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  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey  4 года назад +10765

    holiday feet tweets - twitter.com/nakeyjakey
    holiday feet pics - instagram.com/jakeychristy
    holiday feet - my feet
    holiday kiss - my mouth and your mouth waaaaaiit what???? EWWWWWW!!!!!!
    :)

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 4 года назад +67

      You've got that pure boy outfit on.
      Talking about the wonderful experience that is online dating.

    • @rowkey4231
      @rowkey4231 4 года назад +31

      feet

    • @sydberetta4649
      @sydberetta4649 4 года назад +74

      What a Quentin Tarantino thing to say Jakey

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 года назад +3

      meow

    • @ChrispinCram
      @ChrispinCram 4 года назад +18

      Beard pics 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🙃😳😳😳

  • @fullmetalcris
    @fullmetalcris 4 года назад +8675

    Jakey really came out dressed as the white crayon

    • @Benass69
      @Benass69 4 года назад +153

      fullmetalcris I think the cultured call it “drip”

    • @ZenDragoonYT
      @ZenDragoonYT 4 года назад +33

      @@Benass69 which culture lmfao

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 года назад +34

      @@Benass69 "cultured" is being very generous lol

    • @DDRWakaLaka
      @DDRWakaLaka 4 года назад +1

      you dressed as yourself but even uglier so what were you aiming for

    • @simenknudsen01
      @simenknudsen01 4 года назад +6

      hella fire tho

  • @quandale9266
    @quandale9266 3 года назад +13010

    Jake talking about how much he’s gonna enjoy 2020 is the most tragic thing I’ve ever seen

    • @bateriayvr8988
      @bateriayvr8988 3 года назад +81

      Oh the irony....

    • @Bentzel75
      @Bentzel75 3 года назад +217

      Joel Frye it’s like that old cop talking about how he is looking forward to getting retired next week in all those cop shows. If he only knew...

    • @josephjones2513
      @josephjones2513 3 года назад +5

      Hahahahahahahahaa

    • @timewastetv7019
      @timewastetv7019 3 года назад +13

      He brought this upon us

    • @ameladaptivedaydreamer949
      @ameladaptivedaydreamer949 3 года назад +19

      Yeah, I'm watching this and sighing and crying inside -_-"

  • @PatrickMurphy2
    @PatrickMurphy2 3 года назад +3583

    Jakey: "I'm moving to New York in 2020, try and stop me."
    2020: "K"

  • @ThieviusRacoon
    @ThieviusRacoon Год назад +105

    That “bumble, fumble, turn over” transition has me dying 😂😂

  • @hephthalites1829
    @hephthalites1829 4 года назад +2780

    Every part of the internet can be a dating opportunity if you are Indian enough.

  • @grantmanor6642
    @grantmanor6642 4 года назад +1530

    If there's one thing to take away from this video, it's that not enough people played Max Payne 3.

    • @johnathanalvizar9820
      @johnathanalvizar9820 4 года назад +28

      It is a really good game.

    • @gamemaster2311
      @gamemaster2311 4 года назад +11

      God that game is so fun.

    • @juwanharris1334
      @juwanharris1334 4 года назад +9

      "You might not like it, but he spittin' straight facts"

    • @lRlSHBLADE
      @lRlSHBLADE 4 года назад +8

      Agreed, the shooting is way better than the gta games

    • @mikasaackermann8736
      @mikasaackermann8736 4 года назад +3

      Underrated comment, but it's also only 24 minutes old so I'll give it time. See you at the top~

  • @gabeisawesome879
    @gabeisawesome879 3 года назад +920

    NakeyJakey is one of those people who are just so charismatic and charming that the candid moments where he's laughing are even funnier than his jokes. He's like the only RUclipsr I would actually wanna hang out with. I just wanna get drunk and race go karts with him is that so wrong?

    • @johndavies2179
      @johndavies2179 2 года назад +7

      Nope that's not wrong 😊

    • @duderitoz6953
      @duderitoz6953 2 года назад +16

      If we all had a friend like Jakey, we would all be alot happier

    • @BerticusBersht
      @BerticusBersht 2 года назад +2

      No one asked

    • @alexp5569
      @alexp5569 2 года назад +7

      @@BerticusBersht I asked

    • @remingtonsloan8331
      @remingtonsloan8331 Год назад +3

      Bruh, he was looking for a girlfriend, not a boyfriend, yuh silly goose! Eeeeewwwww!

  • @kyu7206
    @kyu7206 2 года назад +143

    Jakey: 2019 was terrible
    2020: *does a higher backflip*

    • @utkarshraj1642
      @utkarshraj1642 2 года назад +7

      2021: delta variants, more deaths
      2022: Hold my warcrime and nuclear threats : P

  • @sam4744
    @sam4744 4 года назад +2770

    Please get a green exercise ball so you'll float.

    • @DJGreenscreen
      @DJGreenscreen 4 года назад +53

      Brilliant idea haha

    • @somatoth1048
      @somatoth1048 4 года назад +30

      You fucking clown

    • @uglybutton6099
      @uglybutton6099 4 года назад +60

      See this on every single one of his videos lol, wonder if he'll ever do it

    • @imfobk
      @imfobk 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @StreetCornersHD
      @StreetCornersHD 4 года назад +4

      That's nigahigas shtick bub

  • @koltonfrost5217
    @koltonfrost5217 4 года назад +1689

    You look like post malone off of drugs

    • @AB43TV
      @AB43TV 4 года назад +160

      Pre malone

    • @UltimaPowers
      @UltimaPowers 4 года назад +18

      Post Malone in Heaven.

    • @tedbaloogafakename3659
      @tedbaloogafakename3659 4 года назад +16

      Post malone on different drugs

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 4 года назад +1

      My name is irrelevant you Fools except post malone is a worthless piece of shit and jakey isnt.

    • @user-gd4ty2nq3u
      @user-gd4ty2nq3u 4 года назад

      what’s your name tho

  • @ConnorNolanTech
    @ConnorNolanTech 2 года назад +76

    Oh, that Sonichu in the opening caught me off guard. Can't even escape Chrischan in my comfort videos.

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr 2 года назад +5

      Bro his hearing is next week and Im still processing it

  • @Coolleenc
    @Coolleenc 4 месяца назад +64

    Story time. When this video was made I was freshly new at the dating app game. I spent 6 months being disappointed and grossed out by men on tinder. It had been 14 years since I last dated. It was becoming depressing and honestly down right degrading.
    I started noticing the trends. The lingo "here for good time not for a long time" kind of stuff. I found that profiles with lots of selfies had been the most off putting people.
    So I tried a new approach. Talk to the people id normally pass by. I came across a profile that had art work, someone's hand drawn sketches. I was like heck yeah, I like to draw too. Eventually a few photos in a saw a face, not a bad looking one either. Just a normal dude. He used silly pictures instead of bathroom selfies... So we matched of course, duh.
    He didn't hit on me (Jesus, you don't need to hit on people on dating apps. It's clear why you matched why state the stupid obvious?) We causally talked for a week or two about random ass shit. Meanwhile guys I thought I'd be into kept standing me up and just being creeps.
    My silly sketch dude always was consistent though. So we eventually decided to meet. He didn't drive at the time so of course I went to his house to meet him! Most people would turn there nose up at person who didn't have a car or didn't drive. Not me lol. Anyway it's 2019, we drink a few beers and watch a movie. The most my tinder match did was sit next to me on the couch. He didn't hit on me or even try anything. I was impressed. 😎 The night went on and it got late. I hugged him goodbye and drove home. Again nothing heart stoppingly amazing but also nothing scary. 🤷
    We talked for another week or so before we meet up again 2019 was coming to an end in a month or so at the time. We both continued to use tinder on the side with no luck. We just both seemed to be into one another. On our second date the sparks flew and we both admitted to ourselves that we found the one. Somewhere right before 2019 ended we became exclusivel and joined forces.
    We found love and we both agreed tinder sucked and we couldn't believe some how we found each other in a sea of crap. Lol. We didn't know we had a freaking pandemic ahead of us to survive. Times seemed so hopeful ❤️
    Anyway it's now about to be 2024 and we live together now and have a bunch of milestones under our bealts.
    I guess my take away is, when I decided to just give up on expectations and traits I thought I wanted is when I found someone worth talking to. It's okay to be yourself on these apps and it's okay to just bomb conversation and be weird because eventually you will find someone who finds that shit charming.

    • @vcdgamer
      @vcdgamer 3 месяца назад +5

      That's a lovely story. Congratulations on finally meeting The One.🥺

    • @marym1lky
      @marym1lky 2 месяца назад +2

      This is so sweet thank you so much for sharing :-)

    • @ravenkarlin
      @ravenkarlin Месяц назад +2

      Congratulations to you both! I’m trying to get back into the dating scene and have been a little freaked out to make a profile because of the disappointment I’ve had in the past. This story gave me some extra confidence though and a brighter perspective, thank you for that!

  • @ion_force
    @ion_force 4 года назад +4488

    "2020 I'm moving to new york" Yikes

    • @weirdisspeltweird
      @weirdisspeltweird 4 года назад +221

      "Try and stop me" someone took that challenge

    • @BROJANGSTER
      @BROJANGSTER 4 года назад +34

      -Eddy Burback

    • @neireannach
      @neireannach 4 года назад +29

      Me to but just to do a gainer off the Empire State Building

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 4 года назад +16

      @@weirdisspeltweird guy ordering the bat soup "challenge accepted shitlord"

    • @ChristianUrea
      @ChristianUrea 3 года назад +7

      It’s even worse now

  • @AbyssWalkerDraiden
    @AbyssWalkerDraiden 4 года назад +5909

    “Man, I hated 2019” ....well2020 has been great

    • @swampnuts265
      @swampnuts265 4 года назад +38

      How's ur quarantine going so far?

    • @edin5317
      @edin5317 4 года назад +17

      Its sucking pretty bad honestly

    • @ThatsJustEric
      @ThatsJustEric 4 года назад +11

      @@swampnuts265 binging all his videos at 2am

    • @percyjacksonfan10
      @percyjacksonfan10 4 года назад +32

      The Kobe reference also hasn’t aged well

    • @edin5317
      @edin5317 4 года назад +4

      @@ThatsJustEric same, need some of that 2000-2010ish nostalgia

  • @ElijahPickleFISH96
    @ElijahPickleFISH96 3 года назад +130

    I know that 2020 happened to all of us and messed everything up, but it’s sad to hear how many plans he had for 2020, yet only ended up with 3 videos and then vanishing for months after. I hope he’s okay and his return will be swell.

  • @orlieblalock9221
    @orlieblalock9221 3 года назад +7453

    Listening to him in 2020 talk about moving to NYC and how he’s going to recover his mental health in 2020 is like watching the character in the horror movie leave their phone in the car and forget their keys while the killer looms just out of frame.

    • @haleyrice216
      @haleyrice216 3 года назад +109

      And the theme from Halloween is blaring

    • @lepracybabe
      @lepracybabe 3 года назад +20

      Omg, I hope he’s ok.

    • @Nyc12u
      @Nyc12u 2 года назад +6

      This made me laugh

    • @Winford.Studios
      @Winford.Studios 2 года назад +9

      he did move to nyc however

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga 2 года назад +88

      More like the cop who says he's about to retire and talks about his plans for retirement and then gets brutally shot and killed

  • @ninjaswithgratitude5357
    @ninjaswithgratitude5357 3 года назад +1863

    I met my wife on runescape when I was 16. She turned out to be a 68 year old fat man, but love is blind.

    • @jackpd34
      @jackpd34 3 года назад +47

      Buying gf

    • @kanaka118446
      @kanaka118446 3 года назад +38

      Love is blind and so is your 68 year old boy wife

    • @Rael0505
      @Rael0505 3 года назад +1

      so true

    • @jamarionhines6168
      @jamarionhines6168 3 года назад +5

      OMG I'm so happy for you two

    • @John--Silver
      @John--Silver 3 года назад

      Just like my japanimation

  • @gunnargrubbs3123
    @gunnargrubbs3123 Год назад +13

    Cool listening to the Outro after he sampled it on Survival Horror. Also the foreshadowing with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in this video is crazy.

    • @terenceokane
      @terenceokane Год назад

      Listening to the track it hit me that I def watched this video when it came out. What a wild few years.

    • @gunnargrubbs3123
      @gunnargrubbs3123 Год назад

      @@terenceokane Truly!

  • @dumptruck3591
    @dumptruck3591 3 года назад +30

    Him being hopeful about 2019 ending is the best part of this whole video, because it's just so miserably ironic

  • @clydesdale1775
    @clydesdale1775 3 года назад +4207

    "In 2019, this peice of **** year that thankfully is about to end..."

    • @hannahb9671
      @hannahb9671 3 года назад +140

      The face I made at that line wasn't a pretty one

    • @bakermakingbread
      @bakermakingbread 3 года назад +4

      Lol, it’s so funny after New Years

    • @IGetIntoArgumentsForFun.67
      @IGetIntoArgumentsForFun.67 3 года назад +24

      top 10 word spoken before disasters

    • @Idiotboxxx
      @Idiotboxxx 3 года назад +9

      the line that aged like like the olson twins

    • @Exarian
      @Exarian 3 года назад +4

      People really need to stop assigning so much significance to years when its very obvious the things that made one year suck is gonna continue into the next one. Anybody who paid any amount of attention would know that 2020 was gonna suck... just not as much as it did.

  • @718NecroLeX
    @718NecroLeX 4 года назад +2610

    Jakey dressing up as Billie Eilish for Christmas

    • @The101Point1
      @The101Point1 4 года назад +51

      The bad part is he looks better than Billie

    • @who2495
      @who2495 4 года назад +39

      @@The101Point1 I don't see where the bad thing about this is

    • @jillweff
      @jillweff 4 года назад +1

      kingkobra *good

    • @marvinivancarbajal
      @marvinivancarbajal 4 года назад

      NecroLeX718 ruclips.net/video/nP7346EtlWU/видео.html

    • @myrongainz9765
      @myrongainz9765 4 года назад

      💯💯

  • @bradenoickle
    @bradenoickle 4 года назад +1182

    I just learned how to do backflips and I literally cannot stop having sex
    Thanks Jakey!

    • @derpedfox
      @derpedfox 4 года назад +35

      Instruction unclear,
      Did a frontflip instead

    • @Tatsujen
      @Tatsujen 4 года назад +26

      @@derpedfox oh no
      you've been unbirthed :(

    • @derpedfox
      @derpedfox 4 года назад +11

      @@Tatsujen *OH SHI-*
      _this user doesn't exist_

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 4 года назад +2

      So like, instead of thrusting... You do a backflip?

    • @shubhsethi2ndchannel88
      @shubhsethi2ndchannel88 4 года назад +1

      Dude there is a guy I'm scared of
      👉 #caslutnerd

  • @dylandavis6144
    @dylandavis6144 4 года назад +6248

    At some point Jake’s videos are just gonna be 15 minutes of him trying to tell you a joke while laughing

    • @aamirhus23
      @aamirhus23 4 года назад +16

      Lol the laughing was distracting, couldn't get through the video the first time I watched it, but glad I tried again!

    • @suiren5272
      @suiren5272 4 года назад +73

      @@aamirhus23 I'm sorry how is laughing distracting?

    • @aamirhus23
      @aamirhus23 4 года назад +13

      @@suiren5272 Imagine someone trying to tell you a joke but they keep laughing every 3-4 seconds? The joke doesn't land as hard or maybe you see it coming. It just wasn't the same for me as his other videos. Love Jakey boy though.

    • @dominikbury2
      @dominikbury2 4 года назад +81

      I'd watch that

    • @brujosx
      @brujosx 4 года назад +1

      You gotta probelm bro? Come thru. :)

  • @scooterwearssocks
    @scooterwearssocks Год назад +22

    I hope you got the sample clearance for this

  • @putrid2529
    @putrid2529 Год назад +5

    The girls who put "love going on adventures" have no actual interests, watched too many Disney movies growing up, and now expect to be swept off their feet by some quirky adventurous guy who isn't bound by modern pleasures.

  • @FoxGoalie
    @FoxGoalie 4 года назад +1708

    If that Raid-Joke actually turned into an actual commercial, i would not even have been mad.

    • @phillipk.dennison9131
      @phillipk.dennison9131 4 года назад +33

      I think it would’ve been even funnier if did the whole sponsor and then cut back to the topic completely off track like “Now what was I talking about?”

    • @TestarossaF110
      @TestarossaF110 4 года назад +2

      5:50 for the people who want to see that again :P (a lil bit earlier for the context)

    • @louiev.3367
      @louiev.3367 4 года назад +1

      I honestly would been so pissed and smashed my phone

    • @AlexPotvin
      @AlexPotvin 4 года назад +3

      That was gold.

    • @josephThaPimp
      @josephThaPimp 4 года назад

      Same, I want Jake to profit

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic 4 года назад +1400

    Why is milk teaching me about online dating?

    • @superduperjoi6800
      @superduperjoi6800 4 года назад +3

      Bitch imma cow

    • @superduperjoi6800
      @superduperjoi6800 4 года назад

      Its scary crazy not good for conservative paranoid family to have a guy fly from Germany to the us to meet you in your dorm for the 1st time

    • @zayster8899
      @zayster8899 4 года назад +2

      ngl he lookin kinda milky doe

  • @22pilots50
    @22pilots50 2 года назад +20

    Damn that sonichu bit has not aged well

  • @vxriiin
    @vxriiin Год назад +13

    i don't get no sleep cuz of y'alllllll
    nah y'all don't get to sleep cuz of meeeeeee

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 4 года назад +4534

    NakeyJakey? More like JakeyTakey me to Arby's

  • @Jacox98
    @Jacox98 Год назад +8

    I love how two of the songs off ROMCOM reference/sample this video

  • @alexpastrana4639
    @alexpastrana4639 4 года назад +30028

    Yes, 2020 is definitely going to be way better

  • @keith7261
    @keith7261 2 года назад +35

    I love this vid so much. Jakey just seems to be having a ton of fun making it, and its great as a viewer to be able to laugh with someone, especially now. I come back to this vid and the illegally downloading music video like its a monthly ritual.

  • @Go_away__
    @Go_away__ Год назад +10

    I'm not even kidding, my first date with my wife (when we were dating) was at Arby's haha.
    The beef n cheddar really sealed the deal man.

  • @piratepenguin5821
    @piratepenguin5821 4 года назад +1300

    You wouldn't have to deal with people like Jebeckys if you just give people like Sonichu a chance

    • @Billi_crow
      @Billi_crow 4 года назад +16

      Sonichu gets too much attention, the rest of us should get a chance

    • @aeon2784
      @aeon2784 4 года назад +10

      Sonichu is really good looking man

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 4 года назад +2

      Whatever you say Pirate Penguin

  • @antMANscochiey
    @antMANscochiey 4 года назад +2172

    Jakey out here lookin like a Clockwork Orange droog.

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 4 года назад +75

      Swiping right looking for a bit of the ol' in out, in out.

    • @rylee1686
      @rylee1686 4 года назад +3

      out here lookin like post malone

    • @OK-up2gn
      @OK-up2gn 4 года назад +31

      A bit of the old ultra violence

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +2

      He looks like a human smurf
      With that outfit on

    • @reidye
      @reidye 4 года назад +16

      One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy dirty old drunky howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts;I could never stand to see anyone like that. whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.

  • @LRBowas
    @LRBowas Год назад +7

    Hey Jakey I'm going through a rough time in my life reflecting on my poor life decisions, but I just so happened to stumble upon some of your videos and rewatched them, and they made me feel better. So thanks I guess.

  • @Caleb72301
    @Caleb72301 Год назад +8

    It’s crazy coming back to this video after listening to romcom and seeing all the influences he had at the time, the album was absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @mechabubba
    @mechabubba 3 года назад +3000

    "i'm moving to new york, try and stop me, you won't"
    * global pandemic *

    • @MortanAMrk
      @MortanAMrk 3 года назад +30

      why would you even want to live there.

    • @cpetersen6454
      @cpetersen6454 3 года назад +25

      he still did it too

    • @bradsully6620
      @bradsully6620 3 года назад +21

      @@MortanAMrk no shit. I would never live in NYC. No fucking way.

    • @roj6895
      @roj6895 3 года назад +1

      i mean he did

    • @tazy5883
      @tazy5883 3 года назад +7

      And now we got fires, and hurricanes

  • @PINKP0
    @PINKP0 4 года назад +3078

    GET A GREEN BALL SO YOU DONT SIT ON ANYTHING PLS

    • @itugamer5257
      @itugamer5257 4 года назад +33

      YES!

    • @tyjuarez
      @tyjuarez 4 года назад +49

      There is so much light spill on that ball getting keyed out, it's almost distracting

    • @patrussell7182
      @patrussell7182 4 года назад +9

      KemonoGalleria thanks now that’s all I can see

    • @ddaeguqt
      @ddaeguqt 4 года назад +51

      And make him completely dress in green so you can only see his head

    • @NaruTheBlackSwan
      @NaruTheBlackSwan 4 года назад +52

      @@ddaeguqt With a green ski mask so you can only see his eyes.

  • @eSsk811
    @eSsk811 Год назад +19

    Every time I watch your videos I end up in a laughing / coughing fit and my girlfriend always comes in and checks on me

  • @drblahs
    @drblahs 2 года назад +3

    that sonichu swipe right is now problematic, jakey canceled 2021

  • @LiveForTheWaterGod
    @LiveForTheWaterGod 4 года назад +4811

    I like when jakey looks like he's about to paint my house.

    • @jeidei8943
      @jeidei8943 4 года назад +60

      He looks like his dream is making his own coffee and eating gravel

    • @mugismtv
      @mugismtv 4 года назад +30

      I HEARD YOU PAINT HOUSES

    • @brujosx
      @brujosx 4 года назад +2

      What?
      .

    • @Viiniciuz.
      @Viiniciuz. 4 года назад +7

      @@mugismtv yes i do and i do my own carpentry

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl 4 года назад

      I wonder if he will paint my house....

  • @comhalain
    @comhalain 4 года назад +734

    INVESTIGATE 3'11''

  • @alicer8922
    @alicer8922 Год назад +3

    hearing the end of this video after romcom hits different

  • @TheGoodesBrothers
    @TheGoodesBrothers 2 года назад +1

    Bro I could listen to you ramble about literally anything for hours. You're the best, Jakey ❤️

  • @burunduk6420
    @burunduk6420 4 года назад +1118

    Aw, our Jakey is growing up and is starting to take notice of girls around him

  • @VicariousNick55
    @VicariousNick55 4 года назад +352

    I met my girlfriend through Twitch a year ago after randomly going through small channels on old games I used to play and I found her channel. After a month of watching her streams and being a member of her community I decided to reach out (but not in a gross thirsty way of course) into her DMs through Instagram and we ended up talking everyday for months. I lived in Minnesota and found out she lived in Virginia. After 5 months of talking via text and video chats, I decided to buy a plain ticket to finally meet her. I flew out to stay with her and her family and from first sight I knew I found the one. I stayed for a week but it felt like only 10 minutes and before I left, we already planned for when she would come visit me and two months later she was flying in to stay with me in my small apartment for a week. She ended up loving it so much that she decided she wanted to move in with me. Two months go by and I fly back to Virginia, pack up all her stuff in her car, and we drove 20 hours back to Minnesota in order to move her in. It's been 5 months since then and I'm currently back in Virginia with her and her family for Christmas and we could never be happier. I'm not saying that online dating will work for everyone, and long distance relationships suck major dick. But sometimes it works out and you may just find the love of your life. Happy holidays to all and I hope your 2020 is much better jakey. Love you man

    • @gabbo7101
      @gabbo7101 4 года назад +40

      incredably wholesome

    • @VicariousNick55
      @VicariousNick55 4 года назад +6

      @@gabbo7101 ❤

    • @demiank
      @demiank 4 года назад +6

      stuff like this gives me hope for ldr's cause it doesn't matter where you live or what gender you are, love is between people and people and mediums like these help us shorten the distance :>
      glad to see that it could work for some people

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr.9020
      @jimmyjohnjoejr.9020 4 года назад +1

      Epic

    • @disquiet-mind
      @disquiet-mind 4 года назад +13

      I was cheated on by my long distance ex-gf of two years recently. It warms my heart to see that it worked out for somebody. Best wishes to you two. Have a happy holidays :)

  • @cowboybeep3542
    @cowboybeep3542 2 года назад +5

    “2019 this piece of shit year that’s finally going to end”
    We were so naive. So unaware.

  • @Just_Pete
    @Just_Pete 2 года назад

    This is one of the best videos on the internet. I come back to this video so often. I love your videos Jake, really hoping all is well 🙏

  • @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286
    @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 4 года назад +1316

    remember when this channel was about the scholastic book fair and the host wasn’t jesus christ

    • @benzed37
      @benzed37 4 года назад +58

      I don't recall the last part

    • @StripedGoose
      @StripedGoose 4 года назад +27

      tbh I don't recall the first one either

    • @Minnevan
      @Minnevan 4 года назад +6

      He made one video about scholastic book fair so no, not really.

    • @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286
      @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 4 года назад +3

      Quinn Minnehan it’s a joke u clown

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 года назад +8

      @@skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 a shit one

  • @piratep
    @piratep 4 года назад +1047

    Watching this in April 2020:
    "Man 2019 was a dogshit year"
    Oh boy.
    "I'm gonna move to New York, try to stop me."
    Oh no.
    'I've been to so many funerals."
    OH NO

  • @themBoots
    @themBoots Год назад +6

    end of the video hits different after ROMCOM

  • @exzisd
    @exzisd 2 года назад +2

    I've watched this video many times and even from the first day I watched it something about Jakey's videos makes me laugh while simultaneously being nostalgic, sentimental, and sad. Now that Jakey is rarely uploading anymore and these videos have continued to exist in the vortex of time these videos still make me laugh, and inspire me in the studio when I'm looking to get my vibes up, but also makes me sad. We didn't know what we had before the music. I really hope you do what makes you happy and are successful in whatever endeavors you pursue. Even as it is, this RUclips channel catalogue is immaculate and full of some of the all time biggest bangers in all RUclips history. Also Jakey looks like a slightly different person, like a relative of himself, in other videos. I know that sounds autistic but it's just depression.

  • @dymoure
    @dymoure Год назад +6

    “Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
    Wow. I think I’m in love. I know so much about her now!

  • @user-jq7my2vl4l
    @user-jq7my2vl4l 3 года назад +3525

    This guy feels like your cool cousin that takes you to see his cool friends when your were like 12 and you hung out with him

    • @bluebomber875
      @bluebomber875 3 года назад +71

      That’s oddly specific but ok lol

    • @avenhob1476
      @avenhob1476 3 года назад +40

      Don’t question it

    • @danomak
      @danomak 3 года назад +18

      to many, he is that guy

    • @Undertak2000
      @Undertak2000 2 года назад +9

      that is so accurate!

    • @Skud_paimon
      @Skud_paimon 2 года назад +7

      And then he started talking about online dating??????????

  • @ln5321
    @ln5321 4 года назад +1903

    "I like to travel"
    "I like hiking"
    "I LOVE coffee/tea"
    "Adventure"
    "Live, laugh, love"

    • @legacyofvrak
      @legacyofvrak 4 года назад +61

      Plus a random basic pro-abortion line among these you just said

    • @logiarhythm6285
      @logiarhythm6285 4 года назад +109

      Don't forget: "I like food"

    • @gumrice9139
      @gumrice9139 4 года назад +68

      Npcs be like

    • @logiarhythm6285
      @logiarhythm6285 4 года назад +40

      @@gumrice9139 yeah, consider them NCPs - non-character persons

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 года назад +14

      WIIIIINEEEEEE

  • @MisfitOutfit
    @MisfitOutfit Год назад +5

    Listening to Romcom in '22 and hearing this sampled on the record. Priceless man is an absolute genius.

  • @DLatrice325
    @DLatrice325 Год назад +3

    in the same vein as people saying they like to "go on adventures": people who say they "love to laugh". Who hates laughing??

  • @ablationer
    @ablationer 4 года назад +616

    You forgot the biggest con of online dating: Interacting with people.

    • @millaarts4294
      @millaarts4294 4 года назад +33

      Oh yeah babe you are so cool and introverted and not like other girls.

    • @BlaZay
      @BlaZay 4 года назад +8

      This post was made by the antisocial gang

    • @Roxasedge
      @Roxasedge 4 года назад +1

      I have never ever seen that happen on online dating, so we'll count that as a pro.

    • @ChickenRieder
      @ChickenRieder 4 года назад +1

      Totally. I actually liked it at the start, but had to quit it just because of all the people wanting to talk.

  • @TheDopeSloth
    @TheDopeSloth 4 года назад +1491

    Take me on Adventures 🤪
    I’m here for a good time not a long time.
    420 friendly
    NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS 😡

    • @Th3Raz96
      @Th3Raz96 4 года назад +154

      And I loooove The Office omg best show ever it's my LIFE
      Dog Mom ❤️🐶

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 4 года назад +50

      Sugar daddies We're you at
      (Fucking gold diggers)

    • @Th3Raz96
      @Th3Raz96 4 года назад +13

      @@buildawall5803 hey I'm not into old women but ngl I'd prolly wine dine & dick one down for a phat allowance, depends on how much money. I'm gonna say there's a positive correlation between nastiness of the lady and payment required

    • @gemmitchell8455
      @gemmitchell8455 4 года назад +47

      Here's my favorite ready
      I have 5 kids AND THEY ARE MY WORLD! like why tf are you even here.

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 4 года назад +1

      The Dope Sloth yuh broh can i copy past this for grindr profil pls?

  • @andrewkent6402
    @andrewkent6402 Год назад +6

    "2019 Sucks"
    2020: Hold my Corona
    2021: Hold my January 6th
    2022: Hold my gas
    2023: Hold my eggs

  • @nicholasinzunza8887
    @nicholasinzunza8887 2 года назад +9

    Jakey referenced sonichu and kobe in this video. Said he hated 2019... oh dear god this video is old.

  • @squigg7107
    @squigg7107 4 года назад +584

    I got an ad for rich women over 40 who are available in my area underneath this video. Wish me luck fellas, I’m gonna shoot my shot this time. Thanks for the encouragement, NakeyJakey.

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 4 года назад +26

      Did you get stabbed, robbed and sold as a slave yet?

    • @haydenroberts1028
      @haydenroberts1028 4 года назад +15

      @@Mr_Fancypants sold in the ketemine trade, he was

    • @HaZyDaKiD
      @HaZyDaKiD 4 года назад

      shooters shoot

    • @Antiformed
      @Antiformed 4 года назад +5

      How good are your backflips?

  • @dinoblast99
    @dinoblast99 4 года назад +821

    If she likes adventures she probably just wants to play D&D...

    • @drowned309
      @drowned309 4 года назад +28

      My character is named Chazley Wench-Slayer, he has 3 intelligence and 20 charisma.

    • @sokushi2482
      @sokushi2482 4 года назад +7

      as in Diner and DI-ablo 3 of course

    • @branillo
      @branillo 4 года назад +4

      Yah, you wish “dinoblast99” 😤

    • @caseyhullfish1345
      @caseyhullfish1345 4 года назад +8

      that explains why they've always ended up just being a polymorphed dragon....

    • @pizzawithnofriends8970
      @pizzawithnofriends8970 4 года назад +1

      Damn, you're not wrong

  • @alinvlasceanu1593
    @alinvlasceanu1593 Год назад +8

    At 9:05 jakey can be heard teasing the next studio album he will drop in 2022

  • @DanBruhMoment
    @DanBruhMoment 2 года назад

    I love how you go insane at one point. You're such a great content creator, man.

  • @TKinfinity01
    @TKinfinity01 4 года назад +653

    Don’t forget matching with someone only to have them Ghost you.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 4 года назад +12

      Damn it's really that bad ?

    • @mcxim2426
      @mcxim2426 4 года назад +83

      Laugh at my misery. I've downloaded Hinge, Bumble, and Tinder and received 0 dates or connections. Those that I do match with message for a day or two and then get bored. Online dating sucks, love isn't real and I wanna die.

    • @mcxim2426
      @mcxim2426 4 года назад +29

      And yes I know it's probably because I'm hideous and not fun to talk to but you'd think there's one person out there on some app. But nah.

    • @TKinfinity01
      @TKinfinity01 4 года назад +17

      @@mcxim2426
      I'm on the same boat. With the very same apps funny enough. I'll probably be alone forever too. :(

    • @koedifortin9961
      @koedifortin9961 4 года назад +10

      Harrison Zimmerman yep, online dating isn’t really for average people and it takes awhile to learn that. There’s small success here and there if you really try for months but I find that it’s more headache than it’s worth

  • @lukestrevell6499
    @lukestrevell6499 4 года назад +296

    “I’m decently attractive, I’m not racist.”

    • @Zayindjejfj
      @Zayindjejfj 4 года назад +18

      "I too, desire to not die via consumption of Arby's."

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 4 года назад +6

      Sounds like something a racist would say

    • @Kizz217
      @Kizz217 4 года назад

      Luke Strevell “I like black guys sorry I had a enough of Vanilla”

  • @farisribbit1706
    @farisribbit1706 7 месяцев назад +5

    That ending didn’t age quite so well

  • @MasterEth
    @MasterEth Год назад +9

    Jakey is such a GOAT that he literally sampled himself talking here and put it in SURVIVAL HORROR! Bet I'm the first to notice lol

    • @coonyman10
      @coonyman10 Год назад +4

      I'd wager most of jakeys' fans recognized, it's an interesting artistic choice for sure.

  • @MrJigglebits
    @MrJigglebits 4 года назад +340

    Standard Jebecky Profile
    "dont swipe on me unless you are atleast 8ft"
    "im only swiping on you because of your dog"
    "I lOvE tO tRavEl" & "g0 oN adV3nTuRes"
    "iM tHe fUnNy fRiEnD"
    "send me your best pick up line"
    "i love pizza", "i love food" (no shit jebecky)
    says they love "the office" and "friends"
    "message me on instagram"
    "Be my jim to my pam"
    *Black crop top short jean pants*
    *multiple group photos with your friends wearing the same said outfit*

    • @g.s9943
      @g.s9943 4 года назад +4

      That was kind of mean. What did jebecky do?

    • @MrJigglebits
      @MrJigglebits 4 года назад +45

      @@g.s9943 only swiped on me because my dog was 8ft tall likes pizza, loves to go on adventures and watch friends

    • @g.s9943
      @g.s9943 4 года назад +17

      @@MrJigglebits your dog was 8 feet tall? Can you blame her?

    • @evanwhitemusic
      @evanwhitemusic 4 года назад +12

      "venmo me $5 and see what happens"

    • @firewizardrunepro
      @firewizardrunepro 4 года назад +8

      PULL OUT THE BLICKY

  • @bortnessundine2397
    @bortnessundine2397 4 года назад +208

    This is 100% true about "traveling" and "adventures". I've been using dating apps for a month and if I drank every time someone said that they love to travel, i'd be dead now

    • @taylorhopkins2588
      @taylorhopkins2588 4 года назад +1

      Bortness Undine ruclips.net/video/IUPmVo-YGyE/видео.html

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 4 года назад +1

      That little text box is always bs anyway but at least some are a bit more creative than all these adventurers

    • @n333k333
      @n333k333 4 года назад

      that's until they take an arrow to the knee

    • @improvwithlions4173
      @improvwithlions4173 4 года назад

      @lemon diesel yo...where the craft brews at...what's with all this light shite

    • @rgstever
      @rgstever 4 года назад

      I did just that, I ended up getting a liver transplant instead of sweet death.

  • @Bramazane
    @Bramazane 2 года назад +1

    it's almost 2022 (like 14 min) and here I am watching old nakey jakey videos because they're amazing.... thank you sir... thank you

  • @daowdedoe2034
    @daowdedoe2034 Год назад +8

    has anyone noticed
    be my meg ryan and ill be your tommy hanks
    (the sorority chant) i wanna go 85. woo woo.
    the end of this vid being the outro to survival horror
    maybe theres more but as soon as i heard romcon (aotd) all these vids came flooding back to memory and bruh.
    i just think jakey is a genius, thank you for reading, see ya later.

    • @ultra_exists
      @ultra_exists Год назад +3

      what if it's a romcom baby we can get away

    • @terenceokane
      @terenceokane Год назад +2

      been loving his samples, album is amazing

    • @godzelda123
      @godzelda123 Год назад

      @@ultra_exists be my Meg Ryan and i'll be your Tommy Hanks

  • @Blurns
    @Blurns 4 года назад +414

    If a girl's profile said she liked going on adventures, but her profile pic showed her holding a sword in one hand & a severed goblin's head in the other, I'd be all over that.

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl 4 года назад +8

      Noted. Lol
      I'm a girl and I'd love if a guy had that... If I was single that is lol.

    • @arpodyssey7913
      @arpodyssey7913 4 года назад +12

      This scares me because you both have the same profile picture

    • @thejman3489
      @thejman3489 4 года назад +1

      @@arpodyssey7913 That's what happens when you don't have a profile picture. It's the first letter of your username and a color.

  • @deivanarley7411
    @deivanarley7411 4 года назад +483

    A Dude sacrifices his girlfriend so we can get laid without leaving home?
    What's his name again?, I'm going to tell my kids he was Spiderman.

    • @Ankko
      @Ankko 4 года назад +1

      peter parker

    • @GeoFMFC
      @GeoFMFC 4 года назад +2

      I'll tell my kids he is who WE worship

  • @paytonranes5021
    @paytonranes5021 Год назад +9

    I would legitimately feel more comfortable dating on an app called pieces of sh*t for dropouts with nothing going for them like myself

  • @seojinkimactress
    @seojinkimactress 7 месяцев назад +1

    This should be your most viewed video honestly. You are quite good at explaining things at the level of people’s understanding and you’re famous for that but this is even better. I love your energy here. You should be more famous for this kind of energy because people should like you and sub to you for you shining like this. Don’t tell yourself that you’re obnoxious because you’re not. Don’t stop when you’re fire

  • @jacobperez7329
    @jacobperez7329 4 года назад +843

    Marshmellow man speaks the truth

  • @OMGmyFACE
    @OMGmyFACE 4 года назад +362

    I met two people on OKCupid. One wasn't into men, just any person wearing leather and we didn't date, she just offered a couch for me to crash on, which is nice but weird. The other one left me in the middle of the date when she saw I had cuter friends. Online dating is rad!

    • @sladikk
      @sladikk 4 года назад +16

      I met my first gf (I'm her first bf too) a year ago on OKCupid and we just celebrated our anniversary so it ain't all bad

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 года назад +11

      I mean that first experience actually sounds kinda cool, and that second one can totally happen offline. So not too bad.

    • @NatePropst
      @NatePropst 4 года назад +21

      Have you tried having uglier friends? Problem solved!

    • @ethank.6602
      @ethank.6602 4 года назад

      @@sladikk you guys are into freaky shit dont lie.

    • @ifrit35
      @ifrit35 4 года назад

      That sounds about right!

  • @dirtygerty577
    @dirtygerty577 Год назад +1

    i know im about 2 years too late but dude you need to make more videos man :P you are very talented at making these type of info videos... every one so far from you i have watched has cracked me up and also taken me back to the past LOL thanks for the laughs dude!

  • @tristen4142
    @tristen4142 Год назад +2

    Adding the halo theme and font to “2004” made me smile

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 3 года назад +4331

    I couldn't stop laughing at the "going on adventures" part. My best friend, I love her, but man ... she's one of those profile girls. She always says, "I really like going on adventures."
    And I've literally told her, "Guys have no idea what you're talking about when you say that. What do you mean by 'adventures'?"
    She said, "You know. Going to festivals, trying new restaurants, checking out art museums and stores we don't usually shop at, maybe going to the theme park every once in a while, a movie drive-in, a campsite, a club--"
    "Out. You like going out."

    • @lemonbread8019
      @lemonbread8019 3 года назад +635

      You want a real adventure? How about an adventure to my basement dungeon where I'm definitely not going to tie you up and keep you captive for the next 5 years until the police raid my house on suspect of methamphetamine production.

    • @vivvy_0
      @vivvy_0 3 года назад +160

      @@lemonbread8019 :(

    • @almightyrasen
      @almightyrasen 3 года назад +21

      Lemon Bread 👀 pause

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 3 года назад +60

      @@lemonbread8019 Ok Heisenberg

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 3 года назад +20

      @@lemonbread8019 Let's compare "adventurers".

  • @kudostymgs8780
    @kudostymgs8780 4 года назад +669

    I think Jake has the world record for sitting on an exercise ball the most.

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD 4 года назад +4

      ( )( )
      ( )( )
      ( )( )
      *ABZ FOR DAYS*
      That can't hurt the ol' dating profile.

  • @sarahw1371
    @sarahw1371 2 года назад +1

    when I am sad I always come back to this video bc it brings me such great joy

  • @arthropox738
    @arthropox738 2 года назад

    So stoked that those songs are coming out. Here's hoping for February

  • @rowanwoods6089
    @rowanwoods6089 4 года назад +1384

    Backflip gang

    • @justderp5713
      @justderp5713 4 года назад +1

      Incorrect

    • @xenon805.
      @xenon805. 4 года назад +3

      @Jackson Starnes kinda racist

    • @Majesticbudderbro
      @Majesticbudderbro 4 года назад

      Jackson Starns has a good point. I can only do front flips, so why not make an app for that? :(

    • @RileyCourter
      @RileyCourter 4 года назад +3

      I will win Jebecky's heart. No matter the cost.

    • @TheActiveAssault
      @TheActiveAssault 4 года назад

      Nope

  • @wowhowbizarre8176
    @wowhowbizarre8176 4 года назад +123

    I hate when these girls say they love adventures but I can’t rely on them to get a single headshot on these shoreline guys when I’m hunting for Henry Avery’s treasure, so annoying 🙄

  • @RyanDaRaikou
    @RyanDaRaikou Год назад +3

    watching this video after romcom released and hearing so many connections to the entire album is cool :)

  • @LotionEnjoyer
    @LotionEnjoyer 2 года назад

    Dude I love how you played the MW1 menu theme during the 2007 recap cuz thats when it launched

  • @slippinndippin1421
    @slippinndippin1421 4 года назад +81

    "40% of American couples now meet online, in Raid Shadow Legends"
    I for real thought that was a sponsorship. I've seen these ads too many times

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 4 года назад +1375

    The best parts of the year is when Jakey crawls out of his hole, picks up his yoga ball, and gives us some useful advice

    • @mrdoctortonberry
      @mrdoctortonberry 4 года назад +9

      I really need to learn how to do a backflip. Ladies love backflips

    • @karu6111
      @karu6111 4 года назад +3

      when jakey said 2019 fuckin sucked, I genuinely felt that.

    • @gamesbythomas
      @gamesbythomas 4 года назад +1

      damn bro he be spittin facks

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 года назад

      @@mrdoctortonberry we do....

  • @StardustProd
    @StardustProd Год назад +4

    Came back to rewatch this after ROMCOM came out 😍😍😍

  • @wolfwyvern5334
    @wolfwyvern5334 2 года назад

    I loved these videos, I wish i saw this when it came out. I was feeling apathetic about online dating and this video really boosts positive vibes. Met my current gf on pof been happier ever since👍

  • @rp6458
    @rp6458 4 года назад +638

    Damn that RAID Shadow Legends really caught me off guard and gave a good laugh lmao

    • @ohav3893
      @ohav3893 4 года назад +21

      I got an ad for raid shadow legends like 5 seconds later

    • @adamjamestattoos
      @adamjamestattoos 4 года назад +2

      @@ohav3893 I got a god damn Tom Steyer ad again.

  • @uniqueweeks8969
    @uniqueweeks8969 4 года назад +732

    “Pull out the blickey” I’m never getting over that😂

    • @samuelbadger4371
      @samuelbadger4371 4 года назад +1

      Omegle

    • @AngelofEresos
      @AngelofEresos 4 года назад +4

      Honestly, I watch this video, just for that part, pretty much daily now.

    • @JimboDandyy
      @JimboDandyy 4 года назад +1

      Honestly it’s my favorite part

  • @jarodhara3761
    @jarodhara3761 2 года назад +9

    That sonichu joke didnt age very well lmao

  • @Dicklefart
    @Dicklefart Год назад +1

    Came here to comment about his excitement for 2020. I see I’m late to the party. Hope all is well Jakey! Also hoping that something happened and you didn’t end up going to New York for the lockdowns.