yx7nc
    @luigi-yx7nc 4 года назад +1554

    The Dating Game once had a serial killer on as a participant. He won but the relationship didnt work, obviously.

    • @angelajarvis9688
      @angelajarvis9688 4 года назад +109

      yes! rodney alcala. there's a great episode of the cult liter podcast on this one.

    • @Thirtiesguy
      @Thirtiesguy 4 года назад +16

      Oppie and Anthony did a great segment on that.

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 4 года назад +3

      Richard Ramirez?

    • @cinnamon9390
      @cinnamon9390 4 года назад +73

      was it because of all the murder?
      I bet it was because of all the murder

    • @luigi-yx7nc
      @luigi-yx7nc 4 года назад +57

      @@cinnamon9390 nahh hes a total creep thats why. I think he has already killed someone at this point and the contestant sensed something off with him

  • @burntnikesock212
    @burntnikesock212 4 года назад +593

    They need to have a dating show about going to Arby's called "I'm Thinkin Arby's".
    The final episode culminates in a brisket sandwich eat-off, where whichever guy eats the most brisket sandwiches in 10 minutes wins the lucky lass' hand.

    • @wafflemaker6590
      @wafflemaker6590 4 года назад +12

      The max brisket sandwiches a human is legally allowed to consume before being labeled as a rabid animal is 2

    • @xxlilith_
      @xxlilith_ 4 года назад +2

      he made a joke about that in a video about dating apps, hence where that spicy tee he's wearing was originally thought up lol

    • @burntnikesock212
      @burntnikesock212 4 года назад +1

      @@xxlilith_ r/woosh

    • @xxlilith_
      @xxlilith_ 4 года назад +1

      @@burntnikesock212 was that supposed to be clever? lol i was just making a statement that he thought up the idea already and that you should check out the video..

  • @DrGreatScott
    @DrGreatScott 4 года назад +507

    But the question remains: Will anyone date Jakey’s mom?

  • @rsmry2222
    @rsmry2222 3 года назад +27

    Jakey over here talking about dating shows being his comfort food while being comfort food. Thank you for the awesome videos you put out I cannot count how many times my day has just been absolutely flipped right side up watching one of your videos. Thank you so much man I hope you continue to make stuff you’re so clearly passionate about. It’s great watching your videos

  • @ShoopityDoopity
    @ShoopityDoopity 4 года назад +6169

    Bro seeing Jakey and his sis bonding makes me wanna call up my sister just to tell her I love her and I’m thankful for her

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 4 года назад +327

    Jebecky sounds like a Disney channel actor who was fired because of controversy. 10/10 would date and mate

  • @mexicanaccents2004
    @mexicanaccents2004 4 года назад +645

    Jakey is like that quiet kid in class but when he speaks he says some really cool shit.

  • @eldenringhollow9366
    @eldenringhollow9366 4 года назад +45

    Shout out to all of the supportive siblings out here. 🙂

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 4 года назад +1078

    I think this is the most fun I’ve ever seen the ole Jakester have making a video.

  • @mattkerc8085
    @mattkerc8085 4 года назад +447

    Everyone knows the best dating show is Hell’s Kitchen

    • @rowen8000
      @rowen8000 4 года назад +1

      this is the only correct answer

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 4 года назад +26

      Gordon: Get FUCKED!
      Date: Yes chef.

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 4 года назад

      This is the only answer that is correct

  • @marykatenoashley31
    @marykatenoashley31 4 года назад +3299

    I feel like Jakey would make a great middle school history teacher

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 11 месяцев назад +4

    This has my absolute favorite merch ad of all time. The dynamic duo of Nakey Jakey and Nukey Jukey is unstoppable

  • @xoxdara87
    @xoxdara87 4 года назад +864

    hey jakey we should go on a dating show but it’s just us and there’s no cameras and we just eat dinner at a restaurant

  • @yoghurtlord1745
    @yoghurtlord1745 4 года назад +564

    Jakey's sister is a genderbent clone of him.

  • @skwerleyz
    @skwerleyz 4 года назад +371

    The chemistry with your sister is some wholesome shit my guy, reminds me of me and my siblings.

  • @dustytayman6500
    @dustytayman6500 3 года назад +11

    I cannot explain why, how, or for what purpose, but “Mr. Christiansen is my father, call me Artemis Fowl” is probably way funnier than it should be to me. Top tier comedy Artemis Fowl. Love your work.

  • @Jegbmf
    @Jegbmf 4 года назад +688

    I work at Arby’s. I’m buying that shirt he’s wearing and putting it on when I go to work. Wish me luck

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +4

      hi Jeg. btw wobba wobba

    • @EPMTUNES
      @EPMTUNES 4 года назад +8

      jodishere please no. its spam. im reporting

    • @jebecky839
      @jebecky839 4 года назад +19

      @@JODRecaps can you stop? You're really annoying.

    • @SomeoneTook_MyUsername
      @SomeoneTook_MyUsername 4 года назад +2

      edit your comment with an update on how it went afterwards

    • @xaladolokiyo
      @xaladolokiyo 4 года назад +1

      I wanted to like your comment but it has 666 likes so no

  • @lennysmileyface
    @lennysmileyface 4 года назад +370

    Also 'The Dating Game' had that one time where a serial killer that ended up killing 130 people was a contestant.

    • @downwardtumble4451
      @downwardtumble4451 4 года назад +4

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Whom?

    • @raccoonkneecaps
      @raccoonkneecaps 4 года назад +60

      Spongbap His name is Rodney Alcala. It’s speculated that he killed anywhere from 8 to 130 people.

    • @dianag.7696
      @dianag.7696 4 года назад +101

      @@raccoonkneecaps that's a fucking big margin hahahahaha

    • @TheDXJC56
      @TheDXJC56 4 года назад +28

      I'm pretty sure that guy even got picked too by the chick, although she thought he was weird and didn't wanna go for a second date, probably managed to keep her life because of it

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 4 года назад +7

      @@TheDXJC56 Yeah apparently he was pretty much on a killing spree at the time.

  • @angus_bangus
    @angus_bangus 4 года назад +363

    You know he's the highest of class when he references Artemis Fowl.
    also the last bit with his sister is so wholesome I almost cried I was laughing so hard

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 4 года назад +4

      Lightweight. If it's not Gregor the Overlander or the Bartimaeus Trilogy, don't even talk to me.

    • @Talz622
      @Talz622 4 года назад +1

      Manuel Mateo FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Gregor was my SHIT and no one seems to remember it

    • @Talz622
      @Talz622 4 года назад +2

      Artemis, Gregor, and Percy Jackson were the middle school plays

    • @moonfish3638
      @moonfish3638 4 года назад +1

      God I loved Artemis fowl I miss it so much ;-;

  • @andrrs9172
    @andrrs9172 3 года назад +11

    in Norway we have something called "jakten på kjærligheten"(the hunt for love) and it is like the bachelor, but for farmers.

  • @ajsproductions3400
    @ajsproductions3400 4 года назад +278

    It really feels like Jakey is truly coming into his own, honing his style

    • @TheJungaBoon
      @TheJungaBoon 4 года назад +9

      His early works was a bit too new wave for my taste

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 года назад +9

      Right, there's many commentary channels but Jakey has this, thing about him. He has feels for what he talks about, even if he's being negative. He feels like a real person, has legit opinions, and a level of goofball that is unmatched. 9.5/10 RUclipsr

  • @8ctagon
    @8ctagon 4 года назад +652

    Several countries in Europe have dating shows called Farmer seeks a wife, where singles write letters to lonely farmers, who then pick out 8 letters to meet in person, from those 8 they pick 4 that will move in with them on the farm for a while, to get to know each other, and every week they send one home until only one remains.
    The show has a suprisingly high sucess rate, at least in Sweden, lots of marriages and kids has sprung from that show. It actually seems more sincere than the regular dating shows, like people are actually there for the right reason =D

    • @ScarecrowR13
      @ScarecrowR13 4 года назад +11

      It's the same in Poland. :D

    • @Emmer_
      @Emmer_ 4 года назад +5

      jep, dutchies have one too, actually fun to watch!

    • @Lankynibs
      @Lankynibs 4 года назад +1

      Adding that to my list

    • @hkkobayashi7657
      @hkkobayashi7657 4 года назад +25

      Good reason? Yeah right. Those bitches are just here for my hot crops! Its potato season ;)

    • @dorothywasrighttho5129
      @dorothywasrighttho5129 4 года назад +4

      Same one in France ! It's called Love in the prairies

  • @ProDudeFilmsGaming
    @ProDudeFilmsGaming 4 года назад +551

    I love how every time he talks about a year that a halo game came out(2001,2004,etc.) he puts halo music/text even if it has nothing to do with the video lmao (he does this in all his videos too not just this one)

    • @TheOdd
      @TheOdd 4 года назад +48

      Because Halo *defined* those years, nothing else important happened.

    • @furonet138
      @furonet138 4 года назад +9

      ProDudeFilms Same with 2002 and Mario Sunshine

    • @tannerocean6682
      @tannerocean6682 4 года назад +1

      yeah that's what I noticed

    • @akshaydalvi1534
      @akshaydalvi1534 4 года назад +16

      Absolutely nothing important happened during that time except halo, especially in 2001

    • @GoldenSun5631
      @GoldenSun5631 4 года назад +2

      Don't forget Wii Sports and Mii theme during 2006

  • @MetalHealth44
    @MetalHealth44 4 года назад +34

    I’d get the “I’m thinking Arby’s” shirt but my town doesn’t have an Arby’s. I’ll settle for the “Hot ‘za” one instead. I love your work btw.

  • @nage9465
    @nage9465 4 года назад +462

    I have never been more sure that two people are related then when I watched this vid

    • @grambanglatv2020
      @grambanglatv2020 4 года назад

      Ossam 6

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +1

      hi Nage. btw wobba wobba

    • @Username-wk7ni
      @Username-wk7ni 4 года назад +8

      @@JODRecaps go outside

    • @von...
      @von... 4 года назад +1

      @@Username-wk7ni kinda ironic that you are hating on his idea (well not really hating) when you have the profile pic that he was talking about doing a similar thing to.
      oh my b i meant oh yeah yeah

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 4 года назад +3

      than*

  • @thewhiteboardist
    @thewhiteboardist 4 года назад +389

    Best part of the video: Watching Nukey Jukey get beamed in the face in slow-motion, in slow-motion.

    • @brycechill
      @brycechill 4 года назад

      thewhiteboardist 😂😂😂 ruclips.net/video/loKLL321Few/видео.html

  • @WhyteDem0n
    @WhyteDem0n 4 года назад +185

    His sister's part at the end of the video was the best part lmao I love how she was trolling the entire plug

  • @jacobriel416
    @jacobriel416 4 года назад +27

    Ricky went on a tangent that took 16-17 minutes straight and predicted the future exactly

  • @crazygamer4260
    @crazygamer4260 4 года назад +345

    "Call me Artemis Fowl"
    Jakey also has good taste.

    • @CoqPwner
      @CoqPwner 4 года назад +4

      Man I'd forgotten that was a thing

    • @cass3030
      @cass3030 4 года назад +1

      I did not expect that at all

    • @yesman9792
      @yesman9792 4 года назад +1

      Jakey continously making me feel like a baby boy again.

    • @shlimon7667
      @shlimon7667 4 года назад

      Who’s Artemis fowl

  • @alexmurphyonyoutube
    @alexmurphyonyoutube 4 года назад +397

    The transferrence from gaming to dating is almost complete

  • @Imposibilitron
    @Imposibilitron 4 года назад +832

    How could you forget the best dating show ever To catch a Predator with Chris Hansen?

  • @diehardGG
    @diehardGG 3 года назад +2

    The whole end segment was my favorite part of this whole thing

  • @elliebee6537
    @elliebee6537 4 года назад +405

    11:05 Mad props to Jakey for being an American who can identify an New Zealand accent

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 4 года назад +15

      And one that knows about flight of the conchords.

    • @Vopodop
      @Vopodop 4 года назад +5

      who is jackey

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 4 года назад +1

      Yeah that was quite accurate.

    • @nxght6694
      @nxght6694 4 года назад +3

      Yo “Jackey” kinda cute doe

    • @hotfunnyg1rl
      @hotfunnyg1rl 4 года назад

      flight of the concords 😎😎

  • @grodcoyote6635
    @grodcoyote6635 4 года назад +220

    "I'm a whole lot of attitude, so if you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same so f*** off!" I'm screaming

  • @gigginoxplayer
    @gigginoxplayer 4 года назад +88

    The Nukester is now my favorite character in the entire NakeyJakey anime

    • @fataleflare
      @fataleflare 4 года назад +6

      i feel bad for laughing at her getting decked in the face with that ball.

  • @gigleorex
    @gigleorex 4 года назад +8

    Jakey and his sister is the most wholesome thing I've seen in 2020.

  • @MalarkTheJester
    @MalarkTheJester 4 года назад +417

    When are we going to get the hottest new dating show: “Nakey with Jakey”?

  • @LilGuyG_
    @LilGuyG_ 4 года назад +152

    We need a video where its Jakey's Sister with Jakey's Voice

  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey  4 года назад +4409

    usually i would say to follow me on insta for feet pics and yeah I'm still gonna do that but also I just wanted to say that Jrew, Jerrick, Joobi, Jarcus and especially Jaquan the Jequel are really happy you guys watched their video because it took forever to render all of their asses oh yeah and Jarcus wants date you www.okjakey.com/
    alright so anyways follow me on insta for feet pics instagram.com/jakeychristy
    and twitter too you weasel twitter.com/nakeyjakey
    follow Julie aka NukeyJukey too - instagram.com/lifeofjula
    xoxo luv u guys thanks for watching :)

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 3 года назад +19

    Can you have your sister in more videos. She's hilarious and I love how you two interact and can I pleeeaaase date your mom, dude?

  • @Hawks-if8tp
    @Hawks-if8tp 4 года назад +186

    I think Jake is single and he is trying to tell us that he is ready to mingle

    • @twinkpeaks9993
      @twinkpeaks9993 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, what’s with the 2 dating vids in a row?

    • @messiahr
      @messiahr 4 года назад +3

      nah he just wants you to date his mom

    • @Hawks-if8tp
      @Hawks-if8tp 4 года назад +1

      Randal Vail I don’t have a mom

  • @blakebonecutter
    @blakebonecutter 4 года назад +1608

    Ok now imagine a dating show called: I'm Dating Jakey's Sister There Is No Show.

    • @ethanh9205
      @ethanh9205 4 года назад +245

      Blake Bonecutter as a straight male I was already in love with Jakey so when you show me a female Jakey that’s just game over, man

    • @minister2965
      @minister2965 4 года назад +28

      I thought she's already married, he mentioned it in the video

    • @ThisIsVisser
      @ThisIsVisser 4 года назад +114

      @@minister2965 That will just make the show even more interesting....

    • @diegosatori5718
      @diegosatori5718 4 года назад +7

      @@minister2965 and a baby

    • @fluffykitten077
      @fluffykitten077 4 года назад +1

      I'd watch that

  • @jacob4colts
    @jacob4colts 4 года назад +393

    I have a fever and the only prescription is more Nukey Jukey.

    • @hacksbeenjamin
      @hacksbeenjamin 4 года назад +4

      was a yikes from me dawg

    • @ylan4370
      @ylan4370 4 года назад +26

      the fans want more Nuke Jukem

  • @joguerra2175
    @joguerra2175 4 года назад +48

    The “IM JEBECKY” always catches me off guard 😂

    • @NTxC
      @NTxC Год назад

      For me it's "Jrew". Lmao

  • @lucasmartina6303
    @lucasmartina6303 4 года назад +198

    I can't believe Jakey didn't talk about my favorite dating show.
    To Catch a Predator

  • @jamjox9922
    @jamjox9922 4 года назад +224

    Nukey Jukey is my new favorite character. Also, if she's Nukester--is Nakey Jakey, a "Nakester?"

  • @SilverSurfPunk
    @SilverSurfPunk 4 года назад +85

    Ok, where's the reality show where it's just Jakey and his siblings hanging out. I would watch the hell out of that.

  • @azthmaticnerd1828
    @azthmaticnerd1828 7 месяцев назад +1

    Gotta say Jakey, I love the comedy you inject into truly trash tv. The only time I've legitimately laughed at something that wasn't just sad from mtv