cooking food with fireworks (gone tasty)
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in this video my brother and i do a little cooking with fireworks outside and it is very safe i think
edited by sabrina! / xxsabrinuhxx
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this silly stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. 
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if you would like some of the food we made, follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets and i will fax some to you.
ok
Is it medium rare?
Sure why not
Hi gus
Thank you for the joy you bring to everyday life
Mom accidentally ate the steak help
Did she approve
Vision test seems appropriate to start with
its exploding with flavors
Is she a firework?
Ooooo... oh no! It's she ok? That sounds like it would taste really bad. Oooo...ohhh... yucky! Is she ok? Is there anything I can do? Ooohhh I'm so sorry. 😬
Gus really manages to come through every once in a while with the kind of content you would see made by some random Midwestern guy in 2006
I was 100% thinking the same thing.
ik and i love it
In 2006, surely he himself was some random midwestern guy in 2006
For the full effect, watch this in 240p
Yeh, aka every once in a while his videos kinda suck ngl 😅 still a legend tho
Sven absolutely sniping those kraft singles is tremendous
The fuckin what? non american moment
@@altrag3748 spam but cheese
@@dreae4531 oh the cheese slices
If there's ever a forest fire in the midwest, I think we know who's responsible.
Joe
Forest? Midwest?
Climate change
Wisconsin
Really who
He goes from saying, “I feel more and more out of touch with this place” to tossing sliced cheese and hitting it with Roman candles. He will always be a Midwesterner at heart.
This is what I thought. He says he is out of touch with the Midwest, but then makes a 10 minute video that has more Midwestern vibes than a fuckin Southern Missouri funk country punk rock band.
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch 21st century schizoid man
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch thats crazy man
@@jackdaw7792 cultured
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch I don't see the relevance here
“They didn’t even ID me when I bought these” as though gus doesn’t do everything in his power to appear 49 years old
I was thinking more in the security kind of concern, it’s basically a box of explosives
@@m1k3y48 grenade firework
I read this comment when he said this
...4-9 😆
@@m1k3y48 amrica
Someone should tell Sven you can't make yo momma jokes at your brother
That's the best time to make yo mamma jokes
That's why you do that when two siblings are together, two for one special
Wym, my brothers and I constantly crack yo mama jokes
My mom made a yo mamma joke at me, it was kind of confusing
@@djdishwasher "Ooh, self burn, those are rare."
"They didn't even ID me when I bought these."
That's because you look 40, Gus
Gus looks 20 and 40 at the same time somehow
@@chrisrose2767 And can look like a 16 year old girl
Those white new balance shoes basically ID you as a 40 year old anyways.
@@chrisrose2767 I swear i thought he was 30 lmfao
@@Real_Mick3y6 Wut Da Eff. Your hitting incest levels mate
This is one of those videos where you can tell Mom's not home.
Yep, she would be yelling at them. Then again, that would be funny too.
@@bubbie3533 Yeah. Good ol' Mom _"Apple Hucking"_ Johnson.
Deborah Johnson did not approve this video.
There’s no way this could’ve gone wrong
shut up checkmark
@@26mic dont advertise
@@26mic i was about to say something about the self promo but i watched the youtube apology video and its funny asf
None at all
@@gracefvl. r.i.p MF DOOM
This is unironically one of the most American things I've ever seen, especially with Sven dissing British cuisine and Guys mentioning they didn't ID him for basically purchasing weapons.
They definitely would have done this regardless of whether they were filming.
*IMBIAMBA JONES HEAD NOD*
Sven: “Wrong video” 😂😂😂
so funny. i love imbi
i liked that NOD to imbi
6:11
Imbiamba jombes*
Yeah haha i was about to comment this
Gus starts going into imbiamba character.
Sven: “wrong video”
😂
This entire video was about teenaged imbiamba
This might be illegal but my uncle may or may not have blown up a water Mellon with a quarter stick of dynamite. It may or may not have fucking disintegrated
See, those are type proper "fireworks". If you're quarter stick isn't just a colorful frag, you're doing something wrong.
M-80s man. They're a ton of fun.
I love when gus points at the other steak like Imbiamba Jomes and Sven just says “wrong video,” what a great line
I feel like Gus occasionally regresses to Imbiamba
I feel like Mr and Mrs Johnson weren't home for this.
i was waiting for him to get lectured but nope
Pretty sure their dad was shooting the second camera during the firework perspective cam shot.
@@lisazdvoru1660 that or Thor
@@friendlyneigborhoodbean Sven says, "Dad, look!" at 3:34.
@@lisazdvoru1660 that's not another camera it's just the firework cam zoomed in
"we are not here to waste your time" 10s later: "panini dont u be a little weenie"
wOaH! tWo SeLf PrOmOtErS oN tHe SaMe CoMmEnT sEcTiOn!?
Stop it 😡
“I feel more out of touch with this place every time I come back” is such a raw sentence that beautifully explains the emotions of every college educated person from rural America
The only thing that could make this more American is if the Star Spangled Banner played really quietly in the background
“I feel more out of touch with this place every time I come back” is not the truth I imagined to find in a video of of guys cooking with fireworks
Gus has mastered the art of being genuine when he's not trying to.
It's almost like leaving the area where you are born and raised will give you a better perspective on what the world is REALLY like, and most people who live in bumfuck towns in Wisconsin have never traveled more than 100 miles from their house. Gus is a RARE exception. He wasn't indoctrinated into the hardcore right wing religious cult that dominates said towns.
@@DeadlyDanDaMan k
@@DeadlyDanDaMan gotem
@@DeadlyDanDaMan Lmao I'm pretty leftist but shit bro
gus: points at something he wants
sven: wrong video
*imbiamba jombes flashbacks*
imbiamba jombes is the best thing that happened to internet
He didnt point at the horses though cuz mom probably let them all die again
@about you this guy is back again
@@inertboi honestly so true
"I don't know, I can't crack it using conventional methods, I will have to use pyrotechnical displays to open this beautiful treat"
6:10 glimpse of Imbiana
Sven: “wrong video”
Gordon Ramsay: “Just a touch of fire crackers”
And a just a touch of olive oil
JUST A TOUCH mmmmmf
@@lunarfilms_bricolage bloody mazin’
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch ?
Just a touch, of course
When girls say “I like guys who can cook”
Guys who can cook:
Beautiful
Can /-/ should
haha
@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro i watch ur videoss. Love ur chaneII
Hey bud, what's with the Jeffrey Dahmer pfp?
Gus *points and shakes head like imbiamba jombes*
Sven “wrong video”
Gets me every time
It’s hard to tell how much of this is acting, and how much is them just having a blast (pun intended)
Gus: "I'm the brains of this operation"
Also Gus: *places himself in the firing range of a cluster roman candle*
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch okay?
Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Sven shot a slice of cheese out of the air with a flippin' roman candle?
Thats why cluster Roman candles are the ultimate kitchen tool
country boys make do
I for one am impressed
Perfect aim!
“It doesn’t have beans in it? Gross” you got hotdog chili
The way Gus says “wawtermelon” gives me life because that’s exactly how I say it
Remember when Dewey's hamster escaped on Malcolm in the Middle, and then you could see it in like every episode afterwards for just a quick second in the background? That's what I'd like to see done with this beanless chili can you sent rolling away, hahah.
Yes
🤣 I love that so much!
Love the random MitM reference. ✌🏾
Aw, I forgot about that!
I laughed so good I got a cramp because I'm dehydrated 😆. fingers crossed 🤞
“We’re not here to waste your time”
I appreciate you not putting 3 minutes of blabber before the hard hitting content I came here for.
The best cooking channels just get to the recipe
@@jakeb6703 the best cooking websites make a 7000 word essay about how their past life hs been so shit and depressing and how they became a chef before the actual recipe
@@jakeb6703 ikr, I hate those websites so much, like give me the stupid recipe I don't care about your dramatic sad life story or how keto saved your life
Now that's America. It's what the forefathers would have wanted.
I want them to invite their family over for a "cookout" and then just serve them things cooked with fireworks to see their reactions.
So excited to show you LA fireworks.
sabrina joined the chat
now all we need is momma and papa johnson to write a comment 😊
LA?
California fireworks are literally just big sparklers
Ah yes the place that is Cali a place where you cant even legally own fun fireworks or pretty much anything else thats fun but its good thing those laws stop people from still having fireworks and such lol.
You mean the fucking fireballs that malfunction?
This is the true meaning of “Boys Night”
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear av
This brought back memories of being a lil Sconnie trash bag in a rural town shooting roman candles at my brothers in the junkyard nextdoor. Thank you honestly my soul needed this.
3:13 "this cheeses not gonna melt in the bolgne sandwich alone / I think we're gonna have to find a different way to heat this cheese up" this line but in Eminem's voice
"They didn't even ID me" had me off the couch
'murica
I can imagine anyone poking their head around their brother’s doorframe and saying “hey you wanna go out in the yard and try to blow up some food with fireworks” because it just is the ultimate “bullshit you convince your brother into doing” activity lmao
Absolutely! 😅
Absolutely! 😅
Absolutely! 😅
Absolutely! 😅
Absolutely! 😅
Ah yes, this clearly satirical video is so dangerous that it must not be promoted. BUT 5 minute crafts "instructional" video about poaching an egg in the microwave, encouraging kids to give themselves life changing burns on their faces isnt dangerous and should be promoted.... RUclips logic
sue 5 minute crafts
Don't forget RUclips promoted the video encouraging children to eat bleach on strawberries
😐
@@BankruptMonkey I mean, if they're stupid enough to actually do it. Maybe the world wouldn't be worse-off without them.
@@spankyjeffro5320 Normally I'd agree strongly, but videos aimed at young children shouldn't tell those young kids it's safe to drink poison. A lot of the most dangerous things on 5 min crafts, including bleach strawberries, is on their kid's channel that is even shown on the RUclips Kids app for really little ones.
i love the almost crossover but it was shut down with a “wrong video”
Blows stuff up
Sees the helicopter
“Do you think those two events were related?”
I’m dead
I saw this and thought "Didn't he do something like this a while back" and sure enough. You did a video like this 3 years ago. now you've done it again, with better sound quality.
Sven: boogery mash is my favorite British cuisine
British people: yur going to av' to be a lot mor' specific
Ooooh so THAT is what those 14 years old meant when they said they were going to "toss my mom's salad"!
Well shucks, this is way better than I thought it meant!
The true American dream is cooking your toast any dang way you want
I was 100% sure he was gonna shoot Gus with the Roman candle, also, as someone who had parents who taught a ton of firework safety..... You guys somehow successfully threw *everyone* of those points out the window.
Rules must be broken in the pursuit of fun.
water melon: *wet noises*
Sven: that's what she said-
I think it's important to remember that Mrs and Mr Johnson had Gus, then Sven, then Thor, and then their young pure perfect daughter.
The first three all collectively caused booger wall.
Mrs and Mr Johnson love their daughter the most.
This is one of the most American things I saw in a while
Why the hell are you commenting on everything
nah it aint american unless there are guns fam
@@wolffausel1726 it a lonly sandwich idk
yee
@@batnosphere37 it's best if it's a rocket launcher those are basically firework guns
This is the most American thing I've seen, and that's coming from an American. Thank you for these recipes.
This feels so nostalgic the last one was one of the first gus vids i watched that made me subscribe
Man, I really love you guys! This video is what I remember in the “old days” of just messing around and posting it, I love love love the genuineness of this video!! “I feel weirder and weirder every time I come back” lol!
“They didn’t even ID me when I buyed these” - Gus Johnson, 2021
Murica baby
He said when I bought these.
There is a firework conspiracy happening acromst amereca...look into it
@@jakeballou5147 engrish my good sir
I love how this doesn't feel like a Gus Johnson video but rather it feels like two 13 year olds having a camping sleepover in one of their friend's backyards but they occasionally go back into the house for sodas and stuff and they found fireworks.
I bet they had so much fun making this video haha. Lots of great one-liners, boys.
This is what I like about youtube.. A video with just 2 boys blowing food up. No need for a 10 trillion budget every video like Mrbeast to make good content
And yet this video still got sponsored, which makes me very amused that a company willing gave money so two boys could blow up food with fireworks.
Men not boys...
@@Totallygeekdom Boys support boys
"Hey, everyone! We are HERE at the Alameda County Sheriffs Bomb Disposal Range!"
[B roll]
"And we are about to BLOW up some FOOD! But first, a word from our sponsor, Smooth'n'Flex! Did you ever wonder how smooth something is on a sliding scale of not so smooth to very smooth? What about how much something flexes? Well now you can! And not only that, but join now with the code WOW and learn to Smooth'n'Flex today!"
[walk and talk]
"Alright, so we are here for blowing up food, isn't that right, Sherrif McNulty of Orange County PD?"
"That's right, sir. We have prepared a few incendiary devices for today and we're uh, we're going to have some fun."
"That is awesome! Looks like the water melon is prepped! But before we blow it up, how about we hear from our other sponsor, Rough'n'Stiff!"
There’s nothing wrong with MrBeast’s content but I agree. Anybody can make videos on here with little to no budget
This could’ve ended with Gus’s face plastered all over the news as the guy who started another statewide fire
he revealed the shit out of that watermelon's gender
Not in that kind of grass
@@ronpaulssecretary They were literally stomping out smoky grass in one of the scenes. If they hadn't, it could've became a flame.
@@dannymartial7997 that wouldn't have burned for long. It would have just smoldered and then died. All of those fires wildfires started from dumbasses using pyrotechnics in the desert surrounded by dry grass, not in the midwest surrounded by green, healthy grass.
Press F for all the victims of the recent Wisconsin Wildfires
Gus: anything
Sven: "stop"
Gordon Ramsay's rating: "Finally, some good fucking food!"
The fact that they haven’t blown of a finger is kinda impressive
They've had close calls. Remember when he died in the Mythbusters video?
When the steak tin began to explode and they showed no concern about getting hit with shrapnel, then the walk up to it even though they way they lit it they had no way to know if all of them had even gone off. Edge of my seat right there
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 3: Revelations
Underrated comment
This is the movie where they turn on the food with nuclear weapons
World War food
Swallow Falls has one of the strongest militaries in the world.
"Also.. it still looks pretty edible" This is the man I look up to
This has a lot of the Michael Scott “I feel very blessed” vibes
This is the most American thing America could ever Americanize.
I'd say cooking with guns is much more American but whatever lol
@@why_fight I'd say you kinda need mcdonalds to make it the true richest American experience...
Yeah fire works are basically just bombs lmao
@@why_fight haha gun america 😂😂😂😂
All the poor people that can barely afford food watching like
👁️👄👁️
Props to Sven for hitting that cheese with the Roman candle. There were a lot of variables to deal with there but he got it!
The long awaited sequal to the "Our Family baked beans fireworks specal" is here. It's everything I ever wanted.
Man is on escalator it's going upstairs so see you later?
Man forget that stupid thing gus. We truly see who you are in this video. Just a guy having some fun with his brother. This looks like a great way to spend a day. I love it.
"go home Lil ravioli boy"
Damn that was a deep cut
It obviously rolled home
I heard "boogery mash" and immediately thought "ah, mushy peas."
Fine British cuisine, indeed.
Bri'ish delicacy
gus this is one of my favorite videos of yours, I have watched it multiple times and it doesn't cease to make me laugh out loudly every time
They seem like they have a really good brotherly connection
What I love about this is that Gus and Sven are just filming an average Midwestern weekend of shenanigans.
“I feel more out of touch with this place every time I come back”
Dude that hits deep. Kinda sad, almost.
Yeah i reckon that's something that anyone who has visited their hometown after moving can relate to
@@euanmorrisson2613 I'd probably feel the same if I ever made the mistake of goin' back
This does not feel like a 2021 video. This is timeless
I’d like to think that this is how Gus and Sven spent the entirety of their childhood
“Yes this is kitchen safe”
(Proceeds to put enough explosives to fill a B-52 Stratofortress in)
"Perfect grilled watermelon" is a phrase I would have never expected to hear in life as is the addition of "in seconds." You all are full of lifetime surprises.
Grilled watermelon IS actually a thing
@@SuperSMT jesus christ
"...I don't remember adding orEGaNO and crakked pepper to this"
THE LAST ONE YOU DID IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER! SO GLAD YOURE DOING IT AGAIN
This some midwest magic content. This is how 90% of the rural midwest spends their July, if not their whole summer.
It's true!
Can confirm from rural michigan
@@Thugin115 Hey fellow Michigander! 👋😊 I grew up in MI.
I love the phrase “Midwest magic.”
@@tittat5989 I wrote that specifically for you.
6:11 the little reference to Imbiamba Jombes just warms my heart
This video has real "pre-ad" youtube vibes, and I'm all for it.
"I feel more out of touch with this place every time I come back."
Oof. Just a casual gut punch to remind me of the experience growing up in rural KY.
Orange shorts and white top and no wings.
NIce Hooter's outfit Gus.
Loool
Gus is my favorite hooters employee
"I'll feel more out of touch with this place every time I come back."
Their delivery makes it seem like this isn't even a sketch and that makes it so much funnier
This feels like it was recorded in 2006 and they just found it in there computer files one day and just added a sponsor at the end
"boogery mash is my favourite British cuisine" fuckin killed me
i cant believe my favorite Gus Johnson video has become a series
This has a vast amount of nostalgic Feelgood energy, me and my brother used to do dumb stuff with under-powered fireworks all the time when we were kids
lol "Go home little ravioli boy" - How to tell Gus is a 90's kid :)
Everyone knows the most patriotic way to cook watermelon is to blow the crap out of it with fireworks. Happy 4th everyone.
4th of the 30th june
this is probably one of the greatest episodes iv ever seen in all of your year's.. reminded me how to laugh again!
I like how they actually cut the watermelon decently well the first time, but then they put in 20 more fireworks.
There's so much pure joy in this video. This reminds me of just fucking around and doing really stupid shit with friends. God it's so life sustaining