The Evil Business of Soda

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2020
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    The history of the soda industry. How companies like Coca-cola and Pepsi use deceptive marketing and backhand funding to fuel the obesity crisis.

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  • @OrdinaryThings
    @OrdinaryThings  4 года назад +7419

    A shout-out to my fellow hydro-homies! Thanks for watching. Please comment, like and subscribe and stay dope. x

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 года назад +26

      soda addiction.. still better than addict to smoke, alcohol and other thing....

    • @ahkira1041
      @ahkira1041 4 года назад +102

      You mean water niggas. Hydro homies is the off-brand.

    • @KaiWolf18
      @KaiWolf18 3 года назад +53

      @@ahkira1041 They shut water niggas down, hydro homies is all we got left

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky 3 года назад +9

      >stay dope
      Ah, so that's why you're salty about coke, they don't add the secret ingredient anymore!

    • @thepakistallion9445
      @thepakistallion9445 3 года назад +4

      Soda addiction? Lmao soda doesn't have shit on reddit homie. Take care of yoself

  • @ccubsfan94
    @ccubsfan94 3 года назад +6840

    Coke: We don't market to kids
    Also Coke: Let's sponsor Santa

    • @ccubsfan94
      @ccubsfan94 3 года назад +11

      @Thunder Lightning I thought so, too lazy to make sure though

    • @HJima
      @HJima 3 года назад +133

      @Thunder Lightning the one who created Santas image in the US was artist/cartoonist Thomas Nast , whom popularized this image of Santa (his first drawing being in 1863 in Harpers Weekly). He is also the reason why democrats and republicans have a donkey/elephant representing their parties, he would illustrate this in his political cartoons.

    • @ascreen6786
      @ascreen6786 3 года назад +6

      @@HJima thanks for the facts

    • @bboard17
      @bboard17 3 года назад

      What’s the song that starts at 3:50

    • @johnnykeys1978
      @johnnykeys1978 3 года назад +18

      @Thunder Lightning Whilst probably true this time, would trust the CEO of a company that bottles land mines made from fur coats and elephant tusks before trusting snopes.... just saying. "fact checkers" SMH

  • @Krackerlack
    @Krackerlack 3 года назад +4970

    the moral of the story is:
    don't buy coke, buy coke stock and make money off of rising obesity rates

    • @Pickledill710
      @Pickledill710 3 года назад +234

      Coke stock is pretty good it’s really stable

    • @tonymoretti2347
      @tonymoretti2347 3 года назад +69

      Technology has created more fat people than Coke ever has

    • @drumyogi9281
      @drumyogi9281 3 года назад +248

      @@tonymoretti2347 That's highly debatable. Watch the lecture "The Truth About Sugar". It is very interesting.

    • @daoistsaintmasterofthenasc6220
      @daoistsaintmasterofthenasc6220 3 года назад +29

      Now I know where to invest once I get a job !🤑

    • @ADreamingTraveler
      @ADreamingTraveler 3 года назад +53

      that makes you no better than the people who are doing it. you're still profiting off other peoples misery

  • @kugashira1018
    @kugashira1018 Год назад +3328

    ''It tastes like having fruit described to you'' is honestly a brilliantly accurate description of all flavoured sparkling water.

    • @2pacfan56
      @2pacfan56 Год назад +45

      Like someone thought of a fruit in another room

    • @david2134
      @david2134 Год назад +26

      La croix is awful, but there are some brands of sparkling water that actually taste good, the main reasons being that they don't go overboard with the carbonation and there's actual flavor in them

    • @DumbFishes
      @DumbFishes Год назад +1

      Andrew tate has bad taste for water

    • @kevinhowery6060
      @kevinhowery6060 Год назад +9

      It taste like water and fruit were shipped in the same truck

    • @Tyler-lc3jx
      @Tyler-lc3jx 10 месяцев назад +1

      Spindrift is the only good sparkling water because they add juice not “flavoured essence” whatever that means…

  • @isaitorres1356
    @isaitorres1356 Год назад +554

    As someone who worked at Burger King during high school, it was horrifying to see people drink a 32 ounce cup of soda with every meal, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The food may be unhealthy sure, but what scares me the most is the shear amount of sugar they were bombarding their body with. Every time I made and gave customers their drinks, I felt like I played a part in helping spread the diabetic epidemic we have in the US. Thankfully during my time there I never once drank sugary drinks since I stopped back when I was 13.

    • @Junior-rt6xr
      @Junior-rt6xr Год назад +9

      my co worker is in her 30 former and man she would drink and eat mcdonald's eat week we worked and only has one kid that she hasn't seen in a long time. it's terrible that people can not see this.

    • @user-ix3yh8yt7r
      @user-ix3yh8yt7r 11 месяцев назад +4

      I like sugar.

    • @GolDFish-if1ov
      @GolDFish-if1ov 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@user-ix3yh8yt7reverybody likes sweets bruh

    • @user-ix3yh8yt7r
      @user-ix3yh8yt7r 11 месяцев назад

      @GolDFish-if1ov not a health nut.

    • @reglook1
      @reglook1 8 месяцев назад +2

      Plllleaseee

  • @despacitodaniel801
    @despacitodaniel801 3 года назад +4940

    After not drinking any form of soda for 8 months I can happily say I'm still depressed

  • @ryanshields2195
    @ryanshields2195 4 года назад +49724

    This is why I only drink organic, ethically sourced Mountain Dew

    • @CrypticRite
      @CrypticRite 3 года назад +1868

      Ahh yes. A man of semi culture

    • @derricksands7390
      @derricksands7390 3 года назад +1123

      Had me in the first half ngl

    • @h4nj0hn
      @h4nj0hn 3 года назад +1186

      My momma bottle fed me Mountain Dew and now, my cyborg teeth can bite through solid steel and I don’t need to brush...ever...

    • @JuanM.Rodriguez1031
      @JuanM.Rodriguez1031 3 года назад +811

      Stop killing mountains to make mountain dewc

    • @manicabawse2867
      @manicabawse2867 3 года назад +74

      Cartman approves

  • @romanmgelman
    @romanmgelman Год назад +151

    I stopped drinking soda after this video came out. It’s been a while. I now can’t drink it anymore without cringing at the sheer sweetness. I also lost 15kg!

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 9 месяцев назад +1

      Awesome job! How bad was the withdrawal?

    • @DesertSessions93
      @DesertSessions93 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@runed0s86withdrawal is your body's way of saying "you're an idiot, don't do that to me again look at the damage you have caused!"

    • @Lewtable
      @Lewtable 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@runed0s86 Personally I found it really easy to swap over to sugar free options instead and stop drinking sugary soda at all, didn't get much in the ways of withdrawal. The key is to swap to something that you normally never drink so you don't have a frame of reference for how it usually tastes. Though it might've helped that Sweden have a brand of soda (Trocadero) that is fairly mellow (bit of a champagne-like after taste) and honestly don't have that much of a taste difference between the sugar-free and regular option.

    • @EnderSnailz
      @EnderSnailz 6 месяцев назад

      Honestly, I wish I had the dedication. I just love my orange fizzy pop too much to give up.

    • @Bambino_60
      @Bambino_60 6 месяцев назад

      Pounds*

  • @CraftDayFriends
    @CraftDayFriends Год назад +139

    when I was a kid I've had unbelievable brand loyalty towards Pepsi. the reason wasn't even all the advertising for children thing, it was because one time i read the small text on the label and realized that Pepsi was basically made in my city. i then just always bought Pepsi instead of Coke because I saw it as me supporting the local economy

    • @spud7234
      @spud7234 10 месяцев назад +48

      I mean at least your heart was in the right place

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 9 месяцев назад +11

      a long time friend of mine works in a coca-cola bottling plant
      he gets free samples
      dude's 150kg, however, he is the guy who moves the crates around, it's all muscle

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 6 месяцев назад

      Lies again? Soda Cam Serve Country

    • @Bambino_60
      @Bambino_60 6 месяцев назад

      Uhhh… ok

    • @waffle8364
      @waffle8364 5 месяцев назад

      and also getting diabetes and kidney disease 😂

  • @tuuudes3449
    @tuuudes3449 4 года назад +3443

    "La Croix: It tastes like having fruit described to you"

    • @tommyjones7096
      @tommyjones7096 4 года назад +261

      This is my new favorite description of La Croix, replacing "poured over an apple at some point."

    • @Tuvok_Shakur
      @Tuvok_Shakur 3 года назад +19

      that made me cackle

    • @poolsclosed9898
      @poolsclosed9898 3 года назад +121

      “The taste of the taste of fruit.”

    • @dfko100
      @dfko100 3 года назад +26

      Made me so thirsty for a lacroix ngl top marketing

    • @redclayscholar620
      @redclayscholar620 3 года назад +110

      La Croix: If TV static was a flavor.
      La Croix: Tastes like someone whispered "fruit" to each can.
      La Croix: If Atheism was a soda.
      La Croix: Unfreshment
      La Croix: Because you despise yourself should you ever feel good.
      La Croix: The Justin Trudeau of drinks.

  • @Harv72b
    @Harv72b 2 года назад +3721

    "In 2017, bottled water sales outstripped soda for the first time."
    And most of that water was bottled by soda companies.

  • @myopiniondoesntmatter7068
    @myopiniondoesntmatter7068 Год назад +66

    Wish someone told my mother this in the 90's. Its great fun being T2 Diabetic before you turn 15 "because that was the only way I could get you to drink anything".
    Glad that we're in an era now where the same won't happen without the intentional choice from a poor parent instead of before where parents where either too stupid/naive to realise that it was THAT BAD for humans.

  • @mister_i9245
    @mister_i9245 Год назад +43

    A couple years ago I decided I wanted to quit soda. After about a week with no soda I really wanted one and I broke, and then I drank a can and it was awful. Soda is terrible and tastes bad and all it took was a week without it for me to realize it.

  • @asocialevent8168
    @asocialevent8168 3 года назад +4124

    “One third of people drink more then one soda a day”
    Me, who doesn’t drink soda, on my third piece of cake today: *fools*

    • @tonieeb9220
      @tonieeb9220 3 года назад +158

      You're so quirky

    • @j-rocd9507
      @j-rocd9507 3 года назад +58

      Lol I haven't drank soda for 2 years. I some pecan pie for breakfast. 😒

    • @elistzubiful
      @elistzubiful 3 года назад +43

      Same lmao, judging my husband when he buys a 0,5 L bottle of Cola while I buy cake...

    • @asocialevent8168
      @asocialevent8168 3 года назад +19

      Crimson _SDG oh my god thank you

    • @SEANIEHSHINE
      @SEANIEHSHINE 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣😭

  • @virgilthemob1242
    @virgilthemob1242 2 года назад +15831

    I quit drinking soda altogether and moved on to more diet-friendly options, like Scotch and cigarettes. Thanks for spreading the truth!

  • @PineappleStickers
    @PineappleStickers 7 месяцев назад +13

    The best part about soft drink is if you quit drinking it for a few weeks, it becomes genuinely offputting to taste

  • @lucagorosito3715
    @lucagorosito3715 Год назад +30

    I thank my parents for teaching me that soda should not be drank too often. I only ever drank soda at most once a week, on sundays, sometimes not even then. The habit stuck to me, and now as a grown adult I barely consume it.

  • @ohlordy4567
    @ohlordy4567 3 года назад +1890

    “How is this a child-size soda?”
    “Well, it’s roughly the size of a two-year-old child if the child were liquified. It’s a real bargain at $1.59.”

    • @michaels1326
      @michaels1326 3 года назад +161

      In all seriousness that's a steal. I usually pay 13 or 14 bucks for a single liquified child.

    • @funkyj3700
      @funkyj3700 3 года назад +80

      @@michaels1326 your liquefied child guy is mad overpriced. Mine sells me them for like 5 bucks a pop.

    • @snake9721
      @snake9721 3 года назад +64

      @@funkyj3700 i just do it myself cutout the middle man

    • @e-brian7286
      @e-brian7286 3 года назад +32

      parks and rec was so good

    • @electron6825
      @electron6825 3 года назад +5

      @@funkyj3700 "pop", also being a synonym for soda.

  • @hornick18
    @hornick18 4 года назад +2256

    The only way I would ever drink Coca cola again is if they use the original formula

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 3 года назад +23

      Same

    • @MiguelGarcia-vj7oo
      @MiguelGarcia-vj7oo 3 года назад +234

      The one with cocaine? Or real sugar?.. the mexican made coke uses sugar cane, not corn syrup....

    • @wisico640
      @wisico640 3 года назад +61

      @@MiguelGarcia-vj7oo I think they just changed it for cheap sugar too 😂👌

    • @dsvwtrbeytnryune
      @dsvwtrbeytnryune 3 года назад +10

      You can get kosher Coca Cola without HFCS around passover, as well.

    • @juanaloulehoux
      @juanaloulehoux 3 года назад

      @@MiguelGarcia-vj7oo u so basic lol

  • @kipechawolfeortiz8791
    @kipechawolfeortiz8791 9 месяцев назад +40

    As someone who chronically worked at a gas station after being a CNA worker, i remember one day where the soda machine went out, and i can safely say more than one person acted like an enraged CRACK ADDICT when denied their every day corn syrup water. Im extremely glad that even though abuse was part of my childhood, it prevented me from eating junk food and chugging soda.. I never saw the appeal, but seeing those people act the way they did without soda made me glad i didnt have a conventional childhood.
    Since growing up and seeing all the greed that comes in hand with corruption, it makes me even more glad that a cent hasnt come from my pocket to support that kind of unethical crap.

  • @furfoxsake1175
    @furfoxsake1175 Год назад +53

    I know everyone has their vices. But if you have it in you to quit soda (as well as energy drinks or other related products), do it. Can't describe it other than feeling so much clearer and sharper. I'm four years soda-free now, up to that point I'd been drinking it since I was in preschool. Blows my mind that my parents allowed that.

    • @bet-a-betta6468
      @bet-a-betta6468 Год назад

      Marketing worked on ur parents cant blame them for not thinking critically

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl Год назад +3

      ​@@bet-a-betta6468 Yes. Yes, you can.

    • @jaredsmith112
      @jaredsmith112 Год назад +3

      I quit soda a while ago and don’t feel any different but I’m sure my pancreas appreciates it

    • @AnArmoredMarch
      @AnArmoredMarch 11 месяцев назад +1

      If you drink energy drink often, try switching to either monster rehab or rockstar recovery. Those two lines of drinks only have like 2-5 grams of sugar in the whole can, like less than a tenth of normal ones. Even just switching to those helped me a fuck ton

    • @-aexc-
      @-aexc- 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@AnArmoredMarchyeah, since switching to rehab I've also been drinking a lot less monster in general. like from 3 times a week to once a month (and not at all when I'm not in uni)

  • @willcollings5681
    @willcollings5681 2 года назад +7767

    To be fair, soda should absolutely be outselling water. Water should be free, anything on the market should be outselling it

    • @STARMAN-it8zb
      @STARMAN-it8zb 2 года назад +621

      Water is free what your buying really is the bottle + convenience of use

    • @PeidosFTW
      @PeidosFTW 2 года назад +349

      @@STARMAN-it8zb then why do I have to pay for water in my home

    • @ForsakenPixel
      @ForsakenPixel 2 года назад +981

      @@PeidosFTW you are paying to have clean water routed to your home.

    • @Kanglar
      @Kanglar 2 года назад +467

      @@PeidosFTW Probably because you don't have a well and use water piped into your home by a city utility.

    • @ExxonYT
      @ExxonYT 2 года назад +489

      @@PeidosFTW you pay for the transportation of water from the city to your tap. You also pay for the collection and cleaning from a source to the city resevoir. If you put a well in the ground on your own property, its free

  • @Danidev
    @Danidev 4 года назад +7394

    hyrdo homies rise

    • @strangeanimations2518
      @strangeanimations2518 3 года назад +66

      Dani didn’t expect to see you here, a pleasant surprise

    • @Mossy-yk2cr
      @Mossy-yk2cr 3 года назад +90

      Soda isnt milk dani i think youre lost...

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop 3 года назад +1

      Uhhh

    • @SadToffee
      @SadToffee 3 года назад +15

      once again game man, hello, i find you and i must ask, why doth thou betray the milk?

    • @thebean3883
      @thebean3883 3 года назад +1

      Amen dani

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews Год назад +16

    I realised last year that my soda drinking was bordering on addiction. I've decided to cut down, and my girlfriend got inspired to do the same. I haven't even thought of drinking a cola all month.

    • @leahb413
      @leahb413 7 месяцев назад

      @TheDanishGuyReviews That's really impressive! I'm definitely addicted to Pepsi Max and I'd like to stop drinking it.
      Do you mind if I ask if you went cold turkey or if you gradually cut down. Also, did you experience any withdrawal symptoms?
      I know it sounds so silly because we're talking about fizzy drinks, but they also contain caffeine and sweeteners, so I believe the questions aren't too ridiculous

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@leahb413 I started with the hard rule "No new soda inside the house", and I've kept that. New soda means I don't open a new one, but I can finish a leftover from a party or restaurant at home. I then slowly started ordering water at restaurants, which was the most difficult. Easier thing was to stop drinking soda when hanging with my friends. Some of them don't drink soda, so there was no pressure. So that's a hard 3 days a month where I don't drink soda. I had some withdrawal in the middle, but I noticed I could stop it with a little bit of sugar in some form. I have lately made a game out of keeping a streak going of days without soda. Last week I hit a new record of 10 straight days without soda.

    • @leahb413
      @leahb413 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheDanishGuyReviews That's really helpful, thanks for taking the time to explain it all. 10 days is a great streak, congrats!

  • @prildeterjan
    @prildeterjan 11 месяцев назад +8

    I discovered this channel and I am so glad I did. It has that almost-conspiratoral-but-always-true tone to everything, a lot of secret and subliminal messages as well. I fucking love it. Keep it up brother

  • @cloudystarsatnight
    @cloudystarsatnight 3 года назад +1999

    Cherry-flavored Christ sounds like something you'd say instead of cursing.

    • @paulpeniscocker9223
      @paulpeniscocker9223 3 года назад +46

      Black Cherry Fizzy Jesus Juice

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 3 года назад +17

      I'm still waiting for a Christ MAX drink to be made

    • @dovahkiin_brasil
      @dovahkiin_brasil 3 года назад +18

      Here on Brasil there is a Soda called Jesus, gess what it's flavor

    • @PseudonymsAreGovno
      @PseudonymsAreGovno 3 года назад +8

      @@dovahkiin_brasil Grape?

    • @amysinclair110
      @amysinclair110 3 года назад +14

      @@dovahkiin_brasil hopefully not nails

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 3 года назад +2359

    fun fact: there is a town in mexico where coke is literally cheaper than water. as a result, it kinda became a symbol of their town, with their residents drinking an average of 2 liters per day

    • @andreaslind6338
      @andreaslind6338 3 года назад +592

      As someone who lives in Mexico that is not as crazy as it sounds, with Coca Cola you know it is clean and safe to drink, this is not always so with water. A company company will also try harder to get it's products to a remote village than a corrupt government will try to bring water to its citizens.

    • @redddyvistora8620
      @redddyvistora8620 3 года назад +79

      It's actually a whole state I'm pretty sure, called chiapas or something

    • @lsloan33
      @lsloan33 3 года назад +45

      Not true. But nice internet myth. It is true that sometimes the water isn't that clean, so soda (or any other bottled beverage, like say, bottled water) is the only clean alternative.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 3 года назад +220

      @@andreaslind6338 Contaminated water was the reason why the medieval Europeans drank beer and wine instead of water. Beer is way healthier for this purpose than soda, by the way.

    • @enrlichhartman
      @enrlichhartman 3 года назад +73

      @@lsloan33 is it true, in mexico potable water is a big issue in the whole country , and coca cola does a better job reaching everywhere than the Mexican corrupt government .

  • @nolanberollin1465
    @nolanberollin1465 Год назад +6

    Thanks to this video I helped convince my mom to completely quit a soda habit she had for atleast 30 years. This video has probably helped countless others. Thanks

  • @Inbush-cx6tt
    @Inbush-cx6tt Год назад +5

    Can we appreciate how well this video was put together

  • @Zenniverse
    @Zenniverse 3 года назад +2910

    I’ve met people who drink only soda and not water, it’s absolutely insane. Even when I do have a soda, I need a water as well because I don’t feel hydrated by high fructose corn syrup.

    • @intraserv3123
      @intraserv3123 3 года назад +103

      LMFAO right? Ok can of pop and a tall glass of water to go with that..

    • @BarnacleBoy42069
      @BarnacleBoy42069 3 года назад +377

      Same, I used to work with a guy that said he "can't drink water, gotta have some flavor" he's probably diabetic by now

    • @emeraldwind4897
      @emeraldwind4897 3 года назад +73

      Same. had some friends who literally drink coke as if it's water...

    • @cameronriddle4520
      @cameronriddle4520 3 года назад +135

      I'm one of the people who drink only soda and yeah it's a problem, idk if it's like this for everyone like me but for me, water legit taste nasty, especially bottled water (which taste like coppery chlorine poolwater), I can sorta force myself to drink water for a bit but not only will it never taste even decent, but I also get what I can only describe as withdrawal symptoms, loss of focus, massive headaches, a sort of itchiness that seems to be everywhere and nowhere at the same time and well, a general want to go back to drinking coke, I never really cared about my health too much so I havent seriously tried going cold turkey before but in the times where I've been out of coke for awhile Its always been rough, luckily other than being overweight, (almost entirely due to the massive amount of calories from the coke) I'm not suffering any serious health risk but yeah, I do need to finally find soemthing else to drink at least sometimes.
      Tldr: think people like me who drunk only pop for years have gotten physically and mentally addicted and were a bit boned.

    • @DixieSchizo
      @DixieSchizo 3 года назад +83

      @@cameronriddle4520 you have to find a certain brand/type of water you like. Spring water vs Distilled water tastes different and companies each have their own mineral recipe

  • @SethFowler
    @SethFowler 3 года назад +5694

    Tastes like having fruit described to you 😂😂😂

    • @cowbird3274
      @cowbird3274 3 года назад +55

      4:01

    • @a.t.4527
      @a.t.4527 3 года назад +3

      ok

    • @gabemcghee9378
      @gabemcghee9378 3 года назад +39

      So ig the sneaker heads all got this in their recommended at the same time.

    • @calebdonaldson8770
      @calebdonaldson8770 3 года назад +7

      Honestly! It's the same with Propel flavored water! XD

    • @foxprohitman
      @foxprohitman 3 года назад +3

      Le croix drink it!

  • @navbravic1355
    @navbravic1355 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Cocaine laced booze broth" is possibly the most delightful phrase I've ever heard.

  • @Couple-O-Ghosts
    @Couple-O-Ghosts 11 месяцев назад +1

    This was an amazing video essay. I subscribed to your channel within the first few minutes and look forward to seeing more of your perfectly critically comedic commentary.

  • @the_forgotten_shuttle
    @the_forgotten_shuttle 2 года назад +1689

    Sugar: "Death Salt"
    Cocaine: "Argument Salt"
    Nice, now I can't unhear it.

  • @od4407
    @od4407 3 года назад +821

    Careful now buddy, you’re on two billion dollar corporations’ watchlist now

    • @Zeyr01
      @Zeyr01 3 года назад +47

      Ordinary things didn't kill himself.

    • @maraivfrance2557
      @maraivfrance2557 3 года назад +8

      @@Zeyr01 who?

    • @Msn-bo8tm
      @Msn-bo8tm 3 года назад +7

      @@Zeyr01 who?

    • @tincanmaniac1931
      @tincanmaniac1931 3 года назад +8

      Coke is worth 37 billion, not 2 billion.

    • @emilpersidski
      @emilpersidski 3 года назад +12

      @@tincanmaniac1931 2 companies that make billions of dollars, Coke and Pepsi

  • @thecarnew5334
    @thecarnew5334 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is the funniest video I’ve seen all day. And what’s funnier is that you make it seem so casual😂

  • @haleysalter90
    @haleysalter90 11 месяцев назад +7

    THANK YOU!!!!! I’ve always had an issue with soda companies for the controversial use of aspartame in some drinks; I’ve also got issues with big cereal. Food injustice is deeply important to me and I’m so happy to see people sharing information on it

  • @attentionlabel
    @attentionlabel 3 года назад +1546

    "I'll have a slice and a coke, please"
    "Sorry sir, we don't have Coke, only Brad's Drink"

    • @girishmahajan3646
      @girishmahajan3646 3 года назад +65

      I don't want someone else's drink

    • @Yeezus69420
      @Yeezus69420 3 года назад +31

      Brad I heard has herpes. Don’t steal Brad’s Drink.

    • @parrot2134
      @parrot2134 3 года назад +32

      there's gotta be a Brads wife joke in here somewhere, but I cant see it.

    • @Yeezus69420
      @Yeezus69420 3 года назад +6

      @@parrot2134 I hate cracker barrel

    • @parrot2134
      @parrot2134 3 года назад

      @@Yeezus69420 lmao

  • @CM-db5cg
    @CM-db5cg 3 года назад +1481

    "it outsells water substantially" yes, because in most places bottled water is a complete scam.

    • @tvph
      @tvph 3 года назад +22

      yup

    • @wibs0n68
      @wibs0n68 3 года назад +112

      On my area, a bottle of soda is cheaper than a bottle of water

    • @thehumancomedy3891
      @thehumancomedy3891 3 года назад +33

      You're mainly paying for the plastic, I agree. Sometimes you pay for the filtration, though.

    • @WolfBotTaillour
      @WolfBotTaillour 3 года назад +1

      Come to England

    • @CM-db5cg
      @CM-db5cg 3 года назад +29

      @@WolfBotTaillour where'd you live? I've lived in Cheshire and Liverpool and both had perfectly drinkable water. In fact I've visited a lot of places here in the UK and never had issues with the water.

  • @brauhut
    @brauhut 11 месяцев назад +1

    Well-done and especially entertaining documentary. Thanks 🙃

  • @user-ku2yk4qi3r
    @user-ku2yk4qi3r 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love the commentary. Educational and entertaining

  • @daddydastardly376
    @daddydastardly376 3 года назад +654

    I feel as though this man hates soda, hates me, and hates himself simultaneously. Which makes me completely believe his point.

    • @theronstrong8765
      @theronstrong8765 3 года назад +10

      Well his point is just a bunch of facts

    • @danx7611
      @danx7611 3 года назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @jeremypowell486
      @jeremypowell486 3 года назад +1

      yeah this is what democrats do when they need to find a new protest, Like the "Super Size Me" guy who ate nothing buy McDonalds for a month to prove it makes him depressed and fat, But the whole documentary he just sat and ate,. he didn't exercise or do physical things normal humans do to never gain the weight,. These Thesis by the Left only have one Agenda, find a reason to be and Overbearing pompass asshole who is trying to ruin something for no good reason outside the fact they have PTSD because Daddy wasn't there...

    • @asmahism
      @asmahism 3 года назад +10

      @@jeremypowell486 ok... I see you are serious. God damn. Why even watch let alone comment multiple times if it’s leftist poopaganda?

    • @danx7611
      @danx7611 3 года назад +9

      @@jeremypowell486 lmao go to sleep bro

  • @iaw7406
    @iaw7406 3 года назад +787

    Should have said more about how they literally depleted an entire indian village's water supply. No water left for crops.

    • @darrylrevok9936
      @darrylrevok9936 3 года назад +66

      That is messed up. Have you ever heard about this? It was the only operation of it's kind ever used. "The Black Mesa mine uses *_groundwater_* from the Navajo Aquifer to transport the coal 273 miles to the Mohave Generating Station (MGS) in southern Nevada in a process known as "slurry." In this process, pulverized coal is mixed with water and then pushed through a pipeline."
      **The Black Mesa Controversy**
      www.culturalsurvival.org/publications/cultural-survival-quarterly/black-mesa-controversy
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mesa_Peabody_Coal_controversy
      In terms of stupidity and waste, I rate it right up there with "food for fuel". We were using CORN to make ethanol. (& still do, to a more limited extent) I consider it a crime against humanity, especially considering that we can use hemp to make ethanol & biodiesel, but it was illegal until the 2018 Farm Bill. Hemp is a weed. It doesn't need much water & can be grown in areas that aren't very agriculturally productive.

    • @iaw7406
      @iaw7406 3 года назад +17

      @@darrylrevok9936 wow. Thats corrupt

    • @rentstoohigh1587
      @rentstoohigh1587 3 года назад +2

      They should've used Gatorade

    • @darrylrevok9936
      @darrylrevok9936 3 года назад +12

      @@rentstoohigh1587 Or Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.

    • @rentstoohigh1587
      @rentstoohigh1587 3 года назад +1

      @@darrylrevok9936 couldn't think of the name. Good stuff ole chap

  • @adjustedbrass7551
    @adjustedbrass7551 Год назад +6

    I remember when i went keto for a bit and MILK started to taste sweet. To think that most people can't even tell how much sugar there is in things is sad.

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 9 месяцев назад +1

      my senses of taste and smell are unnaturally sharp
      i can detect people by the smell of their sweat
      i can taste stress-sweat, bucciarati-style
      i can detect the exact composition and amount of sugars and sweeteners in any given beverage , (adjusted to gulp size, so converting my perception of amounts to quantifiable data requires a measuring cup, pen and paper)
      i can detect the exact shelf-life of a mango by smell alone while blindfolded (have a mango tree, am sick of the smell)
      i am capable of sniffing out the almost exact amount of alcohol in ur blood stream, im not as good as a breathalyzer, but i am improving
      i can taste the lactose in milk, the amount of caffeine in any given beverage, i can detect the age of a pigeon carcass or horse turd by smell alone, as well as detect exactly how long the camel wasnt given a bath, with a 3 hour accuracy
      i can taste the mood of a slaughtered animal, assuming its relatively fresh (a boar i crossbow'd tastes better if he was killed in one shot) i can smell if there is any common allergens in foodstuffs, tho its useless for me
      i have to eat very bland foods or sensory overload kicks in and i literally chimp out, and i have been strength training my jaws (327kg bite force, which is comparable to a chimp)
      i have a lot of wierd talents

    • @Roy_lichtenstein
      @Roy_lichtenstein 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@God-ch8lq You are not daredevil bro 💀💀💀

  • @juricich6756
    @juricich6756 16 дней назад +1

    i always hated how gritty and dry my teeth felt after drinking sodas, and how it felt like it was burning while going down... glad i gave that poison up. the only soda i've had in the last 14 years was by accident when i thought a pitcher of Sprite was a pitcher of water. that was a nice spit-take in a busy bowling alley.

  • @oatmilkballs99
    @oatmilkballs99 2 года назад +3912

    My mom used to work as part of Coca Cola’s marketing division. She told me that on the days of the month social security checks would go out, Coke would put their products on sale, so less fortunate people could load up for the month. Their marketing is directly targeting the poor. I don’t know if they do this anymore, this is just what she told me.

    • @babysealsareyummy
      @babysealsareyummy 2 года назад +349

      I guarantee they still do this.

    • @namm0x326
      @namm0x326 2 года назад +60

      @Alex Korova it /is/ fulfilling a demand for low priced products...

    • @AnimeLover4Life3395
      @AnimeLover4Life3395 2 года назад +108

      Tis why so many poor people end up obese

    • @jpaola9659
      @jpaola9659 2 года назад +1

      In Mexico people die from diabetes because of too much drinking Coca Cola, sadly. There’s an investigation documentary about it on RUclips.

    • @sadhungrybutatleastimhones1862
      @sadhungrybutatleastimhones1862 2 года назад +253

      This is also one of the main reasons why America has such an embarrassing healtcare situation. You live to work, then you live to consume, that consumption makes you sick and in order to get healthy again, you'll have to work even more.
      People are so blind that they call this freedom. I cringed when I saw the ad calling soda consumption freedom of choice. The real freedom of choice includes the choice to abstain from this.

  • @sertu1462
    @sertu1462 3 года назад +773

    When they start putting cocaine and alcohol in their drinks again I'll consider drinking coca cola again, but till then, I don't particularly like drinking coka cola.

    • @neithancaban109
      @neithancaban109 3 года назад +18

      Don't mind me just giving you a comment

    • @sertu1462
      @sertu1462 3 года назад +20

      @@neithancaban109 Thank you, very generous.

    • @neithancaban109
      @neithancaban109 3 года назад +29

      @@sertu1462 I have once again spread happiness now off i go to be the santa of comments have a nice day

    • @theceoofcrackcocaineandamp9477
      @theceoofcrackcocaineandamp9477 3 года назад +11

      @@neithancaban109 nah man, I’m the Santa Of comments, get the fuck out of my neighbourhood you trespasser, I will legit call the police if you don’t vacate this comment section right now.

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 3 года назад +14

      @@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp9477 You are the Karen of comments bruh.

  • @SearcherRyan
    @SearcherRyan 8 месяцев назад +1

    Its an old video, but i wanted to state that the michael jackson and bill cosby jokes are fucking gold. One of my favorites from this channel

  • @bobbyjeangayheart360
    @bobbyjeangayheart360 6 месяцев назад +1

    “What they don’t tell is it’s a choice between extra large and king size coffins“

  • @RoastedToastedPoops
    @RoastedToastedPoops 3 года назад +785

    I can only imagine how insanely pissed off people were when they removed cocaine and booze from their favorite drink. I bet there was a massive riot the day after that the government covered up.

    • @Josh-oh5bs
      @Josh-oh5bs 3 года назад +76

      „Boo-ho,did somebody get addicted to cocaine?“

    • @kbbl102.5
      @kbbl102.5 3 года назад +7

      @@Josh-oh5bs tHe ReAl GoLd Is In ThE cOmMeNts

    • @Josh-oh5bs
      @Josh-oh5bs 3 года назад +8

      @@kbbl102.5 huh?

    • @kbbl102.5
      @kbbl102.5 3 года назад +9

      @@Josh-oh5bs it's a reddit thing I think.... observing how the best stuff usually comes in the comments. Your comment was good. That's all

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 3 года назад +2

      This is why I only drink the ethically sourced, slavery free urinate.

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald 2 года назад +1732

    "La Croix. it tastes like having fruit described to you." underrated line goddamn

    • @mertyuip06
      @mertyuip06 2 года назад +20

      How is it so damn accurate

    • @DarkFire1536
      @DarkFire1536 2 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @christinebecker5070
      @christinebecker5070 2 года назад +5

      Agreed - that made me laugh!

    • @Jabberwockybird
      @Jabberwockybird Год назад +116

      Some popular flavors
      - hint of hint of lime
      - shy watermelon
      - transported in a truck near bananas
      - a single skittle disolved in water
      - imagine like, a strawberry but with a low battery

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic Год назад +4

      I mean LaCroix is good tho, you might just need to get used to it. Whenever I haven't had my favorite coffee in a while it tastes all weird and bitter for the first couple of days, but then I get used to it and it's good again.
      But idk some people just taste bitterness more intensely, so I understand some will never get used to it 🤷

  • @xxyvng6831
    @xxyvng6831 11 месяцев назад +2

    Honestly soda just hits diffrent on road trips with the boys

  • @MarK-sf4gz
    @MarK-sf4gz 10 месяцев назад +1

    Love you bro. Support from Spain

  • @Elliedagreatest
    @Elliedagreatest Год назад +3560

    I'm shocked you didnt touch on how they've successfully marketed vitamin water, powerade, and gatorade as healthy options when they also have an insane amount of sugar and are also owned by coca cola/pepsi

    • @Galitinn
      @Galitinn Год назад +47

      Vitamin water 0

    • @tr4shpanda
      @tr4shpanda Год назад +339

      They're less sugary than soda and are meant for sporting activities as they also contain electrolites and sodium to keep your body running and get rid of cramps. However drinking one normally with your meal is not healthy

    • @MichaelVickers2007
      @MichaelVickers2007 Год назад +14

      @@tr4shpanda if anything to be a bit better get a zero sugar option

    • @Elliedagreatest
      @Elliedagreatest Год назад +49

      @@tr4shpanda I wasn't referring to sport beverages. Also, you don't need the added sugars but yeah I'm not debating electrolytes for athletes. I was thinking about those people that drink 4 bottles of xxx vitamin water daily.

    • @wolf19gaming55
      @wolf19gaming55 Год назад +99

      @@MichaelVickers2007 the problem with zero sugar options, is they tend to have the sugar components replaced by artificial sweeteners and some similar chemicals that are questionable on whether or not they are healthier or even more detrimental to ones health given there isnt much research surrounding the long term health effects of their consumption, the current consensus is to have very limited consumption of them, much like you would limit sugar, so it defeats the purpose of replacing the sugar in the first place since atleast you know the long term health effect of over consumption of sugar

  • @duckytree
    @duckytree 3 года назад +1359

    in my brothers freshman year of university, he drank soda and red bull exclusively. i’m pretty sure he got scurvy, which i didn’t even know was possible in a first world country in 2017

    • @MrBilld75
      @MrBilld75 3 года назад +107

      It is possible and more than people think with the trash Standard American Diet and makes sense really. Scurvy is a carb. eaters disease and has zero to do with meat, contrary to popular delusions and old myths. It used to be commonly mistaken (and still is) that eating nothing but meat and not getting vitamin C gave your Scurvy. Cause it was the "Sailor's disease" and they ate a lot of meat and got no vitamin C. Well, those Sailors weren't just eating meat, lol, they were eating a sugary bread, hard tack too.
      It was debunked when a researcher wanted to know why the Inuit didn't get Scurvy but ate almost exclusively meat in winter. So he did an experiment and the first attempt failed, because they were cheating and eating sugar and got Scurvy. Second time, he got more trustworthy volunteers who stuck to it and didn't cheat and they never got Scurvy. So your example makes sense, eat lots of sugar and get little to no vitamin C, it's a recipe for Scurvy.

    • @Thomas-qi7hx
      @Thomas-qi7hx 3 года назад +65

      @@MrBilld75 Scurvy is not a carb eaters disease. The lack of vitamin c was due to a lack of micronutrient-rich fresh fruit and vegetables. The calorie content of which is primarily derived from carbohydrates.

    • @MrBilld75
      @MrBilld75 3 года назад +10

      @@Thomas-qi7hx What?! Lol. Carbs. without Vitamin C causes Scurvy, lol. It's exclusively a carb. related disease and this is basic science. *facepalm. People who don't eat carbs. do not get Scurvy, proven. I'll cop to it being an overly general statement that it's a carb. eaters disease, but it's not untrue either.
      Of course, it's a lack of vitamin C rich fresh fruit and veg. nobody said it wasn't. That's how they solved it with Sailors, by putting citrus fruits on ships, so they could avoid it and it worked.
      Sailor Scurvy was very likely caused by stuff like hard tack bread and getting no vitamin C. And considering their meat was preserved, they weren't getting what little vit. C there was in the meat either, because it does have some, but not a lot. Cooking and preserving would kill what little is there as vit. C is quite unstable and lots of things kill it quickly and easily.

    • @Thomas-qi7hx
      @Thomas-qi7hx 3 года назад +62

      @@MrBilld75 carbs has nothing to do with it. It is literally just the vitamin c deficiency. 'People who don't eat carbs, do not get scurvy' is a wrong statement. Someone who ate exclusively meat or fat or both will get scurvy if they don't eat a source of vitamin C. It's not basic science, I've studied science at more than a basic level. Ask your doctor. Check the scientific literature you'll see that's the case. If you can provide some peer reviewed proof of that statement I would love to see it.

    • @MrBilld75
      @MrBilld75 3 года назад +5

      @@Thomas-qi7hx Yes carbs. DO have everything to do with it, denialist amateur. Far more than anything else failure on C and how it works with carbs. Lol. Well, duhhh Captain Obvious, deficiency can happen for a number of reasons. But in the carb. eaters case, they need way more C. than low carb. no carb. diets as carbs. are competing against vit. C.
      The requirement to prevent Scurvy is 10mg in the context low carb diets. The likelihood of it happening to someone on a carb. rich diet without vitamin C is FAR higher than with say a Carnivore dieter.
      Especially if the Carnivore dieter eats some raw meat, which some do. A 100g serving of raw meat has at least 25mg of C, more than enough to prevent Scurvy. The experiment that actually debunked the notion it was meat related, long ago, studied the Inuit and why they didn't get Scurvy. Even though their diet is Carnivore in winter.
      Like do you even know the experiment?! It actually failed the first time, because the volunteers cheated and ate sugar and got Scurvy. It succeeded the second time with more trustworthy volunteers, who did not and mimicked the Inuit diet. They did not get Scurvy. So don't tell me it's not carb. related, hahaha.

  • @anthonyhelms3917
    @anthonyhelms3917 Год назад +2

    So easy to tell what companies are hiding like soda and obesity. They always become huge advocates/investors into their biggest problems; not to fix them but, to misinform them.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 9 месяцев назад +2

    Lots of people probably drink tap water instead of buying bottled water though, I do (after filtering it), so comparing people who bought soda vs bottled water is a bit weird

  • @andrewberrocal2281
    @andrewberrocal2281 3 года назад +544

    Fun fact: Coca-Cola would never have existed if it’s founder had not been bayoneted by a union soldier.

    • @thehotdogman9317
      @thehotdogman9317 3 года назад +106

      The butterfly effect is beautiful thing...

    • @RsRj-qd2cg
      @RsRj-qd2cg 3 года назад +107

      Or if that Yankee had been just a little better with his bayonet.

    • @cheez-itman2784
      @cheez-itman2784 3 года назад +2

      Fuck the union

    • @cheez-itman2784
      @cheez-itman2784 3 года назад +3

      @broootal speak english, yankee

    • @DigitalApex
      @DigitalApex 3 года назад +32

      @@cheez-itman2784 First, your side lost. Second, yeah, man needs to learn better English. Third, fuck everyone. Lastly, this was a war that happened over 150 years ago. Everyone shut up.

  • @starfox300
    @starfox300 2 года назад +4322

    I grew up in Germany, when I wanted to drink Coke as a kid my parents said "This stuff is from American, if you drink it you will get diabetes."
    So I basically never drank it lol

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 2 года назад +179

      What about hamburgers cause that’s from germany

    • @LiamCameron77
      @LiamCameron77 2 года назад +346

      Good parents you have

    • @janbarenkatapult7552
      @janbarenkatapult7552 2 года назад +45

      i remember getting to drink cola along with alcohol age-wise

    • @johnsalchichon777
      @johnsalchichon777 2 года назад +51

      Were they wrong tho?

    • @homg85
      @homg85 2 года назад +117

      We're Italian, and my family had a very similar sentiment towards Coca-Cola as well.

  • @jonjonleija
    @jonjonleija Год назад

    Excellent video! So informative

  • @ThatsSoGiorgio
    @ThatsSoGiorgio Год назад +1

    This video is very bold. Very, bold. It has guts. You totally didn’t hesitate to cross any lines 😂

  • @AxiomaticUncertainty
    @AxiomaticUncertainty 3 года назад +1734

    "When Lebron James isn't working as a mouthpiece for the Chinese government, he's shilling for America's own red menace" legit the funniest thing I've heard in such a long time

  • @hotcoldman777
    @hotcoldman777 3 года назад +623

    *Get them while they're young, and they'll never forget you*
    Pretty Dark

  • @kimberlystamets6288
    @kimberlystamets6288 Год назад

    God this makes me want to sob it is so bleak. Thanks for making this well researched video

  • @flanthief
    @flanthief 7 месяцев назад +2

    In my home town our downtown pharmacy still has its original soda fountain and its one of the things I miss a lot. Its somewhere kids spend a lot of time and older folks too. I remember meeting up with my friends there as a kid and when I got older I'd order my perception medicine and wait for it by ordering a sandwich and drink. Nothing beats a hand mixed soda, so much better than bottled, canned, or machine

    • @joyanderson8646
      @joyanderson8646 6 месяцев назад

      I agree. I remember ordering soda fountain at Woolworths😊😊😊

  • @jeremiahar2704
    @jeremiahar2704 3 года назад +1073

    "Carmelized corn gravy"
    I can no longer look at soda the same

  • @ijneb1248
    @ijneb1248 3 года назад +365

    My grandpa served in world war 2, and his commanding officer was almost court-martialed for ordering an attack against a coca-cola bottling plant despite it being full of german soldiers

    • @noxabellus
      @noxabellus 3 года назад +78

      Wow that's amazing 👏 corporate corruption goes way back

    • @earlspencer7863
      @earlspencer7863 3 года назад +35

      Is there any documentation of this

    • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174
      @fastasgaupthebargaining7174 3 года назад +8

      Yeah guys right is there a article or something of it

    • @bigbay1159
      @bigbay1159 3 года назад

      Sounds good if it is legit.

    • @Sshooter444
      @Sshooter444 3 года назад +46

      @@noxabellus I believe all comments on utubes

  • @claussenmusic
    @claussenmusic 5 месяцев назад +2

    If you're wondering why food and beverage companies are allowed to act so predatory in the US, it's because there's no single-payer health care. Unhealthy people require more medical treatment in a lifetime than generally healthy people, and in a country with government-funded health care, the government has a budgetary incentive to keep people healthy and thereby minimize health care costs to taxpayers. When health care is privatized like in the US, that system has a financial incentive to keep people unhealthy and charge them as much and as often as possible for their health care. The minute I heard this explanation as an American living in Europe, it all made so much more sense. It's corporate interests, lobbying, and corruption that keeps Americans without an adequate health care system, and why American food is in general not as healthy as food in the EU, where the government subsidizes produce and taxes soda heavily. I would bet you anything Coca-Cola has donated to politicians to shoot down single payer health insurance for exactly this reason-- they know stricter regulations would follow once the government has a reason to care if people are healthy or not.

    • @sedrickhouse7799
      @sedrickhouse7799 4 месяца назад

      That makes sense.. thank you for the quick lesson!

  • @TheChev64
    @TheChev64 6 месяцев назад

    i discover this youtuber by this video and im hooked , watching more of your stuff

  • @RipperCyclotron
    @RipperCyclotron 2 года назад +778

    In Australia Coke ran an article stating that contrary to belief it was actually good for your teeth. In easy to miss fine print it followed as long as you brush your teeth afterwards.

    • @anthonyvanderpoel4272
      @anthonyvanderpoel4272 2 года назад +21

      Yeah, thatt'l really do your enamel good.

    • @chainsofgames
      @chainsofgames 2 года назад +34

      That’s actually worse than drinking it and not brushing your teeth after because you’ll scrub away your enamel

    • @humanperson4605
      @humanperson4605 2 года назад +1

      @@snackler6102 it is as long as you have a full re-spray afterwards °-°

    • @mertyuip06
      @mertyuip06 2 года назад +3

      Ah corporate propaganda sure love it

    • @adanflores4523
      @adanflores4523 2 года назад +3

      @@humanperson4605 wel there’s a thing called wet sanding and some professional detail companies do it to remove scratches from the car, but obviously there’s better alternatives like compound or polish, which is the same as wet sanding

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald 2 года назад +6225

    finding out that Pepsi was originally called "Brad's Drink" is the funniest thing in this entire video
    "can i get a coke?"
    "we don't have coca-cola. is Brad's Drink okay?"

  • @TrollBridgeMedia1
    @TrollBridgeMedia1 6 месяцев назад +1

    Very glad I found your channel. I at least like to be informed about my poor choices

  • @MegaDrainProductions
    @MegaDrainProductions Год назад +5

    I absolutely hated soda as a kid as I didn't like the carbonation. It wasn't until sometime after high school that I started drinking it. Even then I drank craft sodas as they had significantly less ingredients than the big brands like Coke, but still filled with sugar. After drinking it fairly consistently I noticed I was gaining weight and breaking out in pimples. After that I stopped drinking soda as much and pretty much only drink them during christmas time. Even then, I strictly stay away from big brand stuff as i'd rather have just sugary water and not a bottle of high fructose corn syrup.

    • @purplemindarcana533
      @purplemindarcana533 6 месяцев назад

      I want my CocaCola! I don't want my overegulation happy government choosing for me. We're now demonizing soda, caffeine & candy. More bans! In a frenzy driven by health obsessed zealots. Exaggerating the dangers of the products we love most. Please shut up & go away.

  • @xZyvon
    @xZyvon 3 года назад +1389

    "Get them while they're young, and they'll never forget you" *nervous sip*

  • @vaulttec5519
    @vaulttec5519 3 года назад +2698

    Yet people will literally sit there and laugh at my half gallon reusable water bottle like I’m the crazy one

    • @sirbilliam3455
      @sirbilliam3455 3 года назад +276

      Yeah, don't wanna end up as your pfp.

    • @McLovin-zf7wq
      @McLovin-zf7wq 3 года назад +288

      “You take a sip from your trusty half gallon reusable water bottle”

    • @dogboy0912
      @dogboy0912 3 года назад +43

      When? In like 1990? Everyone has a water bottle all the time now.

    • @vaulttec5519
      @vaulttec5519 3 года назад +56

      @@dogboy0912 i didn’t say they don’t? lol they laugh cause of how big it is ig? I’ve gotten it at theme parks, I had a coworker that literally every time I saw him 3-4 times a week would comment some dumb shit about it.

    • @dogboy0912
      @dogboy0912 3 года назад +95

      @@vaulttec5519 jokes on him. The best part about water jugs is they double as piss jugs if you drink it fast enough.

  • @celicaben4391
    @celicaben4391 Год назад +1

    Brilliant vid, just subscribed👍

  • @kathrineprescott
    @kathrineprescott Год назад +1

    Lacroix the taste of having fruit describe to you. I absolutely love that.

  • @pleaseuseOdysee
    @pleaseuseOdysee 3 года назад +448

    Coke used to have alcohol AND cocaine? The good old days really were better

    • @AshleyWilliamsN7
      @AshleyWilliamsN7 3 года назад +48

      Yeah cocaine in your drink and you can always come down with some good old fashioned over the counter heroin. What a time to be alive.

    • @sadyoshhours2769
      @sadyoshhours2769 3 года назад +23

      Now we dont even have silk road lol

    • @Ketannabis
      @Ketannabis 3 года назад +7

      I am seriously jealous of those who lived then, legal heroin and cocaine is ideal.

    • @xx3uddhaxx
      @xx3uddhaxx 3 года назад +12

      Right!? I have to buy my alcohol and Cocaine separately...

    • @bobbypom7018
      @bobbypom7018 3 года назад +3

      @@Ketannabis dumbass people are dying from heroine and cocaine and you prefer it be legal. You're a sad human being.

  • @justpretzel499
    @justpretzel499 3 года назад +475

    La Croix- “it tastes like fruit being described to you” lmaooo

    • @aeringothyk5445
      @aeringothyk5445 3 года назад +6

      That shit made me ugly laugh

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 3 года назад +1

      @@aeringothyk5445 ugly laugh 😂😂

    • @jamsanator0511
      @jamsanator0511 3 года назад +8

      La Croix taste like slightly flavored erasers imo

    • @ALegitimateYoutuber
      @ALegitimateYoutuber 3 года назад +14

      La Croix taste like how I imagine Water with depression would taste.

    • @bboard17
      @bboard17 3 года назад

      What’s the song that starts at 3:50

  • @violettracey
    @violettracey Год назад +4

    Thanks! I used to really hate the flavor of both Coke and Pepsi, but I kept drinking it occasionally for the caffeine. And I think I drank it more and more. And now it tastes good and I crave it. I feel terrible, unfocused, and tired like something is missing if I don’t get it. Anyway going to try abstaining for a few weeks and see if anything changes. This will be rough because I have been trying to stop and haven’t been able to. And note that I have gotten off of opioids (prescribed by a doctor but still had bad withdrawals) more than once without much issue. Like the first time I felt as if I was dying and the second time I got crazy anxiety, but I still got through it in a few days. I have a hard time skipping one day of soda.

    • @vanshvardhansingh345
      @vanshvardhansingh345 Год назад

      I don't know much about your situation, but if it's the depenedency of caffine is the reason you're unable to cut out soda, you can try to take replacing it with coffee. Or even try taking caffeine capsules. They are very cheap, and can be easily bought online. Caffeine alone does not have long term side effects as far as I am aware. Although if you're looking for a long high instead of a "high high" I think something like Yerba Mate would be better. I haven't tried it myself tho.

    • @violettracey
      @violettracey Год назад

      @@vanshvardhansingh345 Thanks! I am really trying to cut my caffeine use in general (chocolate is the exception) and only use it medicinally if I get a really bad migraine. But thanks for the recommendations!

  • @charbplus
    @charbplus Год назад +6

    It wasn't mentioned in the video but does anyone know how effective "diet" sodas actually are??

    • @atrustworthyfellow6887
      @atrustworthyfellow6887 Месяц назад

      not. artificial sugar still fucks your blood sugar systems. The artificial sugar intake is correlated to increase in obesity, but that's just a correlation. The artificial sugars damage cells and are known carcinogens as well as irritants to the digestive system
      the only real reason to consume diet soda is if you're diabetic. even then it's a bad move, but at least you wont pass out/die from 60g of sugar

  • @scottrulez7916
    @scottrulez7916 3 года назад +381

    Cutting out soda completely out of my life was probably one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

    • @powerfulcornelius3285
      @powerfulcornelius3285 3 года назад +43

      Yes, it’s probably the second best thing I quit right after cigarettes.

    • @craftpaint1644
      @craftpaint1644 3 года назад +11

      I easily quit drinking pop when I was 18. Cigarettes are proving harder 😐

    • @NiGHTSnoob
      @NiGHTSnoob 3 года назад +30

      @@craftpaint1644 Don't give up. I may not know you but I respect your attempt to improve your health.

    • @mrluthfians01
      @mrluthfians01 3 года назад +1

      I still Drink some, probably twice a month

    • @mrluthfians01
      @mrluthfians01 3 года назад

      Mostly after payday

  • @arnbo88
    @arnbo88 Год назад +1551

    I worked for Coca-Cola for over a decade and can attest that some sales managers would sell their souls in order to increase sales. One told me that he would like to see Australian school children drink Coke with their breakfast. He also stated that the a long term goal was to replace tea with Coke in China. Having to taste test this acidic product on a daily basis has left me with three gold capped teeth.

    • @joeyGalileoHotto
      @joeyGalileoHotto Год назад +203

      I can bet you that these evil executives that push people to drink coke don't drink it themselves or give it to their kids.

    • @AndriaaLeoLove
      @AndriaaLeoLove Год назад +6

      Guess You’re To Know About “Coke Adds Life” 😊. Does Coca Cola, Any Product, Have An Original Song These Days?

    • @PraveenSriram
      @PraveenSriram Год назад +34

      Coke and sodas 🥤 are nearly as bad as alcohol 🍷 and cigarettes 🚬

    • @richardgillette5759
      @richardgillette5759 Год назад +20

      oh my goodness, they forced you to drink that delicious refreshment and even paid you? You poor thing.

    • @barrybshrekson864
      @barrybshrekson864 Год назад +204

      @@richardgillette5759 nice try undercover exec.

  • @SherbertHusky
    @SherbertHusky Год назад +2

    I'm glad I haven't drank soda in a couple of years.

  • @LondonBrazilianDancers
    @LondonBrazilianDancers Год назад

    Love love your style🎉
    Fantastic

  • @connormoore1199
    @connormoore1199 3 года назад +377

    La Croix: It tastes like you're listening to music in the next room over

    • @zephyrous8155
      @zephyrous8155 3 года назад +3

      Yucky

    • @DMTruckSpotting
      @DMTruckSpotting 3 года назад +9

      Who the fuck even finds that stuff tasty.

    • @bboard17
      @bboard17 3 года назад

      What’s the song that starts at 3:50

    • @almightyxlou
      @almightyxlou 3 года назад +2

      @@DMTruckSpotting that shits fire honestly

    • @hunter-xp3nu
      @hunter-xp3nu 3 года назад +1

      @@almightyxlou carbonated water is a crime

  • @nathandias6771
    @nathandias6771 3 года назад +440

    There’s actually a soda in Brazil called Jesus that comes in cherry flavor.

    • @nicoledickson6099
      @nicoledickson6099 3 года назад +6

      Oh my goodness, you fr?

    • @JamKyt9
      @JamKyt9 3 года назад +19

      “Jesus loves me and my bros cherry flavour head to toe”

    • @marinanieto7670
      @marinanieto7670 3 года назад +14

      Yes it's pink and tastes like bubblegum but only in the northeast of the country is popular

    • @AJ213Probably
      @AJ213Probably 3 года назад +5

      Yall ever drink Guarana?

    • @blazinbuc99
      @blazinbuc99 2 года назад +1

      It's pronounced "hey zuess"

  • @relyse93
    @relyse93 2 месяца назад

    ive worked as an undertaker and i cant tell you how many freedom sized coffins i was bothered to lift and carry arround, the biggest one we had in stock was called "the boat" since two people could have easily used it as such and having plenty of space for all the fishing equipment equipment one would need to survive a week on high seas... and yes ive seen it in action once.

  • @jholeify
    @jholeify Год назад +3

    I quit drinking soda after freshman year of high school. Gained about 12 lbs that year and learned my lesson real quick.

  • @Dynastone
    @Dynastone 3 года назад +289

    After seeing you say that Coca-Cola is advertised anywhere where someone would have a good time, it made me realise that seeing the brand name makes me happy for that reason.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 3 года назад +46

      Pavlov was right.

    • @viperrr6886
      @viperrr6886 3 года назад +8

      Propaganda!

    • @SaturnBlade
      @SaturnBlade 3 года назад +17

      Its literally known in every country that has contact with the outside world.

    • @valentinom.4292
      @valentinom.4292 3 года назад +2

      @@Elyseon That meat is making my mouth watery

    • @thorthewolf8801
      @thorthewolf8801 3 года назад

      I mean, why would they advertise it with anything else? Oh yeah, I too would love it if they advertised it with a neutral or sad face, that would make me want to buy it

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 3 года назад +873

    I almost exclusively drink Pepsi on a daily basis, solely because of Pepsiman, a meme-tier mascot Pepsi refuses to bring back.

    • @adrianlombardo83
      @adrianlombardo83 3 года назад +112

      Even if that’s a very bad idea, I do admire your dedication to the meme

    • @thegamerkhan
      @thegamerkhan 3 года назад +43

      Then boycott pepsi until they make him come back

    • @pinkipromise
      @pinkipromise 3 года назад +5

      you must be diabetic

    • @santacatarinaball7091
      @santacatarinaball7091 3 года назад +34

      Finally a Pepsiman enjoyer like me

    • @mrluthfians01
      @mrluthfians01 3 года назад +3

      I miss pepsi

  • @SuccessforLifester
    @SuccessforLifester Год назад +1

    In Singapore, the health promotion board at times give out soda (sugar free) for completion of some healthy events

  • @ohshanana2397
    @ohshanana2397 Год назад +2

    This is why I stopped drinking soda and only sparkling water. Cutting out sugar is so hard. But the results are phenomenal

    • @lacosta0892
      @lacosta0892 10 месяцев назад +1

      You shouldn’t cut sugar from your diet completely, as your body still needs it. However, I’m talking about the sugars you find in fruits and vegetables; things like soda and candy are the things you should be cutting from your diet.

  • @logicerrormusic
    @logicerrormusic 3 года назад +231

    Imagine if Pepsi never changed name and still be called Brad's Drink

    • @mmmghool
      @mmmghool 3 года назад +17

      They should change it back

    • @CMGThePerson
      @CMGThePerson 3 года назад +5

      BRAD’S DRINK MAN!!!

    • @Meleeman011
      @Meleeman011 3 года назад +2

      it'd still be better than coca cola, and you could say that brads drink was so good the soviet union sold it's weapons for it.

  • @praxtron
    @praxtron 3 года назад +461

    "when they turn 12 I'm like a rabid dog on a... Something" yea, probably not the best way to phrase that lol

    • @MrBilld75
      @MrBilld75 3 года назад +18

      I think he was trying to draw that association, to emphasize how predatory they are.

    • @adamkiraly7866
      @adamkiraly7866 3 года назад +1

      A game marketing team member remind you :D

    • @chrisw6164
      @chrisw6164 3 года назад +5

      I love how 12 year olds are somehow not children in his world 🙄

    • @icypk6190
      @icypk6190 3 года назад +1

      like a pitbull to a laughing toddler

    • @LongWarEnjoyer
      @LongWarEnjoyer 3 года назад +3

      Yeah he was expecting that too go down with laughter lol what a Fucking tool

  • @Orangechairstudios0520
    @Orangechairstudios0520 7 месяцев назад

    10:53 thanks for using the backdrop of the moda center from my hometown! 🙂

  • @ericpainchaud
    @ericpainchaud Год назад +3

    i like my soda a decent bit, and this won’t stop me from drinking it, but sure as shit gives you a new perspective on how evil companies of simple products can be.

  • @beestorm7609
    @beestorm7609 3 года назад +521

    catholic church marketing "get them while they're young, and they'll never forget you" i almost spat out my water

    • @electron6825
      @electron6825 3 года назад +15

      *soda

    • @Riolupai
      @Riolupai 3 года назад +5

      @@electron6825 *coca-cola

    • @Rig0r_M0rtis
      @Rig0r_M0rtis 3 года назад +6

      water is the best #hydrohomies

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 3 года назад

      @@Rig0r_M0rtis who is hydrohomies?

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 3 года назад +4

      @@Riolupai Dr Pepper*

  • @ivancastro4571
    @ivancastro4571 3 года назад +858

    I spent like 5 years without drinking any soda and the other day a had a tiny sip of pepsi and it felt like drinking a shot of vodka lmao

    • @TuffleG
      @TuffleG 3 года назад +120

      Relate water is my lifeline trying to drink soda after years of water feels like poison I can feel the sugar and chemicals and it makes me want clean my insides with soap.

    • @saifulaimran8022
      @saifulaimran8022 3 года назад +18

      Currently about to go 2 years clean of any soft drinks. I'm positive that if I even have one shot of it now, it'll be like a sober person tasting alcohol for the first time in a long time

    • @user-is9qe9pe6d
      @user-is9qe9pe6d 3 года назад +14

      Vodka tastes way better than cola, and it doesnt even have a taste

    • @YasugoLiehu
      @YasugoLiehu 3 года назад +16

      @@user-is9qe9pe6d Yeah, but the burn feels good. At least hard liquors feel invigorating to drink; soda feels like drinking fizzy slag, comparatively.

    • @esk5646
      @esk5646 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, occasionally I’ll have a soda but I always need to have it with ice so that it gets diluted, drinking straight from the can is headache inducing. It’s scary how some people are saying soda makes water taste bad, like to me at least, water tastes so good.

  • @treasurethetime2463
    @treasurethetime2463 Год назад +1

    The bloody big gulp. Geez I remember that. Should have been a felony.