High School Didn't Matter At All
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okay guys seriously though Todd is selling so much gas im getting really fucking scared follow me on instagram and twitter for updates on Todd okay-
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im gonna see him at the reunion in a few years and i think about that every single fucking day of my stupid life
Cops are on their way
i think we all want to see todds feet pics
Dat good shit
Where's the feet pics
If you didn’t buy any of his gas, you’re probably safe
It's funny because one of my classmates was in jail for smuggling gas from Venezuela to Colombia, this video feels so personal to me.
What the fuck was he doing selling gas though 😂
Fucking Tod from 5th period
You look exactly like Ansel Elgort lmao
That’s pretty cool! Lmao
Raphael Rodriguez eh, a lot of people who come out of my high school weather they fail or not sell drugs lol. Don’t ask... why I know... ok... a lot of people in Hawaii sell drugs too ok.
Edit: well sell or do drugs...
As someone who's close to 40, this 25 year old on an exercise ball has got it absolutely correct.
Wow, years later, it’s still relevant.
Did one of your high school acquaintances also go to jail for selling gas?
@@BrokenGodEnt i went to jail for selling gas
BrokenGod Ent. I went to highschool for buying gas. Fact.
@@nomoregoodguy6639 i went to gas for buying highschool.
I hate me too, don't worry.
when i graduated all of my classmates were crying and i just stood there feeling so fucking happy that it was finally over. it's not like i didn't have any friends or didn't enjoy my classes, i just fucking hated being trapped in there with a bunch of people who didn't understand me at all with a schedule that fucked me up
Same
Same here.
Lol, I kinda understanding crying because you’ll miss your favorite teachers. But at the same time, like ya’ll finally free, don’t cry because it’s over, smile because 12+ years of learning useless knowledge is over.
I remember when I graduated last year, I had moved to a new school the same year COVID started, so I didnt had time to actually meet my classmate, but I wasnt really expecting anything. The year before that was the worst year of my entire life and I wasnt really looking forward for two more years of high school.
Honestly, I should thank COVID for freeing me from that.
Didnt went to prom, didnt cared about anything, I got my grades, saw that I had passed on everything (obviously I had, I had been cheating on tests online for two years), then I just laid on my bed, I thanked that it was over.
Same
High School is where you force as much concentrated cringe out of your personality as possible until you're too old and the cringe baseline has been set.
Omg I hope so- I’ve literally said so many embarrassing things and have been so embarrassingly loud without thinking and I hope that doesn’t continue on after I graduate highschool 😭
i used to fucking sonic-naruto run
I’m still the same person I was in high school. Maybe I’m just like weird or something.
It didn't work for me I'm still very (although somewhat secretly) cringe😫😫😫😫
I had circles around my eyes by the time I was 17.
The “Todd” in my school became a cop who was fired for using the police database for stalking a woman, ah sweet memories
Cop actually got fired for abusing his power? Perhaps there is hope after all.
Writer Shard 😂😂😂
@@writershard5065 Oh, shut up.
Can't believe they just fired him for being in love... the world is a cruel place these days.
@@writershard5065 haha, if only...
the only reason teenagers think highschool is this cool place where everything matters is because adults in their midlife crisis keep making romanticized movie versions of it
Also cartoons and animes.
@@cyberzombie038 right tv and anime gave me unrealistic hs expectations
when you need to made money for food. tomorrow.. you only go to school for lunch...
@@nika8620 Yeah no one goes on the school roof lmao
@@McCaroni_Sup I went on my school roof with my friend Ian earlier this year and smoked a couple bowls
Some ppl don't realize that when someone say that they'll miss high school, they don't mean that you'll miss GOING to high school and taking classes, but rather that period of your life that you didn't had bills to pay, work to go, and everything in between, all you had to do was go to school and make minimum effort to get a decent grade and that's it, that was all responsibility you had.
probably yeah lol
You nailed it. I miss that I didn’t invest in stocks while I’m highschool
I had part time Jobs during high school lol 7 hour school days plus 4+ hours of work right after 💀 not fun as a teen lol
I get where your coming from but Lotta of my trauma was formed in my high-school life lol
Speak for yourself, my family made me work as soon as I was legally allowed to
i was so miserable all throughout high school, i couldn't bring myself to engage w my peers and it sucked. i wish i could've experienced the typical teenager stuff like having a big group of friends and goin to parties. its what i always dreamed when i was goin thru my shitty childhood and it hurts knowing that life didnt actually get any better when i got older like i thought it would as a kid
I’m sad now
Same
I don't even have the motivation to do any missing assignments (which some of them was complete bs) and my parents always keep nagging me about fucking homework missing work grades Why Does It Still Matter To You People!
I hope you are doing better now😢
Sigh...
I feel like jakey made this after he looked at his analytics and realized that like 90% of his fanbase is still in high school
Too true man i still have 2 years left
and its all good because he is telling you all to try your best but it aint the end of the world
I'm 27 this content is great. Jakey has a thing for nostalgia. I guarantee everyone under 30 knows and identify with what Jakey is saying here. That's a shotgun spread of a target demographic.
haha, anal
Yup. That's me! :)
Real scary feeling when Jakey literally calls out your hometown of Watertown, South Dakota.
Yeah, it's so weird to know
Ikr, I'm from yankton and it was weird
Ikr,I’m from santos and it was weird
There's a girl on RUclips who's in HS who I want to take on a date. She just hit the legal dating age in both of our states and she lives an hour away from me in CT. Her name is Charli.
Ikr, i'm from Barvikha and it was wierd
High school is like a super long prologue in a jrpg. You HAVE to do it, but once it's over the hometown is gonna burn to the ground, monsters are gonna return to the overworld, and you're gonna have to go on an adventure to defeat the demonlord. But that shits just sprung on you. At no point in your life does anyone give you the proper training or education to defeat the demon lord. They just assume you'll figure it out on your own when you have to.
I'm not sure this metaphor works
That just means I have to learn all the things I need in order to defeat the demon lord myself... while trying to defeat the demon lord. And I don't know if I should giggle myself stupid or fall headfirst into another existential crises over that analogy.
Plot Twist: You ARE the final BOSS!
Does that mean... our entire childhood was just one drawn out, crappily-written in-game tutorial from Xenoblade Chronicles 2?!
my life is a zelda game
@@bluetimesskyrii yeah except later a bunch of new mechanics are introduced and theres no tutorials at all
I disagree a little bit on the "your classes don't matter" argument because a huge part of the value of science, math, history, etc is that they expose you to new concepts and career paths you otherwise might not consider. That said, making 17 year olds decide their career path and then shaming them when they inevitably change their mind a month into college is terrible and also there should absolutely be classes in high school that teach you applicable life skills like taxes.
I agree! I think high school is definitely lacking in its life skills and career education, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t important to develop a baseline understanding of different academic subjects, regardless of whether you’ll use it in the future. It’s more about rounding out your worldview as a well-educated citizen. If all high school did was teach us the bare minimum needed to function in society, it would be pretty awful education. I hope going forward, schools can not only continue teaching the variety of subjects they now teach, but expand their options further, allowing students to explore a wider variety of fields and interests.
Oh but learning maths through funny examples like a dude buying 100 potatoes will not help me do taxes! School bad!
Its like, they assume that that kid knows what career to take 10 years in the future. Like, among a class of 30 or whatever, _one_ kid will go on to be a biologist/doctor/researcher, and since _he_ has to know that the mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell, then _everyone_ has to know it.
"Oh but i knew from my childhood that i wanted to be a software engineer why do i need chemistry aaaaaaaaa" just shut up please
@@SweetflyRachel exactly.
Yea bc I should learn the difference between sedimentary igneous and metamorphic rocks
Depends on your school in what area you live in
The horse girl is no joke. Had one at almost every high school I went to (rural Wisconsin). One was named Misty. She was a horse girl. Looked into her profile and she is doing great, she helps run her families horse mating business or something. We all sorta laughed at her in highschool but nowadays she has her own house in her early twenties. Who's neighing now?
Nice.
her name being misty makes perfect sense
Damn sounds like she is living the life.
@@whoisheiforgothisname2103 the one that got away smh
Oh yeah, every horse girl I knew in grade school grew up to actually do stuff with horses as an adult: trainer, vet, breeder, etc. They become the adults helping the next generation of horse girls succeed in life. If I could go back in life to like middle school, I'd go down the horse girl path, seems like the most solid career path that exists.
Don’t be like that kid in high school with a speaker in his backpack blasting music in the hall. Buy raycon
I’m a junior in college and people still do that
hell yeah
I want to connect to this guy's speakers to blast Prince's "Soft and Wet". He blasts emo rap music all the time and it's so annoying, gotta do it to him.
That shit followed me into college.
Raycon deez nuts
Now that I’m in college, I realize that high school is a scam and that no one cares how many AP credits you got or how fast you’re growing through life. Everyone goes at their own pace.
Exactly. I chose not to do honors because I knew nobody would give a damn because all that matters is your gpa, act, and sat scores. I have a 3.8 gpa and my friend has a 3.4 but she takes honors so for me to see that I realize I dodged a bullet
Facts. I’m still in high school but refuse to take more than one honors class. Fr it DOESNT matter and it just puts more stress on you
For me, I’m just maxing out on IB and AP credits just so I don’t have to take classes I hate in college
@@Ja1dyn_’d have to agree, if you’re not looking for some glamorous hi-end job, honors not worth it and why I’m not signing up for more work in college, I’ve already worked hard enough :P
Hell even college is if you don’t know what you’re doing. I took 2 years of business and learned basically nothing because it was all common sense or had to be learned through experience
School did not prepare me for college at all, the amount of independent study and the steep rise in difficulty level is ridiculous
Facts, I literally went to a college prep high school, and that high school did not help what so ever, ur telling me I gotta study for all these exams without a study guide? What’s up with these 4 1000 word writing assignments due at the end of the week? Wait I don’t get free time?, what are these giant books that I have to read and take notes on (I’m in my 3rd semester and any college classes that require big books I struggle or fail in I was never taught how to tackle them, take notes on the whole book or what?) yea high school is a joke in preparing for college.
@@TriableChain552 Don’t you guys have some documents from the previous students that took those classes? One of my major tackles thick books, but we have some scripts from our seniors and its a big help. Of course I still read a part of what I have to read, but having it all written down as notes is easier
High school: if you study now you can enjoy later
College: if you study now you can enjoy later
Job: if you work now you can enjoy later
And it goes on and on
Then you retire and you might only have 10 good years left before you're too old to do anything. Happened to my step grandfather, died 8 months ago. He was a fucking bastard and I'm glad he's gone. But he retired in 2000, health had been going downhill for the better part of the past 10 years. 10 years ain't a lot of time to enjoy life when you're already in your 60s. Like my dad told me, you're older for a lot longer than your younger.... But in the end you might just work your entire life and die never having a chance to just chill and let the world go by.
@@serfnuts retirement? What's that? Sounds like a boomer era thing
Yep that's how it goes. Enjoy life as you live it, you aren't waiting for anything except the inevitable end.
enjoy later
I love how Jakey makes himself laugh when he improvises
pigeon cum curriculum
gettin freaky wit it now
i love jakey
I love when people laugh at their own jokes
Not me. I don't like it one bit.
Literally my favourite thing about his vids
My life got way better after high school. I left my town, met some amazing people, had experiences that I could not do as a teenager, and had more freedom.
legit
@pancakes_go2940 Is adult life really that good? I'm 16 and a Junior in High School right now. Just curious about it.
@@leetun444It is what you make it to be. I graduated in May but I’m learning that pretty quick. The freedom that comes with being an adult also means shit isn’t just gonna come to you, you gotta work for it. If you put the effort in it will completely change your view on life. High school literally does not matter at the end of the day, at least for me.
@@leetun444it’s not if you’re poor. Don’t go to college if you don’t know what you’re going for.
I’m so excited.
I’m 25 and I only now realize how small this chapter in our lives is.. I’ve been thinking about it the whole week. I relate to high school me as much as I relate to 10 year old me; she’s a tiny, primitive, old version. You’re still so young until at the very least 30. So happy I didn’t peak in HS. I feel like my life is only starting now.
I'm at point where I'm considering 30 old
@@BitchChill 30 is just where things get interesting
@@mariowalker9048 Your mid life crisis is peering at that point, so yeah that's interesting
True
@@BitchChill30 is barely mid-life, that would be like in your 40s or 50s
I just graduated. This is not only so relatable, but the perfect send off.
Happy Graduation lol!
have fun in hell also know as adulthood go to collage for a couple more years of non torture
congrats
Me too man. Me too
Sorry that it had to end with corona :(
Can't believe you got PEMDAS wrong as a grown ass man. The S stands for suffering.
Its for subtraction of happiness from your life
Okay on a serious note, let's see if I remember PEMDAS without googling it:
P (3nis)
E (ridociklitis)
M(ath)
D(ivision)
A(ddition)
S(subtraction)
@@annettebonteri3234
P- Parentheses
E- Equation
M- Multiply
D- Divide
A- Add
S- Subtract
And the P stands for “please put a bullet in my brain for fucks sake”
@@mrfootfxtish9430 /
School is where you go so your parents can go to work.
mexico🌮
Yep, exactly. This is why I think we should graduate at age 16. College should be a lot shorter as well. Humans spend too much time in school. I don't need 10 history classes to become a doctor or a scientist, or welder. I can learn about history on my own.
It’s like daycare
Would that extend to college?
@@streetwatcher_ in college you are old enough to earn money or at least stay home unsupervised. So I would say college is different from elementary/high school.
I was treated like an absolute moron by my classmates for suggesting that a lot of the stress they had over grades and academic/school accomplishments was mostly meaningless. They were convinced that if they didn't get everything right and didn't have every single little thing figured out that their lives were gonna be over. I knew people who would get 4 hours of sleep on average trying to academically stand out just so that they could get to be in dual enrollment or the honors class. I told them that a majority of what we were learning was going to have hardly any impact on us after high-school. A lot of these adults treated us like trash and hardly bothered to have a moment of self reflection in their teaching methods. Whenever a kid failed it was just the kids fault. After my sophomore year I was done with being treated like an educational prisoner and I dropped out. I got practically disowned by my family for this despite the fact that I was severely depressed at the time and heavily burnt out. A year later I studied for my GED and aced the test and skipped a lot of my prerequisites. I got into a college a year earlier than I would have if I stayed in high-school which is something I would have had to be in all honors classes to even hope for. I did great in college and got into the honors society in my first semester and became the vice president soon after. Founded clubs, and wrote papers and helped teach other first years how to improve their writing. As I predicted hardly any of what they taught us meant anything, I can't tell you the last time I've had to use 90% of what they taught us. And the SAT and ACT that so many people stressed over were things I could have taken at any time I felt like. And with the resume I built I didn't even need them to transfer. After my first year was done I went into trades and I've got another year or so before my degree is done. I'll be moving soon and I've got a job lined up that's gonna pay me 20 dollars an hour to start. My credit is great and my move will be pretty comfortable because financially I'm doing fine. I've received grants and scholarships along the way to help with my costs. And after my degree is done I'll be starting out at around 75k per year. But trust me I've heard plenty of stories from my family and friends in school back then that told me I was going to be a failure for not sticking with high-school. But from where I stand now I regret absolutely nothing and stand by my decision. High-school in this country is a joke and I had no intention of being the punchline.
Edit update:
Recently received a certification and have been started out at 22 an hour full time. I'm on track to complete my degree in a year or less and my apprenticeship will be finished in 2 more years. Financially I'm doing fine and the only thing that has been tough is trying to find an apartment during these summer months.
Update 2:
Found a great place for a cheap price, I have a truck now and basically every tool I need for carpentry. My degree will be done by the first month of the new year. I've also been offered some jobs in residential willing to pay me 28 an hour to start which I might transfer to soon.
pretty inspiring story (yes I read all of it)
@@miraislam5976 same
great story!
TBH, I ain’t readin that 😂
Wow. I wonder what I’ll do with my life.
I looked up the over confident kids from my high school. Turns out they're doing really well. I guess confidence is actually a good thing.
well no shit, really?)
Well really? no shit
Can't say the same for the confident ones from my school
Well, really no shit?
Prolly cause their parents were rich
Uhh if high school didn’t matter, why do I have residual anxiety from it??? Checkmate atheists 😎
*shi-*
Whaaaaa
hahaha me too, sometimes i feel like im gonna pee myself when im having anxiety
darn you got me there
Touché
Unfortunately there are adults who still never can let go their high school phase . AKA the people that peeked in high school and are still mentally there
Going into seniority in high school immediately after a completely worthless online learning system and back into an actual classroom which is also worthless but not totally is real fun. But something I noticed is that I don’t feel like a senior, I still feel like I know as much as a freshmen. And I’ve only recently realized the the seniors I’ve been looking up to naively have had literally no idea what they’re doing half the time. I also don’t feel like someone who will be an adult anymore. The teachers still treat all of us as if we were middle schoolers, having us ask permission to do anything that requires us to get out of our seat.
I was in class with a guy who would use his “im enlisting after high school so you owe me sex” on half the girls. Even freshmen. He entered the reserves and delivers pizza now it’s been 5 years
That was the funniest comment ive ever read that wasnt supposed to be a joke
I wonder if he ever got any
@@darthdarthbinkss If he was from anywhere that wasn’t a city, yes he definitely got some
@@HarbingerOfMorningWood Why do you say that?
@@darthdarthbinkss you know small-town girls raised with a glorified image of the military love a guy in uniform
"its like the PS2 slim of wireless earbuds" never in my life have i heard such convincing marketing in a single line
the ps-startup-sound sold it to me
Guaranteed to fail for no reason?
@@tildey6661 And you can't easily fix it
get excited for product
The American school system is quite the joke, just waste hours and hours on pointless shit, they don’t want you to take classes your actually interested in. So when covid hit in my senior year I was so happy I never had to go back it was like going on a really long Christmas break
And being to socialize and work with assholes
having to socialize with "assholes" and people you don't like is incredibly valuable, because you'll be doing it for the rest of your life.
7:05 sorry to inform you Jakey…
*Nothing better than Chris Pratt screaming about sex education*
More like shrex education
@@jasperzz2859 shut
Will Harsch لقد نسيت سياق هذا وأنا أتحدث الآن باللغة العربية
Mmmmmm crisp rat
jasperzz translation?
Hey jake, this your old buddy Todd from 5th period. I need you to pay my bail, i got thrown in the clink for selling gas please help me jakey
todd. dude. seriously. how the hell have you been tho man? been fucking ages bro I see you're still on the ol "gas lifestyle" heh hehe
Will a get out of jail free card work?
Who this is really you?
1:25 this is funny because a guy named Todd sold us weed in high school until he got expelled.
This is why I’m soooo happy I matured and had reality checks in my life early on. Like I know if I had a normal life everyone else usually has I would’ve just been a different person.
"the only one that matter is the friends we made along the way"
literally
What if you have no friends
@@java-gn1xs If you have the time to think this then you have the time to make friends
Literally all my friends left for college and I've been alone since.
I remember in my 10th grade financial literacy class we asked “hey can you teach us how to do our taxes” and the teacher said “that’s not what this class is about and it’s not important”. I then found out in senior year that the other financial literacy teacher was asked the same thing and was just like “yeah sure” and taught them. I’ve never not been mad about that
Sounds like your first teacher doesn't know how to do there taxes
@@wesleyglenn6603 damn, kinda sounds like tax fraud
@D. Rather BRUH, IF IT'S CASE SPECIFIC THEN TEACH ALL OF THE CASES, IT'S NOT THAT HARD
@D. Rather My dude, I don't know what college you went to but most colleges don't teach you about taxes, at least in my country, plus not everyone gets to go to college. Kids need to learn this shit in school, it's basic life stuff. Also nice pun Jackass, it's not like I've heard that shit a million times over
@D. Rather This is gonna become the next Sticker Star Final Boss theme, I can feel it.
It's so weird because I actually just miss the people. It's a lot easier to make friends if everyone's literally forced to be together lmao
I can't believe I missed out on this, absolutely brutal
That is tru
yup its one of the ultimate coping mechs
I disagree. People in college have a lot more freedom to meet up with their friends, and you can find people with the same interests as you way more easily.
When I graduated I didn’t even feel like attending the ceremony. I just picked up my diploma
Any high schooler reading this, it’s only 4 years. Good or bad. It comes and goes pretty quick. Then the real game begins lol
Got out of highschool a year ago, and that shit felt like a decade. But thats probably because I never liked school.
@@quiarapl8362 My theory why school, middle school and high school, felt like forever is because you're probably not working and have very little to no responsibilities.
Once you start working a 40 hour job, your weeks start flying. Was furloughed for a couple months via covid, and it felt like fucking forever. Now that I'm back at work, the weeks are moving much faster for me.
@@reznortetrault4348 I agree. For a lot of people, work is the same every day. You go in knowing exactly what your doing and what to expect, given a few surprises.
School is similar, but the stress and the importance of everything you do can be daunting. Even though I loved learning, I was really bad at tests and finishing essays, so I ended up hating school. It wasn't that I was stupid, it was just my inability to seek help (and a therapist). I do have a lot of responsibilities at home though, just not an job.
im a freshmen in highschool now
And then I went to college, have a bachelors and still don’t know shit😂. Too bad they don’t teach us real skills. Didn’t even teach us the actual computer programs used in businesses.
Everyone kept telling me when I was in high school "you will miss it when your gone!" or "its the best years of your life!" Graduated 3 years ago and I can tell you right now highschool was the biggest waste of fucking time thus far. I have applied very little of what I learned into ANYTHING, I've had to figure it all out myself.
the only reason you might miss it is because what comes after isn't any better
+@@leonpaelinck But it's not high school you miss, you just miss being a teenager because life was easier and simpler
@@DrDolan2000 exactlyyyy omg someone finally fucking gets it
@@Camio_Lotus Yeah, It's like you're an adult, but also at the same time you're not. I fucking miss that feeling of being a freshman, but I wouldn't want to relive that shit ever again, the school part, but the meeting new people part, fucking awesome, but also kinda anticlimactic considering the retrospection...
I'm in the UK and we leave high school at 16 I'm 26 now and I still don't miss it
I’m glad I saw this video. I graduated earlier this year, and I remember feeling extremely empty after graduating. I didn’t have those crazy party stories. Or any stories really. Hell I was a band kid, the coolest part of my week was Friday night games.
Then covid hit during my sophomore year and it really went further downhill. I was terrible at online school.
And it that wasn’t bad- I ended up transferring my senior year and spent it as the new kid. Which was hell on earth. I went to prom with strangers and felt no joy walking across that stage.
Tl;dr Don’t let people make you feel bad for not having “the teenage dream” it’s a myth that most kids don’t really experience.
I still would've liked to experience anything at all, my whole experience was online classes
I was also a band kid back in 2015/16 and I agree that friday football games were the highlight of my high school experience lol
Hearing this is so alleviating. I was traumatized severely in high school recently and haven't actually been able to go outside of my house or live normally, constant flashbacks and all... I'm very glad that once I graduate, it'll get better and I can put all this BS behind me.
If it makes you feel better, you're not the only one. Im 19 but in high school everyone stopped talking to me because they didnt wanna get involved. Things are steadily getting better
I’m 20 in university and trust me, as you go through your life and if you do what you want and like you’ll notice that people around you have similar goals and line of thought. It will be much easier to find similar minded people.
As someone who was a senior when COVID hit in March, meaning that all my extracurriculars were cancelled, I did exclusively online school, prom was cancelled, and I graduated sitting on my couch at home, let me tell you all this:
High school doesn't matter. The memories may be important, but do not let it become your life. Seniors who let themselves have high school be their identity fell apart during the last quarter of our year. They felt listless not being the popular kids anymore. They didn't know what to do.
It's just school. You will get through it, and you will find yourself being happier when you graduate. Don't let mediocre teens tell you how you should feel, act, and be. Just be yourself. Focus on your education. Have fun with your friends. You can do this.
I love this comment section
from a sophomore who missed freshmen year due to covid thank you brother
hey man, i'm on college rn and reading the last bit of your comment made me feel better about myself. many thanks for the comment 👍
Exact situation here too. The only thing I missed AT ALL was my friends. And maybe I was a little pissed that I couldn’t wear my prom dress. Lol.
You know whats crazy? I didn't even have to do online schooling when covid hit senior year. They just passed everyone
Me a horsegirl: I just came here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling attacked
its okay we can watch Horse Sense and feed all your stallions apples afterwards
NakeyJakey my cottagecore dream come true
Natalie Center shut up Bridget
It's alright Jakey is secretly a horse girl at heart too it's self decprecating humor
@@NakeyJakey Ginger weed bag
Literally. The popular guy that was always told what a great artist he was and that he'd have a fabulous career as an artist is still working in the grocery store in a position that his mom got him.
that's mostly a wish fulfilment fantasy unpopular kids have. in reality most popular kids are popular because they have looks, are charming, and are gifted in some way. and they end up successful in life as adults too
It’s mainly looks tbh.
I realized this at a young age. I was so over school by my senior year - I ate lunch in the library, left early to go to work, didn't get my class picture taken, or go to prom.
I left and never looked back.
lol damn
Yeah I didn’t give shit about school dances either
"cliterature 101, aka pre-economics" made me laugh so suddenly that my back cracked
Let’s goooooo to the chiropractor
can someone explain what it means?
@@guest7play614 They are the people who massage your back but like not because you want it but because you need it. you go in and they're like "oh yeah your c-7 is fucked let me get my twelve pound sledgehammer to make sure i pop it back in place
what does the pre-economics joke mean
@@132hunterman he asked about the pre economics joke lmfao
"Don't drop out of school, or start cutting class because an unhinged 25 year old is screaming at you during a global pandemic" might just be the best sentence on RUclips.
Ten years from now, he can become president.
Too late now
eh
i feel so relieved reading these comments. i have a couple friends but i am so unbelievably socially anxious it gets in the way of everything, i feel like i'm not experiencing the actually good parts of high school enough. i'm scared but i'm gonna try my best to talk more to other people this year!
I only have 2 friends and I'm missing out on high school
Looking back at my Highschool days just make me feel like shit. Currently I really have no good friends and I’m clinging on to one I hate just because I have no one else. It’s almost been two years now and I still can’t figure out what direction I want to go in life. I think the last really good year I had was in seventh grade and that scares me.
My social life ended at 7th grade
For me, it was maybe 12th but before that it was definitely 8th. The first 3 years of high school for me were just Hell on Earth.
@@BitchChill brutal
@@iiCounted-op5jx It's never recovered fully unfortunately
Lesson learned. High school has a lot of sucking.
Jarbledumbles Nope it’s actually covered in the “Maggie got a fucking A+ in Math class while spending her weekend at my sister’s place”.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*my uncle walks in
Sadly not enough of the good kind
Jarbledumbles no but the football coach helped one girl I know learn 1 on 1
All my old classmates are studying abroad, getting good jobs and have friends and I'm sitting here playing Minecraft alone in my underwear.
Chances are at least one kid you went to school with died or is in jail so you're doing good right now
dude make a serevr i wanna join 2
@@DoggoLua Mine are married living abroad having children looking happy, it's why I don't go on Facebook
you're winning
I like to imagine this is an actual old lady saying this.
I sometimes go back to this video if I get to worried about my life. It's just so nice to hear that it all just does not really matter
it helps me feel a bit better because I'm stuck doing online classes, feels like I'm missing out on the best years of my life
7:04 "There's like, there's dislike"
That got old bad
So many days in high school the teacher would just show up and be like "I don't really have anything to teach today. Just look over your notes or sit there in silence for 52 minutes." The critical thinking skills, social connections, and support structure that school provides is insanely valuable but dear god do they sometimes just not give a shit.
well they're run by the government, soooo
@@RedVelvetBlackleather LOL imagine legitimately calling yourself an ancap
Teachers get paid jack fucking shit for how important their job is of teaching the youth of society
CrItIcAl ThiNkInG SkIlLs AnD SoCiAl CoNnEcTiOns
Considering what they get paid...
Absolutely don't miss high school. Never felt like I was actually myself until I got out of school.
same
ditto
Fuuucking same. I shaved my head right after high school which I never would've done in high school, just because of the looks I would get. Now I do many things without worrying so much all the time.
Every time I see someone from high school all those old pressures come back, and I think like “what person am I supposed to be around them again? Oh god I hope this is right”. Just the worst feeling
Same though. I never really figured out what kind of person I was until I had graduated. Now I'm kinda upset I didnt figure it out earlier cause I kept switching from trying to be like everyone else and myself and ended up in this odd area where I was neither.
Even if plans don’t work out, resilient people do.
High school is just society in miniature.
No. Because in society you don't have to interact with nobody if you don't want to.
School is government structure in miniature depicted in Parkinson's Law book.
As a proud graduate of DeVry High School, I concur.
... Wait a minute
Hold up
@@ichangedthename Hol Up
I learn that word from catch me if you can
I remember when a pigeon came on the bleachers right beside a kid causing him to fart during a standardized test
yall were taking a standardized test on the bleachers?
@@kevinlaws1521 what does that have to do with @cheems comment?
Closest I've come to that is taking a test on the floor of a giant convention showcase room, without decorations for maximum space. EVERYONE heard me humming One Winged Angel thanks to the incredible acoustics. Ironic, it was at a Latin convention, too.
@@IHaveASadderDay Why do you like little boys?
Nobody touch the like button, it’s at 666
I am bipolar and due to circumstance I had no way to know or comtroll it for years. My childhood was spent in anger management or in-patient facilities. When I turned 10 years old I was put into foster care and forced to learn. The second I hit 10th grade I realized that the world doesn't care what you know, or if you're a good person. The world cares about what you do and nothing else. The bare minimum schools could do is tell you that the real world is crushing.
Thanks for making this video. I JUST turned 18 and am already gonna leave home and I’m low key (high key) getting anxiety of life shit. This helped keep my head level. Ik this was supposed to be funny (and it was) but it was kinda educational. Thx dawg
I guess the real high school was the friends we made along the way
Lmao
That is actually true lmao
This isn’t wrong tho
literally
*friend
Most of the "cool kids" in high school turned into either junkies, criminals, deadbeat dads or dead. Some accomplished all 4 of those too.
And the rest became criminals and politicians. How redundant
I guess it depends on the socioeconomic status of the area and people you went to school with. We had a lot of our ‘cool kids/popular kids’ just be ‘professionally rich’, or inherit a position in a family company, Ivy League University just for the status, being wealthy and hanging at home all day reading, etc.
Yah and some of the "not so cool kids/outcasts" such as myself also turned out to make nothing of himself🙂
Danshee500 you still have time don’t give up!! Life is what you make of it & it doesn’t matter what other people consider “accomplished”.
coolness is a fucken stupid abstract concept kids
it don’t matter in highschool it don’t matter now lol
I read this title and now I feel better about all the stupid shit I did in high school which I don't feel is an entirely good thing and now I'm circling the dark dark hole that is my life. Thank you once again NakeyJakey for making me think of the worst parts of my life, and question everything that has happened is happening and will happen.
This video helped me reach enlightenment appreciate you jakey keep it up man your awesome
“The time a kid farted super loud during a test”
Now I don’t want to confirm anything here, but I may or may not have been that kid. And I’m not saying I certainly was that kid, but if I was, I got away with it and nobody Knew who it was...
I mean I certainly don’t know who it was, but even if I did, idk maybe it just...slipped out of nowhere without the culprits control.
You also sold gas didn't you?
Edited Falafel i think this dude sold fucking gas
this dude definitely sold fucking gas
I'm calling the police, they'll jail him for selling gas
@@editedfalafel2434 ME?! wHo whOOO, whY ARE YOU referrring to mE as if I am The CulpRit, who most definitely doesn't sell gas, nor do they sell said passed gas to North Korea for some odd 20 years.
“Maybe I’m not gonna disappear for another 3 months” said NakeyJakey... 3 months ago.
He's like that uncle that only appears when he runs out of money.
@@ricchburglar you mean Jakey?
@@hayk3000 yes
hayk3000 yes
@@hayk3000 yes
If I could time travel back to high school, I wouldn’t have said a single word to anyone. My biggest regret is being friendly and nice to people. It got me nowhere and gave me nothing but problems
I was a freshmen when this video came out and I watched it, and now 3 years later as a senior about to graduate in 2 months everything he has said has been pretty accurate.
Wow this new "comment section" is really neat. Like I can type what every I want. I can say how tubular this video was. Thanks jakey
yeah just dont type the word "damn" oh fuck i just did damn oh cmon goddammit aw shit
Totally tubular bro
@@NakeyJakey god damn it jakey now you made me do it too god damn it what did you do D A M N I T
NakeyJakey were doomed Jacob! it’s just a matter of time till mom sees this.
@funy 425 what you jus say
Good things about high school:
- Socialization, learning that you'll always get stuck with a dead weight pos whether it's work or college.
That's about it.
nope. ash Nah, HS failed with that. Made me feel 10x lonelier since I had to be forced around other people that had friends, in turn making me jealous and feel like a POS for not having any friends. But in college, when the class is done, I’m out of there, I ain’t sticking around for that shit. I’m heading back home.
It taught me cool words
so i basically got nothing out of high school then, which sounds about right
socialism
The best thing I ever got in High school were the college courses I took. Most of which were the friends I made from.
What’s nice about this video is that I graduated in 2020, watched this video and thought “pfff this ain’t realistic at all, my friends will stay connected and life’s gonna go my way”. Rewatching it now I realize how true this video really is.
As someone who’s technically a senior in high school but skipped all of it and went straight to early college and then switched to online it feels very fascinating to watch these videos about the high school experience lol. It really just seems like middle school with extra steps
"Prom doesn't matter" Being my last day of high school today I could not agree more
What are you guys gonna do? What did the staff told you?
:( same
@@GJ1998ARG We planned for graduation in August since we are a small school, but I have no idea how likely that will be...
@@GJ1998ARG prom is more useless than a matric jacket (US leather man jacket)
@@GJ1998ARG Prom is all style no substance
jakey would've been the guy selling gas if this channel didn't exist.
Bruh no replies? Gues si'll be the first one why Gas tho lmao
Me actually in a more legit way
My man spitting the truth! 👍🏽👌🏽
this is great advice for high school thank you Jakey
"The things that mattered from high school are the friends and memories you've made"
I came in expecting to be uplifted from my miserable high school experience and instead now I am even more sad.
Same. Haven't had really any friends since 6th grade when my best friend turned on me. My 2 old friends turned they're backs on me and I have only 1 friend.
@@akkros707 Same here. I was bullied and excluded my entire life and I’m still alone now
@@inamasschelein6541
Keep the faith. Once you're out of high school, you can start a new life. Ever heard of Elon Musk? He was bullied his entire life, and then by the time he was almost 30, he became a millionare. And now he is a billionare.
@@akkros707 i don't think I'm gonna use Elon as my inspiration, dude is shady
hey it’s fine high school is just a small part of ur life u have so much more life ahead of u to make memories and enjoy ur life.
BREAKING NEWS: Nude man on bouncy ball raises high school drop out rates by 35%
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I love your editing so chaotic yet clean
We love you nakey big bro of the internet, we need you more than ever, drop us one of those snug life stories..
Basically: the education system is flawed, but what really matters is the friends you made along the way
Yes because you’ll know those people forever
/s
Maybe the real education is the friend we made along the way
Until you all leave for college and say your gonna keep in touch, but you never do. Then all your homies are either getting married or having kids, and buying houses, and getting better jobs and subsequently not having time to hang out.
Agreed. I've managed to keep the same group of friends since elementary school despite most of us going off to separate colleges. It's entirely possible if you make the effort to keep in touch.
As a swedish boi, the concept of american high schools have always been so weird to me. Feels like your entire life revolves around it. Schools in Sweden is just a place you go to have classes and then boot scoot boogie out of there as soon as possible. no sport teams, no chess clubs not any of that. its also a much more casual dynamic between students and teachers, no one calls anyone by their last names and the teachers (at least the cool ones) always sit with their students at lunch making jokes and shit
Tbh thats how high school in the US is for alot of people too. Probably more than half of my school didn't do any extra activities at all, they just went to class then went home. I think popular media makes american high school look alot more involved than it actually is
That's brazilian school as well. Except for some exceptions..
High school to me is just a place where I just have to go to learn and get to laugh with my friends.
@@andrewj3671 that is not the norm
@@AwesomeGameVibes if its like in my country most fo the girls are getting plowed in the bathroom or after school lol so much fucking lol
I would've loved to have a teacher like you, who would teach me life lessons in the most hilarious way possible. Laughed my ass off watching this, thanks for putting a smile on my face!
watched this video right around when i first started high school, watching it now just after grad. actually clairvoyant
Video is only 2 years old. Highschool is around 4 years lol.
@@KingInkster nah where i'm from it's 3 years, but yeah looking at the date again i would have watched it around middle-late grade 10. mb am dense
>Graduates.
"Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time."
Gentlemen, synchronise your death watches.
Well, the moment has passed, back to _existencial crisis_
school doesn’t teach u how to be successful because if everyone becomes successful, who’s going to work the 9-5 labor jobs that run the economy?
Robots pretty soon
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 dem robots tuk er juubs
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 yeah but who'll fix the robots and keep them running? Not other robots since those will need to be fixed as well.
@@mojavecourier6987 I'd assume people but that's more the work of an engineer than a laborer.
Robots.
Honestly when i get stressed out with school this video clears my mind
The best advice I could of gotten I got right after I graduated, and that was “everyone in high school is just a person you practice on, no one will matter at all”. And damn if that isn’t true, instead of trying to build friendships that died out right away I could of built my social skills going around being a social butterfly, plus at the end of the day who you know tends to make a bigger difference than what you know. Especially when it comes to getting good jobs.
If I can give advice to anyone in high school now as an adult, try to learn some interesting skill. Pick up an instrument, learn to code, get fluent in another language, etc.
You may not have the time and energy to do it as an adult so you'll be thankful you did as a kid. Esp bc it'll make you a more interesting person when you quickly reach an age that genetics and puberty don't matter as much as who you are as an individual.
**Edit:** Glad this was good advice to some! I spent a decent amount of time in HS learning guitar and songwriting and I'm glad I have that skill today bc it really expanded much of my personal and social life, so I hope you find your thing
Facts
BIG facts
Thank you, I've been stressed like what I want to do in life n idk what but now that I think about it. I got all the time in the world and I will learn
lmao im too busy being depressed
Thanks for this advice
The frustrating part is to KNOW that I only went to school to go to university and that I am only going to university because the field I want to work in requires a master and quite frankly I have spent 14 years of my life with NOTHING important at all which I will have to do for another four years and my actual "life" hasn't even started yet... WTF.
That's how education works buddy. I am a neuroscience student and I used the last 3 and half years to get a degree in biotechs, it or biology being a prerequisite for this master I am currently in, and more than half the courses were useless to my objective.
BUT learning more can't be bad. That's why school to begin with is structured like this.
Sure, knowing a bit more about biochemistry and less about general chemistry would have helped me, but most people aren't sure about what they want to do with their lives, having education systems provide a general knowledge help them. Hell, it's from when I started university that I wanted to go on the path I am but even so I had doubts and almost changed my studies.
Just like for the general student learning about the powerhouse of the Cell won't be important but won't harm them, the same applies for your secondary knowledge.
@@Hyperversum3 I study politics with a focus on international relationships in Europe. Now, as you maybe know the general field of politics, like nearly all basic humanitarian scientific fields, is pretty wide so career opportunities can vary drastically - most people earn jack shit because they don't have a plan in this field but not only in that regard, I am a very special snowflake.
I was sure pretty early on of what I wanted to do, I know myself very well and planned all of this out very carefully. I knew that I wanted to study, I knew that I wouldn't want much to do with stem, I came to the conclusion that I could do something with law, economics with a focus on the Chinese market or politics, I chose the latter as the relationships with China turned even sourer and as I noticed quickly that while I enjoy law, I didn't want to spend my life with it, so eventually I made the correct choice and picked something I just like to concern myself with and figured out the best way to eventually make money in the field - not because I want to get rich, again, I deliberately didn't pick law.
Now, I am still studying and I don't know how the market will be in 4 years when I first really enter it but sadly, I lack an interest in something more practical so I made the best out of my talents. Regardless
I still had to waste years of my educational life with stuff that wasn't even reasonably helpful or in any way justifiable from my personal perspective.
I mean that in a pretty severe manner, I sat in my class, I learned and I haven't used most this knowledge ever since nor will I ever have to use most of it - fine, let's say that languages were useful, the basics were, of course, necessary and then I have like everybody some subjects which I genuinely liked. Still doesn't change the fact I planned out my humble current gamble with the knowledge I almost exclusively picked up outside of the education system while preparing for the finals which I concluded without much effort and I don't mean that as a brag but as an accusation. It was laughably easy. Like, the stuff that was difficult was my only (required) Stem subject.
I know don't have all the answers, it’s just that I understand "how education works" for me and I am saying that the system we apply can be highly ineffective and was partly designed literal decades ago, remained almost unchanged in many school systems on the planet and that THAT is a problem for me.
I know that it helps people to have a wide education but here is the thing - I don't care about others so much that I am willing to sacrifice YEARS of my youth for their lack of self-understanding. I still do not wish for them to make premature decisions, but you get my point stranger.
That's not supposed to sound arrogant or like an asshole; I am just frustrated because unlike most people as it seems to me; I had the thought that none of this matters with 12 and not with 20. I wasn't super bright or super gifted but I had the luxury of time.
Society is built by us cooperating and I know that people like to say that the lowest plank is the weakest part of the barrel but its 2020, better concepts could be implemented and quite frankly I study politics at least in part because I KNOW that essential things in my nation are going wrong and nothing has been done about it in years.
For the general student, having better-paid teachers who can and want to afford more time for them and their problems would have been a good start. Why I say all this with such with confidence? Because I had good teachers, I was good ( not outstanding in any way but I aced what I had to without much effort ) at school, I enjoyed my time there for all the wrong reasons and I STILL say that it was a huge waste of time regardless.
It's just... I don't have so long. In 20 years I will be forty. In 40 years, 60, in 60 years I will be 80 years old. And I still have so much I want to do. Life is short if you have plans. And I am afraid. Do you know what life is? I don't. But I remember a quote from a video of an old soldier about what death is I watched 5 years ago.
"Once you realize they are gone, they're dead, then what death looks like, is nothing. There's nothing there. There's a body there but there's nothing at all. It goes from something, a big something to the smallest nothing that there can be. It goes from dreams and aspirations to nothing. You know, you can kick it, you can hit it with a stick, you can throw rocks on it, you can do anything and it won't bother, 'cause it's dead."
ruclips.net/video/GxSR1VgVAUk/видео.html at 2:55 min
I am terrified of dying. So incredibly afraid. I can't afford to waste my time with things I don't do for me, for my loved ones, for my small insignificant world because I have no god, no afterlife, no nothing, this is it, this small worthless life that can be snuffed out with one moment of carelessness. Nearly the entire world won't miss me when I am gone.
I once loved a girl and for one sweet day in a fall a long time ago, I wasn't afraid of death. It was the single best moment of my life.
That's why I want to learn what I need. That's why in regards to things that concern me, I don't compromise. I can't. I would hate me forever if I did, I couldn't live like that and because life has no reset button, no second chances I have to forge my small story. You will have forgotten about me by tomorrow. And that's ok. C'est la vie. The greatest gift there is.
„Summae opes inopia cupiditatum.” - "He is richest who is poorest in his desires." Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He was probably right in more ways than I would like to admit. Life well stranger. Good luck to you.
Kinda wish that school wasn't mandatory for our first 18 years of our lives
@@hidinginyourcloset what?
Human life has the longest tutorial of all the known lifeforms on this forsaken planet, and the game isn't even funny when you start playing it
i love you Jakey, relating hella to this vid. thankyou BROTHA
This video is very comforting
I actually did learn about pigeon’s freak bodies, during my AP computer science class, there was a poster that read “Somedays you’re the statue, and other days you’re the pigeon” and that’s all I remember from that class.
That's actually deep as fuck
I completely forgot about pigeons shitting on statues so I was very confused here. Reads like a postironic tweet
i don't know who you are but i had the same thing in my ap cs class.
I had the same exact poster in my global 10 class
A lady has that exact same poster on her door at my school
was anyone else the quiet kid who didn't realise that people _actually hung out outside of school_ and you just didn't get invited anywhere? hahaha no not me what are you talking about :')
Your not alone, don't worry.
Sketching Studio yeah I’m ngl I still don’t get why people hang with each other for absolutely no reason, except for being bored
I''m still the guy that DOES get invited don't go at all. People that aren't my friends will probably stop inviting me
hahaha, pain.
I’m a quiet kid but all my friends go to different schools but we hang out every weekend, it’s kind of weird cause im a mute at my own school but on the weekends I’m chaotic af and is going to malls and arcades
Thank you for making this Jakey. I don’t know why but your stuff always makes me happy, but this one just hit me in a good spot on a bad day. Thanks buddy, hope you’re doing well