Crappy Water Levels
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- Опубликовано: 12 июл 2018
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NakeyJakey not related to your self promotion but yes
Boo yah!
NakeyJakey what kinda shoes is them
that's a rad as hec shirt, can confirm
Looks like you finally found Will Webster
Subnautica has a really cool water level
RoboKast father
RoboKast
Aha
subnautica is like the inverse where the water level is amazing and the land level is shit
I'll give you that one
Cyrus true lol
"He's not a fish he's an Italian man"
-NakeyJakey
Like me
YANG GYAN omg same bro pound it
Whats the difference ?
All Italian men can breath underwater, this is a fact, I personally can confirm
Blasphemy
Blasphemy
Well he is better than us soooo. Also, blasphemy
Unless you're three dimensional
name checks out
"It's the one where you get on a GIANT ASS BIRD and you fly away from the WATER and you give the WATER the BIRD"
One of the best sentences ever said.
How is this the third most popular comment with NO replies?
Also, ur right. That was so satisfying, but, a lil bit cluncky.
I had to read AND read this twice to get the joke
My body is a Temple.
Unfortunately it's the water temple and I hate it.
Milkbrain What are ya, a Mormon?
@@durr7547 he's a jeovah witness.
That was actually deep
0:15 the "ooooouuuwwweeee?" that changed a generation.
Gus Johnson And we were blessed enough to be here for it.
I felt that
henlo mr gusly
Good will? M... more like bad will! 😂😂😂💯💯💯👌👌👌 *Laugh track as the seinfeld theme plays*
Gus and Jake collab soon?
The little mermaid levels are a cancerous tumor on Kingdom Hearts I and II
Kingdom Hearts 1’s water level was okay at best until you hit literally any combat encounter, then it becomes the most uncomfortable thing you’ll ever play.
I hear a voice whenever I go to sleep; a harrowing, frightening voice that always strikes terror into my heart, repeating the same sentence over and over again, "SWIM THIS WAY WE'LL DANCE AND WE'LL PLAY!"
I'd rather play 2's Atlantica rather than 1's Atlantica. KH1's Atlantica was hell, not only on where you're supposed to go, but the combat is terrible. Atleast KH2's Atlantica has a smaller play space and I'd rather push buttons and listen to songs rather than what KH1 had to offer.
KH1's were fine...ish...
I like little mermaid
“You know who loved water levels? Hitler.”
-videogamedunkey while playing (funny enough) Super Mario Bros. 2. The real one, not that Doki Doki shit
Doki doki mario was rawwww
I don't know if that sentence could be real, but i wanna think that happened
Fuck you don't you ever say her majestys name in vain
True, subnautica in the water feels amazing but walking in land is like trying to drag your balls across a cheese grater
fallingbed too true
One must ask the logical question - how do you know how dragging your balls across a cheese grater feels? :D
Im going to sub to you just for saying this
@@BiscuitAWitch yeah it's pretty underrated
@@toad3222
You could say it's (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀) *grate*
Videogame logic
Low tide water: Drown
Underwater: Not Drown
how does this comment have 319 likes yet there are no replies asking what the fuck this dude is saying lol
@@Skiivinlul
Wrinting is wuit weird tho
Bruh
@@Skiivin because everyone understands it???
Friend: Hey Jakey! Nice shoes!
Jakey: HAVE YOU PLAYED SONIC 2?
Kingdom Hearts 2 did the impossible by creating something worse than a water level: a rhythm minigame disguised as a water level.
I’m a KH fan and I agree
As a big KH fan...I would have preferred the water level so much.
"Fictional italians, much like real people, like to be on land."
-NakeyJakey, 2018
I'm a goldfish
I'm real Italian and I can relate what he said lol
Anyway I just discovered this guy and this channel and it's pretty hilarious and good. Also big like for the songs from FF4 that he put on the video
This channel is like a tighter written Adult Swim show
I love it.
That's actually an amazing comparison. This is something that would be worth watching at 2 in the morning.
Early 2000s I recall just staying up late and watching all the ‘weird’ shows they had. It introduced me to more adult cartoons and even anime like Inu Yasha. Anyone remember Toonami?
@@Anti-Latinx RIP Toonami robot thing 3
"Why aren't water levels 90 percent of the game, and land 10 percent of the game."
*Subnautica would like to know your location*
Subnautica is the inverse. The land levels suck.
The Hoenn Region.
Still my Favorite Region.
Mine too
7.8/10
Too much water
Yeah it was my first Pokémon game, so it has a lot of nostalgia for me
I appreciate not being able to drown. Also, shouts out to the Metroid Prime trilogy for making water not kill you.
Hoenn is the best region
Fite mii
Wow Jakey, you're being kinda dramatic, and also I love the shoes.
Have you played Sonic 2?
Have you played a game where most of the enjoyment comes from a flow state of speed-induced euphoria, all to be ruined by some PURPLE FUCKING WATER?
Because obviously a game all about speed should have a section that requires precise platforming and music so stressful that anyone in a 3 mile radius will fall down and say help me life alert I need help!
But where things get REALLY CRAPPY is in the 3D realm.
because you see, there’s already a big difference when it comes to movement in a 2D space versus a 3D space.
Water levels tend to make gamers crawl into a bathtub and create our own water levels using tears
Critical Nobody i like that theory 😭😭
Maybe they'll drown if the level is too hard.
"What's the deal with Darkness?"
Ansem has joined the chat.
When he brought up the TMNT water level on the NES, that hit me hard. That level is stressful as frick.
Getting his entire moneys worth with that green screen
The best part is he only need a picture of horse sense in the background.
His editing and timing combined with his humor is incredible, he makes that green screen work wonders
...I mean would you not
Nah, the two words that strike most fear in the gamer's heart is "escort mission".
Bioshock infinite had an amazing escort mission
I don't really count it as an escort mission if there is no possibility to fail the escorting. In other words, there needs to exist the possibility that you fail the mission _because_ you failed to successfully escort the NPC to the destination. If no such failure is possible, it's not really an escort mission. It's purely cosmetic at that point.
@@WarpRulezI really didnt really put that much thought into it. It was just my take on the "subnotica has a great water level" comments
That's why MGS2's shit is so bad. Two things we despise combined into something unholy.
well that's konami 4 u.............
2:51 Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell
I remember as a 4 year old kid always giving up at the sonic water level because it was so annoying. I used to ask my older sister to beat it for me but she barely would. I also hated the Crash Warped water levels too
"He can't breathe, he's not a fish. He's an *Italian* man!". As an Italian man I can confirm this to be true
My Stress Level when trying to play a bullet hell: ■■□□□
My Stress Level when playing a platformer with 1 block jumps: ■■■□□
My Stress Level when hearing the Drowning Music from Sonic 2: ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
Iceypumpkin head the drowning music in sonic 2 used to scare the crap out of me
That was legit frightening as a child lol
My stress would be through the roof with bullet hells, but I'm decent with 1 block jumps. The water in Chemical Plant can suck a fat one, though. Not so much the music as how few bubbles there are, and how sloggish movement is. It was ok in Mania, though.
Good thing it's possible to beat all of Sonic 2 without entering water once. There's a secret wall you can spindash through in the top route to skip the rising water section.
@@TheAbsol7448 "My stress would be through the roof with bullet hells"
Yeah i do feel you a little bit there especially since i played quite a lot of TBOI and a bit of Enter The Gungeon yeah that is for damn sure.
I still have nightmares about Atlantica in Kingdom Hearts 1
Ursula boss fight ptsd
Ikr
It's even worse considering that Halloween Town, one of the best levels in the franchise and home to the OG Oogie Boogie fight, becomes available at the same time.
@@ianhammock4564 i remember being excited to play halloween town so whenever a new world unlocks i was like WHICH ONE IS HALLOWEEN TOWN
THIS WON'T BE PRETTY
I hate water levels but having little mermaid being my favorite Disney movie that was still one of my favorite worlds
My least favourite under water mission in my play through was when I almost drowned in the kitty pool when I was 7.
People would get mad when they fell into the water in Dark Souls, and instantly died. But I was always happy because it meant no water level!
Which the developers instantly realized so they gave us swamp areas and Blight Town instead...
I'm aftet the 60 billion double dollars on your head vash!
Srsly tho why do FromSoft have such a boner for swamps?
@@TwiggehTV because they're a challenge. They slow your movement so they force you to change your playstyle and adapt to the situation. If you're trying to run through a area, the swamps force you to stop and take in everything. It's a playstyle change and a challenge for people. And that's why from soft (and me) like swamps.
I H A T E D Blight Town soooooooo much. Those bugs were the First Coming of Satan 😠
Monster took out water for a reason
When that Sonic, "You gon' drown" music played, My heart actually started racing.
69 likes 😏
Happened a lot in labyrinth zone, still freaks me out.
@@astrophile_0721 Reddit moment
The Water Temple is honestly my favorite dungeon in OOT. It's the first time I actually didn't use walkthroughs and I feel so proud finishing it.
I was also watching Scott Pilgrim while playing it
I was watching Seinfeld when he did the what’s the deal with darkness joke. That shit was meta. Eather that Or I’m just super stoned... or both
>”Eather”
"Too much water"
7.8/10
- IGN
It has a little something for everyone
Holy fuck it’s bloodborne man
The Kingdom Hearts water level was my first impression of Kingdom Hearts and now I know why I hate it.
But there was basically just one Kingdom Hearts water world... [since kh2's Is... meh, you saw It.]
Oh, yo, I didn't know dad was a hot boi.
Usually Kingdom Hearts has good music, and most of it doesn't have lyrics, so what the hell happened with Atlantica? And how were you that unlucky to have that travesty be your first impression of the series? Seems a bit sad...
Robert Anderson Ikr? That level doesn’t appear until probably the second half of the game
And it's optional... but completing it does get you some good stuff. Kind of cruel to lock said stuff behind 3 awful songs and 2 inferior renditions of pre-existing songs, but what can you do.
Anyway, here's three examples of *good* music in this series:
ruclips.net/video/S47a6EWJkfY/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/LZGNGnC2QtA/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/zQ6qO4IAwFc/видео.html
"Why is it games aren't 90% water level"
Subnautica would like to have a conversation with you
(for note Subnautica has some of the best water movement and maybe *the* best sound design I've ever seen)
No doubt about it, I'm almost done with my first playthrough!
@@polarispulsar The sequel is nearing release
@@mitchellhorton9382 I cannot wait
Ahh yes the trashtaste
I wonder if Jakey edits his own videos. His editing style alone makes me smile.
Sovash Chetty uh who else is gonna put clips of Horse Sense in the background??
NakeyJakey Of course my mistake. I just figured the guy whose basement you're locked in would edit them.
I let Naked Jacob use a computer and editing software down there. He gets food if he edits a video or puts the lotion on his skin.
Subnautica is 90% water, 10% land, and 97% AWESOME! Props to the few games that committed to saying, "Water we doing!!"
Royce
I've never played another 3D game in which swimming felt as satisfying. Even though it's pretty okay in most first person games.
Royce
I was about to ask you about the other 3%, then I remembered that my seamoth glitched out of existence twice. Yeah, 97% is a fair assessment.
"Water we doing?"
"Your mom."
Royce hey what about monster Hunter 3 ultimate?
it's funny because i remember the land controls being terrible to make up for it
"I fear nothing. But water levels, it scares me"
0:08
I’m a smash player
Can confirm Ganondorf scares the shit out of casuals
As a baby casual I too can confirm
See now here's the question: Did Halo 3 have a water level?
No? Master Chief wouldn't even go near the stuff?
*Halo 3 Game of the Year Every Year BABY*
mario bros 2
Spockitans nope you’re wrong. Halo 3 was a good game, sure...
But KNACK 2 IS GAME OF THE YEAR BABYYYYY
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2 BABYYY
Spockitans Neither Madden 08
I fuckin love you guys lol
When you realize Bioshock is just an entire water level GAME
when you realise that subnautica is just a giant water level
a water level with no swimming
How remember's metal slug
Ok Joshu
Yo Joshu my man
The worst part is is that water levels aren't inherently bad. Ori 1 and 2 both have incredibly precise controls, which is where most water levels fall all on. The under water parts in Ori feel great so good water levels can exist.
One thing's for sure: the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time is beautifully designed - especially in the 3DS version. The Japanese-esque architechure really makes this dungeon hurt a little less
I think you forgot the most menacing 2 words
"Dinners ready"
Don't forget the greatest innovation in a water level. *FISH A.I.*
5:07 what can make a water level feel less like a circumcision :'D
@@smallredboy7297Hell yeah my name a Jeff
I love the rewatchability of this video. It always gets recommended every once in a while and I always get ready to have a great time watching :)
yea i totally agree
kill water
playing under the sea in kh2 instantly makes all water levels in the kh series forgivable
tomatoanus it’s not even on BEAT GOD DAMN IT
dont mean you cant dab to it
Lazerdisck but at least I don't have to spend over an hour in the level die to getting lost and dealing with those god awful controls...also the first boss was frustrating if you didn't know what to do
It's Sebastion don't press a button! Nope it's actually Ariel aaand you missed it *JOKES ON YOU AHAHAHAHA*
in actually plalying kh 2 and i just got to that under the sea song level, and i completely agree!
"You hop on a bird to fly away from water, and give the water the bird"
Genius.
the nostalgia you unleashed in me when going over the sonic stages made me instafav, sub and like
Water levels exist to make the other levels look better
Dita 98 or to just make games more gimmicky
Water levels are the dark souls of level design
Justin Y. oh its the real one this time
*insert "you are everywhere" comment here*
Fuck off your comments are forced and never funny.
Jo wtf justin you are everywhere 😂😂😂
You're gonna run out of witty things to say on random videos eventually my illuminati-initiate friend.
I just found this channel. And this man is the most underrated RUclips bossdude ever. Keep it up 👍
Came from Trash taste... yes
Moist boi
24 Frames Of Nick hey I know you
my nickga
I was the 24th like on a comment made by 24 Frames of Nick. I am special.
Ayy its you, i watch your videos
Why are you not verified
i'd say the only levels i hate more than water levels are snowy levels. they usually have some kind of christmasy music and... *shudders* sliding mechanics
Also, the sliding mechanic never applies to enemies, only the player.
I do like snow levels with more of a John Carpenter The Thing vibe and no annoying sliding or really slow snow trudging. Also the Rayman Origins snow levels, those were pretty cool.
Sometimes I really like the sliding mechanics but the ultra high pitch "cold music" is almost guaranteed to be complete crap as well as a headache. If anything I just want to have snow-boots or ice-cleats that are de-activatable/activatable instantly with just one button, so I can slide when it's fun and stop when it's not.
Ice physics can be executed fine but christmassy music has a dedicated place in hell.
Thank God for Ratchet and Clank, even though it isn't completely guiltless of that
*I've only recently found your videos. Theyre hilarious and I love the music you use for the background. Also any sound tbh, funny stuff haha*
wooooo trashtaste sent me XD
Now I got your Patrons name's stuck in my head
Ikr!
I don't know if it's because of Sora and Ariel dancing in the background to the awesome beat, or just because of Jakey's musical talent. Maybe both
Is it an original beat or is it a cover or something? I can't get it out of my head, Love it
_You're making me a Water Level with how moist i am from your videos._
Lets praise Red Dead Redemption 1 for not even letting you go in water
7:23 LOOK MOM IM FAMOUSE
*G A N N O N D O R F*
Crink Cronk ah!
*Aquatic ambiance*
Eco zones by blank banshee
I absolutely love DKC water levels
Glad you mentioned Conker. I avoided diving as much as possible because of his face slowly turning blue and eyes bulging
The „ you are two seconds away from drowning „ music in sonic adventure always made me panic“
In the end, aren't we all water levels?
initiate moisture
Dude you watch things I watch!
Wrong channel, right idea
This is the content I subscribed for! You sir, never disappoint.
Kingdom Hearts 1 be like: you thought the water level was ok?
Cool here's a Ursula x2 :)
And that order will come to the cost of: All your Ethers
I wish Dark Souls had a water level
blighttown counts?
Tamjid Hasan i hope blight town drowns
No, all we get is a swamp level.... ARGHHHHHHHHHH
Dark Souls 2 has the Shrine of Amana which made me want to kill myself.
Gaming Kick
Calm down satan
The Sonic breath timer makes me cry.
Lommut some say this theme plays when you go to the deep end of the pool.
Thank you for putting the water level music for donkey 64 and star fox 64 in the beginning of the video. I loved that I noticed it.
When I heard water levels I instantly had flashbacks to Zelda's water temples.
The wounds are still fresh.
I remember when this video was uploaded when I was on a round country road trip with my best friend in Seattle in a hostel in Chinatown. After driving all morning through Oregon, finally getting to shower and sit down before seeing Seattle, I watched this video, and I distinctly remember wanting to come home to binge every NakeyJakey video possible because I loved that video so much. Helped me forget about the stress of going place to place and also brought me back to home and comfort when visiting so many places. Jakey felt like a home away from home more so than my Dad calling me when I was in Boston saying something about beans before abruptly hanging up. Dog Bless
Moon Face is it?
Truth
*Ahhh yea... I sure hope it does*
0:57 hearing motorhead kick in made me so happy just then. Love you jakey
What's this song called?
@@thegoodmudkip3652 the game by motorhead
@@Penispenis47 thanks man
Thanks for clearing up the purpose and how to play Mario by jumping and timing said jumps. I've been confused ever since it came out.
How do you always float around in the void so effortlessly?
You wanna know what game has a pretty rad water level? Super Mario Odyssey.
Wanna know what else is pretty rad? Jakey's shoes.
It was my least favourite level in odyssey
Galaxy 2 as well!
Rayman origins and legends did it better.
If you like platformers with water levels that don’t suck then try out Dr. Muto.
CrazyDolphin
Oh shoot! You're right!
The water levels in Rayman Origins. The look and sound so gorgeous they melt your brain. And most importantly, the swimming is fast and responsive.
Absolutely. Only time I've actually enjoyed water levels. And the music is maaaagical.
Wow. Like all traumatic things, i didn't remember the nes tmnt water level, until you showed it. And ugh...such a rush of negative emotions washed over me.
But, uh, I think the syphon filter games for psp (!) were kinda fun. Lol, Bioshock.
2:07 that "everybody knows that" is everything
"erbodynoesdat"
There is literally no amount of time long enough to describe how much I love these videos.
S R there never will be, he's just that amazing
Maybe while you’re playing a water level.
Omg this just brought back sonic 2 water level nightmares I'd forgotten about completely.
Jakey's videos are timeless, just perfect. Watching this in 2022 waiting for Romcom 🔥
I do like the charm of the intentionally sloopy edits.
I've grown increasingly fond of the way you integrated yourself with that badly bluescreened gymnastics ball.
2:51 in particular made me chuckle.
4:38 The N64 Wave Race menu music really brought back some memories there.
The shark attack in that KOTOR level is pure art
My favourite NakeyJakey quote: "If I'm crazy. Hahaha haha"
3:12 I'm sure Drew is really proud of his creation now that it was used in this way
God damn dude I remeber everyone and everything on this channels so far what a growth amazing
I was genuinely just thinking to myself, "Love the shoes, guy," when you straight up said those words and I'm now scared.
A D I S N E Y C H A N N E L O R I G I N A L
M O V I E
The swim mechanics in Kingdom Hearts are CURSED
Love how you use The Boundless Ocean as background music at around 5:50 good detail
Ultrakill has amazing water levels, the floaty controls work very well and it feels even faster imo
The whole video I couldn’t stop thinking of sonic
Waynimations
First time Sonic got water levels right was in Sonic 3.
Izuku Midoriya
Nope. Also, the only time My Hero Academia got villians right was never.
Izuku Midoriya
Because I wanted to tigger you. And a opinion is subjective. Opinions are not, and cannot be factual.
Izuku Midoriya
Like your bait "only Sonic 3 got water levels right?" Or that your subjective opinion is "technically correct."
Izuku Midoriya
If it wasn't your original intent, then why didn't you give reasons for your argument?