god dang country
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- well this sure is a god dang country
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in this video i drink beer and yell at my mom as we both age
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this silly stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.
we live in a god dang country
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Yes
Yes
L
I agree
Gus’s Mum saying she watches these when she misses him was peak wholesome.
It made me go see my mum.
I love it so much
@@newrev9er Nah, they don't. Not always. But that's okay, they're allright
"And then I don't miss him anymore"
@@stephengere3937Haha beat me to it. Not even mommas want a momma's boy.
"Beer is temporary. God's country is forever"
Country singers: YOINK
@Justin S don't forget something about living in the neon lights.
@Justin S there's good country still, but it definitely not on the radio
@Justin S Who the hell listens to the radio anymore? If you don't have a streaming service for music, then you're doing yourself a disservice musically
p.s. I just looked it up and apparently over 90% of Americans still do I guess. Idk if that's entirely accurate but you make a good point
@@DMunz1 yeah, I was also super surprised to learn that the vast majority of Americans still find new music primarily through radio. Like, everyone I’ve ever met uses Spotify almost exclusively.
@Justin S my ironically favorite country song is that one where he sings about Heartache medication.
Your mom is a gem, but she severely underestimates how much we love God's Country
Lolol right? Ma'am, the video has only been up a few hours and already 100k of us love it
I'm at least one of the 50 people!
Yeah.
This is probably my favorite thing that Gus does for sure.
Probably my favorite kind of video, this and imbiana Jones
"We can make a bloody mary" *shoves a yard pickle into cheap ass beer*
I can't remember, is it one part grass pickle to two parts warm beer? 😂😂
*kicks spat out pickle*
Tbh an ass beer would go great with this video
Lost my mind over that
Kiss my ass, Pat McAfee.
Gus's mom pleading with her son to not waste the mysterious grass pickles killed me.
God same
@@jacobe477 gus: f patt mcafee
patt mcafee: *gets invited to commentary on wwe smackdown*
“if they’re fresh we’re gonna use them”
I haven't watched the video yet, what the fuck
My favorite ongoing series: Gus annoying his mother.
So damn good
I love it so much dude
That would be a more accurate title
Foreal!
Yes, best series
"Do you think I can still run a 4 minute mile?"
"never could"
lmao
Just try
Then try harder
Sprint then don’t slow down
Pain is temporary four minutes are forever
Savage lol
"You think I could still run a four minute mile?"
"No, you never could"
😎
Part killed me
I’d buy that T-Shirt “Beer’s Temporary, God’s Country is forever”
We need this
Do it for yourself
I would pay $2.50 for the beer, & $35 for the shirt!!!
New Merch!
Same
Gus’s Mom is too good at being mildly annoyed for this whole thing to be scripted
That's what results from being mildly annoyed for your eldest sons entire life haha
“The horses have since perished due to my mother’s blatant negligence.”
Same.
You've perished due to Gus' mum's blatant negligence?
@@jameskilgour387 You haven't? What a mighty soul you must be.
RIP Brothers
What is this “mother” that you speak of?
We make similar skits, and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot.
For those of you from outside the Midwest, “Oh for crying out loud” is the most rage his mom could ever express. Gus is going to get the wooden spoon guaranteed.
shes gonna throw apples at him for old times sake XD
I'm not American so this is great context thank you 😂😂
She's waiting, with a whole bushel of apples. Throwin' arm cocked and loaded.
Southern moms aren't like that at all. They're full of wrath.
“The horses have since passed due to my mother’s blatant negligence” LMAO
These videos are so not well done, you gotta speed up these videos by 25%
@@yungterry3310 bing bong your opinion is wrong
we knew it would happem
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch ok
Highest rated comment I’ve ever gotten hahahah
Bloody Mary recipe:
- one part yard pickle
-two parts warm beer
If you make a blooby mamry with out a yard pickle you might as well just light it on fire and throw it out the window.
"Double digits" was so naturally funny and off the cuff.
It's practically a running joke on the podcast. I legit laughed out loud
That's a pretty good summary of Gus in general
😆😆
"Beer is temporary, God's Country is forever" - Gus Johnson, 2021
Need this on a tshirt gus
@@ChaseAHansen Or a tombstone
@@DrakeMagnum or both
You're* temporary is what he said. Think toy got an alcohol problem, lust like me!
Stolen comment👎
*Yard Pickles* crop came in juicy this year.
Yooo. OT How's the click?
430k and 1 comment??
Bruh
Also first furry
@@realfarmer21 I create Gus videos better than the Michael subscribe like
@@realfarmer21 🤡
That was the hardest fall anyone has done for a laugh. Looked like a video game character dying.
Ayyyy it's you guys
went full Gmod ragdoll on us
Look up Chris Farley, my dude would consistently try to end his career with fall damage 🤣🤣
The man did multiple takes for that shit dayum
Gus is 30 years old man still at home and acting dumb. Why’ is he famous ?
"Where's that box that made me cry as a kid?"
"... The electrical box?"
"Yeah"
I perished
I read this at the very moment he said this😂
I will never not watch these 5 times in a row
What's up checkmark?
I'm glad to see you're a man of culture as well! (love the academy btw)
CHARLES CORNELL??
Gus is loved by all, even the all knowing Charles Cornell
We make similar skits, and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot.
“Beer’s Temporary. God’s Country is Forever” is the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever heard.
Edit: Second maybe to “Oofda.”
"Jeepers" being a close second
TRUE
Definitely could sell that as a sign or somethin to a lot of Midwestern folk
That's my mantra
RENO 911 for farmers
"That's a cross-eyed Danielle"
"No its a black-eyed Susan"
"It's a lazy-eyed Janda"
Im dead.
Janda sure is a name
That shit made me laugh so hard.
Ooo thats a one eyed Ruth
I want to petition for Wisconsin to officially add “cross-eyes Danielle” as a local name for it.
@@vidcas1711 I would fucking die omg.
The yardpickle harvest is bountiful this year, we are truly blessed
Finding out Gus’s Mum watches these when she misses him is actually really touching
Right in the ol feels
It's nice to know she's watched these two or three times...
She's a gosh darn saint.
@@kateh2893 Out of pocket
She makes up for a lot of the 50 views they get.
I am not convinced those weren't naturally occurring weed pickles.
New edible alert
They’re a common delicacy in the Midwest. I know, I grew up in Ohio.
Gus getting drunk and arguing with his mom is the best thing ever
yeah, his mom straight up brings the gods country sketches from a 4ish/10 comedy level to 10/10
CONGRATS ON GETTING VERIFIED LONELY SANDWICH I WAS THERE IN THE BEGINNING
He probably would be drunk if he actually drank any of the beer lmao
I just saw you on the most recent flashgitz furry video
ruclips.net/video/8bGnv1qleLk/видео.html
There's something about watching a grown man lose his shit in a totally perfect representation of a midwesterner with no sense of boundaries that is just beautiful
Ah the new curriculum for the USA immigration exam.
Steven you failure you edit for 4 hours for a 1 minute and 34 second video.
@@Drt23 and you comment while adding nothing to the original comment
Hello my fellow FAILURES!
Was just watching you before this
@@Drt23 Gus Johnson has said he edits these for hours too. Editing requires you to get the timing exactly right and sift through a lot of footage. Clearly you've never completed a large scale and well edited video project, otherwise you'd understand that it is a ton of work
“I can’t remember, is it one part yard pickle and two parts warm beer?” Best one yet
Comment’s a little overkill
“Beer is temporary. God’s country is forever.”
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear jar
so many bots
so many bots
I'd buy that shirt
We make similar skits, and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot.
“If they’re fresh, we’ll use them” wow the parent energy off that makes me laugh so hard
my favorite one yet holy shit that fall was amazing
Love your content dude, glad you have great taste!
The Lazy eyed Susan part was pretty good too 😂
It was sooooo good
That was a real fucking fall 100%
An immaculate face plant. Face fully in the dirt, feet in the air, flawless. Had to rewatch it at least 5 times
"beer's temporary, god's country is forever" words to live by.
Amen.
1000th like :)
"Its a cross eyed danielle" about fucking murdered me
“Think I can still run a 4 min mile?”
“Nope, never could”
😂😂😂
World record is about 5 min.
@@MrNightpwner 3 something actually
Absolutely savage
That shit cracked my up.
“Beer is temporary, God’s Country is forever.”
Please put this on a shirt!
Lemme guess, you’re American
No, I live in the God dang country north of the US
@@salmon4815 Canadia
Yeah I'd buy that
This is a shirt you'd definitely see for sale at walmart hahahaha
“that’s a cross eyed danielle” is the funniest thing gus had ever said
I think that line gave me a hernia
That's a Lazy Eyed Janda
@@thewesty101 Personally, the Janda has always been my favorite type of exotic flora.
It was at that moment I realized "Black-eyed Susan" was a flower named after domestic abuse. People are kinda fucked up.
It's wholesome to see a mom support and help her son with his career without acting cringey. She's just being her, having to deal with Gus. Poor soul
These fuel me, never stop
found one of the five people
@@frogl0dyte *50 "double digits 😉"
mr verified
Woah only 3 comments for this god
Same dude
"There's like, 50 people who like these."
- Gus' mom, 2021.
75,000 liikes latet
heyyy i'm nr 48
Number 35 present and accounted for
Number 6 here
Double digits baby!
We need merch of “beer is temporary, God’s country is forever”
@@Dk_Thefirst begging for subs won’t get you anywhere
Google: “FSM”. This is what true divinity is.
We make similar skits, and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot.
"It's taking up real estate for the corn you could be growing" is the most Midwest statement ever.
"No, there's, like, 50 people that like these-"
"DOUBLE DIGITS"
I have no idea why that punchline is so funny but there's snot on my monitor right now.
yep that's totally how the video ended
I think mom breaking into laughter + perfect cut makes this
I thought 8 people was double digits.
@@GT-ol5lw I would have forgotten without this comment!
This is a years long escalation joke at this point. The shit posting has long since transcended into art
Haha so true though
but shitposting IS art
@@mzadro7 CAN be art. This IS art, but there's some shit shitposting out there.
I love how the mom doesn't laugh at anything and get mad at all the funny stuff Gus does but when he kicks a pickle or sprays beer everywhere she can't keep it together
As a boy who grew up in God's country, I can confirm: grass pickles are rarer than a first edition Blue Eyes White Dragon that my mom gave away to the thrift store.
I can never tell if his mother is playing along or is just genuinely sick of his shit. Cause it seems like the more of these videos that she has to film she gets more and more annoyed.
Character development!
Yeah dude it’s her arc
@@StoneCorazon my mom has been doing that arc with me for 35 years. Dedication knows no bounds
@@warriorKing2233 ow
She's got the patience of a saint, for sure 😂
Gus: *falls*
Deborah: “Oh jeepers”
Comedy gold
gus's mom unironically letting out a _jeepers_ is so dang wholesome
That fall was so good
No comedy writer could come up with a bit better than this.
You can tell she is a Mom of boys. She has the perfect tone I love it.
It’s not fair that every person in this family is hilarious
It's kind of adorable that she watches these when she misses you
"Where's that box that made me cry when I was a kid?"
"The electrical box?"
@@realfarmer21 i didn’t check and your videos suck
@@realfarmer21 I also didn't check and your videos suck
Begone Bot.
@@realfarmer21 i, too, did not check and your videos lack a certain creativity and charm that is located in the videos of this Gus Johnson.
Gus! Danger!
"I don't remember how to make a Bloody Mary, is it 1 part yard pickle and 2 parts warm beer or what?" Plus his mom's actual laugh after that took me OUT
1:58 for reference XD
*"I don't remember how to make a Bloody Mary, is it one part yard pickle and two parts warm beer?"*
I sprayed warm beer out my nose at that.
Best line ever…
And I crapped three yard pickles!
Falls to the ground and looks like he dislocated his shoulder
His mom - "ooh jeepers"
BLM is anti-Asian
Fred says f*ck
@@Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn what's your problem dude
@@markossmith8895 Wait, wait. Just... hear him out
“Mom, you think the sentient creator of the universe would care if we took his name in vain?”
“Don’t...we’re not going down this road” lmao
Now that's some GD midwest mom-energy right there
I mean the Bible literally says, “Don’t take My name in vain”. Kinda cut and dry.
I hate to contradict Gus's sweet, wonderful, long-suffering mom. But got dang I love every single one of these got dang country videos. They are my favorite thing that Gus does.
Gus’ Mother has endless patience for his shenanigans.
I know, I'm actually kind of impressed. She really loves her kids.
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! bro stfu
@@FatherTime89 I do wonder how much of it is scripted and how much of it is just gus giving his mom the camera and doing shit
no patience for cusses tho
We make similar skits, and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot.
“There’s like 50 people that like these.”
“Double digits!”
The best part of Gus Johnson is not being to tell if he's actually drunk.
I agree actually
That's the natural state of the Wisconsinite
@@MiG-21bisFishbedL lmao
I love eating random pickles out of a random pickle jar found in a bush. Yum!
FOR REAL THO
4:13 that is genuinely the best fake trip I’ve ever seen, Gus’ jokes are fantastic but his physical comedy is next level
Keeping buffoonery alive, one video at a time. That's the Gus Johnson promise
Mr Lahey vibes
"There's like 50 people who like these"
I'm at least 27 of those
Double digits.
I'm 3 of those
@@Wildsidescrazytimes I’m 0.856 of those!
Why are you all trying to plug yourselves in other people's comments?
I'm the rest
Okay the fact that Gus' mum watches these bits when she misses him is the sweetest thing ever.
I’ve been looking for someone else who noticed that. I wonder if Gus knew or if it effected him too.
"There's like fifty people who like these"
Uhh, I think that ship has sailed a long time ago, Mrs. Gus Mom.
I feel like if she found out the truth, it might break her. Maybe we just let her have this one lol
Double digits! 😃
She meant 50k 😉
I am on the train of calling her 'Mrs. Gus Mom'
I love this
Good times
Man, it feels like there are extra goofs just to make your mom laugh and that is just about the coolest thing ever.
Mad respect and much love to you for being so freaking wholesome, heals the soul.
“Mom, theres a bear over here.”
“Is there really?”
“Yeah, but its ok because she’s accompanied by her two kids so she will probably be docile in front of her children.”
*”NO”*
Perfect delivery, pure gold.
This is one of my favorite quotes
I was crying laughing
Why'd I read that as beer
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch go away
“The horses died a couple of years ago due to my Mothers blatant negligence” that absolutely killed me.
"This weren't our horses."
"There's like 50 people who like these."
*Sees the video has 1.5 million views*
*Remembers that I've watched this video 30 thousand times now*
It checks out.
double digits
"Beer's temporary, God's country is forever"
Can I get an amen with that?
AMEN
Damn daddy amen
Amen!!! 🍻
Amen
Of course, sir. Amen
"Beer is temporary. God's country is forever."
This isn't gold.
It's fucking platinum.
@Kelsae But platinum is the superior material. Gold is more expensive, yes, but platinum makes for far better craftsmanship.
And this, if not craftsmanship, is the highest form of art.
It is platinum.
@Rita 25 y.o ! you need Jesus
@Kelsae not in terraria
@Kelsae not to a crack head that's why they steal catalytic converters the platinum and other fine metals in them witch yes is obviously illegal but some scrap yards turn a blind eye
"Jeepers"
“Beer is temporary, God’s Country is forever.”
Hell yeah
i need this on a shirt
He needs to trademark that and sell shirts
I just like how Gus’s mom isn’t even following any script but is just following Gus around and parenting him as he walks around doing things.
"when I miss you I do watch these"
We don't deserve Mrs. Johnson 😭🤌
"There's like 50 people that like these"
Man she has no idea...
Ed & Gus talks about her acting in one of their podcasts.... can't remember which episode but apparently she has a great sense of humor (as suspected) and is very aware we all love her. In other words, she's just playing her role really well.
she says she watches these videos in the sentence before that line, shes just joshin around lol
This was my favorite one so far and the fact that they seem like they're having so much fun together is a big part of why I like them.
The Johnsons are just so gosh dang wholesome you can't help but feel happy watching them do their thing :)
50/50 ruclips.net/video/KqV8ZxMyZGs/видео.html
#23 on trending.
Don't go down that GD road Gus
Will you and Gus please make a video together for the good of all that is Midwestern?!
Au contreire, derriere! Wisconsin’s county roads are named using the alphabet, so GD road actually exists somewhere. 😎
Please do a colab !
I was thinking about you while I was watching this!
@@jaredrobbins4440 There’s a County road GD in Waukesha County
“If ya touch that I’mma kick ya off the shed.”
-Mr. Johnson
*Dokker Jombes
“Beer’s temporary, God’s country is forever” - Gus 2021
Randy survived the Mount Olympus water park once again
i have a tshirt from when i was ten that says that so i guess you could say i’m a midwestern
We make similar skits, and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot.
Randy is stealing Wisconsin Ducks for joyrides at night
whats up checkmark?
30 years old man still at home and acting dumb. Why’ is he famous ?
Gus: *breaks back and loses an arm* His mom: *ope jeepers*
Wisconsin mom's busting out the big cusses
Mama Johnson is the physical embodiment of Wisconsin
Except hopefully without the racism
The incredibly violent fall followed by a quiet 'jeepers' is what really got me
“don’t throw all those pickles out”
gus: 👁👄👁 👋🥒
The part where he's off camera and you just hear the lound crunch of a pickle made me lose it
Same. OMfg
For those wondering: 3:11
“Do you think I can still run a 4-minute mile?”
“You never could”
These are my favorite. Even the yard pickle bit was fucking hilarious
It's like I don't understand why it's so funny. But man, this was really funny.
How was the yard pickle bit so dang funny...
Mom's sharp
"Why would there be a jar of pickles in my yard?" is the greatest line nobody could write.
Listening to his mom swing wildly between going along with his silliness and then just being, well, his MOM in the purest sense is so endearing. The soft exasperation when she admits she watches these when she misses him just!!! MY HEART. YOU'RE SO SWEET GUS'S MOM. I'll watch every single one of these because not only are they funny, they're just plain sweet.
My favorite part was when he says goddamn and his mom immediately calls him out for it. Mom's are great lol
She is the spirit of every mom.
When he said
"The second batch of pokemon cards"
*I felt that*
same
Mhmm. Yup.
When the world needed him most
He shoved a pickle into a beer can
POV: You’re a 47 year old man, coming home from a long day working in the carpentry trade. Your back hurts, you’ve got a sunburn, all you want to do for the evening is relax. As you get out of your 2007 Ford F-150, reaching into your pocket to grab your house keys, you hear someone in your neighbor’s yard yell “RANDY… GET THE FUCK OVER HERE… SORRY”
Randy now knows he is being watched. Doesn't matter that this is God's Country. God can't save you here.
U got a point there 😂
😆
teach me how to write like that plz
@@goatrelish now you see, my child. It is a technique never seen before, the elders of ye olde times created this heretical art as an invocation of human ability. It is called, typing with a bunch of fancy words then retrying 8 times to get it right by smoothing it out via trial and error
This makes me proud of my Midwestern heritage
Ohio is nice
@@BlackCowboy0 up until they decide to vote
@@evolicious Nah dont care who folks vote for honestly, we're still proud!
Brewstew watches Gus...Nice
same here
Can we all just appreciate the line "When I miss you, I do watch these"? That's so golden.
"There's like 50 people who like these..."
"Double digits!"
😂 You're off by a few hundred thousand Mrs Johnson
It's that time of the year again boys, God's Country
Welp 😂
Mom: “this is the same old setting”
Gus: “what, do you expect me to move every year?”
Priceless
I just got my Lazy Eyed Janda's planted for the year.
It’s honestly really sweet that she watches these when she misses you.
Gus' mom saying "Son of a..." as he drunkenly pulls her in is the funniest thing.
When Gus said “I’m gonna get another beer” then face planted summed up the past year and a half perfectly.
2:34 "we're not going down this road" shes tired of his blasphemy 😂
“I don’t remember how to make a Bloody Mary.. Is it 1 part yard pickle and 2 parts warm beer?”
I can never tell if gus's mom is in on the joke or if she is just like this.
I would say it's a mixture of both, I live in Texas, when i come home to spend time with my mom she puts up with my shit, i actually in a really cringe way kinda act like this, act in a way to specifically bother her, but she is in on the joke with me and we both just enjoy our time together...at the same time she probably would prefer if i didn't act like that EVERY time i came over...but I love my momma :)
Both
@@Kbuppz Awww that's so sweet
I think that's part of the charm.
@@ridiculousrandy1401 Ask yourself: Why are likes so important to you?