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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @sokumotanaka9271
    @sokumotanaka9271 4 года назад +7726

    Looks at Jakey's sister.
    Oh god the whole family's like this.

    • @IStealFries
      @IStealFries 4 года назад +67

      Bless lol

    • @Feyangel23
      @Feyangel23 4 года назад +32

      Hell yeah dude it's dope 🤣👌

    • @IAmMightyMike
      @IAmMightyMike 4 года назад +160

      i'm curious about the other SIX siblings now

    • @Jokervision744
      @Jokervision744 4 года назад +19

      I know people like that. I get to die from laughing too hard with them.

    • @YadonTheCat
      @YadonTheCat 4 года назад +54

      They got great comedic chemistry

  • @cocoa18_
    @cocoa18_ 4 года назад +8451

    I love how Jakey’s sister is just a female version of Jakey

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 4 года назад +268

      and tinny, dont forget tinnier

    • @cocoa18_
      @cocoa18_ 4 года назад +65

      This is the fastest I’ve ever gotten to 200 likes holy fuck

    • @djbubblegum9975
      @djbubblegum9975 4 года назад +274

      oh god there's two of them

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 4 года назад +120

      The nukester

    • @vedrath
      @vedrath 4 года назад +330

      Straight up like choosing your gender in the character creation screen

  • @RemixedVoice
    @RemixedVoice 3 года назад +4952

    I can tell Jakey and his siblings spent a lot of time together as kids.

    • @gabbo7101
      @gabbo7101 3 года назад +79

      why the fuck is your political compass so close to mine wtf

    • @daftcow706
      @daftcow706 3 года назад +89

      Your political compass is ass

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 3 года назад +35

      What is going on

    • @crypticcorvid
      @crypticcorvid 3 года назад +36

      @@2007ghettonissanaltima Their pfp is a photo of where they land on the political ideal spectrum or something.

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 3 года назад +14

      @you're in mandom >being partisan unironically

  • @elis9409
    @elis9409 3 года назад +1079

    "Please, Mr. Christensen is my father. Call me Artemis Fowl" got me way more than it should have

    • @Emma-tf9jg
      @Emma-tf9jg 2 года назад +21

      it literally makes me laugh out loud every time

    • @kiaanderson7665
      @kiaanderson7665 2 года назад +16

      Everytime i rewatch this video, it still catches me off gaurd

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 4 года назад +6361

    Seeing Jakey and then his sister is like seeing a choose your gender screen in a video game

    • @starman6392
      @starman6392 4 года назад +133

      Very underrated comment

    • @marltonwonder8606
      @marltonwonder8606 4 года назад +172

      They both be HOT AS FUCK as well tho

    • @strawmanfallacy
      @strawmanfallacy 4 года назад +99

      @@marltonwonder8606 No doubt. Jake is a handsome man and his sister is smoking.
      Edit: Hold up... Is this a different sister?!

    • @RSID
      @RSID 4 года назад +52

      And that's just one of his sisters.

    • @nimpsonkinkson1924
      @nimpsonkinkson1924 4 года назад +23

      @@strawmanfallacy he has a lot of siblings

  • @dextro4863
    @dextro4863 4 года назад +2639

    I like how Jakeys sister looks like him but if he was a girl

    • @RBRat3
      @RBRat3 4 года назад +30

      I was thinking more of a female Matthew Lillard

    • @dextro4863
      @dextro4863 4 года назад +4

      @@RBRat3 yeah i can see that

    • @Chibiibot
      @Chibiibot 4 года назад +211

      Yeah that's how sisters work sometimes

    • @shakyxd
      @shakyxd 4 года назад +107

      Hmm it is almost like they are related.

    • @hsemicolonc
      @hsemicolonc 4 года назад +5

      it's like Pat and Paige but they're actually siblings and not marri- okay that's an not an apt comparison, I mean it is, but it's a really fucked up one.

  • @TheSwolOne
    @TheSwolOne 3 года назад +1879

    The fact that Jrew and Drew are pronounced the same makes me scared.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 года назад +72

      the fact that your A-hole and your B-Hole are the same makes me equally frightened.

    • @imallama2545
      @imallama2545 3 года назад +8

      oh my god

    • @chubbs.mp3435
      @chubbs.mp3435 2 года назад +20

      Fun fact there is a basketball player named Jrue Holiday

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 2 года назад

      Yeah

  • @TheEffectOfMass
    @TheEffectOfMass 3 года назад +410

    I love how there's no question that they are brother and sister.

  • @finnshelton7367
    @finnshelton7367 4 года назад +2282

    "I'm Chris, I'm 23, and white chocolate is back to give this girl a taste of my milky goodness, YEEEAAHH." -Chris

    • @sidp3676
      @sidp3676 4 года назад +159

      If anyone is wondering this line will work 100% of the time

    • @acetrigger1337
      @acetrigger1337 4 года назад +65

      @@sidp3676
      it works perfectly, if you want a Restraining Order.

    • @humanzbornfresh
      @humanzbornfresh 4 года назад +22

      Sid P doesn't even matter if your name is Chris

    • @WillLeitner
      @WillLeitner 4 года назад +5

      elles or if you’re 23

    • @garystack9537
      @garystack9537 4 года назад +2

      If I was a woman and anyone used that line on me I would set them on fire

  • @Felipebrbrbrbr
    @Felipebrbrbrbr 4 года назад +1658

    “Can girls be hot boys?”
    -Jake’s sister

    • @LawkzBro
      @LawkzBro 4 года назад +44

      The hot boys were inside your heart all along

    • @Falcnuts
      @Falcnuts 4 года назад +24

      She should be in more vids that was great

    • @svagglaorde4387
      @svagglaorde4387 4 года назад +4

      She said that at 17:12
      but yeah "It's just a silly name, that doesn't mean anything."

    • @BigBoss-sm9xj
      @BigBoss-sm9xj 4 года назад +3

      It was the friends we made along the way

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 4 года назад +1

      This is literally just the same question Gus and Eddy get about "Boys Support Boys"

  • @DamonDeion
    @DamonDeion 3 года назад +668

    "anything to add?"
    "yeah ill add some stuff: 2+2--"
    notifications on

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 года назад +6

      Oh god, I _just_ got it.
      Good lord its been months, why did I, how was, wh-
      *HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT-*

    • @RyanT2000
      @RyanT2000 3 года назад +3

      @@thehammurabichode7994 as Alex Jones once said “I’m kinda retarded” cause I’m still not getting it 😩

    • @EliteArmyMan
      @EliteArmyMan 3 года назад +8

      @@RyanT2000 Jakey asked if she had anything to add to what he said, and she replied by doing basic math addition, therefore, adding something. You’re not retarded bro, you’re a hot boy =/

    • @AgonyOST1998
      @AgonyOST1998 3 года назад +3

      "oh my God you're so embarrassing!!"

    • @TadeuCunhaMiranda
      @TadeuCunhaMiranda 3 года назад +1

      @@RyanT2000 It´s okay, man. I also took a big ass time to understand that because I thought it was some kind of internal joke beetween them.

  • @Phracc
    @Phracc 3 года назад +232

    dude stop trying to date my mom

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 года назад +16

      stop trying to _not_ date my mom,first

    • @darthlynx5792
      @darthlynx5792 3 года назад +3

      She told me she wouldn't tell you.
      I'm leaving her, how's yo sis again

  • @scumbagpeter
    @scumbagpeter 4 года назад +1874

    Fun fact : watching Next! as a kid made me realize gay people existed. I was like "only guys this time ? are they looking for a best friend or something oh nvm they just kissed okay then"

    • @warflowers5639
      @warflowers5639 4 года назад +15

      LOL!

    • @IvanRampi
      @IvanRampi 4 года назад +145

      It was the craziest shit back then for me too!! I was yelling at my sister to come watch how there's an "all girls/boys Next".
      The show didn't care about highlighting that they were gay, and that was great imo

    • @MrDankTM
      @MrDankTM 4 года назад +7

      hi Peter. btw wobba wobba

    • @garudagerwalk
      @garudagerwalk 4 года назад

      Then I was all, "wut?" Hahaha

    • @erlouispayton8646
      @erlouispayton8646 4 года назад +19

      JODisHere shut up

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1740

    "If you ain't in the dog pound, I'm taking you to the vet"
    That's ratchet af

    • @petrolandcoffee
      @petrolandcoffee 4 года назад +3

      Glad to see you again mate

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 4 года назад +2

      @@petrolandcoffee ratcget? east of crossroads? in the barrens?

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 года назад

      this dude again holy hecksausage
      he's back

    • @eletgres519
      @eletgres519 4 года назад +1

      Ratchet? Like ratchet and clank?

    • @bepisman3161
      @bepisman3161 4 года назад +1

      ..

  • @jestaplushgal3528
    @jestaplushgal3528 3 года назад +404

    “Be careful you may be next” is the scariest threat in context of a dating show

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 3 года назад +8

      I couldn't possibly agree more

  • @FallouFitness_NattyEdition
    @FallouFitness_NattyEdition 3 года назад +295

    "Why are we talking about God Of War?" I think the real question is, why are we not talking about God Of War?

  • @Rinesmyth
    @Rinesmyth 4 года назад +1518

    I love how no matter what the topic is, whenever it hits early 2000's, it's Halo themed.

    • @xcurbsnipex
      @xcurbsnipex 4 года назад +40

      Rinesmyth Jakey has his priorities in check

    • @Rinesmyth
      @Rinesmyth 4 года назад +6

      @@xcurbsnipex true indeed

  • @Xanime95
    @Xanime95 4 года назад +1996

    Jesus, Jakey’s sister has the same comedic timing as him. It’s uncanny.

    • @MS-bi1vm
      @MS-bi1vm 4 года назад +128

      I'm convinced it's actually just jakey in a wig with makeup

    • @SenpaimustNotice
      @SenpaimustNotice 4 года назад +13

      Almost like scripts and editing exist.

    • @Kelpo45
      @Kelpo45 4 года назад +108

      @@SenpaimustNotice Or maybe, just maybe, they actually have similar personalities and the same sense of humor since that is a very common thing to happen if you grow up under the same circumstances as somebody else?
      Or nah, you're probably right. After all, women can't ever be funny!

    • @louisbloom2737
      @louisbloom2737 4 года назад +39

      @kelpo calm down dude you're being more salty than the guy you're responding

    • @SenpaimustNotice
      @SenpaimustNotice 4 года назад +15

      @@Kelpo45 Guess I am a misogynist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      I didn't know that saying that a video Essay is scripted makes you a sovenist. Mb dawg

  • @TheFelipeBZ
    @TheFelipeBZ 3 года назад +263

    The category I'm in is "Everything related to dating makes me extra depressed so I will enter in my coping mechanism that is being extra edgy, online and offline, but I end up watching it anyway" geez we are almost samesies

    • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
      @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 3 года назад +16

      I’m in the same boat, but I don’t watch dating shows or reality tv. I watch romance anime lmao.

    • @vivvy_0
      @vivvy_0 3 года назад +7

      @@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 kiss kiss Fall in love

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 3 года назад

      @@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 as my mild depression and heartbreak subsides.... I should really do this too.

  • @abathtub1411
    @abathtub1411 3 года назад +127

    dont forget about the timeless classic "please marry my boy"

    • @thegrandnil764
      @thegrandnil764 3 года назад +1

      Ive never seen an actual TV show before because we just use the internet tbh lmao

  • @Alex-rd2ur
    @Alex-rd2ur 4 года назад +1008

    You can tell he and his sister were best friends when they were growing up

    • @shanemcnelis7711
      @shanemcnelis7711 4 года назад +79

      Alex they did go through some shit together as well. Easier to laugh when you’ve been humbled with others.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 4 года назад +40

      @@shanemcnelis7711 Tell me more
      Also, I would love to see more comedic stylings with the two of them. They make a good comedic duo, timing works really well. Solid 8.5/10. Please have more cameos in the future, NukeyJukey

    • @Forotosh
      @Forotosh 4 года назад +4

      that was my favorite part of the video honestly

    • @AzureKaioshin
      @AzureKaioshin 4 года назад +8

      Or became best friends after they stopped living under the same roof. I hated my sister until she moved out. Now I only get my ass kicked 3 days a week and things have never been better!

  • @Mustacheoro
    @Mustacheoro 4 года назад +1068

    "If you dont like me at my worst, my best is basically the same."
    -Truth, 2020

    • @merkules6
      @merkules6 4 года назад +25

      The chicks who use that "you don't deserve me at my best" phrase in their social media are always some crazy bitches that no one should date.

    • @steelyeyes9190
      @steelyeyes9190 4 года назад +2

      Yeah i fucking hate that saying thought i was the only one who did XD

    • @salmone5939
      @salmone5939 4 года назад +14

      real ogs: If you dont like me at my worst than you should fucking break your neck

    • @rowdymatt
      @rowdymatt 4 года назад +9

      @@salmone5939 alternatively: then you would fucking hate my best

    • @elliot_yoyo
      @elliot_yoyo 4 года назад

      It sounds like a music in my head. wondering why ...

  • @gellister
    @gellister 2 года назад +37

    The "date my mom" running gag on this video gets me EVERY. TIME.

  • @JokerCrowe
    @JokerCrowe 3 года назад +176

    That "are you the one" show actually seems like a pretty cool concept.
    Like, there is incentive for people to co-operate and make sure that everyone finds the "right" person for them.
    I hope it wasn't trash, because l think that could be a neat idea, and something that could be fun to watch. :)

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha Год назад +5

      it's pretty good trash honestly, i recommend looking up some of the more popular seasons and giving em a go.

    • @_Lynnteressant_
      @_Lynnteressant_ Год назад +1

      I just started watching it and I really like it. It is like just as you say, the insentive to play co-operatively really adds to it. And I also like that they don't hide when 'perfect matches' don't work out in the end. That said, it definitely is trash but tbh that's what makes these types of shows relaxing to me so I wouldn't want it trash-free anyway.

  • @TheAwesomeazn101
    @TheAwesomeazn101 4 года назад +1322

    All their names starting with a "J" killed me

    • @maybeJace
      @maybeJace 4 года назад +14

      TheAwesomeazn101 they would be perfect for Jabeccy

    • @gifdar
      @gifdar 4 года назад +29

      Jrew physically hurt me

    • @FonsII03
      @FonsII03 4 года назад

      Even his sister's name is Jillian.

    • @rebornreaper194
      @rebornreaper194 4 года назад

      RIP

  • @SchaffrillasProductions
    @SchaffrillasProductions 4 года назад +9754

    I love how the music for each year segment actually comes from a video game that was released that year, the attention to detail in Jakey videos is always so good

    • @jon.bo_
      @jon.bo_ 4 года назад +104

      Schaffrillas Productions DADA

    • @BruiserBrad
      @BruiserBrad 4 года назад +199

      Everytime a youtuber comments on another youtuber, a notification bell gets its rings.
      Wait...

    • @LonkinPork
      @LonkinPork 4 года назад +127

      NakeyJakey really is "your favorite RUclipsr's favorite youtuber" at this point eh?

    • @squidward1728
      @squidward1728 4 года назад +29

      9:06 FF7 didnt come out in 08...

    • @teenage_dirtbag6269
      @teenage_dirtbag6269 4 года назад +13

      Schaffrillas Productions what was the song at the 13:00 mark?

  • @LockeRobsta
    @LockeRobsta Год назад +32

    Now Jakey, I know you spent a lot of time and effort making this video but it warms my heart to see the most replayed segment of the vid is the ad read with your sis. So wholesome.

  • @gudamgirexia1000
    @gudamgirexia1000 3 года назад +82

    If my prime years are eating Taco Bell and laughing my lungs out at NakeyJakey videos then these are definitely the best years of my life. Thank you Jake

  • @joshuareser4039
    @joshuareser4039 4 года назад +10885

    This guy doesn’t upload much but when he does it’s always really good

    • @mrharrharr99
      @mrharrharr99 4 года назад +361

      Fully-Clothed Jonathan is arguably one of the best things on RUclips.

    • @CodyMerritt
      @CodyMerritt 4 года назад +93

      His content is so high quality with so much love and effort put into it. When he does upload you KNOW it's going to be good!

    • @grambanglatv2020
      @grambanglatv2020 4 года назад +3

      Nice....😃

    • @grambanglatv2020
      @grambanglatv2020 4 года назад +4

      Nice community.... 66

    • @MrDankTM
      @MrDankTM 4 года назад +3

      hi Reser. btw wobba wobba

  • @TheWildernessurvivor
    @TheWildernessurvivor 4 года назад +1206

    "If you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same," mannn I was dead

    • @evansix1756
      @evansix1756 4 года назад +11

      *not dead yet

    • @MrDankTM
      @MrDankTM 4 года назад

      hi Hull. btw wobba wobba

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +1

      Oh shit, you okay dude?

  • @andrrs9172
    @andrrs9172 2 года назад +10

    in Norway we have something called "jakten på kjærligheten"(the hunt for love) and it is like the bachelor, but for farmers.

  • @eldenringhollow9366
    @eldenringhollow9366 3 года назад +44

    Shout out to all of the supportive siblings out here. 🙂

  • @TheSonicfan64
    @TheSonicfan64 4 года назад +3745

    NakeyJakey can straight up talk about the history of lawn chairs and I’d still be interested

    • @daraotl5187
      @daraotl5187 4 года назад +79

      For real, the editing and humour and shit, I can't be bored watching this stuff

    • @Astralific
      @Astralific 4 года назад +41

      I actually want this.

    • @jaden7918
      @jaden7918 4 года назад +36

      It’s not Jakey commentating this video it’s Jaquan the jequel get your lore right bro

    • @mohnomoosik
      @mohnomoosik 4 года назад

      well now he's gonna do it

    • @dkcas11
      @dkcas11 4 года назад

      lets go

  • @jadon6996
    @jadon6996 4 года назад +1814

    Does Chris Hansen’s “To Catch a Predator” technically count as a dating show?

  • @clayotic7029
    @clayotic7029 3 года назад +13

    I had a buddy from college who introduced everyone in the hall of our dorm to baggage and he had baggage nights where some of us would watch it in his room. Once everyone in the hall made a fake episode of baggage with me as the contestant without telling me until I was in front of the camera. So huge shout out to all of those dudes, especially you Doug

  • @joguerra2175
    @joguerra2175 3 года назад +45

    The “IM JEBECKY” always catches me off guard 😂

    • @NTxC
      @NTxC 5 месяцев назад

      For me it's "Jrew". Lmao

  • @yoghurtlord1745
    @yoghurtlord1745 4 года назад +563

    Jakey's sister is a genderbent clone of him.

  • @GamingKick
    @GamingKick 4 года назад +1774

    "How can we improve Dating shows?"
    The Bachelor: Dating Battle Royale

    • @coley1555
      @coley1555 4 года назад +8

      @Shivansh Gupta ResidentSleeper

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 4 года назад +3

      Finally we can have a dating show also for the people that hate dating shows (aka normal people)

    • @hildantabe1182
      @hildantabe1182 4 года назад

      NigeriaMobile

    • @hildantabe1182
      @hildantabe1182 4 года назад

      @@davidec.4021 film makers

    • @hildantabe1182
      @hildantabe1182 4 года назад

      Fitment movies 2091

  • @billshears6062
    @billshears6062 3 года назад +14

    “as long as there are lungs in my breath”

  • @MetalHealth44
    @MetalHealth44 3 года назад +34

    I’d get the “I’m thinking Arby’s” shirt but my town doesn’t have an Arby’s. I’ll settle for the “Hot ‘za” one instead. I love your work btw.

  • @GeBagger
    @GeBagger 4 года назад +2907

    I feel like _"If you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same"_ goes for everyone who uses the original saying non-ironically.

    • @miniespeon158
      @miniespeon158 3 года назад +27

      Nobody can even@ u cuz this is so accurate

  • @HelloBrothersGaming
    @HelloBrothersGaming 4 года назад +1253

    I like to imagine each of Jakey's siblings are all equally as funny as him and that they create a comedy Megazord when they come together.

    • @monokoman5503
      @monokoman5503 4 года назад +78

      They all fuse to form a creature so funny everyone dies from oxygen deficiency

    • @Liam-vu7wo
      @Liam-vu7wo 4 года назад +20

      They all look identical to him tho

    • @mattdavis2257
      @mattdavis2257 4 года назад +30

      And all of their names start with J

    • @seanmurray9265
      @seanmurray9265 4 года назад +21

      @@Liam-vu7wo I am sure I once saw Jakey's brother at a noodles & company in Colorado. Looked exactly like him but a little more blonde. He ate noodles very funny. I think this supports this theory.

    • @assdan27
      @assdan27 4 года назад +5

      The ad for his store at the end seems to suggest this is true.

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 2 года назад +19

    Can you have your sister in more videos. She's hilarious and I love how you two interact and can I pleeeaaase date your mom, dude?

  • @jacobriel416
    @jacobriel416 3 года назад +27

    Ricky went on a tangent that took 16-17 minutes straight and predicted the future exactly

  • @Kamezdud
    @Kamezdud 4 года назад +2064

    "As long as there are lungs in my breath"
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    • @mrmagpie6684
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      My first thought was Ricky from trailer park boys

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      He could talk his way out of a Chinese prison camp

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      @@xanderdaniels8284 100% a rickyism! lol

    • @brighidcampbell4763
      @brighidcampbell4763 4 года назад

      I thought he said "lumps in my breasts."

  • @ethanmason5982
    @ethanmason5982 4 года назад +2343

    The ending with your sister was the most wholesome thing I've ever seen. Never change please

    • @darktidings4684
      @darktidings4684 4 года назад +16

      Ethan Mason 100% agree.

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    • @jackieburkhart3268
      @jackieburkhart3268 4 года назад

      it was funny as f 😂

    • @dundeedideley1773
      @dundeedideley1773 9 месяцев назад +1

      No wonder she's got a man that loves her dearly and wants to Bild a family with her

    • @tonobaker601
      @tonobaker601 8 месяцев назад +3

      That’s just Jake with a filter

  • @rsmry2222
    @rsmry2222 3 года назад +27

    Jakey over here talking about dating shows being his comfort food while being comfort food. Thank you for the awesome videos you put out I cannot count how many times my day has just been absolutely flipped right side up watching one of your videos. Thank you so much man I hope you continue to make stuff you’re so clearly passionate about. It’s great watching your videos

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    @dustytayman6500 3 года назад +11

    I cannot explain why, how, or for what purpose, but “Mr. Christiansen is my father, call me Artemis Fowl” is probably way funnier than it should be to me. Top tier comedy Artemis Fowl. Love your work.

  • @ryanwilliams7388
    @ryanwilliams7388 4 года назад +3929

    We need more of Nukey Jukey. The way yall interact give me life

  • @Lifoxion
    @Lifoxion 4 года назад +5575

    I think "I'm Chris, i'm 23, and White Chocolate is back to give this girl a taste of my milky goodness! YEAHHH!" Is singlehandedly the best quote i have ever heard in my entire life.

    • @BlueMareen
      @BlueMareen 4 года назад +132

      I turned on the captions to try and understand that and that was the one part they didn't work. So thanks for this comment

    • @jetstream420
      @jetstream420 4 года назад +40

      I was scrolling through the comments while watching and right as I read this one that part played

    • @Lifoxion
      @Lifoxion 4 года назад +103

      @@jetstream420 that means you're ready for Chris and his milky goodness

    • @trevorganoe748
      @trevorganoe748 4 года назад +105

      His “YEAH” is the closest that anybody has ever come to matching Lil Jon

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    @imlikeheroin2 3 года назад +19

    "Because sometimes the best medication might actually be garbage."
    Me in my underwear watching RUclips for the past 5 hours eating my feelings: Pfffft.... No. 😅😯😬

  • @pennypeas4665
    @pennypeas4665 3 года назад +9

    Not even lying watched this video with my friend and he fucking pulled out his phone to check if Date My Mom is a real thing. He felt validated when he repeated such for Date My Mom 2.

  • @c.195
    @c.195 4 года назад +1454

    Stay strong, Jebecky. There's a Jarl out there for everyone.

    • @jimbob3332
      @jimbob3332 4 года назад +101

      Jarl Baalgruf? He lives up in Dragonsreach. A good man, but a bit overcautious.

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  • @LifeInAConcreteBox
    @LifeInAConcreteBox 4 года назад +749

    I remember having so much anxiety about Room Raiders when I was younger, because I didn't understand how tv was produced. I really thought they could just show up to your house and start digging through your bedroom.

    • @tommemester1247
      @tommemester1247 4 года назад +8

      And you had some Playboy in your secret spot

    • @spooky365
      @spooky365 4 года назад +2

      Dude same 😂😭

  • @helloimjoseph8954
    @helloimjoseph8954 3 года назад

    Loved the video. This is the first video I've ever seen where the ad read at the end was equally as engaging as the actual content. Awesome stuff my guy.

  • @MaxAce
    @MaxAce 2 года назад +2

    The way the Artemis Fowl joke comes back at the very end of the video is amazing

  • @4nimeJax
    @4nimeJax 4 года назад +499

    I heard that NakeyJakey's videos are *hEaViLy sCrIpTeD*

    • @trexula
      @trexula 4 года назад +25

      Please tell me you're lying.

    • @worm-bri
      @worm-bri 4 года назад +34

      oh GOD no this can’t be true... I’m literally shaking and sobbing rn

    • @bradman7281
      @bradman7281 4 года назад +2

      And that's perfectly fine by me. This is top quality stuff

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 4 года назад

      NOOO! I WANTED YOU TO WATCH JAKEY!

    • @mitchellvines820
      @mitchellvines820 4 года назад +18

      Jaxson Shoemaker But I wanted him to date my mom!

  • @wilfredhilton8565
    @wilfredhilton8565 4 года назад +1428

    Petition to get Jakey onto what ever dating show that would take him so he can take the piss out of everyone and everything on the show while simultaneously switching between Jrew, Joobie, Jerrick, Jarcus and Jaquan

    • @heunam3593
      @heunam3593 4 года назад +26

      I thought he would mention the rajjchelor, twitch based dating show, I can see him doing exactly that there

    • @maizeandblue5102
      @maizeandblue5102 4 года назад +7

      Don't forget best boy Jequel!

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 4 года назад +13

      @@maizeandblue5102 IDIOT, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE NAKEYJAKEY LORE BY HEART!? JEQUEL IS JAQUAN'S LAST NAME, GOD YOU PEOPLE

    • @PlatinumBalrog
      @PlatinumBalrog 4 года назад +2

      Get him his own rajjchelor

    • @Eichro
      @Eichro 4 года назад +5

      and Jebecky

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 4 месяца назад +1

    This has my absolute favorite merch ad of all time. The dynamic duo of Nakey Jakey and Nukey Jukey is unstoppable

  • @MarceThePunk
    @MarceThePunk 3 года назад +5

    That outro with his sister is so wholesome

  • @NayleJR
    @NayleJR 4 года назад +1096

    Jakey and Jukey is just the most wholesome thing ever.

    • @TheSexikiwi
      @TheSexikiwi 4 года назад +43

      They're hilarious together, I hope she shows up in more videos

    • @Plagiarismm
      @Plagiarismm 4 года назад +2

      @@TheSexikiwi yeah

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 года назад +19

      What about Jakey Jakey and Jakey?

    • @nathanrodgers5278
      @nathanrodgers5278 4 года назад +5

      @@btaylerpackard2475 Attorneys at Law

  • @lifecamerakaran
    @lifecamerakaran 4 года назад +4240

    BRING YOUR SISTER ON EVERY EPISODE SHE'S HILARIOUS.

    • @williamlindelljr9200
      @williamlindelljr9200 4 года назад +76

      Agreed the okeyjakey portion was the funniest

    • @KSLegoman
      @KSLegoman 4 года назад +40

      Uh... yeah... hilarious... 👀

    • @yun2525
      @yun2525 4 года назад +27

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    • @ltlty1442
      @ltlty1442 4 года назад +69

      @@yun2525 ew that word ew go away

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 года назад +8

      @@ltlty1442 simp, why you being such a simp bro

  • @jamesvincent1412
    @jamesvincent1412 4 месяца назад

    this was incredible. thank you so much for every second of work.

  • @dollpartsart
    @dollpartsart 3 года назад +55

    Can we all agree that his sister is adorable

  • @samplays9253
    @samplays9253 4 года назад +705

    “Lungs in my breath.”
    Sounds about right.

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 4 года назад +11

      Wait holy fuck that didn't even register with me

    • @Jamie-tx7pn
      @Jamie-tx7pn 4 года назад +3

      Why is oxygen but not lung?

    • @trexula
      @trexula 4 года назад +1

      I just thought he was losing it like usual

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 4 года назад +479

    I love how your sister is just as much of a goofball as you are, hope she cameos in more videos

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 4 года назад +41

      she looks just like him as well

    • @mrbeans5043
      @mrbeans5043 4 года назад +16

      They’re just a gender swap. They are the same person.

    • @DaneLMusic
      @DaneLMusic 4 года назад +18

      Not gonna lie, I thought you were talking about jabecky before his actual sister popped up.

  • @uniquechannelnames
    @uniquechannelnames 3 года назад +6

    11:00 hahaha, that's a bangin' New Zealand accent. I'm binging your classics vids man. Just pure comedy, so good.

  • @brovid-19
    @brovid-19 3 года назад +6

    "no, not dating me"
    _Let's negotiate_

  • @xsteveconwayx
    @xsteveconwayx 4 года назад +2168

    Your sister's hilarious. I lost it as soon as she said Nukey Jukey and it just went further off the rails from there.

    • @methane_melvin
      @methane_melvin 3 года назад +16

      Should’ve been Nudey Judy

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 3 года назад +23

      Same here. Expected a normal ass name and was pleasantly surprised that all Jakeys family members are freaks.

    • @ryangsluke
      @ryangsluke 2 года назад +4

      Hell y’a, band-maid!

    • @pancakes_go2940
      @pancakes_go2940 2 года назад +2

      Band Maid based

  • @Mr6Sinner
    @Mr6Sinner 4 года назад +1076

    I think this is the most fun I’ve ever seen the ole Jakester have making a video.

  • @breadgonebad3727
    @breadgonebad3727 2 года назад +1

    Never had so much fun watching someone plug their merch. Love the vids as always

  • @SourSourSour
    @SourSourSour 3 года назад

    Thank you for the video to help turn off that loud part of my brain and just vibe and have a good time. Appreciate ya bud!

  • @luigi-yx7nc
    @luigi-yx7nc 4 года назад +1556

    The Dating Game once had a serial killer on as a participant. He won but the relationship didnt work, obviously.

    • @angelajarvis9688
      @angelajarvis9688 4 года назад +108

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    • @Thirtiesguy
      @Thirtiesguy 4 года назад +16

      Oppie and Anthony did a great segment on that.

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 4 года назад +3

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    • @cinnamon9390
      @cinnamon9390 4 года назад +73

      was it because of all the murder?
      I bet it was because of all the murder

    • @luigi-yx7nc
      @luigi-yx7nc 4 года назад +55

      @@cinnamon9390 nahh hes a total creep thats why. I think he has already killed someone at this point and the contestant sensed something off with him

  • @keepwhiningtankies3594
    @keepwhiningtankies3594 3 года назад

    I’m really glad this channel has a bunch of subscribers. It totally deserves them, it’s really funny.

  • @romanroyer7057
    @romanroyer7057 Год назад +3

    You gotta wonder, rewatching this, if my guy has been thinking about the "never gonna sleep cuzza me" song for two whole years

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 4 года назад +526

    - Spells the name Drew as "Jrew"
    - Uses Rayman Music.
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    • @Gonzotwotimes
      @Gonzotwotimes 4 года назад +1

      Isn't that from Ty the Tasmanian Tiger? If not, then I apologize for my ignorance cause I love Rayman.

    • @ShadowEl
      @ShadowEl 4 года назад

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    • @Gonzotwotimes
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  • @Jegbmf
    @Jegbmf 4 года назад +685

    I work at Arby’s. I’m buying that shirt he’s wearing and putting it on when I go to work. Wish me luck

    • @MrDankTM
      @MrDankTM 4 года назад +3

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    • @EPMTUNES
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    • @jebecky839
      @jebecky839 4 года назад +19

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  • @diehardGG
    @diehardGG 2 года назад +2

    The whole end segment was my favorite part of this whole thing

  • @gigleorex
    @gigleorex 3 года назад +7

    Jakey and his sister is the most wholesome thing I've seen in 2020.

  • @iSaidManaHana
    @iSaidManaHana 4 года назад +351

    I was hoping one of the daters would say “I’m just tired of hanging out with my sister.”

  • @Rexodiak
    @Rexodiak 4 года назад +453

    That skit with the sister is too wholesome, it's so cool how they're down with helping you with videos

  • @chazza8907
    @chazza8907 3 года назад +42

    From the UK, I sincerely apologize for the excistance of love island

    • @aronastron9538
      @aronastron9538 3 года назад +10

      From the US, I sincerely apologize for all the rest.

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      We Americans are sorry about all the other garbage.

    • @neofromthewarnerbrothersic145
      @neofromthewarnerbrothersic145 3 года назад

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    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 3 года назад

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    • @neofromthewarnerbrothersic145
      @neofromthewarnerbrothersic145 3 года назад +1

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  • @thespyrobrother4367
    @thespyrobrother4367 Год назад

    I have seen this video countless times and I think the site doesn't even work anymore but the final merch plug never fails to cheer me up. It's far and away the best merch plug ever and that's a lot considering how quality jakey's other merch/sponsor segments are.

  • @FriscoCatshark
    @FriscoCatshark 4 года назад +434

    The Jakey/Jukey interactions were the most wholesome thing i've ever seen

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    Jakey is like that quiet kid in class but when he speaks he says some really cool shit.

  • @bdc_ky
    @bdc_ky 3 года назад

    Yo i cant wait for the social media vid youll do and the respective jakebook merch that comes with it

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    have had your videos on repeat today. i miss you

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    @marykate705 4 года назад +3303

    I feel like Jakey would make a great middle school history teacher

  • @lennysmileyface
    @lennysmileyface 4 года назад +369

    Also 'The Dating Game' had that one time where a serial killer that ended up killing 130 people was a contestant.

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    • @raccoonkneecaps
      @raccoonkneecaps 4 года назад +59

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      @TheDXJC56 4 года назад +28

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    • @lennysmileyface
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  • @radpanda4205
    @radpanda4205 3 года назад

    I wish you would upload more Jakey. Your videos sustain me with monthly serotonin boosts.

  • @SuperMrHolmes
    @SuperMrHolmes 3 года назад +5

    The duo dynamic with you sister is extremely fun to watch. it bought this show to like a solid 3/10.

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 4 года назад +328

    Jebecky sounds like a Disney channel actor who was fired because of controversy. 10/10 would date and mate

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    @mattkerc8085 4 года назад +446

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    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад

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  • @leowong2613
    @leowong2613 3 года назад

    this dude makes me wanna watchb the whole video, i appreciate the work you put in

  • @tobeherself
    @tobeherself 3 года назад

    You perfectly summarized why I love dating shows and reality tv in general 😭

  • @ProDudeFilmsGaming
    @ProDudeFilmsGaming 4 года назад +549

    I love how every time he talks about a year that a halo game came out(2001,2004,etc.) he puts halo music/text even if it has nothing to do with the video lmao (he does this in all his videos too not just this one)

    • @TheOdd
      @TheOdd 4 года назад +48

      Because Halo *defined* those years, nothing else important happened.

    • @furonet138
      @furonet138 4 года назад +9

      ProDudeFilms Same with 2002 and Mario Sunshine

    • @tannerocean6682
      @tannerocean6682 4 года назад +1

      yeah that's what I noticed

    • @akshaydalvi1534
      @akshaydalvi1534 4 года назад +16

      Absolutely nothing important happened during that time except halo, especially in 2001

    • @GoldenSun5631
      @GoldenSun5631 4 года назад +2

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  • @ShoopityDoopity
    @ShoopityDoopity 4 года назад +6180

    Bro seeing Jakey and his sis bonding makes me wanna call up my sister just to tell her I love her and I’m thankful for her

  • @swarler
    @swarler 2 года назад

    thx for the picture of bob dylan at the end jakey i really liked it

  • @DCookStaVideo
    @DCookStaVideo 3 года назад +7

    16:26 LOL, I had to take a break after that.

  • @calvinbarboza
    @calvinbarboza 4 года назад +802

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    • @grandmastaal
      @grandmastaal 4 года назад +5

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    • @NastierNate
      @NastierNate 4 года назад +35

      If your show has never had a contestant shit on the floor during a group meeting, it’s trash.

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 4 года назад +3

      This is art
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    • @grandmastaal
      @grandmastaal 4 года назад

      Nate Green noted and agreed

    • @TJCapSix
      @TJCapSix 4 года назад

      I'm sure he's just holding off to give it it's own video.